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The science and technology of Gakuentoshi is developed, not possible to dispel the callus and scabs beauty product sells to want outside by several hundred Japanese Yen price? 学园都市的科技再发达,也不可能把能够祛除老茧和伤疤的美容产品以几百日元的价格在外面出售要吗? Lu Xun had said that money that this world's is easiest to make, respectively came from NEET and woman- former, ordinary colored paper clip five money large packages, but dinosaur corps with is 30 money one ; Latter, for the beauty product can like going crazy throws money. 鲁迅曾经说过,这个世界上最容易赚的钱,分别来自于死宅和女人-前者,普通的彩色回形针五块钱一大包,而恐龙战队同款的则是三十块钱一个;后者,为了美容产品可以像发了疯一样的去撒钱。 If really has beauty product that can dispel the scabs perfectly even is the callus, let alone was several hundred Japanese Yen, even big several thousand soft younger sister coin one bottles, it is estimated that these, for will go crazy same purchase by a oneself more perfect female- was not, really some people do not think, was longer much the goddess on whole body perfect? Can't? Whose from infancy to maturity more than ten twenty years of not clashes? 要是真的有能完美祛除伤疤甚至是老茧的美容品的话,别说是几百日元了,就算是大几千软妹币一瓶,估计那些为了让自己更加完美的女性都会发了疯一样的购买-不是,不会真的有人以为,长得好看的女神就全身上下完美无瑕的吧?不会吧不会吧不会吧?谁从小到大十几二十几年没个磕磕碰碰的? Just...... 只不过…… Right that liked the clothes elder sister saying!” This is the early spring plays the part of the advantage. “爱衣姐说的对!”这是初春饰利。 Good that liked the clothes elder sister saying!” This assists day of tears. “爱衣姐说的好!”这是佐天泪子。 Top-notch that liked the clothes elder sister saying!” This is Misaka beautiful zither | Jean. “爱衣姐说的呱呱叫!”这是御坂美琴。 Liked the clothes elder sister......” Shiroi black mole staring, after holding, blew did own brain fluid, said: Wonder that liked the clothes elder sister saying!” “爱衣姐……”白井黑子愣了一下,容纳后刮干了自己的脑浆,说道:“爱衣姐说的妙!” „......” Heard own several good partner saying that Burqa showed the joyful expression immediately, her upper part proceeded to incline a point, having the proof of jumping for joy saying: Loyal, joan of arc mother?” “哦哦……”听到自己的几个好伙伴都这么说了,波卡顿时露出了欣喜不已的表情,她的上半身往前倾斜了一点,带着雀跃的求证道:“贞,贞德妈?” When do you like the clothes elder sister deceiving people?” The Elisebell eyebrow selects, said: Tomorrow I will come to play again, gives you to have several bottles to come, scratches on you, is the guarantee white and smooth good?” “你爱衣姐姐什么时候骗过人?”爱茜蓓尔眉毛一挑,说道:“明天我再过来玩儿的时候,就给你带几瓶过来,在你身上擦一下,保证又白又光滑好吧?” Tomorrow?” The voice of Burqa raised several points slightly, her pleasantly surprised saying: „Can this elder sister also come to play tomorrow?” “明天?”波卡的声音稍微拔高了几分,她惊喜不已的说道:“这位姐姐明天也会过来玩吗?” Naturally!” Elisebell smilingly looks at Burqa, said: „Doesn't Burqa welcome the elder sister to come?” “当然啦!”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的看着波卡,说道:“难道说波卡不欢迎姐姐来?” „It is not isn't!!!” Burqa shouted excitedly, saying of her stutter: No, does not welcome...... is not, is not does not welcome, welcome very much, is super welcome!” “不是不是不是!!!”波卡激动的大喊了起来,她结结巴巴的说道:“不,不欢迎……不是,不是不欢迎,很欢迎,是超级欢迎!” This child, the tense words will not say. 这孩子,紧张的话都不会说了。 Do not be anxious.” Looks trembles Burqa that the words will not say, Elisebell put out a hand to reorganize the hair on opposite party forehead, said: Our three are the tears friends, after hearing her had the new friend, had the interest in you, wants to see your.” “别紧张。”看着哆哆嗦嗦的连话都不会说的波卡,爱茜蓓尔伸出手把对方额头上的头发整理了一下,说道:“我们三个都是泪子的朋友,在听说了她有了新的朋友之后,才对你产生了兴趣,想要来见见你的。” After hearing the Elisebell excuse, Misaka beautiful zither | Jean and assistance day of tears have cannot help but turned the head to come to see her one eyes- without a doubt, the view of Elisebell deliberately avoided us to know that you were a blind person, moreover had been humiliated in the school reality, retained the dignity of opposite party. 