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#80: Shen Lang book penetrating fire in a stove! Detonates the entire city!


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Regarding the Orchid Mountain City cultural circle, today is a big day. 对于兰山城文化界,今天是一个大日子。 Because the rich and powerful family aristocrat big talented person Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume went on the market. 因为豪门贵族大才子祝文华的鸳鸯梦》下册上市了。 Several bookstore in city welcomed the unprecedented grand occasion completely. 城内的几家书坊完全迎来了前所未有的盛况。 This is the least bit is not exaggerating. Because the volume one of the book has created the sales record, accumulated the innumerable readers, they had waited for over six months, awaits eagerly completely. 这是半点都不夸张的。因为这本书的上册就已经创造了销售记录,积累了无数的读者,她们已经等了半年多,完全是望眼欲穿。 The young ladies of good family in entire city almost turn out in full strength, lining up in several bookstore purchases. 全城的闺秀几乎都倾巢而出,在几个书坊中排队购买。 This book freely is the Ruyu Pavilion seal, but other bookstore also sell, but must from the Ruyu Pavilion inventory then be. 这本书尽管是如玉阁印的,但是其他书坊也都有卖,只不过要从如玉阁进货便是。 This morning, each bookstore some people are lining up. 今天一早,每一个书坊都有人在排队。 Especially Ruyu Pavilion, the population of lining up surpasses 200. 尤其是如玉阁,排队的人数超过二百之多。 This placed the ancient China period, almost does not dare to imagine, particularly the Song Dynasty later lady, basically was the front door, two did not step. 这放在中国古代时期,几乎是不敢想象的,尤其是宋朝之后的大家闺秀,基本上都是大门不出,二门不迈。 Naturally, this world most famous families do not meet after the wedding demurely line up to buy the book originally, sends the maidservant and servant comes. 当然了,这个世界大部分的名门闺秀也不会亲自来排队买书,都是派遣丫鬟和奴仆来的。 But the girls of some well-off families, in the family/home do not have the servant, can only come to arrange personally. But some lady are infatuated with Zhu Wenhua specially, longs for that can see him today, appears in public to line up. 但有些小康之家的女孩子,家中没有奴仆,只能自己亲自来排了。而有些大家闺秀特别迷恋祝文华,渴望在今日能够见到他,也抛头露面来排队。 Other stall peddlers seize the chance to sell the fan in the , suddenly on entire bookstore front street bustling, crowding one another, is really the rare marvelous sight. 其他小摊小贩趁机在边上推销扇子,一时间整个书坊前面的街上熙熙攘攘,摩肩接踵,真是难得一见之奇景。 Orchid Mountain City other scholars see it, cannot help but envies the envy to hate. 兰山城的其他读书人见之,不由得羡慕嫉妒恨。 Why? 凭什么啊? Everyone is a scholar, are you so outstanding? 大家都是读书人,偏偏你这么优秀? So many younger sisters, I, one year cannot use up every day. 这么多妹子,我每天一个,一年也用不完啊。 Opened the door!” “开门了!” Arrives at the flash of front door in the solar photo, several bookstore opened the door simultaneously. 在太阳照到大门的一刹那,几家书坊同时开门了。 Then several hundred welled up personally, takes the silver coin in hand, snatches the book desperately. 然后几百个人涌了进去,拿着手中的银币,拼命地抢书。 Merely after one double-hour ! 仅仅一个时辰后! The inventory in this bookstore was sold out completely. 这家书坊里的存货全部售罄了。 This sales speed was really astonishing! 这个销售速度真是惊人了啊! The boss in this bookstore regretted secretly, are not why many prepares goods, hurries to send the waiter to go to Ruyu Pavilion to enter the book. 这家书店的老板暗自后悔,为何不多备货啊,赶紧派伙计去如玉阁进书。 At this time will definitely be butchered a blade, but good sold. 这个时候肯定会被宰一刀的,但是太好卖了啊。 Which this «Affectionate Couple's Dream» is a book, simply is money of walk. 