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#1456: Vicious hen


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„Are you all right?” “你没事吧?” willow Qingqing cared that asked. 柳箐箐关心地问道。 I...... I...... am all right......” “我……我……没事……” The rhythm under desk lamp stands distressedly from the ground, the stutter said. 台灯下的节奏狼狈地从地上站起来,结结巴巴地说道。 Is all right well, everyone eats the fruit, I prepared the lunch.” “没事就好,大家吃水果,我去准备午饭了。” willow Qingqing said the sound, turned around. 柳箐箐说了声,就转身走了。 Spoke the honest remark, willow Qingqing some do not adapt to the rhythm under desk lamp they to stare at to look. 说实在话,柳箐箐有些不适应台灯下的节奏他们盯着自己看。 Although willow Qingqing also knows, they have no idea, but by own beauty was made , the look looks at itself uncontrolled. 虽然柳箐箐也知道,他们心里没有什么想法,只是被自己的美丽弄得不可自拔,眼神不受控制地看自己。 However willow Qingqing does not want to be looked by other men excluding own husband like this. 不过柳箐箐还是不想被除自己老公外的其他男人这样看。 Really disgraced!” “真丢人!” After willow Qingqing walks away, two valuable angels despise look that the rhythm under desk lamp said. 柳箐箐走远后,二宝天使鄙视地看着台灯下的节奏说道。 Also what network big god? 还什么网络大神呢? Then, sees the beautiful woman speech stutter, but can also sit throws down, this was also drunk. 就这样,看到美女说话结结巴巴的,还能坐摔倒,这也醉了。 The face of own this group of people was given to lose completely by him. 自己这一群人的脸都被他给丢尽了。 This cannot complain about me, was the wife of this recluse was too attractive, how in this world to have such attractive beautiful woman!” “这个不能怨我,实在是这隐士的妻子太漂亮了,这世界上怎么会有这么漂亮的美女啊!” Does not have willow Qingqing to present, rhythm speech not stutter under desk lamp. 没有柳箐箐在场,台灯下的节奏说话也不结巴了。 Really is willow Qingqing , under rhythm too tremendous pressure on desk lamp. 实在是柳箐箐在的时候,给台灯下的节奏太大的压力了。 „, Really has not truly thought that the woman can also be long such attractively.” “确实,真的没有想到女人还能长得这么漂亮。” Regarding this, two valuable angels have to approve. 对于这点,二宝天使也不得不认可。 Even if oneself is a woman, by this willow Qingqing beautiful conquering. 哪怕自己是一个女人,也被这个柳箐箐的美丽给征服了。 Before this willow Qingqing, two valuable angels cannot rise to come self-confidently, similarly is the young woman, this God is unfair! 在这柳箐箐面前,二宝天使都升不起自信来,同样是年轻女人,这老天爷也太不公平了吧! Does not know that she does have the younger sister to come.” “也不知道她有没有妹妹来的。” The dream flies upwards to say. 梦飞扬说道。 Even if others do have the younger sister? Also is long such attractively, can you defend?” “就算人家有妹妹?也长得这么漂亮,你守得住吗?” The praying mantis looks that the dream flies upwards to ask. 螳螂看着梦飞扬问道。 Everyone wants to marry an outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman wife. 谁都想娶一个绝色的美女老婆。 But is the pretty woman, the person who hits her attention are more, does not have enough skill, does not have the means to defend the pretty wife. 可是越是漂亮的女人,打她的注意的人越多,没有足够的本事,是没有办法守住漂亮老婆的。 Marries an appearance same wife, actually is also a happiness, minimum does not need to fear with trepidation others tempt the wife, snatches own wife. 娶一个长相一般般的老婆,其实也是一种幸福,最起码的不用提心吊胆地怕别人引诱自己老婆,抢自己的老婆。 Do not forget, we are the network writers, daily treats is the dwelling male at home, daily is defending the wife, she can also run away inadequately.” “你可不要忘了,咱们可是网络作家啊,天天待在家里做宅男,天天守着老婆,她还能跑掉不成。” The dream flies upwards to say. 梦飞扬说道。 As the hypertext fiction author, the most major characteristics are dwelling, a day treats to the end at home. 作为网络小说作者,最大的特点就是“宅”,一天到头都待在家里。 Moreover the dream flies upwards as pleased article group the author of god rank, nickname tentacle must blame, has several books of his different waistcoats besides the pleased article group, stands also several to buy out the article outside. 