ICMMWLD :: Volume #15

#1457: Unkind parrot


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Fool, fool, one group of crying fouls!” “笨蛋,笨蛋,一群大笨蛋!” Sees no one to discover oneself are speaking, the parrot makes the sound again. 见没有人发现自己在说话,鹦鹉再次发出声音。 Everyone gawked, looks following the sound origin, this, everyone discovered master who sound, is one stands the parrot unexpectedly on tree. 大家愣了下,顺着声音来源看去,这回,大家都发现声音的主人,竟然是一只站在树上的鹦鹉。 Grasps the grass, unexpectedly by a bird ridicule!” “握草,竟然被一只鸟嘲笑!” At this time the rhythm under desk lamp also discovered taunted a moment ago own unexpectedly is a parrot, immediately the complexion became flushed, said depressed. 这时候台灯下的节奏也发现刚才嘲讽自己的竟然是一只鹦鹉,顿时脸色涨红,郁闷地说道。 Oneself cannot haggle over with a bird! 自己总不能跟一只鸟儿计较吧! This parrot really quite attractive, is quite lovable!” “这只鹦鹉真的好漂亮,好可爱啊!” Two valuable angel eye illumination look that the parrot on tree said. 二宝天使眼睛发光地看着树上的鹦鹉说道。 This parrot is very attractive, the pair of pitch-black shining eyes, by the eyelid have the pattern , the neck is very in vain short, the chest is the pure red, the back can straighten up straight. 这只鹦鹉真的很好看,有一对乌黑发亮的眼睛,眼皮旁边还带着花纹,白白的,脖子很短,胸部为纯红色,背挺得直直的。 The color on its wing was colorful, is attractive! Started, orange, yellow, green, blue and like wearing five colored clothing from the beginning red, the end was tall and slender. 它翅膀上的颜色色彩斑斓,漂亮极了!从头开始红、橙、黄、绿、蓝、就像穿上了一件五彩衣,尾部细长。 What is lovable, simply repugnant awfully!” “什么可爱啊,简直讨厌的要命!” The rhythm under desk lamp said depressed. 台灯下的节奏郁闷地说道。 Any broken bird, will actually also tease the person. 什么破鸟啊,竟然还会取笑人。 Currently the rhythm under desk lamp has this parrot cooked heart that eats the meat. 现在台灯下的节奏都有把这只鹦鹉炖了吃肉的心了。 You are repugnant, a grown man was also bullied by a hen, loses face, if I you, have looked for a hole, oneself burying.” “你才讨厌呢,一个大男人还被一只母鸡欺负,丢不丢人啊,我要是你,早就找一个洞,把自己给埋了。” The parrot counter-attacks to say immediately. 鹦鹉立即反击道。 Ha!” “哈哈哈!” Hehe!” “呵呵呵!” Hears the words of parrot, everyone laughs. 听到鹦鹉的话,大家都大笑起来。 This parrot was also too intelligent!” “这鹦鹉也太聪明了吧!” This words do not seem like teach, is it pondered that said.” “这个话不像是教的,是它自己思考说出来的。” Was too mysterious!” “太神奇了!” Immediately everyone is similar to discovery new continent to result, stares at the parrot on tree to say. 顿时大家如同发现新大陆似得,盯着树上的鹦鹉说道。 Such intelligently intelligence parrot, but also the first time had really seen. 这么聪明又灵性的鹦鹉,还真的是第一次见到过啊。 Bastard!” “混蛋!” This parrot was really exasperating, becoming angry out of shame the rhythm under desk lamp ran up to near the tree, seized the tree trunk with the hand, then strove to swing fiercely several. 这只鹦鹉实在是太气人了,恼羞成怒的台灯下的节奏跑到树边,用手掐住树身,然后猛出力摇几下。 Makes an effort, makes an effort again!” “用力啊,再用力啊!” How to eat meal?” “怎么没吃饭吗?” „Is not good!” “是不是不行了!” Sexual impotence?” “阳痿了吗?” ...... …… The parrot is treating that willow tree, the tree trunk has 20 centimeters thickness, the rhythm under this desk lamp, used the strength of nursing, besides slight rocking, actually could not do to this willow tree. 鹦鹉待着的那可柳树,树干都有二十厘米粗,这台灯下的节奏,就是把吃奶的力都用上了,除了轻微的晃动外,却也奈何不了这柳树。 