IHHH :: Volume #3

#270: Nothing was a hammer cannot be solved


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Saw to put on Doctor Skull-cracker uniform Chen Ge, move backwards of Gu Feiyu instinct one step. 看见穿着碎颅医生制服陈歌,顾飞宇本能的往后退了一步。 Several seconds later he thought that this is not quite good, hurries saying: Has delivered, that three students work as the five-star high praise that my surface is giving, they said plays is very happy, hopes do not feel embarrassed that Haunted House actor.” 过了几秒钟他才觉得这样不太好,赶紧回道:“已经送出去了,那三个学生当着我的面给的五星好评,他们都说玩的很开心,希望你不要为难那个鬼屋演员。” Happy?” Chen Ge nods: Happiness good.” “开心?”陈歌点了点头:“开心就好。” Bro Chen, that two visitors what's the matter? Fainted, was important?” Gu Feiyu hesitated was asking one: „Is the Haunted House actor who the students said what situation?” 陈哥,那两个游客是怎么回事?都晕过去了,要不要紧?”顾飞宇犹豫着问了一句:“还有学生们说的鬼屋演员是什么情况?” Minor matter, you must be familiar with these in my Haunted House work. Right, later you must learn the knowledge in some first aid.” Chen Ge makes Gu Feiyu hold Wei Wu and Kong Xiangming: First locks in them dressing room.” “小事,你在我的鬼屋工作要习惯这些。对了,以后你也要学习一些急救方面的知识。”陈歌顾飞宇扶着魏五孔祥明:“先把他俩锁到化妆间里。” First aid knowledge? Locks dressing room?” Gu Feiyu cold sweat, how felt that followed up the bandits'inn to be the same? “急救知识?锁进化妆间?”顾飞宇一头冷汗,怎么感觉跟进了黑店一样? They are not visitors.” Chen Ge knows that Little Gu misunderstood, spoke thoughtlessly to explain: New Century Park regroups after a defeat, conducts the large-scale propaganda with our House of Horrors bundle, finally some people are not willing to notice that we rise, therefore sends people to disturb.” “他们不是游客。”陈歌知道小顾误会了,随口解释到:“新世纪乐园重整旗鼓,和我们恐怖屋捆绑进行大规模宣传,结果有些人不愿意看到我们重新崛起,所以就派人来捣乱。” Originally is such ah.” Little Gu very earnest nod of: „The water really good depth of big city.” “原来是这样。”小顾很认真的点了点头:“大城市的水果然好深。” Little Gu at the back of Wei Wu, Chen Ge is dragging Kong Xiangming, two people got to the last classroom entrance to stop. 小顾背着魏五,陈歌拖着孔祥明,两人走到最后一间教室门口又停了下来。 Two visitors in Haunted House, they should in the middle of right scenario, you not move in this, I urge to go faster return.” “还有两个游客鬼屋里,他们应该在右边的场景当中,你在这别动,我去去就回。” Chen Ge abandons Kong Xiangming to rush to the female student dormitory, Gu Feiyu alone stands outside the classroom, always felt that in the classroom some people are watching him. 陈歌扔下孔祥明赶往女生宿舍,顾飞宇一个人站在教室外面,总感觉教室里有人在看着他。 Bro Chen, I and you pass together!” 陈哥,我和你一起过去!” Enters the right corridor, is away from can hear the sound of quarrel, that visitors temperament named Nana is irritable, iron core must bid good-bye with male visitors, the anger became confused, did not think that surrounding scenario was gloomy. 进入右边的走廊,隔着很远都能听见争吵的声音,那位叫做娜娜游客脾气火爆,铁了心要和男游客分手,愤怒冲昏了头,也不觉得周围的场景阴森了。 What are this they doing? Runs Haunted House to quarrel?” “这俩人在搞什么?跑鬼屋里吵架?” Two visitors stand in the corridor center, nearby no scare spots, their noisy being heavily engaged, cannot see the meaning of stopping completely. 两个游客站在走廊中央,附近也没有什么惊吓点,他俩吵的不可开交,完全看不到停止的意思。 Elder Brother, you walk slowly.” Gu Feiyu tows to entrain continually, made the Ghost Stories Society two members. “哥,你走慢点。”顾飞宇连拖带拽,把怪谈协会的两个成员也弄了过来。 „Do you do?” “你过来干什么?” I am worried about you, wants to come the help.” Gu Feiyu looked toward front, changed the topic: This they quarrelled well fiercely, can we pass to urge?” “我是担心你,想过来帮忙。”顾飞宇往前面看了看,岔开了话题:“这俩人吵得好厉害,咱们要不要过去劝劝?” Honest official is difficult to break the housework, what urged?” Chen Ge rocks Skull-cracker Hammer, thought that the Ghost Stories Society member looks at himself pleasing to the eyes, at least can a hammer pound uncomfortable. “清官难断家务事,劝什么?”陈歌晃动碎颅锤,觉得还是怪谈协会的成员看着顺眼一点,至少自己不爽可以一锤子砸过去。 