„Does wife come back? Over the two days you rushed about outside are really laborious, loved dearly for the husband really badly.” “娘子回来啦？这两天你在外面奔波真是辛苦了,为夫真是心疼坏了。” The Shen Lang whole face is sincere. 沈浪满脸真挚。 Then, he arched said submissively: „Wife, your then rests well, has not looked for the husband several books, said goodbye......” 然后,他拱了拱手道:“娘子,你这便好好休息吧,为夫还有几本书没有看完,告辞了……” Then, Shen Lang walks toward the study room fast. 然后,沈浪快速地朝着书房走去。 „Whiz......” “嗖……” Incense stick|Fragrant wind. 一阵香风。 A Mulan hot tender body ball, appears in front of Shen Lang gently directly. 木兰火辣的娇躯轻轻一弹,直接出现在沈浪面前。 The day, such elasticity, Shen Lang was really worried that in the future will unable to resist. 天,这样的弹性,沈浪真的担心未来自己会招架不住啊。 Looks at the Mulan two super big long legs again. 再看木兰两条超级大长腿。 This was clamped, is not only frightened out of one's wits, may also break. 这被夹一下,不但魂飞魄散,可能还会断啊。 I start fitness now, but also with enough time? 我现在开始健身,还来得及吗？ Mulan supple sound said: „Husband holds on a minute, returns sometime from the dinner, this mistress has a game to want with husband to compare notes.” 木兰柔声道:“夫君且慢走,距离晚饭还有段时间,妾身有一个游戏想要和夫君切磋切磋。” „Game?” In the Shen Lang brain presented many pictures. “游戏？”沈浪脑子里面出现了很多画面。 For example he tied up by the string, for example candle oil anything, for example he was whipped and so on. 比如他被绳子捆绑,又比如蜡烛油什么,又比如他被鞭笞之类。 Looks at Mulan to put on this again. 再看木兰穿着这一身。 The snake skin tight-fitting attire, is really appropriate. 蛇皮紧身装,真合适啊。 „What plays? Wife.” The Shen Lang heart movement asked. “什么游戏啊？娘子。”沈浪心动问道。 Mulan said: „Similar to the primitive animal, the body has one game of intense collision.” 木兰道:“就是类似于原始动物,身体有强烈碰撞的一种游戏。” Shen Lang heartbeat like drum, breathing rapidly. 沈浪心跳如鼓,呼吸急促。 However, intense seeking livehood wanting makes him feel that must leave immediately. 但是,强烈的求生欲让他觉得必须马上离开。 The Shen Lang look said innocently: „Wife, does not want, immediately must finish eating the food, is not suitable to do such intense exercise.” 沈浪眼神无辜道:“娘子,还是不要了,马上就要吃完饭了,不适合做这么激烈的运动。” Then, he then lowers the head must walk. 然后,他然后低头就要走。 Next second. 下一秒钟。 He could not take a walk . Moreover the nosebleed soon spurts. 他走不动了,而且鼻血都快要喷出来。 Because, the Mulan fiery tender body made a movement before him. 因为,木兰火爆的娇躯在他面前做了一个动作。 Latter supine arched bridge. 后仰拱桥。 The stature of her devil, but also wears the leotard, makes such movement. 她那魔鬼的身材,还穿着紧身衣,做出这样的动作。 Regarding any normal man, looked simply wants the implosion. 对于任何正常男人来说,简直看一眼都要内心爆炸。 Said honestly, this picture, enough Shen Lang that anything one year. 老实讲,就这个画面,足够沈浪那什么一年的。 Even the fiery pit, will still jump. 就算是火坑,也会跳进去啊。 In the Shen Lang heart loudly shouted: „Hurries, hurries, otherwise a while does not know how dies.” 沈浪心中大呼:“赶紧走,赶紧走,不然一会儿不知道怎么死的。” However his mouth said: „Since the wife invited with great kindness, that was the husband is actually disrespectful.” 但是他嘴里却道:“既然娘子如此盛情邀请,那为夫就却之不恭了。” ...... …… After three minutes . 三分钟后。 „............” “啊……啊……” „Oh...... Oh......” “哦……哦……” „Wife, light, light, is the husband first time.” “娘子,轻一点,轻一点,为夫还是第一次。” „Must break, really must break......” “要断了,真的要断了……” At this moment, Shen Lang really knows that what was the hell. 这一刻,沈浪真的知道啥叫地狱了。 He has not done splits the person, the both legs were pressed to 180 degrees livingly, the fruit pastes. 他从来没有劈叉过的人,双腿活生生被压到180度,蛋蛋贴地。 That ache, is over 100 times of younger sister's first broken body simply. 那种疼痛,简直超过妹子第一次破身的一百倍啊。 He has not been any person of movement, was rebated by the body livingly, the head must search from the both legs. 他从来没有做过任何运动的人,活生生被身体对折,脑袋还要从双腿间探出来。 At this moment, he is really in deep sorrow. 这一刻,他真的痛不欲生。 He wants to run away, but the pair of beautiful fragrant evil clutches, held his shoulder, one step cannot run away. 他想要逃来着,但是有一双美丽香喷喷的魔爪,抓住了他的肩膀,一步都逃不了啊。 He really regretted. 他真的后悔了。 I quite regretted that I do not marry into the wife's household the Count mansion, will not have the pain of today. 我好后悔啊,我不入赘伯爵府,就不会有今日之痛。 I do not pass through, will not marry into the wife's household the Count mansion. 我不穿越,就不会入赘伯爵府。 I do not go to Africa, will not be exploded by the bomb passes through. 我不去非洲,就不会被炸弹炸得穿越。 My late being able to come up laboratory of that day, will not be disfigured one's face by the sulphuric acid, will not go to Africa. 我那天晚上不去实验室,就不会被硫酸毁容,就不会去非洲。 With bedroom that fatty, if not for borrowed me just to buy ***, I will not go to the laboratory. 同寝室的那个胖子若不是借走我刚买的***,我就不会去实验室。 Dead fatty, all these are your mistake, why must borrow my ***. 死胖子,这一切都是你的错,为什么要借走我的***。 No wonder I see Jin Mucong, has to plant the feeling of seeing the personal enemy. 怪不得我一见到金木聪,就有种见到仇人的感觉。 „Mother...... wife, you did not say what we must conduct is the collision game between primitive animals?” Shen Lang shivers to say. “娘……娘子,你不是说我们要进行的是原始动物间的碰撞游戏吗？”沈浪颤抖道。 Mulan said: „Right, this game was called six birds and beasts plays, was the imitation primitive animal. Husband your body was too emaciated, must exercise, happen to this mistress has free time, help husband exercises well.” 木兰道:“对啊,这个游戏叫六禽戏,就是模仿原始动物的啊。夫君你身体太羸弱了,要多加锻炼啊,正好妾身有空,就帮助夫君好好锻炼一下。” „Many, many thanks wife.” Shen Lang sweats profusely. “多,多谢娘子。”沈浪大汗淋漓。 Mulan said: „A your my couple body, has no need such politely, husband we come 10 times again......” 木兰道:“你我夫妻一体,用不着这么客气,夫君我们再来十遍……” 10 times? 十遍？ In the Shen Lang heart wails. 沈浪心中哀嚎。 The wife you also are really cruel and merciless, you are cruel enough to see that 娘子你还真是心狠手辣啊,你就忍心见到我这么一个美男子被摧残吗？ „Wife, I made a mistake, I really made a mistake......” “娘子,我错了,我真的错了……” Mulan said earnestly: „Husband where wrong, you have not made the any mistake, I help you exercise.” 木兰认真道:“夫君哪里错了啊,你又没有做错什么,我只是帮你锻炼身体而已。” Shen Lang said: „No matter what happened, in brief the thousand faults are my mistake. The wife is correct forever, just, great. If there is any different meanings, please refer to one.” 沈浪道:“不管发生了什么事情,总之千错万错都是我的错。