HLS :: Volume #1

#13: Strange scholar


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At this time, in bear child guardian eyes that handsome scholar that has several points of skill, is just the apron, snort/hum folk song, in kitchen not slow not anxious is bustling about. 此时,熊孩子家长眼里那位有着几分本事的俊书生,正系着围裙,哼着小调,在厨房里面不缓不急的忙碌着。 The same rice flour, the same food, Li Yi does is always more delicious, this that Xiao Huan does is Liu Rúyee through contrasting a conclusion. 同样的米面,同样的食材,李易做出来的总是比小环做的更加美味,这是柳如仪通过对比得出来的一个结论。 Is only the daily two meal of filling the belly, unexpectedly also changes can expect, the ordinary thin rice gruel and wheaten food, in his subordinate, can change the different patterns each time, sometimes has a liking for one merely, or smells the fragrance, makes the person appetite increase. 原本只是填饱肚子的每日两餐,居然也变的可以期待,普通的稀粥和面食,在他手下,每次都能变出不同的花样,有时候仅仅是看上一眼,或者是闻到香味,就让人食欲大增。 The reason of when eating meal also not only to fill the belly again, as if entire life changes is happy. 当吃饭的理由再也不仅仅是为了填饱肚子,似乎整个生活都变的美好起来。 After several times, Liu Rúyee has not proposed the kind again in gentleman far kitchen in this case. 几次之后,柳如仪就再也没提类过似于“君子远庖厨”这样的话。 She will also be sometimes curious, a scholar, before why the matter to stove will crave, in all low-grade, only then studies the high time, is really is inconceivable, scholar, unexpectedly from falling the status will handle the matter that a chef will handle...... 她有时候也会好奇,一个读书人,为什么会对灶前的事情这么热衷,在万般皆下品,惟有读书高的时代,实在是难以想象,一个书生,居然会自降身份去做一个厨子做的事情…… The dignity of his scholar? 他的读书人的尊严呢? Liu Rúyee has also seen many scholars, generally gives her is arrogant, has keen eyesight in withstand/top the impression, without a doubt, own husband and does not seem like the legitimate scholar, but obviously is different from others. 柳如仪也是见过不少读书人的,大抵给她的都是一种恃才傲物,眼高于顶的印象,毫无疑问,自己的这位相公并不像是正统的读书人,但又明显有别于其他人。 Does he have the ability, Liu Rúyee is not clear, but thought that is also insufficient is too bad. 他到底有没有才气,柳如仪并不清楚,但心想也不至于太差。 Child who that crowd lawless no one could govern, in him hand/subordinate docile, short within several day, changed that made everyone exclaim in surprise, came as a surprise to Liu Rúyee by far. 那群无法无天谁都治不了的孩子,在他手下偏偏服服帖帖的,短短的几天之内,就发生了让所有人都惊叹的变化,也远远出乎了柳如仪的意料。 Naturally, from the Xiao Huan mouth knew that Li Yi gives the story that these children told in the classroom, made in the heart of Liu Rúyì quite surprised. 当然,从小环口中得知李易在课堂上给那些孩子们讲的故事,也让柳如意的心里面颇为惊讶。 These things, how does he think? 那些东西,他都是怎么想到的? These days, as if the entire border, had some small changes continually. 这一段时间,似乎连整个寨子,都发生了一些小小的变化。 From the beginning, Li Yi to Liu Rúyee, but to block certain people temporarily non-stop compelling the mouth of marriage, does pressure stronghold husband that the appearance snatches, but is the nominal fake couple, in the heart is thinking previous some time, matter precipitates, if he wants to walk, putting him departs is. 一开始,李易柳如仪来说,只是为了暂时堵上某些人不停逼婚的嘴,做做样子抢的压寨相公而已,不过是有名无实的假夫妻,心中想着过上一段时间,事情沉淀下来,他若想走,放他离去便是。 In the Liu Rúyee heart actually has certain preparations, it is expected to resist to him, will escape...... 