The TV screen, becomes a darkness. Then...... 电视机屏幕,变得一片漆黑。接着…… Qinghan is holding Feiina, flushed from that! 倾寒抱着绯依娜,从那里面冲了出来！ Two people roll on the floor, the posture could be said as ambiguous to the extreme. But the people look at Feiina, was shocked, who is this woman? 二人滚在地板上,姿势可以说是暧昧到了极点。而众人看着绯依娜,都是愣住了,这个女人到底是谁？ Nihility Magic, in Feiina the memory everyone mind cleaned, just like in 《Shakugan no Shana》 to lose human of strength of existence to be the same. 无之魔法,将所有人脑海中绯依娜的记忆都清洗掉了,就犹如《灼眼的夏娜》里面失去存在之力的人类一样。 „Also really came out......” “还真出来了……” „This female quite attractive, who is she......? Movie inside person? It is not Kayako changes?” “这个女的好漂亮,她是……谁啊？电影里面的人？不会是伽椰子变的吧？” „Next......”, however Jigsaw is actually coldly said: „Ok, next, was you!” “下一个……”然而竖锯却是冷冷道:“好了,下一个,就是你了！” The TV screen changed, content that later presents, impressively yes...... 电视机屏幕发生了变化,随后出现的内容,赫然是…… „This...... this...... isn't this?” “这……这……这不是？” „Jin Yong?” “金庸？” Impressively what on the screen appears is...... 《The Return of the Condor Heroes》 and «Demigods and Semi-Devils»! 屏幕上赫然出现的是……《神雕侠侣》和《天龙八部》！ What is very interesting, in these two TV series scene, has same actor/actress, Liu Yifei! 很有趣的是,这两部电视剧的画面中,都有同一个演员,刘亦菲！ And on a screen, impressively is a Xiaolongnü white clothing, actually lies down on the lawn. Yin Zhiping who wears a black Daoist robe, is close to her slowly. Yin Zhiping to Xiaolongnü the love at first sight, to its fantasizing for a long time, usually in can only hug initially is fantasizing masturbate, now saw that the honorable person cannot move unexpectedly lies down on the ground, evil fire wells up the lower part of the body, is determined to take this opportunity, in the sweetheart with this dream has the relations that cannot be described. 其中一个屏幕上,赫然是小龙女一身白衣,却躺在草地上。穿着一身黑色道袍的尹志平,则是缓缓接近着她。尹志平对小龙女当初一见倾心,对其yy已久,平日里面都只能抱着幻想撸x,如今看到真人居然不能动弹地躺在地上,一股邪火涌到下身,决意利用这个机会,和这位梦中情人发生一段不可描述的关系。 On another screen, then after is Murong Fu Duan Yu push into the well, accuses Wang Yuyan early and Duan Yu seeks a secret understanding with the enemy the tune mutually. In the Wang Yuyan heart the grief and indignation, sees the Murong Fu dangerous essence, read and Duan Yu to its sincerity, then the decision drowned in a well to commit suicide together in the name of love. It is well known , because of this dry well, making Duan Yu this ten thousand years of spare tire be successfully put on regular status finally, brings her home. As for then Old Master Zha Liangyong does not know that because of what reason, is the Wang Yuyan brain enters water to return to the Murong Fu bosom the original works revision, is purely is some parallel world plot, is the Demigods and Semi-Devils official, this fire seed did not acknowledge the drop. 另外一个屏幕上,则是慕容复将段誉推入井中后,指责王语嫣早和段誉互通款曲。王语嫣心中悲愤,看出慕容复险恶本质,又念及段誉对其的一番真心,遂决定投井殉情。众所周知,正是因为这口枯井,让段誉这位万年备胎终于成功转正,抱得美人归。至于而后查良镛老爷子不知因为什么原因,将原著修改为王语嫣大脑进water重新回归慕容复怀抱,就纯属是某个平行世界剧情,乃是天龙八部官方同人,本火种是绝不承认滴。 Returning to the proper topic. 言归正传。 Person who this time, must go into action, impressively is...... Jiang Yixue! 这一次,要出马的人,赫然是……江一雪！ This double ponytail young girl, is actually no one knows, she is actually Yuan Qing that side person. However, although she gives loyalty to Yuan Qing, but eventually is a woman. As long as the female, will not have the favorable impression to the rapist, let alone Yin Zhiping this knight-errant domain is illustrious, was next to the rapist of some Wei nobility master. The 《The Return of the Condor Heroes》 most regrettable place, is Xiaolongnü may not describe this point by Yin Zhiping! 这个双马尾少女,却是没人知道,她其实是元清那边的人。不过,虽然她效忠元清,但终究是个女人。但凡女性,对强奸犯是绝不会有好感的,何况还是尹志平这位武侠领域赫赫有名,仅次于某位韦姓爵爷的强奸犯了。《神雕侠侣》最让人遗憾的地方,就是小龙女被尹志平不可描述这一点！ „I choose 《The Return of the Condor Heroes》!” “我选《神雕侠侣》！” Although after Jiang Yixue is 90, but most likes is actually full beard edition 《The Return of the Condor Heroes》, now has the opportunity to kill with one's own hand the obscene thief, but can also play Xiaolongnü, kills two birds with one stone, how to let off? As for ghost? Which fishiness cannot see in any case, might as well first butchered Yin Zhiping! 江一雪虽然是九零后,不过最喜欢的却是大胡子版本的《神雕》,如今有机会手刃淫贼,还可以出演一回小龙女,一举两得,岂会放过？至于鬼？反正也看不出哪个有鬼,还不如先去宰了尹志平！ Quanzhen Sect three generations of disciple Yin Zhiping's this time moods are very excited. Since must see the Xiaolongnü peerless appearance on the same day with own eyes, is really admires crazily such as about it. However, why that does Xiaolongnü, actually adore that Yang Guo? In the past that Yang Guo father Yang Kang, was ready the proper betraying country traitor to China, did the descendant of this grade of character, where have the qualifications to obtain such goddess? On the same day saw Xiaolongnü and Yang Guo in the flowering shrubs scarlet relative, obviously is doing may not the matter of description, burst with envy. today sees Xiaolongnü unable to move unexpectedly, lies down on the ground, is capricious, has an evil thought unexpectedly! 全真派三代弟子尹志平此时的心情是非常激动的。自从当日亲眼得见小龙女绝世容颜,真是对其思慕如狂。然而,为何那小龙女,却是倾心于那杨过？当年那杨过的父亲杨康,乃是妥妥的卖国汉奸,这等人物的后裔,哪里有资格得到如此女神？当日见到小龙女和杨过在花丛中赤果相对,显然是在做不可描述之事,更是妒火中烧。今日居然看到小龙女动弹不得,躺在地上,不禁心猿意马,竟然生出一丝恶念来！ Young Lady Long...... Zhiping knew that this act is the action of beast, but Zhiping admires crazily to the miss, if today can result in hopes as one likes, even if under 18 Hells, was willing! 龙姑娘……志平自知此举乃是禽兽之举,但志平对姑娘爱慕成狂,今日若能得遂心愿,纵然是下十八层地狱,也是心甘情愿了！ Under the evil thought obligation, he walked toward Xiaolongnü slowly! 恶念驱使之下,他缓缓朝着小龙女走了过去！ „Obscene thief! Suffers to death!” “淫贼！受死！” Just likes the sound of startling thunderclap to resound from Yin Zhiping together behind, he turns head immediately panic-stricken, saw that a taoist nun speeds away toward him! 一道犹如惊雷的声音从尹志平身后响起,他立即惊恐地回头,就看到一个道姑朝着他疾驰而来！ „You...... you are Red Fairy Li Mochou!” “你……你是赤练仙子李莫愁！” Jiang Yixue turns into Li Mochou this matter to oneself, is somewhat is quite helpless. This thinks that oneself can play Xiaolongnü, but turned into Li Mochou unexpectedly? However, to Li Mochou this character, actually Jiang Yixue also somewhat sympathizes. After all...... is also by the character of dregs male injury, but Li Mochou vents anger too the innocent person, final result, it can be said that has only self to blame, is not worth sympathizing. 江一雪对自己变成李莫愁这件事情,也是颇有几分无奈的。本以为自己可以出演一回小龙女,但是居然变成了李莫愁？不过,对李莫愁这个角色,其实江一雪也有几分同情。毕竟……也是个被渣男伤害的人物,只不过李莫愁迁怒太多无辜之人,最终的结局,也可以说是咎由自取,并不值得同情。 