娘子永远是正确的,正义的,伟大的。如果有任何歧义,请参照上一条。” Mulan said: „Did you really know wrong?” 木兰道:“你真的知道错了？” Shen Lang said: „Made a mistake, I am much more wrong.” 沈浪道:“错了,我错得一塌糊涂。” Naturally, he really does not know where oneself are wrong, but this point is unimportant, in brief admits mistakes and that's the end. 当然,他真的不知道自己错在哪里,但这一点毫不重要,总之认错就是了。 Mulan cheek red say/way: „You told me, how this secret did you know?” 木兰脸蛋通红道:“那你告诉我,这个秘密你是怎么知道的？” „What knows?” Shen Lang said: „What secret?” “知道什么啊？”沈浪道:“啥秘密啊？” His brain rotates fast. 紧接着,他脑子飞快转动。 Merely one second, he knows why daughter-in-law will be angry? 仅仅一秒钟,他就知道媳妇为什么会生气了？ Is because he sexually harasses the Bing'er those words, time precious. 就是因为他调戏冰儿的那句话,一寸光阴一寸金。 However, you betrothed Bing'er to me, because how possibly I did sexually harass her to live such big matter? 但是,你都把冰儿许配给我了,怎么可能因为我调戏她而生这么大的事情啊？ It is not right, this inside has the secret facts, has the secret. 不对,这里面有隐情,有秘密。 daughter-in-law you responded that is so big? 媳妇你反应这么大？ Is relating these words that Mulan spoke, how does this secret know? 在联系木兰说的这句话,这个秘密是怎么知道的？ What secret? 啥秘密？ The Shen Lang second understood. 沈浪秒懂了。 Can't? 不会吧？ Ascends the sky cares for me? 上天这么眷顾我？ Does my wife have /? 我的娘子身怀名/器？ His vision, cannot help but looks toward Mulan that although anything cannot see, but...... he can the brain make up. 他的目光,不由得朝着木兰那望去,尽管啥也看不见,但……他会脑补啊。 Then, he felt that oneself nosebleed must spurt. 然后,他感觉到自己鼻血要喷出来了。 But Mulan sees the expression of husband, immediately wishes one could the ground to split a slit to worm one's way into. 而木兰见到夫君的这个表情,顿时恨不得地上裂开一道缝隙钻进去。 She also understood. 她也明白了。 This hooligan husband does not know from the start own this extreme privacy the secret, sexually harasses Bing'er completely time bumped into to say. 这个流氓夫君压根不知道自己这个极度隐私的秘密,完全是调戏冰儿的时候误打误撞说的。 Oneself responded is so big, instead leaked this secret. 自己反应这么大,反而泄露了这个秘密。 Shen Lang is gentle, but sincerely said: „Wife you could rest assured that I will not discriminate because of this absolutely your.” 沈浪温柔而正色道:“娘子你放心,我绝对不会因为这个而歧视你的。” Spoke these words, he regretted, immediately covers own mouth. 说完这句话,他后悔了,立刻捂住了自己的嘴巴。 Let success go to the head, was floating! 得意忘形了,飘了！ Then, was miserable. 接下来,要惨了。 Really, Mulan said lightly: „Husband, comes two 10 times again.” 果然,木兰淡淡道:“夫君,再来二十遍。” Immediately, courtyard inside transmits Shen Lang to kill the pig same voice. 顿时,院子里面传来沈浪杀猪一样的声音。 fat otaku Jin Mucong wanted to ask him to play, is away from 200 meters to frighten. 肥宅金木聪想要来找他玩,隔着两百米就吓回去了。 ...... …… After a half hour . 半个小时后。 All eventually finished. 一切终于结束了。 Shen Lang felt the entire body is not own, five extremities must split probably momentarily, are separated from oneself body to be common. 沈浪觉得整个身体都不是自己的了,五肢好像随时都要裂开,脱离自己的躯体一般。 The pain to without strength shouted. 痛到没有力气喊。 „Wife, I was hungry, do we eat meal to be good?” “娘子,我饿了,我们吃饭好不好？” Eating meal time, the Shen Lang both hands both legs shake. 