GTULWB :: Volume #3

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Comes again. 咳咳,重来。 Probably is, your sorrow, others did not realize. 大概就是,你的悲哀,别人体会不了。 Before today, Sogen Saitake is unable to understand these words, but now, he understood. 在今天之前,齐武玄宗一直无法理解这一句话,但是现在,他明白了。 In this dim small room, on a Elisebell and Elisebell liangs face brings the gas mask, merely two people performed a bad people running wild in the Sogen Saitake front. 在这个昏暗的小房间内,爱茜蓓尔个人脸上带着防毒面具,仅仅两个人就在齐武玄宗的面前上演了一出群魔乱舞。 Come, “来啊, Eats one ~ ” the Elisebell left hand carries the plateau, the right hand is clamping together the pacific herring, is shaking in the Sogen Saitake front, because her as if mask relational distortion some whisper general windings of sound as if devil near the ear of Sogen Saitake, very good time ~ comes one ~ 吃一口啊~”爱茜蓓尔左手端着大盘子,右手夹着一块鲱鱼,在齐武玄宗的面前晃悠着,她那因为仿佛面具的关系有些失真的声音仿佛恶魔的耳语一般缠绕在齐武玄宗的耳边,“很好次的哦~来次一口啊~” Right right ~ Gary Sue also carries the tray to stand in Sogen Saitake another side, what just his chopsticks on the shelf is blue mark cheese, „, if not want to eat the fish, such blue mark cheese flavor is also very good ~ “没错没错~”莱傲天也端着盘子站在齐武玄宗的另一边,只不过他的筷子上架着的是一块蓝纹奶酪,“如果不想吃鱼的话,这么蓝纹奶酪味道也很不错哦~” „......” The face of Sogen Saitake because of being red, he who feeling suffocated to suppress also wants to continue to feel suffocated, but more felt suffocated, more discovered that human had the limit. “……”齐武玄宗的脸已经因为憋气而憋的通红了,他还想继续憋气,但是越是憋气,就越发现人类是有极限的。 -” “噗哈-” Next quarter, during breathes with the nose breath and with the mouth, Sogen Saitake chose with mouth breath- with the words of mouth breath, should not smell the flavor? 下一刻,在用鼻子呼吸和用嘴巴呼吸之中,齐武玄宗选择了用嘴巴呼吸-用嘴巴呼吸的话,应该是闻不到味道的吧? The naive middle-aged man is not clear, Elisebell no longer is Elisebell, but is the incarnation becomes „the Witch Cult nightmare and „the vacuum Witch nightmare and biochemical crazy demon. 只是,天真的中年男子并不清楚,爱茜蓓尔已经不再是爱茜蓓尔,而是化身成为了“魔女教的噩梦”、“真空魔女的梦魇”、“生化狂魔”。 Opens mouth in Sogen Saitake that flash of breath. 就在齐武玄宗张嘴呼吸的那一霎那。 Kong Ming, the maternal aunt is big!” “孔明,姨妈大!” With Elisebell drinks lowly, she and Gary Sue held up the chopsticks in hand as if by prior agreement, together pacific herring and blue mark cheese already together accurate squeezed in the Sogen Saitake mouth. 伴随着爱茜蓓尔的低喝,她和莱傲天不约而同的举起了手中的筷子,一块鲱鱼和一块蓝纹奶酪已经一同被精准的塞入了齐武玄宗的口中。 „...... Does not vomit......” “唔……呕……” The next quarter, Sogen Saitake had the vacuum Witch Pandora same symptom, this fully proved that under the absolute strength, the uncle and beautiful young girl's response has no too big difference. 下一刻,齐武玄宗出现了真空魔女潘多拉相同的症状,这一幕充分的证明了,在绝对的力量下,大叔和美少女的反应没有什么太大的区别。 Raises while convenient, before the Sogen Saitake water gun skill starts, Elisebell and Gary Sue have hidden the one side, fended this attack perfectly. 顺带一提,在齐武玄宗的水枪技能发动之前,爱茜蓓尔莱傲天就已经躲到了一旁,完美的闪避了这一次的攻击。 „Hasn't little brother, prepared to say?” Elisebell carried the tray to arrive at the Sogen Saitake side, said: Dying to support is not good to everyone, is right?” “小老弟,还不准备说吗?”爱茜蓓尔端着盘子来到了齐武玄宗的身边,说道:“死撑下去对大家都不好,对不对?” „......” Sogen Saitake felt that for the first time is not our military does not give, but is the enemy too deceitful feeling. “……”齐武玄宗第一次感觉到了不是我军不给里,而是敌军太狡诈的感觉。 This is the chemical weapons, this is inhumane! How can you do this matter? Are you devils? 