Xu Qianqian really has a dream cannot think, the tonight's bridegroom is Shen Lang. 徐芊芊真是做梦也想不到,今天晚上的新郎是沈浪。 How possibly is he? Even if the sun rises from the west is impossible. 怎么可能会是他？就算太阳西出也不可能啊。 Who is Jin Mulan?! Goddess of keeping aloof. 金木兰是什么人？！高高在上的女神。 Who is Shen Lang? An intelligence has the retarded child of issue, puts on not the good waste the clothes. 沈浪是什么人？一个智力有问题的低能儿啊,一个连衣服都穿不好的废物啊。 Moreover, the day before yesterday she just expelled the main house gate Shen Lang, but also framed by planting stolen goods on the charge that the larceny and sexually harassed the maidservant. 而且,前天她才刚刚将沈浪逐出家门啊,还栽赃了偷窃和调戏侍女的罪名。 Will the Count of Xuanwu Residence such high family status, how possibly choose such dissolute to be the son in law who takes wife's name? 玄武伯爵府这么高的门第,怎么可能会挑选这样一个浪荡儿做赘婿啊？ No, he totally could not accept such result. 不,他完全接受不了这样的结果。 Shen Lang you, since were forced out of home by our family/home, that should to the dust, should better to turn into the ground base and low beach rotten dogshit, lets the person to step on. 沈浪你既然被我们家赶出家门了,那就应该卑微到尘埃去,最好变成地上的一滩烂狗屎,任人踩踏。 Now you get married one more beautiful than me unexpectedly, nobler woman? 现在你竟然迎娶了一个比我更加美丽,更加高贵的女人？ Is this possible? 这怎么可能？ God this is not cracks a joke. 老天爷这不是开玩笑吗。 Nearby Zhang Jin wanted the envious hatred to spit blood completely. 旁边的张晋完全要嫉恨吐血了。 Why? 凭什么啊？ Jin Mulan this outstandingly beautiful beautiful girl he does not dare to expect that marries Shen Lang this waste unexpectedly? 金木兰这个绝色娇娃连他都不敢奢望啊,竟然嫁给沈浪这个废物？ „Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Suddenly Zhang Jin laughs loudly, everyone cannot help but looks like toward him. 忽然张晋放声大笑,所有人不由得朝他看来。 Zhang Jin said: „Young Lady Jin Mulan, your wedding is false, radically is a plot.” 张晋道:“金木兰小姐,你的这场婚礼是假的,根本就是一个阴谋吧。” Jin Mulan coldly said: „What has this word?” 金木兰冷道:“何出此言？” Zhang Jin points at Shen Lang saying: „everyone knows that who this person is? He called Shen Lang, studied for ten years to link 1000 characters not to have the learned, was caught up by the Cold Water Town school. After marrying into the wife's household Xu Family, because of the larceny property, sexually harasses the maidservant to be pursued. Such a waste, how can the Count mansion have a liking for? How can Young Lady Jin Mulan have a liking for? Therefore this wedding is false.” 张晋指着沈浪道:“诸位知道此人是谁？他叫沈浪,读书十年连一千个字都没学会,被寒水镇学堂赶出来了。入赘徐家之后,因为偷窃财物,调戏侍女而被驱逐出来。这么一个废物,伯爵府怎么看得上？金木兰小姐怎么看得上？所以这场婚礼根本就是假的。” „Right, right!” Surroundings these youth handsome cannot bear shout loudly. “对,对！”周围那些青年俊才们忍不住高呼。 They also thought that this is false, will Young Lady Jin Mulan possibly marry such trash goods? 他们也觉得这是假的,金木兰小姐怎么可能会嫁给这样的垃圾货色？ After Zhang Jin made one start, then caused a meaningful glance toward the crowd. 张晋开了一个头之后,便朝人群中使去了一道眼色。 He after all is the child of Administrator, was out personally and Shen Lang rips to compel too roughly to be preliminary. 他毕竟是太守之子,亲自下场和沈浪撕逼就太粗糙低级了。 In the crowd, a scholar walked. 人群中,一个秀才走了出来。 Bright sound said: „This point I most can show, because I and he had once studied in the Cold Water Town school together, Shen Lang is a brain is remnant.” 朗声道:“这一点我最能证明,因为我和他一起曾经在寒水镇学堂读过书,沈浪就是一个脑残。” Shen Lang recognizes this person, named Yan Xiong, truly is he schoolfellow in Cold Water Town school. 