„I want to understand, I can have you is so attractive. Such virtuous wife, this is the God deep affection I, I do not need to feel inferior anything, what I should do changes itself, became can match on by oneself the man, rather than made one say that anything ‚fresh flower inserted on the cow dung’, I must make you for oneself had my such man proud, all I must try hard, I must change itself......” “我想明白了,我能拥有你这么漂亮。这么贤惠的老婆,这是老天爷厚爱我,我不需要自卑什么,我应该做的是改变自己,让自己成为一个可以配的上你的男人,而不是让人说什么‘鲜花插在牛粪上’,我要让你为自己有我这样的男人的而自豪,所有我要努力,我要改变自己……” The leaf glory said to willow Qingqing properly, this is also the leaf glory in oneself below goal, so long as this that „lazy person system”, oneself „humanity destruction”, oneself really cannot live again like this chaos, how oneself present saying that is also the household head of home, oneself should deserve this responsibility, rather than the responsibility of home falls on this less than 20 years old of not to wife, the leaf glory outside big city wanderers one month, has known likely the wife the girl of age, in city . Girl who has not grown up. 叶荣耀非常正经地对柳箐箐说道,这也是叶荣耀在自己心里下的目标,只要这次那个“懒人系统”,不把自己“人道毁灭”的话,自己真的不能再这样混混沌沌地生活着,自己现在怎么说也是这个家的一家之主,自己应该当起这个责任,而不是把这个家的责任落在这个二十岁不到的老婆的身上,叶荣耀在外面大城市闯荡过一个多月,知道像自己老婆这样年龄的女孩子,在城市里,还是没有长大的女孩子。 Moreover oneself wife is so pretty, how these farm work in rural area can make her do, if tanned, in the hand produces the callus, that is not good, but the woman the face of man, oneself have such pretty wife, in the village does not know that has many people jealous, oneself do not think the wife also changes in these peasant women with village such black, is also sturdy, died ugly. 而且自己老婆这么漂亮,农村里的那些农活怎么可以让她干呢,要是晒黑了,手上磨出老茧来的,那可不好了,女人可是男人的脸面呀,自己拥有这么漂亮老婆,村子里不知道有多少人妒忌着呢,自己可不想自己老婆也变的跟村子里那些农妇那样黑黑的,又粗壮,难看死了。 The man who the leaf glory even in thinking the village these goes out to work does not come back, it is estimated that does not want to look the black face women of own family/home. 叶荣耀甚至在想村子里那些外出打工的男人之所以不怎么回来,估计是不想看自己家的黑脸婆吧。 However, wants itself under to farm, the leaf glory denied immediately, oneself have not done these to live, will not come, actually even can, the leaf glory not want to do, after all regarding one already the sluggard who is used to lazily, makes him do these heavy labors all of a sudden, will not definitely do, even if does is still three minutes of heat degree. 不过,一想要自己下地种田,叶荣耀马上否定了,自己可是从来没有干过这些活呀,都不会来的,其实就算会,叶荣耀也不想干,毕竟对于一个已经懒惰惯的懒汉来说,一下子让他干这些重活,肯定不会干的,就算干也就是三分钟热度。 „Hehe, real?” “呵呵,真的吗？” Saying with a smile that willow Qingqing somewhat suspects, regarding willow Qingqing, no matter the leaf glory is real, is false, at least a little willow Qingqing highly believes, the leaf glory really falls in love with itself, he before these performance, but he feels not to be joined to itself, feared that loses own feeling inferior performance. 柳箐箐有些怀疑的笑道,对于柳箐箐来说,不管叶荣耀的话是真,是假,最起码有一点柳箐箐非常相信,叶荣耀真的是爱上自己,他以前那些表现,只是他觉得配不上自己,怕失去自己的自卑表现而已。 willow Qingqing thought that these enough, what present do not want, only thinks that loves the husband, other is unimportant, did not say that „woman is perceptual animal”? 柳箐箐觉得这些就够了,现在的自己也不想多要什么,只想有一个爱自己老公,其它的都不重要,不是说“女人是感性的动物”吗？ willow Qingqing felt, so long as after this man, no longer beat itself and scolded to be OK, did not count on that this man haunched the home, although willow Qingqing knows oneself were the feeble constitution woman, family belongings that but left behind with own parents-in-law, supporting oneself and this sluggard man was also enough. 柳箐箐觉得只要自己这个男人以后不再打骂自己就可以了,也不指望这个男人撑起这个家,虽然柳箐箐知道自己是弱质女人,可是凭着自己公公婆婆留下的家当,养活自己和自己这个懒汉男人也是够了。 One -and-a-half years of village life, has obliterated willow Qingqing once to vainly hope for, now is thinking going on living, with oneself this man, lives lightly, slowly dies of old age, perhaps waits for old time, oneself have the courage to get in oneself home, told own family member, oneself are also living, marries a farmer, becomes a solid peasant family woman. 一年半的农村生活,已经磨灭了柳箐箐曾经的梦想,现在只是想着活下去,跟自己这个男人,平平淡淡地过日子,慢慢地老去,或许等自己七老八十的时候,自己才有勇气回到自己的家里,跟自己的亲人说,自己还活着,嫁给一个农民,成为一个实实在在的农家妇。 „, The wife, later I will really help you live the happy life, if I cannot help you live the happy life, lets go out to be struck by lightning dead, drinks water to be choked, sleeps......” to let willow Qingqing believes that oneself, the leaf glory started to initiate the serious oath to come. “真的,老婆,以后我会让你过上幸福的生活的,如果我不能让你过上幸福的生活,就让出门被雷劈死,喝水被呛死,睡觉……”为了让柳箐箐相信自己的话,叶荣耀开始发起毒誓来了。 „Husband, do not pledge, I believed you.” “老公,你不要发誓了,我相信你了。” willow Qingqing prevented the leaf glory to make the serious oath, no matter how said that in willow Qingqing the innermost feelings somewhat was really moved, opened the mouth to call the leaf glory „husband”, this was willow Qingqing marries leaf glory more than one year, called leaf Rongyaowei „husband” for the first time. 柳箐箐阻止叶荣耀发毒誓了,不管怎么说柳箐箐内心里真的有些感动了,也开口叫叶荣耀“老公”了,这是柳箐箐嫁给叶荣耀一年多,第一次叫叶荣耀为“老公”。 „Did wife, what you call me a moment ago? Haven't I misunderstood?” The leaf glory stupidly asked very much excitedly. “老婆,你刚才叫我什么啊？我没有听错吧？”叶荣耀很是激动地傻乎乎地问道。 „Husband!” willow Qingqing smiles said. “老公啊！”柳箐箐笑笑地说道。 „Wife, you smiles really beautifully, with female celestial!” “老婆,你笑起来真美,跟仙女似的！” leaf Rongyao looks infatuated willow Qingqing said that the leaf glory has a dream has not thought will take such attractively with the female celestial same wife, even if passed for more than one year, the leaf glory thought is not real, to having a dream to be the same. 叶荣耀痴迷地看着柳箐箐说道,叶荣耀做梦都不曾想过自己会取到这么漂亮跟仙女一样的老婆,哪怕是过去了一年多时间了,叶荣耀还是觉得那么地不真实,跟做梦一样。 „You have a female celestial same wife now, happy?” “那你现在拥有一个仙女一样的老婆,开心吗？” willow Qingqing asked happily, does not have to think own this man will also speak the happy words, if he can every day like this that would be nice, willow Qingqing is thinking. 柳箐箐开心地问道,没有想到自己这个男人也会说甜蜜话,要是每天他都能这样该多好啊,柳箐箐心里想着。 „Happy!” leaf Rongyao said cheerfully. “开心！”叶荣耀乐呵呵地说道。 „Congratulates the host to complete the lazy person systematic first task, the system starts to bind......” “恭喜宿主完成懒人系统的第一个任务,系统开始绑定……” „Dead beat system binds successfully, starts to examine the host foundation situation, please the patient waiting......” in the mind of leaf glory resound the delightful sound of electronic synthesis. “懒人系统绑定成功,开始检测宿主基础情况,请耐心等待……”叶荣耀的脑海里响起电子合成的悦耳的声音。 „Does husband, why you think so me intently?” “老公,你干嘛这么直愣愣地看着我？” willow Qingqing somewhat blushes said, is looked by oneself this man like this intently, even if has been strange bedfellows for more than one year with this man, willow Qingqing is somewhat shy. 