IHAMITLOD :: Volume #15

#1488: „Dying and being reborn” President


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„...... We pledged to build Statue of Liberty Torch for the American people, commemorates the North America denuclearization, commemorates this hard-won peace.” Stands in the lawn before White House, faces the reporter in the world, Zhang Yaping is clearing throat, the readout said. “……我们承诺,会为美国人民重新打造一个自由女神火炬,纪念北美无核化,纪念这来之不易的和平。”站在白宫前的草坪上,面对着世界各地的记者,张亚平清了清嗓子,宣读道。 One day ago, the Country of Xin delegation and United States negotiated. 就在一天前,新国代表团与美国进行了谈判。 Accurate, is not the negotiations, but is the order. Standpoint at victorious nation, regardless of proposed that what kind of request, power that the defeated nation has not rejected. 准确的来说,不是谈判,而是命令。处在战胜国的立场,无论提出怎样的要求,战败国都没有拒绝的权力。 But the first request that Country of Xin set, was bans North America all stockpoling of nuclear weapons and nuclear equipment production plant, even is harmless Nuclear Power Station, discarded the United States nuclear productivity thoroughly. But as victim who Nuclear War struggles, Country of Xin is well-founded, really has the right to do that. 新国提出的第一个要求,便是取缔北美所有核武器储备、核装备生产工厂、甚至是无害的核电站,算是彻底废掉了美国的核生产能力。而作为核战争的受害方,新国有理由,也确实有权利这么做。 Even Country of Xin does not request, the Earth Defense League member nation will still set this request. After all United States President is really oversized in the power that war has, Mike Pence crosses Constitution to attack without prior notice to launch the nuclear weapon, had touched most Nuclear-possessing Nation frail nerves. 即使新国不要求,地球防卫同盟的成员国也会提出这个要求。毕竟美国总统在战争方面掌握的权力实在过大,迈克·彭斯越过宪法不宣而战发射核武器,已经触碰了大多数拥核国家脆弱的神经。 Has China and Russia to help exert pressure, although the European Union that side the opposition sound is big, actually cannot make a name. 有着华国俄国帮忙施压,欧盟那边虽然反对声音不小,却也成不了气候。 As banning the compensation of Nuclear Power Station, Country of Xin will undertake United States to connect most expenditures of Global Power Network, simultaneously will give certain preferential benefit to the North America electricity price in the next ten years. However compares Star Ring Trading to enter the benefit that net gains from North America, this pays is an odd change. 作为取缔核电站的补偿,新国将承担美国接入全球电网的大部分开支,同时在未来十年内对北美电价给予一定优惠。不过相比起星环贸易从“北美入网”中得到的利益,这点付出不过是点点零头而已。 As world's second largest electricity Great Nation, if unretentive opens the electrical discharge strength market, the conservative estimate, light/only in North America Region one year of income, can be as good as the Year 2020 Global Power Network total earning sufficiently. 作为全球第二大用电大国,若是毫无保留的开放电力市场,保守估计,光是在北美区一年的收益,就足以抵得上2020年全球电网的总营收。 Under the stage broke out the scattered applause, although is a good news, but everyone's face is tying tight. 台下响起了稀稀落落的掌声,虽然是个好消息,但所有人的脸都紧绷着。 Especially stands in Zhang Yaping nearby Mike Pence, the hand that applauds continually is the uniform speed is not moving heartfeltly. For serveral days he was taunted by the media a lot, but sounds of these taunts, there is from a home, there is from overseas. 尤其是站在张亚平旁边的迈克·彭斯,连鼓掌的手都是不由衷地匀速移动着。这些天来他没少被媒体嘲讽,而这些嘲讽的声音,既有来自国内的,也有来自国外的。 People as if vented on his body. 人们似乎将气撒在了他的身上。 American, because United States defeats the foreigner who sustains a loss. 无论是美国人,还是因为美国战败而蒙受损失的外国人。 When Mike Pence starts to feel for this show bored, an assistant slightly rushed to Mike Pence side, in a low voice whisper near his ear several. 就在迈克·彭斯开始为这场作秀感到无聊了的时候,一名助理小跑到了迈克·彭斯的旁边,在他耳边低声耳语了几句。 Mr. President, yesterday State of California that side......” 总统先生,昨天加利福尼亚州那边……” Stares slightly, Mike Pence was nervous immediately. 