( Celebratesforoldman who newhegemonlistens tosea, feels gratefulinexplicably!)
(为新盟主听海的老男人贺,感恩莫名!)HeardShen Lang saying that wantedZhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»steamrollto becomedregs.
听到沈浪说要把祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》碾压成渣。
The dreadfulmiddle-agedstorekeeperDeng Xiancannot help butneckshrinks, said: „Young Master, this...... thisdifficulty.”
猥琐中年掌柜邓先不由得脖子一缩,道:“公子,这……这难点。”Shen Langsaid: „How many did the Zhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»volume onesell?”沈浪道:“祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》上册卖了多少本?”Deng Xiansaid: „4600books, thisis the books of Orchid Mountain Cityrelease, sales volumebesidesfour books and five classicshighest.”邓先道:“四千六百本,这是兰山城发行的书籍,除了四书五经之外销量最高的了。”
The Orchid Mountain Citylarge-scalechannelcancover30-40cities, several millionpopulation.兰山城大型渠道能够涵盖30-40城,几百万人口。Therefore4600books, trulywere a veryhighsales volume.
所以四千六百本,确实是一个非常高的销量了。Deng Xiansaid: „Zhu Wenhuaisaristocrat'sson, the youngsterjuren, is the bigtalented person, the bookalsowritesattractively. Thereforeno matterhisbook the family treasureor the prestigious familyare demure, every itself. The young ladies of manyrich manare infatuated withhimspecially, oftenbuysover a hundredbooksall of a sudden, in the servantbeautiful womentofamily/homesends a itself.”邓先道:“祝文华是贵族之子,少年举人,又是大才子,书也写得好看。所以他的书不管是小家碧玉还是名门闺秀,人手一本。很多有钱人的小姐特别迷恋他,经常一下子买上百本,给家里的奴仆美人都发一本。”Shen Langcannot help butrememberedonfor a lifetimeonEarththesesmallfresh meat, eachmovieopens, has the crazyfemalefansto buyseveral hundredticketsall of a sudden, thenstandsin the movie theaterentrance, sees the personto deliverone.沈浪不由得想起了上一辈子地球上那些小鲜肉,每一次电影一上映,就有疯狂的女粉丝一下子买几百张票,然后站在电影院门口,见人就送一张。Butdoes this, the stylesomewhatis really low.
只不过这样做,格调实在有些低啊。Hesuchbiginfluence, no wonder after opening the mouthto blockShen Lang, entireOrchid Mountain Cityallbookstoredo not dareto publish bookstoShen Lang.
他这么大的影响力,难怪开口封杀沈浪后,整个兰山城的所有书坊都不敢给沈浪出书。Shen Langsaid: „Storekeeper Deng, how manybook has yourbookmost sold?”沈浪道:“邓掌柜,你的书最多卖过多少册?”Deng Xiansaid: „2700volume, butthatbooksevenentirely succeedis the picture, remainingthreematureis the writing, moreoververyundisguisedvulgar, is no comparison between themwithyourbookcompletely.”邓先道:“两千七百册,不过那本书七成都是画儿,剩下三成才是文字,而且非常露骨低俗,和您的书完全不可同日而语。”ThenDeng Xiansaidslightlyhesitant: „Said that sentence, yourbooklevel was too a little high, Ifeared that myguestssomewhatdid not adapt. Reason thatdaresto estimate3000volume , because yourmeatplaywrotetoowell, yourillustrationwas better.”
接着邓先稍稍犹豫道:“说句实在的,您的书水平有点太高了,我怕我的客人们有些适应不了。之所以敢预估三千册,是因为您的肉戏写得太好了,您的插画更好。”Shen Langsaid: „Youthought how manyZhu Wenhua's«Affectionate Couple's Dream»final volumecanbuy?”沈浪道:“那你觉得朱文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册能买多少本?”Deng Xiansaid: „5000books, even6000books.”邓先道:“五千本,甚至六千本。”Because " Affectionate Couple's Dream » volume onetrainedtoomanyreaders, countlesspeopleare waiting.
