GOAW :: Volume #5

#492: stinky tofu, terrifying in this way!


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When the referee was compelled is eating this stinky tofu, his innermost feelings are the rejection. 当裁判被逼着吃这臭豆腐的时候,他的内心是拒绝的。 That is fluttering the dish of stink, how even if the appearance is attractive , is really makes the person unable to mention the least bit appetite. 那飘荡着臭味的菜品,即使卖相再怎么好看,也实在是让人提不起半点食欲。 When he under the gazes of myriad vision, after clamping stinky tofu has squeezed in the mouth, that suddenly in the delicacy that in the mouth blooms, is lets his pore from top to bottom is eruptions cannot help but. 但是当他在万千目光的注视下,夹了一块臭豆腐塞入嘴巴之中后,那陡然在嘴巴中绽放开来的美味,却是让他浑身上下的毛孔都是不由自主的喷发。 That heard that super smelly dish, has unexpectedly the unexpected delicacy. 那闻上去超级臭的菜品,吃起来居然出乎意料的美味。 stinky tofu in the mouth was bitten, but that eruption the rich fragrance and almost must wind around spiritual energy of his mouth, lets start chewing that he cannot stop. 臭豆腐在嘴巴中被咬碎之后,那喷发而出的浓香和几乎要缭绕他口腔的灵气,让他止不住的开始咀嚼 The referee stared the big eye to look at Bu Fang one, in that vision filled was incredible, panic-stricken! 裁判瞪大眼睛看了步方一眼,那目光之中充满了不可置信,还有惊骇! This time is true panic-stricken, unusual panic-stricken. 这一次是真正的惊骇,非同寻常的惊骇。 What he is panic-stricken, this dish has the function of elixir unexpectedly. 他惊骇的是,这菜品居然真的有着丹药的作用。 Moreover, effect also very good. 而且,效果还非常的不错。 Originally was not that formation has made a mistake, but was this dish really very unusual. 原来不是那阵法出错了,而是这菜品真的非常的奇特。 In the arena the eliminated doctors look at the movement that the referee stiffens, the expression on face is some does not endure. 擂台上被淘汰的医师们看着裁判僵住的动作,脸上的表情都是有些不忍。 Heard that so is smelly, that eats to arrive in port...... Should have how fearful Ah! 闻起来就那么臭,那吃到口中……该有多么的可怕啊! In their hearts some sympathies had the referee suddenly, but they know, all these chief criminals are actually Bu Fang. 他们心中忽然有些同情起了裁判,不过他们知道,这一切的罪魁祸首其实都是步方 This boy right now certainly must be kicked the grand ceremony! 这小子这下子肯定是要被踢出大典了吧! Unexpectedly does the matter above such serious grand ceremony, this person must punish! 居然在这么严肃的大典之上搞事情,这种人必须严惩! Thereupon, in the arena many doctors looked that filled to the Bu Fang's look has taken pleasure in others'misfortunes carefree with! 于是乎,擂台上不少医师看向步方的眼神都是充满了幸灾乐祸和畅快! They could not be promoted, your this instigator, gave up any idea to be promoted. 他们晋级不了,那你这个始作俑者,也休想晋级。 Bu Fang feels to the vision of these people somewhat speechless, they know nothing about the truth. 步方对这些人的目光感到有几分无语,他们对真相一无所知。 Under audience also looks not the color/look of enduring, looks in same place referee, opened mouth close to, wish makes him give up. 底下的观众也是面露不忍之色,看着将在原地的裁判,张了张嘴巴,想要让他放弃。 But, quick, all of them are terrified are startled. 可是,很快,他们所有人都是悚然一惊。 Because that ate a stinky tofu referee to move, everybody thinks this dish must vomit. 因为那吃了一块臭豆腐的裁判动了,大家本来以为这菜品是要呕吐。 But the dish following movement, actually completely has stemmed from their anticipation. 可是菜品接下来的动作,却完全出乎了他们的意料。 