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#97: Shen Lang kills to incur fearfully! Is most miserable Wang Lian


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The after senior principal of Shen Lang’s that town/subdues study has read this examination paper, appears is angry. 沈浪的那个镇学的老校长看过这份考卷后,显得非常生气。 He shivers to point at Shen Lang saying: Domestic animal! Before you had neither learning nor skill in the Cold Water Town school, was ordinary like the rotten wood, studies for nine years unable to complete the initiation, I was driven beyond the limits of forbearance to rush home you. But then you also pure and good-hearted, now unexpectedly plagiarizing and plagiarism of learned, simply are the shames of scholar, is my shame.” 他颤抖指着沈浪道:“畜生啊!之前你在寒水镇学堂就不学无术,如同朽木一般,读书九年都无法完成启蒙,我忍无可忍才将你赶回家去。但当时的你还算纯良,如今竟然学会的剽窃和抄袭,简直是读书人之耻辱,是我的耻辱。” It is not easy, such big age, but also runs to frame by planting stolen goods on to frame. 不容易啊,这么大的年纪了,还跑出来栽赃陷害。 Respecting the elderly and take good care of the young is the traditional virtue. 尊老爱幼是传统美德。 However...... regarding some unprincipled people of aging, is completely a different matter. 但是……对于一些变老的坏人,就完全是另外一回事了。 Wang Lian is pointing at the Shen Lang cold sound said: What words Shen Lang did you have to say? Said!” 王涟指着沈浪寒声道:“沈浪你还有什么话说?说啊!” Then, suddenly has a female saying: Young Master Shen, I do not believe that you will plagiarize. This poem with Wang Lian Registrar is the same, purely yes coincidence is right? You make several better poems to come out, showed that to everyone looked you really have the talent.” 接着,忽然有一个女子道:“沈公子,我不相信你会抄袭。这首诗之所以和王涟主簿的一样,纯粹是巧合对不对?你做出几首更好的诗出来,证明给大家看你是真的有才华。” Right, right!” “对,对!” Shen Lang writes poetry, proves your talent.” 沈浪作诗,证明你的才华。” Right, Shen Lang you make a better verse to come, showed that you are not the disciple of plagiarizing.” “对,沈浪你做出更好的诗句来,证明你不是剽窃之徒。” But at this time, Erjia successful candidate Li Wenzheng said: Scholar on the scene is numerous, has the juren academic honor lowly. Son-in-Law Shen Lang you, if wants, can compete the poetry talent with them. I set a topic, if you poem of doing can surpass them, then showed that your chest has the exquisite silk, is not completely the disciple of plagiarizing.” 而此时,二甲进士李文正道:“在场读书人众多,最低也有举人功名。沈浪姑爷你若愿意,可以和他们比拼诗词才华。我出一题,如果你所做之诗能够超过他们,便证明你胸有锦绣,不完全是剽窃之徒。” Right, asking Sir Li to set the topic, we presented all jurens and Shen Lang compete the poetry.” “对,请李大人出题,我们在场所有举人和沈浪比拼诗词。” Xu Qianqian at this time in heart incomparable pleased. 徐芊芊此时心中无比之快意。 He cannot help but recalled on the same day, Xu Family slandered Shen Lang to steal the golden dye formula. 他不由得回想起当日,徐家污蔑沈浪偷取金黄色的染料配方。 Shen Lang to prove oneself, put out better yellow dyes, violet dye. 沈浪为了证明自己,拿出了更好的黄色染料,还有紫色染料。 Now, was equally good results from different methods is wonderful. 如今,算是异曲同工之妙了。 But had Wang Lian this rash fellow to destroy the Xu Family good deed at that time, today may not have second Wang Lian. 只不过当时有王涟这个二愣子破坏了徐家的好事,今日可没有第二个王涟了。 The audience are the Shen Lang’s enemies. 全场都是沈浪的敌人。 Let Shen Lang write poetry, plays tricks on the clown completely. 沈浪作诗,完全就是戏弄小丑。 