因为《鸳鸯梦》上册培养了太多的读者了,无数人都在翘首以待。Therefore, the final volumesales volumeis definitely terrorist.
所以,下册的销量肯定非常恐怖。Deng Xiansaid: „I, ifpushesdesperately, yourbookcansell3000books, buthigh was really again difficult, wantsto surpass the Zhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»final volume, is more impossible.”邓先道:“我若拼命地推,您的书能够卖三千本,但是再高真就难了,想要超过祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,就更不可能了。”Then, a Deng Xianfacial colorcorrect path: „To be honest, Young Master Shenyourbookwas much bettercompared withZhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream», even is completely notin a scale, but...... yourbook was too perhaps good, mostpeoplelooked that did not understandgreatly.”
接着,邓先面色一正道:“说句实话,沈公子您的书比祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》要好得多,甚至完全不是一个档次上的,但……或许您的书太好了,大多数民众看不大懂的。”Shen Langonesurprised, youselect the meatplayto lookspecially, but alsoknows that a bookis good?沈浪一愕,你专挑肉戏看,还知道一本书好不好?Deng Xianspeechlesssay/way: „I...... Ialsooncewas an author, oneselfwroterottenlyis not fake, readothers'bookisveryaccurate.”邓先无语道:“我……我也曾经是作者啊,自己写得烂是不假,看别人的书还是很准的。”„In brief, the winealsofears the lanedepth, wantsto surpass the Zhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»final volume, the villainreallycannot achieve.”
“总之,酒香也怕巷子深,想要超过祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,小人实在做不到。”Deng Xianhonestsay/way.邓先老实道。Shen Langsaid with a smile: „Does winealsofear the lanedepth? Isn't eye-catching? Without the issue, Iguaranteedthisbookgoes on the markettime, the showair/Qi...... Oh, is not the fragrancesoars to the heavens.”沈浪笑道:“酒香也怕巷子深?不就是吸引眼球吗?没问题,我保证这本书上市的时候,骚气……哦不,是香气冲天。”Shen Langsaid: „Storekeeper Deng, Irevealedtoyou, youmade an effortto print. Withoutsellingto3000books, Itakes out moneyto giveyouto make up. Butifhas sold3000books.”沈浪道:“邓掌柜,我给你兜个底,你就使劲地印刷。若没有卖到三千本,我掏钱给你补。但若卖过了三千本。”Deng Xiandirectauthorities: „Eachyoupull out20%.”邓先直接了当道:“每一本您抽20%。”
! Thisroyaltyis quite high.
哇!这个版税好高啊。
This Deng Xiancharacter, shoutedhighestshareactuallydirectly.
这位邓先倒是一个人物,直接喊出了最高的分成。NaturallyShen Langtonot make money, but ifcanchange to a sum of money, whatthatdoes have is not good?
当然沈浪不是为了赚钱,但如果能够转到一笔钱,那有什么不好?„Good.”Deng Xiansaid: „Iuse the besttintype settingtoyou, the illustrationis mechanicaltoyouwith the finalgreat master, does not countallmanpower and resources, certainlyletsyourbookandZhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»alsogoes on the market.”
“好。”邓先道:“那我就给您用最好的锡活字排版,用最后的大师傅给您插图刻板,不计一切人力物力,一定让您的书和祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》同时上市。”Shen Langsaid: „Hesellsin the bookstore, weset up a stallsell, anysells " Affectionate Couple's Dream » bookstore, weset up a stallinhisentrance.”沈浪道:“他是在书店卖,我们就摆摊卖,任何一家卖《鸳鸯梦》的书店,我们都在他门口摆摊。”Suchhooligan?
