ICMMWLD :: Volume #19

#1831: Joke


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Fengfeng, you may come, on you!” “凤凤,你可来了,就等你了!” Fengfeng, this is?” “凤凤,这位是?” Asked that this hand in hand, definitely was Fengfeng's boyfriend.” “还有问啊,这手牵着手,肯定是凤凤的男朋友了。” Fengfeng, too does not uphold justice, this conceals was also too deep.” “凤凤,太不仗义啊,这藏的也太深了。” Yes, leads a boyfriend to come to us not making a sound.” “就是,不声不响就给咱们带一个男朋友过来。” Long good, tall and strong powerful, was black.” “长的不错,魁梧有力,就是黑了点。” Reaches an agreement not to get married for a lifetime, this had the boyfriend, it seems like could not endure lonely.” “说好一辈子不嫁人来的,这就有男朋友了,看来是耐不住寂寞了。” ...... …… willow Xiaofeng the hand of leaf glory was just arriving at this extravagant accessory shop entrance, by one group of big beautiful women sphering, chirp keeping saying. 柳小凤拉着叶荣耀的手刚到这家奢饰品店门口,就被一群大美女给围住了,叽叽喳喳的说个没完。 Do not talk nonsense, he is not my boyfriend.” “不要瞎说,他不是我男朋友。” willow Xiaofeng quickly loosens the leaf glory hand to say. 柳小凤急忙松开叶荣耀的手说道。 Also is not the boyfriend, this pulled, but also quibbled with us.” “还不是男朋友,这手都牵上了,还跟我们狡辩啊。” Yes, is not the words of boyfriend, how to hold hands, when really we are silly!” “就是,不是男朋友的话,怎么就牵手了,真当我们傻啊!” Having the boyfriend is not the matter of humiliation, you acknowledged.” “有男朋友又不是什么丢脸的事情,你就承认了吧。” One group of young women to were saying, made the opportunity that willow Xiaofeng opens the mouth to explain continually does not have. 一群年轻女子对着说道,弄得柳小凤连开口解释的机会都没有。 Coughs!” “咳咳咳!” The leaf glory coughs intentionally several, to announce that own existence , indicating oneself must speak. 叶荣耀故意咳嗽几声,以宣布自己的存在,表示自己要说话。 Handsome fellow, is where is uncomfortable?” “帅哥,是不是哪里不舒服啊?” Was the cold?” “是不是感冒了?” The cough of leaf glory makes this group of young women notice existence of leaf glory finally. 叶荣耀的咳嗽终于让这一群年轻女子注意到叶荣耀的存在。 All right, under I introduced oneself, I called the leaf the glory, I was willow Xiaofeng the brother's daughter's husband.” “没事,我自我介绍下,我叫叶荣耀,我是柳小凤的侄女婿。” For does not make this group of beautiful women continue to misunderstand, the leaf glory has to open the mouth to explain own status. 为了不让这群美女继续误会下去,叶荣耀只好自己开口解释自己的身份。 Small phoenix, is he your brother's daughter's husband?” “小凤,他是你的侄女婿?” „, This joke will not be funny.” “不会吧,这个笑话不好笑。” Yes, we are the fierce looks, you may be unable to deceive us.” “就是,我们可是火眼金睛,你们可骗不了我们。” Appearance that you held hands a moment ago, in being in love men and women, but also wants to deceive us.” “刚才你们牵手的样子,就跟热恋中的男女,还想骗我们。” This group of beautiful women naturally do not believe the leaf glory the words. 这群美女自然不相信叶荣耀的话。 After all if brother's daughter's husband's relations, under this big crowd of people, how possibly hold hands, that...... 毕竟要是侄女婿的关系的话,这大庭广众之下,怎么可能牵手呢,那岂不是…… Thinks evilly. 想想就邪恶。 He is really my brother's daughter's husband.” “他真的是我的侄女婿。” willow Xiaofeng also quickly answered. 柳小凤也急忙解释道。 Oneself also want such a boyfriend actually, what a pity goes through life without a good opportunity! 自己倒是也很想有这样一位男朋友,可惜生不逢时啊! Brother's daughter's husband?” “侄女婿?” An eye big mature beautiful woman face suspected that looks at the leaf glory. 