ICMMWLD :: Volume #3

#250: Making offerings to the kitchen god


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Chief Wu, the brothers I was but actually eight lifetime mildew, kicked the sheet iron.” The bald guy is enduring suffering to Chief Wu complains. “吴队长,兄弟我算是倒八辈子霉了,踢到铁板了。”光头大汉忍着痛向吴队长诉苦道。 Oh, said that is more concrete.” Chief Wu some interests asked that a person can overthrow one group of people, this was also too powerful. “噢,说具体些。”吴队长有些兴趣地问道,一个人能打倒一帮人,这也太强悍了。 „, I listened to the little brother to say hand/subordinate their two people were hit by a person, had 20 people to look for the scene, who knows that boy was so fierce, a person did to turn our one group of people empty-handed, my wound was he hits, was too terrifying.” “咳,我听手下小弟说他们两个人被一个人打了,就带了二十来号人来找场面啊,谁知道那个小子这么厉害,一个人空手干翻我们一群人,我这身伤就是他打的,太恐怖了。” The bald guy mentioned the leaf glorious body cannot bear tremble, it seems like it was really scared by the leaf glory. 光头大汉一提到叶荣耀身体忍不住发颤,看来真的被叶荣耀吓坏了。 Really, false, a person does but actually your 20 guy, you were hit stupidly, is the trump card in army also does so many to take the iron rod guy.” “真的,假的啊,一个人干倒你们二十来号大汉,你是不是被打傻了啊,就是军队里的王牌也干不过这么多手拿铁棍大汉啊。” Chief Wu some does not believe, without the means that this matter some are unscientific, had not seen with own eyes, several people believe. 吴队长有些不相信,没办法啊,这事情有些不科学啊,没有亲眼见到,又有几个人会相信啊。 Chief Wu, you looked at me like this, face losing lost completely, but also there is anything was good to conceal, so many people saw, wants to conceal the truth unable to conceal the truth, we were really overthrown by a person, that person was the martial arts masters, was too powerful, sometimes a fist striked to fly three and four people, 20 people could not arrive for one minute to be overthrown in his hands in underground, you looked that now also injures cannot get up.” “吴队长,您看我这样子了,脸该丢的都丢光了,还有什么好隐瞒的啊,这么多人看见,想瞒也瞒不住啊,我们这些人真的是被一个人打倒的,那人是个武林高手啊,太强悍了,有时候一拳打飞三、四个人啊,二十来号人在他手里走不到一分钟全被打倒在地下了,你看现在都还伤得起不来啊。” A bald guy face said depressed. The face has lost completely in any case, the bald guy was not fearing that was teased by Chief Wu. 光头大汉一脸郁闷地说道。反正脸面已经丢光了,光头大汉也不在怕被吴队长取笑了。 Has not thought that here also has here fierce person.” Chief Wu said surprised. “没有想到我们这里还有这里厉害的人。”吴队长吃惊地说道。 Chief Wu, I may tell you, this matter like this, your police do not meddle.” The bald guy said. “吴队长,我可跟你说了,这事情就这样了,你们警察可不要插手了。”光头大汉说道。 Sometimes police bandit, has saying that it is very reasonable, a small town is so big. In the town/subdues has an important goods bludger, the police can not know why does not catch them, these are very thought-provoking. 警匪一家,有时候不得不说它是很有道理的,一个小镇就这么大。镇里有一大帮混混,警察会不知道,为什么不去抓他们啊,这其中真的很耐人寻味。 Believes that this phenomenon, exists in Huaxia many places. 相信这种现象,在华夏很多地方也存在。 Why?” “为什么?” Chief Wu somewhat said puzzled. After all the police must in the name of offending somebody crime, definitely be able that the person who the bald this group of bludgers injure grasping intentionally. 吴队长有些不解地说道。毕竟警察要以故意伤人罪的名义,完全可以把那个把光头这群混混打伤的人给抓起来。 Chief Wu. Calculates that I asked you, do not manage.” “吴队长。算我求你了,你就不要管了。” Thinks a that devil hand the iron rod to the crumb, where bald guy also dares to retaliate. 一想到那个恶魔一只手就把铁棍给捏碎,光头大汉哪里还敢报复啊。 But......” “可是……” Chief Wu is somewhat awkward. 吴队长有些为难。 Chief Wu, you, we do not plan to report to the police, this matter we recognized had bad luck, please do not meddle, aiya, pain. The ambulance how, I soon the pain died this way.” “吴队长,您可别啊,我们不打算报警啦,这事我们认倒霉了,请您不要插手啦,哎呀,痛。救护车怎么还不到啊,这样下去我快要痛死了。” The bald guy really feared that Chief Wu meddles this matter, otherwise made that devil know, oneself can also have what means of livelihood, was elusive like their these martial arts masters, aggravated him, how dead does not know. 