这么流氓?Shen Langsaid: „Storekeeper Deng, can yourbodyboardsuffer?”沈浪道:“邓掌柜,你身子板挨得住吗?”Plays the hooliganalsoto want the energy and skill.
耍流氓也是要底气和本事的。Deng Xiandisdainsto say with a smile: „Without the issue, whom my crafty hooliganhas feared?”邓先不屑一笑道:“没问题,我这滚刀肉怕过谁啊?”Shen Langsaid: „Youwait a minute, Iincreasesomechaptercontentstoward the bookinagain, draws an illustration.”沈浪道:“你稍候,我再往书里面添加一些章节内容,多画一副插图。”Then, Shen Langtakes the writing brush, the creation, increasedsomecontentstoward the original manuscriptinextemporaneously.
接着,沈浪拿起毛笔,即兴创作,往原稿中添加了一些内容。Jin Mucongcollectsto look,was again dull.金木聪凑上去一看,再一次呆了。BecauseShen Langadded a newcharacterto go.
因为沈浪添了一个新人物进去。ThischaracternamewasZhu Wenshan, camegoes down in the world the aristocratfromone, was a son, tocontinueon the life of nabobismhas become the Great Official Ximenmaleto favor, was raised outside.
这个人物名字叫祝文山,出身于一个落魄贵族,是一个庶子,为了继续过上荣华富贵的生活而成为了西门大官人的男宠,被养在外面。In the plot, Great Official Ximenhas favoredhimtwo, onetimeinroom, onetimeinroof.
剧情中,西门大官人去宠过他两次,一次在房间,一次在屋顶。ButShen Langnewpictureillustration, in the picture of roof.
而沈浪新画的插图,就是在屋顶的画面。Moreover, thisZhu Wenshanalsodrifts alongwithXimen Xianxian , the specialpicturehas the illustration.
不仅如此,这个祝文山还和西门纤纤苟且,也专门画有插图。Jin MucongandDeng Xianlooked atthismarkingcharacter, immediatelyfeltlooks familiar.金木聪和邓先看了这幅画上的人物,顿时觉得好眼熟啊。Jin Mucongcannot help butis the Zhu Wenhuapaying silent tributequarter of an hour.金木聪不由得为祝文华默哀一刻钟。Ifthisbookfire, thatZhu Wenhua’sreputation were also destroysthoroughly.
如果这本书火了,那祝文华的名声也算是彻底毁了。Naturallyinrealityhehas not become a male of merchantto favor, who cares about the fact.
当然现实中他并没有成为一个商人的男宠,但是谁在乎事实啊。Everyonelovesis the rumor, thenrepeats500, andregards the realityhim.
大家爱的就是谣言,然后重复五百遍,并且将他当成现实。Shen LangaskedtowardDeng Xian: „Like thisdoes not have the issue.”沈浪朝邓先问道:“这样没问题吧。”Deng Xiandisdainsto say with a smile: „Without the issue, whatissuecanhave?”邓先不屑一笑道:“没问题,能有什么问题啊?”It seems likethispersonalsohas the backer, has not paid attention toZhu Wenhua.
看来此人也是有靠山的,并没有将一个祝文华放在眼里。„Iwait, that moment that waits forournew bookto appear on the market.”Shen Langsaid.
“那我拭目以待,等着我们的新书面市的那一刻。”沈浪道。Deng Xianreceived the manuscriptseriously, salutedto saytowardShen Lang: „Decidingdoes not disappointtwoyoung masters.”邓先郑重地收起了书稿,朝着沈浪行礼道:“定不让两位公子失望。”Then, healsosaid: „Young Master Shen, thiswinealsofears the lanedeeply......”
接着,他又道:“沈公子,这酒香也怕巷子深……”Shen Langsaid: „Youcould rest assured that my goes back and ensure day that ourbookgoes on the market, many eyeballs, cancel the personheart and soul.”沈浪道:“你放心,我这就回去,保证我们书上市的那天,多人眼球,勾人心魄。”
......
