GOAW :: Volume #5

#491: For fair


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

When the flavor/smell in that clay jar fluttered in front of the judge, that stink as if instantaneously erupted, has drilled into the nostril of judge, that instant the stink that fermented to erupt, let on the judge face curious stiffened instantaneously. 当那陶罐之中的味道飘荡到了裁判官面前的时候,那臭味仿佛是瞬间爆发,钻入了裁判官的鼻孔之中,那刹那酝酿而喷发出来的臭味,让裁判官脸上的好奇瞬间就僵住了。 A face is changing color at the naked eye obvious speed, first changes yellow, then changes purple, finally grow darks...... 一张脸以肉眼可见的速度在变色,先变黄,再变紫,最后变黑…… Swarthy, nearly must vomit! 黑不溜秋,近乎要呕吐! This especially any flavor/smell, the judge blew up the mouth, eyes stared in a big way, tread the tread tread continual retroceded several steps, sat on the ground, unwillingly of whole face. 这特么的什么味道啊,裁判官鼓起了嘴巴,眼眸瞪大,蹬蹬蹬的连续后退了数步,一屁股坐在了地上,满脸的生无可恋 Bu Fang shot a look at that judge one eyes, the corners of the mouth has pulled, at a moderate pace has bailed out several stinky tofu from that clay jar. 步方瞥了那裁判官一眼,嘴角一扯,不紧不慢的从那陶罐之中捞出了几块臭豆腐 huā lā lā, the pitch-black thick gravy sprinkles, sends out a rich odor. 哗啦啦,漆黑的卤汁洒落而下,散发出一股浓郁的恶臭。 This stink flutters, floating farther...... 这臭味飘荡出来,越飘越远…… The judges know finally Bu Fang asked the meaning of that issue, why did not draw back, how I know what your this clay jar Chinese dress was this type of clever thing! 裁判官终于知道步方问那个问题的意思了,为什么不退远一点,我怎么知道你这陶罐中装的是这种鬼东西! What clever thing is this? Excrement?! 这到底是什么鬼东西?屎么?! Under the arena, several person's shadows stare the big eye to look. 擂台之下,有几道人影瞪大眼睛看着。 They noticed that Bu Fang has put out that clay jar, the eye is stares in a big way! 他们看到步方又是拿出了那陶罐,眼睛都是瞪大! Because precisely that has filled the ozone clay jar, keeping them from through the selection, this fellow precisely instigator! 就是因为那充满了臭气的陶罐,使得他们无法通过选拔,这家伙就是始作俑者! They have not thought, Bu Fang also dares to put out in the arena unexpectedly is full of the odor like this thing, his could it be that did not fear that arouses public discontent?! 他们没有想到,步方居然在擂台上还敢拿出这样充满恶臭的东西,他难道不怕引起公愤?! Raises conveniently, True Energy covers stinky tofu, starts to deal with stinky tofu. 随手一扬,真气覆盖住臭豆腐,开始对臭豆腐进行处理。 Since Bu Fang must make everybody to his attention, naturally must use stinky tofu, the stinky tofu stink, is smelly enough, enough causes the attraction. 步方既然要引起大家对他的关注,自然是要用臭豆腐了,臭豆腐的臭味,够臭,足够引起吸引力。 The people will have the curiosity, was hearing the stink definitely is the meeting wants to know where this stink sends out. 人都会有好奇心,闻着臭味肯定都是会想知道这臭味是从哪里散发出来的。 But attracted the attention of these people, how could it not be does exactly propagandize the Cloud Mist Restaurant good opportunity? 而吸引了这些人的注意力,那岂不正是宣传云岚餐馆的好时机? Therefore Bu Fang is decides to use stinky tofu finally as before. 所以步方最终依旧是决定用臭豆腐 He believes that own level, he must use stinky tofu to be smelly a day. 他相信自己的水平,他要用臭豆腐臭出一片天。 stinky tofu makes him be promoted sufficiently, can promote everybody to his curiosity, propagandizes Cloud Mist Restaurant, why not. 臭豆腐足以让他晋级,又能够提升大家对他的好奇,宣传云岚餐馆,何乐而不为。 The flavor/smell gradual start of stinky tofu spreads in the arena. 臭豆腐的味道逐渐的开始在擂台上蔓延。 Quick, the participants on arena then smelled one flavor/smell that makes their whole body be scared. 很快,擂台上的参赛者们便是嗅到了一股让他们浑身发毛的味道。 What flavor/smell?! So to be how smelly?!” “什么味道?!