这是生化武器,这是不人道的!你们怎么能做这种事?哇,你们是魔鬼吗? „Did not agrees say? You compel me.” Elisebell cannot bear sigh, her intention moves, the she and Gary Sue hand tray in vanished in the air, following, I must open in a big way!” “不肯说吗?那你是逼我了。”爱茜蓓尔忍不住叹了一口气,她心念一动,她和莱傲天手中的盘子都消失在了空气之中,“接下来,我可是要开大了呀!” She raises the right hand, hit a sound to refer , the new tray appeared in her and Gary Sue hand respectively, but above thought of...... 她举起右手,打了一个响指,新的托盘分别出现在了她和莱傲天的手中,而上面装着的…… Is two curried rice. 是两份咖喱饭。 Really......” Gary Sue pulled the corners of the mouth, he has seen this move, was really virulent. “果然……”莱傲天扯了扯嘴角,他见过这一招,实在是太恶毒了。 Elisebell and Gary Sue standing one on the left and other on the right in his side, two people put the Sogen Saitake front the tray in own, then, Elisebell gathered near the ear of Sogen Saitake, said with the sound that the smart-alecky letting person heartbeat accelerates: Sogen Saitake, do you know? These two curried rice, one is the curried rice of excrement taste, one is the excrement food of curry taste.” 爱茜蓓尔莱傲天一左一右的站在了他的身边,两人都把自己手里的托盘放到了齐武玄宗的面前,接着,爱茜蓓尔凑到了齐武玄宗的耳边,用俏皮的让人心跳加速的声音说道:“齐武玄宗,你知道吗?这两份咖喱饭,一份是屎味的咖喱饭,一份是咖喱味的屎饭。” Obviously in the ear with the words that so smart-alecky loli sound said that however in the heart of Sogen Saitake, this sound actually so virulent: Just our three people do not know that which is the excrement of curry taste, which is the curry of excrement taste, therefore can only depend upon you to distinguish.” 明明是在耳边用如此俏皮的萝莉音说出来的话,但是在齐武玄宗的心中,这声音却是如此的恶毒:“只不过我们三个人都不知道哪一份是咖喱味的屎,哪一份是屎味的咖喱,所以只能依靠你来分辨了。” „!!!” “!!!” Sogen Saitake frightens the tiger body to shake, he wants to stand up, but tied up he stubbornly, absolutely does not have the means to stand from the chair, can only desperate looks that Elisebell and Gary Sue place his front the ladle respectively. 齐武玄宗吓得虎躯一震,他想要站起身来,但是被绑的死死的他,根本就没办法从椅子上站起来,只能绝望的看着爱茜蓓尔莱傲天分别把勺子放在他的面前。 Un, on the ladle also dug a scrap to combine the rice of curry respectively. 嗯,勺子上还各自挖了一小块混杂着咖喱的米饭。 You must come!!” Sogen Saitake screamed: Lets loose me, had the words to say well! You first put!” “你们要不要过来啊!!”齐武玄宗尖叫道:“放开我,有话好好说!你们先放下来!” Proper.” Elisebell and Gary Sue looked at each other one, curried rice rapid disappearances in two manpower in air, but the Elisebell right hand wields, magic power opens the air change this house all windows completely, but she holds Sogen Saitake, arrived at 29 with Gary Sue. “妥了。”爱茜蓓尔莱傲天对视了一眼,两人手里的咖喱饭迅速的消失在了空气中,而爱茜蓓尔右手一挥,魔力将这一间房子所有的窗户全部打开换气,而她本人则是托着齐武玄宗,和莱傲天来到了29层。 Does not change the place unable to stay, the taste flushed. 不换地方呆不下去,味儿太冲了。 - -- - -- Come, honest.” Elisebell sits on the chair, but Gary Sue stands like the knight in her behind, two people are staring at front Sogen Saitake steadily. “来吧,坦白吧。”爱茜蓓尔坐在椅子上,而莱傲天则是像骑士一样站在她的身后,两人目不转睛的盯着面前的齐武玄宗 You are the devils, is the devil, is not the person, ghost livestock!” Sogen Saitake is breathing the fresh air in gulps, he felt that oneself life destroys today. “你们是恶魔,是魔鬼,不是人,鬼畜!”齐武玄宗大口大口的呼吸着新鲜空气,他感觉自己的人生都毁在了今天。 Damn, when had the old man been treated like this? 该死,老夫什么时候被这样对待过? „, I make you swim in the pacific herring canned food again.” Elisebell looks at front Sogen Saitake with the bad look, said: Now I ask one, you replied one!” “再叭叭一句,我让你在鲱鱼罐头里游泳。”