„Does cousin, chew the betel nut not?” In corridor, cousin adept handing over of the betel nut said together. “表哥,嚼槟榔不？”门外楼道里,小表弟娴熟的递上一块槟榔道。 Pu Yunchuan beckons with the hand, the opposite party smiled, bites the mouth the betel nut, the occupation dyes immediately purplish red the tooth, Pu Yunchuan sees that to knit the brows: „Your boy adds the smoke on the betel nut young, you want on Oh you are” cell phone end:: 蒲云川摆了摆手,对方则是笑了一下,一口将槟榔咬进嘴里,职业顿时将牙齿染得紫红,蒲云川见状皱眉道:“你小子年纪轻轻就槟榔加烟,你这是要上天呀你这是”手机端:: „Cousin looked at you saying that this childhood non- wave when wave? Arrived cousin this year your discipline, thinks that the wave did not have that energy, you looked that your present hair are few? The cousin your round of quantity were probably more than last year, without before was so bare” “表哥瞧您说得,这小时候不浪何时浪？到了表哥您这年纪,想浪都没那个精力了,你看你现在头发少得咦？表哥呀你这发量好像比去年多了一些,没以前那么秃了” „Right?” Pu Yunchuan touches the hair, immediately responded, got angry hastily: „When was daddy bare? Also is sends the border line to be slightly high, to bare very early is good?” “是吗？”蒲云川摸了摸头发,随即反应过来,连忙怒道:“劳资什么时候秃了？也就是发际线稍稍高一点而已,离秃还很早好不好？” Is saying, suddenly the cell phone bell sound one resounds, the singing sound of ancient phoenix legend is resonant immediately. 正说间,突然手机铃音一下响起,古老凤凰传奇的歌声顿时嘹亮而起。 The cousin hears the singing sound cheek to pull out: „Cousin, your bell sound hurries to trade, my mother looked for your too low of being on intimate terms object to you” 小表弟听到歌声面皮一抽:“表哥,你这铃音赶紧换换吧,我妈可是给你找了相亲对象的你这个太low了” „After you did not understand the mature men listened to phoenix legend” white Pu Yunchuan his eyes, met the telephone say/way: „Who?” “你懂个屁成熟的男人都听凤凰传奇”蒲云川白了他一眼后接了电话道:“谁呀？” „Fatty, the knight school tested to start, you where? Hasn't gotten online?” “胖子,骑士学院测试开始了,你人在哪儿呢？还不上线？” „Eh” Pu Yunchuan stares, immediately small sound said: „In the relative's house, some are not convenient, can this plot slow one slow?” “额”蒲云川一愣,随即小声道:“在亲戚家呢,有些不方便呀,这剧情能不能缓一缓？” „How slow?” Telephone that Big Bro Dog is showing the whites of the eyes saying: „Do you consider the single plane game of your family? Also slow one slow, if you did not get online by others your duty may be defeated even the famous stroke, let me tell you, our these made the long-range mission, if were defeated that to be possible really complete wipe-out, after going back, same time was several farms and pastures is opening, we must move bricks!” “怎么缓？”电话那头狗哥翻着白眼道:“你当是你家的单机游戏呀？还缓一缓,你要是再不上线被人家把名字划了你这任务可就算失败了哈,我跟你说,我们这些做长期任务的要是失败了那可就真是血本无归了哈,回去后同期都是几个农场、牧场开着,咱们还得搬砖！” „No you first help me find the way to delay the time, I looked for the loom to get online Pu Yunchuan one hear to immediately” continue to move bricks was anxious immediately, as earliest one group of established players, if mixed behind to take moving bricks as to live, this and reality was equally sad? “别呀你先帮我想想办法拖拖时间,我立马找机子上线”蒲云川一听要继续搬砖顿时急了,作为最早一批老牌玩家,要是混到后面还是以搬砖为生,这岂不是和现实一样悲催了吗？ What significance can't the game install to compel that person to return alive to have? 游戏都不能装逼了那人生还有啥意义呀？ Thinks that this Pu Yunchuan asked hastily: „Does cousin, in the family/home have the virtual machine?” 想到此蒲云川连忙问道:“小表弟,家里有虚拟机吗？” „Has actually originally in the elder sister room, but the elder sister room must arrange the new home, now in paternal grandmother room” “有倒是有原本在姐姐房间里,不过姐姐房间要布置新房,现在就是在奶奶房间里了” „Okay good, has on well to lead me to pass Pu Yunchuan to say quickly” hastily. “好好好,有就好快带我过去”蒲云川连忙道。 „Does cousin want to play the game at this time?” The cousin a face is strange immediately, reminds: „Mother gives the girlfriend also ten minutes that you introduced to arrive at battlefield probably” “表哥这时候要打游戏？”