微微一愣,迈克·彭斯的表情顿时紧张了起来。 Trump? Didn't the fellow die?” 特朗谱?那家伙不是死了吗?” He does not seem dead, it is said with also one that he comes back in General navy of Pacific Ocean Fleet service. At that time they are opening last century wild horse p51, landed......” that assistant language fast said in a wheat field fast. “他好像没有死,据说和他一起回来的还有一位在太平洋舰队服役的海军上将。当时他们开着上个世纪的野马p51,降落在了一座麦田上……”那名助理语速飞快地说道。 Some many people know this news.” The Mike Pence vigilance said. “有多少人知道这消息。”迈克·彭斯警觉道。 Temporarily also not clear...... defers to the personality of that fellow, his little while should get up Twitter......” “暂时还不清楚……不过按照那家伙的性格,他这会儿应该已经上了推特……” The Mike Pence face flash was green. 迈克·彭斯的脸一瞬间绿了。 Noticed change on Mike Pence face, Zhang Yaping smiled slightly, said well-mannered. 注意到了身旁迈克·彭斯脸上的变化,张亚平微微笑了笑,彬彬有礼地说道。 What matter has? Mr. Mike Pence.” “有什么事吗?迈克·彭斯先生。” „......,” Has not truly a little told only half changes a statement hastily, on the face actually maintains composure, Mike Pence continues to say unemotionally, my a little matter must process, under can first leave?” “没……确实有点,”说到一半连忙改口,脸上却是不动声色,迈克·彭斯面无表情地继续说道,“我有点事要处理,可以先离开下吗?” Sure.” Zhang Yaping gave the hand signal of invitation. “当然可以。”张亚平做了个请的手势。 Looks the back that Mike Pence departs, on the face of Zhang Yaping appeared a meaningfully happy expression, waves gently, with sound small sound said that only then he can hear sentence. 看着迈克·彭斯离去的背影,张亚平的脸上浮现了一丝意味深长地笑意,轻轻挥了挥手,用只有他自己才能听见的声音小声道了句。 Bon voyage, Mr. Mike Pence.” “一路顺风,迈克·彭斯先生。” ...... …… Makes John Corning roll to see me immediately , lets the fbi detective who he leads also to use. Also, gives me to be careful, do not bring to the attention in Star Ring Trading aspect.” Walks on going to the road of private car, the Mike Pence language fast said to the side assistant rapidly, I, no matter he uses what method, I request him before that idiot attains the cell phone, freezes his Social Account.” “让约翰·考宁立刻滚过来见我,还有,让他带着还能动用的fbi探员。还有,给我小心,千万不要引起星环贸易方面的注意。”走在前往座驾的路上,迈克·彭斯语速急促地向身旁助理说道,“我不管他用什么方法,我要求他在那个蠢货拿到手机之前,冻结他的社交账号。” My this goes......” “我这就去……” Looks that the assistant walks toward another car(riage), the Mike Pence deep breath one breath, to helping him pulled away the bodyguard of vehicle door to nod, rides nearby Lincoln sedan. 看着助理向另一辆车走去,迈克·彭斯深呼吸一口气,对帮他拉开车门的保镖点了点头,坐上了旁边的林肯轿车。 The quick his assistant made the phone call to John Corning, however telephone that continuous busy signal, could not make a connection. But, he must then make the phone call tested assistant rather, however actually knew, tests simply has not rather gone to the fbi Headquarters building work today. 很快他的助理将电话打给了约翰·考宁,然而电话那头只有持续不断的忙音,怎么也打不通。无奈之下,他只得转而将电话打给了考宁的助理,然而却得知,考宁今天根本没有前往fbi总部大楼办公。 From the tone of telephone that speech, assistant President felt indistinctly was not wonderful. 从电话那头说话的语气中,总统助理隐隐约约感觉到了一丝不妙。 Mike Pence is his assistant, at this moment does not know, all remedial measures are too late. Storm has started to follow the Internet antenna, spreads toward the United States people from various circles...... 无论是迈克·彭斯还是他的助理,此刻都并不知道,所有的补救措施都已经太晚了。一场风暴已经开始顺着互联网的触角,向着美国社会各界扩散…… Thoroughly the one who detonates this storm is a news of Future Group push. 彻底引爆这场风暴的是未来人集团推送的一条新闻。 Before Trump arrives in State of California, this news has prepared. 早在特朗谱抵达加利福尼亚州之前,这则新闻就已经准备好了。 After this news knew news that Trump has not died, the most American first responses are turn on the cell phone to turn out the calendar. Until after the confirmation today is not April Fool's Day, the whole face mounted Twitter strangely, found that familiar head picture. 