柳箐箐有些脸红地说道,被自己这个男人这样直愣愣地看着,哪怕跟这个男人已经同床共枕一年多了,柳箐箐还是有些害羞。 „Hehe, who makes my wife long attractive.” “呵呵,谁让我老婆长的漂亮呢。” The leaf glory of recovering said low voice, the leaf glory does not know how today was, the level of speech unexpectedly was high on so many, must know before , basically said no that on to oneself this wife several words, some hugged her, still to the bed on, oneself threw to hold her ruthlessly. 回过神来的叶荣耀小声地说道,叶荣耀也不知道今天是怎么了,说话的水平竟然高上那么多,要知道以前自己基本上跟自己这个老婆说不上几句话,有的只是把她抱起来,仍到床上,自己扑上去狠狠地占有她。 „Repugnant!” willow Qingqing is blushing said hypocritically. “讨厌！”柳箐箐红着脸口是心非地说道。 „Yesterday wife, I possibly the liquor drank were too many, now somewhat is sore, I want to return to the room again lying down a while.” “老婆,我昨天可能酒喝的太多了,现在头还是有些疼,我想回屋里再躺一会儿。” In order to clarify that in body „lazy person system”, the leaf glory wants to return to the room a person calmly to ravel, after all this regarding present leaf Rongyao is most important. 为了弄清楚自己身体里的那个“懒人系统”,叶荣耀想回屋里一个人静静地弄明白,毕竟这个对于现在的叶荣耀来说是最重要的。 „Goes, at noon eats meal, I called you again.” “去吧,中午吃饭的时候,我再叫你。” willow Qingqing said, married the leaf glory for a long time, willow Qingqing was clear this man is a sluggard, were not many counted on that he helped himself work, so long as played cards and drinks, he wants to return to the room to sleep, made him sleep, no matter how said that he somewhat was progressive than before, at least will speak the talk between lovers to own wife, this made in more than one year the innermost feelings very lonely willow Qing thin bamboo at heart more comfortable. 柳箐箐说道,嫁给叶荣耀那么长时间了,柳箐箐非常清楚自己这个男人就是个懒汉,也不多指望他帮自己干什么活了,只要不出去打牌、喝酒,他想回屋睡觉,就让他睡觉吧,不管怎么说他比以前还是有些进步的,最起码会对自己老婆说情话了,这让这一年多内心非常孤独的柳箐箐心里舒服多了。 Waits for the leaf glory to return to the room to close the door, in the mind resounds the system the electronic synthesis sound: „Host basic information examines, information situation as follows......” 等叶荣耀回到屋里关上房门,脑海里响起系统的电子合成声音:“宿主基本信息检测完毕,信息情况如下……” After this electronic synthesis sound, the leaf glory found that in own mind presents a virtual contact surface, appearance that only then he can see, above is some about his information. 这个电子合成声过后,叶荣耀发现自己的脑海中出现一个虚拟界面,而且只有他能看到的样子,上面是一些关于他的信息。 Host name: Leaf glory 宿主姓名:叶荣耀 Host sex: Male 宿主性别:男 Host age: 28 宿主年龄:28 Host position: Farmer who will not do the farm work 宿主职位:不会干农活的农民 ( Note: The host is really the most disappointing farmer, a farm work will not do unexpectedly, really the person loses face to the farmer, diligently, the host you did not estimate that did not become the farmers, can only go to the street to work as the beggar.) (注:宿主真是最差劲的农民,竟然连一点农活都不会干,真是给农民界的人丢脸啊,再不努力,宿主你估计连农民都当不上了,只能去街头当乞丐了。) Host rank: Trash lazy person. 宿主级别:垃圾懒人。 Note: The lazy person rank is divided into the trash, the general, outstanding, remarkable and perfect five ranks, the host has is related with the ability and skill that the ability and skill that the host has are more, the rank is higher. 注:懒人等级分为垃圾、一般、优秀、卓越、完美五个等级,与宿主所拥有的能力和技能有关,宿主拥有的能力和技能越多,等级越高。 System suggestion: To live the worry-free lazy person life? You want to cross being surrounded by beautiful women, the beautiful woman surrounds, takes a bath continually has the lazy person life that the beautiful woman serves? Then you must the general officer level clip on „trash” two characters to turn „outstandingly” are good. 