GFS :: Volume #7

#695: Expanded influence

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The one side matter of menu first puts, the cash box laid aside in entrance already several days actually, on this day Wu Hai lining up time started to be in a daze to the cash box. 菜单的事情先放一边,倒是钱箱放置在门口已经好几天了,这天乌海排队的时候就开始对着钱箱发呆。 „Small beard you are looking at anything.” Ling Hong saw that Wu Hai stared at the entrance cash box to look motionlessly for a long time, inquired. “小胡子你在看什么。”凌宏看到乌海盯着门口的钱箱一动不动的看了许久,不由询问。 Wu Hai traces the beard, he said: „I felt the position that this cash box lays aside is not right.” 乌海摸了摸胡子,他道:“我觉得这个钱箱放置的位置不对。” „Un?” Ling Hong question. “嗯？”凌宏疑问。 „My continuous observation this street, comes the person of this street, except for going to work the white-collar who must pass by from here, the remaining overwhelming majorities are to come to Compass here eat meal, you think that these two people, the former lives in the , the latter eats meal specially must have money, is the cash box of knowledgeable person urgent matter, placing here useful?” Wu Hai said. “我经常观察这条街,来这条街的人,除了上班要从这里路过的白领,剩下的绝大多数都是来圆规这里吃饭的,你想想这两种人,前者家住附近,后者专门来吃饭也不可能不带钱,解人燃眉之急的钱箱,放在这里有什么用？”乌海道。 Ling Hong nods, probably really a little truth, but he too understood Wu Hai, this fellow will not care about the people of these things, therefore has not said what view regarding his discovery, but is waiting for Wu Hai latter. 凌宏点了点头,好像真的有点道理,只不过他太了解乌海了,这家伙不是会关心这些事情的人,所以对于他的这个发现没有说什么看法,只是等着乌海的后一句。 Sure enough, next is: „Car(riage) sign was really inferior that I am intelligent, Hahaha.” 果不其然,下一句就是:“车标果然不如我聪明机智,哈哈哈。” „Brother Ling, Brother Wu how?” School time Mu Xiaoyun is difficult to obtain now Yuan Zhou small shop, this she one does not see Wu Hai to laugh foolishly, asked: „How to smile is like idiot?” “凌哥,乌哥怎么了？”上学时间暮小云难得出现在袁州小店,这不她一来就看见乌海在傻笑,不由问道:“怎么笑得跟傻子一样？” „cough cough coughed......” Wu Hai to be choked. “咳咳咳……”乌海被呛到了。 Ling Hong was happy, he replied: „Perhaps was really silly.” 凌宏高兴了,他回答:“恐怕真的是傻了吧。” „Any chaotic 7-8 is bad, right your statuette drew, when takes.” Wu Hai decisive choice shift topic. “什么乱七八糟的,对了你的小像画好了,什么时候取。”乌海果断选择转移话题。 „Tomorrow.” Ling Hong fears a long delay usually means many problems. “明天。”凌宏恐怕夜长梦多。 Wu Hai nods, the statuette is quite easy, but Yu Chu portrait is very difficult, Wu Hai already drew many rough drafts, but no satisfaction, said that for several sweet dumplings, Wu Hai also spells. 乌海点头,小像比较容易,而俞矗的肖像还是很困难的,乌海已经画了不少草稿,但没有一副满意的,说起来为了几个汤圆,乌海也是蛮拼的。 Mu Xiaoyun does not understand that Ling Hong and Wu Hai are saying anything, therefore looked around to look, the cash box obvious place entrance, naturally was one saw, inquired. 暮小云不明白凌宏和乌海在说什么,所以不由四处看了看,钱箱明显的放在门口,自然是一眼就看到了,不由询问。 Ling Hong and Wu Hai few words, make Ma Zhida and Jiang Changxi gambling, as well as bug of cash box said. 凌宏和乌海三言两语的,把马志达和姜嫦曦的赌约,以及钱箱的bug说了一遍。 After Mu Xiaoyun hear, said directly: „This simple, I have a schoolmate am day of Marshal.” 暮小云听后直接道:“这简单,我有个同学是天蓬元帅。” What ghost is day Marshal? Zhubajie? 天蓬元帅是什么鬼？猪八戒？ Mu Xiaoyun is welcoming Ling Hong and vision of Wu Hai doubts, explained: „Day Marshal, runs 800,000 sailors. I thought that places Boss Yuan small shop to be very appropriate the cash box, because the Boss Yuan's shop popularity is high, if there is a difficulty to travel or really the urgently needed ten dollars, can find.” 