It is not the vomit, but used the chopsticks, has clamped stinky tofu once again toward mouth stuff. 不是呕吐,而是动了筷子,再度夹了一块臭豆腐往嘴巴中塞 „Was he insane?!” “他疯了么?!” What this especially was eats to become addicted? By smelly dementia?” “这特么的是吃上瘾了?还是被臭的精神错乱?” Ended...... The referee was silly, this dish poisonous Ah! “完了……裁判傻了,这菜品有毒啊! ...... …… The people call out in alarm, incredible looks at the referee, sees only that referee, is clamping stinky tofu unceasingly toward mouth stuff, that crazy appearance, looked like hungry several months of hungry ghost was ordinary! 众人惊呼,纷纷不可置信的看着裁判,只见那裁判,夹着臭豆腐不断的往嘴巴中塞,那疯狂的模样,就像是饿了几个月的饿鬼一般! squish squish! 吧唧吧唧 Above arena peaceful incomparable, all people have been shocked, only when remaining referee that chewing stinky tofu, sound that sends out. 擂台之上安静无比,所有人都是惊呆了,只剩下裁判那咀嚼臭豆腐时,所散发出来的声响。 That sound makes them feel absolutely terrified. 那声响让他们感到一阵毛骨悚然。 The people look at referee that table manners, is swallows the saliva...... 众人看着裁判那吃相,更是吞了吞唾沫…… Sees only, on the referee face is hanging the excited smiling face, the double pupil shines, chopsticks rapid falling, picks together stinky tofu, while juice splash time then goes toward mouth stuff. 只见,裁判的脸上挂着兴奋的笑容,双眸放光,筷子飞速的落下,夹起一块臭豆腐,趁着汁液飞溅的时候便是往嘴巴中塞去。 That juice contamination in the surroundings of mouth, served as contrast somewhat funnily him. 那汁液沾染在了嘴巴的周围,将他衬托了有几分滑稽。 But the referee tongue stretches out, licks fiercely, then these Sauce licking. 可是裁判舌头伸出,猛地一舔,便是将那些酱汁给舔了进去。 People such dull looks at referee, one after another will be placed in Bu Fang front stinky tofu finished eating in abundance. 众人就这样呆呆的看着裁判,一块一块的将摆在步方面前的臭豆腐纷纷吃完。 Belch “嗝” Finished eating completely, even has licked referee after the tray, the whole face has hit burp happily. 全部吃完,甚至舔了一下盘子后的裁判,满脸幸福的打了一个饱嗝 In that burp is bringing little fragrant and ozone...... 饱嗝之中带着几许芬芳和臭气…… The people complexion must wrinkle, won't this referee really be insane? 众人脸色都是要皱起来了,这裁判不会真的是疯了吧? What kind of? Should I be pass?” Bu Fang calm asking. “怎么样?我应该算是通过了吧?”步方淡定的问道。 Looks at that licked clean tray, the Bu Fang corners of the mouth pulls, is quite self-confident. 看着那被舔的干干净净的盘子,步方嘴角一扯,颇为自信。 His that self-confident appearance lets these doctor special not being feeling well on arena, this boy smelly fart wool. 他那自信的模样让擂台上的那些医师特别的不爽,这小子臭屁个毛啊。 The referee pounds the mouth, exclamation looks at Bu Fang. 裁判砸吧着嘴,惊叹的看着步方 Has not thought...... This thing dish was hearing is so smelly, but eats, is actually the surprised delicacy.” “没有想到……这东西菜品闻着这么臭,可是吃起来,却是意外的美味啊。” Delicacy? 美味? The referee words made many people be shocked, then the whole face looked the stupid vision looks at the referee, when you our noses were false? That thing so is obviously smelly! 裁判的话语让不少人都是愣住了,尔后满脸看傻逼的目光看着裁判,你当我们的鼻子都是假的么?那玩意明明那么臭! But they quickly were shocked, because the referee formerly that ate the thing the appearance, truly precisely ate the appearance of delicacy time. 可是他们很快便是愣住了,因为裁判先前那吃东西的模样,确实就是吃到了美味时候的模样。 Is could it be that that thing very really delicious? 