Any poem that finally no matter Shen Lang writes, even if to the heaven defying situation, will lose well. 最后不管沈浪做的什么诗,哪怕好到逆天的地步,都会输。 Similar to in the South Korean and Japanese World Cup, how do you kick to be good? The referee was bought over by our some country. 就如同韩日世界杯中,你们踢得再好有怎么样?裁判都被我们某国收买了。 But tonight does not have the referee, or the referee is completely an enemy, must completely the person of Shen Lang being run over and dying. 而今天晚上则没有裁判,或者说裁判全部都是敌人,全部是要将沈浪碾死之人。 This besieges the Count of Xuanwu Residence’s prelude, everyone is young people, does not need the bottom line. 这是围攻玄武伯爵府的前奏,大家都是年轻人,不需要底线的。 Li Wenzheng said: „The book that Shen Lang you write is not «Legendary Love Affair of the Golden Lotus», is titled the love affair how writes poetry?” 李文正道:“沈浪你写的书不是《金/瓶/梅之风月传奇吗》,就以风月为题作诗如何?” Good, is titled the love affair.” “好,就以风月为题。” Shen Lang writes poetry.” 沈浪作诗。” Shen Lang writes poetry!” 沈浪作诗!” Several jurens on the scene instigate. 在场几位举人纷纷怂恿。 Shen Lang disdains to say with a smile: Writes poetry? Why do I want to write poetry? What qualifications do you have to let me and you compete the poetry talent?” 沈浪不屑一笑道:“作诗?我凭什么要作诗?你们有什么资格让我和你们比拼诗词才华啊?” Immediately, these jurens got angry. 顿时,这些举人怒了。 We are the jurens, but your Shen Lang has no academic honor, must discuss the qualifications, is you do not have the qualifications and we places on a par.” “我们是举人,而你沈浪没有任何功名,要论资格,也是你没有资格和我们相提并论。” We give you certificate pure opportunity, actually hasn't treasured?” “我们给你证明清白的机会,竟然还不珍惜?” „After we tested the successful candidate, then can hold the post of City Lord, can become the pillar of the state of country, did you say us entitled?” “等我们考中进士之后,便可以担任城主,可以成为国家之栋梁,你说我们有没有资格?” Your Shen Lang has no academic honor, is only a despicable son in law who takes wife's name, what qualifications do you have and we compare?” “你沈浪没有任何功名,只是一个下贱的赘婿,你有什么资格和我们比?” Immediately, these juren superiority feeling full houses. 顿时,这些举人优越感爆棚。 Shen Lang sneers saying: Among you, can five people have one person to test the successful candidate?” 沈浪冷笑道:“你们当中,五个人可有一人能考中进士吗?” How even if you do test the successful candidate? First mixes several years of civil official, then makes City Lord with great difficulty, finally can achieve the duty of Administrator is your ancestral graves blasts open.” “就算你们考中进士又如何?先混几年文官,然后好不容易做一任城主,最终能够做到太守之职算是你们祖坟炸裂了。” Even if however fifty -year-old time makes you make the county to defend a duty what's the big deal? What nabobism can enjoy, wife who can marry what rank? What house can live in? How many servants can have?” “而就算五十几岁的时候让你们做上郡守一职那又如何?能享受到什么荣华富贵,能娶到什么级别的妻子?能够住什么样的宅子?能够有多少个仆人?” Compares favorably with I?” “比得上我吗?” My Shen Lang lives in ten thousand mu manor, thousand mu mansion, side servant maidservant dozens people. My side casual maidservant, is the beautiful woman of being one in a thousand.” “我沈浪住着万亩庄园,千亩豪宅,身边奴仆侍女几十人。我身边随便一个侍女,都是千里挑一的美人儿。” Brocade clothes that on me wears, value several hundred gold coins. My wife is the female of Count, the entire Raging River County first beautiful woman. Beautiful appearance extremely, stature extremely, martial arts extremely!” “我身上穿的锦衣,价值几百金币。我的妻子是伯爵之女,整个怒江郡的第一美人。