Wholetsmeis a cuteandcharmingvillain......, honestrole? Did not have the means that formyinformation, you have not been abledeadoh yeah.
谁让我是一个可爱又迷人的反派……啊呸,正派角色呢?没办法了,为了我的情报,你还不能死口牙。
The Elisebellleft handheld the collar of men's, thenfloatinmidair, constrainedelevatortopwith the right hand- is only the elevatordoes not give the Elisebellface, itthinks that oneselfhas a freesoul, thereforealong with„thump” a dull thumping sound, the crown of the head of elevatorwas separated from the main body of elevatordirectly.爱茜蓓尔左手抓住了男子的衣领,然后悬浮在半空中,用右手拖住了电梯顶-只是电梯并不给爱茜蓓尔面子,它认为自己有一个自由的灵魂,所以伴随着“咚”的一声闷响,电梯的天灵盖直接脱离了电梯的本体。„It is not, your good and evil are also the villainorganizations, can't the multi-spend somefundin the maintenance and security of equipment?” The Elisebellwhole personfell into the speechlessmood, „onthisquality? Does the good and evilshoulderto attack?”
“不是,你们这好歹也是反派组织,就不能多花点资金在设备的维护以及安全性上吗?”爱茜蓓尔整个人都陷入了无语的情绪之中,“就这质量?好歹扛一下冲击好吧?”Shedoes not think, the elevatoris a heavything, moreovercrashedfrom the midair a about30metersdistance, impulse under the gravity accelerationcanraise is not overrated the crown of the head of elevatorsauce.
她也不想想,电梯本来就是个沉重的东西,而且还是从半空中坠落了近三十米的距离,重力加速度之下的冲击力能把电梯酱的天灵盖掀起来不为过。„Who you...... are you?”Likeraising the chickenyoungraises the black-clothed personinmidairto raise the headbyElisebell, tremblinglooks atElisebell- strange, whyherskirthas a subtleray, letting the personprobablyto see, can't seeprobably? Moreover the chestis goodto put down, canseeherchinfromthisangleperfectly, fluctuatingdoes not have.
“你……你是什么人?”被爱茜蓓尔像提小鸡仔一样提在半空中的黑衣人抬起头来,哆哆嗦嗦的看着爱茜蓓尔-奇怪,为什么她的裙子有一种微妙的光线,让人好像能看到,又好像看不到?而且胸好平啊,从这个角度可以完美的看到她的下巴,一点起伏都没有。Yourthisold lecher, had the moodto observe and emulate the Elisebellskirt and reviewat this timehercurve! old perv! The goodElisebellclotheshave【Divine Protection of Seeing and Not Seeing】, Otherwisewas exposed!
啊呸,你这老不修,这个时候还有心情观摩爱茜蓓尔的裙子和点评她的弧度!老色批了!还好爱茜蓓尔的衣服都有【看得见和看不见的加护】,不然就走光了!„I?”Elisebelllowers the head, looksto the black-clothed person, saying of smiling: „Iam the light of correct path~met, Black TortoiseMr .”
“我?”爱茜蓓尔低下头,看向了黑衣人,笑眯眯的说道:“我是正道的光~又见面了呢,玄武君。”„......”Black TortoiseMonarch......, should notbeSogen Saitake, heis black a faceto lookto grabElisebell of hisclothesat this time.
“……”玄武君……不,应该是齐武玄宗,他此时正黑着一张脸看着抓着他衣服的爱茜蓓尔。
The position that heveryclearare atwhereis, butsincethishatefulsmalldwarfappearedinownside, means......
他很清楚自己所在的位置是哪里,而这个可恶的小矮子既然出现在了自己的身边,就意味着……„Did allexpose?”
“一切都暴露了吗?”„Thismustlook at that youandI ’ the understanding of thiswordregarding ‚ allhad the difference.”Elisebellshows a faint smile, said: „All that perhapsIthinkare only the organizations that yourstatusandyouare, butall that youunderstandpossiblyalsorepresentedyouto suffer fromseveralprostatitises and hemorrhoids, watchedmanysmallmovies.”
