FMOC :: Volume #30

#2978: Skin disease monk( God Tomb, starts!)


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whoosh! 咻! A cloud penetration arrow, cuts mountain forest the silence, is startled the bird to be innumerable. 一支穿云箭,划破山林的寂静,惊起飞鸟无数。 On the arrow belt/bring fire, rips open the blurred dark night, illuminates the rugged mountain road, on the mountain road speedily flees to jump, the form of being able choose the exact way because of flurry, impressively is a big and fat sloppy monk. 箭上带火,撕开迷离的黑夜,照亮崎岖的山路,还有山路上疾速窜跳,慌不择路的身影,赫然是个胖大邋遢的和尚。 Said is the monk, kept the short inch head, in the hair has also been being covered with the person with favus of the scalp, looks nauseously, the body could not distinguish clearly greasy is the cassock or the kasaya, at the same time ran, side had the peanut, the pig's feet, the henchman, the beef, the liquor pouch and so on fell fragmentarily, he really also had the leisurely and carefree mood to pick, picks up a henchman, the convenience forces in the mouth. 说是和尚,却又留着短短的寸头,头发里还长满了癞子,看着令人作呕,身上油腻腻分不清是袈裟还是百衲衣,一边跑,一边有花生,猪蹄,狗腿,牛肉,酒囊之类的零碎掉下来,他竟然还有闲情逸致去捡,捡起一条狗腿,顺手就塞进嘴里。 Even if evidently, is really a monk , does not defend the rules and regulations, eats the meat skin disease monk not awfully. 看样子,就算真是个和尚,也是个不守清规戒律,吃肉不要命的癞和尚。 Drinks to eat the meat should not, what is dumbfounded, young female who the back of this skin disease monk, carries an acme of beauty and deportment unexpectedly, the body wears the dark red bridal clothes, ran sharply, the embroidered shoes of female fell in the halfway, revealed the jade white/shell -like toe, even if in the boundless dark night, were much whiter. 喝酒吃肉已是不该,更叫人目瞪口呆的是,这癞和尚的背后,竟然背着一个千娇百媚的妙龄女子,身上穿着殷红的嫁衣,跑得急了,女子的绣花鞋都掉在半路,露出玉贝般的脚趾,即便在茫茫黑夜,都白得吓人。 -- midnight three, mountain forest open country, was not put on the female of bridal clothes by the skin disease monk of rules and regulations at the back of one, is really highly improper! ——夜半三更,山林野外,一个不受清规戒律的癞和尚背着一个穿嫁衣的女子,真是成何体统! Monster Monk in that!” 妖僧在那!” Holds that insane monk!” “抓住那疯僧!” Kills, has killed that insane monk to me, tears to shreds, tears to shreds him!” “杀,给我杀了那癫僧,碎尸万段,把他碎尸万段啊,哇呀呀呀呀!” In halfway up the mountainside, over a thousand robustness, powerful and brave, a rivers and lakes people who the temples stick out high, carries out activities openly, pursues, a cloud penetration arrow arrow quick as arrow, the distance is getting more and more near at the back of Monster Monk of female. 半山腰上,上千名虎背熊腰,孔武有力,太阳穴高高隆起的江湖中人,明火执仗,追赶上来,穿云箭一箭快似一箭,距离背着女子的妖僧越来越近。 The heroes of these high mountains, are the cutting edge lick the ominous person of blood, on the rivers and lakes the great expert, compared with archery, Imperial Court Flying Feather Guards is not their matches, if not load heartache young female, does not think that Monster Monk died such happily, already had made the string candied fruit this Monster Monk, gripped to pass the heart to be cool. 这些三山五岳的豪杰,都是刀口舔血的凶人,江湖上一等一的好手,比箭术,就连朝廷的“飞羽卫”都不是他们的对手,若非担心伤了妙龄女子,又不想妖僧死得这么痛快,早就将这妖僧做了串糖葫芦,扎个透心凉了。 However, entire Blue Wolf Mountain was encircled by Seven Great Factions, do not only want to jump including the grasshopper, even if this Monster Monk eternal truth his nickname said that was anything Spirit Vulture, gave up any idea of that flew! 不过,整座“苍狼山”都被七大派团团围住,连只蚂蚱都别想跳出去,纵然这妖僧真如他的诨号所言,是什么“灵鹫”,也休想飞出去! Really, Monster Monk was more compelled to be tighter by various group of heroes, may draw back roadless, can only climb unceasingly, for a while, then does not arrive at Blue Wolf Mountain steeply Wolf Fang Peak on. 果然,妖僧被各路豪杰越逼越紧,无路可退,只能不断攀登,不一时,便来到苍狼山最陡峭的“狼牙峰”上。 Wolf Fang Peak, the height ten thousand zhang (3.33 m), Bewildering Mist covers all year long, the valley astral wind circles, is on the rivers and lakes great is at dangerously, even if famous for Lightweight Art Flowered Butterfly Faction, nobody dares to descend the mountain from Wolf Fang Peak. 狼牙峰,高万丈,终年迷雾笼罩,谷底罡风盘旋,是江湖上一等一的险恶所在,即便以轻功著称的“花蝶派”,都无人敢从狼牙峰下山。 Front is ten thousand zhang (3.33 m) cliff, did not have the road. 前面便是万丈悬崖,已经没有路了。 Is the flare of twinkle star, is similar to the group wolf that clenches jaws stares in a big way the eye. 身后是星星点点的火把,如同咬牙切齿的群狼瞪大了眼睛。 