( Celebrates for old man who new hegemon listens to sea, feels grateful inexplicably!) (为新盟主听海的老男人贺,感恩莫名！) Heard Shen Lang saying that wanted Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» steamroll to become dregs. 听到沈浪说要把祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》碾压成渣。 The dreadful middle-aged storekeeper Deng Xian cannot help but neck shrinks, said: „Young Master, this...... this difficulty.” 猥琐中年掌柜邓先不由得脖子一缩,道:“公子,这……这难点。” Shen Lang said: „How many did the Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» volume one sell?” 沈浪道:“祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》上册卖了多少本？” Deng Xian said: „4600 books, this is the books of Orchid Mountain City release, sales volume besides four books and five classics highest.” 邓先道:“四千六百本,这是兰山城发行的书籍,除了四书五经之外销量最高的了。” The Orchid Mountain City large-scale channel can cover 30-40 cities, several million population. 兰山城大型渠道能够涵盖30-40城,几百万人口。 Therefore 4600 books, truly were a very high sales volume. 所以四千六百本,确实是一个非常高的销量了。 Deng Xian said: „Zhu Wenhua is aristocrat's son, the youngster juren, is the big talented person, the book also writes attractively. Therefore no matter his book the family treasure or the prestigious family are demure, every itself. The young ladies of many rich man are infatuated with him specially, often buys over a hundred books all of a sudden, in the servant beautiful women to family/home sends a itself.” 邓先道:“祝文华是贵族之子,少年举人,又是大才子,书也写得好看。所以他的书不管是小家碧玉还是名门闺秀,人手一本。很多有钱人的小姐特别迷恋他,经常一下子买上百本,给家里的奴仆美人都发一本。” Shen Lang cannot help but remembered on for a lifetime on Earth these small fresh meat, each movie opens, has the crazy female fans to buy several hundred tickets all of a sudden, then stands in the movie theater entrance, sees the person to deliver one. 沈浪不由得想起了上一辈子地球上那些小鲜肉,每一次电影一上映,就有疯狂的女粉丝一下子买几百张票,然后站在电影院门口,见人就送一张。 But does this, the style somewhat is really low. 只不过这样做,格调实在有些低啊。 He such big influence, no wonder after opening the mouth to block Shen Lang, entire Orchid Mountain City all bookstore do not dare to publish books to Shen Lang. 他这么大的影响力,难怪开口封杀沈浪后,整个兰山城的所有书坊都不敢给沈浪出书。 Shen Lang said: „Storekeeper Deng, how many book has your book most sold?” 沈浪道:“邓掌柜,你的书最多卖过多少册？” Deng Xian said: „2700 volume, but that book seven entirely succeed is the picture, remaining three mature is the writing, moreover very undisguised vulgar, is no comparison between them with your book completely.” 邓先道:“两千七百册,不过那本书七成都是画儿,剩下三成才是文字,而且非常露骨低俗,和您的书完全不可同日而语。” Then Deng Xian said slightly hesitant: „Said that sentence, your book level was too a little high, I feared that my guests somewhat did not adapt. Reason that dares to estimate 3000 volume , because your meat play wrote too well, your illustration was better.” 接着邓先稍稍犹豫道:“说句实在的,您的书水平有点太高了,我怕我的客人们有些适应不了。之所以敢预估三千册,是因为您的肉戏写得太好了,您的插画更好。” Shen Lang said: „You thought how many Zhu Wenhua's «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume can buy?” 沈浪道:“那你觉得朱文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册能买多少本？” Deng Xian said: „5000 books, even 6000 books.” 邓先道:“五千本,甚至六千本。” Because " Affectionate Couple's Dream » volume one trained too many readers, countless people are waiting. 因为《鸳鸯梦》上册培养了太多的读者了,无数人都在翘首以待。 Therefore, the final volume sales volume is definitely terrorist. 所以,下册的销量肯定非常恐怖。 Deng Xian said: „I, if pushes desperately, your book can sell 3000 books, but high was really again difficult, wants to surpass the Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume, is more impossible.” 