难道那东西真的很好吃? The people all are some vacillations. 众人皆是有些动摇。 What did this dish call?” Referee curious asking. “这道菜叫什么?”裁判好奇的问道。 Incense stick|Fragrant spicy stinky tofu.” Bu Fang visits him to reply, then him then in the vision that the latter has doubts, placed the inscribed horizontal tablet before bronze stage lifting that has placed on the bronze stage. “香辣臭豆腐。”步方看着他回答道,尔后他便是在后者疑惑的目光之中,将那放在青铜台前的匾额给抬了起来,放在了青铜台上。 Incense stick|Fragrant spicy stinky tofu, the Cloud Mist Restaurant product, by chef Bu Fang palm bucket culinary arts, the flavor/smell is extremely good, welcome to come to taste.” “香辣臭豆腐,云岚餐馆出品,由主厨步方掌勺烹饪,味道极佳,欢迎诸位前来品尝。” Bu Fang is pointing at the four large characters on inscribed horizontal tablet, expressionlessly, stiff incomparable has had an advertisement. 步方指着匾额上的四个大字,面无表情,生硬无比的打了个广告。 ...... 噗…… All people are stunned, somewhat ignorant compels! 所有人都是错愕,都是有些懵逼! What ghost is this? So stiff promotion really good? 这又是什么鬼?如此生硬的推广真的好么? The referee also stayed, then suddenly Haha has laughed, on the face revealed little has pondered, where I somewhat was suddenly curious your this restaurant, I went certainly to support...... This stinky tofu, the flavor/smell is really unique!” 裁判也是呆了呆,尔后忽然哈哈大笑了起来,脸上露出了几许玩味,“我忽然有些好奇你这餐馆在哪儿了,有空我一定前去捧场……这臭豆腐,味道真的是独特!” Said that he has also licked the lip. 说完他还舔了舔唇。 „Did I then pass the preliminary contest?” Bu Fang asked. “那我便是通过了初赛了?”步方问道。 Right, you passed the first round preliminary contest, a while also two rounds eliminate the screening match, if two rounds eliminate the screening match to pass, can be promoted, good luck.” “没错,你通过了第一轮初赛,等会儿还有两轮淘汰筛选赛,若是两轮淘汰筛选赛都是通过,才是能够晋级,祝你好运。” The referee received that formation, said with a smile. 裁判将那阵法收了起来,笑着说道。 Bu Fang stares, two rounds eliminate the screening match...... Worthily is the grand ceremony that Pill Palace holds, this athletic competition system also is really somewhat complex. 步方一愣,还有两轮淘汰筛选赛啊……不愧是丹府举办的大典,这赛制还真的是有些复杂。 However he also understood, after all the participating person were too many, these eliminate the screening match, but fishes in troubled waters for screen-out these. 不过他也理解,毕竟参赛的人太多了,这些淘汰筛选赛,只是为了筛除那些浑水摸鱼的。 Remaining two round eliminate the screening match tomorrow, hopes that you can participate, but...... Tomorrow you may not probably in the dish that culinary arts this type of stink fills, will affect the displays of other players.” Referee earnest saying. “剩下的两轮淘汰筛选赛在明日,希望你能够来参加,不过……明日你可不许在烹饪这种臭味弥漫的菜品了,会影响到其他选手的发挥。”裁判认真的说道。 The surrounding doctors have tears streaming down the face, there affects the display, that stink completely is attack Ah! of destruction nature 周围的医师们泪流满面,那里是影响发挥啊,那臭味完全是毁灭性的打击啊! Knew, tomorrow will not make stinky tofu.” The Bu Fang corners of the mouth pull, nod. “知道了,明天不会做臭豆腐了。”步方嘴角一扯,点点头。 Then received Black Tortoise Pot and Dragon Bone Kitchen Knife and other things, has lifted up the giant inscribed horizontal tablet, then walks toward the arena under. 尔后便是将玄武锅龙骨菜刀等东西收了起来,扛起了巨大的匾额,便是朝着擂台之下走去。 