“这就要看你和我对于‘一切’这个词的理解是不是有区别了。”爱茜蓓尔微微一笑,说道:“说不定我认为的一切只是你的身份和你所在的组织,而你理解的一切可能还代表你患上了几次前列腺炎以及痔疮,还有看了多少次小电影。”‚Grass!’
‘草!’Even ifownpoor lifewere stressedby the opposite partyin the hand, Sogen Saitakecould not bearscoldone: „Ore-samaisSogen Saitake! Is the ruler in Osakaarea! Iwantedwhatwoman unable to find, howIpossiblywatched the smallmovie!”
就算是自己的小命被对方抓在手里,齐武玄宗也忍不住骂了一句:“劳资是齐武玄宗!是大阪地区的统治者!我要什么女人找不到,我怎么可能看小电影!”„, In other words, didn't youdenyyou to the prostatitis and hemorrhoids?”Elisebellshowed being suddenly enlightedexpression.
“哦,也就是说,你不否认你得过前列腺炎以及痔疮?”爱茜蓓尔露出了恍然大悟的表情。„......” A face of Sogen Saitakesuppressedquicklyred, hebellowed: „, The gentlemanmaynot kill the shame! The Goshokaiboardcarries!”
“……”齐武玄宗的一张脸都快憋红了,他大吼一声:“哇呀呀呀,士可杀不可辱!五翔会板载!”Then, one of his both handsintoward the black robeshrank, comingoneto escape, crashedtoward the elevatorbottom of the wellsectiondirectly, moreoverinprocess of crash, his alsofaceprovocationgesticulated a middle fingertowardElisebell.
说完,他双手朝着黑袍里面一缩,来了一手金蝉脱壳,直接朝着电梯井底部坠落了过去,而且在坠落的过程中,他还一脸挑衅的朝着爱茜蓓尔比划了一个中指。Then the collar of hiscoatwas seizedbyElisebell.
然后他的外套的衣领就被爱茜蓓尔揪住了。„Do not stop, continue!”Elisebelllooked atfacedullastringentSogen Saitake, said: „You have the coat, the inside lining, the pants and sock and underpants, yourtaking off/escapingone by one, Ido not blockyou.”
“别停,继续!”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼一脸呆涩的齐武玄宗,说道:“你还有外套,内衬,裤子以及袜子以及内裤,你挨个的脱,我不拦你。”Sogen Saitakedesperatelooked atElisebell, thenopens mouth, loudlyexclaimed: „The Goshokaiboardcarries!”齐武玄宗绝望的看了一眼爱茜蓓尔,然后张开嘴,大吼道:“五翔会板载!”Thenhewas raisedto fight with the fistsbyElisebellon the cheek, mounted the tooth of toxicantto flyin the Sogen Saitakedesperatelook, crossesseveralsecondstransmitted„to bite”clearlycrashsound.
然后他就被爱茜蓓尔提起来一拳打在腮帮子上,镶嵌着毒药的牙齿在齐武玄宗绝望的眼神中飞了出去,过了好几秒才传来清脆的“叮叮”的坠落声。„The acrobatics of toothconcealstoxicantsuchhackneyed stuffcame out, Oklittlebrother.”Elisebellwith a smilelooks that was grabbedSogen Saitake that the clothesraisebyoneself, said: „Whatotheracrobatics does that have? If no, does the preparationfly?”
“牙藏毒药这么老套的把戏都出来了,可以呀小老弟。”爱茜蓓尔笑吟吟的看着被自己抓着衣服提起来的齐武玄宗,说道:“那还有什么别的把戏没有?没有的话,就准备飞咯?”„Flies......?”Sogen Saitakeis half beat behindlookedtoElisebell, howeverhas not waited forhimto askanything, Elisebellalready„alas”, launching.
“飞……?”齐武玄宗慢了半拍的看向了爱茜蓓尔,然而还不等他开口问什么,爱茜蓓尔已经“呜呼”一声,起飞了。„gua-”
“呜哇叽里呱啦啊呜呱-”Infirstdesperate, AiZeWrathfishlanguage that Sogen Saitakeis self-taughtunexpectedly, moreoversoundsalsohas the rhythm.
