The seaweed dance makes the person jump, actually attractive degree also such, at most also only suffices with coax the child to play, by attractive is inferior to seve, by the style, it could not even have compared the square dance, resembles the mental illness to wiggle forward. 海草舞让人来跳,其实好看程度也就那样,顶多也只够拿出来哄孩子玩玩,论好看远不如seve,论格调,它甚至还比不上广场舞,真的就好像神经病在扭来扭去。 Therefore, after Mo Fei looks, meaning that a point does not want to study. 所以,墨菲看完后,没有一点想学的意思。 But afterward, Yang Yi gave her to demonstrate this dance must kill the deep meaning, Mo Fei really kneels to Yang Yi! 但后来,杨轶给她展示了一下这个舞的必杀奥义,墨菲就真地给杨轶跪了！ Right, knelt really! 没错,是真的跪了！ In the evening after waiting for Xixi and Little Tongtong sleeps, kneels! 晚上等曦曦和小曈曈睡觉后跪的！ Does not have the means that made a bet to lose, can Mo Fei study the same thing not? Seaweed dance too nerve that she does not endure to look straight ahead, Mo Fei study, her only energy...... 没办法,打赌打输了,墨菲总得学一样东西不是吗？那个她都不忍直视的海草舞太神经了,墨菲学不了,她只能…… ...... …… Quiet at dead of night, Yang Yi and Mo Fei, when junction „class”, always some unmarried dogs cannot fall asleep, is brushing Weibo on cell phone. 夜深人静,杨轶和墨菲在交“流”的时候,总有一些单身狗睡不着,在手机上刷着微播。 For example Mu Yucheng, this by kicking diamond Wang Laowu, three years ago Christmas Eves is the unmarried dog, three years later Christmas Eves. 比如穆钰诚,这个挨踢界钻石王老五,三年前的平安夜是单身狗,三年后的平安夜还是。 Then, the Mu Yucheng yearly salary 1 million, rich, person is not ugly, although more than 30, that is also quality resource one, the family member also wants to introduce partner to him, but came and went has collected several pairs, cannot locate successfully, this also really very much made one feel odd! 说起来,穆钰诚年薪1000000,有钱、人也不丑,虽然30多了,那也是优质资源一个,家里人也想给他介绍对象,但来来去去凑了几对,一直就没能处成功,这也还真的很令人感到奇怪！ Even, in the company has the young girl to inquire secretly he was gay! 甚至,公司里都有年轻的女孩子在暗暗打听他是不是gay了！ Naturally, did not say that many Mu Yucheng stories, he is brushing Weibo, saw one because of paying attention to Yang Yi Mo Fei's Weibo that but while convenient pays attention to renewed a video trend . Moreover, looks at the video the title page, should be Yang Yi is holding the video of cat. 当然,不说那么多穆钰诚的故事,他刷着微播,看到自己因为关注杨轶而顺带关注的墨菲的微播更新了一条视频动态,而且,看视频的封面,应该是杨轶抱着猫的视频。 „Fuck, this pigeon Yang, the speed of publishing books slows down, the reason was to go to the lu cat unexpectedly!” Mu Yucheng is filled with righteous indignation, first retransmits, then looks at the video. “卧槽,这个鸽子杨,出书的速度变慢,原因居然是去撸猫了！”穆钰诚义愤填膺,先转发,再看视频。 The video be is only less than one minute, beginning time, Mu Yucheng then hears a sound of rhythm quick drum kit, naturally, the Mu Yucheng anything music talent, the drumbeat has not passed through in the ear, his attention placed has been lying down a pie face in Yang Yi both legs and whole body dark gray kitty. 视频只有不到一分钟,开场的时候,穆钰诚便听到一阵节奏很快的爵士鼓的声音,当然,穆钰诚没啥音乐天赋,鼓声只是在耳边穿过,他的注意力都放在了正躺在杨轶双腿上的一只大饼脸、浑身灰黑灰黑的猫咪身上。 ( Little Clever: Meow? Flexure you!) （小乖:喵？挠你哦！） By Yang Yi is holding Little Clever is actually very adorable, its whole face is puzzled, the eye of round left has a look right to have a look, but Little Clever small mouth of that eight petal shapes, happen to annotates „has compelled ignorant” the word. 