IRAS :: Volume #11

#1000: «King of Mask Singer» first broadcast


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At noon. 中午。 Old Rao, the full room is the traditional Chinese medicine flavor. 老饶家,满屋子都是中药的味道。 Zhang Ye lay down there called out: Is good not to have!” 张烨躺在那里叫道:“好没好啊!” Yang Shu fast said: Senior Brother, was immediately good, immediately good!” 杨姝飞快道:“师兄,马上就好了,马上就好!” Zhang Ye howling [say / way]: Hurry up, I am not good!” 张烨嚎道:“快点,我不行了!” Master Rao, you a bit faster!” Yang Shu urged in the kitchen. “饶师傅,您快点呀!”杨姝在厨房催促道。 Rao Aimin was shouting to clear the way to the living room: „Did your boy ask to believe me to throw again you? The traditional Chinese medicine needs the crucial moment! Anxious anything! Is boiling!” 饶爱敏对着客厅喝道:“你小子再叫一声信不信我把你扔出去?中药需要火候!急什么啊!正熬着呢!” Zhang Ye does not dare squeek to turn with Rao Aimin, turns the head to look that to is doing the homework Chenchen, Chenchen, to me with the cup water, was thirsty, hurries.” 张烨就不敢跟饶爱敏吱扭了,转头看向正写作业的辰辰,“辰辰,给我拿杯水来,渴了,赶紧的啊。” Chenchen said: Does not go.” 辰辰道:“不去。” I later did not help you do one's assignment!” Zhang Ye snort|hum said. “我以后不帮你做作业了!”张烨哼道。 The Chenchen short of breath, Zhang Ye, you must be so fragile!” 辰辰气急,“张烨,你要不要这么娇气呀!” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, gets the water with the water.” 张烨翻白眼,“拿水拿水。” Chenchen brought to him panting in indignation, fed the mouth on the difference to him. 辰辰气呼呼地给他拿来了,就差给他喂到嘴里了。 Zhang Ye is lying down deliciously, rumble has drunk two, is not quite then satisfied, so to be how cool, next time with the lukewarm water, won't know?” 张烨美滋滋地躺着,咕噜咕噜地喝了两口,然后还不太满意,“怎么这么凉呀,下回拿点温乎水,知道不?” The Chenchen short of breath, ran to go to the kitchen to complain, aunt! Zhang Ye must ascend the sky!” 辰辰气急,跑去厨房告状了,“大姨张烨要上天了!” Yang Shu said: Senior Brother old wound recrudescence, the present is a patient, what do you haggle over with him?” 杨姝却道:“师兄旧伤复发,现在是病人,你跟他计较什么啊?” Chenchen whistling gasps for breath, may he bully the person!” 辰辰呼呼喘气,“可他太欺负人了!” Outside, Zhang Ye Voice came, „doesn't food have? So to be how slow! I was hungry for day, had the person to manage me?” 外面,张烨声音又来了,“饭也没好啊?怎么这么慢呀!我都饿了一天啦,有没有人管我了?” Yang Shu said immediately: Senior Brother, I serve meal to you!” 杨姝立即道:“师兄,我给您端饭!” Also is Zhang Ye Junior Sister is attending to him, after saddle lead horse. 也就是张烨师妹顾着他,鞍前马后的。 Senior Brother, you eat.” 师兄,您起来吃吧。” I cannot move.” “我动不了了。” I feed you.” “那我喂您。” My Junior Sister is good.” “还是我师妹好。” You open mouth.” “您张嘴。” Um, chicken wing.” “嗯,鸡翅还可以。” You taste the red-roasted pork.” “您尝尝红烧肉。” Um, line, salty.” “嗯,也行,咸了点。” „, Salty? That what to do?” “啊,咸了啊?那怎么办?” Ok, assembles is eating.” “算了,凑合着吃吧。” Rao Aimin was unable to continue watching, walks several steps to say to Yang Shu: Do not respond him, this goods with here pretend death! You throw on the food the table, I thought that he does eat!” 