IBNGPB :: Volume #2

#120: Sweeping the floor is a delicate work


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Shaking sand this point is not good, on the floor on the pile a light yellow sand, does not sweep is an eyesore. 抖沙子这一点非常不好,地板上又堆上一层薄薄的黄沙,不扫就碍眼。 Thereupon, Ke Meng said human words to White Sugar: Will sweep the floor?” 于是乎,克蒙白砂糖说出了久违的人话:“会扫地吗?” White Sugar confused one second, becomes aware at once. 白砂糖迷茫一秒钟,旋即悟了。 However, sweeps the floor broom that needs where? 不过,扫地需要的扫把在哪里? Un, understanding Koi Language is convenient, how Sweet Dumpling you teach it to sweep the floor.” Ke Meng sees White Sugar’s expression, knows that she became aware. “嗯,懂锦鲤语就是方便,汤圆你来教它怎么扫地。”克蒙见到白砂糖的表情,就知道她悟了。 He is glad actually idly, contracts quest to Sweet Dumpling directly. 他倒是乐得清闲,直接把任务承包给汤圆 Sweet Dumpling woof, the trundle body squeezed out the bedroom happily, bringing White Sugar to take the broom. 汤圆高兴地汪了一声,滚动身体挤出卧室,带白砂糖拿扫把。 The White Sugar vibration wing soars gently, the white feather crash-bang, sand came down like rain, scattered a yellow sand of place. 白砂糖振动翅膀轻轻飞翔,白色羽毛哗啦啦的,沙如雨下,撒了一地的黄沙。 White Sugar flies the corridor from the bedroom gate, flies the living room, takes the broom in the kitchen. 白砂糖从卧室门里飞到过道,飞到客厅,在厨房取扫把。 Then looks, yellow sand shop to its under foot. 回头一看,一路黄沙铺到它的脚下。 White Sugar feared at that time, the owner tone it is knows that does not like it shaking the sand. 白砂糖当时就怕极了,主人的语气它是知道的,不喜欢它抖沙子。 However more is afraid, the sand that the feather exposes are more. 但是越害怕,羽毛抖落的沙子就越多。 Sweet Dumpling in one side woof, was deliberately considering how this stupid/desert hawk does not begin. 汤圆在一旁汪了一声,寻思着这沙雕怎么不动手呢。 Without the hand, only then wing, therefore isn't good to control? 没有手,只有翅膀,所以不好操控吗? Sweet Dumpling thinks of this, suddenly felt oneself are quite useful. 汤圆想到这点,突然感觉自己好有用啊。 dog hair can the kinking become an arm, sweeps the floor like human. 狗毛可以扭结成一条手臂,像人类那样扫地。 White Sugar cannot achieve this point, its feather is too short, even if understands the fine control, cannot achieve Sweet Dumpling is so careful. 白砂糖做不到这一点,它的羽毛太短,即使懂精细化操控,也做不到汤圆那样细致。 woof!” “汪!” One side you roll, making me sweep. 你还是滚一边去吧,让我来扫。 The Sweet Dumpling original intention is good, plans to contract the sweeping the floor work, does to White Sugar unable to understand the dog language, the self- brain makes up. 汤圆的本意是好的,打算承包扫地工作,奈何白砂糖听不懂狗语,自我脑补起来。 In the White Sugar ear, that was under the Evil God number-one loyal dog gets angry, was urging that it hurried to work, do not gawk. 白砂糖耳中,那是邪神麾下的头号忠犬怒了,在催促它赶紧干活,不要愣着。 White Sugar hurries to grasp the broom with the wing, but the broom pole is too thin, is crisp, this small wing sweeps, pats the broom pole to kitchen another head. 白砂糖赶紧用翅膀握扫把,不过扫把杆太细,又脆,这小翅膀一扫,就把扫把杆拍到厨房另一头。 pāta, the broom pole falls to the ground, transmits breaks the sound broken. 啪嗒,扫把杆落地,传来碎断声。 White Sugar in same place, looked own wing, looks to the frail broom pole. 白砂糖愣在原地,看了看自己翅膀,又看向脆弱的扫把杆。 Sweet Dumpling rolled, picks up half broom with kinking dog hair with ease, personally how is White Sugar demonstrates can complete to sweep the floor this delicate work. 汤圆滚了过去,用扭结的狗毛轻松地捡起半根扫把,亲自为白砂糖演示如何才能做好扫地这一件细活。 Whish. 哗哗哗。 The yellow sand was swept into the trash shovel by Sweet Dumpling efficiently, the speed is also steadily fast, the effort is just appropriate, without the yellow sand runs out of the trash shovel. 黄色的沙子被汤圆三下五除扫入垃圾铲,速度又快稳,力度刚好合适,没有黄沙冲出垃圾铲。 Sweet Dumpling when the trundle, the whole body hair is vibrating, exposes dust and yellow sand. 汤圆在滚动时,全身毛发都在抖动,将身上的灰尘、黄沙抖落。 Broke the sweeping handle of half also to get hold by golden dog hair alternately, maintains the angle of sweeping the floor not to lose control, has one's wish. 断了半截的扫把柄也被金色狗毛交替握紧,保持扫地的角度不失控,随心所欲。 White Sugar blankly stared, such frail thing drives such as to use freely under the control of Sweet Dumpling unexpectedly. 白砂糖看呆了,这么脆弱的物件居然在汤圆的操控下驱如臂使。 Is this under Evil God the strength of family member? 这就是邪神麾下眷属的实力吗? In the powerful strength may destroy all, getting down goods that may control one vulnerable. 强大的力量上可摧毁一切,下可操控一件脆弱不堪的物品。 The place that it needs to study also has, must reconsider. 它需要学习的地方还有很多,得反思一下。 The words that does not reconsider, White Sugar the brain has made up to own fate. 