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#772: Rides the elephant

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Chapter 772 rides the elephant 第772章骑大象 Noon lunch, Yuan Zhou eats very much not happily, one ate the soft younger sister coin more than 100, compared with 100,000 delicious food funds, is really a drop in the bucket. 中午的午餐,袁州吃得很不愉快,一顿吃了软妹币一百多,比起十万的美食基金来说,真是九牛一毛。 „Definitely is I opens the way is not right.” Yuan Zhou muttered, after all he heard in the shop the diner to discuss twice, said that was the Thai cuisine is very delicious. “肯定是我打开方式不对。”袁州喃喃自语,毕竟他听见过店里食客谈论过两次,说是泰国菜很好吃。 Yuan Zhou knows oneself request to be very strict regarding food, perhaps is very delicious, cannot achieve in his heart is very delicious, but is also insufficient to be unpalatable is, by thinking it over, Yuan Zhou felt oneself goes to mistakenly the place. 袁州知道自己对于食物要求挺严格的,或许很好吃,达不到他心中的很好吃,但也不至于难吃才是,是以思来想去,袁州觉得自己是不是去错了地方。 The reorganization mood, Yuan Zhou subscribed to the hotel after all in the afternoon project that rides the elephant, dies system that buckles not to give to pay, even if Yuan Zhou found the excuse saying that maintained the mood, can better tasting delicious food, but rode the elephant lets the mood changed beyond recognition means. 整理心情,毕竟下午袁州向酒店订了骑大象的项目,死扣的系统不给买单,哪怕袁州找理由说,保持好心情,才能更好的品尝美食,而骑大象就是让心情焕然一新的办法。 Originally discussed that but the Yuan Zhou's words like a stone dropped into the sea probably, system is silent, helpless Yuan Zhou has to pay. 80 soft younger sister coin people, made Yuan Zhou lose 80 good moods probably. 本来就是商量,但袁州的话就好像石沉大海,系统沉默到底,无奈袁州只好自己买单。八十软妹币一个人,是大概让袁州损失了八十块的好心情。 Will not speak Thai not to relate, the hotel sends and picks up, a car(riage) arrived at the destination, after one hour, came back to meet. After a half hour, Yuan Zhou goes to the place that today must go, wandered everywhere a meeting, discovered a matter. 不会说泰语没关系,酒店接送,一车就到目的地了,一个小时之后回来接。半个小时后,袁州来到今天要去的地方,四处转悠了一会,发现了一件事情。 „This piece is plays probably completely.” Yuan Zhou following pitch downward. “这一片好像全部都是玩的。”袁州顺着斜坡往下。 Yuan Zhou smelled the familiar spice taste, did not have mistakenly, in the pitch was a Thai cuisine hotel, but place that played, was not the amusement park in the traditional sense, the project of playing had respectively: The kart, fire and circus troupe perform and ride elephant these. 袁州闻到了熟悉的香料味,没有错了,斜坡上是一家泰国菜的饭店,而玩的地方,也不是传统意义上的游乐园,玩耍的项目分别有:卡丁车、射击、马戏团表演、骑大象这些。 Very interesting, Yuan Zhou across toward the place of kart, walks toward inside again, smelled the stink, according to the receptionists, here raised a 7-8 elephant, should be smelly, after all the elephant corpulent is very smelly. 挺有意思,袁州穿过往卡丁车的地方,再往里面走,就闻到了臭味,据酒店前台说,这里养了七八头大象,臭是应该的,毕竟大象便便还是很臭的。 „Strong spice taste, is mixing with the stink, I felt that my nose must abandon.” Why Yuan Zhou knows Chu Liuxiang finally, liked touching the nose. “浓烈的香料味,夹杂着臭味,我感觉我鼻子要废了。”袁州终于知道为什么楚留香,喜欢摸鼻子了。 Then, fortunately what also moves is the 5-stars hotel, big hotel, can discover -and-a-half meeting Chinese. 说起来,也亏得入住的是五星级酒店,偌大一个酒店,还是能找出一个半个会中文的。 More approaches to be smellier, Yuan Zhou first sees is not the elephant, but is the tiger, is the real tiger, although settles quiet static crawling in the stone, some side people are also pulling with the iron chain. 越走近就越臭,袁州第一时间看到的不是大象,而是老虎,是真的老虎,虽说安安静静的匍匐在石头上,旁边还有人用铁链牵着。 