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#96: The ferocity holds a blade! Reaches the pinnacle


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The banquet started! 宴会开始了! First is Zhang Jin issues the grateful manifesto. 先是张晋发表感激宣言。 Especially feels grateful the arrivals of several great people layer on layer/heavily. 尤其重重感激几位大人物的到来。 Then is Xuanwu City Lord Liu Wuyan delivers the speech, praised Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian, calls it one pair of created by heaven and earth. 接着是玄武城主柳无岩发表讲话,夸奖了张晋徐芊芊,称之为天造地设的一对。 Then is wishes delivers the speech boundlessly, congratulates Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian’s match made in heaven. 然后是祝无边发表讲话,祝贺张晋徐芊芊的佳偶天成。 One pile of idle talk that spoke slightly cross do not raise, abbreviate 5000 characters. 说的一堆废话略过不提,省略五千字。 In these person of speech processes. 在这些人讲话过程中。 The Erjia successful candidate, silver clothes patrolling makes Li Wenzheng not speak, acts with constraint to applaud, shows the smiling face. 二甲进士,银衣巡察使李文正不讲话,矜持鼓掌,露出笑容。 Nangong Ping did not speak, did not applaud, but showed the smiling face. 南宫屏不讲话,不鼓掌,但露出笑容。 The Tang Yun skirt, did not speak very much, did not applaud, did not show the smiling face. 唐允很屌,不讲话,不鼓掌,不露出笑容。 Shen Lang most skirt, did not speak, did not applaud, did not show the smiling face, but also is reading the pornographic picture book. Think of three times does not bump into the Mulan's thigh carefully, was held the wrist/skill by her in secret, after begging for mercy, let off. 沈浪最屌,不讲话,不鼓掌,不露出笑容,还在看春画册子。三次装着不小心碰到木兰的大腿,然后被她暗中抓住了手腕,求饶后被放过。 Then, the banquet enters the cups to interlock, the drinking to heart's content good wine, the pain eats the time of gourmet. 接下来,宴会进入杯盏交错,痛饮美酒,痛吃美食的时光。 But some scene embarrassed. 但场面还是有些尬。 The reason is very simple, because there is Shen Lang and Jin Mulan. 原因很简单,因为有沈浪金木兰在。 The tonight's duty, besieges Shen Lang. 今天晚上的任务,就是围攻沈浪 Therefore, let present everyone unable to flatter well. 所以,让在场所有人都不能好好地拍马屁了。 How good opportunity, Marquis who Guards the North Second Young Master, Count who Advances to the Sea’s heir apparent Tang Yun, silver clothes patrolling caused Li Wenzheng , the Great General who Pacifies the South young master wished boundless also. 原本多么好的机会啊,镇北侯二公子在,晋海伯的世子唐允在,银衣巡察使李文正在,平南大将军的公子祝无边也在。 However no one dares to open the mouth, lest chaotic rhythm. 但是没有一个人敢开口,唯恐乱了节奏。 Enough some little time, finally some people started. 足足好一会儿,终于有人开始了。 Who this person is surnamed wha is not unimportant, the key is a juren. 此人姓什名谁不重要,关键是一个举人。 Even if in Xuanwu City, the juren also absolutely is the upper circles of society, is very rare. 哪怕在玄武城,举人也绝对是上流社会,很稀罕的。 But at the tonight's banquet, the status of juren is also an admission ticket. 但在今天晚上的宴会上,举人的身份也就是一张入场券。 Recently had strange book, everyone may know otherwise?” “最近出了一本奇书,诸位可知否?” The Shen Lang spirit shook, comes! 沈浪精神一震,来了! Only feared that wants not to know, this book fire spread Yangwu County and Raging River County difficultly, moreover this type of fire trend erect quick spread entire Heavenly South Province.” “只怕想要不知都难吧,这本书火遍了阳武郡怒江郡,而且这种大火的趋势正飞快蔓延整个天南行省。” This book also writes is really first-class, inside writing is to the utmost pungent, completely world worldly affairs.” “这本书写得还真是一流啊,里面的文字极尽辛辣,道尽了人间世情。” Has a look, this has is not normal. 