沈浪认得此人,名叫颜雄,确实是他在寒水镇学堂的同窗。 The critical moment runs to hold your, is really the acquaintance, 关键时刻跑出来捅你的,果然都是熟人, This Yan Xiong poor family background, attended tonight the wedding unqualified. However after he tests the scholar, did obeisance a good teacher, has retired in former Xuanwu City Lord Zhang Boyan of home, therefore followed to come together. 这位颜雄贫寒家庭出身,原本不够资格参加今天晚上婚礼。但是他考中秀才之后,拜了一个好老师,就是已经退休在家的前玄武城主张伯言,所以跟着一起来了。 Naturally, he may not only flattering Zhang Boyan, Zhang Jin, therefore has climbed up the relations of Administrator Zhang Family reluctantly. 当然,他可不仅巴结上了张伯言,还有张晋,所以勉强已经攀上了太守张家的关系了。 Before the Cold Water Town school, Yan Xiong studies the tyrant, Shen Lang was the super study dregs, he looks straight at will not look at his one eyes. 之前在寒水镇学堂,颜雄是学霸,沈浪是超级学渣,他连正眼都不会看他一眼。 However never expected that Shen Lang marries into the wife's household at this time unexpectedly Count of Xuanwu Residence, gets married Princess Xuanwu City’s Young Lady Jin Mulan for the wife unexpectedly, how does this make him be able to bear? 然而没有想到此时沈浪竟然入赘玄武伯爵府,竟然迎娶玄武城的公主金木兰小姐为妻,这让他如何受得了？ Therefore forgot at once refined, in addition the Zhang Jin's meaningful glance orders, he crops up directly. 所以一时之间忘记了斯文,加上张晋的眼色命令,他直接冒头出来。 The Shen Lang station, said lightly: „Yan Xiong, you said that I am the brain am remnant, can have the evidence?” 沈浪站出来,淡淡道:“颜雄,你说我是脑残,可有证据？” „Haha.” Scholar Yan Xiong said: „You study for ten years to link 1000 characters to recognize not entire, isn't this evidence? Thus, I write several characters, if you recognize, I did not say that you are the brain are remnant, if you do not recognize, you are, how?” “哈哈。”秀才颜雄道:“你读书十年连一千个字都认不全,这难道不是证据？这样,我写几个字如果你认得,我就不说你是脑残,如果你不认得,那你就是,如何？” Xu Qianqian then must make noise to prevent, but Shen Lang actually should say ahead of time: „Good!” 徐芊芊便要出声阻止,但沈浪却提前应道:“好！” „Takes the words paper inkstone to come.” Scholar Yan Xiong said. “取笔墨纸砚来。”秀才颜雄道。 From the beginning he somewhat is on nettles, here after all is the Count mansion, is not his such scholar can be dissolute, therefore the both legs are trembling. 一开始他还有些惴惴不安,这里毕竟是伯爵府,不是他这样秀才可以放肆的,所以双腿都在发抖。 But at this time sees the people to support him, is ordinary like many things around a center, Yan Xiong anything anxious did not have, is only thinking showing off, best to break up Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian’s marriage directly. 但此时见到众人拥护他,如同众星捧月一般,颜雄就什么不安都没有了,只想着大出风头,最好直接拆散掉沈浪和徐芊芊的婚姻。 The Count mansion is not certainly willing to the words paper inkstone, but registered the time several words of gift before, immediately immediately some people take. 伯爵府当然不愿意给笔墨纸砚,但是之前登记礼物的时候就有好几副笔墨,顿时立刻有人去取了来。 Yan Xiong takes the writing brush, wrote down several characters on the scarlet paper. 颜雄拿起毛笔,在大红纸上写下了几个字。 The people go forward to collect look, finally some back round of cold, in the heart pull out cold air secretly. 众人上前凑看,结果后背有些发寒,心中暗暗抽一口凉气。 Because these characters look to look familiar, but does not know. 因为这些字看着眼熟,但都不认识啊。 Really was too uncommon, let alone the military person on the scene did not know, some the scholars of academic honor did not even know, who recognized these characters for no reason, could not use completely. 实在是太生僻了,别说在场的武人不认识,有些甚至连有功名的读书人也不认识,平白无故谁去认这些字啊,又完全用不上。 