By the Li Mochou martial arts, must kill Yin Zhiping, it can be said that is easy. Do not say that now is Li Mochou of Jiang Yixue incarnation. Regarding what attempted rape, crime not until death? The joke, Jiang Yixue is not a judge, has the opportunity to enter 《The Return of the Condor Heroes》, does not kill Yin Zhiping, does she do right by oneself? 以李莫愁的武功,要杀尹志平,可以说是轻而易举。更不要说现在是江一雪化身的李莫愁。至于说什么强奸未遂,罪不至死？笑话,江一雪又不是法官,有机会进入《神雕》,不杀尹志平,她对得起自己吗？ However, she is also hugging intensely vigilant. This Yin Zhiping, very possible is the ghost camouflages. Even lies down in that Xiaolongnü, does not remove suddenly incarnation malicious ghost, therefore, is maintaining intense vigilant. 不过,她也抱着强烈警惕。这个尹志平,也很可能是鬼伪装的。甚至躺在那的小龙女,也不排除忽然间化身厉鬼,所以,也是保持着强烈警惕。 But the result...... is actually extremely smooth. 而结果……却是极为顺利。 Short after ten seconds, Yin Zhiping turned into big pile of hashed meat, could not look again is a person. Jiang Yixue naturally is not the anomaly, starting is so vicious, was naturally worried that Yin Zhiping is not human. However, after killing him, these flesh lumps...... have not had anything to change again. 短短十秒后,尹志平就变成了一大堆碎肉,再也看不出来是一个人了。江一雪自然不是什么变态,下手那么狠毒,自然是担心尹志平并不是人类。不过,杀了他后,那些肉块……没有再发生什么变化。 „Obscene thief...... dies well!” “淫贼……死得好！” „Senior Sister? Is you?” “师姐？是你？” At this time, lay down heard the incarnation Li Mochou Jiang Yixue sound in ground Xiaolongnü: „Senior Sister, is you?” 这时候,躺在地上的小龙女则听到了化身李莫愁的江一雪的声音:“师姐,是你吗？” Xiaolongnü and Li Mochou, named apprentice sisters, but Li Mochou is to capture Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, before had broken off with Xiaolongnü completely. However, Jade Maiden Heart Sutra that Xiaolongnü cultivates, making her personality quite chilly, therefore faces Li Mochou even if, is displays very indifferently. 小龙女和李莫愁,名为师姐妹,但李莫愁为夺取玉女心经,之前已经和小龙女完全决裂。不过,小龙女所修炼的玉女心经,让她性格颇为清冷,因此纵然面对李莫愁,也是表现得很淡然。 Facing unable to move Xiaolongnü, Jiang Yixue is actually vigilant extremely. No one knows that she can the next quarter be female ghost crawls on the incarnation. Meanwhile, is paying attention to by these flesh lumps that she disrupts. 面对动弹不得的小龙女,江一雪却是警惕万分。谁也不知道她会不会下一刻就化身为一个女鬼爬起来了。同时,也注意着被她碎裂的那些肉块。 Now, Yin Zhiping this had died, Jiang Yixue starts to leave here immediately. The short flash, Xiaolongnü has vanished in her at present. 现在,尹志平这狗贼已经死了,江一雪立即开始离开这里。短短一瞬间,小龙女就已经消失在了她眼前。 Suddenly...... 忽然…… „Li Mochou! You how in this? Adoptive father, this wicked woman, almost kills me and my paternal aunt, we cope with her together!” “李莫愁！你怎么在这？义父,这个恶女人,差点害死我和我姑姑,我们一起对付她！” Whole face dragon fine beard, the middle-aged man of having hair dishevelled, with a beautiful masculinity handsome youth, appeared before her simultaneously! These two people, without a doubt, are Yang Guo and Ouyang Feng! 一个满脸虬髯,披头散发的中年男人,和一个面如冠玉的英俊青年,同时出现在了她面前！这二人,毫无疑问,就是杨过和欧阳锋！ Ouyang Feng because of playing with past Huang Rong, cultivated Nine Yin Manual at this time in reverse, finally became human not human and ghost not ghost, instead captured two Mount Hua to discuss the first under heaven of sword. However, this grade of strength, in front of Jiang Yixue from the start is not anything, even if were suppressed half of strengths is also so. 