美貌绝顶,身材绝顶,武功绝顶!” I go out each time, has dozens cavalries to escort, what kind of ostentation? “我每次出门,都有几十个骑兵护送,何等排场? End point that you struggle your entire life, but is my beginning.” “你们一生奋斗的终点,只不过是我的起点而已。” Your long-awaited all, no, is thing that you have a dream cannot obtain, I am extremely easy to obtain.” “你们梦寐以求的一切,不,是你们做梦都得不到的东西,我唾手可得。” You said, what qualifications you do have and I compare? You have the nonsense superiority feeling before me!” “你说,你们有什么资格和我比?你们在我面前有狗屁优越感啊!” In you juren, was quite great. But actually must make the dog to others, has the qualifications to step into the tonight's banquet.” “你们中了举人,好了不起啊。但却要给别人做狗,才有资格踏入今天晚上的宴会。” However, this banquet, almost goes on for me tonight.” “然而,今天晚上这场宴会,几乎就是为我而开的。” Therefore, you before me, are nothing!” “所以,你们在我面前,算个屁啊!” These words. 这些话一出。 That several jurens, failed to explode completely. 那几个举人,全部哑火了。 Shen Lang you are not concerned about face! 沈浪你不要脸啊! Actually said living off a woman that righteously. 竟然把吃软饭说得那么理直气壮。 Should tell pompously the lie in this scene, you said that these vulgar truth execute the heart, any nonsense meaning. 在这种场面本应该将假话说得冠冕堂皇啊,你说这些庸俗的真话来诛心,什么狗屁意思啊。 However...... 但是…… Why does not know, these lifted in the person heart to fill sorrowfully. 不知道为何,这些举人心中充满了悲哀。 Although the Shen Lang’s words are vulgar, but actually pointed out frankly the truth directly. 沈浪的话虽然粗鄙,但是却直接道破了真相。 This world is so cruel. 这个世界就是如此残忍啊。 This world's most sorrowful is this. 这个世界上最悲哀的就是这个啊。 You your entire life for the paramount objective that it strives, but is others' beginning. 你一生为之奋斗的最高目标,只不过是别人的起点而已。 You spell to go all-out, even almost must pay the life price, the thing that cannot obtain, others lie on the bed the casual check collude, anything had. 你拼尽全力,甚至几乎要付出生命代价,都得不到的东西,人家躺在床上随便勾勾手,什么都有了。 At this time did you accuse Shen Lang’s to be vulgar? Said that I study for the benefitting common people, is thriving for Kingdom of Yue’s? 这个时候你去指责沈浪的庸俗?去说我读书是为了造福万民,是为了越国的繁荣昌盛? In this high-end situation, does not need saying that these false lies, on the scene did have any illiterate. 在这种高端场合,就没有必要说这些虚伪的假话了吧,在场有没有什么愚民。 Was sorry that this world did not have the nationalism temporarily, does not seem like our later generation China, really some innumerable elite heroes for the country, offer oneself all for the nationality. 抱歉这个世界暂时还没有民族主义,不像是我们后世中国,真的有无数精英豪杰为了国家,为了民族献出自己的一切。 ...... …… Then, Shen Lang looked to Xu Qianqian sneered saying: Wish makes me make a better poem to prove haven't oneself plagiarized? Plays the monkey!” 接着,沈浪望向了徐芊芊冷笑道:“想要让我做出更好的诗来证明自己没有剽窃?耍猴啊!” On the same day my Shen Lang was only common people, your Xu Family can be run over and die momentarily, I need to exhaust prove my pureness full power.” “当日我沈浪只是一个草民,你们徐家随时都可以碾死,我才需要用尽全力证明自己的清白。” However now, writes the poem that your mother / compels.” “而现在,作你妈/逼的诗啊。” After Wang Lian listened to the Shen Lang’s words, immediately laughs saying: Shen Lang, were you acting perversely? Your this acknowledged that in disguised form you plagiarized my poem right?” 王涟听了沈浪的话后,顿时大笑道:“沈浪,你这是在耍无赖了是吗?你这就是变相承认你剽窃我的诗了对吗?” „The shame of your writer.” “你这个文人之耻。” You not only snatches my woman, but also larceny my poetry.” “你不但抢我的女人,还偷窃我的诗词。” Jin Mulan, you blind eye, chose such a not to know the man of sense of honor.” 