邓先道:“我若拼命地推,您的书能够卖三千本,但是再高真就难了,想要超过祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,就更不可能了。” Then, a Deng Xian facial color correct path: „To be honest, Young Master Shen your book was much better compared with Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream», even is completely not in a scale, but...... your book was too perhaps good, most people looked that did not understand greatly.” 接着,邓先面色一正道:“说句实话,沈公子您的书比祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》要好得多,甚至完全不是一个档次上的,但……或许您的书太好了,大多数民众看不大懂的。” Shen Lang one surprised, you select the meat play to look specially, but also knows that a book is good? 沈浪一愕,你专挑肉戏看,还知道一本书好不好？ Deng Xian speechless say/way: „I...... I also once was an author, oneself wrote rottenly is not fake, read others' book is very accurate.” 邓先无语道:“我……我也曾经是作者啊,自己写得烂是不假,看别人的书还是很准的。” „In brief, the wine also fears the lane depth, wants to surpass the Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume, the villain really cannot achieve.” “总之,酒香也怕巷子深,想要超过祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,小人实在做不到。” Deng Xian honest say/way. 邓先老实道。 Shen Lang said with a smile: „Does wine also fear the lane depth? Isn't eye-catching? Without the issue, I guaranteed this book goes on the market time, the show air/Qi...... Oh, is not the fragrance soars to the heavens.” 沈浪笑道:“酒香也怕巷子深？不就是吸引眼球吗？没问题,我保证这本书上市的时候,骚气……哦不,是香气冲天。” Shen Lang said: „Storekeeper Deng, I revealed to you, you made an effort to print. Without selling to 3000 books, I takes out money to give you to make up. But if has sold 3000 books.” 沈浪道:“邓掌柜,我给你兜个底,你就使劲地印刷。若没有卖到三千本,我掏钱给你补。但若卖过了三千本。” Deng Xian direct authorities: „Each you pull out 20%.” 邓先直接了当道:“每一本您抽20%。” ! This royalty is quite high. 哇！这个版税好高啊。 This Deng Xian character, shouted highest share actually directly. 这位邓先倒是一个人物,直接喊出了最高的分成。 Naturally Shen Lang to not make money, but if can change to a sum of money, what that does have is not good? 当然沈浪不是为了赚钱,但如果能够转到一笔钱,那有什么不好？ „Good.” Deng Xian said: „I use the best tin type setting to you, the illustration is mechanical to you with the final great master, does not count all manpower and resources, certainly lets your book and Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» also goes on the market.” “好。”邓先道:“那我就给您用最好的锡活字排版,用最后的大师傅给您插图刻板,不计一切人力物力,一定让您的书和祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》同时上市。” Shen Lang said: „He sells in the bookstore, we set up a stall sell, any sells " Affectionate Couple's Dream » bookstore, we set up a stall in his entrance.” 沈浪道:“他是在书店卖,我们就摆摊卖,任何一家卖《鸳鸯梦》的书店,我们都在他门口摆摊。” Such hooligan? 这么流氓？ Shen Lang said: „Storekeeper Deng, can your body board suffer?” 沈浪道:“邓掌柜,你身子板挨得住吗？” Plays the hooligan also to want the energy and skill. 耍流氓也是要底气和本事的。 Deng Xian disdains to say with a smile: „Without the issue, whom my crafty hooligan has feared?” 邓先不屑一笑道:“没问题,我这滚刀肉怕过谁啊？” Shen Lang said: „You wait a minute, I increase some chapter contents toward the book in again, draws an illustration.” 沈浪道:“你稍候,我再往书里面添加一些章节内容,多画一副插图。” Then, Shen Lang takes the writing brush, the creation, increased some contents toward the original manuscript in extemporaneously. 接着,沈浪拿起毛笔,即兴创作,往原稿中添加了一些内容。 Jin Mucong collects to look, was again dull. 金木聪凑上去一看,再一次呆了。 Because Shen Lang added a new character to go. 因为沈浪添了一个新人物进去。 