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#64: The Assassin first class: Becoming stupid

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In the morning, Sacred Heart Academy. 清晨,圣心学院。 „Said, this set of Yong-Chun Fist, was the fist of most suitable girl study, told you Oh, initially I studied time, only spent for day to learn.” Stands in the open area of artificial lakeside, Shasha is showing off the own result very much proudly, „I first hit one to look to you, your slowly...... Um, has me and Lingjing teaches you, you can also certainly soon learn.” “说起来呢,这套咏春拳,是最适合女孩子学的拳了,告诉你哦,当初我学的时候,只花了一天就全都学会了。”站在人工湖边的空地上,沙沙很自豪地夸耀着自己的成绩,“我先打一遍给你看,你慢慢的……嗯,有我和灵静教你,你一定也可以很快学会的啦。” Patted the shoulder of Tsukichi Kaoru, Shasha filled to encourage to smile bright, turns around, exhibited the posture: „Favored Oh.” 拍了拍月池薰的肩膀,沙沙充满鼓励地朗然一笑,转过身去,摆开了姿势:“看好了哦。” Shasha practices this set of fist also to have several years, the small thought in Yong-Chun, seeks bridge and target three sets to fight with the fists proficiently, at this time Lingjing and Jiaming goes out to buy the breakfast, stays behind volunteers to want, when Teacher she teaches Tsukichi Kaoru Wugong here, not long, one set fights with the fists, she turns head, is very self-satisfied. 沙沙练这套拳也已经有好几年,咏春之中的小念头、寻桥、指标三套拳打得熟练,此时灵静与家明出去买早餐,留下自告奋勇想要当老师的她在这儿教月池薰武功,不多时,一套拳打完,她回过头来,很是得意。 „This was Yong-Chun, was used to look that for the first time, making you have a basic concept, Papa Ye taught me initially the time, is Oh that such taught. When later, you follow to practice as far as possible, records as far as possible, quick can learn. However I acknowledged that this set of fist looks somewhat silly, without Taiji fist then is attractive, cannot see what overwhelming power, but after the resolution, is useful, must by your own decomposition and combination, you look at Jiaming that fool in any case, set fights with the fists to be much more regular, but does not know how to use. Um, you first studied the repertoire, later practices acquiring a skill fast, makes the wooden stake, if competes with, important is quickly......” “这就是咏春了,第一次只是用来看的,让你有个基本的概念,叶爸爸当初教我的时候,也是这么教的哦。等到以后,你就尽量跟着练,尽量多记,很快就可以学会的。不过我承认啦,这套拳看起来有些傻,没有太极拳那么漂亮,也看不出什么威猛,不过拆分之后还是蛮有用的,反正就得靠你自己分解组合,你看家明那个笨蛋,一整套拳打下来正规得不得了,可就是不知道怎么用。嗯,你先学了套路,以后练手速、打木桩,如果是跟人比试,重要的就是要快……” Hates bitterly in little husband's hopeless case, Shasha is saying comprehension to the Yong-Chun, however soon, she actually becomes somewhat dumbfounded, because after listening to her narrated probably, merely with looking at impression, the Japan beautiful young girl of this face not how many expression, just now Fist Arts will train in her side a time directly, she added: „, You still remember.” When fires off to one set of fist gradually, she became somewhat dumbfounded. 一面痛心疾首于小老公的朽木不可雕也,沙沙一面说着自己对咏春的领悟,然而不久之后,她却变得有些目瞪口呆,因为在听完她大概的叙述之后,仅仅凭着看了一次的印象,这位面部没有多少表情的日本美少女,就在她身边将方才的拳法直接演练了出来,原本她还说:“啊,你还记得一些吗。”待到一套拳渐渐打完,她就变得有些哑口无言了。 „Before you...... you, has studied?” “你……你以前学过吗？” „No.” The beautiful young girl tone is light, probably made an insignificant minor matter. “没有。”美少女语气淡淡的,像是做了一件微不足道的小事。 „How you...... a time yeah, looked at one time yeah!” Shasha felt that the own talent was harmed. Also in this time, Lingjing and Jiaming takes soybean milk, meat package and other breakfasts to come from the distant place, sees only Jiaming to look at Shasha, smiles brightly: „Shasha, we saw a moment ago, is really fierce, the such short time, you taught her Yong-Chun Fist, I looked before long, Papa Ye must look for you, when Dojo trained.” “那你怎么……一次哎,就看了一次哎！”沙沙感到自己的天才受到了伤害。也在此时,灵静与家明拿着豆浆、肉包等早餐从远处过来,只见家明望着沙沙,笑得灿烂:“沙沙,我们刚才看到了,真厉害啊,这么短的时间,你就教会她咏春拳了,我看过不了多久,叶爸爸就得找你当武馆教练了。” „Uh, this...... Ha Ha, naturally, but, the Kaoru aptitude is also very good, Ha Ha......” “呃,这个……哈哈,当然啦,不过,薰的资质也很好啦,哈哈……” Shasha pushes the boat along, smiles brightly, Lingjing hands over with a smile the breakfast in hand: „You are fierce, also has...... Kaoru, your.” 沙沙顺水推舟,笑得灿烂,灵静笑着将手中的早餐递过去:“就你厉害,还有……薰,你的。” „Thanks.” “谢谢。” Four people have the breakfast in the cabin in lakeside together, looks at the early mornings of not far away dozens Martial Arts Society members to hammer, at the maximum speed sprints, jumps over the barrier to run, mutual assaulting. In fact, when Shasha teaches the Tsukichi Kaoru Fist Arts, these Martial Arts Society people also by the vision of ridicule look, to them, what craved is can strike down the method of opponent at the maximum speed, Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Jujutsu as well as many seemingly verve Fist Arts are their most love, Yong-Chun is the fist that the woman practices, will not browse mostly, as for Taiji, that purely was old person's patent. 四人在湖边的小亭里一块吃早餐,望着不远处数十名武术社成员的晨锻,以最快速度冲刺,越障碍奔跑,互相搏击。事实上,在沙沙教月池薰拳法的时候,这些武术社的人也都以嘲弄的目光望过来,对他们来说,热衷的是能够以最快速度击倒对手的法子,截拳道、泰拳、柔术以及许多看起来刚猛的拳法才是他们的最爱,咏春是女人练的拳,大都不会去涉猎,至于太极,那就纯粹是老人的专利了。 Sees to present Jiaming here, the vision of people many angry or disdains, in being defeated of Lu Jianchuan and Han Gangcheng regarding Martial Arts Society, everyone still thought that is the Jiaming luck and bumping into, naturally his escaping skill is very good, but really spoke of fights, this time Martial Arts Society member feared each to defeat the self-confidence of Jiaming, after all after having seen the Han Gangcheng accident/surprise, if started again, they will not make the mistake that type projected on to let success go to the head absolutely. 看见出现在这里的家明,众人的目光多是愤怒或不屑,对于武术社中卢建川和韩刚成的败阵,所有人仍旧觉得是家明的运气和误打误撞,当然他的逃跑技巧很好,但真说到对打,此时的武术社成员恐怕每一位都有打败家明的自信,毕竟见过了韩刚成的意外之后,如果再次开打,他们绝对不会犯那种打到得意忘形的错误了。 The two sides are dumbfounded, nothing but is you are disgusting my I to be disgusting you, before long has had the breakfast, four people to the teaching area, after Lingjing and Shasha separate, Jiaming lightly said: „Next time will study thing, installs stupidly oneself.” 两边大眼瞪小眼,无非就是你恶心我我恶心你,不一会儿吃过了早餐,四人去往教学区,与灵静、沙沙分开后,家明淡淡地说道:“下次学东西,把自己装笨点。” „Installs stupidly......?” The expression still had no change, but in the tone reveals doubts slightly, how probably puzzled stupid actually should install. At this time two people are arriving at the corner of flower-bed, because no one comes suddenly, Jiaming stops the footsteps: „I know that to you may be somewhat difficult, but I told you, the camouflage can be a curriculum that you most need to exercise, the Tsukichi Family idiot training method, has trained a wood/blockhead you, must do, completely changed your wood/blockhead, did you know? Sees you each time, is thinking must teach you thing time, I feel very desperate, because most basic...... will you smile?” “装……笨？”表情仍旧没什么变化,只是语气中微微流露出一丝疑惑,像是不解笨倒底该怎么装。