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#58: Mulan palpitates with excitement! My dear ~


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Xu Wenzhao died, dies very much not serenely. 许文昭死了,死得很不安详。 Heard that the excrement was hit. 听说屎都被打出来了。 Lang'er, this time you performed the huge merit.” Count big humanity: Not only recovered more than 10,000 gold coins for the family/home, but also dug out Xu Wenzhao this giant clothes eating insect, what do you want to reward?” 浪儿,这次你立下了巨大的功劳。”伯爵大人道:“不仅为家里追回了一万余金币,而且还挖出了许文昭这个巨大的蛀虫,你要什么奖励?” Sir Count is not quite happy, but is benign to Shen Lang. 伯爵大人心情不太好,但对沈浪却和颜悦色。 I want to rest my daughter-in-law.” Shen Lang heart middle course: Lord Father-in-Law your next order, making Mulan escape / up in bed superior me. Otherwise you sent several female experts to dig up up Mulan, tied up on the bed, facilitated me to handle matters.” “我想要睡我媳妇。”沈浪心中道:“岳父大人你下一道命令,让木兰脱/光了在床上等我吧。要不然你派几个女高手将木兰扒光了,捆绑在床上,方便我办事。” Naturally, he only dared to say at heart. 当然啊,他只敢在心里说说。 Must really say, that is the meeting deceased person. 要真说出口,那可是会死人的。 This is my son-in-law should do, where dares to want anything to reward.” Shen Lang said. “这都是小婿应该做的,哪里敢要什么奖赏啊。”沈浪道。 Count big humanity: Entrusts the entire accountant for the father to you, from now henceforth how do you run our Count Residence’s account?” 伯爵大人道:“为父把整个账房托付给你,从今以后你来掌管我们伯爵府的账目如何?” „......” Shen Lang do not hurry to reject. “别……”沈浪赶紧拒绝。 I come the Count mansion am living off a woman, is enjoys the nabobism, manages accountant official document exhausted matter, you give others. 我来伯爵府是吃软饭的,是来享受荣华富贵的,管理账房这种案牍劳形的事情,您还是交给其他人吧。 Moreover the person who does this arithmetic work works overtime to stay up late frequently, is not only much older, but also some place easy early aging is not hard. 而且做这种算术工作的人经常加班熬夜,不但老得快,而且某个地方容易早衰不硬。 Handsome man extremely like me, how is possibly engaged is tired and work of consumption mind. 像我这样的绝顶美男子,怎么可能从事又累又耗费心神的工作。 I feel Old Master Lin to be loyal and devoted, the manner is honest, moreover is skilled in the arithmetic, gave him to be appropriate the accountant.” Shen Lang said: My son-in-law can make the law of instruction account brand-new in the waiters of accountant, as the matter stands from now on all accounts will be clear, clear, not only twice the result with half the effort, but also can cease the clothes eating insect to line one's purse to a great extent.” “我觉得林老夫子忠心耿耿,为人正直,而且精通于算术,把账房交给他再合适不过了。”沈浪道:“小婿可以把全新做账之法传授于账房的伙计们,这样一来今后所有账目都清清楚楚,明明白白,不但事半功倍,而且也能够在很大程度上杜绝蛀虫中饱私囊。” Sir Count is speechless. 伯爵大人无语。 Xu Wenzhao added Shen Lang to be ambitious, looks at his appearance, can have the least bit dedication? 许文昭还说沈浪野心勃勃,瞧他这幅模样,可有半点事业心吗? Appearance that so the local ruffian depends on, is really provoking. 这般痞赖的样子,真是让人生气。 Why Sir Count does not know, in the heart likes this son-in-law obviously very much, actually punches him. 伯爵大人不知道为什么,心中明明很喜欢这个女婿,却总揍他。 Naturally, he does not like wanting to punch about son Jin Mucong, this two have the essential difference. 当然了,对儿子金木聪他是又不喜欢又想揍,这二者是有本质区别的。 Has no alternative but to enjoy active, said that what you do want?” Count big humanity. “有功不能不赏,说说你想要什么?”伯爵大人道。 Shen Lang thought some little time, really unable to find a wanting thing. 沈浪想了好一会儿,真的找不到一件想要的东西。 He...... wants to rest daughter-in-law. 