这《鸳鸯梦》哪是一本书啊,简直就是行走的钱啊。 Suddenly, the person who has not bought the book complained. 一时间,没有买到书的人纷纷抱怨。 But the person who has bought the book has not departed, lingers in bookstore, read impatiently. 而已经买到书的人也没有离去,盘桓在书坊内,迫不及待阅读起来。 Read, while was full of praise. 一边读,一边赞不绝口。 Wishing the court attendant is really the wonderful talented person, this wrote too well.” “祝郎真是奇才子啊,这写得太好了。” Right, that poem of opening the mouth, said completely the world good and bad in life simply.” “对,开口的那首诗,简直道尽了人间辛酸苦辣。” Really worthily is the Orchid Mountain City first talented person.” “真不愧是兰山城第一才子啊。” Today the new book goes on the market, Young Master Zhu does not come, I also expect see above him one side.” “今日新书上市,祝公子怎么也不来啊,我还期望见上他一面呢。” Young Master Zhu that superficial person, he is can it be that supercilious, he writes the best work by all means that does not care about the sales volume, even does not care about the person to read.” 祝公子岂是那种肤浅之人,他才心高气傲呢,他只管写出最好的作品,根本不在乎销量,甚至不在乎有没有人读。” Right, our Young Master Zhu are such aloof from worldly affairs proud.” “对,我们的祝公子就是这么清高骄傲。” Did Zhu Wenhua come? 祝文华来了吗? Naturally came, he masquerades to become a middle-aged man, pushes in the crowd. 当然来了,他乔装打扮成为一个中年男子,挤在人群中。 Looks that the innumerable females are crazy for him, listening to countless people to praise his spoken language, in the heart was too simply crisp. 看着无数女子为他疯狂,听着无数人夸奖他的言语,心中简直太爽了。 In his heart dark crisp, while despises to disdain. 他心中一边暗爽,一边鄙夷不屑。 Do the common fat vulgar powders also match to keep thinking about me on your and other? 就你们这等庸脂俗粉也配惦记我? You also give my Yang-yang reputation, as a I forever glorious under background. 你们也就是给我扬扬名声,作为我光芒万丈之下的一个背景而已。 Only then Zhang Chunhua this grade of talent and beauty, the family background prominent female can be joined to me. 只有张春华这等才貌双全,出身显赫的女子才配得上我。 In Zhu Wenhua heart secretly thought: Chunhua? You saw, I was what kind of light shining in all directions, were how many females crazy for me? But I actually only love your crazily.” 祝文华心中暗道:“春华啊?你看到了吗,我是何等光芒四射,有多少女子为我疯狂?而我却只痴恋你一人。” As for Shen Lang must at the Orchid Mountain City publishing books incident, Zhu Wenhua throw into beyond the highest heavens. 至于沈浪要在兰山城出书一事,祝文华早就抛到九霄云外了。 So long as his a few words, do not dare to publish the Shen Lang’s book in surrounding several county bookstore, no dares to sell. 只要他一句话,在周围几郡没有一家书坊敢出沈浪的书,也没有一家敢卖。 Heard enough the people after his praise, Zhu Wenhua departs longingly. 听够了众人对他的夸奖之后,祝文华依依不舍地离去。 Everyone expected that " Affectionate Couple's Dream » final volume will sell greatly, but has not thought of unexpectedly fiery to this situation. 所有人都预料到《鸳鸯梦》下册会大卖,但没有想到竟然火爆到这个地步。 ...... …… Approximately 9 to 11 a.m, is 89 : 00 am time. 大约巳时,也就是上午89点的时候。 The Orchid Mountain City major bookstore entrances presented a stall, a total of 13. 兰山城各大书店门口都出现了一个摊位,总共十三个。 In each stall, is suspending over a hundred books densely and numerously, only reveals the back, without reveal title page. 每一个摊位上,密密麻麻摆着上百本书,只露出书脊,没有露封面。 Completely is Shen Lang and Jin Mucong about writing «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus». 全部都是沈浪金木聪合写的《金瓶梅之风月无边》。 On the bookstore of others Zhu Wenhua’s book sells in big, your book actually sets up a stall *** the standard is a little low. 人家祝文华的书在高大上的书店里面卖,你的书却摆摊***格有点低啊。 