怎么会这么臭?!” In the arena, all people are the discolorations, these Alchemist facial colors are panic-stricken. 擂台上,所有人都是色变,那些炼丹师的面色更是惊恐。 Their Alchemist, needs to communicate alchemic flame with spiritual force, does not dare to have slight idleness, the emergence of this flavor/smell, affected their train of thought completely, lets their spiritual force is some are not steady. 他们炼丹,需要用精神力沟通丹火,不敢有丝毫的懈怠,这味道的出现,完全影响了他们的思绪,让他们精神力都是有些不稳。 However they after all are Alchemist, on the doctors compared with initially these trials wanted formidable many. 不过他们毕竟是炼丹师,比起当初那些选拔赛上的医师要强大的多。 Although was affected, but has not appeared actually explodes the phenomenon of furnace. 虽然被影响了,可是倒是没有出现炸炉的现象。 However they as before are very angry. 但是他们依旧是很愤怒。 When they concentrate the spirit refines elixir, the stink flutters come, that feeling, lets their sad being hard breath simply. 在他们集中精神炼制丹药的时候,臭味飘过来,那种感觉,简直让他们难过的难以呼吸。 All people are angry turning head looked that fluttered the position that to the stink comes. 所有人都是愤怒的扭头看向了臭味飘荡而来的位置。 In there, Bu Fang leisurely and carefree culinary arts stinky tofu. 在那儿,步方悠闲的烹饪臭豆腐 This time, Bu Fang plans fragrance spicy stinky tofu as before. 这一次,步方依旧是打算来一份香辣臭豆腐 This lunatic! Unexpectedly boils the excrement in the arena!” “这个疯子!居然在擂台上煮屎!” All people were stare in a big way eyes, the indignation of whole face. 所有人都是瞪大了眼眸,满脸的愤愤。 Makes them feel what anger is, Bu Fang boils the excrement with Mysterious Heaven and Earth Fire unexpectedly...... How will world have the wasting natural resources recklessly person such?! 更让他们感到愤怒的是,步方居然用天地玄火来煮屎……世间怎么会有这么暴殄天物的人?! Mysterious Heaven and Earth Fire to this person, really wastes Ah! 天地玄火给这种人,实在是浪费啊! They were mad to the face almost must twist. 他们气到脸都几乎要扭曲了。 Bang Bang...... 轰轰…… Has the sound that the medicine furnace blasts open to resound, several doctors really cannot endure, the hand shakes, a spiritual fluctuation, the medicine furnace blasts open. 有药炉炸裂的声音响起,几位医师果然还是忍受不住,手一抖,精神一波动,药炉就炸裂开来。 The medicinal powder scatters. 药粉飘散开来。 Alchemist were good, although alchemic flame in pill furnace in unceasing beat, but they at least stood firm. 炼丹师们则好了许多,虽然丹炉中的丹火在不断的跳动,但是他们至少是稳住了。 The referee crawls from the ground, a face becomes dark. 裁判从地上爬起来,一张脸发黑。 He formerly left recently, hears is clear, that flavor/smell acid crisp...... Simply. 他先前离得最近,闻的最是真切,那味道的酸爽……简直了。 What are you making?!” The lip that the referees are mad is trembling. “你到底在做什么?!”裁判员气的嘴唇都是在发抖。 He thought that Bu Fang does certainly the destruction, is the odor thing, so difficult to be inadequate can also have the elixir effect? 他觉得步方一定是来搞破坏的,这么恶臭的东西,难不成还能拥有丹药的效果? Bu Fang shot a look at that referee one, did not reply that his issue , to continue culinary arts stinky tofu, that stinky tofu fries in Black Tortoise Pot, black is having some yellow. 步方瞥了那裁判一眼,也不回答他的问题,继续烹饪臭豆腐,那臭豆腐玄武锅中煎炸完毕,黑中带着些许的黄色。 Leaves the pot, is placed in fancy blue patterned porcelain tray , in pouring bright oil juice, poured these fragrance spicy ingredients above, one bowl seemed also quite raises eye fragrance spicy stinky tofu to be then completed. 出锅,摆在青花瓷盘之中,浇上鲜艳的油汁,将那些香辣的配料都是倒在了上面,一碗看上去还颇为养眼的香辣臭豆腐便是完成了。 My work has been completed......” “我的作品完成了……” After taking up in water stains of towel hand cleans to be clean, Bu Fang lifts the vision, looked to the referee, light saying. 拿起毛巾将手上的水渍擦拭干净后,步方抬起目光,看向了裁判,淡淡的说道。 