金木兰,你瞎了眼睛了,挑选了这么一位不知廉耻的男人。” Wang Lian above the hall, points at the Shen Lang nose to angrily rebuke. 王涟在大厅之上,指着沈浪鼻子怒斥。 Xu Qianqian innermost feelings incomparable happiness. 徐芊芊内心无比之痛快。 How your doesn't Shen Lang write poetry? How acts perversely? 沈浪不作诗又怎样?耍无赖又怎样? Cannot change a fact. 还是改变不了一个事实。 We throw your filthy water, you are at wit's end, jump in Raging River unable to wash clean. 我们泼你脏水,你无计可施,跳进怒江都洗不清。 Even the domineering rascal, cannot change the fact that you exhausted the bag of clumsy tricks again. 就算再跋扈无赖,也改变不了你黔驴技穷的事实。 Truly, facing at present this aspect, is almost the non-solution! 确实,面对眼前这种局面,几乎是无解的! Because, without referee. 因为,没有裁判。 Or the referee has also gone on stage to fight. 或者说,裁判也已经上场打架了。 Any argument is stupid and unproductive. 任何辩解都是愚蠢而又徒劳的。 At this time, Shen Lang put out one thing silently. 这个时候,沈浪又默默地拿出了一样东西。 Lysergic acid / two ethyl group amides, the world's strongest sends / / medicinal preparation imaginary. 麦角酸/二乙基酰胺,世界上最强的致/幻/剂。 Previous Shen Lang extracted a little from several hundred jin (0.5 kg) mildewy rye. 上次沈浪从几百斤发霉的黑麦中提取出来了这么一点。 And few used on Big Fool’s stepmother Song, effect strange good, has many now. 其中很少一部分用在了大傻的后妈宋氏身上,效果离奇的好,如今还剩下许多。 Is this type of hallucinogen good? 这种致幻剂有多么牛? Anybody cannot shoulder, including Shen Lang. 任何人都扛不住,包括沈浪 In 1942, beautiful / country / / Yang sentiment / report bureau started to study the intelligence control class chemical weapon. The first-class experts of six neurophysiology domains formed a research team, wants interrogation medicine that” invented a criminal to eat can confess without being pressed. 1942年,美/国/中/央情/报局开始着手研究思维控制类化学武器。六名神经生理学领域的一流专家成立了一个研究小组,想要发明一种犯人吃了就会不打自招的“审讯药”。 They used many medicines, has hemp extract( in a big way), the sea x because and wait/etc., the effect is unsatisfactory. 他们采用了许多种药物,有(大)麻提取物,海x因等等,效果都不佳。 Finally, they discovered lysergic acid / two ethyl group amides. 最后,他们发现了麦角酸/二乙基酰胺。 Result thing is most awesome interrogation medicine, the CIA experiments it completely on a US forces senior official, finally he confessed one directly high-level secret, does not have any spiritual resistance. 结果这玩意完全是最牛逼的审讯药,中情局将它实验在美军一个高官身上,结果他直接供出了一个高级机密,没有任何精神抵抗。 Naturally this thing also spoke the dosage. 当然这东西也是讲剂量的。 Few dosage, can have the illusion, as if the soul flies upwards. 少量的剂量,能够让人产生幻觉,仿佛灵魂飞升。 But the words of large dose, the entire brain will be controlled again. Is others asks anything completely, you said anything, as if the whole person absolutely does not have the spirit to defend. 而再大剂量的话,整个大脑都会被人控制。完全是别人问什么,你说什么,仿佛整个人完全没有精神防御。 Later no matter / sentiment / bureau to subdue|grams / standard / suddenly, uses this type of thing to interrogate massively. 之后不管是中/情/局还是克/格/勃,都大量使用这种东西进行审讯。 Had this thing, Shen Lang can the most simple and crude solve Wang Lian, what poem but also wrote to prove own pureness? Laughable! 有了这东西,沈浪可以最简单粗暴解决掉王涟,还做什么诗证明自己的清白?可笑! Wang Lian points at Shen Lang to shout loudly: Shen Lang, if you are the man, is in front of your wife, worked as is presenting everyone's surface acknowledgment to plagiarize my poem.” 