在听到了爱茜蓓尔的说辞之后,御坂美琴和佐天泪子不由得转过头来看了她一眼-毫无疑问,爱茜蓓尔的说法是刻意回避了“我们知道你是盲人,而且在学校被欺凌过”的现实,保留了对方的尊严。 „!” Burqa a little suddenly selected ordered own head melon seed, laughed foolishly was saying: Hello, I......!” “哦哦!”波卡有点恍然的点了点自己的脑袋瓜子,憨笑着说道:“你们好,我……呀!” She responded suddenly, quickly said: That, that I am Burqa, Burqa Eika, this year is 13 years old! Many...... many......” 她突然反应了过来,急忙说道:“那,那个,我是波卡,波卡・艾卡,今年13岁!诶多……诶多……” Her mood is actually a little anxious, because she obviously before for a long time was very very long had simulated innumerable in the mind „, if had the friend, how then must introduce oneself, with the opposite party was friend training, after she really bumped into the new friend, actually felt that own mouth was so how stupid. 她的心情其实是有点急切的,因为她明明在很久很久以前就已经在脑海中模拟了无数次“如果有了朋友,那么要如何自我介绍,和对方做朋友”的训练,但是当她真的碰到了新朋友之后,却感觉自己的嘴巴怎么这么笨。 Quick-action, my mouth, my tongue! 快动起来呀,我的嘴巴,我的舌头! Anxious should not be anxious.” Looked at Burqa that to the tongue anxiously straight the appearance, Railgun Sis patted her back hastily, said: Puts with ease! Slowly said that has not related, we will not urge your.” “别紧张别紧张。”一看波卡那紧张到舌头都直了的样子,炮姐连忙拍了拍她的后背,说道:“放轻松点!慢慢说没关系的,我们不会催你的。” Many...... many thanks.” Burqa showed a grateful smile , she conducted a big deep breath- first is inspires own limit, then has been feeling suffocated, after feeling suffocated limit, „” one spat the air of lungs completely. “多……多谢。”波卡露出了一个感激的笑容,紧接着,她进行了一个大大的深呼吸-先是吸气到自己的极限,然后一直憋着气,直到憋气到了极限之后,才“哇”的一下把肺部的空气全部吐了出来。 Only after this is done, was slightly tranquil Burqa raised the head, said low voice: That, my name is Burqa, Zhachuan Middle School 1 year 3 classes of students, the thing that likes is the ball guitar , that...... friend......” 这样做了之后,稍微平静下来了的波卡重新抬起头来,小声说道:“那个,我的名字是波卡,栅川中学一年三班的学生,喜欢的东西是弹吉他,还有,那个……朋友……” Said after friend two characters, she „” sent out flurried calling out in grief, then covered the red cheek with the small hand, the whole person fell on the bed like the maggot was swaying from side to side, the mouth sent out unclear thinking aloud: „, Said! Good shy good shy wū wū......” 说完朋友两个字之后,她“哇哇哇”的发出了慌乱的悲鸣,然后用小手捂住了通红的脸蛋,整个人倒在床上像蛆一样的扭动着,嘴里发出了含糊不清的自言自语:“呀,说出来了!好害羞好害羞呜呜呜……” This child was too lovable! 啊,这孩子太可爱了! Un, the one who most likes is the friend ~ Shiroi black mole smiling outstretch private seal the stamp assisted the day of tears waist, teased: Assists a day of schoolmate, don't you prepare to express the opinion?” “嗯,最喜欢的是朋友呢~”白井黑子一脸笑意的伸出手戳了戳佐天泪子的腰部,打趣道:“佐天同学,你不准备发表一下意见吗?” Ahem, I also most like Burqa!” After assisting day of tears issued the manifesto grinningly, „” threw to cover the face to roll up side Burqa on bed, then put out a hand to grasp Burqa, said: „, The body of Burqa is soft! Hugs quite comfortably ~ ~ “哼哼,我也最喜欢波卡哦!”佐天泪子笑嘻嘻的发表了宣言之后,“嘿呀”的一声扑到了正捂着脸蜷缩在床上的波卡身边,然后伸出手抱住了波卡,说道:“哦哦,波卡的身体软乎乎的!抱起来好舒服~~” Hey dirty hey!!” “噫污污噫!!” Suddenly was assisted Burqa that day of tears grasps to exude quite chaotic calling out in grief sound- feeling looks like the hypertension to cause the phonetic system to make a mistake, presenting the additive device was the same. 突然被佐天泪子抱住的波卡发出了相当混乱的悲鸣声-感觉就像是过度紧张导致语音系统出错,出现了乱码一样。 Tears tears tears tears...... tears Zisang-” the Burqa whole body collapses tight, has not actually struggled, is only saying of stutter: My my I, I have not taken a bath today...... am willing...... definitely to have the flavor!” “泪泪泪泪……泪子桑啊啊啊-”波卡浑身崩的紧紧的,却没有挣扎,只是结结巴巴的说道:“我我我,我今天还没有洗澡……肯……肯定有味道的!” Has not struggled, is afraid own resistance probably, will make the friend feel disgruntledly, therefore so fearful and apprehensive. 