此时两人正走到花坛的转角,由于一时间没什么人来,家明停下脚步:“我知道对你来说恐怕有些困难,可是我告诉你,伪装会是你最需要锻炼的一项课程,月池家的白痴训练法,已经把你训练成了一根木头,现在要做的,是把你这根木头彻底改变一下,你知道吗？每次看见你,想着要教你东西的时候,我都感到很绝望,因为最基本的……你会笑吗？” One second and two seconds, were seeing with own eyes that only perfect porcelain doll gradually turns into was burnt distorted the porcelain doll, on the Jiaming face emerges a forced smile, later extends both hands, patted two on her face, pinches her two sides cheeks to start to draw outward: „Did your call to smile? That expression is more terrifying than Chen-tzu, tells you, smiling should like this...... the eye the thin point...... the corners of the mouth to go up slightly...... does not request you to reveal the tooth now, but must have the dimple...... to consider as finished, you reply the original appearance, this was I said that the desperate reason, your anything matter will only come toward......” 一秒、两秒,眼见着那只完美的瓷娃娃逐渐变成了一只被烧得变形了的瓷娃娃,家明脸上浮出一丝苦笑,随后伸出双手,在她脸上拍了两下,捏着她的两边脸颊开始往外拉:“你那叫笑吗？那个表情比贞子还要恐怖,告诉你,笑应该这样……眼睛要细一点……嘴角要稍微上翘……现在不要求你露出牙齿,但要有酒窝……算了,你回复原来的样子吧,这就是我说会绝望的原因了,你什么事都只会直来直往……” Two hands just like practical joke to rip to pull on that perfect face, manipulated for quite a while, Jiaming gave up trying hard finally, turned around the walking classroom, Tsukichi Kaoru lowers the head to follow on the heels, seems pondering Jiaming these movement later meanings. 两只手犹如恶作剧地在那张完美的面孔上撕来扯去,摆弄半天,家明终于放弃了努力,转身走去教室,月池薰低头跟在后面,似乎在思考家明这些动作之后的含义。 Studies by oneself early, the first class, was seeing with own eyes Tsukichi Kaoru looks for thing to come in the drawer earnestly, Jiaming hands over reluctantly the stationery case, Tsukichi Kaoru discovers a ruler, later nodded to say the sound: „Thanks.” Jiaming shows the whites of the eyes, finally starts to speak. 早自习,第一节课,眼见着月池薰又在抽屉里埋头找起东西来,家明无奈地将文具盒递过去,月池薰找出一根尺子,随后点头说声:“谢谢。”家明翻了个白眼,终于开始说话。 „You know why Peroja is?” “你知道裴罗嘉是干嘛的吗？” Tsukichi Kaoru nods, said in a soft voice: „Peroja is the world's largest Assassin Organization.” 月池薰点了点头,轻声道:“裴罗嘉是世界最大的杀手组织。” „You understand, what is called Assassin?” Jiaming looked at her one eyes, later pours does not anticipate to reply, but said: „Assassin is different from your Ninja, your Ninja seems like also kills people, but nothing but is exercises itself, hidden and assassination, is to Assassin, so long as can massacre the goal, the method is indifferent, you want to take the enemy Peroja, wants to become splendid Assassin, most importantly, is Illusory Technique in learned behavior, is...... the deceitful trick.” “那你明白,什么叫做杀手吗？”家明望了她一眼,随后倒也不期待回答,而是自顾自地说了下去:“杀手跟你们忍者不同,你们忍者看起来也是杀人,但无非就是锻炼自己、隐藏、暗杀,可是对杀手来说,只要能够杀掉目标,手段是无所谓的,你想要将裴罗嘉作为敌人,想要成为一名出色的杀手,最重要的,就是学会行为上的幻术,也就是……骗术。” The range that „deceitful trick covers was too broad, almost any domain, you must browse. Naturally will have like you always face ice-cold Assassin, but such Assassin, cannot arrive at the top in any event, truly fierce Assassin , place, he can become anybody who needs to become at any time, for example you, coordinated the camouflage method, you can turn into the 80-year- old women, 18-year-old Young Lady, the 28-year-old prostitutes, the 38-year-old capable women and 48 years old and 58 years old...... if, but you have maintained this dead face, you ended absolutely, if I train a disciple to come out to be killed finally, I might as well massacre you now.” “骗术涵盖的范围太广了,几乎任何的领域,你都得有所涉猎。