吃饭的时候,沈浪双手双腿都是抖的。 „Husband, you will not blame me.” Mulan said. “夫君,你不会怪我吧。”木兰道。 „How can?” Shen Lang said: „At any time my impossible strange wife, no matter had any problem, must identify the issue from I, the wife like Sun of space, forever is forever glorious, great just.” “怎么会呢？”沈浪道:“在任何时候我都不可能怪娘子,不管出现了什么问题,都要从我自身找问题,娘子如同天上的太阳,永远都是光芒万丈,伟大正义。” Mulan clamps in the vegetable/dish the Shen Lang’s bowl intimately, supple sound said: „Husband body a little empty, makes up well.” 木兰亲热地把菜夹到沈浪的碗里,柔声道:“夫君身体有点虚,好好补补啊。” Why does not know, perhaps is illusion anything. 不知道为什么,或许是幻觉什么的。 Shen Lang sees on Mulan, probably steadily a pair of demon corner/horn. 沈浪见到木兰头上,好像长着一对魔角。 After having eaten meal, Mulan prepared one barrel of medicine soup to Shen Lang. 吃过饭后,木兰给沈浪准备了一桶药汤。 Shen Lang removed completely, soaks , in medicine soup, that acid crisp comfortable feeling, must shout that simply makes noise. 沈浪脱光了进去,泡在药汤里的时候,那种酸爽舒服的感觉,简直要喊出声来。 After having soaked the medicine soup, Shen Lang felt own body was unexpectedly lively, is more powerful. 泡过药汤之后,沈浪觉得自己身体竟然轻快了很多,也有力很多。 The hand does not shake, the leg does not tremble. 手也不抖了,腿也不颤了。 What is this world's most fearful penalty? 这个世界上最可怕的惩罚是什么？ I punish you for hello/you good! 我惩罚你是为了你好！ Now Shen Lang was this situation, after Mulan this seductress/evil spirit tidied up one well, he is intimate friends to blame unable to blame. 现在沈浪就是这种情形了,被木兰这个妖精好好收拾一顿后,他连心里责怪都责怪不出。 ...... …… Night, Shen Lang lies on the bed sleeps. 夜里,沈浪躺在床上睡觉。 The instinct place, his body rolls up in the same place. 本能地,他身体蜷缩在一起。 This is he in the habit that the ancestors formed, as if is rolling up, will feel the security sense. 这是他在上辈子养成的习惯,仿佛只有蜷缩着,才会感觉到安全感。 Mulan fluttered. 木兰飘了进来。 Looks to curl up Shen Lang on bed, his attractive face daytime local ruffian Lai and is no longer happy. 看着蜷在床上的沈浪,他那张漂亮之极的面孔不复白天的痞赖和欢乐。 Being far is lonely or sad. 谈不上是孤独还是悲伤。 In the Mulan heart pulls out the pain slightly. 木兰心中微微一抽痛。 She bends down the cheek gently, kissed one on the Shen Lang’s hair lightly, the movement is light definitely makes people unable to detect. 她轻轻俯下脸蛋,在沈浪的头发上轻吻了一口,动作轻得让人完全无法察觉。 Then, she goes floating. 然后,她飘然而去。 The Shen Lang’s body stretches, on the delicate and pretty face shows together the smiling face. 沈浪的身体舒展开来,俊美之极的脸上露出一道笑容。 On picking up little girl? On understanding Beautiful woman deep place? 论泡妞？论对美人内心深处之了解？ Who can surpass my Shen Lang. 有谁超得过我沈浪啊。 Jie Jie Jie Jie! 桀桀桀桀！ ...... …… Midnight, Mulan has rested, Xiao Bing also rested. 半夜时分,木兰已经睡了,小冰也睡了。 They 100% rested, do not ask how Shen Lang knows. 她们百分之百睡了,你们也别问沈浪是怎么知道的。 In brief, he has not rested. 总之,他还没睡。 This time Shen Lang brings the glove, brings the mask, is critical situation. 此时的沈浪带着手套,带着口罩,如临大敌。 Spent several nights of time fully, used several hundred jin (0.5 kg) mildewy rye, refines such little medicament finally. 整整花费了几夜的时间,用了几百斤发霉的黑麦,总算提炼出这么一点点药剂。 