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#529: Thin bamboo thin bamboo „said”


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Before leaf Rongyao still remembers in the village now, propaganda language of family planning on the wall writes. 叶荣耀现在还记得村子里以前墙壁上写的计划生育的宣传语。 Should grip, sees grasped.” “该扎不扎,见了就抓。” Testimony is pregnant, holds the card birth!” “见证怀孕,持证生育!” Rather adds ten graves, does not add a person.” “宁添十座坟,不添一个人。” „A tire rim, two embryo, the triplets four embryos kill!” “一胎环,二胎扎,三胎四胎杀杀杀!” Should grip, dilapidated ; This class/flow does not flow, digs up the room lead cattle.” “该扎不扎,房倒屋塌;该流不流,扒房牵牛。” ...... …… However with the change of time, these barbaric propaganda languages also withdrew from the historical arena slowly, the family planning service also realized that «Birth permit» somewhat coarse, changed to «Family-planning service Card». 不过随着时代的变迁,这些野蛮的宣传语也慢慢地撤出了历史舞台,计划生育部门也意识到《准生证》有些难听,就改成了《计划生育服务证》。 This of pleasant to hear, our government functionaries do not serve the people, this family planning, serves the people! 这个好听啊,咱们政府人员不是要为人民服务吗,这计划生育,也是为人民服务嘛! Therefore with one stroke of the pen, changed to this «Family-planning service Card» of pleasant to hear. 于是大笔一挥,就改成这好听的《计划生育服务证》了。 After the married woman is pregnant, is pregnant the exam and childbirth, to enjoy the free contraceptive pills, on the birth danger reimbursement and newborn the registered permanent address, goes to school as well as looks for the work to need «Family-planning service Card». 已婚妇女怀孕后,孕检、分娩、享受免费避孕药具,生育险报销、新生儿上户口、上学以及找工作等都需用到《计划生育服务证》。 However everyone has been familiar with call «Birth permit», was very difficult to change a statement. 不过大家都已经习惯叫《准生证》了,也很难改过口了。 The «Family-planning service Card» generally life is 1.5 years, this card was equivalent to the industry and commerce the permit to be the same, has this birth service card to authorize you to have the legitimate child on behalf of the country. 《计划生育服务证》一般使用期限为1.5年,这个证相当于工商的许可证一样,有这个生育服务证就代表国家批准你生育合法的孩子了。 This naturally is also the population base big reason of Huaxia country's, externally developed country, because the population base is small, if which family/home has a child, the country also sends the reward, fresh are more, the reward are also more. 这当然也是华夏国的人口基数大的缘故,在国外发达国家,由于人口基数小,谁家要是生孩子的话,国家还发奖励,生的越多,奖励也就越多。 Even the expense of foster and education of child, the country gave the package. 甚至孩子的抚养、教育的费用,国家都给包了。 Naturally this in Huaxia, basically is not possible, only if the population base of Huaxia also falls to the overseas that degree, the country really did not have the means that will encourage people to give birth like this. 当然这在华夏,基本上是不可能的,除非华夏的人口基数也掉到国外那个程度,国家实在没有办法了,才会这样鼓励人们生育。 Arrives in the town/subdues time, is 1 : 30 pm, because the country lets loose the birth policy now, allowing the couple to have two children, can arrange the birth independently. Therefore this handles «Family-planning service Card» has not encountered what difficulty, gives under the marriage certificate and ID card the office clerks photocopying, recorded under the fingerprint to willow Qingqing again, sent «Birth Service Card». 到镇上的时候,已经是下午 1 点半了,由于国家现在放开了生育政策,允许夫妻生二胎了,也可以自主安排生育了。所以这办理《计划生育服务证》没有遇到什么困难,就是把结婚证和身份证交给办事人员复印下,再给柳箐箐录了下指纹,就发《生育服务证》了。 In the office, willow Qingqing is holding the leaf glory happily, looks affectionately the leaf glory said: Husband, thank you!” 