当然也会有像你这样老是一脸冰冷的杀手,但那样的杀手,无论如何都到不了顶级,真正厉害的杀手,在任何时间、地点,他都可以成为需要成为的任何人,譬如说你吧,配合了易容的法子,你可以变成80岁的老太太、18岁的小姑娘、28岁的妓女、38岁的女强人、四十八岁、五十八岁……可是如果你一直保持这张死人脸,你就绝对完了,假如我训练一个弟子出来最终会被人杀死,我还不如现在就杀掉你。” „Ninja this thing, is fastidious at any time whole-heartedly, but Assassin is different, at any time, you must guarantee that leaves leeway the escape route and leeway, the matter that three force components can achieve, cannot have four force components absolutely, your must leave behind over a card in hand on hand forever. Therefore, in the surface you must certainly maintain this dead face, but secretly, you must learn to smile, learned to cry, you must to everyone ‚Tsukichi Kaoru’ be the impression of doll, but in secret, you have been able to turn into any person, has in the skill that under the Peroja strength escapes, Um, good, you will start to study tomorrow are becoming stupid, if later they will teach you to practice boxing you also to look at one like today, I will trample you!” “忍者这种东西,在任何时候都讲究全力以赴,可杀手不同,任何时候,你都得保证留有退路和余地,三分力可以做到的事情,就绝对不能出四分力,你的手边永远都得留下一张以上的底牌。所以呢,表面上你当然还得保持这张死人脸,但是暗地里,你必须学会笑、学会哭,你要给所有人‘月池薰’是个洋娃娃的印象,但是暗中,你已经可以变成任何一种人,才有在裴罗嘉的力量下逃生的本事,嗯,好吧,明天你就开始学着变笨,如果以后她们教你练拳你还像今天这样看一遍就会,我就踹你！” Said probably these matters, Jiaming lay on the table sleeps, class recess time, noise in classroom awakens by noise him, sees only Dongfang Wan and Huang Haobing at this time on the platform, the matter that announced that had two probably. 大概说完了这些事,家明趴在桌子上睡觉,课间的时候,教室里的喧闹将他吵醒,只见东方婉和黄浩兵此时都在讲台上,宣布的事情,大概有两件。 First, after basketball game National Day in school, must hold, at this time shortly after begins school, holds such competition, lower grade, to promote on the class the mutual understanding of people, in this class, the natural basketball hit the good family circumstances good Huang Haobing to become the leader. 其一,学校里的篮球比赛国庆节之后就要举行,此时开学不久,举行这样的比赛,在低年级来说,也是为了促进班级上众人的互相了解,在这个班,自然篮球打得不错家境又良好的黄浩兵成了领头人。 Second, Society in school the drawing up-and-comers were joining a society recently, Dongfang Wan is plans to establish interest Society, at present is soliciting everyone's suggestions, therefore the people are the speech enthusiastically. 其二,学校里的社团最近都在拉新人入会,东方婉则是打算建立一个兴趣社团,眼前正在征求大家的意见,因此众人都是发言踊跃。 Jiaming is not big to this matter interest, lies continues to rest on the table, in the heart actually remembers several days ago the Shasha's idea, she wants to establish small Society full of enthusiasm, the person does not need to be many, best on Jiaming, Lingjing and her three people, as the matter stands, usually all right in the same place, will not arouse the suspicions or the disapprovals of others, what a pity the school stipulated that establishes Society at least to have five people, Tsukichi Kaoru this wood/blockhead naturally can add on, however must ask an acquaintance to be possible again some to be difficult, moreover Society that establishes by goal like this, what actually this/should called name.? 家明对这种事情兴趣不大,趴在桌子上继续睡,心中却想起几天前沙沙的想法,她兴致勃勃地想要建立一个小社团,人不必多,最好就家明、灵静和她三个人,这样一来,平时没事的时候在一起,才不会引起其他人的怀疑或是非议,可惜学校规定建立社团至少得有五个人,月池薰这根木头自然可以加上,然而再要找个熟人可就有些困难了,而且以这样的目的来建立的社团,倒底该叫个什么名字呢？ Gu Jiaming harem group? 顾家明的后宫团？ Ye Lingjing harem study society? 叶灵静后宫学习社？ Queen Shasha ** space? 沙沙女王的**空间？ Which...... gives a good name is really a troublesome matter...... 呀呀呀……起个好名字真是一件伤脑筋的事情哪……
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