他……就想睡媳妇 But, this matter Lord Father-in-Law cannot control, but must look at him to soak the skill of little girl. 可是,这事情岳父大人管不了,还要看他自己泡妞的本事。 Naturally, for a short time cannot rest daughter-in-law not to relate, first rests Xiao Bing also yes. 当然了,一时半会睡不到媳妇也没关系,先睡小冰也是可以的。 Shen Lang decided that after finishing this, must saying goodbye to virgin big enterprise puts on the agenda. 沈浪决定,等忙完这一段后,就要将告别处男这个大事业提上日程了。 However, quick Shen Lang thinks oneself wanted anything. 不过,很快沈浪就想到自己要什么了。 Lord Father-in-Law, you must really want to reward my words, relieves my being confined to barracks command.” Shen Lang said. 岳父大人,您要实在想要奖励我的话,就解除我的禁足令吧。”沈浪道。 Lord Father-in-Law is full of the alert to say immediately: What do you want to make?” 岳父大人顿时充满戒备道:“你又想做什么?” Shen Lang said: I do not want to make anything, wants to go home to have a look at the parental parents, I these on the evening of dream to them. Does not know that the father coughed not to have, does not know how on younger brother's leg broke the bone to restore, did not know mother also in the night seam clothing, whenever thought about these, my son-in-law was really anxious.” 沈浪道:“我没想做什么啊,就是想回家看看父母双亲,我这几日晚上都梦到了他们。不知道父亲咳嗽好了一些没有,不知道弟弟的腿上断骨恢复得怎么样了,不知道母亲是不是还在夜里缝衣衫,每当想起这些,小婿真是揪心。” Is hearing the Shen Lang lyrical sound, Sir Count is affected. 听着沈浪充满感情的声音,伯爵大人非常感动。 However quick, he said faintly: Shen Lang, you four days ago home that goes.” 但是很快,他幽幽道:“沈浪,你四天前才回的家。” Shen Lang said immediately awkwardly: Oh, yes? I almost forgot, for serveral days happened was too meddlesome, felt that as if passed for a long time is very same.” 沈浪顿时尴尬道:“,是嘛?我差点忘记了,这些天发生了太多事,感觉仿佛过去很久一样。” Count big humanity: In my Count mansion, making you experience one day like a year?” 伯爵大人道:“在我伯爵府,让你度日如年了吗?” No,......” Shen Lang had not said: Lord Father-in-Law is broadminded, Lady Mother-in-Law has the love gently, the heir apparent......, in brief I here as if am also same in the honey pot, am much happier.” “没有,没有……”沈浪道:“岳父大人宽宏大量,岳母大人慈祥有爱,世子也……,总之我在这里仿佛在蜜罐一样,幸福得不得了。” Count big humanity: Then since is happy, stays on the little darling in the mansion, do not go out to cause trouble.” 伯爵大人道:“既然那么幸福,就乖乖呆在府里,不要出去闯祸了。” ?! 啊?! I did the horse buttocks pat a moment ago excessively? 我刚才马屁是不是拍过头了? Count said: Xu Wenzhao son, Tian Heng, even City Lord Residence hates to the marrow of the bones about you, you leave the Count mansion to be very dangerous, for the father cannot, whatever you act sloppily.” 伯爵道:“许文昭的儿子,田横,甚至城主府对你都恨之入骨,你离开伯爵府很危险,为父不能任由你胡来。” Shen Lang said: But, Lord Father-in-Law complies to reward my.” 沈浪道:“可是,岳父大人答应奖励我的。” Count big humanity: You made the great merit, I reward your father the 300 mu fertile farmland, decided. As for relieving is confined to barracks the command the matter, do not raise again.” 伯爵大人道:“你立下了大功,我奖赏你父亲三百亩良田,就这么定了。至于解除禁足令的事情,就不要再提了。” Then, Sir Count swaggers away. 说罢,伯爵大人扬长而去。 Keeps Shen Lang to mutter in behind. 留着沈浪在后面喃喃自语道。 I, I do not want the 300 mu field, I...... I want the freedom.” “我,我不想要三百亩田啊,我……我就想要自由。” ...... …… Jin Mulan came back! 金木兰回来了! She rushed about for two days and two nights outside, leading the cavalry to inspect the entire territory, pursued dozens illegal intruders. 她在外面奔波了整整两天两夜,带领着骑兵巡视了整个领地,驱逐了几十个非法闯入者。 In bathing, Xiao Bing is impatient, chirp told Mulan the matter of this day night of occurrence. 