That referee still in the fit of temper, listening to the Bu Fang's words, suddenly to stare. 那裁判本来还在气头上,听了步方的话,顿时一愣。 Did this complete? 这就完成了? This was also too quick...... This did not have half double-hour! 这也太快了吧……这还没过半个时辰呢! The referee bears the anger in heart, the vision falls, in Bu Fang has prepared on good fragrance spicy stinky tofu. 裁判忍住心中的怒气,目光落在了步方准备好的香辣臭豆腐上。 Energy that this thing precisely this boy attended this brilliant doctor grand ceremony? 玩意就是这小子参加这次妙手回春大典的底气? deep breath, the suddenly ozone emerges the tip of the nose, lets he could not bear cough, really special smelly Ah! 深吸了一口气,顿时臭气涌入鼻尖,让他忍不住咳嗽了一声,真特么的臭啊! Ok! Since you have completed, I examination well one your work!” “行!既然你完成了,那我就好好的检测一下你的作品!” In the referee vision has several points to harbor evil intentions and nitpick. 裁判的目光之中带着几分不怀好意和挑剔。 He took out Jade Talisman from the bosom, Jade Talisman is the yellow, above carved to fill the trace, since along with emerging of referee within the body True Energy, that Jade Talisman shone radiance suddenly. 他从怀里取出了一枚玉符,玉符呈黄色,其上雕刻满了纹路,随着裁判体内真气的涌入,那玉符陡然亮起了光华。 formation of wash bowl size rotates from Jade Talisman, float in his hand. 一个脸盆大小的阵法玉符之中转动而出,悬浮在了他的手上。 This is used to examine in player work formation of spiritual energy content, the spiritual energy content is higher, showed that the absorbancy of human body is stronger, moreover formation can also judge the attribute and to human body the amplification ability of each work! Nobody can cheat under this formation!” “这是用来检测选手作品之中灵气含量的一个阵法,灵气含量越高,说明人体的吸收能力越强,而且阵法还能够判断出每一个作品的属性和对人体的增幅能力!没有人能够在这阵法之下作弊的!” The referee is almost clenches teeth to say these words, his vision fell on Bu Fang's, wanted to see that the Bu Fang's heart was timid. 裁判几乎是咬着牙说出这段话,他的目光落在了步方的身上,想要看出步方的心怯。 But he made a mistake. 可是他错了。 A Bu Fang's face absolutely does not have any expression, without any change. 步方的一张脸根本就没有任何的表情,没有任何的变化。 Measures.” Bu Fang is very calm, is only in the heart the surprise, unexpectedly also has this formation. “测吧。”步方很淡定,只是心中诧异,居然还有这种阵法 Referee coldly snorted, he was almost hold one's noses to arrive in front of that fragrance spicy stinky tofu, that stink fluttered to come, was also mixing with the fragrance of pouring juice, these two strange flavor/smell mixed got up, making his whole body somewhat ignorant compel. 裁判冷哼了一声,他几乎是捏着鼻子走到了那香辣臭豆腐面前,那臭味飘荡而来,其中还夹杂着浇汁的香味,这两种奇怪的味道混合起来,让他整个人都是有些懵逼。 On the surrounding Alchemist forehead has emitted the sweat, they do not dare to look toward Bu Fang here, concentrating on is refining elixir in their pill furnace completely. 周围的炼丹师们额头上都是冒出了汗水,他们没敢往步方这儿看,全部都是全神贯注的炼制着他们丹炉中的丹药 Buzz...... 嗡…… The referee covers the dish formation. 裁判将阵法笼罩住菜品。 That formation stars above in ray as if sky generally in the unceasing rotation, likely are scanning the dish to be common. 阵法之上的光芒仿佛天空中的星辰一般在不断的转动,像是在扫描着菜品一般。 But along with the revolution of formation, that formation ray also more and more blazing brightly! 而随着阵法的运转,那阵法的光芒也越来越炽亮! How is this possible?!” “这怎么可能?!” Referee eyes stares in a big way, whole face is unthinkable, will the formation ray so be how blazing?! This unreasonable Ah! 裁判眼眸瞪大,满脸的不可相信,阵法的光芒怎么会这么炽烈?!这不合理啊! This bowl with excrement same thing...... Does could it be that endure to compare ninth grade elixir really? 