在一世情急之下,齐武玄宗居然无师自通的艾泽拉斯的鱼人语,而且听起来还倍有节奏感。„Aiya, are youalso the ruler in Osakaarea?”Elisebelllooked atoneto send outSogen Saitake that the fishpersoncried outinown, ill-humoredsaying: „Justisflies, should not be so surprised.”
“哎呀,你好歹也是大阪地区的统治者哦?”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼在自己手里发出鱼人呐喊的齐武玄宗,没好气的说道:“只不过是飞一下而已,不要这么惊讶吧。”„You...... youare not who hangs!”Sogen Saitakestutterasked- hethinksbefore the elevatoreventwas the method of organizationElisebellandshewas, butElisebellcanfloatin the electricitystairwell, wasbecauseis hangingin......
“你……你不是吊的威亚!”齐武玄宗结结巴巴的问道-他之前以为电梯事件是爱茜蓓尔和她所在的组织的手段,而爱茜蓓尔之所以能悬浮在电梯井里,也是因为吊着威亚在……Howeveryour familycanespeciallyin the in the air3600degreesbigmaneuvers?!
但是你家威亚能特么在空中3600度大回旋的吗?!„Whatis, delicious?”Elisebellstopped the cobrabeing mobile, thenbroughtto losehalflife, startedspitSogen Saitaketo flytowardAngel Area, „moshi moshi? Black Tortoisemister?”
“威亚是什么,好吃吗?”爱茜蓓尔停止了响尾蛇机动,然后带着丢了半条命,都开始吐沫的齐武玄宗朝着天使区飞了过去,“摩西摩西?玄武先生?”Good, the faintingvegetable/dish, has not respondedthoroughly.
好吧,已经晕菜了,彻底没反应了。„, Does not seem like the physique of mortalshoulders the next18cobrasat most.”Elisebellnod of looking pensive, aftermagic powerformed a guard/shield, speeds up itselfto fly the speed that.
“唔,看起来凡人的体质顶多就是扛下18圈响尾蛇。”爱茜蓓尔若有所思的点了点头,用魔力形成了一个护罩之后,加快了自己飞行的速度。
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--Angel Area, conference room.天使区,会议室。„Welcome toAngel Area, Black Tortoisemister.”Elisebellsitson the chair, looksis strandedSogen Saitakeonfrontchair, saying of smiling, „, youcanbe the Osaka Arearuler,...... the issueis not bigwith the official capacityvisitshere, whenexercisedahead of time.”
“欢迎来到天使区,玄武先生。”爱茜蓓尔坐在椅子上,看着被困在前面的椅子上的齐武玄宗,笑眯眯的说道,“哎呀,本来你可以作为大阪区的统治者,用官方身份来访问这边的……问题不大,就当提前演习了。”Develops, developsmealso to go on living?
演个屁,演完我还能活下去吗?„Littleaunt, is he?”Serieswas seizedto assign/lifecallReinhard that came from work sitecallto wipe the faceforcefullyondustwith the towel, strangelooksties upSogen Saitakeonchair, said.
“小阿姨,他是?”被连环夺命call强行从工地call过来的莱茵哈鲁特用毛巾擦了擦脸上的灰尘,奇怪的看着被绑在椅子上的齐武玄宗,说道。„Sogen Saitake, the ruler in Osakaarea, thenif as expected, is the Goshokaiperson.”Elisebellarrived at the Sogen Saitakeside, thenpulledhissleeves, looks at the tattoo on hisarm, spits the mortise: „ThereforeIcollected the Goshokaimaterialinitiallytimewas complaining, whyyourvillainsorganize to inbodybrand mark a mark that represents the status? For fear thatothersseize you timeisn't goodto determineyourstatus?”
“齐武玄宗,大阪地区的统治者,然后不出意外的话,也是五翔会的人。”爱茜蓓尔走到了齐武玄宗的身边,然后把他的衣袖扯了下来,看着他手臂上的纹身,吐槽道:“所以我当初搜集到五翔会的资料的时候就在吐槽了,你们反派组织为什么非要在身上烙印一个代表自己身份的印记?生怕别人捉到你的时候不好确定你们的身份吗?”„Thisis the gloriousmark!”Sogen Saitakeis angryscolded: „Has the qualificationsbrand markby the talent who the godsselect!”