Also was stood the parrot unceasingly on tree ridiculed, air/Qi the rhythm face of under desk lamp was green. 还不断地被站在树上的鹦鹉嘲笑,气的台灯下的节奏脸都绿了。 This man was not talked into good, this simply with killing him had not distinguished. 这男人被说成不行,这简直就跟杀了他没有区别。 Let alone was despised the taunt by a bird, now the rhythm under desk lamp, wishes one could this hateful parrot hair Baguang, cooks to eat its meat. 更何况是被一只鸟鄙视嘲讽,现在台灯下的节奏,恨不得把这只可恶的鹦鹉毛拔光,炖起来吃它的肉。 Oh, this parrot was too great, unexpectedly can handle skillfully the words.” “天哪,这鹦鹉太了不起了,居然能将话语运用自如。” The dream flies upwards a face to say shocking. 梦飞扬一脸震惊地说道。 Therefore , do not offend this bird, otherwise has you to receive.” “所以说,千万不要得罪这只鸟,不然就有你受的。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 This parrot, in own courtyard, existence that but abuses power, besides the blade edge, other animals in this courtyard cannot do. 这只鹦鹉,在自己院子里,可是作威作福的存在,除了刀锋外,这院子里的其它动物都奈何不了它。 In addition and asks for willow Qingqing the favor, even/including leaf the glory words, sometimes it dares not to listen. 加上又讨柳箐箐的欢心,连叶荣耀的话,它有时候都敢不听。 Recluse, this hateful parrot is not your family/home will raise?” “隐士,这只可恶的鹦鹉不会是你家养的吧?” At this time, the rhythm under desk lamp also understands, oneself cannot stupidly swing the tree trunk again like this, such could not do to this parrot. 这时候,台灯下的节奏也明白,自己不能再这样傻傻地摇树干了,那样奈何不了这只鹦鹉。 Thinks that this parrot in leaf glory courtyard, the rhythm under desk lamp thought that this hateful parrot cannot cut off the relations with the leaf glory. 想到这只鹦鹉在叶荣耀的院子里,台灯下的节奏觉得这只可恶的鹦鹉跟叶荣耀脱不了关系。 Cherry cherry do not be noisy!” “樱樱不要闹了!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Looks at the bird of rhythm under this desk lamp angrily, the leaf glory that makes shakes the head. 看这台灯下的节奏被一只鸟弄的气鼓鼓的,叶荣耀不由地摇摇头。 This parrot is the person comes insanely, but also really cannot bicker with it, otherwise can be wild with rage you. 这只鹦鹉就是人来疯,还真的不能跟它斗嘴,不然能气疯你。 Does not play!” “不玩了!” Saw the master to speak, the cherry cherry knows that cannot bully this interesting person again, elsewhere has to fly plays. 见自家主人发话了,樱樱知道不能再欺负这个有趣的人,只好飞到别处玩了。 „Does the bird that recluse, your family/home raises go against heaven's will?” “隐士,你家养的鸟儿都这么逆天?” Two valuable angels look that the leaf glory asked. 二宝天使看着叶荣耀问道。 In this courtyard, oneself saw too the mysterious animal, compared with the tiger also big wild boar, a person of high big vulture , what that was? 在这大院子里,自己看到太多神奇的动物了,比老虎还大的野猪,一人高的大雕,还有,那个是什么? Two valuable angels somewhat look at oneself front panic-stricken. 二宝天使有些惊恐地看着自己的前方。 „Is that really the big bai'e?” “那真的是大白鹅吗?” Others also noticed a front giant bai'e, a big bai'e of adult height, really saw what one never saw before, hears something never heard of before. 其他人也注意到了前方一只巨大的白鹅,一个成年人身高的大白鹅,真的是见所未见,闻所未闻啊。 That is our domestic big bai'es, does not know how to grow into is so big.” “那是我们家养的大白鹅,也不知道怎么地就长成这么大了。” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 After all cannot tell anybody, this big bai'e is because drank plant high-quality nourishing cream to grow into this. 毕竟不能告诉任何人,这只大白鹅是因为喝了“植物高级营养液”才长成这样的。 