欧阳锋此时因为当年黄蓉的作弄,逆向修炼九阴真经,结果变得人不人鬼不鬼,反而夺得了二次华山论剑的天下第一。不过,这等实力,在江一雪面前压根不算什么,哪怕被压制一半实力也是如此。 The Yang Guo martial arts, could not compare Li Mochou. However, now has Ouyang Feng this adoptive father, where also fears at present „Li Mochou”? Therefore, killed with the adoptive father together! 杨过的武功,原本是比不上李莫愁的。但是,现在有欧阳锋这位义父在,哪里还怕眼前的“李莫愁”？于是,就跟义父一起杀了上来！ Jiang Yixue is quite vigilant, immediately is ready! 江一雪相当警惕,立即做好准备！ But in the meantime, a matter that made everyone not think of happened. 但就在此时,一件让所有人都没有想到的事情发生了。 Two Quanzhen Sect Daoist Priest, lead one male and two female, flushed unexpectedly! 两个全真教的道士,带着一男二女,竟然冲了过来！ Seven Masters of Quanzhen? 全真七子？ Jiang Yixue sneers, let alone Seven Masters of Quanzhen, Wang Chongyang resurrects even, she does not pay attention. However, Quanzhen Sect and Yang Guo gratitude and grudges deeply, naturally first cope with him to be right. What she must care, in these people are fishy. 江一雪又是冷笑,别说全真七子,就算王重阳复活,她也不放在眼里。不过,全真教和杨过的恩怨更深一些,自然是优先对付他才对。她要在意的是,这些人里面有没有鬼。 „Facetious Old Daoist, what do you make?” Yang Guo sees the most front two people, is Chang Chun Zi Qiu Chuji and Dan Yang Zi Ma Yu! Qiu Chuji, can be the Yang Guo master ancestor, because Zhao Zhijing humiliates him, Hao Datong killed Granny Sun, therefore he has no favorable impression to them. “牛鼻子老道,你们来做什么？”杨过见到最前头二人,正是长春子丘处机和丹阳子马钰！丘处机,算得上是杨过的师祖,但因为赵志敬折辱他,郝大通又杀了孙婆婆,所以他对他们没有什么好感。 But in the meantime...... the Yang Guo attention, suddenly by Qiu Chuji and Ma Yu behind, the young red clothes female of that male two girls'school captured! Because at the night, he had not seen clearly a moment ago, if by any chance approached were careful looked, Yang Guo in the extreme shocked! 但就在此时……杨过的目光,忽然被丘处机和马钰身后,那一男二女中的一名年轻红衣女子吸引住了！因为是在黑夜,刚才他没看清楚,但等靠近了再仔细一看,杨过震撼得无以复加！ „How...... how possible?” “怎……怎么可能？” Afterward...... lots of soldiers, gush out from forest suddenly! But these soldier centers regarding two people, are the brocade clothes jade crowns, one is the middle-aged man, one is the handsome boy. 随后……忽然大量士兵,从树林中涌出！而这些士兵中心围绕着两人,都是锦衣玉冠,一个是中年男子,一个是英俊少年。 That middle-aged man, shouts high: „Quick...... retrieves royal concubine!” 那中年男子,高喊道:“快……去救回王妃！” „Prince, my husband good good work, regardless of the ends of the earth, I must follow him to go, inviting the prince must put me to leave!” “王爷,我丈夫还好好活着,无论天涯海角,我都要跟随他去,请王爷务必放我离开！” In Qiu Chuji, Ma Yu behind one male and two female, respectively is a middle-aged man who takes a long spear/gun, is well-dressed, middle-aged but still attractive of old yet still graceful, looked at a panic-stricken red clothes female extremely with that Yang Guo! 在丘处机,马钰身后的一男两女,分别是一个拿着一根长枪的中年男人,一个衣着华丽,风韵犹存的半老徐娘,和那个杨过看了一眼就惊骇万分的红衣女子！ „Mother...... is mother...... you?” Yang Guo is pointing at that red clothes female suddenly: „Mother, I quite thinks you!” “娘……娘……是你吗？”杨过猛然指着那红衣女子:“娘,我好想你！” This, looks at Jiang Yixue extremely with amazement! 这一幕,看得江一雪万分骇然！ Can by the woman who Yang Guo is called mother, should not appear on this Mt. Zhongnan! 能被杨过叫做娘的女人,绝不应该出现在这终南山上！ „Mu......Mu......Mu Nianci?” “穆……穆……穆念慈？” „Yang Tiexin? Bao Xiruo? Wanyan Honglie?......” “杨铁心？包惜弱？完颜洪烈？还有……” „Yang Kang!” “杨康！”