看看,这有多么不正常吧。 These people actually praised Shen Lang’s this book. 这些人竟然如此夸奖沈浪的这本书。 Why? 为什么? Is first holds the space to go this book, then pounds to plunge to death layer on layer/heavily. 就是先将这本书捧到天上去,然后再重重砸下来摔死。 Also they can shoot the breeze to this book at this banquet, because no one will say that you read the title page of this book are Xu Qianqian. 也就是在这宴会上他们可以对这本书高谈阔论,因为没有一个人会说你们看啊这本书的封面是徐芊芊啊。 Because the entire opinion can control, this is under banning in legend on. 因为整场的言论都是可以控制的,这就是传说中的禁下不禁上。 If places on the avenue if regarding this book and ensure countless men spurt Xu Qianqian whole head. 如果放在大街上要是谈起这本书,保证无数男人喷得徐芊芊满头满脸。 You have not known that the author wave tomb of this book smiles to live, then in the middle of our everyone present.” “你们还不知道吧,这本书的作者浪陵笑笑生,便在我们在座的诸位当中。” Real?” “真的吗?” Cannot! Too pleasantly surprised.” “不会吧!太惊喜了啊。” Quickly, who told us quickly is?” “快,快告诉我们是谁?” Performing skill too empty boastings of these people, really made person some not endure to look straight ahead. 这些人的演技太浮夸了,真是让人有些不忍直视。 This wave tomb smiles to live, is Count of Xuanwu Residence’s Son-in-Law Shen Lang.” That juren toward the Shen Lang finger/refers. “这位浪陵笑笑生,便是玄武伯爵府的姑爷沈浪。”那个举人朝着沈浪指来。 Immediately, all vision looked to Shen Lang. 顿时,所有的目光都望向了沈浪 Then, almost all people are praising Shen Lang this book to write are outstanding, how unusual refined. 接下来,几乎所有人都在夸奖沈浪这本书写得有多么出色,多么超凡脱俗。 I most like this book inside poem, wrote too well, saw simply three points, often read, could not bear in the heart be filled with all sorts of feelings.” “我最喜欢的就是这本书里面的诗,写得太好了,简直入目三分,每每读起,都忍不住心中感慨万分。” Right, right, right! What you most like which poem in?” “对,对,对!你们最喜欢的是里面的哪一首诗?” First that: Good is rewarded with good, evil will be requited with evil. Justice is inescapable, is sparse and leakproof.” “第一回中的那首:善有善报,恶有恶报。天网恢恢,疏而不漏。” Good poem, extremely good poem.” “好诗,绝顶好诗。” Short powerful, like a sharp sword.” “短促有力,如同一支锋利之剑。” At this time, even Tang Yun and Nangong Ping, and Erjia successful candidate Li Wenzheng cannot bear discuss this poem. 此时,连唐允南宫屏,以及二甲进士李文正都忍不住讨论这首诗来。 Presents all guests, joined this discussion completely. 在场所有宾客,全部加入了这场讨论。 The entire banquet, as if turned into a literary salon, moreover flatters Shen Lang’s literature salon. 整个宴会,仿佛变成了一个文学沙龙,而且是吹捧沈浪的文学沙龙。 Almost all people, are praising this poem to write are so good. 几乎所有人,都在夸奖这首诗写得是何等之好。 But in the meantime! 而就在此时! The Xuanwu City Lord book, juren Wang Lian pounds on the table. 玄武城主簿,举人王涟一拍桌子。 pēng!” !” A loud sound. 一声巨响。 Everyone is peaceful, the vision looked to him. 所有人都安静下来,目光望向了他。 All as if have had a dress rehearsal general accurate. 一切都仿佛彩排过一般精准。 Wang Lian stands up fiercely, is pointing at Shen Lang fiercely said: Your this shameless one, not only snatched my woman, but also stole my poem.” 王涟猛地站起,指着沈浪厉声道:“你这个无耻之徒,不但抢了我的女人,还偷了我的诗。” Shen Lang, why you must plagiarize my article, plagiarizes my poem?” 沈浪,你为何要剽窃我的文章,剽窃我的诗?” You are shameless literary bandits and thieves, this poem is I writes obviously, why do you want to steal?” “你就是一个无耻的文学盗贼,这首诗明明是我写的,你为何要窃取?” ...... …… Tonight to the Shen Lang’s second attack, carries out finally! 今天晚上对沈浪的第二步攻击,终于落实了! Zhang Jin has asked Zhang Chong, the engagement feast attacks to Shen Lang’s, whether must have the bottom line. 