Looks noisily their quite ominous, can have an accident? After all in our Haunted House, passing on the influence is not good.” Gu Feiyu stands behind Chen Ge, surrounds others to quarrel in Haunted House, many some are insincere. “看他们吵的好凶,会不会出事?毕竟是在咱们鬼屋里,传出去影响不好。”顾飞宇站在陈歌后面,在鬼屋里围观别人吵架,多少有些不厚道。 Are the matter that our Haunted House has few? Chen Ge wants to return to his one, for does not give the new staff to result in too tremendous pressure, he endured actually: This they, if really wants to divide, will not run this ink marks a half hour.” 咱们鬼屋出的事还少吗?陈歌很想这么回他一句,但是为了不给新员工造成太大的心理压力,他硬是忍了下来:“这俩人如果真想分,就不会跑这墨迹半个小时了。” Takes out the human skin mask, Chen Ge again wears good, raised Skull-cracker Hammer, walks toward that pair of lover. 取出人皮面具,陈歌重新戴好,扬起了碎颅锤,朝那一对情侣走去。 He has not approached, sees that female shoves open the man, enters the dormitory that nearby Pen Spirit was at alone, then closed the bedroom door. 他还没有靠近,就看见那个女的一把将男人推开,独自钻进了旁边笔仙所在的宿舍,然后关上了寝室门。 The men thrash the door outside, weeping sound that in the room spreads the woman, but the opposite party does not open the door. 男人在外面捶打房门,屋内传出女人的哭声,但对方就是不开门。 Face Nana!” “颜娜娜!” The women locked the dormitory gate and window in inside, the man stand in out of the window yell toward inside, but the woman as if iron core wants to end this sentiment. 女人在里面锁上了宿舍门和窗户,男人站在窗外朝里面叫喊,可是女人似乎铁了心想要结束这段感情。 Chen Zimin, we meet in Haunted House, today finished here? Two years six months 1 day, thank you to take to me happily all.” 陈子民,我们是在鬼屋相遇的,今天就在这里结束好吧?两年六个月零一天,感谢你带给我的所有美好。” I really think that does not understand why you do want to bid good-bye? Amn't I good to you?” “我真的想不明白你为什么要分手?我对你不好吗?” You do not need to interrogate me, is I am not good to be good?” “你不用质问我,都是我不好行不行?” The quarrel promotes again, Chen Ge of distant place really could not listen, he towed Skull-cracker Hammer more to walk is quicker. 争吵再度升级,远处的陈歌实在听不下去了,他拖着碎颅锤越走越快。 Footsteps sound, man saw Chen Ge, to be honest he is a little afraid, but in the fit of temper, the anger is covering at this time scared. 脚步声响起,门外的男人看到了陈歌,说实话他有一点害怕,但是此时正在气头上,怒火掩盖了恐慌。 Sees Chen Ge not tactful coming, he even also has the anger shifts to Chen Ge meaning. 看到陈歌不识趣的过来,他甚至还有将怒火转移到陈歌身上的意思。 Points at Chen Ge, the man lip has been opening, but has not waited for him to make the sound, Chen Ge suddenly accelerated, dashes about wildly to come, to brandish Skull-cracker Hammer to pound directly on the door lock! 指着陈歌,男人嘴唇已经张开,但没等他发出声音,陈歌突然加速,狂奔而来,抡起碎颅锤直接砸在了门锁上! The sawdust flutters, the lock after gate collapses to fly directly, hits on the wall, has a loud sound. 木屑翻飞,门后的锁头直接崩飞出去,撞在墙壁上,发出一声巨响。 Still was all shaken in the lover of quarrel, the wind that the man who particularly wanted to open the mouth a moment ago, the hammer head brings seemed like wiping his lip in the past. 还在争吵的情侣全被震住了,尤其是刚才想要开口的男人,锤头带起的风似乎是擦着他嘴唇过去的。 The mouth of opening is unable to close up, the man looks at Chen Ge that human skin broken face, the eyelid trembles, felt that body lost the control. 张大的嘴巴无法合拢,男人看着陈歌那张人皮碎脸,眼皮打颤,感觉身体失去了控制。 The women could not attend to crying, sent out a scream. 女人也顾不上哭了,发出一声尖叫。 That male wants to enter the dormitory, but the both legs become tender, two ears buzz the cry, walked one in, body forward tipping. 那男的想要进入宿舍,但是双腿发软,两耳嗡鸣,往里走了一步后,身体向前倾倒。 People!” The women grasp the male shoulder, protected at this kind of time on own initiative before the man body. “子民!”女人抱住男的肩膀,在这种时候主动护在了男人身前。 Takes out from the hole of shutter Skull-cracker Hammer, the Chen Ge slightly awkwardness, pounded a people number is too many recently, the strength as if also increased. 碎颅锤从门板的窟窿里取出,陈歌略有一丝尴尬,最近砸人次数太多,力气似乎也变大了。 He coughs, takes down the human skin mask, looks by having a scare two visitors, before they slow the god have gotten angry, says: „When encounters the danger, your husband's first idea does not run away, but enters in the room to look for you, obviously he cares about you.” 