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#80: Wants a House Wants Insanely!

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Captain Bai, you said that Old Master does want to reconcile us? 白队,你说老爷子是不是想撮合我们？ The Bai Yujiao head exploded at the scene. 白玉娇的脑袋当场就爆炸了。 Reconciles? Are you sick? Do I have to show any favorable impression to you? Do I seem like that being on intimate terms woman? 撮合？你有病吧？我有对你表现出任何的好感吗？我像是那种会相亲的女人吗？ Bai Yujiao vision one cold, slightly lifts the pupil saying: „Xiao Zheng, if you also want to do in Xin'ao, gives me the syllabic final to shut up!” 白玉娇目光一冷,微微抬眸道:“萧正,如果你还想在新奥干下去,就给我收声闭嘴！” Perhaps if in the company, Xiao Zheng submitted under the Bai Yujiao despotic power. But this? When the Xiao Zheng second family/home, attended the high school ran to rub a place regularly. Although the decor changed, the overall layout also changed. But knew about this house by Xiao Zheng, closes one's eyes also to touch the washroom to urinate. 若是在公司,萧正没准就屈服于白玉娇的淫威之下了。可这是哪儿？萧正的第二个家,读高中时就隔三差五跑来搓一顿的地方。虽说装修风格变了,整体布局也发生了变化。但以萧正对这套房子的了解,闭着眼睛也能摸进洗手间撒尿。 Shut up? No! 闭嘴？偏不！ pā. 啪。 Xiao Zheng leisurely and carefree lit cigarette, on the face was hanging the thought-provoking smiling face, swept Bai Yujiao one saying: „Captain Bai, now is not the work hours. You cannot practice the bureaucratism, getting off work we are alone the individuals, you do not have the qualifications to give orders to me.” 萧正悠闲的点了一根烟,脸上挂着耐人寻味的笑容,扫了白玉娇一眼道:“白队,现在可不是上班时间。你可不能搞官僚主义,下了班我们都是单独的个体,你没资格对我发号施令。” „Right?” Bai Yujiao thread of conversation one cold, purses the lips said. „Should I getting off work hatred/enemy Liu to going to work the report, you not have the opinion?” “是吗？”白玉娇话锋一冷,抿唇道。“那我把下班的仇留到上班了报,你应该没意见吧？” „Uses one's office to redress personal grievances?” Xiao Zheng does intentionally the exaggerating say/way. „You, if really planned that such to me, I have to relate to tell Old Master Bai our colleague. Arrived that meeting, I what accident, if has, you guess that Old Master can you be only held responsible? After all, Old Master quite appreciates my .” “公报私仇？”萧正故作夸张道。“你要是真打算这样对我,那我就不得不把我们的同事关系告诉白老爷了。到那会,我要是有个什么三长两短,你猜老爷子会不会唯你是问？毕竟,老爷子可是相当欣赏我的。” Bai Yujiao coldly said: „Xiao Zheng, your early morning isn't my family, quarrels ?” 白玉娇冷冷道:“萧正,你一大清早来我家,不是来拌嘴的吧？” „The Captain Bai person is not only attractive, but also is intelligent.” Xiao Zheng referred to the tea table the tobacco and liquor fruit basket, sighs with emotion: „The little three thousand gifts, flowered price and Captain Bai quarrelled, can Captain Bai too overestimate the own charm?” “白队不仅人漂亮,还聪明。”萧正指了指茶几上的烟酒果篮,感慨道:“小三千的礼物,花这个代价和白队拌嘴,白队会不会太高估了自己的魅力？” Was pressed in the company has not gasped for breath, found an opportunity with great difficulty, how Xiao Zheng easily to let off? At this time he is not a person, but represents all Security Department colleague! 在公司被压得喘不过气,好不容易找到个机会,萧正岂会轻易放过？此时的他并非一个人,而是代表全体保安部同僚！ „What do you make?” Bai Yujiao heart is depressed, but as the master, she is not at all Grandma grandfather the surface to teach Xiao Zheng this guest. “那你来做什么？”白玉娇心里郁闷,但作为主人,她也不敢当着爷爷奶奶的面教训萧正这个客人。 „I see Grandma grandfather. Is could it be not very obvious?” Xiao Zheng natural said. “我来看望爷爷奶奶啊。难道还不够明显吗？”萧正理所当然的说道。 „Who is your Grandma grandfather? Troubles your words to talk clearly!” Bai Yujiao neither cold nor hot said. “谁是你爷爷奶奶？麻烦你话说清楚点！”白玉娇不冷不热的说道。 „Grandpa Bai, Grandma Bai.” Xiao Zheng corrects fuzzy name of oneself in front of eldest daughter grandson Bai Yujiao. “白爷爷,白奶奶。”萧正纠正自己在长女嫡孙白玉娇面前的模糊称呼。 „Snort!” Bai Yujiao gouged Xiao Zheng one, no longer talks too much. “哼！”白玉娇剜了萧正一眼,不再多言。 She is very worried, but also is very depressed. 