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#33: Fights the endless enjoyment with the father-in-law, unexpected


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Sir Count opens this parental instruction, the vision said with emotions: Although this parental instruction I know by heart, but also glances through frequently, in order to avoid oneself forgot, thus lost the direction. Shen Lang you are my son-in-law, now is also the person of Jin Family, you have the power also to have the duty to study this parental instruction.” 伯爵大人翻开这本家训,目光动情道:“虽然这本家训我倒背如流,但还经常翻阅,以免自己忘记了,从而迷失了方向。沈浪你是我的半子,如今也是金氏之人,你有权力也有义务学习这本家训。” Yes!” Shen Lang received this book respectfully. “是!”沈浪恭恭敬敬接过了这本书。 Count big humanity: My Jin Family juniors, everyone must know by heart to this parental instruction. When you carry this book, was confined to barracks to make to solve, where you want to go to go to where.” 伯爵大人道:“我金氏子弟,每一个人都要对这本家训倒背如流。你什么时候背完这本书,禁足令就可以解了,你想去哪里就去哪里。” „......” Shen Lang one surprised, said: That, that this parental instruction how many characters?” “啊……”沈浪一愕,道:“那,那这本家训有多少字?” Are not many, 50,000 characters. I used for a month, Mulan is intelligent, only used for 23 days to carry.” Count big humanity: Must not omit a single word carries, can leave this study room, yes?” “不多,才五万字而已。我用了一个月,木兰聪慧,只用了二十三天就背完了。”伯爵大人道:“一定要一字不漏地背下来,才可以离开这间书房,明白吗?” My God that? 我的天那? 50,000 characters, but can also not omit a single word carries? 五万字啊,还要一字不漏地背下来? everyone Great God that 985,211 universities come out? How long do you carry 50,000 characters to want? 985,211大学出来的诸位大神?你们背五万字要多长时间? Shen Lang is the memory was outstanding, but the pass brilliantly time carries an article of more than 1000 character, at least requires most of the day the time. 沈浪已经算是记忆超群了,但是高中时候背一篇一千多字的文章,也至少需要大半天时间啊。 Moreover the number of words are more a more difficult back, the difficulty assumes the geometrical multiple promotion. 而且字数越多越难背,难度呈几何倍数提升啊。 Regarding the Jin Family’s juniors, reciting the parental instruction is each generation of person pain memory. 对于金氏家族的子弟来说,背诵家训是每一代人痛苦的记忆。 Saw appearance that a Shen Lang face compels painstakingly, in Count big person heart carefree. 见到沈浪一脸苦逼的样子,伯爵大人心中畅快。 As vice rises one foot, virtue rises ten. 魔高一尺,道高一丈。 Any young people I can govern docile, your Shen Lang is no exception. 任何一个年轻人我都能治得服服帖帖,你沈浪也不例外。 Shen Lang said: Lord Father-in-Law, do you mean what one says? After I carry this «Jin Family Parental instruction», puts me to be free.” 沈浪道:“岳父大人,您说话算数?我背完这本《金氏家训》之后,就放我自由。” Naturally kept a promise.” Count big humanity: You carry well, before without the back ends, one step cannot leave, every day delivers the meal to you and changes and washes the clothing to come.” “当然算数。”伯爵大人道:“你好好背吧,没有背完之前,一步都不许离开,每日都给你送饭菜和换洗衣衫过来。” Then Count big will of the people middle course: You carried, minimum one month later, will also give up any idea of that tomorrow deliberately created trouble.” 然后伯爵大人心中道:“等你背完了,起码一个多月之后了,明日也休想出去胡闹了。” Jin Zhong you heard, before Son-in-Law has not carried, one step cannot leave the study room.” Sir Count ordered again. 金忠你听到了没有,姑爷没有背完之前,一步都不许离开书房。”伯爵大人再一次下令道。 Yes!” Jin Zhong loudly said. “是!”金忠大声道 Then, Sir Count departs directly. 然后,伯爵大人直接离去。 But Shen Lang, takes this 50,000 character «Jin Family Parental instruction» glances through fast. 