This character name was Zhu Wenshan, came goes down in the world the aristocrat from one, was a son, to continue on the life of nabobism has become the Great Official Ximen male to favor, was raised outside. 这个人物名字叫祝文山,出身于一个落魄贵族,是一个庶子,为了继续过上荣华富贵的生活而成为了西门大官人的男宠,被养在外面。 In the plot, Great Official Ximen has favored him two, one time in room, one time in roof. 剧情中,西门大官人去宠过他两次,一次在房间,一次在屋顶。 But Shen Lang new picture illustration, in the picture of roof. 而沈浪新画的插图,就是在屋顶的画面。 Moreover, this Zhu Wenshan also drifts along with Ximen Xianxian , the special picture has the illustration. 不仅如此,这个祝文山还和西门纤纤苟且,也专门画有插图。 Jin Mucong and Deng Xian looked at this marking character, immediately felt looks familiar. 金木聪和邓先看了这幅画上的人物,顿时觉得好眼熟啊。 Jin Mucong cannot help but is the Zhu Wenhua paying silent tribute quarter of an hour. 金木聪不由得为祝文华默哀一刻钟。 If this book fire, that Zhu Wenhua’s reputation were also destroys thoroughly. 如果这本书火了,那祝文华的名声也算是彻底毁了。 Naturally in reality he has not become a male of merchant to favor, who cares about the fact. 当然现实中他并没有成为一个商人的男宠,但是谁在乎事实啊。 Everyone loves is the rumor, then repeats 500, and regards the reality him. 大家爱的就是谣言,然后重复五百遍,并且将他当成现实。 Shen Lang asked toward Deng Xian: „Like this does not have the issue.” 沈浪朝邓先问道:“这样没问题吧。” Deng Xian disdains to say with a smile: „Without the issue, what issue can have?” 邓先不屑一笑道:“没问题,能有什么问题啊？” It seems like this person also has the backer, has not paid attention to Zhu Wenhua. 看来此人也是有靠山的,并没有将一个祝文华放在眼里。 „I wait, that moment that waits for our new book to appear on the market.” Shen Lang said. “那我拭目以待,等着我们的新书面市的那一刻。”沈浪道。 Deng Xian received the manuscript seriously, saluted to say toward Shen Lang: „Deciding does not disappoint two young masters.” 邓先郑重地收起了书稿,朝着沈浪行礼道:“定不让两位公子失望。” Then, he also said: „Young Master Shen, this wine also fears the lane deeply......” 接着,他又道:“沈公子,这酒香也怕巷子深……” Shen Lang said: „You could rest assured that my goes back and ensure day that our book goes on the market, many eyeballs, cancel the person heart and soul.” 沈浪道:“你放心,我这就回去,保证我们书上市的那天,多人眼球,勾人心魄。” ...... …… After Shen Lang goes home ! 沈浪回到家后！ Immediately the incarnation becomes an artist. 立刻化身成为一个艺术家。 He must draw the poster! 他要画海报！ This poster too awesome, aggravates, attacks the eyeball, moreover colored, therefore printing, can only use the hand picture by him. 这海报太牛逼,太惹火,才冲击眼球,而且还是彩色的,所以印刷不出来,只能靠他用手画。 Each poster more than one meter are long, more than half meter widths. 每张海报一米多长,半米多宽。 Has to set upright the volume, has the banner. 有竖卷,有横幅。 Each has lifelike western portrait sketch means picture to come out, moreover colored. 每一张都有非常逼真的西方写真素描办法画出来,而且还是彩色的。 Although is inferior to the picture, but also was picture 80% realities. 虽然不如照片,但也达到了照片八成的真实度。 As for the criterion of this poster? 至于这海报的尺度？ That did not need to say! 那不用讲了！ The whole show has three, Great Official Ximen, Zhu Wenshan, Ximen Xianxian. 主要人物有三个,西门大官人,祝文山,西门纤纤。 That movement, that shape, that fiery. 那动作,那形态,那火爆。 In this in the world that does not have the picture, in the age of this enjoyable drawing, the impulse simply is explosive. 在这个没有照片的世界中,在这个写意绘画的年代中,冲击力简直是爆炸性的。 Too real, bewitched to absorb the mortal form. 太真实了,太勾魂摄魄了。 Endures compared with the DVD title pages of certain movies simply, moreover large poster. 简直堪比某些电影的DVD封面,而且还是大幅海报。 In addition the reason of criterion, the lethality is bigger than the bikini poster of beauty contest competition. 加上尺度的原因,杀伤力比选美比赛的比基尼海报还要大。 After Jin Mucong rushes incautiously, sees in the picture Ximen Xianxian was kneeling stance. 