“这是荣耀的印记!”齐武玄宗大怒的呵斥道:“是被神明选中的人才有资格烙印的!”„Thenitbetrayedyou.”
“然后它出卖了你。”„Only was selectedby the god, canhave the qualificationsbrand markin the talent who in the disciplinelivesit!”
“只有被神选中,可以在纪中活下来的人才有资格烙印它!”„Thenitbetrayedyou.”
“然后它出卖了你。”„Thisis the suprememark!”
“这是至高无上的印记!”„Thenitbetrayedyou.”
“然后它出卖了你。”„Grass.”
“草。”Elisebelllooks atbreathlessSogen Saitake, shrugs the arm, thensaidtoGary Sue: „, The bignephew, you do look atthisfellow, the headdoes not look likelike an egg of coherencelionlong neck hair?”爱茜蓓尔看着气急败坏的齐武玄宗,耸了耸肩膀,然后对莱傲天说道:“诶,说起来,大侄子,你看这家伙,脑袋像不像一个粘着狮鬃的鸡蛋?”„?”
“?”Gary Suelookedfollowing the view of Elisebell- how saying that the Sogen Saitakeagewas also big, butreaches middle-age, after sending the borderlineis easyto presentsubtlemoves, thereforehisforeheadhasslightlya little...... shiny.莱傲天顺着爱茜蓓尔的说法看了过去-怎么说呢,齐武玄宗的年纪也不小了,而人到中年,发际线就容易出现微妙的后移,所以他的额头稍微有那么一点……锃亮。„Pū-”
“噗-”Gary Suetwisted openownline of sight, exudedlaughter, inpeacefulconference room, thislaughterespeciallygrating, deepstabbing painSogen Saitakeinnermost feelings.莱傲天扭开了自己的视线,发出了一声笑声,在安静的会议室内,这个笑声格外的刺耳,深深的刺痛了齐武玄宗的内心。„, The gentlemanmaynot kill the shame!”Reddening all over the face of Sogen Saitakeair/Qilooks atElisebell, incompetentwild with rageroared: „Hadto plantyouto killme, killedme!”
“哇呀呀呀,士可杀不可辱!”齐武玄宗气的满脸通红的看着爱茜蓓尔,无能狂怒的咆哮道:“有种你就杀了我,杀了我啊啊啊!”„Thatis not good.”Elisebellcalmbeckoning with the hand, said: „Ifkilledyou, whereIfromdo gain the Goshokaiinformation?”
“那不行。”爱茜蓓尔淡定的摆了摆手,说道:“要是杀了你的话,我从什么地方获取五翔会的信息?”„, To makemebetrayGoshokai? Youare having a dream!”Sogen Saitakesneers, heafterspecial preparation, regardless ofhowfunny......, made a mistake, regardless of how severepenalty, hewill not haveanyvacillation!
“呵,想让我背叛五翔会?你在做梦!”齐武玄宗冷笑一声,他是经过特殊训练的,无论多么好笑……啊呸,错了,是无论多么严酷的惩罚,他都不会有任何的动摇!„Whatmethod can youhave? Mythisage, the eatensaltare more than meter/rice that youeat!”
“你们能有什么手段?我这个年纪,吃的盐比你们吃的米还多!”„Whatnothing butispulls out the nail, whips, is the hot pepperwater, otherwisetoward the nailseamto bindtoothpick, or the iron?”
“无非就是什么拔指甲,鞭打,辣椒水,再不然就是往指甲缝扎牙签,或者是烙铁是吧?”„, Iinstigated that my name is withyoutoday!”
“呵,我怂一下我今天就跟你姓!”
A Sogen Saitakefacefiercelooks atfrontGary SueandElisebell, scoldedloudly: „Haswhatstyleto cause!”齐武玄宗一脸狰狞的看着前方的莱傲天和爱茜蓓尔,大声呵斥道:“有什么招式就使出来吧!”Just, why can youretrocede?