小表弟顿时一脸古怪,提醒道:“老妈给你介绍的女朋友大概还有十分钟到达战场” „I get online make a duty, quick come out” Pu Yunchuan to say hastily. “我上线做个任务,很快就出来”蒲云川连忙道。 It seems like the cousin does not have the girlfriend is the appearance reason the cousin said not only silently. 看来表哥没女朋友不光是长相原因呀小表弟默默道。 Two people entered paternal grandmother's room, saw virtual machine that places in the midpoint, Pu Yunchuan eye one bright, inserted the power source to sit hastily. 两人一路走进了奶奶的房间,看到了摆放在正中央的虚拟机,蒲云川眼睛一亮,连忙插上电源坐了进去。 „Size is a little small” Pu Yunchuan to knit the brows to say immediately. “尺寸有点小呀”蒲云川顿时皱眉道。 „Nonsense is not” cousin shows the whites of the eyes immediately, this virtual machine is the big sister buys, the size naturally is tailor according to her, if you felt loosely, she could marry? “废话嘛不是”小表弟顿时翻了个白眼,这虚拟机是老姐买的,尺寸当然是按她量身打造的,要是你都感觉宽松了,她嫁得出去吗？ „Right, what did the cousin play to play?” The cousin sees the cousin who has reached adulthood so to be unexpectedly infatuated, does not attend to being on intimate terms, somewhat curious asking. “对了,表哥玩得什么游戏？”小表弟见都老大不小的表哥居然如此痴迷,连相亲都不顾了,有些好奇的问道。 Xinghai Pu Yunchuan confirms the game to refer to the groove. “星海”蒲云川验证着游戏指纹道。 „star sea? The brother do you have the number?” The cousin came the spirit immediately. “星海？老哥你有号呀？”小表弟顿时来了精神。 „Do you know this game?” Pu Yunchuan said. “你知道这款游戏？”蒲云川愣道。 „Now who doesn't know? Online was this god passes on insanely, I discovered early, now lines up to miss 2000 positions” “现在谁不知道呀？网上把这款神作都传疯了,我老早就发现了,现在排队就差两千个位置” „That good” Pu Yunchuan first nods, but remembers anything immediately suddenly, said hastily: „Eh to you are not only 13 years old, can't enter the virtual machine?” “那不错嘛”蒲云川先是点头,但随即又突然想起什么,连忙道:“额不对你才十三岁,进不得虚拟机吧？” The country clearly stipulates the minor unable to enter the virtual world 国家明文规定未成年者是不能进虚拟世界的 „This always had the method” cousin to smile saying with a smile. “诶这总有方法嘛”小表弟笑了笑道。 Pu Yunchuan hears word curls the lip immediately, sighed now the child is really good, the present that should the Sir enjoy enjoyed ahead of time, for example betel nut, for example girlfriend 蒲云川闻言顿时撇嘴,不由感叹现在小孩是真行,本该大人享受的现在都提前享受了,比如槟榔,比如女朋友 „How in star sea does cousin mix?” Cousin curious say/way. “表哥在星海里混得怎么样？”小表弟好奇道。 „That does not tease you” to mention this, Pu Yunchuan found the dignity of finally becoming the elder brother, happily said: „In game who does not know my first ** spirit dry/does Brother G?” “那不逗你”一提到这个,蒲云川总算找到了一丝当哥的尊严,得意道:“游戏里谁不知道我这第一个**灵干的g哥？” „Fairy forum said that extremely evil origin, G are you too beautifully the cousin you?” The cousin has profound respect immediately, compared with knowing the opposite party is 11 years of to rub the to rub player must shock. “精灵论坛里说得那个万恶起源,g你太美就是表哥您？”小表弟顿时肃然起敬,比知道对方是一个十一年撸啊撸玩家还要震惊。 „, Low-key!” Pu Yunchuan happily said with a smile immediately. “嘘,低调一点！”蒲云川顿时得意笑道。 Finishes speaking, the familiar electronic sound transmits together: Respectable player: G you too, you have hello registered the game beautifully, will enter the game contact surface after ten seconds, please do not move heedlessly. 话音刚落,一道熟悉的电子音传来:尊敬的玩家:g你太美您好,你已登录游戏,将在十秒钟后进入游戏界面,请不要乱动。 „Well?” Nearby younger male cousin gawked suddenly, how to feel that on the cousin is shining? “咦？”一旁的表弟突然愣了一下,怎么感觉表哥身上在发光呢？ Is this attire in legend compels the halo? 难道这就是传说中的装逼光环？ It is not right this mother to seem like really the light, won't this be the virtual machine will have problems? 不对呀这尼玛好像是真的光,这不会是虚拟机出问题了吧？ The younger male cousin thinks that this hurrying stood, said hastily: „Hey the cousin you” to finish barely the words, actually sees a glare to flash through, later Pu Yunchuan in game warehouse then vanished the trace 表弟想到此赶紧站了起来,连忙道:“喂表哥你”话音未落,却见一道强光闪过,随后游戏仓里的蒲云川便消失了踪影 Cousin staying in same place, expression that a face compels ignorant 小表弟愣愣的呆在了原地,一脸懵逼的表情 This shenma situation?- 这神马情况？- Another side, on the road grows to have 67 scanning middle-aged women to get pair of mother and daughter with the cousin to walk. 另一边,路上一个和小表弟长得有六七分像的中年妇女领着一对母女一路走来。 „You said that what your nephew does make to work?” In mother and daughter that mother asked curiously. “你说你那外甥做什么工作的？”母女中那母亲好奇问道。 „Probably makes computer software that the wages are very high, one month 10,000-20,000” that obviously was the cousin mother's woman helps the nephew speak the word of praise hastily. “好像是做电脑软件那一块的,工资还是挺高的呢,一个月10,000-20,000”那明显是小表弟母亲的女人连忙帮着自家外甥说着好话。 „programer?” Girl hears word asked. “程序猿吗？”身后那女孩闻言问了一下。 The girl grows quite delicately, is that family treasure, this girl receives the Sirs to like obviously very much. 女孩长得比较秀气,属于那种小家碧玉型的,这种女孩显然很受大人们喜欢。 „Probably” aunt nods. “好像是”舅妈点了点头。 Girl hears word the attractive brow wrinkles immediately slightly, obviously is somewhat disappointed. 女孩闻言顿时好看的眉头微微皱起,显然有些失望。 This she has the prejudice to programer this occupation actually not, but is the woman in this world has the prejudice to the programer occupation 这倒不是她对程序猿这个职业有偏见而是这个世界的女人对程序猿职业都有偏见 After all wins great reputation greasy, mostly is engaged in the trip is not the fat dwelling is the bald, rare high-quality goods saves the world 毕竟油腻名声在外,大多从事此行不是肥宅就是秃头,少有精品存世 In being on intimate terms, their teachers are alone one grade, the job category are respected, the working conditions are relatively pure, and vacation are many, is not usually busy like other work, some lot of time give dual attention to the family, it can be said that in market most popular type. 在相亲界,她们教师属于独一档,工作性质受人尊重,工作环境相对单纯、并且假期较多,平时又不像其它工作那么忙碌,有很多时间兼顾家庭,可以说是市面上最受欢迎的类型。 In comparison the doctor and officials can only arrange two to keep off, but that side the contrast man, programer obviously is about a fifth gear! 与之相比医生、公务员都只能排二挡,而对比男人那边,程序猿显然是五档开外！ The position slightly is higher than moves bricks, is lower than flies in circles blue the excavation machine operator and new Eastern chef of graduation 地位略高于搬砖,低于蓝翔毕业的挖掘机手和新东方厨师 The contrast almost and bride's side that side female sale or the female public relations are equally unpopular. 对比来说差不多和女方那边女销售或者女公关一样不受欢迎。 Sees the bride's side to show this look, in the aunt heart sends secretly one, said hastily: „My that nephew is quite relatively honest, the character is also temperate, never has a fit of temper, usually very can save money, working several years of money is to save in the bank, type that most home lives, and” is saying the aunt small sound said: „His father the house in native place just relocated, compensated several houses and two sets of big commercial facade, his family/home on his only son” 见女方露出这种神色,舅妈心中发暗自一慌,连忙道:“不过我那外甥相对比较老实,性格也温和,从来不发脾气,平时挺能存钱,工作几年钱都是存银行里的,是最居家过日子的类型,并且”说着舅妈小声道:“他爹呀老家的房子刚拆迁,赔了好几套房子和两套大商业门面,他家就他一个独生子” „This” bride's side mother eyes one bright, the girl complexion slightly was also attractive. “这”女方母亲眼睛一亮,女孩脸色也稍稍好看了一些。 Sounding condition also good programer, although is greasy, but the wages are also high, some so many house and facade scratch coat, pouring is the choice but premise that can have a look at cannot be again the fat dwelling or bald 听起来条件还不错程序猿虽然油腻,但工资也高,再有那么多房子和门面打底,倒还是个可以看看的选择但前提不能是肥宅或者秃头