爱茜蓓尔用不善的眼神看着面前的齐武玄宗,说道:“现在我问一句,你回答一句!” Snort.” Sogen Saitake snort/hum, I said in any case casually, you can also discover I did lie? Also, I after specialist training! “哼。”齐武玄宗哼了一声,反正我随便说,你还能发现我撒谎了?再说了,我可是经过专业训练的! So-called lying, cannot lying of no brain, otherwise others record your lie, asked on the side of you again, you cannot answer, didn't expose? 所谓的撒谎,并不能无脑的撒谎,不然等别人把你的谎言记录下来,再问你一边,你答不上来,不就曝光了? You only need 8 really 2 false conducted the reply to be OK, majority was correct, but conducted some to remember the material of core trimming that all did not have the issue. 你只需要八真二假的进行回答就可以了,大部分都是正确的,但是把核心的资料进行一些自己能记住的微调,一切就没问题了。 The corners of the mouth of Sogen Saitake took a smile of King- young animal, you and Ore-sama play the interrogation, was too tender! 齐武玄宗的嘴角带上了一丝王者的笑容-小崽子,你和劳资玩审问,还是太嫩了啊! „, Starts to interrogate.” Elisebell showed a smile, said. “那么,开始审问吧。”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个笑容,说道。 ............ ………… ............ ………… ...... shouts......” Sogen Saitake to be sweating profusely, panting looks at Elisebell behind that smiling red hair man. “呼……呼……”齐武玄宗满头大汗,气喘吁吁的看着爱茜蓓尔身后那个一脸微笑的红毛男子。 Why!! So long as why open the mouth to lie, he can open the mouth to break itself instantaneously?? 为什么!!为什么只要自己开口说谎,他就能瞬间开口打断自己的话?? Lie detector not such accurate? 测谎仪都没这么准的好吗? The present lie detector basically through surveying your heartbeat judged that you lie, is so-called yourself were afraid, if that type including oneself can deceive the person, that lie detector does not have the function. 要知道,现在的测谎仪基本就是通过测量你的心跳来判断你有没有撒谎,也就是所谓的“你自己心虚了”,而如果是那种连自己都可以骗过的人,那测谎仪就毫无作用。 However...... the Sogen Saitake whole person must collapse, he cannot deceive Gary Sue, regardless of said anything, even if 77 talked into 76, will be referred to lying by the opposite party. 但是……齐武玄宗整个人都要崩了,他怎么也骗不过莱傲天,无论说什么,哪怕是把77说成了76,都会被对方指出来“撒谎”。 „......” Elisebell satisfied looks the note in own hand, said: Big nephew, was really lucky you ~ flesh polygraph base, good good.” “呜姆呜姆……”爱茜蓓尔满意的看着自己手中的笔记,说道:“大侄子,真是多亏了你嗷~人肉测谎基,不错不错。” I always felt, in the small aunt's words, filled to my evil intention, is my misconception?” Gary Sue looked at Elisebell, mumbled low voice. “我总感觉,小阿姨刚才的话里,充满了对我的恶意,是我的错觉吗?”莱傲天看了一眼爱茜蓓尔,小声嘟囔道。 „The thing that should ask was similar.” Elisebell read a document on hand, said: Composition of Goshokai, as well as personnel, the registering method of exclusive website, as well as specific registering place...... “该问的东西都差不多了。”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼手头的文件,说道:“五翔会的组成,以及人员,还有专属网站的登录方法,以及特定的登录地点……啧啧。” Has saying that sees these materials that on by Elisebell, her real from the heart thought that the member brain of this Goshokai most likely (80%) have the issue. 不得不说,就以爱茜蓓尔看到的这些资料而言,她真的发自内心的觉得这个五翔会的成员脑子八成都有问题。 First about contact as well as confidentiality. 首先是关于联络以及隐蔽性。 No matter a feather is five feathers, has an own exclusive account number, this account number is to usually bind the cell phone, moreover can only the passive receive message, but you must contact with others on own initiative or reply the news, must go to the computer end to register this number. 不管是一枚羽还是五枚羽,都有一个自己的专属账号,这个账号平时是绑定手机,而且只能被动的接收短信,而你要主动联系别人或者是回复消息,就必须去电脑端登录这个号。 