一位眼睛大大的成熟美女一脸怀疑地看着叶荣耀。 Brother's daughter's husband, how I listens to this name strangely!” “侄女婿,我怎么听这个称呼怪怪的啊!” Puts on the sexy beautiful woman faint smile to look that willow Xiaofeng said. 一位穿着性感的美女似笑非笑地看着柳小凤说道。 Sister Feng, you were also too evil, snatched the man with your niece unexpectedly, was too fearful, I later is to leave you!” “小凤姐,你也太邪恶了吧,竟然跟你侄女抢男人,太可怕了,我以后是不是要离你远一点啊!” A beautiful woman face of cool attire feared that looks willow Xiaofeng said. 一身清凉装的美女一脸怕怕地看着柳小凤说道。 Really is the birds of a feather flock together, the like attracts like. 真的是物以类聚,人以群分。 willow Xiaofeng the group of best friends are like her, is the big beautiful women, is white rich and beautiful of clothing name brand. 柳小凤的这一帮闺蜜都跟她一样,都是大美女,都是穿戴名牌的白富美。 Look in an entrance stand, the vision of man this passed by looks toward here, in the look is full of the intense desire. 这不,在门口一站,这路过的男人的目光都往这边看过来,眼神里充满强烈的愿望。 What a pity everyone had self-knowledge, such white rich and beautiful, was not the men can marry. 可惜大家都有自知之明,这样的白富美,可不是什么男人都能娶的起的。 You spoke irresponsibly again like this, I later did not play with you.” “你们再这样乱说,我以后不跟你们玩了。” willow Xiaofeng the face is red, some vitality/angry said. 柳小凤脸红红的,有些生气地说道。 Fengfeng was angry!” “凤凤生气了!” Fengfeng, isn't he really your brother's daughter's husband?” “凤凤,他不会真的是你的侄女婿吧?” How does your brother's daughter's husband seem like the age to be bigger than you?” “你这侄女婿怎么看起来年龄比你还大啊?” Three woman plays, these 45 women in the same place, although is the big beautiful women, makes pleasant, but this that people look chirp, making the glorious ear somewhat unable to bear. 三个女人一台戏,这四五个女人在一起,虽然都是大美女,让人看的赏心悦目的,可这叽叽喳喳,让叶荣耀耳朵都有些受不了。 He is really my brother's daughter's husband, the show heart, for in your shop the geomancy issue, I will not lead my brother's daughter's husband to come.” “他真的是我的侄女婿,秀心,要不是为了你的店里风水的问题,我才不会带我侄女婿过来呢。” willow Xiaofeng said to this group of beautiful women. 柳小凤对这帮美女说道。 „Does your brother's daughter's husband understand the technique of geomancy?” “你这侄女婿懂风水之术?” Jiang Xiuxin had doubts looked at a leaf glory, asked to willow Xiaofeng low voice. 蒋秀心疑惑地看了一眼叶荣耀,小声地对柳小凤问道。 In Jiang Xiu heart impression, these Fung Shui masters are the people over si 、 wushi years old, this glory looks also about 30 years old. 在蒋秀心印象里,那些风水师都是四、五十岁以上的人,这叶荣耀一看也就三十岁左右。 Such young, he cannot understand the geomancy. 这么年轻,他到底懂不懂风水啊。 Although oneself are very anxious, but does not want to turn to any doctor one can find when critically ill! 自己虽然很急,可也不想病急乱投医啊! Naturally, my brother's daughter's husband skill may greatly, simply be versatile.” “当然,我这侄女婿本事可大着呢,简直就是全能。” willow Xiaofeng happily said. 柳小凤得意地说道。 The skill of leaf glory, the entire Liu is proud. 叶荣耀的本事,整个柳家都觉得骄傲。 Had been acted swiftly and get there first by willow Qingqing, does not know that many outstanding beautiful women must rush to marry him. 要不是已经被柳箐箐捷足先得了,不知道有多少优秀的美女要抢着嫁给他呢。 Handsome fellow, never expected that do you have the skill?” “帅哥,没有想到你这么有本事啊?” Jiang Xiu heart sized up leaf glory up and down, the whining sound said. 蒋秀心上下打量了叶荣耀一遍,嗲声地说道。 