暮小云迎着凌宏和乌海疑惑的目光,解释道:“天蓬元帅,掌管八十万水军。我觉得把钱箱放在袁老板小店挺合适的,因为袁老板的店人气高,如果有困难来旅游或者是真的急需十块钱的,也可以找到。” „I asked my schoolmate to help propagandize, on OK.” Mu Xiaoyun said. “我叫我同学帮忙宣传宣传,就OK了。”暮小云道。 Thinks carefully, is means. 仔细想想,也是一个办法。 „Little Yun don't you go to school today?” Ling Hong thinks of this suddenly. “小云你今天不上学？”凌宏突然想到这茬。 Mu Xiaoyun raised the small box in handle, she said: „Today our extracurricular counselling is the western-style pastry teaching, then I studied was making a cake, then wants to taste to Boss Yuan.” 暮小云提了提手中的小盒子,她道:“今天我们课外辅导是西点教学,然后我学着做了个蛋糕,然后想给袁老板尝尝。” Ling Hong sprouts up the fantasy: „Is delicious, wants me first to try.” 凌宏突发奇想:“好不好吃,要不要我先试试。” hears word, Mu Xiaoyun drew back backward one step, is raising the cake, cautious say/way: „This is eats to Boss Yuan, Brother Ling you must eat, I will do next time again.” 闻言,暮小云向后退了一步,提着蛋糕,小心翼翼的道:“这是给袁老板吃的,凌哥你要吃,我下次再做。” Saying, was also worried probably Ling Hong will snatch hardly, is stepping the small broken step, rushed to the shop directly, because the present is the business hour, showed the purpose in coming by Mu Xiaoyun fast, put down the cake to leave. 说着,好像还担心凌宏会硬抢,迈着小碎步,直接跑到了店里,由于现在是营业时间,是以暮小云快速的说明了来意,放下蛋糕就离开了。 Yuan Zhou in Mu Xiaoyun after the shop, softly placed on the small box the cabinet, this was not touched easily. 袁州在暮小云离店之后,轻手轻脚的把小盒子放在了柜子上面,这样更不容易被触碰。 „Does not know that today is what day.” Wu Hai is lining up, felt that the flower thanked, generally speaking he pinches certainly the time, does not need to line up, but today, pinches certainly the time, actually lined up the old long team. “也不知道今天是什么日子。”乌海排着队,感觉等得花儿都谢了,一般来说他掐准时间来,是不用排队的,但今天,掐准时间来,却排队了老长的队。 Fishes out cell phone again , are not no mistake more than usually one minute, Wu Hai expressed that he cannot understand. 再次摸出手机,没有错,比平时一分钟也不多,乌海表示他不能理解了。 Asking Monarch can have more than several to worry, is just like on one group of court eunuches the brothel! 问君能有几多愁,恰似一群太监上青楼啊！ The Ling Hong corners of the mouth outlined the mysterious smiling face, probably is hiding any serious matter. 凌宏嘴角勾勒出神秘的笑容,好像隐藏着什么不得了的事情。 Seemed Wu Hai saying that the entrance cash box had no sound, except for Xiong Haizi thought that took several dollars fun, no one moved, the person of watching the fun were actually many, Mu Xiaoyun was felt relieved that this matter, was returns has not gone back to the school to entrust this matter to that „day Marshal”. 就好像乌海所说,门口的钱箱没什么动静,除了一个熊孩子觉得好玩拿了几块钱,就没人动了,看热闹的人倒是不少,暮小云把这件事情是放心上了的,是以还没回到学校就把这件事委托给了那位“天蓬元帅”。 Must say that this day Marshal the ability also is really not a lid, one in the afternoon, most 45 hours, this weibo searched for in advance hotly, not to mention forum, post also various discussions. 要说这位天蓬元帅本领还真不是盖的,一下午,最多四五个小时,这件事前就上了微博热搜了,更别提论坛,贴吧还各种讨论。 The repertoire probably is this: 套路大概是这样的: 【Warm heart action, who in situation of being alone and friendless you can also seek help】 【暖心举动,你在举目无亲的情况下还能求助谁】 【Shock! Hides in small shop of street, every day is lining up, originally Boss handled such matter.】 【震惊！隐藏在街道的小店,每天都排着长队,原来老板做了这样的事情。】 