ICMMWLD :: Volume #18

#1710: The urine escapes


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Hehe, it seems like my family Qianqian grew up, this joke opens seriously.” “呵呵,看来我家茜茜长大了,这玩笑都开不得了。” Sister Jiang smiles said. 姜大姐笑笑地说道。 Mother, where has you to crack a joke like this.” “妈,哪里有你这样开玩笑的。” Jiang Qianqian said depressed. 姜茜茜郁闷地说道。 This Uncle leaf looks on greatly young, oneself mother also wants to be married this Uncle leaf by oneself. 这位叶大叔一看就比自己大十几岁,自己老妈还想让自己嫁给这叶大叔。 Simply absurd! 简直岂有此理! Own this where is the biological daughter should have the treatment! 自己这哪里是亲生女儿该有得待遇啊! Is she my stepmother is inadequate? 难道她是我后妈不成? Jiang Qianqian prepares to ask in the evening own father. 姜茜茜准备晚上问问自己老爸。 On your girl such appearance, wants to marry your Uncle Ye, your Uncle Ye is also not necessarily have a liking for you.” “就你这丫头这样长相,想嫁给你叶叔叔,你叶叔叔还未必能看上你呢。” Sister Jiang white a daughter said. 姜大姐白了一眼自己女儿说道。 Uncle Ye, right?” “叶叔叔,是吗?” Jiang Qianqian does not believe own such youth invincible beautiful young girl, this Uncle leaf will unable to have a liking for herself. 姜茜茜可不相信自己这么青春无敌美少女,这位叶大叔会看不上自己。 That my family lacks the maidservant who serves tea to supply water, if you want, to can also accept reluctantly.” “那个我家缺个端茶送水的丫鬟,你要是愿意的话,到也能勉强接受。” leaf Rongyao said jokingly. 叶荣耀开玩笑地说道。 Repugnant, did not tell you, mother, I played.” “讨厌,不跟你们说了,妈,我去玩了。” After Jiang Qianqian white a leaf glory, said to her mother. 姜茜茜白了一眼叶荣耀后,对她母亲说道。 Goes!” “去吧!” Sister Jiang nods to say. 姜大姐点点头说道。 The present is the National Day vacation, this many people did not go to outside area to travel, was treats has a long lazy sleep at home, this breakfast booth also had no business, did not need this daughter to help here. 现在是国庆假期,这很多人不是去外地旅游了,就是待在家里睡懒觉,这早餐摊也没有什么生意,也不需要自己这女儿在这里帮忙。 This adopted daughter compared with raising the son is free from worry, this morning can also come the help, this son is not good, really worries.” “这养女儿比养儿子省心,这早上的还能过来帮忙,这儿子就不行了,真是操碎了心啊。” Sister Jiang said to the leaf glory sigh with emotion. 姜大姐感慨地对叶荣耀说道。 This different, this daughter must marry, is others family/home, this son is different, takes a wife to go home, can open to disperse leaf to come.” “这不一样的,这女儿是要嫁出去的,算是别人家的,这儿子就不一样,娶个媳妇回家,能开枝散叶来的。” Uncle Zhao said. 赵大爷说道。 This was what time, your old thing also regarded men as superior to women!” “这都是什么时代了,你这老东西还重男轻女啊!” As soon as Aunt stretch/open listens to this saying, immediately said morosely. 张大妈一听这话,立即不高兴地说道。 Where I spoke incorrectly, how without the son to bloom a loose leaf.” “我哪里说错了,没有儿子怎么开枝散叶。” Yes, is the son is important.” “就是,还是儿子重要。” „Can my fart, without our women, your men bloom a loose leaf?” “我屁,没有我们女人,你们男人能开枝散叶吗?” Yes, now what time, looks down upon our women unexpectedly.” “就是,现在都什么时代了,竟然看不起我们女人。” Does not know that now the woman does hold half the sky?” “不知道现在女人顶半边天吗?” ...... …… Originally is fortunately good, may talk about the matter that regards men as superior to women, in this stall these idled bored uncle aunt to start to quarrel. 