That...... you called my name, my name was leaf Rongyao 。 “那个……你还是叫我的名字吧,我叫叶荣耀。” The leaf glory somewhat cannot endure this Jiang Xiuxin vision, introduced itself again. 叶荣耀有些吃不消这个蒋秀心的目光,再次介绍自己。 The present metropolis female is also bold enough, the beautiful woman who this wears the black one-piece dress looks at oneself look, how to describe? 现在的都市女性也够豪放的,这位穿着黑色连衣裙的美女看自己的眼神,怎么形容呢? The leaf glory always has to plant feeling that when the draft animal looks. 叶荣耀总是有种被当牲口看的感觉。 No wonder in present metropolis white rich and beautiful marries late, such carefully examining the vision of man, the common man could not really have resisted. 怪不得现在的都市里的“白富美”都结婚迟,就这样的审视的男人的目光,一般的男人还真的招架不住的。 Handsome fellow, you told me, you had what that relations with our Fengfeng!” “帅哥,你告诉我,你是不是跟我们的凤凤有什么那个关系啊!” Puts on the cool beautiful woman to look grinningly the leaf glory asked. 穿着清凉的美女笑嘻嘻地看着叶荣耀问道。 Beautiful woman, some jokes cannot open randomly, can have the matter.” “美女,有些玩笑可不能乱开哦,会出事情的。” The leaf glorious complexion sinks to say. 叶荣耀脸色一沉说道。 This joke opened also even, this endless too does not make sense. 这玩笑开一开也就算了,这没完没了就太不像话了。 No matter how said that but this willow Xiaofeng wife's paternal aunt, was equal to that own paternal aunt, this joke is not really funny. 不管怎么说,这柳小凤可是自己媳妇的姑姑,也等于是自己的姑姑,这玩笑真的一点都不好笑。 Once spreads, this baseless rumor, is very awfully! 一旦传开来,这风言风语的,可是很要命啊! Handsome fellow, vitality/angry!” “帅哥,生气了!” The cool attire beautiful woman gawked, is staring to look that the leaf glory asked. 清凉装美女愣了下,瞪着眼睛看着叶荣耀问道。 Many men run into so many beautiful women to surround him, he secretly happy, where looks like this giant not to understand at present charmingly. 很多男人遇到这么多美女环绕着他,他心里都偷乐呢,哪里像眼前这个大个子一点风趣都不懂。 You, if also plays this joke again, I walked.” “你如果还再开这种玩笑的话,我就走了。” The leaf glorious complexion did not say well. 叶荣耀脸色不好地说道。 Glory, should not be angry, my friend they cracked a joke.” “荣耀,你不要生气了,我朋友她们就是开开玩笑了。” Seeing the leaf glory was not happy, willow Xiaofeng quickly spills the leaf glory hand to say. 见叶荣耀不高兴,柳小凤急忙拉拉叶荣耀的手说道。 Own these best friends like cracking a joke, may also probably look at the object, obviously this joke cannot open randomly, oneself to having no, but the leaf glory does not like listening to such joke very much obviously. 自己这几个闺蜜喜欢开玩笑,可也要看对象啊,很明显这个玩笑可不能乱开,自己到没有什么,可叶荣耀很明显不喜欢听这样的玩笑。 Why does not know, sees appearance that the leaf glory cares about, some willow Xiaofeng acids are neat. 不知道为什么,见叶荣耀这么在意的样子,柳小凤心里还有些酸楚楚的。 Un!” “恩!” leaf Rongyao nods, no longer spoke. 叶荣耀点点头,不再说话了。 Handsome fellow, should not be angry, my name was Jiang Xiuxin, was Fengfeng's good best friend, was the major stockholder in this show heart jeweller.” “帅哥,不要生气了,我叫蒋秀心,是凤凤的好闺蜜,也是这家秀心珠宝店的大股东。” Jiang Xiuxin extends her slender white hands to with the leaf glory shake hand. 蒋秀心伸出她的纤纤玉手要跟叶荣耀握手。 Hello!” “你好!” leaf Rongyao shakes Jiang Xiuxin hand to nod. 叶荣耀握着蒋秀心的手点点头。 This Jiang Xiuxin hand is very soft, grasping to be very comfortable, the icy cold feeling of but in this transmitting makes glory frown. 这蒋秀心的手很柔软,握上去很舒服,只不过这手上传来的冰凉感让叶荣耀不由地皱起眉头。
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