被杨轶抱着的小乖其实还是很可爱的,它满脸困惑,圆溜溜的眼睛左看看右看看,而小乖的那八瓣形状的小嘴儿,正好诠释了“懵逼”的这一词。 Who am I? Where am I at? What am I making? 我是谁？我在哪？我在做什么？ Mu Yucheng also thinks a little strange, Yang Yi in the lu cat? But before why he is pinching two of cat, claw? 穆钰诚也觉得有点奇怪,杨轶在撸猫吗？但为啥他捏着猫的两个前爪？ Quick, a funny guy singing sound resounds: „Like a seaweed and seaweed......” 很快,一个逗比的歌声响起:“像一颗海草、海草……” Starts with the singing sound, is two lead legs of Little Clever! 跟着歌声一起动起来的,是小乖的两个前腿！ Before seeing only Yang Yi is pinching Little Clever two claw, the movement pulls up very much standard circles, a claw appears the fork waist shape, a claw has extended, wobbles from side to side like beckoning! 只见杨轶捏着小乖的两个前爪,动作很标准地一撩一绕,一只爪子呈叉腰状,一只爪子伸了出去,像招手一样一扭一扭！ What ghost is this? 这是什么鬼？ Mu Yucheng suddenly has not responded that a face compels looks at Little Clever „performance” ignorant. 穆钰诚一时间没反应过来,一脸懵逼地看着小乖的“表演”。 Then, „sways along with wave” the singing sound resounds, sees only two claw of Little Clever to be pinched by the Yang Yi's big hand, the landslip in the perfectly round body, has rubbed from the head both sides and two ears from bottom to top, but the cheek of Little Clever circle bulging was pushed the Sydney face, the eye narrows a seam...... 接着,“随波飘摇”的歌声响起,只见小乖的两个爪子被杨轶的大手捏着,在自己浑圆的身躯上自下而上地滑过,从脑袋两侧、两个耳朵边搓过,而小乖圆鼓鼓的脸蛋被挤成雪梨脸,眼睛都眯成一条缝…… When Mu Yucheng saw that Little Clever this does not know enjoys the expression time that or gives up resisting reluctantly, he has not laughed very much humane. 当穆钰诚看到小乖这一副不知道是享受还是无奈地放弃抵抗的表情时候,他很不人道地哈哈大笑了起来。 „This Damn, what ghost?” Mu Yucheng cannot bear spits the trough to get up with a smile. “这尼玛,什么鬼啊？”穆钰诚忍不住笑着吐槽起来。 This dance, displays on Little Clever, the demonic nature increased 100 times immediately, Mu Yucheng cannot think, the cat can unexpectedly „dancing”, moreover jumped so enchantingly. 这个舞,在小乖身上表现出来,魔性顿时增加了100倍,穆钰诚根本想不到,猫居然可以“跳舞”,而且还跳得如此妖娆。 Looked that its two small claw were being pinched, the soft body raises the line puppet to wiggle forward probably equally, but also displayed the posture of humanity perfectly, Mu Yucheng thought really own three views were subverted! 看它两个小爪子被捏着,柔软的肢体好像提线木偶一样被扭来扭去,还完美地表现出了人类的姿势,穆钰诚真的是觉得自己的三观被颠覆了！ Originally the cat can also such show package! 原来猫也可以这么骚包啊！ Moreover, sees behind, the fresh idea somewhat retreating times of these movements, Mu Yucheng also notes slightly, oneself before has not paid attention, this cat lies down the posture quite to be also ashamed, in the ash passes the white big belly like this to be supine...... 而且,看到后面,那些动作的新意稍微有些退却时候,穆钰诚还注意到,自己之前都没有注意,这只猫躺得姿势也好羞耻,灰里透白的大肚皮就这样仰着…… But Mu Yucheng has not thought Little Clever to be pitiful, cannot bear has thought Ha Ha smiles. 但穆钰诚还是一点也没有觉得小乖可怜,就忍不住一直想哈哈笑。 Who lets pitiful Little Clever, under the Yang Daddy despotic power, does not dare to struggle actually before then, it has struggled, was only Yang Yi was too quick, Little Clever that Steamed Bun could not overtake could not escape the Yang Yi's Wutzushan unexpectedly, the Little Clever heart like the dying embers, can only accept fate. 