沈浪,拿着这本五万字的《金氏家训》飞快地翻阅。 ...... …… After the moment ! 片刻后! Mulan walked, the meal that carries suspends. 木兰走了进来,端来的饭菜摆好。 She is the Count mansion thousand gold (daughter), Shen Lang is a son in law who takes wife's name, but she has not put on the airs of any in front of Shen Lang from beginning to end. 她是伯爵府千金,沈浪是赘婿,但是她从头到尾都没有在沈浪面前摆任何架子。 Besides cannot have a sexual intercourse, she completes as wife's responsibility meticulously. 除了不能同房之外,她一丝不苟地完成作为妻子的责任。 Husband, your big brother he has been out of the danger, Dr. An said for 2-3 days later can wake up.” Mulan said. “夫君,你大哥他已经脱离危险了,安大夫说2-3天后就能醒来。”木兰道。 Shen Lang said: Wife, I corrects again, he is Big Fool, is not my big brother.” 沈浪道:“娘子,我再纠正一下,他是大傻,不是我大哥。” Mulan said: He is Big Fool, you are Second Fool, isn't the brothers?” 木兰道:“他是大傻,你是二傻,不就是兄弟吗?” Shen Lang is speechless. 沈浪无语。 Your looks beautiful, your 36 e, you said that anything is right! 长得美,你36e,你说什么都对! Looks at Shen Lang to eat meal, Mulan asked: Husband, Big Fool how injured, moreover why delays to the present is also incurable, Dr. An said that again late 1-2 double-hour, perhaps could not rescue.” 看着沈浪吃饭,木兰问道:“夫君,大傻怎么受伤的,而且为何拖延到现在也不治,安大夫说再晚1-2时辰,说不定就救不回来了。” Shen Lang told Mulan the Big Fool’s bitter experience. 沈浪大傻的遭遇告诉了木兰 Absurd, really has for father, the beast was so inferior!” Mulan is angry very much, gets angry: Husband felt relieved, we will certainly try to cure Big Fool, later makes him follow you, will not make him eat again does not sate the appetite.” “岂有此理,竟然有如此为人父者,禽兽不如!”木兰很生气,怒道:“夫君放心,我们一定会尽全力治好大傻,之后就让他跟着你,不会再让他吃不饱饭的。” Shen Lang stops the chopsticks, looks at her to say gently: Thanks the wife.” 沈浪停下筷子,温柔地望着她道:“谢谢娘子。” Mulan looked at some is not comfortable by his vision, obtains enlightenment: „Was husband, you doing a moment ago?” 木兰被他的目光看得有些不自在,不由得道:“夫君,你刚才在干嘛呢?” Shen Lang said: I was confined to barracks by Lord Father-in-Law, must carry «Jin Family Parental instruction» can be free.” 沈浪道:“我被岳父大人禁足了,要背完《金氏家训》才能够自由。” Mulan said: Back book is the nightmare of each Jin Family juniors, I spent 23 talents to carry at that time.” 木兰道:“背这本书是每一个金氏子弟的噩梦,我当时足足花了二十三天才背完的。” This was almost these years Jin Family’s best result, Mulan had the proud tone to say. 这几乎是这几十年金氏家族的最好成绩了,木兰是带着骄傲口气说的。 Then, Mulan sincerely said: Husband anxiously?” 接着,木兰正色道:“夫君急着出去?” Shen Lang naturally anxiously, if tomorrow cannot make Tian Heng break the Tian Thirteen both legs, his Shen Lang’s face lost completely. 沈浪当然急着出去,明日若不能让田横打断田十三的双腿,他沈浪的脸面就丢尽了。 My this whereabouts father asked favor, making him solve your being confined to barracks command.” Mulan said. “我这就去向父亲求情,让他解了你的禁足令。”木兰道。 Shen Lang smiles, shakes the head saying: Does not use, this will harm the Lord Father-in-Law prestige.” 沈浪一笑,摇头道:“不用了,这样会有损岳父大人的威信。” This Lord Father-in-Law is very good, Shen Lang must think of him. 这位岳父大人很好,沈浪要为他着想。 Mulan looked at Shen Lang a while, said: Husband endorses in the study room well, the daily meal and changes and washes the clothing, I will send. As for Tian Heng that side, asking husband to feel relieved, once found the opportunity, I will certainly want the justice for you.” 木兰望了沈浪一会儿,道:“那夫君好好在书房里面背书,每天的饭菜和换洗衣衫,我都会送来的。至于田横那边,请夫君放宽心,一旦找到机会,我一定会为你讨回公道。” Shen Lang said: Thanks the wife.” 