光头大汉真怕吴队长插手这事,要不然让那魔鬼知道了,自己还能有什么活路,像他们这些武林高手都来无影,去无踪的,惹火他,怎么死都不知道啊。 ...... …… Glorious elder brother. Never expected that you are so fierce, particularly that gives the crumb the iron rod. Too was really cool.” On the road, a Ma Lin face worship looks that the leaf glory said. “荣耀哥。没有想到你这么厉害,尤其是那一手把铁棍给捏碎。真的太酷了。”路上,马琳一脸崇拜地看着叶荣耀说道。 Yes, glorious elder brother, you are really awesome.” “是啊,荣耀哥,你太厉害了。” Little four son also face worships look that the leaf glory said. The little four sons with the leaf glory knew that had 20 years, has not thought that this leaf glory so will be fierce. 小肆儿也一脸崇拜地看着叶荣耀说道。小肆儿跟叶荣耀认识都有二十来年了,从来没有想到这个叶荣耀会这么厉害。 Was good, on strength big a point.” leaf Rongyao smiles said. “还行了,也就力气大了一点而已。”叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Glorious elder brother. Do you meet the time?” Ma Lin asked curiously. “荣耀哥。你是不是会功夫啊?”马琳好奇地问道。 Ok, these things do not ask, the weather, I did not go to drive early the electric tricycle, we should also go home.” “好了,这些事情你就不要问了,天色不早了,我去把电动三轮车开过来,我们也该回家了。” The leaf glory tears the topic to say. The leaf glory does not want to say in time topic in any case much. After all these things are not good to explain, could not explain, good that might as well did not say, making them guess. 叶荣耀扯开话题说道。反正叶荣耀不想在功夫这话题上多说。毕竟这些事情也不好解释,也解释不清,还不如不说的好,让他们自己猜好了。 Quick, the leaf glory drove the electric tricycle, puts on the vehicle the thing that today buys completely, willow Qingqing three female each people are also holding one and on their person equally big cloth dolls the electric tricycle. 很快,叶荣耀就把电动三轮车开了过来,把今天买的东西全部都放到车上,柳箐箐三女也每一个人抱着一个跟她们人一样大的布娃娃上了电动三轮车。 Immediately the compartment of entire electric tricycle was filled, mainly these three big cloth dolls took up the space, but is holding the cloth doll like this, waited for the electric tricycle to arrive, three females will not be cold, was a good matter. 顿时整个电动三轮车的车厢都被挤满了,主要还是这三个大布娃娃太占空间了,不过这样抱着布娃娃,等下电动三轮车开到的时候,三女也不会太冷,也是件不错的事情。 Little four sons, really thank you today.” The leaf glory said to the little four sons. “小肆儿,今天真的太谢你了。”叶荣耀对小肆儿说道。 Glorious elder brother, do not say, I was embarrassed, if we had known the glorious elder brother you are so fierce, I do not come up.” The little four son faces one said red. “荣耀哥,你就不要说了,我都不好意思了,早知道荣耀哥你这么厉害,我就不上去了。”小肆儿脸一红说道。 Cannot say, no matter what, this friendship, I remembered, next time will have the words of anything, looks for me.” “不能这么说,不管怎么样,这份情谊,我记下了,下次有什么事情的话,就来找我。” leaf Rongyao said. leaf Rongyao the sincerity favors the little four sons very much, thought that he is a good person. 叶荣耀说道。叶荣耀真心地很看好小肆儿,觉得他是个不错的人。 Un.” “嗯。” The little four sons nod to say. Now but the leaf glory the little four son's worship object, the little four sons is even thinking whether later to ask the glorious elder brother to study the time. 小肆儿点点头说道。现在叶荣耀可是小肆儿的崇拜对象啊,小肆儿甚至在想,以后是不是可以找荣耀哥学功夫。 Also the glorious elder brother so should not be likely fierce, a person overthrows dozens people, so long as the boundaries of oneself three and five guys, the little four sons felt competently but actually oneself were content. 也不要像荣耀哥这么厉害,一个人打倒几十号人,只要自己一个人能干倒三、五个大汉的境界,小肆儿觉得自己就知足了。 Ok, did not say that we first walk.” “好了,不说了,我们先走了。” leaf Rongyao sits in the driving position of electric tricycle, the key inserts twists, drove the electric tricycle to go home. 叶荣耀坐在电动三轮车的驾驶位上,钥匙一插一拧,就开着电动三轮车回家了。 ...... …… Today was in the December 23 and 24 over the two days, was Huaxia traditional lunar year in which the last month has 29 days, was the traditional offering sacrifice to the kitchen god day, lunar year in which the last month has 29 days also means that people preparation new year's goods, must welcome the new year arrival. 今天是腊月二十三和二十四这两天,是华夏传统的“小年”,也是传统的祭灶日,“小年”也意味着人们该准备年货了,要迎接新年的到来了。 