系统建议:想过着无忧无虑的懒人生活吗？你想过着左拥右抱,美女环绕,连洗澡都有美女伺候的懒人生活吗？那么你必须将级别上“垃圾”两字变成“优秀”才行哦。 Host knowledge reserve: Middle school second grade 宿主知识储备:初中二年级 Host physical condition: Delicate 宿主身体状况:弱不禁风 Note: The present stage system is divided into the delicate, general, healthy, energetic and powerful incomparable five ranks regarding the body appraisal of host. As a man, has a good body to be essential. 注:现阶段系统对于宿主的身体评价分为弱不禁风、一般、健康、精力充沛、强悍无比五个等级。作为一个男人,拥有一个好的身体必不可少。 System suggestion: You are simply delicate, hurry to strengthen the exercise promotion physical quality, otherwise which day you may lie down on the belly of woman hang suddenly! 系统建议:你简直弱不禁风,赶紧加强锻炼提升身体素质吧,否则可能哪天你就会躺在女人的肚皮上突然挂掉！ Host life skills: Does not have. 宿主生活技能:无。 Systems assessment: You are leave mother the kid who the food will not be, no wife day not dregs. 系统评价:你是个离开妈妈连饭都不会做的娃,没有老婆连日子都不会过的渣。 Note: The dead beats also need the skill, a versatile lazy person, possibly is living colorfully, can on be waited on hand and foot, the clothes puts out a hand, takes a bath also has the beautiful woman to rub the day of back. 注:懒人也需要技能,一名多才多艺的懒人,才可能活着多姿多彩,才能过上饭来张口,衣来伸手,洗澡也有美女搓背的日子。 Systems assessment: The dear man reality, your anything, even/including your wife will not despise, looks down upon your, does not want to lose such pretty wife, hurries diligently. 系统评价:亲爱的男人现实点,你什么都不会,连你老婆都会鄙视,看不起你的,不想失去这么漂亮的老婆,赶紧努力吧。 Host glorious value: 0 宿主荣耀值:0 Note: The glorious value refers to the host completing various tasks that the system issues to obtain, the glorious value can be used to start the lazy person system the drawing function, can be used to buy some conventional goods( goods not to contain skill, different functions, special medicine in the market wait/etc.), the product that the commercial city can purchase must be the drawing system has pulled out the conventional goods, has not drawn the goods, will not demonstrate in the commercial city. 注:荣耀值是指宿主完成系统发布的各项任务获得的,荣耀值可以用来启动懒人系统的抽奖功能,也可以用来在商场里买一些常规物品(物品不包含技能、异能、特殊药物等),商城能购买的产品必须是抽奖系统抽过的常规物品,未抽奖过的物品,不会在商城显示出来。 Draws to need 100 glorious values each time, the first start, the host enjoys preferential, only needs 10 glorious values. 每次抽奖需要100点荣耀值,第一次启动,宿主享受优惠,只需要十点荣耀值。 Particular account: „Dead beat system” is Dr. Ma galaxy greatest scientist Makah the lifetime greatest invention, aiming at can change star the living condition on lazy person, letting the lazy person also an achievement enterprise, on the happy life, this system temporarily is the test piece, the entire Ma galaxy only has one set temporarily. 特殊说明:“懒人系统”是雅玛星系最伟大的科学家玛卡博士毕生最伟大的发明,意在能改变星球上的懒人的生活状况,让懒人也能成就一番事业,过上幸福美满的生活,本系统暂时为试验品,整个雅玛星系暂时仅有一套。 Looked at the lazy person system show about various oneself basic information and appraisals, the leaf glory does not know whether to laugh or cry simply, because he actually by system despising, no matter also why system of this one set of test piece will only arrive at Earth bewilderedly, arrives at own body, he now anxiously understanding „lazy person system” drawing function. 看了懒人系统出示的关于自己各种基本信息与评价,叶荣耀简直哭笑不得,因为他竟然被系统给鄙视了,也不管为什么这个仅有一套的试验品的系统会莫名其妙地来到地球,来到自己的身上,他现在急着了解“懒人系统”的抽奖功能。