This as if engaged in the crosstalk in Deyunshe, set up a stall engages in the crosstalk. 这就仿佛一个在德云社说相声,一个摆摊说相声。 Asked the price again? 再一问价格? My goodness, 60 copper coin books, want 20% compared with «Affectionate Couple's Dream» expensively. 好家伙,六十铜币一本,比《鸳鸯梦》还要贵20%啊。 Were you think money thinks crazily? 你这是想钱想疯了吗? Who is the author? 作者是谁? The wave tomb smiles to live, has not listened, where drill does not know any cat flatter dog. 浪陵笑笑生,从来没有听过,不知道哪里钻出来的阿猫阿狗。 Others Young Master Zhu Wenhua that big fame, a book sells 50 copper coin. 人家祝文华公子那么大的名气,一本书才卖五十铜币。 Your a book that doesn't have the fame to be small writes must sell 60 unexpectedly? 你一个毫无名气小喽喽写的书竟然要卖六十? Your that...... the pen inlays the gold/metal? 你那……笔是镶金的吗? Therefore, sells the Shen Lang book in these stalls, is almost infrequently visited, nobody will ask. 所以,卖沈浪书的这些摊位上,几乎门可罗雀,无人问津。 Many people push in the bookstore as before bustlingly, is waiting for " Affectionate Couple's Dream » new goods on the shelf. 许多人依旧熙熙攘攘挤在书店中,等待着《鸳鸯梦》新货上架。 These person of half female, half male. 这些人一半是女的,一半是男的。 Male buys «Affectionate Couple's Dream» are actually not many, why they come, because the younger sister are many. 男的来买《鸳鸯梦》其实不多,那他们为啥而来,因为妹子多啊。 Jam-packed , does the Moroccan chest meet the ass is also very normal matter not? 拥挤不堪下,摩胸接腚也是很正常的事情不是吗? No one want to say that I play the hooligan. 谁也别想说我耍流氓。 But in the meantime! 而就在此时! Suddenly...... 忽然…… Has man one to call out in alarm! 有个男人一声惊呼! Looks at outside!” “看外面!” Immediately, dozens over a hundred men on the scene look toward outside. 顿时,在场几十上百名男子朝外面看去。 My God that! 我的天那! ...... …… In outside bookstall, presented a colored big chart. 外面的书摊上,出现了一张彩色大图。 Unprecedented color impact! 前所未有的色彩冲击! What in the big poster draws is beautiful male Zhu Wenshan and Ximen Xianxian. 大海报上画的是美男祝文山西门纤纤 The female obsequious attitude comes up in great numbers and from all sides, the sex appeal is peerless, places impulse of this world to the man vision, simply is explosive. 女子媚态横生,性感绝伦,放在这个世界对男人视觉的冲击力,简直是爆炸性的。 Especially Shen Lang used the Western portrait way drawing, is colored. 尤其沈浪用了西方写真的方式绘画,还是彩色的。 Compared with the beautiful woman chart of this world, did not know clearly many times, attractive many times. 比起这个世界的美人图,不知道逼真了多少倍,诱人了多少倍。 That above woman, is so unexpectedly lifelike, the probably real woman prints simply on the paper is the same. 那上面的女人,竟然如此逼真,简直就好像真女人印在纸上的一样。 No, no. 不,不。 This is more attractive than the real woman. 这比真女人还要好看。 That waist, Naqu line. That stance, that body posture. 那腰身,那曲线。那姿态,那体位。 Although wears the silk small clothes, but compares does not put on is explosive, the key is transparent. 虽然穿着丝绸小衣,但比不穿还要劲爆啊,关键还是透明的啊。 Far more than bewitches to absorb the mortal form, detonates the dirty mind of man simply instantaneously. 何止勾魂摄魄,简直瞬间引爆男人的肮脏心灵啊。 Lifelike, although is the static state, but the man on the scene can definitely the brain make up the movement scene. 活灵活现啊,尽管是静态的,但在场男人完全可以脑补动作场面。 Excuse me, our old society people, have not accepted gradually influencing of any small movie. 拜托,我们旧社会的人,从来都没有接受过任何小电影的熏陶啊。 The visual impact of this flash, cannot bear completely. 这一瞬间的视觉冲击,完全受不了啊。 Simply is the visual bomb. 简直就是视觉炸弹。 The temperature in crowd rises suddenly. 人群中的温度骤然上升。 