沈浪道:“谢谢娘子。” However Xu Family, Lin Family and Tian Heng's enmity, wants him to go to the report personally. 但是徐家,林家田横的仇,一定要他亲自去报。 Can borrow potential the Count mansion is very satisfied, if revenges also wants the Count mansion to act, that Shen Lang really did not have the prospect. 能够借势伯爵府就已经很满足了,若报仇还要伯爵府出手,那沈浪真的就太没有出息了。 ...... …… After Mulan walked, Shen Lang started the laborious endorsement. 木兰走了之后,沈浪就开始了辛苦的背书。 Oh, is not right! ,不对! Said accurately he is flipping through the book, are most every pages only looks for a half minute. 准确说他是在翻书,每一页最多只看半分钟而已。 Does not feel in the endorsement, instead in feeling of photograph. 给人感觉不是在背书,反而在拍照的感觉。 Right Shen Lang seems like truly photographing. 没错沈浪确实像是在拍照。 That alien notebook turned into the wisdom brain in within the body, a that eye seems like camera one, after looking at one earnestly, can the information complete record in the Chilean brain. 那台外星人笔记本电脑在体内变成了智脑,那的一双眼睛像是摄像头一眼,认真看一眼后,就能把信息完整记录在智脑之内。 This «Jin Family Parental instruction» 50,000 characters, about 200 pages. 这本《金氏家训》五万字,二百页左右。 Shen Lang used merely one hour of hour, carried completely. 沈浪用了仅仅一个多小时小时,就全部背完了。 Said accurately, recorded completely. 准确说,是完全记录下来了。 Exact, if there is a punctuation, his punctuation will not be wrong. 一字不差,若是有标点符号的话,他连一个标点都不会错。 Sir Count used entire 33 days, Mulan to use entire 23 days. 伯爵大人用了整整三十三天,木兰用了整整二十三天。 That Count heir apparent, did not have the back to end to the present, he carries 1000 characters to forget 300 characters, general this whole life could not carry. 那位伯爵世子,一直到现在都没有背完呢,他背一千字能够忘三百字,大概这辈子都背不完了。 Shen Lang this record absolutely is unprecedented, latter did not have the future. 沈浪这个记录绝对是前无古人,后无来者了。 In the study room had the bed, Shen Lang lay down comfortably. 书房里面有床,沈浪舒舒服服地躺了上去。 Then he hesitates, is the present asks the father-in-law to install to compel, is early tomorrow morning? 接下来他犹豫,是现在去找岳父装逼,还是明天一早呢? Ok, is early tomorrow morning. 算了,还是明天一早吧。 Cultivating the behavior to want conscientious, the father-in-law person is good, you hit the face now too ruthlessly. 做人要有良心,岳父人不错的,你现在去打脸太狠。 Fights the endless enjoyment with the father-in-law! 与岳父斗其乐无穷啊! Oh, is sleeping alone is difficult to sleep, my young lad's body does not know when breaks?” “唉,又是孤枕难眠,我这童子之身也不知道啥时候破啊?” When I can hold a smoothness, does the fragrant woman sleep?” “啥时候我才能抱着一个光溜溜,香喷喷的女人睡觉啊?” Sleeping alone is difficult to sleep, sleeping alone is difficult to sleep, how does this make me be able to fall asleep?” “孤枕难眠,孤枕难眠,这让我怎么睡得着啊?” After five minutes, Shen Lang whistling rests greatly. 五分钟后,沈浪呼呼大睡。 Hears inside snoring sound, outside defends in the entrance Jin Zhong heart to despise. 听到里面的打呼声,外面守着门口的金忠心中一阵鄙夷。 Then when? 这才什么时候啊? Just arrived 9 to 11 p.m.( around 9 : 00 pm), this Son-in-Law Shen went to bed to sleep, did not endorse well, even the heir apparents know that studied late at night. 才刚刚到亥时啊(晚上 9 点多),这位沈姑爷就上床睡觉了,也不好好背书,连世子都知道读书到深夜。 This can carry to end this «Jin Family Parental instruction» lord knows, waits to be confined to barracks one year or so in the study room. 这样猴年马月才能背完这本《金氏家训》,就等着在书房里面禁足个一年半载吧。 Unpromising is unpromising! 没出息就是没出息! ...... …… Sir Count in Room. 伯爵大人房间内。 I thought that Shen Lang this child is good.” Madame Count said: Does not have neither learning nor skill like the hearsay, looks to seem like a bad child, actually is actually the good child, I looked that the person was most accurate.” “我觉得沈浪这孩子不错。”