饶爱敏看不下去了,走出来几步对杨姝道:“你甭搭理他,这货就跟这儿装死呢!你把饭扔桌子上,我看他吃不吃!” Chenchen also pissed off said: Old Yang, do not manage him!” 辰辰生气道:“老杨,不要管他!” But Yang Shu actually does not listen, one spoon of one spoon of places feed Zhang Ye. 杨姝却不听,还是一勺一勺地喂张烨 Zhang Ye is lying down in the place on and Uncle equally old god, opens mouth, swallows one, opens mouth again, the next spoon came. When finished eating the food, the traditional Chinese medicine also boiled, his Junior Sister was a ladle ladle feeds him. However had just drunk two, Zhang Ye bitterly called, does not drink. 张烨就跟大爷一样老神在在地躺着,张嘴,咽一口,再张嘴,下一勺已经来了。等吃完饭,中药也熬好了,他师妹又是一勺子一勺子地喂他。不过刚喝了两口,张烨就被苦的嗷嗷叫,死活不喝了。 Senior Brother!” 师兄!” This is not the person drinks!” “这不是人喝的!” You do not drink the wound to be how good!” “您不喝伤怎么好啊!” This inside put anything!” “这里面放什么了啊!” Land Dragon.” “地龙。” What is land dragon?” “地龙是啥?” Is the earthworm.” “就是蚯蚓。” Shit, are you strategic point I!” 我靠,你们是不是要害我!” The medicine has drunk up with great difficulty, Rao Aimin starts from the exterior adjuvant treatment, helping him make a Chinese massage, comfortable blood circulation. However just pushed two, Zhang Ye started to kyoodle. 药好不容易喝完了,饶爱敏开始从外部辅助治疗,帮他做了一个中医推拿,顺气活血的。不过刚推了两下,张烨又开始哇哇乱叫。 The entire daytime, in the family does not have pure, all served Zhang Ye! 整整一个白天,家里就没清净过,全伺候张烨了! To the evening, this male servant was quiet, because the «King of Mask Singer» first broadcast started! 到了晚上,这厮才消停了一些,因为《蒙面歌王》的首播开始了! A Zhang Ye person wrested away sofa, Yang Ba the foot has been lying down horizontally, Rao Aimin also good Chenchen also good Yang Shu, only to move the chair to sit in side. 张烨一个人霸占了沙发,仰巴脚横躺着,饶爱敏也好辰辰也好杨姝也罢,都只能搬椅子在旁边坐着。 Beijing Satellite TV, advertisement finished. 京城卫视,广告结束了。 Yang Shu said: Started!” 杨姝道:“开始了!” Zhang Ye said: Big sound.” 张烨道:“大点声儿。” ...... …… Uncle family. 大舅家。 The uncle big aunt takes the fruit tray to come out. 大舅大舅妈拿着果盘出来。 In the living room, the Zhang Ye three younger sisters sit there, here three sisters are make today to come to watch the «King of Mask Singer» first broadcast together, this was new Program that their cousins planned. 客厅里,张烨的三个妹妹都坐在那里,三姐妹是约好了今天一起来这边看《蒙面歌王》的首播,这可是他们表哥策划的新节目 „, Came!” “哇,来了来了!” „The first person came out!” “第一个人出来了!” What? Extraordinary King? This anything name!” “啥?奇葩大王?这啥名字啊!” Shit!” 我靠!” „, Sang was good!” “啊,唱的太好了!” Warble tone is quite of pleasant to hear!” “转音好好听啊!” Who is this?” “这是谁啊?” Cui Dragon of Hong Kong , Taiwan?” “港台的崔龙?” „It is not he, definitely is not! Stature not like!” “不是他,肯定不是!身材不像啊!” „Is that cak?” “那是cak?” Voice looks like very much!” 声音很像啊!” Three younger sisters look at one for the first time startled one. 三个妹妹看得一惊一乍的。 The uncle and big aunt also sat in side took a look at one, this took a look, they were also all of a sudden fascinated, guessed together. 大舅和大舅妈也坐在旁边瞅了一眼,这一瞅,他们一下子也入迷了,也跟着一起猜测了起来。 ...... …… Peking University. 北大 Some female student dormitory. 某女生宿舍。 Yao Jiancai daughter Yao Mi this week has not gone home, but stays in the friends in schools and nearby 2-3 bedrooms looks at «King of Mask Singer» to broadcast in the dormitory together that the person is lively. Also does not know where they looked for a 29 cuns (2.5cm) liquid crystal, but also has joined the wired signal, room 11 people, were excited are staring at the television, some people also together sang. 姚建才的女儿姚蜜这周没回家,而是留在学校和旁边两三个寝室的朋友一起在宿舍看《蒙面歌王》播出,人多热闹啊。也不知她们从哪里找来了一台29寸的液晶电视,还接上了有线信号,一屋子11个人,都激动得盯着电视,有人还跟着一起唱起来。 Attractive! Cried attractively!” “好看!好看哭了啊!” Loved Petal Rain!” “太爱花瓣雨了!” This false sound, whom Musical World did not have!” “这假音,乐坛没谁了啊!” Her what status?” “她到底什么身份啊?” Guesses that comments the group honored guests unable to recognize?” “猜评团嘉宾也认不出来啊?” Mimi, Hahaha, your father spoke!” 蜜蜜,哈哈哈,你爸说话了!” Your father is really funny, is Crosstalk takes worthily greatly!” “你爸真逗,不愧是相声界大拿啊!” Was a pity that our Professor Zhang is not, otherwise was more splendid!” “可惜咱们张教授不在,不然就更精彩了啊!” When does Teacher Zhang come back to give us to attend class? He really by banned? Does documentary film of fog haze have that tremendous influence? Why banned Teacher Zhang!” 张老师什么时候回来给咱们上课啊?他真被封-杀了?雾霾的纪录片有那么大的影响吗?凭什么封-杀张老师啊!” ...... …… Media College. 传媒大学 Teaching and administrative staff dormitory. 教职工宿舍。 Zhang Ye once Class Teacher Su Yanhong was also looking at Beijing Satellite TV with several colleagues. 张烨曾经的班主任苏艳红也在和几个同事看京城卫视 Really good!” “真棒啊!” This sang, is more specialized than «The Voice»!” “这唱的,比《好声音》专业多了!” That affirmation, the selling point is different. The «The Voice» selling point is the grass player, but what the «King of Mask Singer» Lord pushes is becomes famous Singer, the level is certainly different! This Program said, creativity was good, small Professor Zhang that also passes in us in can do!” “那肯定的,卖点不一样。《好声音》的卖点是草根选手,而《蒙面歌王》主推的是成名歌手,水平当然不一样!这节目说真的,创意太好了,也就咱们中传出去的小张教授能搞得出来!” Sunflower sang well!” 向日葵唱得好!” Is good, but I like Red Sunset, how to get down by pk, won't be eliminated? Who finally took this issue of Singer King?” “是不错,不过我还是喜欢夕阳红,怎么被pk下去了啊,不会被淘汰吧?到底谁最后拿这一期的歌王了?” ...... …… Online also exploded! 网上也炸了! Weibo had been seized by the screams of blotting out the sky! 微薄已经被铺天盖地的惊呼声占领了! Real his mother has not waited in vain!” “真他妈没白等啊!” Originally this is «King of Mask Singer»!” “原来这就是《蒙面歌王》啊!” „, Also compared with wants attractive 10,000 times that I imagine!” “靠,比我想象的还要好看10000倍啊!” Originally Program such develops! This group of people sang was also too good? Is this specialized Singer? Is B-list big?” “原来节目是这么开展的!这帮人唱的也太好了吧?这都是专业歌手吧?都是一二线的大咖吧?” Who knows that Extraordinary King is who!” “谁知道奇葩大王是谁啊!” Extraordinary King I also really like, Voice is really good, the skill is also good, but compares with Petal Rain that group of people, there is a disparity, Petal Rain, Sunflower, this is the big god!” 