……
After Shen Langgoes home !沈浪回到家后!Immediately the incarnationbecomes an artist.
立刻化身成为一个艺术家。Hemustdraw the poster!
他要画海报!Thispostertooawesome, aggravates, attacks the eyeball, moreovercolored, thereforeprinting, can only use the handpicturebyhim.
这海报太牛逼,太惹火,才冲击眼球,而且还是彩色的,所以印刷不出来,只能靠他用手画。Eachposter more than onemeterare long, more than halfmeterwidths.
每张海报一米多长,半米多宽。Hasto set upright the volume, has the banner.
有竖卷,有横幅。Each has lifelikewesternportraitsketchmeanspictureto come out, moreovercolored.
每一张都有非常逼真的西方写真素描办法画出来,而且还是彩色的。Althoughis inferior to the picture, but also was picture80%realities.
虽然不如照片,但也达到了照片八成的真实度。As for the criterion of thisposter?
至于这海报的尺度?Thatdid not needto say!
那不用讲了!
The whole showhasthree, Great Official Ximen, Zhu Wenshan, Ximen Xianxian.
主要人物有三个,西门大官人,祝文山,西门纤纤。Thatmovement, thatshape, thatfiery.
那动作,那形态,那火爆。Inthis in the world that does not have the picture, in the age of thisenjoyabledrawing, the impulsesimplyisexplosive.
在这个没有照片的世界中,在这个写意绘画的年代中,冲击力简直是爆炸性的。Tooreal, bewitchedto absorb the mortal form.
太真实了,太勾魂摄魄了。Endurescompared with the DVDtitle pages of certainmoviessimply, moreoverlargeposter.
简直堪比某些电影的DVD封面,而且还是大幅海报。In addition the reason of criterion, the lethalityis bigger than the bikiniposter of beauty contestcompetition.
加上尺度的原因,杀伤力比选美比赛的比基尼海报还要大。
After Jin Mucongrushesincautiously, seesin the pictureXimen Xianxianwas kneelingstance.金木聪一不小心闯进来后,看到了图片中西门纤纤跪着的姿态。Immediately, the breathtorched.
顿时,呼吸都喷火了。Was red in the face, stareswas looking for threeminutes.
面红耳赤,盯着看了三分钟。„Brother-in-law, Isaid goodbye.”
“姐夫,我告辞了。”Then, heis bending the waist, does not know that did.
然后,他弯着腰走了,不知道干嘛去了。
......
……Next day, Jin Mucongdid not intrude Room Shen Lang’scarefully.
次日,金木聪又不小心闯入了沈浪的。Hiscomplexionis not a little good.
他脸色有点不好啊。Thistime, sawsitsinXimen Xianxian that the groundboth legsopen.
这次,见到了坐在地上双腿张开的西门纤纤。Oh......
天哪……Thispicturelethality.
这画面杀伤力。Jin Mucongcovers the nosefiercely, is bending the waist saying: „Brother-in-law, Ialsosaid goodbye.”金木聪猛地一捂住鼻子,弯着腰道:“姐夫,我又告辞了。”
......
……Thirdday!
第三天!
The Jin Mucongeyebecame darkto rush in the Shen Lang’sstudy room.金木聪眼睛发黑闯进了沈浪的书房。ImmediatelysawtwomanandXimen Xianxian.
顿时见到了两个男人和一个西门纤纤。Simplyexplosivepicture.
简直爆炸性的画面。Jin Mucongsquatspainfully, the painshouted: „Brother-in-law, I, Iam not really good, broke the skin.”金木聪痛苦地蹲下来,痛呼道:“姐夫,我,我真的不行了,都破皮了啊。”Shen Langdisdains saying: „Thisis the art, looks at your vulgarappearance.”沈浪不屑道:“这是艺术,瞧你那庸俗的样子。”Then, inhismindstartsto recallwife'ssilktrousers, thistimehe has washed, moreoverseasonedto put back.