Moreover you have not been able saying that looks for a computer to register casually, must defer to the date as well as your rank, Registers god damn on the computer of stipulation, if in other words the luck is not good, you could ask others to change a computer to be able in the Internet cafe to register the Goshokai contact software, with own upper layer or is the lower-level relation. 而且你还不能说随便找一台电脑就登录,必须在按照日期以及你的等级,在规定的电脑上登录-玛德,也就是说如果运气不好,你可能要在网吧里请别人换一台电脑才能登录五翔会的联络软件,和自己的上层或者是下层联系。 Good, the method of this relation you can say that vigilant, Elisebell also recognized, but the style of this organization was really the mental illness! 好吧,这种联系的方法你可以说“警惕”,爱茜蓓尔也认了,但是这个组织的行事风格就真的是神经病了! On the normalcy, an organization should sets a goal, then fellow members according to the plan, cooperate together- for example understands the organization to change endures. Everyone collects the tail beast together, conducts the infinite moon/month to read. 就正常而言,一个组织应该是立下一个目标,然后各位成员按照计划,一起合作-比如说晓组织就是为了改变忍界。大家一起收集尾兽,进行无限月读。 However Goshokai is different, it is change endures the goal, then the member of each five feather wins over the winding according to own idea, then with the strength of organization, according to own idea achieves this goal. 但是五翔会不一样,它就是一个“改变忍界”的目标,然后每个五枚羽的成员都按照自己的想法拉拢下线,然后用组织的力量,按照自己的想法去完成这个目标。 For example Payne chose one bag of meter/rice to shoulder several buildings, but Deidara chose the art is to send the big star, the scorpion chooses and other skill offices that may take off/escape. 比如说佩恩选择了一袋米扛几楼,而迪达拉选择了艺术就是派大星,蝎则是选择了可脱的等身手办。 „Isn't this organization really the mental illness?” Elisebell spits the mortise again, I am deliberately considering the person of this organization, if works as one, let alone the capture tail beast, feared that was not splendor moon/month Ji collects to be made.” “这个组织真的不是神经病吗?”爱茜蓓尔再一次吐槽道,“我寻思着这组织的人要是齐心合力的话,别说捕捉尾兽了,怕不是辉月姬凑被造出来了。” Little aunt, you help others power and prestige?” Gary Sue is also reading the material in hand, said: But, in this material disclosed the information that also is really...... astonishing.” “小阿姨,你这是助他人威风吗?”莱傲天也看着手中的资料,说道:“不过,这一份资料里面透露出来的信息还真的是……惊人呀。” Right, Goshokai...... said accurately, is new Goshokai.” Elisebell sucked the breathless head. “对啊,五翔会……准确说,是新五翔会。”爱茜蓓尔咂了咂舌头。 Old Goshokai, or is the Goshokai predecessor, thinks that the resources in this world are limited, the speed that but human grows was really quick, therefore prepared to study to extinguish the world flood to be the same, conducted to eliminate and screen to human one time. 旧的五翔会,或者说是五翔会的前身,认为这个世界上的资源是有限的,但是人类增长的速度实在是太快了,所以就准备学习灭世洪水一样,对人类进行一次淘汰和筛选。 They invented a virus, then delivered the vaccine to the specific personnel, without selected person after inhaling virus, will turn into the monster, this monster life span was very short, after the monster died, the corpse of monster will also become the nutrient to feed back and forth this star. 他们发明出了一种病毒,然后给特定的人员发放疫苗,没有被选中的人在吸入了病毒之后,就会变成怪物,这种怪物寿命很短,而当怪物死亡后,怪物的尸体还会成为养分来回馈这个星球。 What pitifully is, this planned a mistake, the final result was the viral evolution becomes Gastrea Virus, but human under the protection of Varanium, shrank in the safe area is trembling. 只不过可惜的是,这个计划出了一点差错,最后的结果就是病毒进化成为了原肠病毒,而人类在钬金属的保护下,缩在安全区内瑟瑟发抖着。
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