张晋问过张翀,订婚宴对沈浪的攻击,是否要有底线。 Zhang Chong said: „Did Shen Lang have the bottom line? Against propriety not to reciprocate!” 张翀道:“沈浪有底线了吗?来而不往非礼也!” Zhang Jin asked: Without the bottom line, will fall our style?” 张晋问道:“如果没有底线,是不是会降了我们的格调?” Zhang Chong said lightly: Political struggle does not have the style, is dirty and is dirtier.” 张翀淡淡道:“政治斗争就没有格调,只有肮脏和更肮脏。” Therefore, Zhang Jin carries out very well father's words. 所以,张晋将父亲的话落实得非常不错。 Moreover, step by step progresses. 而且,一步一步递进。 A lethality move of ratio move is stronger. 杀伤力一招比一招更强。 The following third move, is strikes truly fatally. 接下来的第三招,才是真正致命一击。 However Zhang Jin wants to know, at present this second move of Shen Lang can solve? 但是张晋很想知道,眼前这第二招沈浪能不能解? ...... …… Wang Lian this saying, the audience is shocked! 王涟这话一出,全场震惊! „, Son-in-Law Shen Lang should not make such shameless matter.” “不会吧,沈浪姑爷应该不会做出这样无耻之事吧。” Plagiarizing verse? Completely is the shame of writer!” “剽窃诗句?完全是文人之耻啊!” Young Master Shen Lang, you come out to explain quickly.” 沈浪公子,你快出来解释一下啊。” Sir Wang Lian, do you have the evidence? Without the words of evidence, cannot talk nonsense.” 王涟大人,你有没有证据啊?没有证据的话,不能瞎说的。” At this time, an old elder sets out. 此时,一个年迈的长者起身。 Because he really sat the Queen Dowager surface, Shen Lang saw clearly him at this time. 因为他实在坐得太后面了,沈浪此时才看清楚他。 Unexpectedly is the big teacher in Cold Water Town school, in the words of Earth is the middle school principal, this year 70 years old. 竟然是寒水镇学堂的大教习,用地球的话说就是中学校长,今年已经七十岁了。 But he is only a scholar, has any qualifications attendance tonight's banquet, comes for Shen Lang completely. 但他只是一个秀才而已,有什么资格出席今天晚上的宴会,完全是为了沈浪而来啊。 Before over six months, is he expels the school Shen Lang personally. 半年多前,就是他亲自将沈浪赶出学堂的。 On Shen Lang shame of this scholar given name, passes from his mouth. 沈浪身上这个读书人之耻的名号,也是从他嘴里传出来的。 At this time, this senior principal stands tremblingly, said: Sir Wang Lian, this Shen Lang is my student. Although before he good-for-nothing, but could not have shouldered plagiarizing poetry such charge, if you do not have the evidence, do not throw filthy water blindly.” 此时,这个老校长颤颤巍巍站起来,道:“王涟大人,这沈浪是我的学生。他虽然之前不成器,但也还扛不住剽窃诗词这样的罪名,你若没有证据,就不要瞎泼脏水啊。” Wang Lian said: Naturally has the evidence.” 王涟道:“当然有证据。” Then, he pulled out an article to say from the bosom: Everyone looks, this is eight years ago can't the county trial article, do false?” 接着,他从怀中掏出了一份文章道:“大家看,这是八年前郡试的文章,做不得假吧?” The county tries tests the first pass/test of scholar, the county tries passing to participate in the institute to try, the institute tried passing to finish the scholar academic honor, can further attend the provincial-level civil service examination to test the juren. 郡试是考秀才的第一关,郡试通过者才可以参加院试,院试通过者才获得秀才功名,可以进一步参加乡试考举人。 Therefore, the county tries, although is the rank not high imperial civil service examination test, but also is the official authority. 所以,郡试虽然是级别不高的科举考试,但也是官方权威。 Wang Lian starts to circulate for perusal this examination paper, finally passed to Tang Yun, Li Wenzheng, in Nangong Ping several people of hands. 王涟开始传阅这份考卷,最后传到了唐允,李文正,南宫屏几人手中。 City Lord Liu Wuyan goes forward to point at this examination paper saying: Right, this truly is eight years ago Raging River County trial examination paper. Above also had then Administrator Residence and Heavenly South Province provincal educational officer provincial commander mansion seal.” 