在办公室里,柳箐箐开心地抱着叶荣耀,深情地看着叶荣耀说道:“老公,谢谢你!” How to speak this saying to the husband suddenly?” “怎么突然跟老公说这话啊?” Some leaf glory accidents/surprises look that oneself wife asked. Today has not made anything, leads own wife to manage «Marriage certificate» and «Family-planning service Card» comes. How she oneself told that thanks. 叶荣耀有些意外地看着自己的老婆问道。今天也没有做什么啊,就是带着自己的老婆办《结婚证》和《计划生育服务证》来的。怎么她跟自己说谢谢啊。 Because I thought that I am quite happy, the husband, thanking lets the happiness that I think.” willow Qingqing said to the leaf glory very much earnestly. “因为我觉得自己好幸福啊,老公,谢谢让我觉的幸福。”柳箐箐很认真地对叶荣耀说道。 Attained «Marriage certificate» and «Family-planning service Card», making willow Qingqing feel own present is the leaf glory in the true sense wife, did not need the worry to be feared again. 拿到了《结婚证》和《计划生育服务证》,让柳箐箐觉得自己现在是真正意义上的叶荣耀的妻子,不用再担心受怕了。 Wife, I must thank you, you choose me, where I have you such pretty good wife.” leaf Rongyao holds willow Qingqing to say. “老婆,我也要谢谢你,要不是你选择了我,我哪里有你这么漂亮的好老婆啊。”叶荣耀抱着柳箐箐说道。 „Can you in these show love, others do not have the boyfriend?” “你们能不能不要在这些秀恩爱啊,人家还没有男朋友呢?” Handled " Family-planning service Card » little miss to willow Qingqing a moment ago is blushing. To hugging said in the leaf glory and willow of Qingqing same place show love. 刚才给柳箐箐办理《计划生育服务证》的小姑娘红着脸。对抱在一起秀恩爱的叶荣耀和柳箐箐说道。 Excuse me, excuse me, our walks.” “不好意思,不好意思,我们这就走。” willow Qingqing is thin-skinned, by a miss such saying, was being blushed to draw own man to run, felt ashamed. 柳箐箐脸皮薄,被人家姑娘这么一说,就红着脸拉着自己的男人跑了出来,太羞人了。 Waits for.” “等一下。” Sees willow Qingqing and leaf glory runs the office, that girl gawked. Hurried to pursue. 见柳箐箐和叶荣耀跑出办公室,刚才的那个女孩子楞了一下。就赶紧追了出来。 What's wrong? Didn't handle?” The leaf glory somewhat asked puzzled. “怎么了?不是办好了吗?”叶荣耀有些不解地问道。 You had not won the gift!” The girl said. “你们还没有拿礼物呢!”女孩子说道。 Gift?” “礼物?” The leaf glory and willow Qingqing this is the first time that managed «Family-planning service Card», does not know that has what gift, has doubts sees the girl to ask. 叶荣耀和柳箐箐这是第一次来办《计划生育服务证》,根本就不知道有什么礼物的,不由地疑惑地看着女孩子问道。 Right, each handles " Family-planning service Card » couple, has the gift.” The girl said. “对,每个来办理《计划生育服务证》的夫妻,都是有礼物的。”女孩子说道。 What gift?” willow Qingqing asked curiously. “什么礼物啊?”柳箐箐好奇地问道。 You and other.” “你们等一下。” The girl said that turns back the office. Quick takes a foldaway umbrella, is good heaven umbrella. 女孩子说了下,就走回办公室。很快就拿出来一把折叠式的雨伞,还是不错的“天堂伞”。 Gives you an umbrella, hopes that you can haunch happy sky for your wife and child.” The girl gives the leaf the glory to say the umbrella. “送给你一把伞,希望你能为你的妻子和孩子撑起一片幸福的天空。”女孩子把雨伞交给叶荣耀说道。 Thanks.” “谢谢。” Although this is unworthy how much money the umbrella, is this girl's words, making glory touch very much. 虽然这把雨伞不值多少钱,可是这女孩子的话,让叶荣耀很有触动。 Yes! 是啊! Own present was the man, the man must well haunches happy sky for oneself wife and child. 自己现在是男人了,男人就要好好地为自己的老婆和孩子撑起一片幸福的天空了。 ...... …… In the evening. 晚上。 willow Qingqing with the complex mood, landed itself to have two years of QQ that did not have landing. Looks information that the phone screen jumps unceasingly. 柳箐箐怀着复杂的心情,登陆了自己已经有两年没有登陆的qq号。看着手机屏幕不断跳出来的信息。 Is the two years ago information, which was held responsible itself to go, was accidental/surprised, some issues oneself blessing information. 很多都是两年前的信息,都是问自己哪了去了,是不是出意外了,有的是发给自己的祝福信息。 willow Qingqing spent for ten minutes, looks at these information, mostly is one, after all these were one and two years ago information, regarding willow Qingqing, these information has no use, even some, willow Qingqing looked that has not looked erases. 柳箐箐足足花了十分钟,才把这些信息都看完,大都都是一眼而过的,毕竟这些都是一、两年前的信息了,对于柳箐箐来说,这些信息已经没有什么用处了,甚至有些,柳箐箐看都没有看就删掉了。 