ICMMWLD :: Volume #19

#1808: Toot toot spoke the joke


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Next day Sun in day rise old tall, the leaf glory goes out of the bedroom lazily. 第二天太阳在天上升的老高,叶荣耀才懒洋洋地走出卧室。 Really comfortable, in oneself family/home sleeps crisply, this getting up people were energetic the air/Qi to be happier.” “真舒服,还是自己家里睡觉爽,这起来人都精神气爽多了。” leaf Rongyao is extending the four limbs in the courtyard comfortably, the mood specially. 叶荣耀在院子里伸展着四肢,心情特别地舒爽。 Father is big lazybones!” “爸爸是个大懒虫!” Plays in the courtyard with toot toot looked the leaf glory that the monkey plays comes out from the bedroom, played the role of an ugly face to say to leaf Rongyao in a baby voice. 在院子里玩跟猴子玩耍的嘟嘟一看叶荣耀从卧室里出来,给叶荣耀扮了一个鬼脸奶声奶气地说道。 Silly unmarried girl, where had you to say your father like this, will be teased.” “傻闺女,哪里有你这样说你爹的,会被人取笑的。” leaf Rongyao looks depressed toot toot said. 叶荣耀郁闷地看着嘟嘟说道。 Mothers said that like this father is the big lazybones.” “妈妈都这样说爸爸是大懒虫。” Toot toot said righteously. 嘟嘟理直气壮地说道。 Your mother said that the father is the big lazybones, it seems like in the evening must attend class to her well!” “你妈妈说爸爸是大懒虫,看来晚上要好好给她上课了!” leaf Rongyao the eyes stare, said discontentedly. 叶荣耀眼睛一瞪,不满地说道。 Hasn't own this rested noon? How can be the big lazybones? 自己这不是还没有睡到大中午吗?怎么能算是大懒虫呢? The leaf glory somewhat refuses to accept at heart. 叶荣耀心里有些不服。 Attends class to whom?” “给谁上课啊?” willow Qingqing carries the breakfast to come out, the doubts asked. 柳箐箐端着早餐出来,疑惑地问道。 Mom, did the father say you?” “妈妈,爸爸说你呢?” Toot toot complained immediately. 嘟嘟立即告状道。 What said my?” “说我什么啊?” willow Qingqing has doubts asks. 柳箐箐疑惑地问道。 Said that attended class to you.” “说给你上课。” Toot toot said immediately. 嘟嘟立即说道。 „Does husband, attend class to me?” “老公,给我上什么课啊?” willow Qingqing has doubts looks that the leaf glory asked. 柳箐箐疑惑地看着叶荣耀问道。 That...... that does not look at your cook progressive quick, I think to teach you in the evening again several.” “那个……那个不是看你这厨艺进步的很快,我想晚上再教你几手。” leaf Rongyao makes fun said. 叶荣耀打哈哈地说道。 Why wants in the evening, at noon.” “为什么要晚上啊,中午也可以啊。” willow Qingqing said immediately. 柳箐箐立即说道。 Now willow Qingqing is somewhat infatuated with preparing food to the family member, saw each time everyone eats the food that are making with great interest, willow Qingqing feels the happiness especially, unique sense of achievement. 现在柳箐箐有些迷上了给家里人做菜,每次看到大家那么津津有味地吃着自己做的菜肴,柳箐箐特觉得幸福,特有成就感。 If wants to learn, must accompany the master to rest, the rapidness that if this wants to study, naturally wanted in the evening.” “要想学得会,就要陪师傅睡,这要想学的快,自然要晚上了。” leaf Rongyao said grinningly. 叶荣耀笑嘻嘻地说道。 Repugnant, has the breakfast quickly.” “讨厌,快吃早餐吧。” willow Qingqing white leaf glory said. 柳箐箐白了叶荣耀一眼说道。 Own this man, is more and more is not really proper. 自己这男人,真的是越来越不正经了。 Mom, what is accompanies the master to rest!” “妈妈,什么叫陪师傅睡啊!” Toot toot looks curiously willow Qingqing asked. 嘟嘟好奇地看着柳箐箐问道。 „......” “咳咳……” The leaf glory cannot endure to cough. 叶荣耀忍不出咳嗽起来。 Really from behaving badly cannot live! 真是自作孽不可活啊! How the manages before the child not to have been quiet! 咋就没有在孩子面前管住嘴呢! Looked after you, dares to speak at a venture before the child.” “看你以后还敢在孩子面前乱说话了。” willow Qingqing the face slightly said red. 柳箐箐脸微红地说道。 That my belly was hungry, had the breakfast.” “那个我肚子饿了,吃早餐了。” leaf Rongyao quickly received breakfast on willow Qingqing the hand, ate. 叶荣耀急忙接过柳箐箐手上的早餐,一个劲地吃起来了。 In the good present courtyard does not have the bystander, otherwise really lost face too. 