然后,他脑海里面开始回忆娘子的丝绸裤儿,这次他是洗过的,而且晒干放回原处了。Does not know that washesis clean, can the wifehear that has the unusual smell?
不知道洗得干不干净,娘子会不会闻出有异味啊?„Brother-in-law, thiswomanlooksandXu Qianqianreallylook like.”Jin Mucongsaid: „Youwere equal tolike thisgaveZhang Jinto wear1000greenhats.”
“姐夫,这女人长得和徐芊芊真像啊。”金木聪道:“你这样等于给张晋戴了一千顶绿帽子啊。”„Yes.”Shen Langsaid: „Over the following three years, Xu Qianqianwill not needto eat meal, the innumerablemilkcandrinkfull.”
“是啊。”沈浪道:“接下来三年,徐芊芊都不用吃饭了,无数牛奶都能喝饱。”Jin Mucongonesaidsurprised: „Brother-in-law, yousaidanything......”金木聪一愕道:“姐夫,你说啥啊……”
After the moment, the Jin Mucong'sbreathsomewhatwas also thick.
片刻后,金木聪的呼吸又有些粗了。„Thisis not good, the brother-in-lawImustsay goodbye......”
“这个不行了,姐夫我又要告辞了啊……”Then, hewalked.
然后,他又走了。
......
……Fourthday!
第四天!
The Jin Mucongeyessendgreen, enters Room Shen Lang’slamely.金木聪双眼发绿,一瘸一拐地进入沈浪的。Saw that Shen Langis painting pictures.
见到沈浪又在画画。ThistimeisGreat Official Ximen, Zhu WenshanandXimen Xianxian.
这次是西门大官人,祝文山和西门纤纤。However, the main forceisGreat Official XimenandZhu Wenshan, Ximen Xianxianis only an observer.
不过,主力是西门大官人和祝文山,西门纤纤只是旁观者。„Brother-in-lawforgives, forgives......” the Jin Mucongpainto cover the waist saying: „Reallymeetingdeceased person.”
“姐夫饶命,饶命啊……”金木聪痛苦捂住腰道:“真的会死人的。”However, helooked atpicture scrollone, immediatelyinstantaneousdispirited.
不过,他看了画卷一眼,顿时瞬间萎靡了。„Vomits......”
“呕……”Because the picturecausesintenselyill, obviously the Jin Mucongorientationis normal.
因为画面引起强烈不适,可见金木聪取向非常正常。Jin Muconglooks atShen Langto sayrespectfully: „Brother-in-law, as the artist, is not really easy, is not really easy, thisis equivalent toone after another excrementtoward the mouthstopper.”金木聪恭敬地望着沈浪道:“姐夫,作为艺术家,真不容易,真不容易,这相当于一口一口屎往嘴里塞啊。”Thissayingwas too disgusting, Shen Langcould not bear, retches.
这话太恶心了,沈浪也忍不住了,一阵干呕。„Dead can fatty, speak, mydayyou...... elder sister!”Shen Langcursesto say.
“死胖子,会不会说话啊,我日你……姐!”沈浪大骂道。Butat this time, Jin Mulanwalked.
而此时,金木兰走了进来。Howeverseesat presentthisfrigidpicture, shewalkedsilently.
但是见到眼前这个惨烈的画面,她又无声无息地走了出去。
The innermost feelingssigh with sadness.
内心悲叹一声。
Some dark sides of husband, not seetowell.
夫君的有些黑暗面,还是不要看到为好。
......
……Day of Shen Langturned the Mulan'scabinet.
有一天沈浪去翻了木兰的柜子。Discovered that hethatsilksmalltrousers that usesthento wash offdisappears.
发现他用过然后洗掉的那条丝绸小裤儿不见了。ThiswasMulanthrew, put on?
这是木兰扔了,还是穿了啊?Onedaylater, Shen Langdiscoverediton the clothes rod.