王涟指着沈浪大声喝道:“沈浪,如果你还是男人的话,就当着你妻子的面,就当着在场所有人的面承认剽窃了我的诗。” Then, Wang Lian one glass of liquor drank but actually to oneself. 说罢,王涟又给自己倒了一杯酒饮下。 He has not certainly been drunk, but thought to get drunk. 他当然没有醉,只是装着喝醉了而已。 Shen Lang this congealment sent / imaginary medicinal preparation to give Mulan most in secret, then a few words had not said. 沈浪将这颗凝结的最强致/幻剂暗中递给了木兰,然后一句话都没有说。 The Mulan slightly hesitant moment, found a best opportunity, the jade refers to gently a ball. 木兰稍稍犹豫片刻,找到一个最好的机会,玉指轻轻一弹。 Immediately, this world's most intense flew into the Wang Lian cup to / imaginary / medicinal preparation. 顿时,这颗世界上最强烈的致/幻/剂飞入了王涟的杯子里面。 This dosage, gave many times of Song at that time. 这个剂量,足足是当时给宋氏的许多倍。 The entire process is silent. 整个过程无声无息。 Tang Yun, Nangong Ping, wishing boundless and the others is the martial arts expert, such petty action could not hide the truth from them. 唐允,南宫屏,祝无边等人都是武道高手,这样的小动作本是瞒不过他们的。 However Wang Lian stands in front of Shen Lang and Mulan, his body covered the lines of sight of these experts. 但是王涟就站在沈浪木兰面前,他的身体遮挡住了这几个高手的视线。 But Wang Lian is a student, basically any martial arts, naturally will be impossible to discover. 王涟是一个书生,基本上不会什么武功,当然不可能发现。 Even does not need others to urge to drink, he one cup, then drank but actually. 甚至不需要别人劝酒,他又倒了一杯,然后一口饮下。 Wang Lian scolds to say loudly: Shen Lang, do you know? I look down upon you, I look down upon you!” 王涟大声叱责道:“沈浪,你知道吗?我瞧不起你,我瞧不起你!” Dares to do is not at all!” “敢做不敢当啊!” Count of Xuanwu Residence must end, looked for your such son-in-law unexpectedly.” 玄武伯爵府要完了,竟然找了你这样的女婿。” Your this and other despicable people, I shame and you am a companion......” “你这等卑劣之徒,我羞于和你为伍啊……” Then, Wang Lian must depart directly. 然后,王涟直接就要离去。 His duty has been accomplished in any case, threw filthy water , after to Shen Lang plans to walk. 反正他的任务已经完成了,给沈浪泼了一身脏水后就打算走。 Really good to satisfy a craving, is quite crisp. 真是好过瘾,好爽啊。 Shen Lang has no leeway of rebuttal completely. 沈浪完全没有任何反驳的余地。 The entire process, pointed at the nose to scold by his Wang Lian. 整个过程,都被他王涟指着鼻子骂。 Your isn't Shen Lang very fierce? How not awesome. 沈浪不是很厉害吗?怎么不牛逼了。 I slander you, how can you? 我就是污蔑你了,你又能如何? Wang Lian felt oneself are probably graceful. 紧接着,王涟觉得自己好像飘飘欲仙。 The surrounding all pictures start to revolve, becomes grotesque and gaudy. 周围的一切画面开始旋转,变得光怪陆离。 Everyone's face, seems only together the shadow. 所有人的面孔,仿佛都只是一道影子。 The heartbeat of everyone, breathing so clear. 每一个人的心跳声,呼吸声都如此的清晰。 He is quite excited, is quite joyful. 他好兴奋,好快乐啊。 Did I get drunk? 我喝醉了吗? Got drunk quickly? 这么快就喝醉了? Feeling of getting drunk such? 喝醉的感觉这么好吗? Probably became an immortal was the same. 就好像成仙了一样啊。 This feeling was too wonderful, was similar he to change a small tadpole, at airborne excursion. 这种感觉太妙了,就仿佛他重新变回了一只小蝌蚪,在空中漂游。 I...... I opened the front door of new world probably. 我……我好像打开了新世界的大门啊。 This time Wang Lian, entered a very unusual condition. 此时的王涟,进入了一种非常奇特的状态。 After probably is drunk , the effect rides in 100 times. 就好像喝醉酒后效果乘于一百倍。 Which people were drunk talked nonsense, in any secret the heart spoke. 哪些人喝醉酒了都胡言乱语,把心中啥秘密都讲出来了。 But now brain of Wang Lian, then has no defense completely. 而现在王涟的大脑,则完全没有任何防御。 