她很苦恼,还很郁闷。 Grandma grandfather knew that what person is not good, knows such best quality goods? Even best quality goods, still maybe own subordinate. This must really mix ripe, afterwards/backwards oneself in his front which also least bit prestige? Most excessive is, other Xiao Zheng not like security such lawful occasions, most are also good at assuming privileges, with the oneself resistance. This must make Grandma grandfather know that oneself is his Superior, how later also to teach Xiao Zheng? 爷爷奶奶认识什么人不好,偏偏认识这么个极品？就算极品,也别是自己的部下啊。这要真混熟了,往后自己在他面前哪还有半点威信？最过分的是,萧正还不像其他保安那样本分工作,最擅长搞特殊,和自己对抗。这要让爷爷奶奶知道自己是他的上司,以后还怎么管教萧正？ The Xiao Zheng worldly person character, can see through the Bai Yujiao thoughts. But he wants is this effect, had Old Principal to support, after looking at Bai Yujiao, dares showing off in front of oneself. Showing off one's power. 萧正人精似的人物,一眼就能看穿白玉娇的心思。但他要的就是这个效果,有了老校长撑腰,看白玉娇以后还敢不敢在自己面前得瑟。逞威风。 „Eh, I said Jiaojiao, should not be in the way in the restaurant, leads in your room to sit A'Zheng, when the breakfast completed then asked you to come out to eat.” Old Principal stands in the kitchen entrance said. “诶,我说娇娇,你们别在餐厅碍手碍脚了,把阿正领你屋里坐坐,等早餐做好了再叫你们出来吃。”老校长站在厨房门口说道。 Sits is in the way in the restaurant? 坐在餐厅碍手碍脚？ Don't you prepare food in the kitchen? These two complete eight bamboo poles cannot hit the place, how to be in the way? grandfather, am I your biological granddaughter? Is expelling the main house gate me on such anxiously? 你们不是在厨房做饭吗？这两个完全八竿子打不着的地方,怎么就碍手碍脚了？爷爷,我还是你亲孙女吗？就这么急着把我赶出家门？ The Bai Yujiao heart is angry , being at all numerous vented. Especially looks at Xiao Zheng that to take pleasure in others' misfortunes the appearance, immediately wants violent walk. 白玉娇心头有气,却又不敢当众发泄。尤其是瞧着萧正那幸灾乐祸的模样儿,当即就要暴走。 „Hears does not have Jiaojiao? You sit here also foolish , accompanies Xiao Zheng to go to the room to play the computer.” Old Master finished speaking turned back the kitchen. “听见没有啊娇娇？你们坐在这里也蛮无聊的,陪萧正去房间玩玩电脑吧。”老爷子说罢就走回了厨房。 The Bai Yujiao air/Qi does not hit one, actually nowhere may scatter, stared a whole face to smile Xiao Zheng ruthlessly badly, said in a low voice: „Goes.” 白玉娇气不打一处来,却又无处可撒,狠狠瞪了一眼满脸坏笑的萧正,沉声道:“进去吧。” Xiao Zheng set out to follow Bai Yujiao to enter the boudoir, was in by the room is actually arranged to have a scare instantaneously. 萧正起身跟着白玉娇进了闺房,却是瞬间被房里的摆置吓了一跳。 Really is this solemn Security Department Abbess Miejue Room ? The pink color is the wall, one meter five giant dolls, cartoon bed sheet, including computer case, is Mickey Mouse outer covering. The entire boudoir nowhere does not show the thick little girl flavor, lets one is shocking. 这真是堂堂保安部灭绝师太的吗？粉色系墙壁,一米五的巨大公仔,卡通床单,就连电脑机箱,也是米老鼠的外壳。整个闺房无处不彰显着浓浓的少女味道,令人大跌眼镜。 „What looks at to look?” Bai Yujiao ill-humored asked that sat in front of the computer directly, has not managed Xiao Zheng, oneself played the computer. “看什么看？”白玉娇没好气的问道,径直坐在了电脑面前,也没管萧正,自个儿玩起电脑。 „I have not really thought that Captain Bai your Room can be the this kind of style.” Xiao Zheng gawked staring, then along with natural sits on the soft bed, the smile said. „Tang Ming always said that Captain Bai you cannot distinguish clearly the own sex, I look to obtain very clearly.” “我实在没想到白队你的会是这种风格。”萧正愣了愣,然后随性的坐在柔软的大床上,微笑道。“唐明老说白队你分不清自己的性别,我看分得很清楚嘛。” „I will pass on to Tang Ming your words.” Bai Yujiao coldly said, moves the mouse to brush the friend circle. “我会把你的话转告唐明。”白玉娇冷冷说道,拨动着鼠标刷朋友圈。 „Āiyā, you also play the friend circle. We add one.” Xiao Zheng pulls out the cell phone, full of enthusiasm say/way. „What did you call?” “哎呀,你也玩朋友圈啊。我们加一个呗。”萧正掏出手机,兴致勃勃道。“你叫什么？” „Nonsense.” Bai Yujiao despises to say. „Your work such is in my hands long, unexpectedly doesn't know my name?” “废话。”