一天后,沈浪在晾衣杆上发现了它。Immediatelyhisheartlikehitting the rabbitis common, the wifealsoreallyput on.
顿时他心脏如同撞兔一般,娘子还真穿了啊。Xiao Bingyoualso are really, is washing offto doanxiously?小冰你也真是的,那么急着洗掉干嘛呀?
......
……Timelikewater, time flies.
时光如水,岁月如梭。Day that cannotinstallto compel, fasthowevercrosses.
不能装逼的日子,飞快而过。13days of timepassed by.
十三天时间过去了。Deng Xianused the biggestmanpower, the physical resource, the financial resource, used13days of timemerely, completed the engraving, printing, cutting out, makes the book.邓先用了最大的人力,物力,财力,仅仅用了十三天时间,就完成了雕版,印刷,裁剪,制册。Hepersonallydelivered to first«Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus»Count of Xuanwu Residence.
他亲自将第一本《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》送到了玄武伯爵府上。Thistitle page, evenShen Langlooks that thought the minddrags.
这封面,连沈浪看着都觉得心神摇曳啊。Inthistitle pagehasthreecharacters.
这封面上有三个人物。Great Official XimenandZhu Wenshanin the room, Ximen Xianxianpeepoutside the window.西门大官人和祝文山在房间里面,西门纤纤在窗户外偷窥。Sheputs onpocket, is cool, thatbackcancels the personheart and soulsimply.
她穿着兜儿,非常清凉,那背影简直勾人心魄。„Young Master, effecthow?”Deng Xianasked.
“公子,效果如何?”邓先问道。Shen Langsaid: „Supergood.”沈浪道:“超级好。”Deng Xiansaid: „Villainhasabsolutely the confidence, certainfire! The day after tomorrowwas the day that the Zhu Wenhua«Affectionate Couple's Dream»final volumewent on the market, our booksandhesoldtogether, moreoverwherehisbooksuspendedsells, wewere placedin the opposite.”邓先道:“小人有绝对之信心,一定大火!后天就是祝文华《鸳鸯梦》下册上市的日子了,我们这本书和他一起发售,而且他的书摆在哪里卖,我们就摆在对面。”Then, Deng Xiansaid: „But, the winealsofears the lanedepth, Iam really worriednot to sellhim......”
接着,邓先道:“只不过,酒香也怕巷子深,我实在担心卖不过他……”Myday, your wordsright.
我日,你就会这一句话了对吧。Shen Langdoes not send, pulls the theater curtain on wallfiercely.沈浪一声不发,猛地一扯墙壁上的幕布。Immediately, more than tengiantcolored postersfiercelyfor the first timepresently.
顿时,十几张巨大的彩色海报猛地乍现。Lifelike, fiery, making one be frightened out of one's wits.
逼真,火爆,让人魂飞魄散啊。„......”Deng Xiancalled out pitifully, squattedfiercely.
“啊……”邓先惨叫一声,猛地蹲了下来。Anothercovers the nosefast.
紧接着另外一手飞快捂住鼻子。
The visual impactwas too powerful.
视觉冲击太强烈了啊。Simplyis the soulbomb!
简直是灵魂炸弹啊!Shen Langsaid: „Does thisenoughfragrancesoar to the heavens?”沈浪道:“这够不够香气冲天?”Deng Xianshivers saying: „Young Master Shen, wedohim, becomes the trash the Zhu Wenhuasteamroll!”邓先颤抖道:“沈公子,我们干他,把祝文华碾压成渣渣!”
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……Againtimelikewater, time flies.
再一次时光如水,岁月如梭。
After twodays .
两日之后。Shen LangandJin Mucongaboutwriting«Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus» and Zhu Wenhua’s«Affectionate Couple's Dream»final volume, goes on the market.沈浪、金木聪合写的《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》和祝文华的《鸳鸯梦》下册,同时上市。
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