柳无岩城主上前指着这份试卷道:“没错,这确实是八年前怒江郡试的考卷。上面还有当时太守府天南行省学政提督府的印章。” Looks at this paper again, looks at this handwriting again, cannot cheat completely.” “再看这纸张,再看这字迹,完全做不了假。” Several young masters, you have a look, from the beginning what in Wang Lian this examination paper writes is this poem: Good is rewarded with good, evil will be requited with evil. Justice is inescapable, is sparse and leakproof.” “几位公子,你们看看,王涟这考卷上一开始就写的是这首诗:善有善报,恶有恶报。天网恢恢,疏而不漏。” Counties of Wang Lian eight years ago tries to write this poem, now in the Shen Lang’s book presents this poem, plagiarizes without a doubt.” 王涟在八年前的郡试上就写过这首诗,如今沈浪的书中又出现了这首诗,毫无疑问是剽窃。” Conclusive evidence!” “铁证如山!” The people on the scene in an uproar. 在场众人哗然。 „, Unexpectedly is really the plagiarism.” “没有想到啊,竟然真的是抄袭啊。” I so appreciate this inside writing poetry fortunately, has not thought that is plagiarizes unexpectedly.” “亏得我如此欣赏这里面的文字诗词,没有想到竟然是剽窃啊。” Simply is the shame of writer!” “简直是文人之耻!” Shen Lang this book was too fiery, cannot suppress, is unable to block. 沈浪这本书太火热了,根本打压不下去,也无法封杀。 Then holds the roof it simply, the charge that will then plagiarize frames by planting stolen goods 那么索性将它捧到最高处,然后将剽窃的罪名栽赃到沈浪头上。 , The crest of wave has since so reversed thoroughly. 如此以来,风头就彻底扭转了。 Before everyone was discussing in the book Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian’s scandal, quick will transform to discussing in the Shen Lang’s plagiarism plagiarizing scandal. 之前大家都在谈论书中徐光允徐芊芊的丑事,很快就会转变到谈论沈浪的抄袭剽窃丑闻上。 Good news never goes beyond the gate , while bad news spreads far and wide. 好事不出门,坏事传千里。 So long as Shen Lang cannot show that tonight own pureness, that the charge of tomorrow's this plagiarism, becomes will be settled. 只要今天晚上沈浪不能证明自己的清白,那明日这个抄袭的罪名,就会变得板上钉钉。 Even later the truth reversed was still useless, no one cared. 就算以后真相逆转也没用了,没人在乎的。 Saliva that masses spouts, after being similar to the man at night the fervor , the bullet that erupts, cannot take back in the pouch. 大众喷出的口水,就如同男人夜晚激情后喷发的子弹,是收不回囊中的。 That senior principal said: Sir Wang Lian, my student Shen Lang and you have no happening together, how does he possibly copy to obtain your poem?” 那个老校长道:“王涟大人,我的学生沈浪和你没有任何交集,他怎么可能抄得到你的诗啊?” Wang Lian said: Venerable, on the same day after Shen Lang was injured, I took pity on him, once helped him review lessons to his family/home, teaches him to study of half a month. Has not thought that this child heartless and cruel, plagiarizes the poem that I write unexpectedly.” 王涟道:“老先生,当日沈浪受伤后,我怜惜他,曾经到他家帮他温习功课,教他读书半个月之久。没有想到此子狼心狗肺,竟然剽窃我写的诗。” That senior principal shivers to point at Shen Lang saying: May have this matter.” 那个老校长颤抖指着沈浪道:“可有此事。” Shen Lang has not paid attention to him, but puts out a hand saying: „The Wang Lian examination paper, shows me.” 沈浪没有理会他,而是伸手道:“王涟的考卷,给我看看。” Wang Lian and Liu Wuyan go forward, opens this examination paper, from the Shen Lang about two chi (0.33 m), actually does not hand over in his hand. 王涟柳无岩上前,将这份考卷张开,距离沈浪两尺左右,却不交到他的手中。 Shen Lang looked, immediately judges. 沈浪一看,立刻判断出。 This truly is eight years ago county trial examination paper, no matter the paper or the handwriting, filled the trace of years. 这确实是八年前郡试的考卷,不管是纸张还是字迹,都充满了岁月的痕迹。 Moreover examination paper from the beginning, really has: Good is rewarded with good, evil will be requited with evil. Justice is inescapable, is sparse and leakproof. 