他干咳一声,取下人皮面具,看着被吓了一跳的两位游客,在他们缓过神发怒之前,开口说道:“遇到危险时,你老公第一个想法不是逃走,而是进入屋里找你,可见他是多么的在乎你。” Chen Ge was also saying to that throwing down male visitors: You fall down, your wife anything cannot attend, runs over to grasp you, protects before your body, such woman missed, perhaps you must regret for a lifetime.” 陈歌又对着那个摔倒的男游客说道:“你跌倒在地,你老婆什么也顾不上,跑过来抱住你,护在你身前,这样的女人错过了,你恐怕要后悔一辈子。” Enters in the room, the bloodstained clothing flutters, Chen Ge smiles is still helping up in dumbstruck visitors two. 走进屋内,血衣飘动,陈歌微笑着将两个还在发懵的游客扶起。 You are loving each other, no matter sends anything, clear this point was enough.” One side Chen Ge places Skull-cracker Hammer: If you do not believe that each other, we can also play a small game.” “你们互相爱着对方,不管发什么事情,清楚这一点就足够了。”陈歌碎颅锤放在一边:“如果你们不相信彼此的话,我们还可以来玩个小游戏。” Two visitors hands and feet are icy cold, bewildered, does not know that what's the matter by the Chen Ge arrangement by chair, they point at intersect in the same place, is grasping a ball pen that entangles completely the transparent tape. 两个游客手脚冰凉,莫名其妙的,不知道怎么回事就被陈歌安排在了椅子两边,他俩手指交叉在一起,握着一杆缠满透明胶带的圆珠笔。 My this Haunted House opened many years, something are clever, this ball pen is one of them, you can take it to ask the issue that most wants to know at heart, it will give you answer.” “我这鬼屋开了很多年,有些东西已经通灵,这杆圆珠笔就是其中之一,你们可以拿着它问出心里最想知道的问题,它会给你们答案。” Then just sobered from shock of Chen Ge break into the door to the lover, they look at each other eye, is feeling the temperature of opposite party palm, crossed for a long time, finally started the Pen Spirit game. 那对情侣刚刚从陈歌破门而入的震撼中清醒过来,他们看着彼此的眼睛,感受着对方掌心的温度,过了许久,终于开始了笔仙游戏。 Pen Spirit, Pen Spirit, you are my past life, I am your life, can tell me, is the person who he ( she ) most loves I?” 笔仙,笔仙,你是我的前世,我是你的今生,能不能告诉我,他(她)最爱的人是不是我?” Chen Ge is hearing the tooth acid at the same time, suggested Pen Spirit crazily, wanted to hurry this them to pack off. 陈歌在一边听得牙酸,疯狂暗示笔仙,想要赶紧把这俩人送走。 After several seconds, the ball pen of palm starts to move, both visitors saw surprised from the opposite party eyes. 几秒过后,掌心的圆珠笔开始移动,两名游客都从对方眼中看出了一丝惊讶。 The tip of the nose falls on the paper, wrote one yes the character. 鼻尖落在纸上,写出了一个“是”字。 Packed off Pen Spirit, the game ended, but two visitors grasped in the same place hand has not actually separated. 送走笔仙,游戏结束,但是两名游客握在一起的手却没有分开。 People......” “子民……” The female apology in a low voice, the man takes advantage of opportunity her grasps. 女的低声道歉,男人顺势将她抱住。 I later will certainly be accompanying you well!” “我以后一定会好好陪着你!” I should forgive you.” “我应该多体谅一下你的。” All right, wife.” “没事,老婆。” You had not to have!” Chen Ge grabs on the back of the hand of Skull-cracker Hammer to stick out suddenly the blue vein, he felt that could not control itself quickly. “你俩有完没完了!”陈歌抓着碎颅锤的手背上暴起青筋,他感觉快控制不住自己了。 Boss, really sorry, put to trouble to you.” Two visitors then separate, apologized to Chen Ge, was thanks. “老板,实在抱歉,给你添麻烦了。”两个游客这才分开,对陈歌又是道歉,又是感谢。 Looks in you meet acquaintance in my Haunted House, I being disinclined manage you.” Chen Ge receives Skull-cracker Hammer: Later lives well, after do not separate, regretted.” “要不是看在你们是在我鬼屋里相遇相识的,我才懒得管你们。”陈歌收起碎颅锤:“以后好好过日子吧,别分开以后再后悔。” Un, certainly!” “恩,一定!” Gazes after two visitors to leave, Little Gu was shocked, he sees Chen Ge pounds the gate the time, the cell phone pulled out to prepare to report to the police, never expected that ending can be this. 目送两个游客离开,小顾惊呆了,他看见陈歌砸门的时候,手机都掏出来准备报警了,没想到结局会是这样。 Bro Chen, you are really fierce, this can be good.” 陈哥,你真厉害,这都能行。” Few idle talk, go to the building to bring the toolbox, this must cultivate/repair well.” “少废话,去楼上把工具箱拿来,这门要好好修一下了。”
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