Although this world condition is very rough, does not have the qualified ethanol, does not have the qualified amine water. 尽管这个世界条件实在很粗糙,没有合格的乙醇,也没有合格的胺水。 But...... Shen Lang successfully refined the derivative of some type of lysergic acid from the ergot, was lysergic acid / two B / amide. 但……沈浪还是成功地从麦角菌中提炼出了某种麦角酸的衍生物,也就是麦角酸/二乙/酰胺。 This is the world's most intense sends / / medicinal preparation imaginary, the might compared with the aether and so on, simply is the insta-kill level. 这是世界上最最强烈的致/幻/剂,威力比起乙醚之类的,简直是秒杀级的。 The central nervous system of direct role human body, has the misconception to the time and space, directly causes to twist and split. 直接作用人体的中枢神经,对时间和空间产生错觉,直接导致自我歪曲和分裂。 This thing purity is not freely high, many impurities. 这东西尽管纯度不高,还有许多杂质。 However, enough used completely! 但是,完全足够用了！ This is trump card of Shen Lang following chess. 这就是沈浪接下来一步棋的杀手锏。 After Xu Wenzhao died, Tian Heng and should City Lord Liu Wuyan want to cope with me impatiently? 许文昭死了之后,田横和柳无岩城主应该非常迫不及待想要对付我了吧？ Moreover killed to incur to prepare fatally, wanted to kill to my Shen Lang one move. 而且致命杀招都已经准备好了,想要对我沈浪一招必杀吧。 I have prepared, waited for you to come. 我早已经准备好了,就等着你们来了。 Even forces Tian Heng before breaking the arm, Shen Lang has started to plan, starts to work. 甚至逼迫田横自断臂膀之前,沈浪就已经开始谋划,开始做事了。 Seals cautiously this thing, then took off the glove, the Shen Lang delicate and pretty face revealed one to smile evilly. 小心翼翼将这东西封存好,然后摘下了手套,沈浪俊美的面孔露出一丝邪笑。 Tian Heng, you think after having hit your face, I will let off you, then waits for you to find the opportunity to harm me? 田横,你以为打过你的脸后,我就会放过你,然后等着你找机会害我？ Do not crack a joke, how possibly! 别开玩笑了,怎么可能！ Once becomes my enemy, only if to dying, otherwise our bad karmas could not end. 一旦成为我的敌人,除非到死,否则咱们这段孽缘是结束不了的。 The enemies, you can die! 冤家,你可以去死了！ Under the candlelight, Shen Lang this smiling face seems like the villain. 烛火下,沈浪这笑容真像是反派啊。 However, is that delicate and pretty incomparable. 不过,还是那么俊美无匹。 ...... …… In a secret room in Xuanwu City. 玄武城内的一个密室内。 „Xu Wenzhao died.” Tian Heng said: „Was killed by that pretty boy.” “许文昭死了。”田横道:“被那个小白脸弄死的。” The City Lord trusted aide said: „I know.” 城主心腹道:“我知道。” Tian Heng said: „Our plans must conduct immediately, then late causes trouble, Shen Lang this pretty boy too evil and cruel, was too sly.” 田横道:“我们的计划必须立刻进行,迟则生变,沈浪这个小白脸太歹毒,太狡猾了。” The City Lord trusted aide said: „It is not good, the fire has not burnt, the time has not arrived.” 城主心腹道:“不行,火还没有烧起来,时机未到。” „Has fire had a temperature, was immaterial, our absolute move must kill.” Tian Heng said: „A long delay usually means many problems, Shen Lang this pretty boy one day dies early, our also one day dispels anger early, early one day relief.” “火有没有烧起来,无关紧要了,我们绝对一招必杀的。”田横道:“夜长梦多啊,沈浪这个小白脸早一日死,我们也早一日解恨,早一日安心。” The City Lord trusted aide said: „Governor envoy on the road, will have arrived at Xuanwu City tomorrow, you can begin tomorrow evening!” 城主心腹道:“总督使者已经在路上,明日就到玄武城,你明晚就可以动手！” „Yes!” Tian Heng said. “是！”田横道。