Even can say, in ten scholars, actually eight these three characters that recognizes not entire Yan Xiong to write. 甚至可以这么说,十个秀才里面,倒是有八个认不全颜雄写的这三个字。 Too was really difficult. 实在太难了。 „On this simple three characters, if you recognize, you are not the brain are remnant, if you cannot recognize, that then acknowledged that you are.” Yan Xiong favorite say/way. “就这简简单单的三个字,如果你认出来,你就不是脑残,你若认不出来,那便承认你是。”颜雄得意道。 The Jin Mulan beautiful pupil shot a look at one, immediately frowns. 金木兰美眸瞥了一眼,顿时皱起眉头。 These characters he recognizes certainly, although she practices martial art, but the book also looked, but these characters were too uncommon, if not saw in some book by chance, will not recognize, because these characters do not use basically. 这些字他当然认得,她虽然习武,但是书也看了很多,但这些字实在太生僻了,如果不是恰巧在某本书看到,根本就不会认得,因为这些字基本不用的。 Shen Lang goes forward to look, these three characters are as follows: e, su, |. 沈浪上前一看,这三个字分别是:莪,玊,丨。 Really is very difficult, although he is the medical college master graduates, but in these three characters he only recognizes first, following two do not know. 果然很难啊,他虽然是医科大学硕士毕业,但是这三个字中他只认得第一个,后面两个就都不认识了。 „Haha...... did not know that these three characters you can recognize one to be great.” Scholar Yan Xiong said: „You did not know be honest, acknowledged oneself is a retarded child, studies ten years of these three simple characters not to know.” “哈哈……不认识吧,这三个字你能认得一个都了不起了。”秀才颜雄道:“老老实实说你不认识,承认自己是个低能儿吧,读书十年连这三个简单的字都不认识。” Presents many people to blush with shame, they also studied for over more than ten years, even also tested the scholar, even some people tested the giant, actually did not know in this wrongly-written character. 在场许多人汗颜,他们也读书十几年以上了,甚至也考中了秀才,甚至有人考中了巨人,却也不认识这里面的个别字啊。 Although Shen Lang did not know, but passes through together with him also has the alien notebook, inside anything dictionary has, the ease checked. 沈浪虽然不认识,但是跟着他一同穿越过来的还有外星人笔记本电脑啊,里面什么字典都有,轻而易举就查到了。 Moreover now this alien notebook is more advanced in his brain, Shen Lang only needs the eye to sweep, almost can immediately the answer, moreover many answers. 而且现在这个外星人笔记本电脑在他的脑子里面已经更加先进了,沈浪只需用眼睛一扫,几乎立刻就能够得到答案,而且还是许多种答案。 At this time everyone is looking at Shen Lang, waits for him to lose face. 此时所有人都望着沈浪,等着他出丑。 Shen Lang said: „This first character and goose unison, is a plant, can be used as medicine, stems from «Shi Jing Xiaoya», verse cloud Jingjing e, in other China , Algeria.” 沈浪道:“这第一个字与鹅同音,是一种植物,可以入药,出自《诗经小雅》,诗句云菁菁者莪,在彼中阿。” This saying, Yan Xiong slightly one surprised, although this character is simplest, but Shen Lang this waste should not recognize. 这话一出,颜雄微微一愕,这个字虽然是最简单的,但沈浪这个废物应该不认得的啊。 However, he has the self-confidence, following two character Shen Lang will be impossible to know. 不过,他非常有自信,接下来两个字沈浪不可能会知道。 However, Shen Lang non-stop slightly, then opens the mouth saying: „This second character read su, solution for to have slight defect jade, two solutions for royal family family's meaning.” 然而,沈浪丝毫不停,接着开口道:“这第二个字念玊,一解为有瑕疵的玉,二解为王室家族的意思。” Did not have, when Yan Xiong is amazed, Shen Lang non-stop slightly, said: „This third character was truly rare, moreover there are many pronunciations. The first type read the vertical stroke, was the vertical meaning.” 还没有等到颜雄惊诧,沈浪丝毫不停,又道:“这第三个字确实非常罕见了,而且有很多种读音。