而且梦飞扬作为悦文集团的中神级别的作者,外号“触手怪”,除了悦文集团有好几本他不同马甲的书外,在外站还有几本买断文。 Several books accumulate, one month hundreds of thousands income, do not worry the food and clothing. 几本书累加起来,一个月十几万的收入,根本就不愁吃穿。 The dream flew upwards to think, if oneself the pretty wives, definitely did not make her go to work, so as to avoid she was ganged up with by other man. 梦飞扬都想好了,自己要是有一个漂亮的老婆,肯定不让她去上班的,免得她被别的男人勾搭走了。 Hehe, the advantages of this actually our these Internet writers!” “呵呵,这倒是我们这些网络作者的一个优势!” Fu Xiaochen nods to say. 傅啸尘点点头说道。 In this regard, Fu Xiaochen is consistent with the viewpoint that the dream flies upwards. 在这一点上,傅啸尘跟梦飞扬的观点是一致的。 Fu Xiaochen also pretty wives, moreover is smaller than ten -year-old him, Fu Xiaochen has not made her go to work, but helps support the family at home. 傅啸尘也有一位漂亮的老婆,而且比他小十岁,傅啸尘就没有让她上班,而是在家里相夫教子。 To put it bluntly, this is not a self-confident performance. 说白了,这是一种不自信的表现。 Especially that long not much, wife actually attractive man who does not want, is not very self-confident, was worried especially own wife can give wears green hat. 尤其是那种自己长的不咋样,老婆却漂亮的不要不要的男人,特别地不自信,特担心自己的老婆会不会给自己戴绿帽。 Was worried actually not own wife, but was worried that outside man seduces oneself wife to make mistakes unceasingly. 倒不是担心自己老婆,而是担心外面的男人不断地诱惑自己的老婆犯错。 Therefore many men wish one could to close the pretty wife at home, does not make her contact with other man. 所以很多男人恨不得把自己漂亮的老婆关在家里,不让她跟别的男人接触。 ...... …… leaf Rongyao has no too many common topics with one group of old elderly men, accompanied them unable to chat a meeting, prepared a sack family's special product fruit to make the gift to each of them, made Xu Dong lead the old person of this group of CAS to visit oneself this courtyard. 叶荣耀跟一帮七老八十的老人家们没有什么太多的共同的话题,陪他们聊不了一会,给他们每一个人准备一大袋自己家里的特产水果做礼物,就让马旭董带这帮中科院的老人参观自己这大院子了。 Originally the leaf glory also prepares to make Aunt king ask two people to help to the village, at noon opens several tables, making this group of old people have the lunch in own family/home. 本来叶荣耀还准备让王婶到村里请两人帮忙,中午多开几桌,让这帮老人也在自己家里吃中午饭。 However horse Xudong said, noon food, government has arranged, the leaf glory does not manage. 不过马旭董说,中午的饭,政府方面已经安排的,叶荣耀也就不管了。 After all Li, is Professor Zhao they, is the national level characters, the local government must certainly entertain warmly, drew to relate. 毕竟无论是李老,还是赵教授他们,都是国家层面的人物,地方政府肯定要热情招待了,拉好关系了。 The leaf glory did not snatch this to live with them. 叶荣耀也就不跟他们抢这个活了。 Looks that group of senior professors had/left the chief, the rhythm under desk lamp they relaxed, the whole person started to relax. 看着那一帮老教授们出了院长,台灯下的节奏他们不由地松了一口气,整个人都开始放松了。 This group of senior professors walked finally, otherwise I do not dare to speak loudly.” “这帮老教授们终于走了,要不然我都不敢大声说话了。” Two valuable angels said. 二宝天使说道。 Yes, when I read the university president, but I knew him, he did not know me.” “是啊,其中一位还是我读大学时的校长,不过我认识他,他不认识我而已。” The dream flies upwards to say. 梦飞扬说道。 In these people, the school record that this dream flies upwards is highest, the Huaxia university graduate student graduates, obtains existence of master's degree. 在这几个人里面,这个梦飞扬的学历是最高的,华夏大学研究生毕业,是获得硕士学位的存在。 The dream flies upwards is a study tyrant, he studies the dynamics, but was infatuated with writing the novel in the university, not much of this dynamics study, this wrote the novel to make a lot of money actually. 梦飞扬是一位学霸,他是学动力学的,只是在大学的时候迷上写小说了,这动力学学的不怎么样,这写小说倒是挣了不少钱。 This graduation, the dream flew upwards has not gone to look to work, was the full-time authors directly at home, one year 1.8 million income, may compared with his these schoolmates who worked in the company. 