Under audiences subconsciously resigned a position, looks that carried inscribed horizontal tablet young man to vanish in the stream of people. 底下的观众们都是下意识的让出了个位置,看着那扛着匾额的少年消失在了人流之中。 Referee, how can you like this ask him to leave?!” Some people refuse to accept, gets angry the sound to say to the referee. “裁判,你怎么能就这样让他走了呢?!”有人不服,对裁判怒声而道。 This referee is also willful, coldly shot a look at a doctor of that speech, said: What's wrong, refuses to accept? Are you referee are I are referee?” 这裁判也是任性,冷冷的瞥了一眼那说话的医师,道:“怎么,不服?你是裁判还是我是裁判?” These doctor suddenly stagnate. 这些医师顿时一滞。 I must appraise Grandmasters there to go to you!” The doctors who refuses to accept, angry sound said. “我要去审评大师们那里去告你!”不服的医师们,怒声而道。 They do not believe that a dish will have the elixir effect unexpectedly...... Is this referee is harboring that boy absolutely. 他们才不相信一道菜居然会有丹药的效果的……绝对是这裁判在包庇那小子。 The referee and that boy have the secretive relations absolutely! 裁判和那小子绝对有着不可告人的关系! Hears this saying, the referee is also the anger extremely instead smiles. 听到这话,裁判也是怒极反笑。 One group of will not firm fellows, were eliminated also found various excuses, goes to the Ah! father to stand here, you especially goes to the Ah! father good and evil is Pill Tower One Cloud Alchemist, will also fear you?” “一群意志不坚定的家伙,被淘汰了还找各种理由,去告啊!老子就站在这里,你们特么的去告啊!老子好歹是丹塔一云炼丹师,还会怕你们?” This referee is also the crabby, is looking angrily at that group of doctors. 这裁判也是暴脾气,怒视着那群医师。 Pill Tower One Cloud Alchemist, this status let many people are frightened. 丹塔一云炼丹师,这身份还是让不少人都是惊悚了一下。 These doctors are also the complexion cloudy clear uncertain, finally flings the sleeve to depart. 那些医师也是脸色阴晴不定,最后甩袖离去。 Snort...... Any thing!” “哼……什么玩意!” The referee looks the back that group of people depart, coldly snorted, pounded a lower jaw, has tasted the stinky tofu flavor/smell. 裁判看着那群人离去的背影,冷哼了一声,砸吧了一下嘴,回味了一下臭豆腐的味道。 The doctors depart, Alchemist on arena finally one after another have also completed their refinement. 医师们离去,擂台上的炼丹师们也终于陆续的完成了他们的炼制。 On these Alchemist each faces has covered entirely the sweat. 只是,这些炼丹师每个人脸上都是布满了汗水。 The referee is taking Jade Talisman, then moved toward each Alchemist position, started the examination of end product. 裁判拿着玉符,便是走向了每一位炼丹师的位置,开始了成品的检验。 Quality is too bad, failure.” “品质太差,失败。” Has not reached the ninth grade elixir level, the failure!” “未达到九品丹药水平,失败!” Un? Any thing that this refining up, failure!” “嗯?这炼的什么玩意,失败!” ...... …… Verifies, the referee tranquil complexion changed, on the forehead has emitted the sweat. 一路审核下来,裁判原本平静的脸色都是变了,额头上冒出了汗水。 Because of these many Alchemist, elixir that refines, the quality achieves ninth grade elixir...... Few. 因为这么多的炼丹师,所炼制出来的丹药,品质达到九品丹药的……寥寥无几。 This completely is the inconceivable matter! 这完全是不可思议的事情! According to the judgment of referee, in this time arena, at least should 50% Alchemist be able to achieve to participate to eliminate the qualifications of screening match is right. 按照裁判的判断,这一次的擂台之中,至少应该有一半的炼丹师能够达到参加淘汰筛选赛的资格才对啊。 When all elixir are examines, the referee almost must cry. 