在沐浴的时候,小冰迫不及待,叽叽喳喳将这一天一夜发生的事情都告诉了木兰 Son-in-Law was really fierce, Xu Wenzhao such great person, he toppled overnight.” 姑爷真是太厉害了,许文昭这样的大人物,他一夜之间就扳倒了。” Now under people may be afraid Son-in-Law, Xu Wenzhao scolded Son-in-Law several in the classroom merely, was killed by Son-in-Law.” “现在下人们可害怕姑爷了,许文昭仅仅只是在课堂上呵斥了姑爷几句,就被姑爷弄死了。” Moreover Son-in-Law was the Count mansion performed the big merit, recovered more than 10,000 gold coins.” “而且姑爷伯爵府立下了好大的功劳,追回了一万多金币呢。” Mulan hears the cheek to be red, the eye shines slightly. 木兰听得脸蛋通红,眼睛微微发光。 She thinks that married mentally retarded Second Fool, but for the family, she also accepted fate. 她本以为嫁给了一个智力低下的二傻子,但为了家族,她也认命了。 However, any women do not think that oneself husband is a fool. 但是,任何一个女人都不想自己的丈夫是个傻子啊。 Has not thought oneself husband is not only not Second Fool, but also such intelligent fierce. 没有想到自己的这个夫君不但不是一个二傻子,还如此之聪明厉害。 What is most essential, but also is so interesting. 最最关键的是,还这么有趣。 What is most essential, but also looks is so graceful, more looks is more graceful. 最最最关键的是,还长得那么帅,越看越帅。 Immediately, the Mulan's heart cannot help but starts together the small ripples, whole body flesh numb Mayang is a little itchy. 顿时,木兰的芳心不由得掀起一道微小的涟漪,全身肌肤有点麻麻痒痒的。 Xiao Bing said: Now the below people in mansion are passing on, Son-in-Law performed such big merit, how the master should the generous recompense he.” 小冰道:“现在府里的下人们都在传,姑爷立下了这么大的功劳,老爷应该怎么重赏他呢。” Hears here, Mulan knits the brows suddenly: Xiao Bing, later cannot the person discuss Son-in-Law kills Xu Wenzhao and so on words in mansion. Cannot say that Son-in-Law established the matter of big merit.” 听到这里,木兰忽然皱眉道:“小冰,以后不许人在府里谈论姑爷弄死许文昭之类的话。也不许说姑爷立下了多大功劳的事情。” Xiao Bing one said surprised: Why?” 小冰一愕道:“为什么啊?” Mulan said: Xu Wenzhao dies , because he damn, is not Son-in-Law kills, this will appear the Son-in-Law heart to be narrow, seeks revenge for the slightest grievance, will make the people in mansion think that he may not fear lovably.” 木兰道:“许文昭之所以死,是因为他该死,不是姑爷害死的,这样会显得姑爷心胸狭隘,睚眦必报,会让府里的人觉得他可惧不可亲。” Oh.” Xiao Bing said: „Can't why Son-in-Law merit say?” 。”小冰道:“那为什么姑爷的功劳也不许说呢?” Son-in-Law and I am the whole family, the Count mansion am his family/home, only then the official renders meritorious service, where has master to render meritorious service?” Mulan said: If kept on proclaiming Son-in-Law performed the big merit, appears will look on as an outsider, he will not be happy.” 姑爷和我是一家人,伯爵府就是他家,只有臣子才立功,哪有主人自己立功的?”木兰道:“若是口口声声说姑爷立下了多大的功劳,会显得见外,他自己也不会高兴的。” „......” Xiao Bing said: Young lady you really thinks many, but good reasonable appearance.” “啊……”小冰道:“小姐你想得真多,不过好有道理的样子。” Then Xiao Bing remembered a matter, said full of enthusiasm: „ Right, Son-in-Law also tested 接着小冰想起了一件事,兴致勃勃道:“对了,姑爷昨天还考我一个问题。” Mulan said: What issue?” 木兰道:“什么问题啊?” Xiao Bing said: He asked why white tiger is most precious?” 小冰道:“他问为什么白虎最珍贵?” Mulan one said surprised: How did you reply?” 木兰一愕道:“你怎么回答的?” Xiao Bing said: I said that because the tiger is yellow, white very is rare.” 小冰道:“我说因为老虎都是黄色的,白色的非常稀有。” Mulan said: This right.” 木兰道:“这没错啊。” Xiao Bing said: Son-in-Law said that white tiger is rare, because of time precious, inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time. Son-in-Law he talked nonsense, white tiger and time had any relations, the young lady you said......” 