IHAMITLOD :: Volume #12

#1129: Hapless Kishida

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Koro City. 科罗市。 Jiang Chen's villa entrance. 江晨的别墅门口。 „Today the weather is good.” “今天天气不错。” „Yes, the weather is good.” Kishida Fumio squeezed a smiling face, does not give the opportunity that Jiang Chen interrupts, hurried a document stopper to Jiang Chen's in front, „you looked, we have joined Earth Defense League, this was defense tax also this/should......” “是啊,天气不错。”岸田文熊挤出了一个笑容,不给江晨打岔的机会,赶忙将一份文件塞到了江晨的面前,“您看,我们已经加入地球防卫同盟了,这防务税是不是也该……” Jiang Chen hā hā that „hā hā, thanks for the compliment,” Coconut Fruit Island came back a moment ago is smiling, pats Kishida that dry firewood to result in the shoulder, touches the pocket, then took a look at several toward all around, the expression quite let go to say annoyingly, „you looked at this...... neighbor not to have the pen, or you first first put my here the document, waited for me to sign to deliver another day to you?” “哈哈,好说好说,”刚才椰果岛回来的江晨哈哈笑着,拍了拍岸田那枯柴似得肩膀,摸了摸口袋,接着又往四周瞅了几眼,表情颇为懊恼地摊手道,“你看这……附近没有笔,要不你先把文件先搁我这儿,等改天我签好了让人给你送过去？” „Doesn't use, here has the pen.” Kishida rushed to pull out a fountain pen from the pocket, handed in front of Jiang Chen's, hey hey compensated said with a smile, „delivered you, now can sign.” “不用不用,我这里有笔。”岸田赶忙从兜里掏出了一支钢笔,递到了江晨的面前,嘿嘿赔笑着说道,“送你了,现在可以签了吧。” „” “啧” Kishida pretends not to hear that „”, on the face the smiling face does not change to look at Jiang Chen, greatly you do not sign the stance that I do not walk today. 岸田装作没有听到那声“啧”,脸上笑容不改地看着江晨,大有一副你今天不签我就不走了的架势。 Since Japan joins Earth Defense League, Japan was offends United States, therefore held the thighs of Xin, China, and Russia three countries' simply whole-heartedly, the first Prime Minister restless territory and historical issue was to raise does not dare to raise again. 自从日国加入地球防卫同盟后,日国算是把美国得罪死了,于是干脆死心塌地地抱起了新、华、俄三国的大腿,前首相闹腾的领土、历史问题更是提都不敢再提。 When Kishida Fumio takes joyfully when the agreement that relieves defense tax looks for Jiang Chen, actually the discovery could not find the person. 然而当岸田文熊满心欢喜地拿着解除防务税的协议去找江晨时,却发现找不着人了。 Right, could not find the person! 没错,找不着人了！ This may give to be flustered him! First, he has not thought that Jiang Chen this fellow unexpectedly so rascal ; second, this defense tax late day relieves Japan to lose more than ten much hundred million, makes him unable to delay. Therefore his solemn foreign minister, did the trade of paparazzi unexpectedly, all day stopped up in Jiang Chen's main house gate. 这可把他给急坏了！一是他没想到江晨这家伙居然如此无赖,二是这防务税晚一天解除日国就多损失十几个亿,着实让他耽误不起。于是他堂堂一名外相,竟然干起了狗仔队的行当,整天堵在江晨的家门口。 The heaven does not lose the person with high aspirations, waited quick one week, just Jiang Chen that saunters from Last of Days, was makes him stopping up in the entrance finally. 皇天不负有心人,等了快一个星期,刚从末世那边转悠回来的江晨,总算是让他在门口给堵着了。 Was deliberately considering also no gave a pretext, Jiang Chen sighed, took the pen encouragingly. However at this moment, his sudden eyes one bright, looked to Kishida Fumio, coughed gently, „I suddenly think that today is on Saturday, was not working day” 寻思着也没什么借口了,江晨叹了口气,勉为其难地拿起了笔。然而就在这时,他突然眼睛一亮,看向了岸田文熊,轻轻咳了咳,“我突然想起来今天是星期六,不是工作日” Heard Jiang Chen to plan to find the excuse, Kishida Fumio said that anything could not sit still, the eye is staring at Jiang Chen, a face said solemnly and stirringly. 一听到江晨又打算找借口,岸田文熊说什么也坐不住了,眼睛直直地盯着江晨,一脸悲壮地说道。 „Mr. Jiang cracks a joke not, I know that you have been hiding from me for serveral days, but we have joined Earth Defense League, in other words, we have squatted an ally now in trench, why bother do you create obstacles for us again? If you for few days ago joint military exercise vitality/angry, I can kneel down to apologize to you here, only asked you to completely abandon past enmity, treated impartially to us.” “江先生莫开玩笑,我知道您这些天来一直在躲着我,可我们已经加入了地球防卫同盟,换句话说,我们现在已经是蹲在一个战壕里的战友,您又何苦再刁难我们？