柳如仪心里面其实有着某些准备,预料到他会抗争,会逃跑…… But how regardless of not to have expected, he has not revealed a point such idea unexpectedly from beginning to end, instead at an inconceivable speed, integrated here...... 但无论如何也没有预料到,他居然从始至终都没有流露出一点这样的想法,反而以一种不可思议的速度,融入了这里…… Although will meet every day, but Liu Rúyee actually felt oneself do not seem to completely understood him. 虽然每日都会相见,但柳如仪却感觉自己仿佛从来没有看透过他。 Really is...... strange scholar...... 真是个……奇怪的书生呢…… ------ ------ ------ ------ On the whole, Li Yi regarding the present life is quite satisfied. 大体上来说,李易对于现在的生活还是较为满意的。 This is the ancestors have never had the ease and pleased, every day generally prepares food, meets the class to bear the child on, no difficulty, relaxed indescribable. 这是上辈子从未有过的悠闲与快意,每天大抵就是做做饭,给熊孩子上会课,没什么难度,轻松的难以言喻。 As for escaping...... 至于逃跑…… Why can escape? 为什么要逃跑? After running, what he eats, where lives, which on looks for such pretty wife? 跑了以后他吃什么,住哪里,上哪儿去找这么漂亮的媳妇? He is not silly, since has almost passed on the free day of retiring early, why bother also to look for the crime to receive? 他又不傻,既然已经差不多过上了提前退休的逍遥日子,又何苦自己找罪受? Li Yi has felt oneself are an easy satisfied person, this point is very good. 李易一直觉得自己是一个容易满足的人,这一点很好。 Mister is good!” “先生好!” Enters the school, bear the children straight sitting is good, the courtesy is complete, on small face some faint anticipations. 走进学堂,熊孩子们已经端端正正的坐好,礼数周全,小脸上隐隐有些期待。 Yesterday before finishing, Li Yi pinched the ending of story on a suspense, in bear the child heart is perhaps unbearably anxious, the dark pouches from their eye can look, yesterday evening had not definitely had a good sleep. 昨天结束之前,李易又将故事的结尾掐在一个大的悬念上面,熊孩子心里面恐怕早就急不可耐,从他们眼睛上的黑眼圈就可以看出来,昨天晚上肯定没有睡好。 This also made in Li Yi heart some wicked interest obtain small satisfaction. 这也让李易心里面的某种恶趣味得到了小小的满足。 Pulls closer the relations with bear the child is a very simple matter, Li Yi is says to them every day meets the story, teaches them to write own name while convenient again, the character that or other anything bear child is willing to study, for example Sun Wukong Jade Emperor „the Tathagata Buddha and so on they are interested, excellent good, has at least grasped more than ten characters to present each bear child. 和熊孩子拉近关系是一件十分简单的事情,李易不过是每天给他们讲一会故事,顺便再教他们写写自己的名字,或者其他什么熊孩子愿意学的字,比如“孙悟空”“玉皇大帝”“如来佛祖”之类他们感兴趣的,效果出奇的好,到现在每一个熊孩子至少已经掌握了十几个字。 Has Li Yi that more than ten years of student has experienced, compared with anyone understands that the interest is the best teacher, passive instilling into is inferior to driving claim forever, although his method a little tempts the underage suspicion, but the effect was actually remarkable to the extreme. 有过十几年学生经历的李易,比谁都明白兴趣才是最好的导师,被动的灌输永远不如主动的索取,虽然他的方法有点引诱未成年的嫌疑,但效果却是显著到了极点。 This time school, just started were also more than some bear children, even has several girls. 此时的学堂,比刚开始的时候又多了一部分熊孩子,其中甚至有几个女孩子。 According to the normal historical trend, the thought of regarding men as superior to women should also spread several hundred over a thousand years in this world, even in Willow Leaf Stronghold, has not been thinking before makes these girls and boy same sits in the school. 按照正常的历史趋势,重男轻女的思想应该还会在这个世界流传几百上千年之久,即便是在柳叶寨,之前也从来没有想着让那些女孩子和男孩一样坐在学堂里。 