第一种念竖,就是竖的意思。” „The second type read does to roll, was the meaning of high and low penetration.” “第二种念作滚,是上下贯通之意。” „The third type read draws back, was the meaning of retreat.” “第三种念退,就是后退的意思。” „The fourth type read makes one, was the antiquity surname, stemmed from antiquity Jiang Family.” “第四种念作一,是上古姓氏,源于上古姜氏。” The history of this world had destroyed, later unearthed many China in the ancient times the books, treated as the initiation of civilization it. 这个世界的历史曾经毁灭过,之后挖掘出了许多中华古代书籍,就把它当作了文明的启蒙。 Therefore many literary references come from the books of these excavations, is not the history of this world, actually on record, turned into the history. 所以很多典故都从这些挖掘的书籍而来,不是这世界的历史,却记录在案,也变成了历史。 After saying, Shen Lang said toward scholar Yan Xiong: „Can I say right?” 说完后,沈浪朝着秀才颜雄道:“我可说对了吗？” Yan Xiong does not dare to believe to look at Shen Lang, finally this character he only meets two pronunciations, sets upright with a unison. Remaining two he does not understand. 颜雄不敢置信望着沈浪,最后这个字他只会两种读音啊,就是竖和一的同音。剩下两种他也不懂啊。 This isn't Shen Lang a retarded child? Before studied wonderful stupid incomparable, the most common character will not read, let alone this extremely uncommon character. 这沈浪不是低能儿吗？之前念书的时候奇蠢无比啊,连最普通的字都不会念,更别说这种极其生僻的字了。 Shen Lang toward the Yan Xiong teacher, first Xuanwu City Lord said: „Sir Zhang, your knowledge is profound, is skilled with both the pen and sword, you said that my these three characters did pity right?” 沈浪朝着颜雄的老师,前玄武城主道:“张大人,您知识渊博,文武全才,您说我这三个字可念对了吗？” That beard and hair all white old City Lord stared disciple Yan Xiong ruthlessly, said with a smile: „Was right!” 那个须发皆白的老城主狠狠瞪了一眼弟子颜雄,笑道:“都对了！” This saying, the people are astonished. 这话一出,众人惊愕。 Especially Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian, Shen Lang was any goods, Xu Qianqian is clearest. 尤其是张晋和徐芊芊,沈浪是什么货色,徐芊芊最清楚不过了啊。 These three characters have much are uncommon she fully to find, the especially last character, Xu Qianqian does not know, but Shen Lang studies the retarded child waste that ten years of initiation does not go through a strategic pass, understood unexpectedly? 这三个字有多生僻她是完全了解的,尤其最后一个字,徐芊芊也不知道,而沈浪读书十年启蒙都不过关的低能儿废物,竟然懂得？ This, is this possible? 这,这怎么可能？ Shen Lang then said: „Yan Xiong, since plays to be literate, how I also do write several characters to make you recognize?” 沈浪接着道:“颜雄,既然玩识字,那我也写几个字让你认认如何？” Scholar Yan Xiong sneers saying: „Depends on you? What character also there is I not to recognize? Laughable!” 秀才颜雄冷笑道:“就凭你？又有什么字我不认得？可笑！” Shen Lang takes the writing brush, dipped the ink, wrote down many characters above directly. 沈浪拿起毛笔,蘸了墨水,直接在上面写下了好多个字。 da bing my nang ya thick yu. 龘靐我齉齾麤爩。 yu is piao nang zhuo luan Cuan. 灪是驫饢籱癵爨。 yuan feng silly zhu du men lian. 厵麷傻钃讟虋纞。 bie jin chu compels lu ling shuang. 龞齽齼逼黸麢鸘。 After finishing, Shen Lang asked: „Yan Xiong, which these characters do you recognize? You must know that surpasses four characters, I take you.” 写完后,沈浪问道:“颜雄,这些字你都认得哪些啊？你要认识超过四个字,我就服你。” Scholar Yan Xiong looks at these dozens characters, immediately the eye must spend, this...... this is any ghost character. 秀才颜雄看着这几十个字,顿时眼睛都要花了,这……这是什么鬼字啊。 However, inside has several clearly is he knew that cannot help but blurted out discussed: „I am dumb fuck!” 不过,里面有几个明显是他认识的,不由得脱口而出念道:“我是傻/逼！” ...... …… Note: Everyone Mid-Autumn Festival is joyful, wish everyone happy peace and good health. 注:大家中秋节快乐啊,祝大家幸福安康。