谁让可怜的小乖,迫于杨爸爸的淫威,一直不敢挣扎其实在此之前,它挣扎过,只是杨轶手太快了,包子都追不上的小乖居然逃不脱杨轶的五指山,小乖心如死灰,只能认命。 Looks at it to narrow the eye, to live not to have may the love withstand Yang Daddy „humiliation” the appearance, the dear readers only thought that this cat is good „receiving”, jumps very much dances is lovable, will only laugh loudly, can there attend to pitifully, feels sorry for this kid? 瞧它眯着眼睛、生无可恋地承受着杨爸爸的“欺凌”的样子,看官们只觉得这猫好“受”,跳得舞很可爱,只会捧腹大笑,那里顾得上可怜、可怜这个小家伙？ Naturally, has, now under Mo Fei's this Weibo, had to recognize the Little Clever book friends, initiated the commentary below: 当然,也不是没有,现在墨菲的这条微播下面,已经有认出小乖的书友们,在下面发起了评论: „Little Clever protection association expressed the strong protest here...... Well, although I also smiled the belly to cramp a moment ago!” “小乖保护协会在此表示强烈的抗议……唔,虽然刚才我也笑得肚子抽筋了！” „Great Yang, what have you made to our Little Clever? Little Clever, my pitiful Little Clever!” “杨大大,你对我们小乖做了什么？小乖,我可怜的小乖啊！” „Well? Hasn't Little Clever revolted unexpectedly? This is unreasonable! It does not bully Steamed Bun all day very wildly, the disposition?” “咦？小乖居然没有反抗？这不合理啊！它不是整天欺负包子,性格很野的吗？” „Short and long life! Little Clever, has not thought that you are such Little Clever......” “夭寿了！小乖,没想到你是这样的小乖……” Mu Yucheng has not looked at the commentary, after he is looks at this video, but also cannot bear alone there laugh foolishly some little time. 穆钰诚没有看评论,他是看完这个视频后,还忍不住一个人在那里傻乐了好一会儿。 After a while, he shakes the head with a smile, while retransmits one again time this Weibo: „Good, looks at this video, knows the lu cat in original legend to be so interesting, suddenly good to raise a cat!” 过了一会儿,他才一边笑着摇头,一边再转发一次这条微播:“好吧,看完这个视频,才知道原来传说中的撸猫这么有意思,忽然好想养一只猫啊！” Well, with emphasis on cat? 咦,重点怎么会在猫身上？ ...... …… Mu Yucheng attention comparison rare and beautiful flowers, attention of normal person in this song and this demonic nature dance. 穆钰诚的关注点比较奇葩,正常人的关注点还是在这首歌和这个魔性的舞蹈上。 The netizens commented: 网友们纷纷评论: „Ended, had been brainwashed by this song, this song nice to hear, I do not want to spurt Yang Yi to ignore a proper occupation obviously, but suddenly discovered that in my whole evening head is the seaweed seaweed, how broken?” “完了,被这首歌洗脑了,明明这首歌不好听的,我还想喷一下杨轶不务正业的,但忽然发现,我一整晚脑袋里都是海草海草,怎么破？” „Too the demonic nature, this video circulation has broadcast dozens, unexpectedly has not been sick, looks the appearance that this cat enjoys, cannot bear want to smile, what to do?” “太魔性了,这个视频循环播放了好几十遍,居然还没看腻,看着这猫享受的样子,就忍不住想笑,怎么办？” „What did this dance call? Good wants to give us the family|home kitty also to come on one.” “这个舞叫什么啊？好想给我们家猫咪也来上一段。” „In building, your family kitty indicated: No, we do not make!” “楼上的,你们家猫咪表示:不,我们不约！” „Yang Yi has the talent! Does not know really this head is how long, a casual lane song, makes a dance, can be hot!” “还是杨轶有才啊！真不知道这个脑袋怎么长的,随便弄一首歌,弄一个舞,都能火！” „Who noted behind this video the Mo Fei's laughter? Only then my alone thought that this video also did teach us one to pull up younger sister's skill with the cat?” “有谁注意到这个视频背后墨菲的笑声了吗？