伯爵夫人道:“既不像传闻中那么不学无术,看着像是一个坏孩子,实际却是好孩子,我看人最准了。” Disposition is good, is too impetuous frivolous, needs to teach well.” Count big humanity: I was confined to barracks him, he in province goes out deliberately creates trouble.” “心性还不错,就是太浮躁轻佻,需要好好管教。”伯爵大人道:“我把他禁足了,省的他出门胡闹。” Is confined to barracks?” Madame Count supple sound said: He just married into the wife's household in our mansion, you punish him, can make him have the complaint?” “禁足?”伯爵夫人柔声道:“他刚刚入赘我们府中,你就惩罚他,会不会让他心生埋怨啊?” Cannot.” Count big humanity: I make him carry «Jin Family Parental instruction», when carries when to regain the freedom. Only the family members have the qualifications to recite this parental instruction, my expressed that has not worked as the bystander him.” “不会。”伯爵大人道:“我让他背《金氏家训》,什么时候背完什么时候恢复自由。只有家族成员才有资格背诵这本家训,我这表示没有把他当外人。” Husband, you are really sinister.” Madame Count said. “夫君,你真阴险。”伯爵夫人道。 As vice rises one foot, the virtue rises ten, I did not believe unable to surrender this macaque.” Sir Count said with a smile: You just wait, 50 days he had not given up any idea of that the back ends these 50,000 characters, gives up any idea of comes out from the study room.” “魔高一尺,道高一丈,我就不信降服不了这个猢狲。”伯爵大人笑道:“你等着吧,没有五十天他休想背完这五万字,休想从书房里面出来。” Madame Count said: That is uncertain, everyone said him to have neither learning nor skill, on that day after bowing to Heaven and Earth to get married, he was literate even Zhang Boyan to win. Perhaps his one month was less than carries, was fiercer than you.” 伯爵夫人道:“那可不一定,人人都说他不学无术,那天拜堂成亲之后,他识字可是连张伯言都赢了。说不定他一个月不到就背完了,比你还厉害。” Is impossible.” Count big humanity: I used 33 days of time, Shen Lang are least also takes the one and half months, even if he does not have in the legend that stupidity, can result in me intelligently?” “不可能。”伯爵大人道:“我足足用了三十三天时间,沈浪最少也要一个半月,就算他没有传说中那个蠢笨,又能聪明得过我?” But not necessarily, I thought that he is very smart, perhaps won you, I looked that the person is very accurate.” Madame Count a beautiful pupil cunningness, said: Otherwise makes a bet.” “可不见得,我觉得他很机灵,说不定就赢了你,我看人很准的。”伯爵夫人美眸一阵狡黠,道:“要不然打个赌。” Madame Count this year quick 40, mild-mannered and cultivated at the same time, is still beautiful. 伯爵夫人今年快四十了,雍容尔雅的同时,依旧美丽。 At this time the eye flashes through cunning charming, unexpectedly as if 20-year-old appearance, making in the Count big person heart love the ghost. 此时眼睛闪过的狡黠妩媚,竟然仿佛20岁的样子,让伯爵大人心中爱煞。 Husband, if Shen Lang won you, later handles matters time, I above, you below.” Madame Count said. “夫君,若沈浪赢了你,以后办事的时候,我在上面,你在下面。”伯爵夫人道。 This car(riage) starts unexpected, making Sir Count the complexion red, almost must cover wife's small mouth immediately. 这车开得猝不及防,让伯爵大人脸色通红,几乎要立刻捂住妻子的小嘴。 Solemn Madame Count, how can say such dissolute words to come, highly improper, highly improper. 堂堂伯爵夫人,怎么可以说出这么放肆的话来,成何体统,成何体统。 Wife prestigious family is demure, can say such dissolute words to come.” Count big humanity: Is degrading refined, is degrading refined!” “娘子名门闺秀,这么可以说出这样放肆的话来。”伯爵大人道:“有辱斯文,有辱斯文!” Snort!” Madame Count said: What among couples in the bedding had not saying that couldn't you withstand stodgy, do comply?” “哼!”伯爵夫人道:“夫妻间被窝之内有什么说不得的,就你迂腐不堪,答不答应吧?” Sir Count is red in the face saying: This, this inverted the Yin-Yang, nonsense, really deliberately created trouble!” 