这一毕业,梦飞扬也没有去找工作了,直接在家里做全职作者,一年百八十万的收入,可比他那些在公司打工的同学们强很多。 Recluse, opens the trunk of your car(riage), our gifts place in the trunk of your car(riage).” “隐士,把你车的后备箱打开吧,我们的礼物都放在你车的后备箱上呢。” Fu Xiaochen said. 傅啸尘说道。 Huaxia is fastidious about one since the ancient times ritual character, this everyone first visit, naturally cannot empty-handed, buy some gifts to give the leaf respectively glory. 华夏自古以来都讲究一个“礼”字,这大家第一次上门,自然不能空手,都各自买了些礼物过来送给叶荣耀家。 The leaf glory opened the trunk of car(riage), Fu Xiaochen they put out more than ten every large or small boxes and bags from the car(riage). 叶荣耀打开车的后备箱,傅啸尘他们从车里搬出了十几个大大小小的盒子、袋子。 Being a guest present that Fu Xiaochen brings also quite rich! Has the local characteristics special product, is the value not poor gifts. 傅啸尘带来的作客礼品也相当的丰富!很多都是有地方特色的特产,都是价值不菲的礼物。 After all these people are yearly income over over a million characters, coming to the leaf glory home to be a guest, this gift naturally cannot be too light. 毕竟这些人都是年收入上百万以上的人物,来叶荣耀家做客,这礼物自然也不能太轻了。 How this feels all right!” “这怎么好意思啊!” Similarly after deep bright Huaxia ritual the leaf glory hypocritical tact of character resisted several times, received happily. 同样深明华夏“礼”字的叶荣耀假惺惺的委婉推拒了几次后,就痛快的收了下来。 After all oneself are also not the government official in the true sense, the rhythm under desk lamp they do not have the matter to come to ask itself, is the normal visit belt/bring gift, is a normal favor communication. 毕竟自己又不是什么真正意义上的政府官员,台灯下的节奏他们也不是有事上门来求自己,是正常的上门带礼物,是一种正常的人情来往。 The leaf glory naturally very did not accept their gifts. 叶荣耀自然不好不接受他们的礼物了。 When they walk, the leaf glory remembers that returned a courtesy is OK. 等他们走的时候,叶荣耀记得回礼就可以了。 Huaxia ritual the core idea of culture, is paying a man back in his own coin. 华夏的“礼”文化的核心思想,就是“礼尚往来”。 Do not despise Huaxia this paying a man back in his own coin the culture, it maintains people kinship and friendship important bridge! 不要小看华夏这个“礼尚往来”的文化,它可是维持人们亲情、友情的重要的桥梁啊! After finishing eating the sumptuous delicacy the lunch, everyone visited the leaf glory courtyard. 吃完丰盛美味的午饭后,大家参观起叶荣耀家大院子了。 Here really quite attractive!” “这里真的好漂亮啊!” The rhythm under desk lamp takes the cell phone, photographs unceasingly, fish and shrimp crab that the chicken that the bai'e that in the bird group and lake on tree swim, digs the food, swims, and mountain, deep green lake of distant place wait/etc. 台灯下的节奏拿着手机,不断地拍照,树上的鸟群、湖里游泳的白鹅、刨食的小鸡、游水的鱼虾蟹,以及远处的青山、碧绿的湖泊等等。 Do not approach these chickens, was pecked by the chicken carefully!” “不要太靠近这些小鸡,小心被鸡啄了!” leaf Rongyao sees the rhythm under desk lamp with the start confidential short distance to these chicken photographs, immediately reminded said. 叶荣耀见台灯下的节奏拿着手机要近距离给这些小鸡拍照,立即提醒说道。 All right!” “没事!” The rhythm under desk lamp simply the words of leaf glory has not placed at heart. 台灯下的节奏根本没有把叶荣耀的话放在心里。 The rhythm under desk lamp looked, such several chickens of fist sizes, but can also cause anything to injure inadequately to oneself. 在台灯下的节奏看了,就这么几只拳头大小的小鸡,还能给自己造成什么伤害不成。 This leaf glory owes long his is so sturdy, was too careful! 这个叶荣耀亏他长的那么壮实,也太小心了吧! What a pity the rhythm of desk lamp has not noticed, to he not far place, a hen that protects the chicken young is staring at him to look covetously. 可惜台灯的节奏没有注意到,离他不远的地方,一只护鸡仔的母鸡正在虎视眈眈地盯着他看。 „......” “啊……” Has not waited for the rhythm under desk lamp close to these chickens, the hen that only protects the chicken young to/clashes, a leap on under pecking to desk lamp the arm of rhythm on, hurts the rhythm under desk lamp to call out pitifully, the cell phone on hand has not grasped, falls the ground directly. 还不等台灯下的节奏靠近这些小鸡,那只护鸡仔的母鸡冲上来,一个飞跃就就啄到台灯下的节奏的手臂上,疼得台灯下的节奏惨叫一声,手上的手机也没有拿住,直接掉到地上。 