还好现在院子里没有外人在,要不然真的太丢人了。 It seems like later has the child, cannot close to not live in the mouth. 看来以后有孩子在,可不能巴不住自己嘴。 ...... …… Finished eating the breakfast, leaf Rongyao brings toot toot to go to haven elementary school to take a stroll, this semester passed by for a month, as haven elementary school the vice-president and board chairman, the leaf glory must pass to care. 吃完早餐,叶荣耀带着嘟嘟去“桃源小学”溜达,这一个学期都过去了一个多月了,作为“桃源小学”的副校长兼董事会董事长,叶荣耀这么地也要过去关心关心。 Naturally must give the teachers pressure of school. 当然也是要给学校的老师们压力。 Some pressures were dynamic, the time are now different, the team was not good to bring, did not knock frequently sounds the alarm, the team will be lax. 有压力就有动力,现在时代不一样了,队伍不好带了,不经常敲敲警钟,队伍就会涣散了。 Stands at attention, salute!” “立正,敬礼!” leaf Rongyao brought toot toot just to get to the entrance of school, the securities of security room comes out immediately, to leaf glory good military salute. 叶荣耀带着嘟嘟刚走到学校的门口,保安室的保安们立即出来,对叶荣耀行军礼。 Good, is well dry!” “不错,好好干!” leaf Rongyao nods to say very much satisfied. 叶荣耀很满意地点点头说道。 It seems like asked this retired soldier to be the security team leader in this school, was really right, looked at the energetic air/Qi of these securities, was better than before. 看来请这退伍军人来当这学校的保安队长,真的是太对了,看这些保安的精神气,都比以前好很多。 leaf Rongyao brings toot toot to enter the school. 叶荣耀带着嘟嘟走进学校。 The present is the school hours, the school and teacher are basically attending class, the leaf glory looked at the past, was very satisfied. 现在是上课时间,学校和老师基本上都在上课,叶荣耀一路看过去,还是很满意的。 Although teacher majority of oneself this school was just the student who graduates from the normal university, but the attitude of their teaching makes approve very much glorious. 虽然自己这个学校的老师大部分都是刚刚从师范大学毕业的学生,不过她们教学的态度还是很让叶荣耀认可的。 Naturally, this must have the student who several do not attend class earnestly, this is each school unavoidable problem. 当然,这少不得还是有几个不认真上课的学生,这是每一所学校都不可避免的问题。 Looks quickly, principal in out of the window.” “快看,校长在窗外。” „It is not good, the principal came back!” “不好,校长回来了!” Do not speak, was looked to talk by the principal carefully.” “不要说话,小心被校长找去谈话。” Looked the leaf glory passes through from the window, several sit in the back row does not attend class earnestly, frightens in several students of talking in whispers immediately is carrying the sitting posture, appearance that attended a lecture earnestly. 一看叶荣耀从窗户外面走过,几个坐在后排不认真上课,在窃窃私语的几个学生立即吓得端着坐姿,一副认真听课的样子。 The leaf glorious nature watched this, smiles, the leaf glory has not said anything, passes through from the classroom window like this. 叶荣耀自然把这一幕看在眼里了,笑了笑,叶荣耀没有说什么,就这样从教室窗户边走过。 Oneself also walk from the school days, the leaf glory will not naturally request the school 100% places to attend a lecture earnestly, after all that is not possible. 自己也是从学生时代走过来的,叶荣耀自然也不会要求学校百分之百地认真听课,毕竟那是不可能的。 So long as this student understands to fear, but also knows that must attend a lecture pretentiously earnestly, the leaf glory does not demand. 只要这学生懂得怕,还知道要装模作样地认真听课,叶荣耀也不强求了。 After all delivers to the student who haven elementary school studies, before being many, is difference that other school is not willing to want lives, arrived here , was impossible all of a sudden on to become good the student. 毕竟送到“桃源小学”读书的学生,很多以前都是别的学校不愿意要的“差生”,来到这里,也不可能一下子就成好学生了。 Principal is good!” “校长好!” Water orchid Gang came out from the teacher office, result saw Principal leaf, has a scare. 水兰刚从教师办公室里出来,结果一眼就看到叶校长,不由地吓了一大跳。 More than one week have not seen this Principal leaf with great difficulty, everyone's nervousness relaxed, this fierce not Ding, this Principal leaf came back, everyone nerve tied tight. 