金木聪一不小心闯进来后,看到了图片中西门纤纤跪着的姿态。 Immediately, the breath torched. 顿时,呼吸都喷火了。 Was red in the face, stares was looking for three minutes. 面红耳赤,盯着看了三分钟。 „Brother-in-law, I said goodbye.” “姐夫,我告辞了。” Then, he is bending the waist, does not know that did. 然后,他弯着腰走了,不知道干嘛去了。 ...... …… Next day, Jin Mucong did not intrude Room Shen Lang’s carefully. 次日,金木聪又不小心闯入了沈浪的。 His complexion is not a little good. 他脸色有点不好啊。 This time, saw sits in Ximen Xianxian that the ground both legs open. 这次,见到了坐在地上双腿张开的西门纤纤。 Oh...... 天哪…… This picture lethality. 这画面杀伤力。 Jin Mucong covers the nose fiercely, is bending the waist saying: „Brother-in-law, I also said goodbye.” 金木聪猛地一捂住鼻子,弯着腰道:“姐夫,我又告辞了。” ...... …… Third day! 第三天！ The Jin Mucong eye became dark to rush in the Shen Lang’s study room. 金木聪眼睛发黑闯进了沈浪的书房。 Immediately saw two man and Ximen Xianxian. 顿时见到了两个男人和一个西门纤纤。 Simply explosive picture. 简直爆炸性的画面。 Jin Mucong squats painfully, the pain shouted: „Brother-in-law, I, I am not really good, broke the skin.” 金木聪痛苦地蹲下来,痛呼道:“姐夫,我,我真的不行了,都破皮了啊。” Shen Lang disdains saying: „This is the art, looks at your vulgar appearance.” 沈浪不屑道:“这是艺术,瞧你那庸俗的样子。” Then, in his mind starts to recall wife's silk trousers, this time he has washed, moreover seasoned to put back. 然后,他脑海里面开始回忆娘子的丝绸裤儿,这次他是洗过的,而且晒干放回原处了。 Does not know that washes is clean, can the wife hear that has the unusual smell? 不知道洗得干不干净,娘子会不会闻出有异味啊？ „Brother-in-law, this woman looks and Xu Qianqian really look like.” Jin Mucong said: „You were equal to like this gave Zhang Jin to wear 1000 green hats.” “姐夫,这女人长得和徐芊芊真像啊。”金木聪道:“你这样等于给张晋戴了一千顶绿帽子啊。” „Yes.” Shen Lang said: „Over the following three years, Xu Qianqian will not need to eat meal, the innumerable milk can drink full.” “是啊。”沈浪道:“接下来三年,徐芊芊都不用吃饭了,无数牛奶都能喝饱。” Jin Mucong one said surprised: „Brother-in-law, you said anything......” 金木聪一愕道:“姐夫,你说啥啊……” After the moment, the Jin Mucong's breath somewhat was also thick. 片刻后,金木聪的呼吸又有些粗了。 „This is not good, the brother-in-law I must say goodbye......” “这个不行了,姐夫我又要告辞了啊……” Then, he walked. 然后,他又走了。 ...... …… Fourth day! 第四天！ The Jin Mucong eyes send green, enters Room Shen Lang’s lamely. 金木聪双眼发绿,一瘸一拐地进入沈浪的。 Saw that Shen Lang is painting pictures. 见到沈浪又在画画。 This time is Great Official Ximen, Zhu Wenshan and Ximen Xianxian. 这次是西门大官人,祝文山和西门纤纤。 However, the main force is Great Official Ximen and Zhu Wenshan, Ximen Xianxian is only an observer. 不过,主力是西门大官人和祝文山,西门纤纤只是旁观者。 „Brother-in-law forgives, forgives......” the Jin Mucong pain to cover the waist saying: „Really meeting deceased person.” “姐夫饶命,饶命啊……”金木聪痛苦捂住腰道:“真的会死人的。” However, he looked at picture scroll one, immediately instantaneous dispirited. 不过,他看了画卷一眼,顿时瞬间萎靡了。 „Vomits......” “呕……” Because the picture causes intensely ill, obviously the Jin Mucong orientation is normal. 因为画面引起强烈不适,可见金木聪取向非常正常。 Jin Mucong looks at Shen Lang to say respectfully: „Brother-in-law, as the artist, is not really easy, is not really easy, this is equivalent to one after another excrement toward the mouth stopper.” 金木聪恭敬地望着沈浪道:“姐夫,作为艺术家,真不容易,真不容易,这相当于一口一口屎往嘴里塞啊。” This saying was too disgusting, Shen Lang could not bear, retches. 这话太恶心了,沈浪也忍不住了,一阵干呕。 „Dead can fatty, speak, my day you...... elder sister!” Shen Lang curses to say. “死胖子,会不会说话啊,我日你……姐！”沈浪大骂道。 But at this time, Jin Mulan walked. 而此时,金木兰走了进来。 However sees at present this frigid picture, she walked silently. 但是见到眼前这个惨烈的画面,她又无声无息地走了出去。 