奇葩大王我也真喜欢,声音真好,技巧也不错,可是跟花瓣雨那帮人比起来,还是有差距的,花瓣雨,向日葵,这才是大神啊!” Entered the stage four! Top fucking awesome!” “已经出场四个了!个顶个的牛-逼啊!” Following also came!” “下面一个也来了!” Clown?” 小丑?” Probably has the rumor he is this issue of Singer King?” “好像有传言他是这一期歌王?” Is impossible! False news?” “不可能!假新闻吧?” Right, said that water buffalo with Singer King, water buffalo your younger sister, which his mother had the water buffalo!” “对,还有说水牛拿歌王了呢,水牛你妹啊,哪儿他妈有水牛啊!” You look at him to walk! Could not come to a stop!” “你们看他走路!都站不稳了啊!” „Was this gets sick?” “这是病了吧?” At this time, on television picture all. 这时,电视上画面一切。 scene returned to the beforehand medical office time. 镜头回到了之前医务室的时候。 Possibly does not know Zhang Ye, when he and Segment Group one group of person going in medical offices, some people bring the camera to enter the room, many scene were recorded! 可能连张烨都不知道,在他和栏目组的一帮人进去医务室的时候,是有人带着摄像机进屋的,很多镜头都被录下来了! High fever 40 degrees! 高烧40度! Specific weight cold! 重度感冒! Tonsil inflammation! 扁桃腺发炎! Gives me the needle to be close!” “给我针封闭!” You are clear!” “你想清楚!” Come!” “来!” Comes again!” “再来!” Comes again!” “再来!” Come!” “来!” Three! 三针! Altogether three! 一共三针! The man of Clown mask does not have throat one including the throat! 小丑面具的男子连吭都没有吭一声! The picture jumps, once again returned to Clown to mount the stage! 画面一跳,又一次回到了小丑登台的时候! At this moment, all in front of the television looked that the Program audiences have sucked in an cold air/Qi, some Musical World professionals somewhat were also ignorant! 这一刻,所有在电视机前看节目的观众们都倒抽了一口冷气,一些乐坛的业内人士也有些懵了! Lunatics! 疯子! This person was insane! 这人疯了! This, this......” “这,这……” This is goes all out really!” “这是真拼命啊!” Like this also sang? What can also sing?” “这样了还唱什么歌啊?还能唱什么啊?” Yes, Singer King definitely is not he, inevitably is the false news.” “是啊,歌王肯定不是他,必然是假新闻。” Um, this throat speech was difficult, walked was difficult, let alone sang, can he also make noise? Won't sing?” “嗯,这种嗓子说话都困难了,走路都困难了,更别说唱歌了啊,他还能出声吗?不会唱完吧?” This condition, but also sang anything!” “这状态,还唱完什么啊!” Solely is not a Clown person has secretly scene, actually other Masked Singer have, for example Petal Rain, has her to practice song scene when the backstage, for example Sunflower, other Singer sang, there are him in restroom review these Singer scene. However is very obvious, Clown secret scene makes the person shock obviously, Segment Group definitely also knows this point, therefore came out to the editing this specially. 不单单是小丑一个人有幕后镜头,其实其他蒙面歌手也有,比如花瓣雨,有她在后台练歌时的镜头,比如向日葵,别的歌手唱歌的时候,有他在休息室点评那些歌手镜头。不过很明显,小丑的幕后镜头显然更让人震撼,栏目组肯定也知道这一点,所以特意把这一段给剪辑出来了。 When Clown stands the stage, when he opens the mouth to sing, many people were shocked! 然而当小丑站上舞台,当他开口唱歌,很多人都被震撼了! The Petal Rain false sound has shocked them! 