ICMMWLD :: Volume #2

#136: „diamond” whole family came

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„Husband, diamond ’ has not come back in the evening ‚.” After the dinner, willow Qingqing some did not feel relieved that said with the leaf glory. “老公,晚上‘金刚’都没有回来。”晚饭后,柳箐箐有些不放心地跟叶荣耀说道。 „All right, ‚diamond’ that big stature, even if in the mountain the tiger met, should still avoid, it did not annoy other wild animal to be good, which wild animal dares to annoy it.” “没事,‘金刚’那么大的个子,就算是山里老虎遇上了,也都会躲开的,它不惹别的野兽已经不错了,哪个野兽敢惹它啊。” The leaf glory old god was saying in the place, to „diamond” the battle efficiency, the leaf glory may be very confident, it is estimated that the bear on mountain not necessarily is „diamond” opponent. 叶荣耀老神在在地说道,对“金刚”的战斗力,叶荣耀可是非常有信心的,估计山上的熊都未必是“金刚”的对手。 „What to do if meets flock of wolves, the old people who I listen to village said, the back side of the mountain deep place has several wild wolves, both hands difficult enemy four fists, ‚diamond’, if with the Ueno pack of wolves, but suffered a loss.” “要是遇上群狼怎么办,我可是听村里的老人们说,后山深处有好几个野狼群的,双手难敌四拳,‘金刚’要是遇上野狼群,可就吃大亏了。” willow Qingqing some did not feel relieved said. Although willow Qingqing does not like „diamond”, but was together after all not the short time, willow Qingqing has the sentiment. 柳箐箐还是有些不放心地说道。虽然柳箐箐不怎么喜欢“金刚”,可是毕竟相处了不短时间,柳箐箐对它还是有感情的。 „This actually real, I in childhood, the back side of the mountain also had the pack of wolves to appear and disappear, afterward in the district organized to clean up the action of wild pack of wolves several times massively, the mountain village near Kuocang, the wild wolf had not appeared again, basically was rushed to the Kuocang deep place.” “这倒是真的,我小时候,后山还有狼群出没,后来县里组织了几次大规模清理野狼群的行动,括苍山附近的山村,野狼再也没有出现了,基本上都被赶到括苍山深处了。” „Even the pack of wolves, will not attack resembles with no reason at all „ diamond” such big physique wild boar king, after all really fights, the pack of wolves is also not necessarily able to ask for the advantage. ” “不过就算是狼群,也不会无缘无故攻击像“金刚”这么大体格的野猪王,毕竟真的斗起来,狼群也未必能讨到好处。” leaf Rongyao thinks saying that leaf glory to „diamond” battle efficiency confident, even meets one flock of wild wolves, even cannot be victorious, runs or does not have the issue. 叶荣耀想了想说道,叶荣耀对“金刚”的战斗力还是有信心的,就算是遇上一群野狼,就算打不过,跑还是没有问题的。 „Hope ‚won't diamond’ have the matter?” willow Qingqing some did not feel relieved. No matter how said, the girl compared with many that the boy thinks, many of worry. “希望‘金刚’不会有事？”柳箐箐还是有些不放心。不管怎么说,女孩子比男孩子想的多,担心的多。 „Ok, should not be worried, must to ‚diamond’ confident.” leaf Rongyao smiles said. “好了,你不要担心了,要对‘金刚’有信心。”叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 ...... …… Next day in the early morning shortly , the leaf glory still has a long lazy sleep in the room, the entrance resounds several groaning sounds, the leaf glory on bed felt that whom the gate gives to arch probably. 第二天天刚亮没多久,叶荣耀还在屋里睡懒觉,门口响起几声哼哼声,在床上的叶荣耀感觉门好象给谁拱开。 The leaf glory breaking away eye, was frightened jumping by the present scene all of a sudden , the quite worry-free room, suddenly presents several shadows all around to scurry about toward the room in now. 叶荣耀挣开眼睛,一下子被眼前的景象吓了跳,原本还比较宽畅的屋子,现在突然出现几个黑影往屋里四周乱窜。 leaf Rongyao sits immediately, rubbed under the eye, but also thinks to be dazzled, two gray-black young wild boar sons arch in oneself bedroom. 叶荣耀立即坐起来,揉了下眼,还以为看花眼,两只灰黑色的小野猪崽在自己卧室里拱来拱去。 