But the story of that monkey, the seduction is too big, even the girl cannot be unconventional, perhaps was in some bear child class listened to the story, after getting down, without getting up in front of the little friend in school has shown off, whenever later Li Yi attended class, before out of the door or window, would several small forms, timid standing there, actually does not dare to come. 但那一只猴子的故事,诱惑实在太大,就算是女孩子也不能免俗,或许是某个熊孩子课上听了故事,下去之后在没有上过学堂的小伙伴面前炫耀,之后每当李易上课的时候,门外或者窗前,总会有几道小小的身影,怯怯的站在那里,却不敢进来。 Li Yi may not have by tormenting of regarding men as superior to women thought that since they like, then makes that several girls come to listen together, has several days. 李易可没有受过重男轻女思想的荼毒,既然她们喜欢,便让那几个女孩子进来一起听,已经有好几天了。 However, sometimes will have some awkward matter. 不过,有时候还是会发生一些尴尬的事情。 In each bear child heart has a heroic dream, who longs for turning goes everywhere the omnipotent grandson monkey, Liu Xiaohu with some little girl was arguing when who is Sun Wukong, because quarrelled inarticulate, does not know the inspiration of where coming, pulled down own pants unexpectedly directly, is pointing at one just the little thing that started to grow, righteous saying: Mister said that monkey Duke, has small jj! I have small jj you not to have, therefore I am the grandson Great Sage!” 每一个熊孩子心里面都有一个英雄梦,谁都渴望变成上天入地无所不能的孙猴子,柳小虎在和某一个小女孩争论谁才是孙悟空时,因为嘴笨争吵不过,也不知道是从哪里来的灵感,居然直接扒下了自己的裤子,指着某一个刚刚开始发育的小东西,理直气壮的说道:“先生说那猴子是公的,有小jj!我有小jj你没有,所以我才是孙大圣!” Just arriving of Liu Xiaohu made one unable to find any a few words to refute, even Li Yi still had nothing to say in reply, after the little girl gawked one next, does not know that sad could not make the grandson monkey, „” cried. 柳小虎的理由充分到让人找不到任何一句话来反驳,就算是李易也无言以对,那小女孩愣了一下之后,也不知道是不是伤心自己做不了孙猴子,“哇”的一声就哭了出来。 Liu Xiaohu also cried, because the little girl goes home, told the parents the whole story of matter. 柳小虎也哭了,因为那小女孩回家之后,将事情的原委告诉了父母。 Walked by the guardians of little girl, listens to the process, two aunt Wu are angry immediately, the rush-leaf fan common palm fell on the buttocks of Liu Xiaohu. 被人家小女孩的家长找上门来,听完经过,二婶娘吴氏当即就大怒,蒲扇一般的手掌就落在了柳小虎的屁股上。 Li Yi at that time in the separation of one wall place , can only helpless shaking the head, pay silent tribute a meeting for the bear child, how in such a mother on the booth, then he...... should why...... 李易那个时候就在一墙之隔的地方,也只能无奈的摇了摇头,为熊孩子默哀了一会,怎么就摊上这么一个妈,然后他就……该干嘛干嘛…… Words said that Monk Tang and his party went to the daughter country, drank the water of child and mother river by mistake, all turned was pregnant......” “话说唐僧一行人来到了女儿国,误喝了子母河的水,全都变成了大肚子……” The Li Yi custom first gives bear the children to say meets the story, then teaches them something, very optional sitting among the bear children, then the previous story said time. 李易习惯先给熊孩子们讲一会故事,然后再教他们一些东西,很随意的坐在熊孩子中间,接着上一次的故事讲了起来。 In the school, bear the child raises up the ear, with total concentration is listening, out of the window, the Liu Rúyì both arms surround, lean on the window column, on the elegant face appears the interested expression. 学堂里面,熊孩子竖起耳朵,聚精会神的听着,窗外,柳如意双臂环抱,斜倚在窗栏上,俏脸上浮现出饶有兴趣的表情。
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