没有挣扎,大概是害怕自己的反抗,会让朋友感觉到不悦,所以才如此胆战心惊的吧。 „, Indeed, cannot see the thing the words, a person will take a bath will not be convenient-” will assist day of tears to maintain the movement that is holding Burqa, bringing Burqa to sit from the bed together, then gathered the hair place of Burqa to smell smelling, said: , indeed has that little flavor.” “唔,的确,看不见东西的话,一个人洗澡会很不方便呢-”佐天泪子维持着抱着波卡的动作,带着波卡一起从床上坐了起来,然后凑到波卡的头发处嗅了嗅,说道:“唔,也的确是有那么一点点的味道。” Wū wū!” “呜呜呜!” Burqa exuded the calling out in grief sound, looking like wants to eat the sausage, however the master of evil heart actually mounts pitiful small doggy above her nose to be the same the sausage. 波卡发出了悲鸣声,就像是想吃火腿肠,但是坏心的主人却把火腿肠黏在她鼻子上方的可怜小狗狗一样。 Since there is a flavor, needs to take a bath.” Elisebell touches own chin, proposed: Was inferior, everyone does go to the bathhouse together?” “既然有味道的话,就需要洗澡了呢。”爱茜蓓尔摸了摸自己的下巴,提议道:“不如,大家一起去澡堂子吧?” „?” “诶?” This assists day of tears not to think that- actually she sentenced Elisebell saying that a moment ago in advance child helped her take a bath on the trouble tears, therefore her buttocks left the mattress, the preparation brought Burqa to go to the bathroom. 这一手就连佐天泪子都没想到-其实她刚才预判了爱茜蓓尔会说“就麻烦泪子帮她洗个澡”了,所以她屁股都离开床垫,准备带着波卡去浴室了。 What finally this is!? 结果这算啥!? Goes to the bathhouse together?” “一起去澡堂子?” Right, everyone is a girl, has nothing well shy?” Elisebell natural saying, said again, in childhood the beautiful zither | Jean you wet the bed, isn't I leads you to take a bath?” “对啊,大家都是女孩子,也没什么好害羞的吧?”爱茜蓓尔理所当然的说道,“再说了,小时候美琴你尿床了,还不是我带着你去洗澡的?” Waah-” “呜哇啊啊啊啊-” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean cannot think, the Elisebell sudden back will puncture her . Moreover the content that punctures is the so shy content. 御坂美琴怎么也想不到,爱茜蓓尔会突如其来的背刺她一下,而且刺出来的内容还是如此让人害羞的内容。 In this river? In this loyal Tokukawa? 这河里吗?这贞德河里吗? In this non- river! 这不河里! „, Misaka studied the elder sister also to have such past-” early spring played the part of the advantage to show the smile at that time. “没想到,御坂学姐还有那样的过去-”初春饰利当时就露出了笑容。 That was in childhood, in childhood!” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean reddens all over the face, becoming angry out of shame stares at the early spring to play the part of the advantage, said: Who...... whose childhood had wetting the bed time!” “那是小时候,小时候!”御坂美琴满脸通红,恼羞成怒的盯着初春饰利,说道:“谁……谁小时候都有尿床的时候吧!” Truly!” The early spring plays the part of the advantage immediately an incarnation truly area elder sister, saying with a laugh: I had also had before.” “确实!”初春饰利顿时化身确实区一姐,笑呵呵的说道:“我以前也有过。” That cannot.” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean relaxes, said: Therefore the childhood matter we do not discuss is right? Ok, we take a bath!” “那不就得了。”御坂美琴松了一口气,说道:“所以小时候的事情我们就不要讨论了对不对?好了,我们去洗澡吧!” Good!!” “好!!” Takes the lead to reply that Misaka the proposal of beautiful zither | Jean, naturally is her number-one licks the dog, Shiroi mount changes too black mole! Saw only her excited to raise own right hand, screamed to shout: Takes a bath, good!” 率先回答御坂美琴的提案的,当然是她的头号舔狗,白井・坐骑・变太・黑子!只见她一脸兴奋的举起了自己的右手,大声嚷嚷道:“洗澡,好耶!” General idea/Careless!” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean complexion changes, she discovered that she patronizes must branch off the topic of wetting the bed as soon as possible, actually forgot Shiroi black mole is staring at her covetously. “大意了!”