而且考卷的一开始,果然有:善有善报,恶有恶报。天网恢恢,疏而不漏。 What is most essential, each character of this poem, is the Wang Lian handwriting, moreover is he eight years ago handwriting. 最关键的是,这首诗的每一个字,都是王涟的字迹,而且是他八年前的字迹。 Each character, filled the trace of years. 每一个字,也都充满了岁月的痕迹。 Even if adds the wisdom brain with X-ray, affirmed as before this is the character that Wang Lian writes, not forge. 哪怕用X光加智脑,也依旧肯定这是王涟写的字,不是伪造的。 The examination paper is real, the above each character is real. 考卷是真,上面的每一个字都是真。 awesome! 牛逼啊! Makes the person praise to the heavens simply! 简直让人叹为观止! Seeming like, is completely the conclusive evidence. 看上去,完全是铁证如山了。 But without a doubt, Wang Lian has not written this poem from the start. 但毫无疑问,王涟压根就没有写过这首诗。 How that Wang Lian achieves? 王涟是怎么做到的呢? Means that Shen Lang shortly, guesses correctly. 沈浪顷刻之间,就猜到的办法。 Wang Lian has not written this poem, but this poem only then 16 characters, each character is very ordinary, almost every scholar has written. 王涟是没有写过这首诗,但这首诗只有十六个字,每一个字都很普通,几乎每一个读书人都写过。 Then, before Wang Lian, has written these characters cut completely, puts together this poem. 那么,王涟就将之前写过的这些字全部剪切下来,拼成这首诗。 Then looks for the wisest calligraphy and painting to mount everyone, pastes these 16 characters in Wang Lian the examination paper eight years ago, finally in the examination paper surface mounts on a transparent paper. 然后找来最高明的书画装裱大家,将这十六个字贴在八年前王涟的这份考卷上,最后在考卷表面装裱上一层透明之极的纸。 The one who knows most awesome is what? 知道最牛逼的是什么吗? Finally this cellophane eight years ago the blank region of some calligraphy works uncovers, this can be full of the years the trace. 最后这层透明纸都是从八年前某个书画作品的空白区域揭下来,这样才能充满岁月的痕迹。 On Earth, the skills of these calligraphy and painting counterfeiters were in the situation of reaching the pinnacle. 在地球上,那些书画造假者的功力就到了登峰造极的地步。 A great picture, can open three to sell, triplicate copies. 一副名画,可以揭开三层来卖,一式三份。 In addition, but can also achieve half is real, half are the false, seamless tiled. 不但如此,还可以做到一半是真,一半是假,无缝拼接。 In brief, is not the person of absolute expert, cannot see any flaw. 总之,不是绝对内行之人,根本就看不出任何破绽。 But at present the Wang Lian this eight years ago examination paper, almost does reaches the pinnacle. 而眼前王涟这份八年前的考卷,几乎就做得登峰造极了。 At least Shen Lang cannot see the flaw completely. 至少沈浪完全看不出破绽。 Each character real, each paper has eight years of years, each official stamp also real. 每一个字都是真的,每一份纸张都有八年的岁月,每一个官印也都是真的。 This represented the authority, really results in cannot again. 这就代表了权威,真得不能再真。 Shen Lang can only praise to the heavens, loudly shouted awesome. 沈浪只能叹为观止,大呼一声牛逼 Even the county first-level government authorities, help Wang Lian counterfeit, must charge final judgment on a person's life can be made only after he is dead and buried of Shen Lang plagiarizing plagiarism. 连郡一级的官府,都帮助王涟作假,要将沈浪剽窃抄袭的罪名盖棺定论。 Wang Lian is pointing at the Shen Lang cold sound said: Now the conclusive evidence, did you plagiarize my poem, what words Shen Lang you have to say?” 王涟指着沈浪寒声道:“现在铁证如山,你抄袭我的诗,沈浪你还有什么话说?” ...... …… Note: The next chapter extinguished him, does not tow the play, does not copy the poem! The everyone eldest child votes to me, gives me the strength, I want the symbol to the midnight. 注:下一章就灭了他,绝不拖戏,绝不抄诗!诸位老大投票给我吧,给我力量,我要码字到半夜。
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