当从这条新闻中得知特朗谱没死的消息后,大多数美国人第一反应都是打开手机翻出日历。直到确认今天不是愚人节后,才满脸怪异地登上了推特,找到了那个熟悉的头像。 Sure enough, that stops renewing for a long time Twitter, renewed a new Tweets. 果不其然,那停止更新许久的推特,更新了一条新推文。 【...... Thanked fbi, thank Mr. Mike Pence, thank Boeing Company as well as all sponsor, had a small long vacation in spite of being very busy you to me. Let me take a look, I not in these days, what did you do?】 【……感谢fbi,感谢迈克·彭斯先生,感谢波音公司以及所有‘赞助商’,在百忙之中你们给我放了个小长假。让我来瞧瞧,我不在的这段时间里,你们都干了些什么?】 When that frame by General Brien of driving wild horse p51 after State of California descends, with a help of California farmer, Trump first related the local media. Meanwhile, he telephones to Twitter company Headquarters personally through the appeal, relieved, because oneself am missing by temporary freeze Social Account. 当那架由驾驶的布里恩上将野马p51在加利福尼亚州降落后,在一位加州农民的帮助下,特朗谱第一时间联系了当地的媒体。与此同时,他亲自打电话给推特公司总部通过申诉,解除了因为本人失踪而被临时冻结的社交账号 He attains the first matter of smartphone, then sent Twitter, and enclosed a picture that takes wild horse p51 as the background...... also has his to be blown the golden hair of chicken coop. 紧接着,他拿到智能手机的第一件事,便是发了一条推特,并附上了一张以野马p51为背景的照片……还有他那头被吹成鸡窝的金毛。 Sends out in this Tweets is less than five minutes, then obtained over a thousand replies, as well as counts 100,000 point to praise. 就在这条推文发出不到五分钟,便获得了上千条回复,以及数十万个点赞。 Most reply suitable concise understand. 大多数回复都相当的简洁明了。 Or a short 2~3 word, either only has several question marks...... 要么只有短短两三个单词,要么只有几个问号…… California, south of Silicon Valley situated in San Francisco. In some internet company office building, Adam Best is sitting before the desk reads the newspaper. State of California situated in West Coast has not received the baptism of flames of war, the company staff is going to work normally. 加利福尼亚,位于旧金山以南的硅谷。某间互联网公司的办公大楼内,亚当·贝斯特正坐在办公桌前看着报纸。位于西海岸加利福尼亚州并没有受到战火的洗礼,公司的员工都在正常上班。 At this moment, the cell phone on table made a sound suddenly. 就在这时,桌上的手机突然响了起来。 Hears that familiar alarm, is almost the conditioned reflex is ordinary, Adam · Bess shot from the Boss chair, grasped the cell phone on table, the thumb at one go according to the understanding latch, selected Twitter. 听到那熟悉的闹铃,几乎是条件反射一般,亚当·贝斯从老板椅上弹了起来,一把抓起了桌子上的手机,拇指一气呵成地按在了解锁键上,点开了推特 This alarm is establishes as somebody specially. 这条闹铃是专门为某个人设置的。 As once Anti-Trump Alliance, Trump each strip sends Twitter newly, Adam Best is always ready in full battle array. This entrepreneur fansided website the founder from United States Austin, established to Trump Twitter tirelessly specifically reminded the function. 身为曾经的【反特朗谱联盟】的一员,特朗谱的每条新发推特,亚当·贝斯特总是严阵以待。这位来自美国奥斯汀的企业家fansided网站的创始人,不厌其烦地对特朗谱推特设置了特别提醒功能。 So long as a Trump round pushes, his cell phone will receive the reminder immediately. Because he has not established to remind to anybody besides Trump, he is very difficult to miss President any Tweets. Even sometimes will also aim at the different subjects to be ready beforehand already approximately a series of Tweets of formation, immediately duplicates to paste to attach presses down the transmission key. 只要特朗谱一发推,他的手机马上就会收到提醒。因为他除了特朗普外没对任何人设置提醒,他很难错过总统的任何一条推文。有时候甚至还会针对不同主题事先预备好已大致成型的一系列推文,在第一时间复制黏贴按下发送键。 After seeing the Trump Tweets, Best fell into rarely silent. 在看到了特朗谱的推文后,贝斯特罕见地陷入了沉默。 Facing this dying and being reborn President, this time he has not opened rarely spurts, but sent one string of ellipses to express own shocking and unbelievable. 面对这位“死而复生”的总统,这次他罕见地没有开喷,只是发了一串省略号表达自己的震惊与难以置信。 Because he really does not know, at this time should say anything. 因为他实在不知道,这时候该说些什么。
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