However said the time, is sharp weapon that people fade from the memory, really not wrong, looks the head picture that these appear, willow Qingqing feels familiar, is strange, who even some willow Qingqing forgot the opposite party are come. 不过说时间,是人们相互间淡忘的利器,真的一点都没有错,看着这些浮现的头像,柳箐箐觉得熟悉,却又陌生,甚至有些柳箐箐都忘了对方是谁来的。 „Is thin bamboo thin bamboo, you?” “箐箐,是你吗?” willow Qingqing lands QQ suddenly, immediately caused the person who in QQ got to know each other well to pay attention, a nickname small seductress/evil spirit sent the information to ask. 柳箐箐突然登陆qq,立即引起qq里相熟的人注意了,一位昵称“小妖精”发信息问道。 Is I.” “是我。” willow Qingqing replied the past quickly. 柳箐箐很快地回复过去。 This nickname small seductress/evil spirit, is willow Qingqing the greatly temporary roommate, each other relations are especially good. 这位昵称“小妖精”的,是柳箐箐大一时的室友,彼此关系特好。 You are also living, you are also really living.” “你还活着,你真的还活着。” Small seductress/evil spirit sends the information to say excitedly. After all is big a time, willow Qingqing suddenly was missing bewilderedly, making the entire school be shocked, after all as the Capital City University hassle-free first beautiful woman, the first school was colored, suddenly missing, does not know that hurt thoroughly the hearts of many men. “小妖精”发信息激动地说道。毕竟大一的时候,柳箐箐突然莫名其妙地失踪,让整个学校都震惊了,毕竟作为京城大学毫无争议的第一美女,第一校花,突然失踪,不知道伤透了多少男人的心啊。 I am certainly living, but also live is very good.” willow Qingqing sent the information in the past. “我当然活着了,还活的很好呢。”柳箐箐发信息过去。 However willow Qingqing sudden online, not only causes small seductress/evil spirit the attention, other schoolmates and friends also noticed, sent the information to come. 不过柳箐箐的突然上线,不但引起“小妖精”的注意,其他的同学和朋友也都注意到了,纷纷发信息过来。 Some people asked that which willow Qingqing did go? 有的人问柳箐箐去哪了? Some people ask willow Qingqing now? 有的人问柳箐箐现在过的怎么样了? Why also some people curious willow Qingqing were suddenly missing? 也有的人好奇柳箐箐为什么突然失踪了? Even some people suspected the one who gets online is willow Qingqing, some people pretend to be, request video. 甚至有人怀疑上线的是不是柳箐箐本人,是不是有人冒充的,要求视频。 ...... …… Big evening, willow Qingqing definitely not possible with others video, 11 give each to care after own good friend and schoolmate replied the message, willow Qingqing did not pay attention to them, but started to renew own QQ space said and picture. 大晚上的,柳箐箐肯定不可能跟别人视频了,一一给每一个关心自己的好友和同学回复了短信后,柳箐箐就不理会他们了,而是开始更新自己的qq空间的“说说”和照片。 Regarding willow Qingqing, most wants to share own happiness with own schoolmate and friend. 对于柳箐箐来说,最想跟自己的同学、朋友分享自己的幸福。 willow Qingqing starts, in own said on to write. 柳箐箐开始在自己的“说说”上写着。 I married, today I led in my life the most important document, that is I and my beloved man «Marriage certificate». 我结婚了,今天我领了我这一生中最重要的一个证件,那是我和我心爱的男人的《结婚证》。 Takes this happy «Marriage certificate», I made the commitment in my mind, did not seek first vividly, but sought the life to live together happily with you, never-ending. 拿着这幸福的《结婚证》,我在我的心灵许下了承诺,不求一世繁华、但求一生幸福地跟你生活在一起,不离不弃。 I want is not I loves you, I raise you, rather, in the same place, currently has you, old also had you, has had you and I in the same place. 我要的不是我爱你,我养你,而是,在一起,现在有你,老了也有你,一直有你和我在一起。 The smile is a happy cool breeze has blown quietly, under the warm sunlight, sits near the window, looks at the exaggeration outstanding light the sky, then can feel the life the flavor 微笑就是一种幸福清风悄悄吹过,暖暖的阳光下,临窗而坐,看着渲染奇瑰之光的天空,便能感受到生活的味道 Before you I like the girl who cannot grow up forever, because I want you to favor me, loves me, loves me, that feeling is really good, I love you, my man leaf glory. 