好不容易一个星期多没有见到这叶校长,大家紧张的情绪都放松了很多,这猛不丁的,这叶校长回来了,大家都神经紧绷起来了。 Actually Principal leaf is very ominous, but is principal that does not get angry but the prestige, making one look intense. 倒不是叶校长为人很凶,而是校长那个不怒而威的,让人看着紧张。 Water Teacher orchid is good, here is also familiar with?” “水兰老师好,在这里还习惯吧?” leaf Rongyao smiles asks. 叶荣耀微笑地问道。 Un, but also is familiar with, here mountain Haoshui is good, the person is also very good, does not have big city that compact rhythm of life, I like here very much.” “嗯,还习惯,这里山好水好,人也很好,也没有大城市那种紧凑的生活节奏,我很喜欢这里。” The water nods to say orchid. 水兰点点头说道。 That is good, if there is any difficulty, looks for assistant Chen, she will help you solve.” “那就好,要是有什么困难,就去找陈助理,她会帮你解决的。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 This water orchid Keshi haven elementary school only returned person an outstanding student of good university, is one of the school live advertisements, the leaf glory naturally must express the concern. 这位水兰可是自己“桃源小学”唯一的一名海归的名牌大学的高材生,可是学校的活招牌之一,叶荣耀自然要表示关心。 Moreover this water has studied abroad orchid externally, her education style is also different from the traditional education style of Huaxia, many students like her class, the teaching have one set very much. 而且这水兰在国外留过学,她的教育风格也跟华夏的传统教育风格不一样,很多学生都喜欢她的课,教学还是很有一套的。 If here this she crosses is not familiar with, resigns, this loss is very big. 这要是她在这里过的不习惯,辞职的话,这损失很大。 Un, thanks the principal, the principal I also has the matter, first walked.” “嗯,谢谢校长,校长我还有事,先走了。” Water said. 水兰说道。 Good!” “好!” leaf Rongyao nods, brings toot toot in the principal office toward building to walk. 叶荣耀点点头,就带着嘟嘟往楼上的校长办公室走去。 As haven elementary school the principal, more than week have not come to this school to have a look, the leaf glory naturally must ask the situation in school. 作为“桃源小学”的校长,这一个星期多都没有来这学校看看,叶荣耀自然要问问学校的情况了。 Prepares several main heads of the principal's office school to call a short meeting. 准备去校长室把学校的几个主要的负责人叫过来开个短会。 ...... …… Father, toot toot quite bored!” “爸爸,嘟嘟好无聊哦!” Has sat on the sofa peacefully toot toot, looked that the father met to finish, others walked, toot toot some said with the father discontentedly. 一直安静地坐在沙发上的嘟嘟,看爸爸开会结束,其他人都走了,嘟嘟有些不满地跟爸爸说道。 Yes, is father's mistake, toot toot you punished the father to be good.” “是,是爸爸的错,嘟嘟你来惩罚爸爸好了。” leaf Rongyao sits down in toot toot the , the apology said. 叶荣耀在嘟嘟边上坐下,歉意地说道。 Oneself considered only a moment ago they meet with Chen Manshan, gave this small treasure desolately. 刚才自己只顾得跟陈曼珊她们开会,把这小宝贝给冷落了。 Un, I punish the father to speak the joke to me.” “嗯,我罚爸爸给我讲笑话。” Toot toot the small head thinks to say. 嘟嘟小脑袋想了想说道。 Good, the father toot toot spoke the joke.” “好,爸爸给嘟嘟讲笑话。” The leaf glory touches toot toot the hair to spoil said. 叶荣耀摸摸嘟嘟的头发溺爱地说道。 For toot toot told the story, the leaf glory " 1001 Nights of » this story books turned several. 为了给嘟嘟讲故事,叶荣耀可是把《一千零一夜》这本故事书都翻了好几遍。 If toot toot must listen to the story, in the leaf glorious belly has the goods. 如果嘟嘟要听故事,叶荣耀肚子里可是有货的。 But this must listen to the joke, but also really somewhat felt embarrassed the leaf glory. 可这要听笑话,还真的有些为难住了叶荣耀。 Thinks, the leaf glory remembered oneself couple days ago in the joke that on the cell phone saw, felt very funny, happen to should emergency, says to this girl. 想了想,叶荣耀想起自己自己前几天在手机上看到的笑话,感觉挺好笑的,正好应应急,给这丫头讲讲。 In the mountain, the bat fell in love with a sparrow, flies to vindicate to the sparrow. 大山里,有一只蝙蝠爱上了一只麻雀,就飞过去对麻雀表白。 