不反思的话,白砂糖已经脑补到自己的下场。 Boils one bowl of Sweet Dumpling, cooked it while convenient, admits in the Sweet Dumpling pot to work as the ingredient. 煮一碗汤圆,顺便把它炖了,放进汤圆锅里当配料。 Before long, Sweet Dumpling sweeps the yellow sand in bedroom alone, causes Ke Meng to look at one, but he has not said anything. 不一会儿,汤圆独自扫完卧室里的黄沙,引得克蒙看一眼,不过他没有说什么。 But this frightens the White Sugar state of mind to have the body, afterward consults the technique of how to sweeping the floor in the kitchen to Sweet Dumpling. 但这一眼吓得白砂糖神魂出体,事后在厨房里向汤圆请教如何扫地的技艺。 Then, carves a dog to practice to sweep the floor in the kitchen. 就这样,一雕一狗在厨房里练习扫地。 White Sugar is the inborn trash mill, shakes can produce the trash. 白砂糖是天生的垃圾制作机,抖一抖就能产生垃圾。 Then it uses the wing cling to sweep the handle gently, with minimum effort sweep yellow sand, puts and fill the trash can. 然后它用翅膀轻轻卷住扫把柄,用极小的力度扫黄沙,盛进垃圾桶。 Around 11 : 00 pm, Ke Meng brushed a while video, lies on the bed about the eye, goes to sleep fast. 晚间11点多,克蒙刷了一会儿视频,躺在床上合眼睛,快速入眠。 Sweet Dumpling hears the sound, finished the guidance pattern on own initiative, bringing stupid/desert hawk to return to the bedroom. 汤圆听到动静,主动结束教导模式,带沙雕返回卧室。 ...... …… Rumble. 咕噜咕噜。 Opens the eye, is that eternally unchanging R’lyeh. 睁开眼睛,是那永恒不变的拉莱耶 The green and glossy giant stone face of brick, the unusual geometric modeling construction is situated in the distant place, probably is indicating anything. 绿油油的巨石砖面,异乎寻常的几何造型建筑坐落在远处,好像在预示着什么。 Ke Meng opens the eye, sees deep sea modern drama 《Starfish and the Magical Coral》 that today performed. 克蒙睁开眼睛,看见了今日上演的深海话剧《海星与魔物珊瑚》 This is today's new protagonist, once jellyfish, crab and crystal scorpion anything, became yesterday's corpse. 这是今天的新主角,曾经的水母、螃蟹、水晶蝎什么的,都成为昨日的尸体。 These two King who emerges from myriad lunatics, injury has maintained at a point, the injury of coming out meets the restore. 这两位是从万千疯子中脱颖而出的王者,身上的伤势一直维持在一个点,多出来的伤势会自我修复。 The coral or the starfish arm of being cut off, will grow rapidly. 断掉的珊瑚或海星臂,都会迅速地长回来。 High-Speed Health Recovery, Ke Meng watches their battle, in the brain had the inspirations of these four characters. 超速回血,克蒙看着它们争斗,脑中有了这四字的灵感。 When the tank meets of two High-Speed Health Recovery, the result is anything, the result has been hitting. 当两个超速回血血牛相遇,结果是什么,结果是一直在打。 Ke Meng does not know whether their High-Speed Health Recovery consumes mana bar, by Lv. 999, it is estimated that does not need. 克蒙不知道它们超速回血是否消耗蓝条,以999级来看,估计不需要吧。 Looks at a while, Ke Meng did not look, 看了一会儿,克蒙不看了, To put it bluntly the hand-to-hand fighting, hitting is that set. 说白了还是肉搏战,打来打去都是那一套。 Looked which interest the dreamland players do, Ke Meng are just thinking, at present then presents the scene in dreamland world. 还是看梦境玩家们搞到哪一步有趣,克蒙正想着,眼前便出现梦境世界里的场景。 World Tree Project, the players scurry about, continue the shop tree base. 世界树工程,玩家们上窜下跳,继续铺树基。 The Sense Connection goal shifted the player to Heaven Connecting Tower region, Heaven Connecting Tower has piled 300 meters altitude. 通感目标转移到通天塔区域的玩家,通天塔已经堆到了三百米高度。 This altitude is very high, stands the player in high place overlooks all around, saw the forest of stretching as far as eye can see, several mountains span the distant place, but a farther place is dim, that is the human line of sight limit, cannot see a farther place. 这个高度已经很高了,站在高处的玩家俯视四周,看见了一望无尽的森林,有几座大山横亘极远处,但更远的地方却非常朦胧,那是人类视线极限,看不见更远的地方。 Some scientists made great proof world is square in the dreamland world, is not round. 有科学家在梦境世界做出了一项伟大的证明世界是方的,不是圆的。 At the Orange Star dreamland forum, then some people posted this together post. 橙星的梦境论坛上,便有人发了这一道帖子。 I did a scientific experiment, succeeds to prove dreamland world is square.” “我做了一个科学实验,成功证明梦境世界是方的。” Views broken hundred million, the receipt quantity increases sharply in the short time to 1 million ranks. 浏览量破亿,回帖量在短时间激增到百万级别。 6666!” “6666!” Talent, how I have not thought.” “人才啊,我怎么没想到。” In dream a little confuses, the physical rule to, some places is not however able to explain with the physics mostly.” “梦里有点迷啊,物理规则大部分对得上,但是有的地方无法用物理学解释。” Experiment I looked, is not quite rigorous, might as well regard a parallel universe more appropriate its dreamland world, should not judge its mass with the star theory.” “实验我看了,不太严谨,不如把它梦境世界当成一个平行宇宙更合适,不应该用星球论判断它的体量。”
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