只不过,为什么你们要后退?ElisebellandGary Suefell back onunknowinglyhadin a abouttwometerspositionfromSogen Saitake, thenwithshutting out the looklooks at the surroundingguy.爱茜蓓尔和莱傲天不知不觉的退到了距离齐武玄宗有近两米的位置上,然后都用嫌弃的眼神看着周围大汉。„Did youspeakin a moment, roar the bigdense/woodsto dospicily? Youroarroar, yournozzlewater dryingdense/woods?” A Elisebellfaceshuts outlooks atSogen Saitake, said: „Mouthendlessly, the person who is afraidwill cover the innermost feelingswith the method of bellowingyelling the fear?”
“你说话就说话,吼辣么大森干什么?你吼就吼,你喷口水干森么?”爱茜蓓尔一脸嫌弃的看着齐武玄宗,说道:“嘴巴叭叭个没完,只有害怕的人才会用大吼大叫的方法来掩盖自己内心的恐惧好吗?”„Eight, roadlessmatch!!”Sogen Saitakeloudlyexclaimed.
“八嘎,无路赛!!”齐武玄宗大吼道。„Ispecialletyoueight-” the Elisebellright handturns, oval-shapeiron pot of Fujian tangerineinteractionappearedinherhand, „Ispecialmadeyounot have......”
“我特么让你八-”爱茜蓓尔右手一翻,一个红橘相间的椭圆形铁罐头出现在了她的手中,“我特么让你无……”Do not destroyinmymindto be the gloriousmemory of nailpalacesound the bastard! yemypacific herringcanned food!
你别破坏我脑海中属于钉宫音的美好回忆呀混蛋!吔我鲱鱼罐头!WhenElisebellwill soon open the pacific herringcanned food, responded the Gary Suecomplexionbig change that his arrowstepflushed, put out a hand to snatch the pacific herringcanned food in Elisebell, shouted: „Littleaunt, no, under the potis forgiving!”
在爱茜蓓尔即将打开鲱鱼罐头的时候,反应过来的莱傲天面色大变,他一个箭步冲了过来,伸手想要抢过了爱茜蓓尔手里的鲱鱼罐头,喊道:“小阿姨,别,罐下留情!”„Late!” The Elisebellleft handturns, wrapped a gas mask after tooneself, laughs saying: „Ka ka, perishes together!”
“晚了!”爱茜蓓尔左手一翻,给自己套了一个防毒面具之后,大笑道:“咔咔,同归于尽吧!”„Yourthiswears a gas maskis notperishes together!”Gary Suediscovered after the manpowercannotgo against heaven's will, turned aroundrapidly, charged into the window, thenpulled open, a both legstread, bravejumpedtowardoutside, preparedto come to a tall buildingfastto fallfrom the 28 th floors-, howeverhisplanhas not started dead.
“你这戴个防毒面具也不是同归于尽啊!”莱傲天发现人力不可逆天之后,迅速转身,冲向了窗户,然后一把拉开,双腿一蹬,勇敢的朝着外面跳去,准备从28楼来一个高楼速降-然而他的计划还没开始就夭折了。„Do not run, bignephew.” The Elisebellleft handgrabs the Gary Suewaistband, the corner of the eyebelt/bringtears, the bodyhangingGary Suedragging, „gas maskyoualsohad the share! Is yourlittleauntthattypeputsAOEnot to open the person who the teammateprotects?”
“别跑,大侄子。”爱茜蓓尔左手抓着莱傲天的腰带,把眼角带泪,身体已经悬空的莱傲天给拖了回来,“防毒面具你也有份的!你小阿姨是那种放AOE不开队友保护的人吗?”„......”Gary Sueis recallingandElisebellfightto cope with the Witch Cultdiscipletogether the time, her chemical weaponsAOEgrand occasion, cannot help butshakes the headwith tears, said: „It is not.”
“……”莱傲天回忆着自己和爱茜蓓尔一起战斗对付魔女教徒的时候,她那一手生化武器AOE的盛况,不由得含泪摇了摇头,说道:“不是。”Sorry, Ilied.
对不起,我撒谎了。Becauseit was really smelly.
因为它实在是太臭了。
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