However vindicating of bat has not succeeded, was given the rejection by the sparrow. 不过蝙蝠的表白没有成功,被麻雀给拒绝了。 Why, why you must reject my love!” “为什么,为什么你要拒绝我的爱!” The bat looks at the sparrow to ask intangibly. 蝙蝠不明白地看着麻雀问道。 The sparrow despises said: My mother said that the man black also even, always the men who liked going out in the evening are not the good bird!” 麻雀鄙视地说道:“我妈说了,男人长得黑也就算了,总爱晚上出去的男人都不是好鸟!” ...... …… The quick leaf glory spoke the joke. 很快叶荣耀把笑话讲完了。 Father, what vindicates?” “爸爸,什么表白啊?” Toot toot asked curiously. 嘟嘟好奇地问道。 That...... this...... the meaning of vindicating was to the person who oneself liked said that face to face liked him.” “那个……这个……表白的意思就是当面向自己喜欢的人说喜欢他。” leaf Rongyao answered. 叶荣耀解释道。 Why does not know, the leaf glory always thought that explained uses energy especially. 不知道为什么,叶荣耀总觉得解释起来特费劲。 I like the parents, am I vindicating to the parents?” “那我喜欢爸爸妈妈,我是不是在向爸爸妈妈表白啊?” Toot toot is crooked the head to look that the leaf glory asked. 嘟嘟歪着脑袋看着叶荣耀问道。 Is!” “算是吧!” Some leaf glory headaches said. 叶荣耀有些头疼地说道。 Father, your joke is not funny.” “爸爸,你这笑话一点都不好笑。” Toot toot did not say satisfied. 嘟嘟不满意地说道。 Isn't funny?” “不好笑?” leaf Rongyao gawked, but quick understood, this Sir and child smiled to be different. 叶荣耀愣了下,不过很快就明白过来了,这大人和小孩子的笑点是不一样的。 Although this joke is very funny regarding the Sir, may regarding vindicating be what meaning not clear child, is not truly funny. 虽然这个笑话对于大人来说很好笑,可对于连表白是什么意思都不明白的小孩子来说,确实一点都不好笑。 That what to do?” “那怎么办啊?” In leaf Rongyao the belly also really has no joke that the suitable child to listen. 叶荣耀肚子里还真没有什么适合小孩子听的笑话。 Actually colored section seed leaf glory knows much, but these cannot say absolutely to the child listen. 倒是有色的段子叶荣耀知道不少,可那些绝对不能讲给孩子听。 Un, I want...... me to eat the red-roast spareribs.” “嗯,我要……我要吃红烧排骨。” Toot toot thinks, immediately said excitedly. 嘟嘟想了想,立即兴奋地说道。 Good, we go home now, the father makes the red-roast spareribs to you at noon.” “好,咱们现在就回家,爸爸中午就给你做红烧排骨。” The leaf glory nods saying that over half a month had not gone to the kitchen, some leaf glory also heart movements. 叶荣耀点点头说,都大半个月没有下过厨房了,叶荣耀也有些心动了。 ...... …… „Did brother-in-law go to the kitchen?” “姐夫去厨房了?” The willow tree one hear of brothers-in-law goes to the kitchen to make the food, immediately is excited. 柳兮兮一听姐夫去厨房做菜肴,立即兴奋起来。 A point that ten woman nine greed, this saying it seems like said right. 十个女人九个馋,这话看来说的一点都没错。 Un, the father complies toot toot, toot toot makes the delicious red-roast spareribs.” “嗯,爸爸答应嘟嘟,给嘟嘟做好吃的红烧排骨。” Toot toot happily said. 嘟嘟得意地说道。 Right that toot toot you make, should direct your father to prepare food.” “嘟嘟你做的对,就应该使唤你爸爸做菜。” The willow tree to small toot toot raises up the big mother and child to say. 柳兮兮对小嘟嘟竖起大母子说道。 In this family/home, oneself brother-in-law's cook is best, done food that delicacy, thinks that can let the stream of people saliva. 在这家里,自己姐夫的厨艺是最好的,做的菜肴那个美味,想想就能让人流口水。 Only pitifully, oneself brother-in-law lazy very much, usually wants him to go to the kitchen to do delicious, is very difficult. 只可惜,自己姐夫懒的很,平时想要他下厨做好吃的,很难。 However in family/home little princess toot toot can direct his. 不过家里的“小公主”嘟嘟可是能使唤他的。 Elder sister, I goes to the kitchen inspector general, cannot make the brother-in-law be loaf, did to stick the red-roast spareribs.” “姐,我去厨房监督,可不能让姐夫偷懒了,把红烧排骨做糊了。” The willow tree said the sound, runs toward the kitchen position. 柳兮兮说了声,就往厨房位置跑去。 This obviously was greedy, hit the name of supervision to get money. 这明显是嘴馋了,打着监督的名去打秋风了。
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