花瓣雨的假音震撼了他们! The Sunflower Under The Stars treble has shocked them! 星空下的向日葵的高音震撼了他们! Red Sunset exquisite has shocked them peacefully! 夕阳红的细腻安静震撼了他们! But, takes to their shock with Clown completely not, Clown the song, to people are one type purer resonance in mind! 可是,跟小丑带给他们的震撼完全不一样,小丑的这首歌,给众人的则是一种更纯粹的在心灵上的共鸣! I am from northern wolf. a” “我是一匹来自北方的狼。” Walks in the boundless wilderness.” “走在无垠的旷野中。” Sad and shrill north wind has blown.” “凄厉的北风吹过。” Endless yellow sand passed over gently and swiftly.” “漫漫的黄沙掠过。” Everyone once had dream. 每个人曾经都有梦想。 Everyone has pursued. 每个人都追逐过。 But looks like Clown so to welcome the cold wind being wounded pain also for distant place that piece of prairie to proceed lamely, they have not achieved this situation really! 可是像小丑这般为了远方那片草原而迎着寒风带着伤痛也要一瘸一拐地往前走,他们真的没有做到过这个地步! Therefore they shock! 所以他们震撼! Therefore they are moved! 所以他们感动! Who this is!” “这是谁啊!” This person of angry field!” “这人太有气场了!” From northern wolf? a” “一匹来自北方的狼?” „Was this too also good?” “这也太棒了吧?” Very? I am listening same.” “很好吗?我听着一般般啊。” I am also, anything had not felt that the voice was too hoarse!” “我也是,没什么感觉,嗓音太沙哑了!” Is this is good!” “就是这样才棒啊!” You understand anything! This sang had the mood!” “你们懂什么啊!这唱的太有情怀了!” This song is also good! This anything song lying trough! Before I how, hasn't listened?” “这歌也好啊!这什么歌啊卧槽!我怎么以前都没听过?” ...... …… Old Rao. 老饶家。 Zhang Ye looks at one's own on screen, in the heart also five senses mixed Chen. 张烨看着屏幕上的自己,心中也五味杂陈。 Yang Shu hears to be very fascinated, this song is really good, really good!” 杨姝听得很入迷,“这歌真好,真的好!” Rao Aimin has not spoken, she little looks at television Program actually, just after Zhang Ye manager, slightly paid attention. 饶爱敏没说话,她其实很少看电视节目,只不过当了张烨经纪人以后,才略微的关注了一些。 Chenchen has made noise, points at screen saying: Has a look at others!” 辰辰出声了,指着屏幕道:“看看人家!” Rao Aimin said: Such heavy sickness must persist in mounting the stage, this will and resistant to compression ability, are not the average person can have, this male good.” 饶爱敏道:“这么重的病还要坚持登台,这种毅力和抗压能力,不是一般人能有的,这男的不错。” Zhang Ye hears ecstatically. 张烨听得心花怒放。 Hey. 嘿嘿。 Generally general. 一般一般吧。 Yang Shu said immediately: My Senior Brother also has the big will person!” 杨姝登时道:“我师兄也是有大毅力的人!” Rao Aimin looked at Yang Shu one, has referred to the sofa that beach mud crooked moves also motionless Zhang Ye there, what you said is this goods?” 饶爱敏看了杨姝一眼,指了指沙发上那一滩烂泥似的歪在那里动也不动的张烨,“你说的是这货?” Yang Shu is at a loss for words, after starting to speak but hesitating, lowers the head not to speak, probably a little disgraced as. 杨姝语塞,欲言又止后,垂着头不吭声了,好像有点丢人似的。 Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” 【The people of the world send in the congratulatory telegram: Ardently celebrates the I'm Really a Superstar 1000 chapters! Hahaha!】 【世界人民发来贺电:热烈庆祝我真是大明星1000章!哈哈哈!】 ...... ……
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