Was too mysterious, can I make a picture with it?” “太神奇了,我可以跟它拍一张照片吗?” Two valuable angel two brave the light to ask. 二宝天使两眼冒光地问道。 Sure, the White Dragon, comes!” “当然可以,白龙,过来!” The leaf glory shouts to big bai'e White Dragon. 叶荣耀对大白鹅白龙喊道。 Also does not know drank plant high-quality nourishing cream reason, this big bai'e specially intelligent, basically can understand the meaning of logical expression. 也不知道是不是喝了“植物高级营养液”的缘故,这大白鹅特别地聪明,基本上都能听懂人话的意思。 Was too mysterious, can this big bai'e understand the words that we spoke?” “太神奇了,这大白鹅能听懂我们说的话?” Fu Xiaochen said surprised. 傅啸尘吃惊地说道。 The animal of this glory is so how intelligent, can understand the person to speak unexpectedly. 这叶荣耀家的动物怎么都这么聪明,竟然都能听懂人说话。 It can understand our words, therefore you want many boasts it, it one happy, perhaps was also carried you to swim one in this lake.” “它能听懂我们的话了,所以你们要多多夸它,它一高兴,说不定还被背着你们在这湖里游一圈呢。” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 Really, can I also ride this big bai'e?” “真的,我还能骑这只大白鹅?” Two valuable angel eyes one asked brightly. 二宝天使眼睛一亮问道。 If really can, too be so good, when the time comes rides itself the big bai'e roaming lake picture to send to WeChat, will definitely envy dead many good friends. 要是真的可以那样的话,就太好了,到时候把自己骑大白鹅游湖的照片发到微信上的话,肯定会羡慕死好多好友的。 Naturally, this looked at your skills!” “当然,这就看你们的本事了!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Dream dream, comes!” “梦梦,过来!” The leaf glory to several villages with the small dream dream that plays shouts in bear baby of not far away. 叶荣耀对在不远处跟几个村里熊娃子玩耍的小梦梦喊道。 Uncle, did you call me?” “叔叔,你叫我?” The youngest sister slightly runs over, looks that the leaf glory asked. 小妹妹小跑过来,看着叶荣耀问道。 Dream dream, you lead these brothers and big sister to walk in the courtyard.” “梦梦,你带这些大哥哥、大姐姐在院子走走。” The leaf glory said to the small dream dream. 叶荣耀对小梦梦说道。 After all the animal in oneself this courtyard recognizes people, if the stranger bursts in the courtyard, will definitely encounter in the institute the attack of animal. 毕竟自己这院子里的动物认人,要是陌生人在院子里乱闯的话,肯定会遭到院里动物的攻击。 Has the small dream dream, did not have this worry. 有小梦梦在,就没有这个担心了。 Why we became the Big Brother and big sister, this rank is not right!” “凭什么我们就成了大哥哥、大姐姐了,这辈分不对啊!” Rhythm some under desk lamp said discontentedly. 台灯下的节奏有些不满地说道。 This small dream dream was called Uncle leaf Rongyao, this called itself these people Elder Brother and big sister, this glory was is not obviously taking the advantages of oneself these people. 这小梦梦叫叶荣耀叔叔,这叫自己这些人大哥哥、大姐姐,这叶荣耀不是明显是在占自己这些人的便宜。 Hehe, ok, I went to prepare the dinner to you, you strolled slowly.” “呵呵呵,好了,我去给你们准备晚餐,你们慢慢逛。” leaf Rongyao said the sound, walks toward the courtyard, for a long time has not gone to the kitchen to make the feast, the leaf glory prepares to two valuable angels they shows one's skill. 叶荣耀说了声,就往院子里走,好久没有下厨做大餐了,叶荣耀准备给二宝天使他们露一手。 ...... …… Good sumptuous dinner!” “好丰盛的晚餐啊!” Is the color fragrance is really complete, I look at the running water!” “真的是色香味俱全,我看着都流水了!” Recluse, is really this food that you make?” “隐士,这真是你做的菜肴?” Two valuable angel some suspicions asked. 二宝天使有些怀疑地问道。 