伯爵大人面红耳赤道:“这,这岂不是颠倒阴阳了呢,胡闹,真是胡闹!” Madame Count said: Takes for a month as the deadline, if a Shen Lang other side of the moon ends this «Jin Family Parental instruction» us does not divide the victory and loss, he uses a day of back to come out, I must above one time.” 伯爵夫人道:“以一个月为期限,若沈浪一个月背完这本《金氏家训》则我们不分输赢,他用一天背出来,我就要在上面一次。” Nonsense, deliberately creates trouble......” Sir Count the old-fashioned person. “胡闹,胡闹……”伯爵大人老古板。 Madame Count said: Decided, man outside, woman inside, my matter cannot take responsibility, what meaning does this madame also do has?” 伯爵夫人道:“就这么定了,男主外,女主内,我连这点事情都做不了主,这夫人做得还有什么意思?” Count big humanity: Madame, man outside, woman inside does not solve like this.” 伯爵大人道:“夫人,男主外,女主内不是这样解的。” The madame said: Husband, are you showing off you to study many?” 夫人道:“夫君,你在显摆你读书多吗?” Does not have for the husband.” Count said. “为夫没有。”伯爵道。 Madame Count from the bed, wore the clothing to go out of the room directly. 伯爵夫人直接从床上起来,穿上衣衫走出了房间。 Count sees the wife to leave the bedding to be empty immediately, obtains enlightenment: Why do you go?” 伯爵见妻子离开被窝顿时空荡荡的,不由得道:“你干嘛去?” He is attached to has the wife in the bedding very much, warm happy. 他很眷恋有妻子在的被窝,温暖幸福。 Madame Count said: Son-in-Law is definitely studying assiduously now at the same night, I must boil one bowl of walnut lotus seed thick soup, makes up the brain to him well.” 伯爵夫人道:“姑爷现在肯定在连夜苦读,我要煮一碗核桃莲子羹,好好给他补补脑子。” Enough after one hour, the walnut lotus seed thick soup boiled, Madame Count installed the gift box, sent to Shen Lang personally. 足足一个小时后,核桃莲子羹煮好了,伯爵夫人装好食盒,亲自给沈浪送去。 For the future happiness, she also spelled. 为了将来的幸福,她也是拼了。 ...... …… Arrives at outside the study room, saw that inside lights are also shining. 来到书房外,见到里面灯火还亮着。 Madame Count in the heart the secretly thought, is really the good virtuous son-in-law, the night was so deep was still studying assiduously. 伯爵夫人心中暗道,果然是好贤婿,夜这么深了还在苦读。 Outside passed on a message Shen Lang to have neither learning nor skill, being gluttonous and lazy was really unreasonable. 外面传言沈浪不学无术,好吃懒做真是没有道理。 Pays a visit the madame.” Jin Zhong sees Madame Count, immediately with astonishment does obeisance. “拜见夫人。”金忠见到伯爵夫人,立刻惊愕拜下。 Inside lamp is also shining, Son-in-Law studies assiduously in inside.” Madame Count said: He was really laborious, I came to deliver one bowl of walnut lotus seed thick soup to him, making his solution Jieji be deficient.” “里面灯还亮着,姑爷在里面苦读吧。”伯爵夫人道:“他真是辛苦了,我来给他送一碗核桃莲子羹,让他解解饥乏。” Really a good mother-in-law. 真是一个好丈母娘。 Jin Zhong said awkwardly: Son-in-Law, has rested.” 金忠尴尬道:“姑爷,已经睡了。” ! 呃! Immediately, mother -in-law is more awkward. 顿时,丈母娘更尴尬。 When does he rest?” Madame Count asked. “他什么时候睡的?”伯爵夫人问道。 Jin Zhong said: Less than 9 to 11 p.m .” 金忠道:“不到亥时。” This, this is simply lazier than his son, his fat son also studies every day the night. 这,这简直比他儿子还懒啊,他那个胖儿子每天还读书到深夜呢。 Snort! Without the little thing of conscience, rumor really not empty, is really gluttonous and lazy, has neither learning nor skill.” Madame Count was angry, in the heart the secretly thought, turns around to depart. “哼!没有良心的小东西,传言果然不虚,果然好吃懒做,不学无术。”伯爵夫人生气了,心中暗道,转身离去。 She and husband's gambling makes, only feared that must lose miserably. 她和丈夫的赌约,只怕是要输惨了。
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