However this had not finished, this hen is also dancing in the air unceasingly, pecks on the rhythm under desk lamp everywhere, the rhythm under desk lamp actually does not have the strength of backhand, was being pursued hitting by this hen. 不过这还没有结束,这只母鸡还不断地飞舞着,在台灯下的节奏身上到处啄,台灯下的节奏竟然毫无反手之力,被这母鸡追着打。 Help!” “救命啊!” Is dying!” “要死了!” The rhythm that under desk lamp in the city grows up has not thought the striking power of this chicken is so unexpectedly fierce, the solemn seven chi (0.33 m) son, actually does not have the strength of backhand before it. 城市里长大的台灯下的节奏怎么也没有想到这鸡的攻击力竟然这么厉害,自己堂堂的七尺男儿,竟然在它面前毫无反手之力。 This glory domestic is the chicken, is the beast of prey! 这叶荣耀家养的到底是鸡,还是猛兽啊! Sees this, the leaf glory shakes the head, this does not listen to the result that oneself urged. 看到这一幕,叶荣耀不由地直摇头,这就是不听自己劝的结果。 Naturally, the leaf glory takes the host family, cannot look that like this rhythm guest under desk lamp was bullied by a hen. 当然,叶荣耀作为主人家,不能就这样看着台灯下的节奏这位客人被一只母鸡欺负了。 Urges to go faster!” “去去去!” leaf Rongyao the half step arrives at side the rhythm under desk lamp, waves to expel that only fierce hen. 叶荣耀快步走到台灯下的节奏身边,挥挥手把那只凶猛的母鸡赶走。 After all is a master, is own parents, this hen dares under the rhythm to desk lamp to make a determined effort, does not dare not to listen to the leaf glory the words. 毕竟是主人,是自己的衣食父母,这母鸡敢对台灯下的节奏发狠,可不敢不听叶荣耀的话。 Otherwise did not do well in the evening must dialed hair Dun chicken soup. 不然晚上弄不好就要被拨毛炖鸡汤了。 Therefore this hen knew the limitation very much runs off. 所以这只母鸡很识相地跑开了。 „Are you all right?” “你没事吧?” Two valuable angels also ran over at this time, asked to the rhythm under desk lamp. 二宝天使这时候也跑过来,向台灯下的节奏问道。 Has not really thought that hen unexpectedly that fierce, obstinately desk lamp male student under of rhythm one meter seven several height the strength of no backhand hits. 真的没有想到,那只母鸡竟然那么地凶猛,愣是把台灯下的节奏这个一米七几身高的男生打的毫无反手之力。 However thinks that a moment ago that hen fierce appearance, this makes two valuable angel decisions fierce to the chicken distant point, so as to avoid being attacked. 不过想想刚才那只母鸡凶猛的样子,这让二宝天使决定厉害离鸡远点,免得被攻击。 Hurt...... to hurt......” “疼……疼死了……” The rhythm under desk lamp wails to say. 台灯下的节奏哀嚎道。 Has not really thought that attended the meeting to hurt by the hen pecking. 真的没有想到被母鸡啄到会这么地疼。 Ha, gets what one deserves, gets what one deserves!” “哈哈哈,活该,活该!” At this time, made everyone feel that the accidental/surprised sound conveyed. 就在这个时候,一个让大家觉得意外的声音传来。 Two valuable angel one group of people, gawked, looked mutually, who some doubts are do not have the sympathy, ridicules the rhythm under desk lamp unexpectedly like this! 二宝天使一群人,愣了下,互相看了看,有些疑惑到底是谁那么没同情心,竟然这样奚落台灯下的节奏啊! Anyone, is, does not have the sympathy!” “谁,是谁,这么没有同情心!” Physical pain rhythm under desk lamp is not happy, some unexpectedly people also take pleasure in others' misfortunes to him, the rhythm under desk lamp is not happy immediately. 全身疼痛的台灯下的节奏心情正不好呢,竟然有人还对他幸灾乐祸,台灯下的节奏顿时不高兴了。 Too hateful, this uncovers the person not to expose shortcomings, to be how innocent on a truth. 太可恶了,这揭人不揭短,怎么就一点道理都不懂事呢。 However everyone each other looked, has not looked to teased rhythm that person under desk lamp a moment ago. 不过大家彼此看了看,都没有找对刚才取笑台灯下的节奏那个人。 Strange, whose sound a moment ago was?” “奇怪,刚才是谁的声音啊?” Two valuable angel doubts asked. 二宝天使疑惑地问道。 After all here oneself these people, without others, where the sound came? 毕竟这里就自己这些人,没有其他人,刚才的声音是从哪里来的啊? I don't know either!” “我也不知道啊!” Who the dream flew upwards also has doubts was speaking a moment ago. 梦飞扬也疑惑刚才是谁在说话。
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