御坂美琴脸色一变,她发现自己光顾着要尽快把尿床的话题岔开,却忘记了白井黑子正虎视眈眈的盯着她。 It is not wonderful, is not wonderful. 不妙,非常不妙。 I thought that......” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean just prepared to correct now the time also early, might as well go to the bathhouse later again time, discovered the Elisebell expression gradually is changing lacking virtue, this frightened discovery makes her feel that back one cool, she cannot help but hit one to tremble. “我觉得……”御坂美琴刚准备改口说现在时间还早,不如待会儿再去澡堂的时候,就发现爱茜蓓尔的表情正逐渐变的缺德了起来,这惊悚的发现让她感觉背脊一凉,她不由自主的打了一个哆嗦。 beautiful zither | Jean does Jiang, what you feel?” Elisebell both hands are supporting oneself chin, smiling looks at front Railgun Sis, gentle saying. “美琴酱,你觉得什么呀?”爱茜蓓尔双手撑着自己的下巴,笑眯眯的看着面前的炮姐,温柔的说道。 I felt, we are a bit faster! Like this after taking a bath, but can also eat the delicious ice cream in the hottest noon time.” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean flurried saying, „don't you want to eat Elder Sister Elsa personally the ice cream of manufacture? Ultra delicious!” “我觉得,我们还是快点出发吧!这样洗完澡之后,还能在最热的中午时间里吃上美味的冰激凌。”御坂美琴慌乱的说道,“难道你们不想吃艾尔莎姐姐亲手制作的冰激凌吗?超好吃的哦!” gu......” early spring played the part of the advantage to show the look of vacillation, her face pain thought aloud: But. Hateful! Although wants to unearth Misaka to study elder sister's wetting the bed history, however in taking a bath, at hottest noon, is blowing the air conditioning, ate the seduction of icicle is really being too big......” “咕……”初春饰利露出了动摇的神色,她一脸痛苦的自言自语道:“可。可恶!虽然想挖掘一下御坂学姐的尿床史,但是在洗完了澡之后,在最热的中午,吹着空调,吃着冰棍的诱惑实在是太大了……” This early spring, cutting open to be all black!’ The corner of the eye of Misaka beautiful zither | Jean twitched, then a face not calm swallowed saliva. ‘这初春,切开来全是黑的!’御坂美琴的眼角抽搐了一下,然后一脸不淡定的咽了一口口水。 All right!” Elisebell patted a next early spring to play the part of the shoulder of advantage with a laugh, said: We can later the take a bath time, take a bath before while discussed the beautiful zither | Jean sauce smelly matter! You liked the clothes elder sister most liking chatting this!” “没事儿!”爱茜蓓尔笑呵呵的拍了一下初春饰利的肩膀,说道:“我们可以待会儿泡澡的时候,一边泡澡一边讨论美琴酱以前的糗事儿!你爱衣姐姐最喜欢聊这个了!” ??? ??? Misaka beautiful zither | Jean stunned turning the head, looks a face smile toward Elisebell that she gives the thumbs-up, the whole person is not good. 御坂美琴一脸错愕的转过头,看着正一脸笑容的朝着她竖起大拇指的爱茜蓓尔,整个人都不好了。 My dear elder sister, do you give back to me to give the thumbs-up?? I may really be thank you, you may really be also kiss compared with my biological elder sister!! 我亲爱的姐姐诶,你还给我竖大拇指??我可真是谢谢你了,你可真是比我亲姐还亲!! Real!?” The early spring played the part of the advantage in death staring of Misaka beautiful zither | Jean, revealed like the flowers radiant smile, she aha the sigh, then said to assistance day of tears hastily: Assists a day of schoolmate, we hurry to help the Burqa sauce pack the thing to go to the take a bath! I good to listen to Misaka to study elder sister's Eight Trigrams (gossip)!” “真的吗!?”初春饰利在御坂美琴的死亡凝视中,露出了如花朵般璀璨的笑容,她“啊哈”的感叹了一声,然后连忙对身边的佐天泪子说道:“佐天同学,我们赶紧帮波卡酱收拾东西去泡澡吧!我好想听御坂学姐的八卦啊!” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean thought at this time: Assisting day of tears must not be possible to disappoint me, she will certainly condemn that the early spring plays the part of the action of advantage.’ 御坂美琴这个时候心想:‘佐天泪子必不可能让我失望,她一定会谴责初春饰利的行动的。’ Therefore she looked that to assisted day of tears, but assists day of tears is plays the part to respond to the early spring: Good good, I also want to listen!” 于是她看向了佐天泪子,而佐天泪子则是对初春饰利回应道:“好呀好呀,我也想听!” Grass( a plant)! 草(一种植物)!
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