本来还好好的,可一谈到重男轻女的事情,这摊位上这些闲得无聊的老大爷老大妈就开始争吵起来了。 leaf Rongyao looks that the situation is not right, quickly 2-3 the steamed dumpling on table gave to finish eating, preparing to hurry to leave this is the non- place. 叶荣耀看着情形不对,急忙把桌上的小笼包2-3给吃完,准备赶紧离开这是非之地。 However leaf glory slow one step, this did not hold on by Aunt stretch/open, making him figure out. 不过叶荣耀还是慢了一步,这不被张大妈拉住,让他评理来了。 Person who small leaf, you are in our alley most have the skill, you said, this man is important, is the woman is important.” “小叶,你是咱们胡同里最有本事的人,你说说,这男人重要,还是女人重要。” Aunt stretch/open asked to the leaf glory. 张大妈向叶荣耀问道。 This......” “这个……” leaf Rongyao saw Aunt stretch/open they, had to see Uncle Zhao they. 叶荣耀看了张大妈她们,有看了看赵大爷他们。 This two sides cannot offend. 这两边都不能得罪啊。 Aiya, I must go conveniently, everyone and others my.” “哎呀,我要去方便,大家等我一下。” leaf Rongyao is saying, hurried to run toward the central courtyard, this group of old man old women could not offend, the thirty six strategies walked for on count. 叶荣耀说着,就赶紧往四合院里跑了,这帮老头老太太都得罪不起,三十六计走为上计。 The leaf glory naturally hurried to flash the person. 叶荣耀自然赶紧闪人了。 ...... …… Husband, how?” “老公,怎么了?” Sees the leaf glory somewhat distressed appearance to run in the courtyard, willow Qingqing has doubts asks. 见叶荣耀有些狼狈的样子跑进院子,柳箐箐疑惑地问道。 It‘s nothing, met one of the world most difficult reply issues.” “没什么,遇上天下最难回答的问题之一了。” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。 What issue?” “什么问题啊?” willow Qingqing asked curiously. 柳箐箐好奇地问道。 leaf Rongyao said to willow Qingqing the matter. 叶荣耀把事情跟柳箐箐说了一遍。 Hehe, husband, but also really felt embarrassed you.” “呵呵呵,老公,还真的为难你了。” willow Qingqing smiles said. 柳箐箐不由地笑笑地说道。 Toot toot, what are you looking at?” “嘟嘟,你在看什么啊?” leaf Rongyao took a chair to sit in toot toot nearby asking. 叶荣耀拿了张椅子坐在嘟嘟边上的问道。 Father, toot toot is looking at the story of Snow White.” “爸爸,嘟嘟在看白雪公主的故事。” Toot toot with writing books said to the leaf glory. 嘟嘟拿着书对叶荣耀说道。 This toot toot to this story of Snow White, was really fascinated. 这嘟嘟对这白雪公主的故事,真的是太入迷了。 This makes glory be somewhat worried, after is, must ask a prince to be the husband to her. 这让叶荣耀有些担心,是不是以后还得给她找一个王子做老公。 But also some difficulties! 还可是有些难度啊! Toot toot, told this story of Snow White to the father , the father has not listened to the story of Snow White.” “嘟嘟,给爸爸讲这白雪公主的故事好不,爸爸可没有听过白雪公主的故事。” The leaf glory said brazenly. 叶荣耀厚着脸皮说道。 Frequently toot toot spoke the leaf glory of this Snow White story, actually said oneself have not listened to the Snow White story, letting willow Qingqing rolled the eyes. 经常给嘟嘟讲这白雪公主故事的叶荣耀,竟然说自己没有听过白雪公主故事,把让柳箐箐不由地翻白眼。 Un, the father is really pitiful, has not listened to the story of Snow White.” “嗯,爸爸真可怜,都没有听过白雪公主的故事。” Toot toot nods, somewhat looks that pitifully the leaf glory said. 