„Mother my money delivered, can't the person go not to relate?” Pu Yunchuan by a middle-aged woman, if drags the dead pig to tow generally, on a fat face full is the reluctant expression. “老妈呀我钱都送了,人去不去没关系吧？”蒲云川被一个中年妇女如拖死猪一般拖着,一张肥脸上满是不情不愿的表情。 „Talking nonsense” that middle-aged woman then stared Pu Yunchuan one saying: „That is your biological cousin, when your elder brother's people don't arrive to make sense?” “胡说八道”那中年女人回头瞪了蒲云川一眼道:“那可是你亲表妹,你个当哥的人都不到场像什么话？” „Table” Pu Yunchuan curls the lip saying: „Moreover is not usually ripe, 2-3 years had not related, couple of days ago were so suddenly attentive, not for that tip?” “表的”蒲云川撇嘴道:“而且平时又不熟,2-3年都没联系了,前两天突然那么殷勤,不就是为了那点礼钱？” „What words?” The women stare him saying: „This is the favor contact, you delivered others are not , served a need deliberately to stare at your?” “什么话？”女人瞪着他道:“这是人情往来,你送了人家又不是不还,用得着刻意盯着你那点吗？” „That said that not accurate” Pu Yunchuan curls the lip saying: „Perhaps my lifetime families have really not used also” “那说不准”蒲云川撇撇嘴道:“我这份有生之年人家或许还真不用还” „You also had a face to say!” Middle-aged woman hears Yanqi does not hit one, to the Pu Yunchuan head is being: „The quick 30 th birthday, has not looked for a wife to the old lady, really loses completely my face of Pu” “你还有脸说！”中年女人闻言气不打一处来,对着蒲云川脑袋就是一下:“都快30大寿了,还没给老娘找个媳妇,真是丢尽我蒲家的脸” Pu Yunchuan is covering the head, the feeling is superficial, somewhat is at heart strange, the mother that seems like very makes an effort, how does feel? Was is more robust? 蒲云川捂着头,感觉不痛不痒,心里有些奇怪,老妈那一下看起来挺用力的,咋一点感觉没有？难道是自己更皮实了？ „I told you, this your aunt picked one to you, was your cousin's friend, the miss grew the thief to be handsome, was the elementary school teacher, you must I display to the old lady, do not lose face to the old lady” “我跟你讲,这次你舅妈给你相中一个,就是你表妹的朋友,那姑娘长得贼俊,还是个小学老师,你得会可得给老娘我表现好一点,不要给老娘丢脸” „I know that” the Pu Yunchuan supercilious look turns, helpless in heart even more. “我就知道”蒲云川白眼一翻,心中越发无奈起来。 Under the mother kicks to kick and beat hits, an appearance of Pu Yunchuan dead pig is not afraid of boiling water was rushed to mother maternal home there. 在老妈踢踢打打之下,蒲云川一副死猪不怕开水烫的样子一路被赶到了老妈娘家那里。 At this time outside in the government living room the every large or small several tables of mahjongs are suspending, the mother first brought Pu Yunchuan to recognize a round of relative, before every year new year's celebration mother can have his seasoned person one round, but the population were too many, he really could not recognize. 此时外公家客厅里大大小小好几桌麻将摆着,老妈先是带着蒲云川认了一轮亲戚,以前每年过年老妈都会带他过来人一轮,可人数太多了,他实在认不过来。 But why this year does not know, Pu Yunchuan suddenly discovered oneself very have the impression probably, many times mother have not started to introduce, Pu Yunchuan then called the name, any little grandfather and uncle mother anything, felt that the information one collapsed from own mind corner probably 但今年不知为什么,蒲云川忽然发现自己好像都挺有印象的,很多次老妈还没开始介绍,蒲云川便叫出了称呼,什么小外公、四舅娘什么的,感觉信息好像一下就从自己脑海角落里崩了出来 These shouted old person also stares, immediately said with a smile: „Yo, do the Sichuan babies remember the person finally?” 那些被喊的老人也都是一愣,随即笑道:“哟,川娃子总算记住人喽？” Pu Yunchuan also stares, does not understand that today suddenly are so how miraculous 蒲云川也是一愣,不明白今天自己怎么突然这么灵光 „Un good good, the vigor also some grandfather looked at him compared with before fully”, said with a smile: „Not like before that greasy” “嗯不错不错,精神头也比以前足了一些”外公望了望他,笑道:“不像以前那么油腻腻的了” „Is volume?” Pu Yunchuan gawked, on the road made three hours of car(riage) a moment ago, according to own physique face on should start to bleed? “额是是吗？”蒲云川又愣了一下,刚才路上做了三小时的车,按照自己的体质脸上应该早就开始冒油了吧？ Curious under he took the cell phone also to illuminate, discovered that the inverted image and past on screen were completely as if different, on hair neatness and face clean, although was a fat face, but seemed like actually the vigor foot 好奇之下他拿着手机还照了一下,发现屏幕上的倒影和以往似乎完全不一样,头发清爽、脸上干干净净,虽然还是一张肥脸,但看起来却精气神足了很多 Used the reason of Head & Shoulders? In Pu Yunchuan curious rubbing their head heart secretly thought. 难道是用了海飞丝的缘故？蒲云川好奇的摸了摸头心中暗道。 „Asks the wife not to have?” Pu Yunchuan did not have with enough time the happy two seconds, relative's three launched in salvos first even/including to come. “找媳妇没有啊？”蒲云川还没来得及高兴两秒钟,亲戚的三连发第一连就来了。 „Without not” the Pu Yunchuan afraid say/way. “没没有”蒲云川心虚道。 „Where does house buy?” “房子买在哪里的？” „Has not bought” “还没买” „Which school graduates? What now is making to work? Wages how many?” “呀哪个学校毕业的？现在在做什么工作呀？工资多少呀？” Pu Yunchuan: „” 蒲云川:“” A series of chain blows make Pu Yunchuan run about to resist, turn around seeks help to look for the mother, actually discovered that the mother does not know when has run to collect the table to play cards immediately in the Pu Yunchuan heart a misery. 一连串的连击让蒲云川疲于招架,转身求助似的想找老妈,却发现老妈不知什么时候已经跑去凑桌子打牌去了顿时蒲云川心中一阵凄凉。 You take into the wolf's lair your son your manages manages 你把你儿子带进狼窝你好歹管管呀 In the relatives discovered that he crosses pitifully incomparable, after without the car(riage) does not have the room does not have the wife, put on a high and mighty act with oneself child comparison mode scolded his several, finally puts him to leave well satisfied. 在众亲戚发现他过得凄惨无比,没车没房没媳妇之后,都趾高气昂的用自家孩子比较式的数落了他几句,最后才心满意足的放他离开。 Pu Yunchuan then feels relieved stampede, found oneself that cousin in the side corner, theoretically after he is separated from scolding of elder, should be the person who looks for the peer chats. 蒲云川这才如释重负般狼狈逃窜,在旁边角落里找到了自家那个小表弟,理论上来说他脱离长辈的数落后应该是去找同辈的人聊天的。 But Pu Yunchuan is actually somewhat afraid, first he will not play cards, moreover that table and his young people of same age probably with him are not a scale, is stylish, takes the cell phone of apple latest model, the key that the waist hangs is not the valuable cow is Audi 可蒲云川却是有些心虚,首先他不会打牌,而且那桌和他同年纪的年轻人好像和他不是一个档次的,一个个衣着光鲜,拿着苹果最新型号的手机,腰间挂的钥匙不是宝牛就是奥迪 He remembers that own these cousins probably initially were because couldn't test the school unable the following relative running project to go? How to have? Oneself work so many years not to hate to buy a domestic-made Chang'an to the present 他记得自己这些表兄弟好像当初都是因为考不起学校不得以去跟着亲戚跑工程去了吧？怎么一个个这么有？自己工作了那么多年一辆国产长安到现在都舍不得买呢 Therefore is who is fabricating a rumor in the final analysis programer is the high salary occupation? 所以说到底是谁在造谣程序猿是高薪职业的？ Arrives at side the cousin, Pu Yunchuan looks at the opposite party, at this time the opposite party correct use cell phone put in the virtual screen to hit the glorious alliance. 来到小表弟身边,蒲云川望了望对方,此时对方正用手机投放了虚拟屏在打荣耀联盟。 He remembers that the cousin probably is only 12 years old, young is playing athletics to play unexpectedly, promising 他记得小表弟好像才十二岁吧,年纪轻轻居然就在玩竞技游戏了,有前途呀 Pu Yunchuan has to plant the feeling of immediately finding the junction of forgetting year 蒲云川顿时有种找到忘年之交的感觉 At this time an opposite party game just fired off, on the screen appeared failed two typing, on cousin's immature face revealed the color of being annoyed, said angrily: „On spicy chicken list, wtf your Sir!!” 此时对方一局刚刚打完,屏幕上浮现了失败两个打字,小表弟稚嫩的脸上露出了懊恼之色,恼怒道:“辣鸡上单,卧槽你大爷！！” Looks at this to spit the fragrant cousin, a Pu Yunchuan eye narrows the eyes slightly, revealing was smiling: „Losing returned is, should not be irritable, behind the mentality was more irritable is easier to kneel Pu Yunchuan to say wise remark of he many years of continually”! 