Anyone, who withstand/top me with the stick?” Suddenly, the female angrily rebukes. “谁,谁用棍子顶我?”忽然,有一个女子怒斥。 This saying as if pebble. 这话仿佛一个小石子。 Instantaneously, in the bookstore man, surrounded outside bookstall turbulently. 瞬间,书店里面的男人汹涌而出,将外面的书摊包围了。 ...... …… The small bookstall, was encircled in three, outside three. 小小的书摊,被围得里三层,外三层。 These students act with constraint, but is asking the book. 那些书生还是矜持的,只是在问书。 But these rascal men did not need to be fastidious any were dignified, collected under this giant colored poster, research inch by inch. 而那些无赖男子则不用讲究什么体面了,凑在这张巨大彩色海报下,一寸一寸的研究。 Hey, does your eye nearly collect does do? You think that this can see the thing that you want across the clothing slit? I have tried, useless.” “喂,你眼睛凑得那么近干什么?你以为这样就能穿过衣衫缝隙看到你想要的东西?我试过了,没用的。” „Do you, what smell to smell with the nose? What flavor do you also want to smell?” “还有你,用鼻子嗅什么嗅?你还想嗅出什么味道?” That dreadful dwarf, cannot stick out one's tongue, licks to spend to want you to compensate!” “那个猥琐的矮子,不许伸舌头,舔花了要你赔啊!” The waiter who sells the book is calling loudly. 卖书的伙计大声吆喝着。 Fine work that «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus», the true rich and powerful family aristocrats write.” “《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》,真正豪门贵族所写的传世巨著啊。” Inside story, originates from the honorable person completely.” “里面的故事,全部来源于真人啊。” Looked casually, unattractive does not ask for money.” “随便看,不好看不要钱啊。” On the scene, no matter the scholar, is a merchant, takes up a book to glance through. 在场的不管是读书人,还是商人,纷纷拿起一本书翻阅。 Really! 果然不得了啊! The title page is so exciting, is lifelike. 封面就这么刺激,那么逼真。 «Legendary Love Affair of the Golden Lotus». 金/瓶/梅之风月传奇》。 This book title sounds, has the story very much. 这个书名听上去,就很有故事啊。 Has impatiently immediately opens the book, looks for inside other illustrations, then makes noise. 有性急的立刻翻开书,找里面的其他插图,然后啧啧出声。 Really shocking. 真是惊艳啊。 Each illustration is different, some are charming, some are naive, cancels the person, some aggravate. 每一幅插图都不一样,有的娇媚,有的天真,又的勾人,有的惹火。 These females are all beautiful, is all moving. 这些女子无一不美,无一不动人。 This attractive marking beautiful woman, before radically is, has not seen. 这种诱人的画上美人,根本是之前不曾见过的。 On the scene scholar, most has knowledge also most nitpicking one group of people. 在场中的读书人,是最有学问也最挑剔的一群人。 They drools with envy, while the innermost feelings disdain open p. 1, fills the psychology of nitpicking and keeping aloof to read. 他们一边垂涎三尺,一边内心不屑地翻开第一页,充满挑剔和高高在上的心理进行阅读。 In their opinion this type of book is the pornographic picture book, is only the drawing is attractive, the writing content is doomed is indecently, even is vulgar is full of loopholes. 在他们看来这种书就是春画册子,就只是图画诱人,文字内容注定是不堪入目的,甚至粗鄙得漏洞百出。 However only looked at several pages merely, these scholars somewhat were then dull. 然而仅仅只看了几页,这些读书人便有些呆了。 Is the story attractive, and discussed separately, but this inside writing attainments were really high. 故事好不好看且另说,但这里面的文字造诣实在是高啊。 To seeing clearly of worldly wisdom, simply deep out-of-the-way bone to inter the body. 对人情世故之洞察,简直深僻入骨。 Here each paragraph of writing, is almost disclosing the cunningness and intelligence of author. 这里的每一段文字,几乎都透露着作者的狡黠和智慧。 More looks, more was discovers this book simply certainly. 越看下去,越是发现这本书简直绝了。 Looks at more than ten pages of times, determination this book is splendid. 看十几页的时候,就判定这本书非常出色。 