嘟嘟点点头,有些可怜地看着叶荣耀说道。 Therefore toot toot tells this story of Snow White to the father!” “所以嘟嘟给爸爸讲讲这白雪公主的故事啊!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 With the child in the same place, the leaf glory likes also regarding a child oneself. 跟孩子在一起,叶荣耀喜欢把自己也当成一个孩子。 Good! Toot toot told the story of Snow White to the father, big in the winter, under the space very big white snow, an attractive queen sat near a leaf of window in royal palace very much......” “好!嘟嘟给爸爸讲白雪公主的故事,大冬天,天上下很大很大的白雪,一个漂亮的王后坐在王宫里的一扇窗子边……” ...... …… A morning leaf glory is accompanying the daughter and child passed in the courtyard. 一个上午叶荣耀就陪着女儿和孩子在院子里度过。 Brother-in-law, I came back.” “姐夫,我回来了。” Just finished eating the lunch, the leaf glory sits on the chair narrows the eye to prepare to take a nap, a delightful girl's voice conveyed. 刚刚吃完中午饭,叶荣耀坐在靠椅上眯着眼睛准备午睡一下,一个悦耳的女孩子的声音传来。 The leaf glory does not need to open the eye, knows this is that sister-in-law willow tree sound. 叶荣耀都不用睁开眼睛,就知道这是自己那个小姨子柳兮兮的声音。 This girl was very early in the morning goes out to meet her good friend, this little while came back finally. 这丫头早上很早就出去会她的好友了,这会儿终于回来了。 Qinger, I told you, he was my fierce incomparable brother-in-law, charming!” “晴儿,我告诉你,他就是我那位厉害无比的姐夫,帅气吧!” The willow tree points by is narrowing the leaf glory of eye on the chair, said to a 15 and six -year-old girl. 柳兮兮指着靠在靠椅上眯着眼睛的叶荣耀,对身边的一个十五、六岁的女孩子说道。 Graceful!” “帅!” Li Qinger nods to say. 李晴儿点点头说道。 Regarding her such girl of age, worships the hero specially. 对于她这样的年龄的女孩子来说,特别崇拜英雄。 Especially the willow tree told the story about leaf glory to Li Qinger. 尤其是柳兮兮给李晴儿说了很多关于叶荣耀的故事。 What in the endless sea, oneself brother-in-law fights the shark bravely, subdues the big blue whale, how on betting the ship to kill the four directions greatly...... and so on stories of legend. 什么在茫茫无际的大海里,自己姐夫勇斗鲨鱼,收服大蓝鲸,在赌船上如何地大杀四方……等等传奇的故事。 In addition willow tree eloquence specially good, making Li Qinger this girl also worship the leaf glory specially, to leaf glory also specially curious. 加上柳兮兮的口才特别地好,让李晴儿这丫头也特别地崇拜叶荣耀,对叶荣耀也特别地好奇。 Therefore one hear of willow trees said that his brother-in-law in Capital City, Li Qinger shouted to see idol in the heart. 所以一听柳兮兮说他姐夫就在京城,李晴儿就嚷着要来见见自己心中的偶像。 Therefore the willow tree leads Li Qinger to arrive at this. 于是柳兮兮就带李晴儿到这样。 I told you, he was my brother-in-law, you cannot have the idea to my brother-in-law, even if there is an idea, still can only hide at heart.” “我告诉你,他可是我姐夫,你可不能对我姐夫有想法,就算是有想法,也只能藏在心里。” The willow tree said to Li Qinger seriously. 柳兮兮对李晴儿郑重地说道。 Why can only hide at heart?” “为什么只能藏在心里啊?” Li Qinger somewhat asked puzzled. 李晴儿有些不解地问道。 Because he is my brother-in-law!” “因为他是我姐夫啊!” The willow tree said naturally. 柳兮兮理所当然地说道。 „The posture that your brother-in-law sleeps is also quite charming.” “兮兮,你姐夫睡觉的姿势也好帅气哦。” That natural, when my brother-in-law leads, even if the urination, that also urinates against the wind three zhang (3.33 m), is charming.” “那当然,我姐夫什么时候都帅,哪怕是小便,那也是迎风尿三丈,多帅气啊。” Is so fierce!” “这么厉害!” That natural, I personally see, mistake!” “那当然,我可是亲眼所见,还有错!” „...... You also personally see......” “兮兮……你还亲眼所见……” Li Qinger looks surprised the willow tree asked shocking. 李晴儿吃惊地看着柳兮兮震惊地问道。 That natural, I told you......” “那当然,我告诉你……” „......” “咳咳……” leaf Rongyao could not listen, quickly coughed several, the reminder willow tree with her schoolmate, oneself this was must awake. 叶荣耀听不下去了,急忙咳嗽几声,提醒柳兮兮和她的同学,自己这是要醒了。 leaf Rongyao did not have the means to pretend to be sleeping to get down again, otherwise who knows that this willow tree the mouth will also say the words that anything was prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements! 叶荣耀没有办法再装睡下去了,不然谁知道这柳兮兮嘴里还会冒出什么语不惊人死不休的话啊! leaf Rongyao the heart is not good, does not dare to take risk! 叶荣耀心脏不好,可不敢冒那个险! Brother-in-law, you awoke, I give you under the introduction, this is my schoolmate Li Qinger, she may worship you, I lead her to see you.” “姐夫,你醒了,我给你介绍下,这是我的同学李晴儿,她可崇拜你了,我就带她来见你。” The willow tree is pointing at her girl with a leaf glory introduced. 柳兮兮指着她身边的女孩子跟叶荣耀介绍道。 Un, hello/you good!” “嗯,你好!” The leaf glory nods to say to Li Qinger. 叶荣耀对李晴儿点点头说道。 This Li Qinger pure white strapless long skirt, the beautiful collar bone is partly visible, the dress material of skirt is white as if transparently, slightly the reflection, like the angel wing, actually does not expose. 这个李晴儿一袭纯白色的露肩长裙,美丽的锁骨若隐若现,裙子的衣料白得仿佛透明,微微反光,就象天使的翅膀,却一点也不暴露。 The skirt-width of skirt is arc from low to high, graceful slightly gets up, reveals young girl that pair like the jade pure white slender beautiful leg, the diamond of skirt slowest twinkle star, just like the innumerable beautiful morning dews. 裙子的下摆是由低到高的弧线,优雅的微蓬起来,露出少女那双如玉般洁白修长的美腿,裙角最慢星星点点的钻石,恍如无数美丽的晨露。 A seaweed thick long hair, the curl, the eye like the sea water, the skin is very slightly white, is the ivory, the whole person seems like a beautiful little elf. 一头海藻般浓密的长发,微微卷曲,眼睛象海水一样,皮肤很白,是象牙色,整个人看起来就像一个美丽的小精灵。 With the willow tree stands, just like two small Fairy Return to Earth worlds. 跟柳兮兮站在一起,宛如两个小仙女下凡人间。 Let glory look to stare. 让叶荣耀不由地看愣了。 Brother-in-law, attention image, image.” “姐夫,注意形象,形象。” The willow tree sees the brother-in-law to stare at Li Qinger to look, immediately said discontentedly. 柳兮兮见自己姐夫盯着李晴儿看,立即不满地说道。 If we had known leads Li Qinger to the brother-in-law family/home, will rob the vision that the brother-in-law gazes , the willow tree does not lead her to come to the brother-in-law home. 早知道带李晴儿到姐夫家里来,会抢走姐夫注视的目光,柳兮兮就不带她来姐夫家了。 Leaf glory that depressed, oneself this is looks at this Li Qinger with the vision of appreciation, looked that by oneself this sister-in-law saying was made oneself seem like the pig elder brother to resemble. 