白玉娇鄙夷道。“你在我手里工作这么久,居然不知道我的名字？” „Where has to access the net to use real name ?” Xiao Zheng shuts out to say. „Captain Bai, you really fell behind!” “哪有上网用真名的啊？”萧正嫌弃道。“白队,你实在太落伍了！” Bai Yujiao is disinclined to respond Xiao Zheng , to continue to access the net to read the news. 白玉娇懒得搭理萧正,继续上网看新闻。 „I added you. How don't you return to me?” Xiao Zheng said strangely. “我加你了。你怎么不回我啊？”萧正奇道。 „Did you add?” The Bai Yujiao point opens the information, knits the brows to say. „Hits the advertisement waistcoat number.” “你加了吗？”白玉娇点开信息,皱眉道。“都是打广告的马甲号。” „It is not right, I added you obviously.” The Xiao Zheng probe head comes, said strangely. „could it be isn't your room signal good?” “不对啊,我明明加你了。”萧正探头过来,奇道。“难道你房间信号不好？” The Bai Yujiao point operates the information column, is not the derivative advertisement is purchases homes , most rare and beautiful flowers is also sells the house net ID to call ‚ Wants a House Wants Insanely ”. 白玉娇点开信息栏,不是微商广告就是买房子的,最奇葩的是还有个卖房子的网名叫‘想房子想疯了”。 „This is I...” Xiao Zheng afraid said. “这个就是我…”萧正心虚的说道。 „Wants a House Wants Insanely?” Bai Yujiao pulled out the corners of the mouth. “想房子想疯了？”白玉娇抽了抽嘴角。 „Um...” Xiao Zheng awkward sat the bedside. “嗯…”萧正尴尬的坐回了床边。 Bai Yujiao added Xiao Zheng silently, unemotional say/way: „To have the own house to try hard. All day is careless cannot purchase homes .” 白玉娇默默的加了萧正,面无表情道:“想拥有自己的房子就要努力。整天吊儿郎当是买不起房子的。” The Xiao Zheng nod said: „You said that is very reasonable, recently a stock market excellence, I planned pounds the complete net worth, hopes that can get huge windfall wealth.” 萧正点头说道:“你说的很有道理,最近股市一片大好,我打算把全部身家砸进去,希望能一夜暴富。” „Daydreams.” Bai Yujiao casts a sidelong glance Xiao Zheng to say slantingly. „Speculating in the stock market to get rich, who also works?” “白日做梦。”白玉娇斜睨萧正道。“炒股能发财,谁还去工作？” „Words cannot such say, cultivates the behavior, if does not have vainly hoped for, what has to distinguish with the salt fish?” The Xiao Zheng rebuttal said. „Said again, Pearl house price such is expensive, light/only by wages, I, even if not eat to drink, must accumulate the little three ten years.” “话不能这么说,做人如果没有梦想,和咸鱼有什么区别？”萧正反驳道。“再说,明珠房价这么贵,光靠工资,我就算不吃喝不喝,也得攒个小三十年。” Bai Yujiao white Xiao Zheng, ill-humored said: „Stock market wants to pay dirt person too many on your this kind of, these Big Boss can earn full, does not know simply so- said.” 白玉娇白了萧正一眼,没好气道:“股市就你这种想发横财的人太多了,那些大老板才能赚得盆满钵满,简直不知所谓。” Xiao Zheng lit cigarette conveniently, sighed: „Oh, I cannot live under subjugation for a lifetime. Rushes to three men as one, the does not have own house is equal to the does not have private.” 萧正随手点了一支烟,感叹道:“唉,我也不能一辈子寄人篱下啊。作为一个奔三的男人,没有自己的房子等于没有私人空间啊。” Bai Yujiao as the Pearl native, one does not lack the house to live, two are not short of money to spend, naturally cannot understand the Xiao Zheng difficulty. At that moment no longer discussed that this topic, plays the computer with single-hearted devotion. 白玉娇作为明珠本地人,一不缺房子住,二不缺钱花,当然也就不能理解萧正的难处。当下不再讨论这个话题,专心玩起电脑。 Xiao Zheng saw Bai Yujiao not to chat the interest, inversion, lay on the bed simply goes up the leg to play the cell phone, unable to say was satisfied. Did not think that lies sleeps on a Chrysanthemum eldest daughter bed annoys the person daydream behavior. May hide, in out of the door peeps Old Principal to take a look in the room this harmonious picture, is actually a racket leg, pondered this matter secretly basically becomes. Returned to the kitchen to report good news to the old woman. 萧正见白玉娇没了聊天的兴趣,索性头一倒,躺在床上翘腿玩手机,说不出的惬意。丝毫不觉得躺在一个黄花大闺女的床上睡觉是多么惹人遐想的行为。可躲在门外偷窥的老校长瞅着屋内这幅和谐画面,却是一拍腿,暗忖这事儿基本成了。回厨房给老婆子报喜去了。
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