难道只有我一个人觉得这个视频还教了我们一手用猫来撩妹的技巧吗？” „Ended, I have smiled one in the evening, the second darkness the eye socket is taking this video to look to the schoolmate to the class in that now all schoolmates are smiling, that cannot stop, the teachers gave us entire to encircle ignorant!” “完了,我笑了一晚上,第二天黑着眼眶拿着这个视频到班里给同学看,现在全班同学都在笑,停不下来的那种,老师都给我们整懵圈了！” ...... …… Therefore, was stepping on the year tail, flame of Little Clever in the network. 于是,踩着年尾巴,小乖在网络上小火了一把。 These netizens do not know, Yang Yi and Mo Fei Little Clever „cat dance seaweed” video puts to give them to be cheerful, oneself actually Xixi and Lan Xin two little girl seaweed dance videos hiding. 只是,这些网友们不知道,杨轶和墨菲只是将小乖的“猫舞海草”视频放出来给他们乐呵乐呵,自己却将曦曦和兰馨两个小姑娘的海草舞视频给藏了起来。 In that video, two little girl jump respectively has the characteristics! 那个视频里,两个小姑娘跳得各有特色！ The Xixi two hands fold in the same place, such as the seaweed movement is lithe, the careful small waist turns again is sporty, looked the double pupil that the little girl graceful belt smiles, as if can pinch the small cheek that the water leakage comes, is really lovable makes the person want her to pick up. 曦曦两个手叠在一块,如海草般动作轻盈,细细的小腰肢扭得活力十足,再看小姑娘盈盈带笑的双眸、仿佛能捏出水来的小脸蛋,真的是可爱得让人想把她抱走。 Lan Xin is also pretty good! little girl jumps darlingly, her two small hands imitates the seaweed to swing before the body particularly, the abdomen of oneself circle bulging also turns, this adorable vigor, is pleasing! 兰馨也不赖啊！小姑娘跳得憨态可掬,尤其是她两个小手模仿着海草在身前摆动,自己圆鼓鼓的小肚子也跟着扭起来,这股可爱劲儿,也是让人喜爱不已！ Moreover, do not look at Lan Xin to be fat, she also inherited her mother's attractive five senses, the cheek is also the silkworm embryo of beautiful woman, the big eye clear bright and small nose round high and small mouth is also small and exquisite . Moreover the skin is fresh-faced, is similar to has soaked in the milk is the same! 而且,别看兰馨胖,她也是继承了她妈妈漂亮的五官,脸蛋也是美人的胚子,大眼睛晶莹明亮、小鼻子圆圆翘翘、小嘴巴也是小巧玲珑,而且皮肤粉粉嫩嫩的,如同在牛奶里泡过的一样！ If only the glance, perhaps some were also affected the judgment by her stature, but more looked that will think this chubby girl is very worth looking, clear and soft glutinous appearance, is very likable! 如果只是惊鸿一瞥,或许还有一些被她的身材影响了判断,但越看会觉得这个小胖妞很耐看,圆圆润润、软软糯糯的样子,也是很讨人喜欢的啊！ In video, these two little girl this dance displays cute incisively, moreover looks at their earnest appearances, was only remaining adorable, did not have a feeling of original version crazy! 视频里,这两个小姑娘把这个舞的可爱发挥得淋漓尽致,而且瞧她们俩认真的模样,也是只剩下了可爱,没有一点原版疯癫的感觉！ But this video, Yang Yi will not send. 但这个视频,杨轶才不会发出来。 After all this dance a little cannot amount to something, oneself family member plays happily good, do not take to give these honorable gentlemen to criticize. 毕竟这个舞还是有点上不了台面的,自己家人玩得开心就好,还是不要拿出来给那些正人君子去批判。 This did not say things just to frighten people, the Yang Yi round of Little Clever video a few days, had music critics this song to come out with „seaweed dance”, after criticizing Yang Yi to become famous wallowing in degeneration, said that he only knows played with some brainwashing godly song, lost to the music normal aesthetic...... 这可不是危言耸听,杨轶发小乖的视频没几天,就有乐评家拿“海草舞”这首歌出来,批判杨轶成名后的自甘堕落,说他只知道玩弄一些洗脑神曲,丧失了对音乐的正常审美…… Naturally, Yang Yi will not pay attention to these commentaries. 当然,杨轶是不会去理会这些评论的。