叶荣耀那个郁闷啊,自己这是用欣赏的目光看这李晴儿的,看被自己这个小姨子这话弄得自己好像是猪哥似的。 Now some do not dare to treat in the courtyard, and Li Qinger said the sound to the willow tree, hurried to leave this central courtyard. 现在都有些不敢在院子里待了,对柳兮兮和李晴儿说了声,就赶紧离开这四合院了。 Your brother-in-law frightened off by you!” “你姐夫被你吓走了!” Li Qinger said to the willow tree. 李晴儿对柳兮兮说道。 I do not have, definitely he does not like you, is not willing to speak to you.” “我才没有呢,肯定他是不喜欢你,才不愿意跟你多说话。” The willow tree said immediately. 柳兮兮立即说道。 How possibly, my long is so attractive!” “怎么可能呢,我长的这么漂亮!” Li Qinger said. 李晴儿说道。 „Do you have me to be attractive?” “你有我漂亮吗?” The willow tree said immediately discontentedly. 柳兮兮顿时不满地说道。 I am more attractive than you.” “我就比你漂亮。” Li Qinger definitely said immediately. 李晴儿立即肯定地说道。 Has to say the present girl, does not understand comes modestly. 不得不说现在的女孩子,一点都不懂的谦虚来的。 The beforehand girl is very even pretty, said embarrassed oneself are attractive. 以前的女孩子就算很漂亮,都不好意思说自己漂亮。 Even if others boasts she is attractive, she will say modestly: Where, where!” 哪怕别人夸她漂亮,她都会谦虚地说道:“哪里,哪里啊!” Naturally this spoke this saying to the people, the words that does not understand the foreigner who Huaxia language essence speaks with these, he also thinks that you asked his which position is attractive. 当然这得跟国人说这话,跟那些不懂华夏语言精髓的老外说的话,他还以为你问他哪个位置好看呢。 The leaf glory goes out of the central courtyard, does not have the destination to stroll in the alley. 叶荣耀走出四合院,毫无目的地在胡同里闲逛。 Small leaf, takes a walk!” “小叶,散步啊!” Un, this food latter hundred steps walk, lives 99!” “嗯,这饭后百步走,活到九十九啊!” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 Small leaf, your was the old almanac, now the health Grandmaster said that this food latter hundred steps walked does not have the advantage harmfully, finished eating the food to rest for a half hour to walk, was best.” “小叶,你那是老黄历了,现在养生大师说了,这饭后百步走有害无利,吃完饭休息半个小时走路,才是最好。” An old neighbor said to the leaf glory. 一位老街坊对叶荣耀说道。 My this rested for a half hour, came out to take a walk.” “我这都休息半个多小时了,才出来散步的。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 By the sister-in-law and Li Qinger quarrelling, the leaf glory was disinclined to take a walk. 要不是被小姨子和李晴儿给吵了,叶荣耀才懒得出来散步。 The person in this alley is very warm, some people greeted with the leaf glory all the way unceasingly, wait to go out of this alley, this was stops. 这胡同里的人都很热情,一路上不断有人跟叶荣耀打招呼,等走出这个胡同,这才算是消停。 Idles, the leaf glory sees not far away to have a chess club, is seemingly antique. 一路闲走,叶荣耀看到不远处有一个棋社,看起来古色古香的。 Is idling somewhat bored leaf glory, walks toward this chess club. 闲着有些无聊的叶荣耀,就往这个棋社走去。 First such special chess club, is in the metropolis has, where has such special chess club in the rural area, the chess room has many actually, but basically does not play chess. 先这样的专门的棋社,也就是大都市里有,在农村里哪里有这么专门的棋社啊,棋牌室倒是有不少,可基本上不是下棋的。
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