This is also not a key, the key was Yuan Zhou passed by, inside person, but also Yuan Zhou toward lira, although could not understand Thai, but the general meaning can comprehend, seemed like takes a group photo how much money. 这还并非关键,关键是袁州路过,里面的人,还把袁州往里拉,虽说听不懂泰语,但大概意思还是能领悟,似乎是合影多少钱。 Yuan Zhou does not fear the tiger, but he thought that tiger face/color price/value is not high, in comparison likes the elephant, by stepping out slightly crosses. 袁州并不是怕了老虎,只是他觉得老虎颜值不高,相比之下更喜欢大象,是以加快脚步略过。 Saw a statuette, in the small pool, just like the tiger, some side people are standing, is the photograph charge. In the most nearby also owl, can photograph, must collect fees, the staff are very warm, is drawing the photograph. 看见了一头小象,在小池子里面,和老虎一样,旁边有人站着,也是拍照收费。在最边上还有一只猫头鹰,都是可以拍照的,都是要收费的,的工作人员都很热情的,拉着拍照。 Yuan Zhou does not like photographing, therefore drew back one step, looks at the foreigner racket, the station mentions also skillfully, side happen to have one to conduct a tour, said that the tour guide of Chinese, the passenger is also China. 袁州不喜欢照相,所以退了一步,看着老外拍,站说来也巧,旁边正好有一只导游,还是个说中文的导游,旅客也都是华夏。 According to the tour guide said that if buys box between-meal snack to feed the elephant in nearby stall, can the free group photo. The basket of watermelon size, raising is very heavy, in the surface one is the banana, following one is the sweet potato, the price is inexpensive, Yuan Zhou bought one. 根据导游说,如果在旁边的小摊买一箱子零食喂大象的话,就能够免费合影。西瓜大小的篮子,提着还挺重,面上一层是香蕉,下面一层是地瓜,价格不贵,袁州买了一篮。 „Although I do not like photographing, but comes Thai with great difficulty, same does in Rome as Rome does, pats a racket with the elephant.” Yuan Zhou feeds the statuette, the banana in the hand, statuette nose one volume, the banana entered in the statuette mouth, the movement was too quick, Yuan Zhou takes a group photo without enough time. “虽说我不喜欢拍照,但好不容易来泰国一趟,还是一样入乡随俗,跟大象拍一拍。”袁州喂小象,香蕉拿在手上,小象鼻子一卷,香蕉就进了小象的口中,动作太快了,袁州都来不及合影。 A banana in quick surface fed, Yuan Zhou had not found the opportunity group photo. 很快表面上的一层香蕉都喂完了,袁州还是没有找到机会合影。 The way must change, Yuan Zhou looked at remaining basket sweet potatoes, Yuan Zhou made a beckoning movement, wanting the statuette first to come, pats one to feed again, finally in the hand did not have thing Yuan Zhou, the statuette not only did not come, but also turned head with the buttocks to him. 方式必须改改了,袁州瞄了一眼剩下的一篮子地瓜,袁州做了一个招手的动作,想要小象先过来,拍一张再喂,结果手上没有东西的袁州,小象不但不过来,还扭头用屁股对着他。 „Absurd, is really absurd, shape of dismantling the bridge after crossing!” Yuan Zhou puts out the sweet potato, wants food to entice, his another hand already turns on the cell phone camera, prepares to take a snapshot at any time. “岂有此理,真的是岂有此理,过河拆桥的象！”袁州拿出地瓜,还是要食物勾引,他的另一只手已经打开手机相机,随时准备抓拍。 However made the Yuan Zhou unexpected matter happen, the statuette looked at the sweet potato in his hand, has turned head, probably the sweet potato could not attract it. 然而让袁州意想不到的事情发生了,小象看了看他手中的地瓜,就扭过头,好像是地瓜吸引不来它。 „What situation therefore this is?” In the Yuan Zhou brain flashes before many possibilities, the biggest possibility is, doesn't the elephant eat the sweet potato? “所以这是什么情况？”袁州脑中闪现出很多可能性,最大的可能性是,大象不吃地瓜？ Nearby tour guide spoke thoughtlessly to explain one: „Sweet potato, the elephant will also eat, but that is eats without the thing, it likes eating the banana.” 