如果您是在为前些日子的联合军演生气,我在这里可以向您下跪谢罪,只求你能尽释前嫌,对我们一视同仁。” But your knees are not valuable. 可是你们的膝盖不值钱啊。 Naturally, these words Jiang Chen is also thinking at heart, really must say after all is cold the heart of ally. Since Japan has abandoned throws clear(ly) secretly, in emotion in managing him should not continue to create obstacles again, gives them one to clash in the forefront opportunity...... 当然,这句话江晨也就在心里想了想,真要说出来终归是寒了盟友的心。既然日国已经弃暗投明,于情于理他都不应该再继续刁难,给他们一个冲在最前面的机会…… „hā hā, Mr. Kishida joking, my where is that bearing a grudge person.” Jiang Chen put out a hand to hold on his arm hypocritically, „your age, knelt anything considered as finished.” “哈哈,岸田先生说笑了,我哪里是那种记仇的人。”江晨假惺惺地伸手拉住了他的胳膊,“你一把年纪,跪什么的还是算了吧。” You do not want that I also want that. 你不要那个,我还要那个呢。 Took the fountain pen, under that mung bean the gaze of small eye, Jiang Chen signed own given name in the document inscription place. 重新拿起了钢笔,在那绿豆似的小眼睛的注视下,江晨在文件的落款处签上了自己的大名。 Attained the document, Kishida bowed to express one's thanks again and again, declines going in that Jiang Chen proposed to drink several cups of invitations, rode own private car to remove without delay. Even the document signed, still wants a 1~2 working day the time, can give to relieve defense tax, he delays now every time for one second, but is delaying the bill. 拿到了文件,岸田连连鞠躬称谢,谢绝了江晨提出的进去喝几杯的邀请,二话不说坐上自己的座驾撤了。就算是文件签署了,也要一两个工作日的时间,才能把防务税给解除,他现在每耽误一秒,可都是在耽误钞票。 Packed off Japanese Foreign Minister, Jiang Chen shoved open the front gate to go home. 送走了日国外相,江晨推开院门回到了家中。 When he passes through the threshold to buddhism, happen to sees the Natasha forehand to grasp the champagne by sitting on the sofa, is enjoying the satisfied noon time. 当他走过玄关时,正好看见娜塔莎正手握香槟靠坐在沙发上,享受着惬意的中午时光。 „How is this? Lost money?” Looks that just Jiang Chen that comes back from outside, Natasha blew a whistling mischievously, teased to him. “怎么了这是？丢钱了？”看着刚从外面回来的江晨,娜塔莎调皮地吹了个口哨,向他打趣道。 „Truly lost money.” Jiang Chen nods to say very much honestly. “确实丢钱了。”江晨很老实地点头道。 Not only lost money, moreover lost a lot of money. 不只是丢钱了,而且丢了不少钱。 Thinks that more than ten hundred million, he felt that some meat pains, if we had known came back from Last of Days on late two days. 一想到那十几个亿,他就感到有些肉痛,早知道就晚两天从末世那边回来了。 Although these money, even if saved, entered was not his pocket...... 虽然这些钱就算省下来了,进的也不是他的口袋…… „Lost lost, in any case your so much money.” Raised head to fill champagne, Natasha hit the short liquor belch, shows the whites of the eyes saying that „you not bad this point.” “丢了就丢了吧,反正你那么多钱。”仰头灌了一口香槟,娜塔莎打了个短促的酒嗝,翻了个白眼道,“你又不差这一点。” „During the daytime also drinks, did not fear that is fat you.” Jiang Chen studies her to show the whites of the eyes. “白天也喝酒,不怕胖死你。”江晨学着她翻了个白眼。 „Right? I thought obviously you are very unable to put down.” Natasha tittered one, gurgle is smiling, but also aggravated throws out the chest. “是吗？明明我看你挺爱不释手的。”娜塔莎噗嗤一声,咯咯笑着,还惹火地挺了挺胸。 „What I like there, is not there.” Jiang Chen made threatening gestures wickedly under. “我喜欢的是那里,可不是那里。”江晨恶狠狠地张牙舞爪了下。 Natasha not only does not fear, but also is cancelling the corners of the mouth, the provocation moves the eyebrow. 娜塔莎非但不惧,还勾着嘴角,挑衅地动了动眉毛。 „My meat all long there, doesn't believe you to try?” “我的肉全都长在那里,不信你来试试？” Tries? 试试？ Tries to try! 试试就试试！ In the family/home on two people, Jiang Chen had not happen to had scruples, the instantaneous incarnation timber wolf, threw unexpected. 