Shen Lang asked suddenly: Wang Lian, you are slandering me, framing by planting stolen goods on me is right?” 沈浪忽然问道:“王涟,你在污蔑我,栽赃我对吗?” Right.” The Wang Lian sound shivers saying: Shen Lang, I am framing by planting stolen goods on you.” “对啊。”王涟声音颤抖道:“沈浪,我就是在栽赃你啊。” This saying, the audience is shocked. 这话一出,全场震惊。 Even is unable to respond all of a sudden. 甚至一下子无法反应过来。 Naturally, almost all people know that Wang Lian is framing by planting stolen goods on Shen Lang, but said from his mouth personally. 当然,几乎所有人都知道王涟在栽赃沈浪,但是却从他嘴里亲自说出。 Shen Lang then asked: „Do I plagiarize your poem?” 沈浪接着问道:“我有没有抄袭你的诗?” No.” Wang Lian said with a smile: I have not written that poem, did not fear that told everyone the truth. Although that poem very short, only then 16 characters, but was good, is not I can write.” “没有啊。”王涟笑道:“我根本就没有写过那首诗啊,不怕告诉所有人实话。那首诗虽然很短只有十六个字,但是太牛了,根本就不是我能够写得出来的。” Shen Lang said: Who that is to make you slander me, frames by planting stolen goods on my?” 沈浪道:“那是谁让你污蔑我,栽赃我的呢?” Immediately, Zhang Jin stands up to say fiercely: Sir Wang Lian, you got drunk.” 顿时,张晋猛地站起道:“王涟大人,你喝醉了。” Comes the person, delivers Sir Wang Lian to rest.” Zhang Jin orders. “来人,送王涟大人去休息。”张晋一声令下。 Immediately, two warriors come, must carry away by force Wang Lian. 顿时,两个武士进来,就要将王涟架走。 Mulan has not spoken, pulls out a soft sword to place on the desktop from the waistband directly. 木兰没有说话,直接从腰带抽出一支软剑放在桌面上。 Does not have the bottom line, has the bottom line.” Mulan light say/way. “没有底线,也是有底线的。”木兰淡淡道。 You can slander my husband resourcefully, throws filthy water toward him on, but we can also counter-attack. 你们可以不择手段地污蔑我夫君,往他身上泼脏水,但我们也可以反击。 If not permit the counter-attack, that do not blame me to begin. 若是连反击都不允许,那就别怪我动手了。 Who dares to carry off Wang Lian, the Mulan's sword dares to cut off whose arm, the warrior life is not in any case valuable. 谁敢来带走王涟,木兰的剑就敢斩断谁的手臂,反正武士性命不值钱。 Shen Lang said: Wang Lian, is who makes you slander my?” 沈浪道:“王涟,是谁让你污蔑我的呢?” Wang Lian said: Is City Lord Liu Wuyan.” 王涟道:“是柳无岩城主。” This saying, the Liu Wuyan complexion drastic change, shouted sternly: Wang Lian, do not talk nonsense, talk irresponsibly, you have gotten drunk.” 这话一出,柳无岩脸色剧变,厉声喝道:“王涟,你不要胡说八道,信口开河,你已经喝醉了。” Wang Lian entered the new world thoroughly, the whole person is quite excited. 王涟彻底进入了新世界,整个人好兴奋啊。 I must fly, I must fly. 我要飞了,我要飞了。 He starts to dig up light oneself clothing unexpectedly, is going against the hip to City Lord Liu Wuyan. 他竟然开始扒光自己的衣衫,然后对着柳无岩城主顶胯。 Is your Liu Wuyan, is you make me slander Shen Lang’s.” “就是你柳无岩,就是你让我污蔑沈浪的。” You shouted to me every day shout out to drink, are bossy. Can you know? I wore the green hat to you, I have rested your concubine, eight times, eight times, ha!” “你每天都对我呼呼喝喝,颐指气使。你可知道?我给你戴绿帽子了,我睡过你的小妾,八次,八次,哈哈哈!” Your concubine said that you are not good, could not support three breath time each time obviously, actually also wanted her to call the quarter of an hour in the wave, thought of you very fierce appearance.” “你小妾说你不行,每次明明支撑不了三呼吸时间,却还要她在浪叫一刻钟,装着你很厉害的样子。” ...... …… Note: Also 4000 character big chapters, the brothers, the recommendation ticket give me, did obeisance to you! 注:又四千字大章,兄弟们,推荐票给我啊,给你们拜了!
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