旁边的导游随口解释了一句:“地瓜,大象也会吃,但那是在没东西吃的时候,它更喜欢吃香蕉。” Also selects food! Yuan Zhou stared statuette in a pool wickedly, now the surrounding tourist are many, the foreigner travels does not like selling the thing, but the people are not, feeds it to eat the banana by some greatly people, therefore could not have a liking for the sweet potato is too normal. 还挑食！袁州恶狠狠的瞪了一眼池子里的小象,现在周围游客多,老外旅游不喜欢卖东西,但国人可不是,是以大有人喂它吃香蕉,所以看不上地瓜太正常了。 „Never expected that you are such statuette.” “没想到你是这样的小象。” Cannot a money of white bloom basket, buy a basket by the Yuan Zhou decision again, experience teaches, extrapolation Yuan Zhou, first entices the statuette with the banana, then another hand Ka cha Ka cha, rapid fifth even/including rackets. 不能白花一篮子的钱,是以袁州决定再买一篮子,正所谓吃一堑长一智,举一反三的袁州,先用香蕉把小象勾引过来,然后另一只手咔擦咔擦,迅速的五连拍。 Must pat the fruits of two baskets, therefore after more than 20 minutes, Yuan Zhou well satisfied held cell phone, simultaneously that pile of China tourist, toward riding that side the elephant walked. 必须把两篮子的水果拍回来,于是二十多分钟后,袁州心满意足的揣上了手机,同时那一堆华夏的游客,也往骑大象那边走过去。 Yuan Zhou dark stamp following on the heels, this is the skill in legend- rubs the tour guide 袁州暗戳戳的跟在后面,这就是传说中的技能-蹭导游 On the elephant placed the chair, tames the person to sit on somebody's back likely, but the tourist sits on the chair, the chair is not quite big, most can only sit two people, without peer, can a person sit. 大象上摆了椅子,驯象人骑在头上,而游客坐在椅子上,椅子并不太大,最多只能坐两人,如果没有同行,也能一人坐。 Well-mannered lining up, waits for the elephant. 规矩的排好队,等大象。 The day has the unforeseen circumstances person to have the imminent fortune and misfortune, just did not wait for ten minutes, the day had the torrential downpour, huā lā whipped the sound of leaf. 正所谓天有不测风云人有旦夕祸福,刚等没有十分钟,天就下起了瓢泼大雨,哗啦啦拍打树叶的声音。 „Today water counter?” Yuan Zhou put out the umbrella from the small backpack, he goes out has the belt/bring umbrella custom, the person of lining up also only then he, after all people several seconds, turned into the drenched chicken. “今天水逆了？”袁州从小背包中拿出了雨伞,他出门是有带伞习惯,排队的人也就只有他,全体人几秒后就变成了落汤鸡。 Yuan Zhou considered that another issue, does rain can also ride? The quick this issue was eliminated by the staff with practical action, similar checking, so long as the passenger thinks, can following riding. 袁州考虑另外一个问题,下雨了还能骑吗？很快这个问题就被工作人员用实际行动打消了,同样的检票,只要旅客想,就能继骑。 However arranged at the front many tourist expressed the rejection, the complaint was unceasing. 然而排在前面的很多游客都表示了拒绝,抱怨声不断。 „How such big rain rides, one will come again.” “这么大的雨怎么骑,还是一会再来吧。” „Yes, the above shed cannot block from how much rain, will wait.” “就是,上面的棚子也遮不住多少雨,还是等会好了。” „Big rain, is so wet, one will ride again.” “好大的雨,都这么湿,一会再骑。” However Yuan Zhou looked at the elephant, looked at the time, the choice rides now, like this actually scheduled time early a meeting, because front lines up basically does not ride. 然而袁州看了看大象,又看了看时间,还是选择现在就骑,这样算起来倒是预定的时间早了一会,因为前面排队的基本都不骑了。 „In rain rides the elephant is also good, slow that the elephant walks, the time should just a moment ago be good.” Yuan Zhou rides the elephant, is feeling earnestly. “雨中骑大象也不错,大象走的慢,时间应该刚刚好。”袁州骑上大象,认真的感受着。 Yes, Yuan Zhou and hotel reached an agreement for one hour to meet afterward, if not ride now, when the rain stopped that in the time without enough time. 是的,袁州和酒店说好一个小时后来接,若是现在不骑,等到雨停那么就时间上就来不及了。 But Yuan Zhou exactly is the person who complies with the plan. 而袁州恰好是一个非常遵从计划的人。 ...... ……
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