【Can ten dollars do? Eating one bowl of noodles is one package of potato chips, a Chengdu resident told you, ten dollars can see through essence】 【十块钱能够干什么？吃一碗面还是一包薯片,一蓉城市民告诉你,十块钱能够看穿本质】 【If difficult time, you do hope such a place? Counts Sichuan province unusual ten places】 【如果困难的时候,你希望有这样一个地方吗？统计川省与众不同的十个地方】 Water power of day Marshal really quite huge, first aims at with the propaganda place, slogan of propaganda also different, seems like UC, that familiar shocking section, then WeChat public number statistics carelessly, even other city forums, the map artillery same post, the momentum comes too quickly like the tornado. 天蓬元帅的水力真的相当庞大,首先来说针对与宣传地点,宣传的标语还都不同,就好像UC,那熟悉的震惊部,然后微信公众号的胡乱统计,甚至于还有其他城市论坛,地图炮一样的帖子,声势来得太快就像龙卷风。 Did not say exaggeratingly, snatches the headline with woof half wall, almost also on this water power. By does not have the accident/surprise, Yuan Zhou small shop after meeting, becomes red-hot popular the network again, but the opinion in this network discusses spiritedly. 毫不夸张的说,跟汪半壁抢头条,差不多也就这水力了。是以,也没有意外的,袁州小店继交流会之后,再次红透网络,只不过这次网络上的言论是议论纷纷。 „Can free draw cash? Real false?” This has the crowds of doubt spirit. “可以免费拿钱？真的假的？”这是有怀疑精神的围观群众。 „What can ten dollars do? Now this price, I eat bowl beef surface incessantly ten. If the outside tourist, wallet these fell, misses a ticket, do ten dollars enough do? I was also drunk.” This is the crowds of speaking irresponsibly and sarcastically. “十块钱能干什么？现在这个物价,我吃碗牛肉面都不止十块。还有如果是外地游客,钱包这些掉了,差一张车票,十块钱够干什么？我也是醉了。”这是站着说话不腰疼的围观群众。 „In building also has three views? Now this society who doesn't have a friend? Ten dollars can telephone to contact with the friend, this is the key, if moreover really seemed you saying that missed a ticket, then he does not need to help in an emergency, he needs a work.” This was sharp both eyes has seen through all crowds. “楼上还有三观？现在这个社会谁还没有个朋友？十块钱就可以打电话联系到朋友,这才是关键,另外如果真的好像你说的,差一张车票,那么他就不是需要救急,那他是需要一个工作。”这是犀利的双眼早已看穿一切的围观群众。 „Is this in the legend dies expensive/noble Yuan Zhou small shop? This shop I know, my friend has said to me, should not be the hype, waits for the development.” Very obvious this is the crowds that buys the soy sauce. “这就是传说中死贵的袁州小店？这个店我知道,我朋友给我说过,应该不是炒作,坐等事态发展。”很明显这是打酱油的围观群众。 Naturally also has the crowds of support: „Yuan Zhou small shop is one has had touch of humanity small shop very much, I where I passed by one time, an aunt tumbled, then a young Hu Zinan, held without delay, what spirit is this? This is the komintern spirit, therefore this time makes an emergency cash box, was too normal.” 当然也有支持的围观群众:“袁州小店一直是一个很有人情味的小店,我记得有一次我在哪里路过,一个大妈跌倒了,然后一个小胡子男,二话不说就上去扶了,这是什么精神？这就是共产主义国际精神,所以这次弄一个应急钱箱,太正常了。” „Jokes aside, the once my fools, went out have not had money to think that had cell phone enough, then cell phone did not have the electricity, made the public transportation not to have money, if had such a place at that time, I at least can make the public bus to return to the hotel!!” “说真的,有一次我自己傻逼,出门没带钱以为有手机就够了,然后手机没电了,做公交车都没钱,如果那时候有这样一个地方,我至少可以做公车回酒店啊！！” Various people discuss spiritedly, high position invites criticism, good has not brought, brings in one to attack the sellers of fake and low-quality goods actually...... 各种群众议论纷纷,正所谓树大招风,好的没引来,倒是引来一个打假的……
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