Then the leaf glory could not fall asleep again, immediately crawls from the bed, gives to drive out two small wild boars, cracks a joke, if lets chaotic arch of these two wild boars in the bedroom, the bedroom was unable the chaos, own wife not exploding with rage, must know that she has „cleanliness/mysophobia” sickness. 这下叶荣耀再也睡不着了,立即从床上爬起来,把两位小野猪给赶了出去,开玩笑,要是让这两只野猪在卧室里乱拱,还不把卧室能的乱糟糟,还不把自己老婆给气炸了,要知道她可是有“洁癖”症的。 Very early in the morning in getting up present room were many two young wild boar sons, the leaf glory felt but actually a little had a headache, cannot think that yesterday evening just said that today the diamond brings back to the whole family to come, the meaning that own bedroom bred confusion, but also owed yesterday also to guarantee that with own wife, does not know now how to explain. 一清早起来现屋里就多了两只小野猪崽,叶荣耀倒感觉有点头痛了,想不到昨天晚上刚说完,今天金刚就带回一家子来了,还有把自己卧室搞乱的意思,还亏自己昨天还跟自己老婆保证呢,现在都不知道怎么解释了。 leaf Rongyao quickly wears the pajamas, goes out of the bedroom, sees only in the courtyard to have one small 1st female wild boar to encircle compared with „diamond” side the revolutions in „diamond”, looks at its intimate stance, leaf Rongyao is supposing, this small 1st female wild boar, is „diamond” that object, nearby also five young piggies, two ran in the piggy who in the bedroom runs all over the place a moment ago. 叶荣耀急忙穿上睡衣,走出卧室,只见院子里有一只比“金刚”小一号的母野猪围在“金刚”身边转,看它那亲密的架势,叶荣耀估摸着,这只小一号的母野猪,就是“金刚”的那个对象,边上还有五只小小猪仔,其中两只就是刚才跑进自己卧室里乱跑的小猪仔。 „, ‚diamond’ your boy is booing, brought without making a sound the whole family, but also bred confusion the courtyard, when your female lord saw, must say one.” “靠,‘金刚’你小子倒好,一声不响地把一家子都带回来了,还把院子都搞乱了,等你女主子看到了,又要说道一番了。” A leaf glory face looks depressed „diamond” said. Has a look at this front courtyard, chaotic, leaf glory that these five small wild boars make on a headache. 叶荣耀一脸郁闷地看着“金刚”说道。看看这前院,被这五只小野猪弄的乱糟糟的,叶荣耀就一阵头疼。 Saw the family/home masters to say itself, several that „diamond” some hmph hmph morosely. 见自己家主人说自己,“金刚”不由地有些不高兴地哼哼的几声。 „How to say you, you have not been convinced not, was not convinced I selling your being intimate.”, Sees „diamond” to dare to oneself to have a fit of temper, the leaf glory threat said. “怎么说你,你还不服气是不,再不服气我就把你的相好给卖了。”,见“金刚”敢对自己发脾气,叶荣耀威胁地说道。 „diamond” one hear of masters must oneself being intimate selling, withstood/top several with the sharp fang toward the leaf glory immediately morosely. The meaning is you, if sold the female wild boar, the careful my fang greeted you, gripped your several holes to know fiercely. “金刚”一听自己主人要把自己的相好给卖了,立即不高兴地用尖锐的獠牙往叶荣耀顶了几下。意思就是你要是把母野猪卖了,小心的我的獠牙招呼你,扎你几个孔洞就知道厉害。 „I depend, you acted against heaven, dares to attack your master, ok, reads in the share of your such heavy affectionate righteousness, your being intimate not selling.” “我靠,你反天了,竟敢攻击你主人,算了,看你这么重情重义的份上,就不把你的相好给卖了。” A leaf glory face looks depressed „diamond” said. It seems like this „diamond” is also the wild boar of heavy affectionate righteousness, regards as important to own wife very much, oneself crack a joke, must go all out with oneself. 叶荣耀一脸郁闷地看着“金刚”说道。看来这“金刚”也是重情重义的野猪,对自己的老婆很是看重,自己只是开个玩笑,就要跟自己拼命。 Sees own master not to sell out own object, „diamond” arrives in front of the sow to hmph hmph happily calls, that meaning seems like the appearance of comfort sow. 见自己的主人不卖掉自己的对象,“金刚”才开心地走到母猪面前哼哼地叫,那个意思好像是安慰母猪的样子。 „Husband, what's the matter, so many wild boars where comes?” “老公,怎么回事,哪里来的这么多野猪啊？” Makes the breakfast in the backyard, prepares the front courtyard to make the exercise willow Qingqing, seeing in the courtyard were many several small wild boars, the doubts asked. 在后院做好早餐,准备到前院做锻炼的柳箐箐,见院子里多了几只小野猪,疑惑地问道。 „diamond brought its whole family, looked at the courtyard lane, I of air/Qi must that sow selling, this diamond had not been convinced, one hear of I must sell out its object, must go all out with me unexpectedly, you said that was exasperating.” A leaf glory face said depressed. “金刚把它一家子都带回来了,看把院子弄的,气的我都要把那只母猪给卖了,这金刚还不服气,一听我要把它对象卖掉,竟然要跟我拼命,你说气不气人。”叶荣耀一脸郁闷地说道。 „Getting what one deserves, who makes you so bad, must sell out ‚diamond’ the object, cannot look, ‚diamond’ heavy friendship good wild boar, good, ‚diamond’ I selects to praise for you.” “活该,谁让你这么坏,要卖掉‘金刚’的对象啊,看不出来,‘金刚’还是重情义的好野猪,不错,‘金刚’我为你点赞。” willow Qingqing white an own man, then praised „diamond” to say. 柳箐箐白了一眼自己的男人,回头表扬“金刚”说道。 „I am crack a joke.” Saw the women to say itself, the leaf glory somewhat said depressed, gathering is being own was wrong. “我就是开玩笑而已。”见自己女人都说自己,叶荣耀有些郁闷地说道,合着都是自己的错了。 „Ok, the courtyard I tidied up, you gave the diamond the whole family to take a bath, dirty looks uncomfortably.” “好了,院子我收拾,你给金刚一家子洗洗澡,脏兮兮的看着难受。” willow Qingqing does not have strangely „diamond” actually whole family dirty, confessed own man who makes the courtyard the whole family takes a bath to the diamond, took up the broom to tidy up the courtyard. 柳箐箐倒是没有怪“金刚”一家子把院子弄的脏兮兮的,交代自己男人给金刚一家子洗澡,就拿起扫把收拾起院子了。 „diamond, leads your being intimate and your young child with me to outside.” The leaf glory confesses one to „diamond”. “金刚,带着你的相好和你的仔子跟我到外面来。”叶荣耀对“金刚”交代一句。 „diamond” is groaning several to the small wild boar that moves from side to side to no purpose after the courtyard. A moment ago also in seeking the young wild boar child of pleasure encircles immediately in „diamond” all around, shook its short tail, clever was not good. “金刚”对着在院子里瞎转的小野猪哼哼几声后。刚才还在寻乐趣的小野猪崽立刻就围在“金刚”四周,摇动它那短短的尾巴,乖的不行。 It seems like that „diamond” is very dignified, the leaf glory counted several altogether five young wild boar sons. 看来,“金刚”还是挺威严的,叶荣耀数了数下一共五只小野猪崽。 leaf Rongyao leads „diamond” to rush the pig child to courtyard front door not far that cuvette Tangbian, prepares comes the whole body big flushing to them. 叶荣耀带着“金刚”把猪崽全赶到离院子前门不远的那口小池塘边,准备给它们来个全身大冲洗。 Has „diamond” the father of this military might, young pig child obedient standing in that makes glory one only hold near the pond to use to push the hair brush to brush in that ruthlessly. 有“金刚”这个威武的老爸在,小猪崽都乖乖的站在那让叶荣耀一只只抱到水塘边用推毛刷在那狠刷。 This pond is the leaf glorious father digs, has not installed the running water by Qian Village, digging pond water, for is the convenience washes the thing, in the inlet place, dug on five steps to spread out the red brick again, this can stand in the water is insufficient to slip into the pond, occasionally can also in this cleaning toilet anything. 这池塘是叶荣耀父亲挖的,以前村里是没有装自来水,挖池塘储水为了是方便洗东西,在入水口处,挖了五道的阶梯上面再铺上红砖,这样就可以站在水里不至于滑进水塘,偶尔还可以在这刷洗马桶什么的。 In small wild boars that scrubs latter several whole body soils become clean. As for „diamond” and that sow, the leaf glory makes them launch to take a bath, after all more than 500 jin (0.5 kg) like „diamond”, it does not take a step, who takes it not to have the means. 在一阵洗刷后几只满身泥土的小野猪都变得干干净净。至于“金刚”和那只母猪,叶荣耀让他们自己下水洗澡,毕竟像“金刚”这样五百多斤,它不迈步,谁都拿它没办法。
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