这一碗跟屎一样的东西……难道真的堪比九品丹药 In his heart does not believe that but the formation ray is not counterfeiting. 他心中不相信,可是阵法的光芒不似在作假。 Suddenly his stinky tofu stink does not care, before whole body has gathered that dish, looks that formation ray passes unceasingly, the expression on face also in unceasing change. 一时间他连臭豆腐的臭味都不在乎了,整个人凑到了那菜品之前,看着那阵法的光芒不断流转,脸上的表情也是在不断的变化。 Impossible...... Is certainly false!” “不可能……一定是假的!” You can taste, the vacation was not false you is very clear.” Saying of Bu Fang expressionlessly. “你可以尝一尝,假不假你就很清楚了。”步方面无表情的说道。 I am how possible **** same thing?!” The referees are angry, look angrily at Bu Fang. “我怎么可能去****一样的东西?!”裁判员大怒,怒视步方 Bu Fang is aloof, tranquil and it is looking at each other. 步方无动于衷,平静的和其对视着。 „Did I pass?” Bu Fang said. “那我是通过了么?”步方道。 Referee was suddenly at a loss for words, passes? If according to the response of formation, that passed obviously...... 裁判顿时语塞,通过了么?如果按照阵法的反应来看,那显然是通过了…… But, in his heart does not believe that this stinking bum can reach the ninth grade elixir level. 可是,他的心中不相信这臭东西能够达到九品丹药的水平。 Referee Sir! How can this fellow through inspection?! For fair Ah! you eat, must reveal him!” “裁判大人!这种家伙怎么能通过考核?!为了公正啊!你就吃吧,一定要揭穿他!” Referee Sir, you eat! He makes such smelly thing, definitely precisely concluded that you do not dare to eat!” “裁判大人,你就吃吧!他做这么臭的东西,肯定就是料定你不敢吃!” You eat, he revealed one's true colors! We who this stinking bum harms were eliminated! The referee Sir cannot like this forget about it Ah! otherwise we to sue the Grandmaster of brilliant doctor grand ceremony!” “你一吃,他就原形毕露了!他这臭东西害的我们被淘汰!裁判大人不能就这样算了啊!否则我们会状告妙手回春大典的诸位大师的!” ...... …… These because of stink influence eliminated players, is being filled with righteous indignation of whole face. 那些因为臭味影响而被淘汰的选手们,皆是满脸的义愤填膺。 But the complexion of referee became under their words blacker! 而裁判员的脸色在他们的话语下变得更黑了! Especially...... Dexterous that said that such smelly thing...... It is not you eat! 特么的……说的轻巧,这么臭的东西……又不是你们吃! The unusual form in No. 8 arena, attracted the attention of many person, walks randomly the audiences under each arena is curious transferred come the vision. 八号擂台的异状,吸引了不少人的关注,许多游走在各个擂台下的观众们都是好奇的把目光转了过来 Saw this interesting one. 都是看到了这有趣的一幕。 Although No. 8 arena stinks to high heaven, but the audiences are actually look with great interest. 虽然八号擂台臭气熏天,可是观众们却是看的津津有味。 Some players boil excrement in the arena, other affected player refuses to accept, requests the referee ****...... WTF! Good to stimulate Ah! 有选手在擂台上煮屎,其他被影响的选手不服,要求裁判****……卧槽!好刺激啊! Eats Ah! to take the referee, you need to be fair! Eats Ah! “吃啊!作为裁判,你需要公正!吃啊! A bit faster eats Ah! not to let this and other generations of being opportunistic prevail!” “快点吃啊!别让这等投机取巧之辈得逞!” Referee we favors you! Eats!” “裁判我们看好你!吃吧!” ...... …… Did not dislike the matter big audiences also to call, the referee face even more was black. 不嫌事大的观众们也是吆喝了起来,裁判的脸却是越发的黑了。 Relaxedness that you said that trades to do is you...... Do you eat? Knows that blind **** in the referee heart wants to burst into tears. 你们说的轻松,换做是你们……你们吃么?就知道瞎****裁判心中想要流泪。 The distant place, as if had the Sir of to oversee grand ceremony to transfer come the vision, in this referee heart jumped. 远处,似乎有坐镇大典的大人将目光转了过来,这裁判心中一跳。 Hurries to straighten one's neck to be black the face, said: Have not made, I eat! For fair!” 赶紧梗着脖子黑着脸,道:“别闹了,我吃!为了公正!”
To display comments and comment, click at the button