The innermost feelings sigh with sadness. 内心悲叹一声。 Some dark sides of husband, not see to well. 夫君的有些黑暗面,还是不要看到为好。 ...... …… Day of Shen Lang turned the Mulan's cabinet. 有一天沈浪去翻了木兰的柜子。 Discovered that he that silk small trousers that uses then to wash off disappears. 发现他用过然后洗掉的那条丝绸小裤儿不见了。 This was Mulan threw, put on? 这是木兰扔了,还是穿了啊？ One day later, Shen Lang discovered it on the clothes rod. 一天后,沈浪在晾衣杆上发现了它。 Immediately his heart like hitting the rabbit is common, the wife also really put on. 顿时他心脏如同撞兔一般,娘子还真穿了啊。 Xiao Bing you also are really, is washing off to do anxiously? 小冰你也真是的,那么急着洗掉干嘛呀？ ...... …… Time like water, time flies. 时光如水,岁月如梭。 Day that cannot install to compel, fast however crosses. 不能装逼的日子,飞快而过。 13 days of time passed by. 十三天时间过去了。 Deng Xian used the biggest manpower, the physical resource, the financial resource, used 13 days of time merely, completed the engraving, printing, cutting out, makes the book. 邓先用了最大的人力,物力,财力,仅仅用了十三天时间,就完成了雕版,印刷,裁剪,制册。 He personally delivered to first «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus» Count of Xuanwu Residence. 他亲自将第一本《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》送到了玄武伯爵府上。 This title page, even Shen Lang looks that thought the mind drags. 这封面,连沈浪看着都觉得心神摇曳啊。 In this title page has three characters. 这封面上有三个人物。 Great Official Ximen and Zhu Wenshan in the room, Ximen Xianxian peep outside the window. 西门大官人和祝文山在房间里面,西门纤纤在窗户外偷窥。 She puts on pocket, is cool, that back cancels the person heart and soul simply. 她穿着兜儿,非常清凉,那背影简直勾人心魄。 „Young Master, effect how?” Deng Xian asked. “公子,效果如何？”邓先问道。 Shen Lang said: „Super good.” 沈浪道:“超级好。” Deng Xian said: „Villain has absolutely the confidence, certain fire! The day after tomorrow was the day that the Zhu Wenhua «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume went on the market, our books and he sold together, moreover where his book suspended sells, we were placed in the opposite.” 邓先道:“小人有绝对之信心,一定大火！后天就是祝文华《鸳鸯梦》下册上市的日子了,我们这本书和他一起发售,而且他的书摆在哪里卖,我们就摆在对面。” Then, Deng Xian said: „But, the wine also fears the lane depth, I am really worried not to sell him......” 接着,邓先道:“只不过,酒香也怕巷子深,我实在担心卖不过他……” My day, your words right. 我日,你就会这一句话了对吧。 Shen Lang does not send, pulls the theater curtain on wall fiercely. 沈浪一声不发,猛地一扯墙壁上的幕布。 Immediately, more than ten giant colored posters fiercely for the first time presently. 顿时,十几张巨大的彩色海报猛地乍现。 Lifelike, fiery, making one be frightened out of one's wits. 逼真,火爆,让人魂飞魄散啊。 „......” Deng Xian called out pitifully, squatted fiercely. “啊……”邓先惨叫一声,猛地蹲了下来。 Another covers the nose fast. 紧接着另外一手飞快捂住鼻子。 The visual impact was too powerful. 视觉冲击太强烈了啊。 Simply is the soul bomb! 简直是灵魂炸弹啊！ Shen Lang said: „Does this enough fragrance soar to the heavens?” 沈浪道:“这够不够香气冲天？” Deng Xian shivers saying: „Young Master Shen, we do him, becomes the trash the Zhu Wenhua steamroll!” 邓先颤抖道:“沈公子,我们干他,把祝文华碾压成渣渣！” ...... …… Again time like water, time flies. 再一次时光如水,岁月如梭。 After two days . 两日之后。 Shen Lang and Jin Mucong about writing «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus» and Zhu Wenhua’s «Affectionate Couple's Dream» final volume, goes on the market. 沈浪、金木聪合写的《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》和祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,同时上市。 ...... …… Note: 3500 character big chapters, the cakes and pastries asked the recommendation ticket crazily, deeply did obeisance to everyone! 注:三千五百字大章,糕点狂求推荐票呀,深深给大家拜了！