小冰道:“姑爷却说白虎之所以稀有,是因为一寸光阴一寸金,寸金难买寸光阴。姑爷他就是胡说八道,白虎和光阴有什么关系,小姐你说……” Suddenly, Xiao Bing stopped did not say that because she looked Jin Mulan to the water, immediately the cheek was red. 忽然,小冰停住不说了,因为她望向水中金木兰,顿时脸蛋通红。 She understands finally, what relations white tiger and time did have? 她终于明白,白虎和光阴有什么关系了? But Mulan is red in the face, the whole body flushed red, the instinct covers the underbelly with the hand. 木兰更是面红耳赤,浑身酡红,本能地用手捂住腹下。 This time she, is really is much more beautiful, colorful certainly this world. 此时的她,真是美得惊心动魄,艳绝人寰。 Does this bastard, dare to sexually harass me unexpectedly? 这个混蛋,竟然敢调戏我? Also, how this secret does he know? 还有,这个秘密他是怎么知道的? Is it possible that peeps I to take a bath? Is impossible! 莫非偷看我洗澡?不可能! Naturally, this husband anything matter can be done, is nothing moral integrity. 当然,这个夫君什么事情都做得出来,是没有什么节操的。 The key is my Jin Mulan martial arts is so high, if he will peep I certainly to discover. 关键是我金木兰武功那么高,他要是偷看我一定会发现。 Perhaps is this hoodlum inquires my privacy to come. 说不定是这个臭流氓打探我的隐私来着。 Son-in-Law where?” Mulan asked. 姑爷在哪里?”木兰问道。 Xiao Bing said: Master asks him to have the matter, should...... be about to come back.” 小冰道:“老爷找他有事,应该……快回来了吧。” The Mulan direct standing up body, that proud tender body makes one unable to open the eye completely, the curve of this devil looked at the liver to tremble Xiao Bing. 木兰直接站起身子,那傲人的娇躯让人完全睁不开眼睛,这魔鬼的曲线连小冰看了都肝颤。 Changes clothes to me.” Mulan said. “给我更衣。”木兰道。 Xiao Bing timid say/way: Young lady, you, do you want to do?” 小冰怯怯道:“小姐,你,你要干什么啊?” Rewards virtue and punishes vice!” Mulan righteousness expression: Xiao Bing you remember to me, the man must manage. No matter three days, the best room strips off roof tiles.” “惩恶扬善!”木兰义正言辞道:“小冰你给我记住,男人一定要管。三天不管,上房揭瓦。” Xiao Bing said: You, do you want to hit Son-in-Law?” 小冰道:“你,你要打姑爷吗?” Mulan said: Snort, our Jin Family woman, never hits the husband.” 木兰道:“哼,我们金氏的女人,从来不打丈夫。” ...... …… Knows that daughter-in-law came back, Shen Lang hurries to return to the courtyard. 知道媳妇回来了,沈浪赶紧回院子。 One day does not see, such as separates the three autumn. 一日不见,如隔三秋。 Although this daughter-in-law only does obeisance to appear in court, has not slept, but Shen Lang has remembered with eternal gratitude to her. 这个媳妇虽然只拜过堂,还没睡过觉,但沈浪已经对她刻骨铭心了。 For these days evening's dream arrived, in the mind often appeared her...... under the waist somewhere the circle outstanding spot. 这几天晚上都梦到了,脑海里面不时浮现她的……腰下某处圆翘部位。 The day before yesterday midnight, Shen Lang also traded to profane the trousers to come. 前天半夜,沈浪还起来换亵裤来着。 Naturally, to eliminate the evidence, he burnt that pants directly. 当然,为了消灭罪证,他直接把那条裤子烧了。 However, when Shen Lang just entered the courtyard, the footsteps instinct stopped. 不过,就在沈浪刚刚进入院子的时候,脚步本能地停了下来。 Isn't right? 不对? Has murderous aura! 杀气 The face of Mulan that Zhang Yan this world appears in front of Shen Lang certainly. 紧接着,木兰那张艳绝人寰的面孔出现在沈浪面前。 My dear comes back! this mistress just has the matter to look for you.” “郎君回来啦!妾身刚好有事要找你呢。” Sound unexpectedly so tender dī dī of this little mother skin, unprecedented. 这个小娘皮的声音竟然如此娇滴滴,破天荒啊。 Very unusual! 很反常! In this definitely has...... mao Yin! 这里面肯定有阴……mao! Oh, is the plot! ,是阴谋! ...... …… Note: Thanks ten thousand Bi who I will say in the future again to hit to enjoy, thanks. 注:谢谢日后我再说的万币打赏,谢谢。
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