Looks at dozens pages of times, determination this book is extremely outstanding. 看几十页的时候,就判定这本书极其杰出。 But looked at half of times, thumped the table and shouted praise completely. 而看了一半的时候,完全拍案叫绝。 Good book, rare good book, strange book! 好书,难得一见的好书,奇书 Like this book, should buying careful reading, repeatedly. 像这等好书,就应该买回家细细阅读,一遍又一遍。 Like the old wine, like the good tea, needs to savor slowly. 如同老酒,如同好茶,需要慢慢品味。 Immediately, these learned men give money generously. 顿时,这些有学问的男人纷纷慷慨解囊。 Wonderful, wonderful! 妙哉,妙哉! Has not thought in the roadside, suddenly discovered one so classical, so splendid book. 没有想到在路边,竟然发现了一本如此经典,如此出色的书。 When drinks a large cup of wine as a penalty for losing in a finger-guessing game! 当浮一大白啊! ...... …… But these do not have the knowledge, man who however is literate. 而这些没有学问,但是识字的男人。 Opens the first meat article, wrote too well. No comparison between them with the beforehand these books completely, was too exquisite. As if each picture performs in the brain. 翻开第一段肉文,写得太好了。和之前那些书完全不可同日而语,太细腻了。仿佛每一个画面都在脑子里面上演。 Opens the second meat article, wrote, good. 翻开第二段肉文,写得太,太好了。 Opens the third meat article, not good...... is not good, I must go home one. 翻开第三段肉文,不行……不行了,我得回家一趟了。 ...... …… Does not have the man who the knowledge is not literate as for these. 至于那些没有学问又不识字的男人。 Opens the first illustration. 翻开第一张插图。 , Family's yellow-faced old women were unable to continue watching awfully completely. 要命了啊,家里的黄脸婆完全看不下去了。 Too attractive, was too lifelike. 太好看,太逼真了啊。 This where is the picture, this simply is...... the art. 这哪里是画儿啊,这简直就是……艺术啊。 Opens the second illustration. 翻开第二张插图。 Wonderful, wonderful, later a night of person does not need to sleep alone to be difficult to sleep, has the pleasure. 妙啊,妙呀,以后一个人的夜里不必孤枕难眠,有乐子了啊。 Opens the third illustration. 翻开第三张插图。 It is not good, is not good, I must go to a Lichun institute. 不行,不行,我要去一趟丽春院。 ...... …… Leave alone learned scholar, does not have the merchant of knowledge, or is the vulgar mediocre person. 别管是有学问的读书人,还是没有学问的商人,又或者是低俗之极的庸人。 Buys. 纷纷掏钱购买。 Even some are not literate, but the rich man also buys one to go home. 甚至有些不识字,但有钱的男人也买一本回家。 I do not need to be literate, light/only looked at the picture on the line. 我也不用识字,光看画儿就行了。 Later every night reports on accomplishments, puts out this book to open these pictures, immediately full of energy, has high morale, does not need in the distiller's grains by family/home to shut out quite a while cannot get up. 以后每天晚上交差的时候,拿出这本书翻开这些画儿,立刻就精神抖擞,斗志昂扬啊,也不用被家里的糟糠嫌弃半天起不来。 In brief, no matter learned, without knowledge, man who even is not literate. 总之,不管有学问的,没学问的,甚至不识字的男人。 So long as some the men of money, caught the whole lot in a dragnet by Shen Lang this book completely. 只要有一些钱的男人,全部被沈浪这本书一网打尽。 ...... …… The similar situation performs in the Orchid Mountain City 13 bookstalls completely! 同样的情形在兰山城十三处书摊全部上演! Unprecedented fiery! 前所未有的火爆 Shen Lang’s this book really sold thoroughly insanely! 沈浪的这本书真的彻底卖疯了! Suppresses completely thoroughly the crest of wave that the Zhu Wenhua new book sold. 完全将祝文华新书发售的风头彻底压制下去了。 Actually as to sell how many? 至于究竟卖了多少本? God knows! 天知道啊! ...... …… Note: The brothers, recommend the ticket, recommends the ticket! It is my food! 注:兄弟们,推荐票,推荐票啊!它就是我的饭啊!
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