在你面前我就像个永远长不大的女孩子,因为我想要你宠我,爱我,疼我,那种感觉真好,我爱你,我的男人叶荣耀。 My man, my husband, I do not admire the previous generation, will not hope for next life, I will only seek this whole life and your hand in hand life! 我的男人,我的老公,我不仰慕前世,也不期盼来生,我只求这辈子与你携手此生! Since which day does not know, thinks that you became my necessary custom, the first matter that every day wakes up, is spends for ten minutes to think you, such I will feel the day passes is very happy. 不知道哪天起,想你变成了我的必要习惯,每天醒来的第一件事情,就是花十分钟想你,那样我会觉得日子过的很快乐。 The pure life, is actually very joyful ; Silly is living, is actually very happy. 单纯的生活,其实很快乐;傻傻的活着,其实很幸福。 The husband, hopes in your heart, only then I, the person in only position in your heart, is I, is I, forever is I. 老公,希望你的心中只有我,在你心中唯一的位置的人,是我,是我,永远是我。 The fate makes me meet you, felt that makes me like you, the time makes me fall in love with you, missing makes me worry about you, the husband, thank you, making me meet you, henceforth my life is full of the happy symbol. 缘分让我遇上你,感觉让我喜欢你,时间让我爱上你,思念让我牵挂你,老公,谢谢你,让我遇上你,从此我的人生充满幸福的符号。 From the strangeness to familiar, accumulates our sentiments bit by bit, has the type joyfully except for you, anybody has no way to give. 从陌生到熟悉,一点一滴地累积我们的感情,有种快乐除了你,任何人都没法给予。 Husband, I now to your feeling simple 14 characters: Cannot leave, cannot abandon, the life and death follows, will never separate.” 老公,我现在对你的感觉只有简简单单的十四个字:“离不开,舍不掉,生死相随,永不分离。” Liked last year snowy day, hopes for this year the arrival of snowy day, because there are you to urge me to wear the thick clothes, therefore in the winter, were that many a reason was worth liking. 喜欢去年的下雪天,期盼今年下雪天的到来,因为有你在叮嘱我穿厚衣服,所以冬天,便多了一个值得喜欢的理由。 The women, do not need powerful is so tired, the lazy closing eye of nest in a warm chest to own man said that also said to oneself: I was tired, has you luckily!” 女人啊,不必那么强大累了,窝在一个温暖的胸膛里慵懒的闭上眼睛对自己的男人说也对自己说:“我累了,幸好有你!” I do not request you romantically, occasionally gives me to select slightly pleasantly surprised, I do not request you to accompany me daily, occasionally accompanies me to go out for a walk, likes is in a daze the association/will looking at the dazzling evening glow, remembers your face, hopes that you said to me: You had not passed through in me.” 我不要求你有多浪漫,偶尔给我点小惊喜,我不要求你天天陪我,偶尔陪我出去走走,喜欢发呆的时候总会望着刺眼的夕照,想起你的脸,希望你对我说:“你一直在我心里没有走过。” You give my happy hug every day, gives me a day of security sense. 你每天给我的一个幸福的拥抱,是给我一天的安全感。 The lunatic happiest time has the companion of fool, but my life happiest time, but there are you in the side. 疯子最幸福的时光是有傻子的陪伴,而我人生最幸福的时光,只是有你在身边。 The husband, I loves you, life world, never will change! 老公,我爱你,此生此世,永不变! If, if there is next life, I am also willing to be your little wife, even if you 80, I 18, I must be your little wife. 如果,如果有来生的话,我还愿意做你的小妻子,哪怕你八十,我十八,我也要做你的小妻子。 This sentiment, even if in ancient times, the dry seas and crumbling rocks, will never change. 此情,哪怕天荒地老,海枯石烂,永不改变。 Gives to I most beloved man, my for a lifetime husband, my child's father leaf glory. 献给我最最心爱的男人,我一辈子丈夫,我孩子的父亲叶荣耀。 Spent for dozen minutes, willow Qingqing said in own QQ, expressed itself the lovesickness to own man and falling in love, as well as to own man life invariable being in love. 花了十几分钟,柳箐箐在自己的qq说说里,表达了自己对自己男人的相思、相爱,以及对自己男人此生不变的爱恋。 willow Qingqing the renewal of QQ space, this is for two years the schoolmates and friends who the first renewal, immediately causes pay attention and read. 柳箐箐的qq空间的更新,这是两年来的第一次更新,立即引起的同学和朋友们注意和阅读。
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