望着这口吐芬芳的小表弟,蒲云川一双眼睛微微眯起,露出了一脸笑意:“输了打回来就是,不要急躁,心态越急躁后面就越容易连跪”蒲云川说出了他多年的经验之谈！ „Well?” Child hears word turned round to look to Pu Yunchuan, after seeing clearly the person, gawked evil ways: „Does cousin you also play this?” “咦？”那小孩闻言回身望向了蒲云川,看清来人后愣了一下道:“表哥你也玩这个？” „Slightly plays and slightly plays, 11 years of old player.” Pu Yunchuan said with a smile slightly. “略玩、略玩,十一年的老玩家了。”蒲云川微微笑道。 The children have profound respect immediately, hurry saying: „The cousin helps me hit one game, I enter the match, this must lose again was promoted the failure!” 小孩顿时肃然起敬,赶紧道:“那表哥来帮我打一局呗,我晋级赛,这把要再输了就晋级失败了！” „This” Pu Yunchuan hears word moved physique slightly, said lightly: For a long time without playing, tried one, the pit do not blame my “这样呀”蒲云川闻言微微活动了一下筋骨,淡淡道:许久没玩了,就试一把吧,坑了别怪我哈 A younger male cousin face is joyful: „Thanks for the compliment” 表弟一脸欣喜:“好说好说” „Right are you are promoted the bronze several?” “对了你这是晋级青铜几呀？” This saying cousin gawked immediately. 这话一出小表弟顿时愣了一下。 Is looking at opposite party expression Pu Yunchuan immediately dignified, secretly thought: Is the younger male cousin young the silver player? The aptitude is extraordinary, that looked like oneself this time to put out the full power. 望着对方表情蒲云川顿时神情凝重了起来,暗道:难道表弟年纪轻轻已经是白银选手了？资质非凡呐,那看来自己这次得拿出全力了。 „I was promoted Grandmaster” younger male cousin to stare evil ways. “我晋级大师”表弟愣了一下道。 Grandmaster? 大师？ The Pu Yunchuan eyelid pulls out, obviously some do not believe, immediately hurried to adjust the opposite party game material to look, numb egg, but also really drilled a 1100 wins key or a number of King area 蒲云川眼皮一抽,显然有些不太相信,随即赶紧调了对方游戏资料看了看,麻蛋,还真是钻1100胜点关键还是王者一区的号 This mother 这尼玛 Present babies such fierce? 现在的小娃娃都这么厉害的吗？ Pu Yunchuan silent, immediately switches off the screen say/way: „Your older sister marries, so many relatives, you have played the game is not good we to chat other” 蒲云川沉默了一下,随即关掉屏幕道:“你姐姐结婚,这么多亲戚在,你一直打游戏也不好我们聊点别的吧” „” Cousin immediately clever nod. “哦”小表弟顿时乖巧的点了点头。 „Are you this year the sixth grade or 1 st?” A Pu Yunchuan elder stance asked. “你今年是六年级还是初一呀？”蒲云川一副长辈姿态问道。 „1 st” “初一” „, Studies how? Arriving at the junior middle school cannot look like the elementary school is so loose, if this has not grasped, later the foundation one has not hit, was very difficult to make up, what kind of, said to the cousin how many minutes/shares this end of the period did test?” “哦,学习怎么样？到初中了可不能像小学那么松散了,这要是没抓紧呀,后期基础一没打好,就很难补上来了,怎么样,给表哥说说,这期末考了多少分呀？” Younger male cousin: „More than 680, test general, without my girlfriend is good” 表弟:“六百八十多,考得一般,没我女朋友好” Pu Yunchuan: „” 蒲云川:“” „? Where does the cousin you go to?” The cousin sees Pu Yunchuan not to say a word then sets out to walk out asks hastily, thought that was what words spoke incorrectly? “诶？表哥你去哪里呀？”小表弟见蒲云川一言不发便起身往外走连忙问道,心想是自己说错了什么话吗？ Aiya, is not good! Probably exposed the puppy love, won't he go to my mother? 哎呀,不好！好像暴露自己早恋了,他不会去告我妈吧？ Pu Yunchuan: „I smoke calm” 蒲云川:“我去抽根烟冷静一下” „That same place cousin” the cousin for fear that opposite party accused himself, hurried to do everything to stand, thief from package pulled out one package of emperor stops up to the Pu Yunchuan bosom. “那一起吧表哥”小表弟生怕对方告发自己,赶紧献殷勤般的站了起来,从包里贼兮兮的掏出一包天子塞到蒲云川怀里。 Pu Yunchuan is looking at opposite party that adept technique, took back itself silently Hongshuangxi that prepares to take. 蒲云川望着对方那娴熟的手法,默默的收回了自己正准备拿出来的红双喜。 Makes to go back to play the game earlier Pu Yunchuan to think silently. 还是早点弄完回去玩游戏吧蒲云川默默想到。