Such a table makes one look on the mouth-watering color fragrance feast, is not the cook excellent specialized chef cannot do. 要知道,这么一桌让人看着就流口水的色香味大餐,不是厨艺高超的专业厨师是做不出来的。 This is the food that my husband makes, you have the luck of having good things to eat, can eat the food that my husband made, my husband has not gone to the kitchen to make the feast for a long time!” “这是我老公做的菜肴,你们算是有口福了,能吃到我老公做的菜肴,我老公可是好久没有下厨做过大餐了!” willow Qingqing said. 柳箐箐说道。 It seems like today the husband is happy, goes to the kitchen to be the master chef. 看来今天自己老公心情不错,都下厨做大厨了。 Everyone sits down, should not be polite.” “大家都坐下吧,不要客气。” leaf Rongyao greeted everyone to sit down. 叶荣耀招呼大家坐下。 The food that leaf Rongyao makes today, according to today family/home the region tastes of several people, leaf Rongyao made the Sichuan cuisine water to boil the cabbage and gongbao chicken ; The Cantonese cuisine oyster sovereign phoenix claw and sliced boiled chicken, steam the perch ; Shandong cuisine nine revolutions of large intestines and sweet and sour carps ; Zhejiang cuisine Ms. Song fish ; Hunan cuisine: Chops the pepper fish head and home-style beancurd ; The Anhui cuisine fierce appearance young soy beans are spoiled ; The Northeastern Chinese cuisine chicken cooks the mushroom. 叶荣耀今天做的菜肴,是根据今天来自己家的几个人的地域口味来的,叶荣耀做了川菜水煮白菜、宫保鸡丁;粤菜蚝皇凤爪、白切鸡、清蒸鲈鱼;鲁菜九转大肠、糖醋鲤鱼;浙菜宋嫂鱼;湘菜:剁椒鱼头、家常豆腐;徽菜虎皮毛豆腐;东北菜小鸡炖蘑菇。 Altogether is 12 main dishes, is the representative vegetable/dish in each cuisine. 一共是十二道大菜,都是各个菜系里的代表菜。 The true chef is not the food that he makes is delicacy how, but is he acts according to the taste of different region person to make the different tastes the food. 真正的厨师不是他做出的菜肴是多么的美味,而是他根据不同的地域人的口味做出不同口味的菜肴。 Because these of family/home have today far apart, the leaf glory also made table of food far apart. 因为今天来自己家的这几位天南地北都有,叶荣耀也就做了一桌天南地北的菜肴。 Guaranteed that everyone can taste to suit the taste the delicious food. 保证每一个人都能尝到合自己口味的美味菜肴。 Comes, fellow big god writers, how taste my craftsmanship, looked that about does not suit your tastes.” “来来,各位大神作家,尝尝我的手艺如何,看合不合你们的口味。” leaf Rongyao saw everyone also acts with constraint embarrassed first uses the chopsticks, the enthusiasm said to everyone to everyone. 叶荣耀见到大家还矜持的不好意思先动筷子,热情对大家对大家说道。 This vegetable/dish really certainly!” “这菜真的绝了!” This may be more delicious than the food that the master chef of state banquet makes!” “这可比国宴的大厨做的菜肴还好吃!” Recluse, your cook certainly, you, if opens the hotel, gets rich absolutely.” “隐士,你这厨艺绝了,你要是开饭店的话,绝对发大财。” Opens the hotel to make money, you crack a joke, you looked that the recluse he will be short of money?” “开饭店挣钱,你开玩笑吧,你看隐士他会缺钱吗?” This steams the perch is I have eaten the most delicious food.” “这道清蒸鲈鱼是我吃过最好吃的菜肴。” Although rhythm several 1 st in the individual match mouth emaciated looks under desk lamp have the difference respectively, but after vegetable/dish entrance, idea actually as if by prior agreement. 虽然台灯下的节奏几个人第一口菜色各有不同,但是菜入口后,想法却不约而同。 The flavor of this food , is really on this vegetable/dish only Yingtian has certainly, the world rare several taste! 