正好家里就两个人,江晨也没顾忌了,瞬间化身大灰狼,猝不及防地扑了上去。 Un, Natasha has not truly lain. 嗯,娜塔莎确实没有说谎。 Jiang Chen pledged to the day, her meat was actually all long on the chest. Said the Slavs easy long belly, does not know how she maintains, on the lower abdomen that say/way symmetrical symmetrical and flexible horse A-wire, feels really also to become addicted compared with the chest...... 江晨对天发誓,她的肉却是全都长在了胸脯上。都说斯拉夫人容易长肚子,也不知道她是咋保养的,小腹上那道匀称匀称而富有弹性的马甲线,摸着简直比胸脯还让人上瘾…… Created a disturbance enough, Jiang Chen is breathing heavily finally, let loose tossed about exhausted Natasha. 打闹够了,江晨总算是喘着粗气,放开了被折腾的精疲力尽的娜塔莎。 This thinks that she must rest the little while, actually without thinking of her one turns over/stands up, on face weary then sweeps away, the healthy both legs clamped on the Jiang Chen's waist, made an effort then to take advantage that its unprepared went against him. Pushes, tightened the both legs to ride on his lower abdomen. 本以为她怎么也得睡会儿,却没想到她一个翻身,脸上的疲倦便是一扫而空,健美的双腿夹在了江晨的腰上,一用力便趁其不备将他逆.推过去,收紧双腿骑在了他的小腹上。 Too plans! Originally all installed a moment ago! 太心机了！原来刚才全都是装出来的！ However is thinking also occupied cheaply enough, must make her select, therefore Jiang Chen has not gone to manages face self-satisfied Natasha, is showing the whites of the eyes to lie down in that rest, whatever she rode „bluffing and blustering” on oneself, what retrieved that is pitiful was the self-confidence of Security Bureau agent. 不过想着自己便宜也占够了,怎么也得让着她点,所以江晨也就没有去管一脸得意的娜塔莎,翻着白眼躺在那休息,任由她骑在自己身上“耀武扬威”,找回那点可怜的身为安全局特工的自信。 „Sometimes jokes aside, I really could not completely understand you.” The finger in the Jiang Chen's chest drawing a circle circle, Natasha is narrowing pair of fox blue eyes, such as is catching the prey's Persian cat, is sizing up Jiang Chen lazy from top to bottom, „sometimes thought that you like the custom to cannot the vulgar merchant, when hang the benefit on the mouth. But sometimes you do not press the common sense to play a card, what reckless matter can do.” “说真的,有时候我真看不透你。”手指在江晨的胸口画着圈圈,娜塔莎眯着一对狐狸似的碧眼,如一只逮着猎物的波斯猫,慵懒地自上而下打量着江晨,“有时候觉得你就像个俗到不能再俗的商人,什么时候都把利益挂在嘴上。但有的时候你又偏偏不按常理出牌,什么不要命的事都干得出来。” „Let alone you, I could not completely understand me,” is staring with that bright eye pupil mutually, Jiang Chen sighed suddenly, helpless said, „you said I am defending the little plot of land well, when my Earth Sovereign Emperor, why did hold so many leisurely moods? Perhaps waited for that Harmony civilization Colony Ship to fly, supreme Spiderman anything should also jump, finally simply did not have my anything matter.” “别说你了,就连我自己都看不透我自己,”与那碧色的眼眸相互凝望着,江晨突然叹了口气,无奈道,“你说我好好的守着一亩三分地,当我的土皇帝,干嘛操那么多闲心？没准等那和谐文明的殖民舰飞过来了,超人蜘蛛侠什么的也该蹦出来了,最后根本没我什么事儿。” „You are saying anything, how I cannot understand.” For a while without recovers from Jiang Chen that unevenness topic, Natasha looks at Jiang Chen, „if Extraterrestrial Civilization really came, what even if you want to defend that when your Earth Sovereign Emperor, still without that opportunity?” “你在说些什么,我怎么听不懂。”一时没从江晨那跳跃性的话题中回过神来,娜塔莎愣愣地看着江晨,“不过若是地外文明真来了,就算你想守着那什么地当你的土皇帝,也没那个机会吧？” „That may be unable to reach an agreement.” Jiang Chen shrugs, shows neither approval nor disapproval to say. “那可说不好。”江晨耸了耸肩,不置可否道。 Time of century, enough Lin Lin belt/bring person cross over making. When the time comes so long as leads the family one to hide toward the Last of Days that side, whatever Harmony civilization turned the sod three chi (0.33 m) unable to find him here. 一个世纪的时间,足够林琳把带人穿越给弄出来了。到时候只要带着家眷往末世那边一躲,任凭和谐文明在这里挖地三尺也找不到他。 Naturally, this is finally choice as a last resort.( ~ ^ ~) 当然,这是最后万不得已的选择。(~^~)
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