Day also not black, in Taoyuan Village resounded the firecracker one after another, this is various to greet the new year, but sets off the firecrackers specially. 天还没有黑,桃源村里就相继响起了鞭炮声,这是各家为了迎接新年,而特意放鞭炮的。 23, offer a sacrifice to Ba Zao, the child claps haha to smile. Crosses five again, six days, the bumper year arrives. The exorcising evil spirits box, plays the walnut, drops the drop out point 0.2 artillery. Five scholars pass the exam pingpong sound, being on fire to rise to compare the day to be high.” “二十三,祭罢灶,小孩拍手哈哈笑。再过五,六天,大年就来到。辟邪盒,耍核桃,滴滴点点两声炮。五子登科乒乓响,起火升得比天高。” This is the ancient to lunar year in which the last month has 29 days scene description, expressed the people's to greeting new year being elated psychology. 这是古人对“小年”的情景描写,也表达人们对迎接新年的欢跃心理。 The leaf glory present is also bustling about, in the evening leaf glory must display one table of sumptuous dinners. 叶荣耀家现在也正忙碌,晚上叶荣耀家也要摆上一桌丰盛的晚餐。 This not leaf glory is the master chef in the kitchen now, willow Qingqing and leaf Shuting three females is overcoming the hand at the same time, tonight leaf Shuting and Ma Lin must make offerings to the kitchen god in leaf glory. 这不叶荣耀现在在厨房里当大厨,柳箐箐和叶舒婷三女在一边打下手,今天晚上叶舒婷和马琳要在叶荣耀家过小年。 Naturally continued they, in the evening the leaf glory also invited the senior village heads, five grandfathers and two daughters-in-law comes to make offerings to the kitchen god together. 当然不止她们俩了,晚上叶荣耀也请了老村长、五爷爷和二大奶奶过来一起过小年。 After completing the vegetable/dish, as the only man in home, is the household head of home, leaf glory on management today's offering sacrifice to the kitchen god. 做完菜后,作为这个家里的唯一男人,也是这个家的一家之主,叶荣耀就主持今天的祭灶了。 Actually is also very simple, before every year looked own father offers sacrifice to the kitchen god, so many years later, leaf glory to offering sacrifice to the kitchen god flow also clear. 其实也很简单,以前每年都看自己父亲祭灶的,这么多年下来,叶荣耀对祭灶的流程也清楚的很。 The ancients offer sacrifice to the kitchen god always officiate by the man, the folklore, moon is Yin, stove Monarch is Yang, therefore male does not offer a sacrifice to moon/month, the female does not offer sacrifice to the kitchen god. 古人祭灶历来由男人主祭,民间传说,月亮属阴,灶君属阳,故“男不祭月,女不祭灶”。 Offers sacrifice to the kitchen god says the evening, each family did to offer sacrifice to the kitchen god soup with the tofu, starch noodles, cabbage, kelp, end before old stove master memorial tablet. 祭灶曰晚上,家家用豆腐、粉条、白菜、海带等作成“祭灶汤”,端至老灶爷牌位前。 Then supplies to stick the sesame seed cake that or the wheat maltose makes with the sugar, was called that offers sacrifice to the kitchen god sugar, said the returning to heaven Caucasian crime because of Vesta dark, when stuck the god mouth to cause by the cakes and candies in offering sacrifice not to say. 然后再供上用糖糊或麦糖饴制成的芝麻酥,称“祭灶糖”,因“灶神晦曰归天白人罪,故于祀时以糖饼粘神口使勿言”。 Naturally many tedious steps, but this is the ancient offers sacrifice to the kitchen god, with the development of society, by the present, people offered sacrifice to the kitchen god are not so tedious, same was simplified with many ancient ceremonies. 当然还有很多繁琐的步骤,不过这都是古人祭灶,随着社会的发展,到了现在,人们祭灶就没有这么繁琐了,跟很多古老的仪式一样都被简化了。 Pastes the stove master and stove woman's portrait on the wall above the pot stove, the stove master of painting a portrait is plump and fair-complected, this image looks like with many master chefs very much, the stove master is managing the meals of the world, people his image imagination is like these master chefs, the body fat back is thick. 将灶爷和灶婆的画像贴在锅灶上方墙壁上,画像的灶爷白白胖胖的,这形象跟很多大厨很像,灶爷管着天下的伙食,人们把他的形象想象的跟那些大厨一样,体胖腰杆粗。 On the portrait also has an couplet, the horizontal tablet is household head four characters, the stove master specially manages the world kitchen to run the meals, in eating unassuageable age he was presented for the household head. 画像上面还配有一副对联,横额是“一家之主”四个字,灶爷专管人间的厨房掌管伙食,在吃食不能满足的年代里他就被奉为了一家之主。
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