这菜肴的味道真的绝了,真是此菜只应天上有,人间难得几回尝啊! Under delicacy seduction that in the leaf glory fences personally, everyone put down acting with constraint, wields the frequency that the chopsticks, chew to speed up gradually. 在叶荣耀亲自操刀的美味诱惑下,大家都放下了矜持,挥筷、嘴嚼的频率渐渐加快起来。 This is most delicious, most dripping and happiest food that in their impression eats. 这是他们印象中吃的最美味、最淋漓、最痛快的一顿菜肴。 Everyone light/only do not eat the vegetable/dish, coming everyone to drink one cup!” “大家都不要光吃菜,来大家都喝一杯!” leaf Rongyao holds up the wine glass to say. 叶荣耀举起酒杯说道。 This friend came, where can not have the good wine to entertain. 这朋友来了,哪里能没有美酒来招待呢。 leaf Rongyao from the cave takes one good wine that oneself ferment, this is the leaf glory's first Kaifeng previous fermenting good wine. 叶荣耀可是把自己酿制的一种美酒从地窖里取出来,这可是叶荣耀第一次开封自己上次酿的美酒。 Come, we first thanked recluse one together to our warm entertainments, but also prepared such a table of sumptuous evening banquets for us specially.” “来,我们大家一起先感谢隐士一家对咱们的热情招待,还特意为我们准备这么一桌丰盛的晚宴。” The praying mantis carries the wine glass, said with everyone. 螳螂端起酒杯,跟大家说道。 Right, warm entertainment that this first cup thanked the recluse.” “对,这第一杯感谢隐士的热情招待。” Everyone responded immediately, carried the wine glass to propose a toast to the leaf glory. 大家立即响应起来,端起酒杯向叶荣耀敬酒。 Everyone was polite, other were not many said that drank this glass of liquor.” “大家客气了,别的都不多说了,把这杯酒喝了。” The leaf glory carried the wine glass saying that drank the belly one glass of white liquors. 叶荣耀端起酒杯说完,就把一杯白酒喝进肚子。 In this cup the liquor is the white liquor that the leaf glory ferments, this white liquor soft glutinous such as beautiful woman twittering soft and gentle words, light fragrant and sweet such as beautiful woman such as aspirates orchid ; As the wine glass sways, when the fermented glutinous rice that in the cup bottom rocks slightly like the beautiful woman dances the dancing beautiful clothing...... 这杯中酒是叶荣耀酿制的白酒,这白酒的软糯如佳人的呢喃软语,淡淡甜香如佳人的如兰吐气;随着酒杯摇晃,在杯底微微晃动的酒酿如同佳人舞时婆娑霓裳…… One cup gets down, many heroes only love the good wine since then, did not love the beautiful woman. 一杯下去,很多英雄从此只爱美酒,不爱美女了。 After one glass of liquor, everyone silent a while, deep after appreciating several chapters of this good wines to curl the unceasing aftertaste . 一杯酒后,大家沉默了一会儿,深深的体味了几回这美酒袅袅不绝的余韵后。 This liquor certainly!” “这酒绝了!” Liquor is good, everyone drinks.” “酒不错,大家多喝点。” ...... …… This liquor shouted 10 o'clock to finish in the evening, the leaf glory has not gotten drunk, rhythm one group of people under this desk lamp drunken. 这酒喝道晚上十点钟才结束,叶荣耀没有喝醉,这台灯下的节奏一帮人都已经醉醺醺的了。 Because the leaf glorious courtyard does not stay all of a sudden so many people, the leaf glory sends them several people to home for the elderly dormitory to rest. 因为叶荣耀院子一下子也住不下这么多人,叶荣耀就送他们几个人去“老人之家”宿舍休息。 Arrives at home for the elderly fortunately, the liquor of these people also dispersed much, to home for the elderly, these people fell on the bed rests. 还好一路走到“老人之家”,这些人的酒也散了不少,到“老人之家”,这些人倒在床上就睡了。 Settles after these people are good, a leaf glory person walks on the path on village. 把这些人都安顿好后,叶荣耀一个人走在村上的道路上。 Un!” “嗯!” leaf Rongyao remembers a matter suddenly. 叶荣耀突然想起一个事情来。
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