等到所有丹药都是检测完毕,裁判几乎要哭了。 fifty several participants, passing...... Besides Bu Fang, only has three. 五十几位参赛者,通过者……除了步方以外,就只有三名。 stinky tofu influence, terrifying in this way! 臭豆腐的影响力,恐怖如斯! That three through Alchemist is also alarmed and afraid of whole face, they were almost defeated, their pill furnaces compare awesome luckily! 那三位通过的炼丹师也是满脸的惊惧,他们差一点就失败了,幸好他们的丹炉比较牛逼 The audiences under arena, expression is also various splendors. 擂台下的观众们,表情也是各种的精彩。 Arena fifty several people, only then four people pass, this is a little funny! 一个擂台五十几人,只有四个人通过,这有点滑稽! In history brutal elimination selection? 史上残酷的淘汰选拔? Although the referee the face is black, but he does not have solution, has to brace oneself the entire selection comes up to report. 裁判虽然脸黑,可是他也没有办法,只好硬着头皮将整个选拔给禀报上去。 But the No. 8 arena, after having tidied up, was continues to start the selection. 而第八号擂台,收拾了一番之后,便是继续开始了选拔。 The participating person are many, an arena, will carry on a 7-8 selection probably, probably the expenditure time is one day. 参赛的人很多,一个擂台,大概会进行七八次的选拔,大概花费时间是一天。 But then selection in No. 8 arena is more normal, several people pass probably. 而接下来第八号擂台的选拔情况就正常多了,大概有十几人通过。 This also to realize clearly, all reasons, are really because that smelly to not having stinky tofu of friend. 这也更让人清楚的认识到,一切的原因,果然都是因为那臭到没朋友的臭豆腐 These are depressed enough to must spit blood with players of Bu Fang competition together. 那些跟步方一同比赛的选手们都是郁闷到要吐血。 ...... …… „Did you hear? The competition of No. 8 arena, the fifty individual only has four people qualified unexpectedly!” “你们听说了么?第八号擂台的一次比赛,五十个人居然只有四个人合格!” Was the difficulty is too big? These person of trash?” “是难度太大了?还是那些人垃圾?” Not...... You have made a mistake, I hear because of a chef......” “不不不……你们都错了,我听说是因为一个厨子……” The competition had ended a while, this matter has then spread, the preliminary contest comes across such explosive matter, how possibly not to spread. 比赛结束了一会儿,这件事情便是传开了,初赛遇到这么劲爆的事情,怎么可能不传开。 But the Bu Fang's fame is also the primary proliferation, although many people do not know that Bu Fang called anything. 步方的名气也是初次的扩散开来,虽然许多人都不知道步方叫什么。 However they remembered one carry the youth of inscribed horizontal tablet. 但是他们记住了一个扛着匾额的青年。 Next time about his competition, will definitely have more people to pay attention. 下一次关于他的比赛,肯定会有更多人关注。 Nangong Wuque and Nangong Wan also passed the preliminary contest, heard these rumors, is sprinkles however smiles. 南宫无缺南宫婉也都是通过了初赛,听到了这些传言,皆是洒然一笑。 After all is Owner Bu. 毕竟是步老板吶。 Pays silent tribute for the person who these and Owner Bu competes together...... 为那些和步老板一起比赛的人默哀…… Does not know that tomorrow many people will be also bad luck, but heard that the referee has forbidden that person to continue the dish of culinary arts that stinking to high heaven in the athletic field. 不知道明天又有多少人要倒霉,不过听说裁判已经禁止了那人继续在赛场上烹饪那种臭气熏天的菜品了。 Perhaps since this also has been the brilliant doctor grand ceremony conducts, one time that most comedy. 这恐怕也是妙手回春大典举办以来,最搞笑的一次。
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