Monster Monk is in a dilemma, finally will put on the female of red bridal clothes from carrying on the back to put down, looks at the front, the Bewildering Mist deep place, does not have the road of road. 妖僧进退维谷,终于将穿着红嫁衣的女子从背上放下,怔怔看着前方,迷雾深处,没有路的路。 This is Kunpeng Dynasty west, rivers and lakes Seven Great Factions besieges Monster Monk Reverend Spirit Vulture. 这是“鲲鹏王朝”西部,江湖七大派围攻妖僧灵鹫上人”的一幕。 This Reverend Spirit Vulture, is Kunpeng Dynasty recent ten years of new expert, said is the monk, actually does not know that which temple stems from, the origin is mystical, method very ruthless, the wandering world, usually acted like a madman, the conduct considers only itself to like, is also the evil, lawless fellow. 灵鹫上人,是鲲鹏王朝最近十年新崛起的高手,说是和尚,却不知出自哪一宗哪一庙,来历神秘,手段狠辣,云游天下,平素疯疯癫癫,行事只顾自己喜好,是个亦正亦邪,无法无天的家伙。 His mood good time, can for one group of insignificant disaster victims, has plundered Spirit Fire Faction the grain car(riage), robs large quantities of white and shiny grain, gives to that group of starved ghosts to spoil willfully. 他心情好的时候,可以为了一帮无足轻重的灾民,就劫了“灵火派”的粮车,抢走大批白花花的粮食,送给那帮饿死鬼去恣意糟蹋。 Also can steal away Myriad Treasures House collection, including the imperial palace Imperial Palace no Jane|treasure rare treasure, actually entirely opened to break to pieces, threw into the total darkness in conveniently the slum, degenerated into the toy of waif. 也可以偷走“百宝楼”珍藏,连皇宫大内都没有的奇珍异宝,却是统统拆碎了,随手丢进暗无天日的贫民窟里去,沦为流浪儿的玩具。 His sad time, can for complaining tearfully of brothel female, short one month of internal breaks state cross the county, traveles across half Kunpeng Dynasty, has killed 447 rivers and lakes real men, only to smash anything-- according to the ideas of his Buddhist, kidnaps and sells women and children gang especially big, confuses Catholicism to kill the entire brothel alliance disintegrates, the vitality damages severely. 他心情不好的时候,更可以为了一个青楼女子的哭诉,短短一个月内穿州过县,踏遍半个鲲鹏王朝,杀了447个江湖好汉,只为了捣毁什么——按他那门佛家的说法,“特大拐卖妇女儿童团伙”,把整个青楼联盟“迷天教”杀得分崩离析,元气大伤。 Even if on rivers and lakes illustrious, in Kunpeng Dynasty ingrained Seven Great Factions, this Monster Monk cares about nothing, once for a while for no reason provokes. 即便江湖上赫赫有名,在鲲鹏王朝根深蒂固的七大派,这妖僧都毫不在乎,时不时就无端挑衅。 The Seven Great Factions well-trained and equipped army, overwhelms with numerical strength, naturally does not fear trivial Monster Monk. 七大派兵强马壮,人多势众,自然不怕区区一个妖僧 However, Monster Monk barefoot, they put on shoes, the main road faces upwards, one side walks respectively, can well water not interfering with river water, should better. 不过,妖僧光脚,他们穿鞋,大路朝天,各走一边,能井水不犯河水,就最好不过。 This does not know that origin Monster Monk, method very ruthless is indeed strange, Seven Great Factions several times probe in secret, was hit to be thin huā lā by him, therefore, facing his in every possible way provocation, endured unexpectedly forcefully. 这不知来历的妖僧,手段的确狠辣诡异,七大派好几次暗中试探,都被他打了个稀里哗啦,因此,面对他的百般挑衅,居然硬生生忍了下来。 But this Monster Monk, has regarded their enduring patiently unexpectedly weakly, treads the nose upper eyelid, rode on their necks to defecate! 但这妖僧,竟然将他们的忍耐当成了软弱,蹬鼻子上脸,骑到他们脖子上拉屎来了! Three days ago, is Azure Dragon Gang Gang Lord of head of Seven Great Factions, marrying off a daughter the wedding day. 三天前,是七大派之首的青龙帮帮主,嫁女的大喜之日。 But gets married the Azure Dragon Gang host's daughter, is in Seven Great Factions the history most is then glorious, strength also quite abundant South River Thunderbolt Hall Hall Master big young master. 而迎娶青龙帮主之女的,便是七大派中历史最悠久,实力也相当雄厚的“江南霹雳堂堂主的大公子。 This to Beginner is not only the good combination, this marriage is representing Azure Dragon Gang and forming an alliance of South River Thunderbolt Hall, on rivers and lakes the unprecedented colossus rises officially, is really blustery, is a focus of public attention. 这对新人不但是天作之合,这场婚姻更代表着青龙帮江南霹雳堂的结盟,一个江湖上史无前例的庞然大物正式崛起,真是风起云涌,万众瞩目。 The wedding day grand occasion needless saying that not only a rivers and lakes people comes in swarms, Imperial Court sends for congratulating, entire South River is in a tumult, this is Azure Dragon Gang and South River Thunderbolt Hall sightest one day, finally, Beginner has not bowed to heaven and earth, the new bride under glare of the public eye, was stolen by Reverend Spirit Vulture this Monster Monk. 大喜之日的盛况自不必说,非但江湖中人蜂拥而至,就连朝廷都派人贺喜,整个江南都为之骚动,这原本是青龙帮江南霹雳堂最风光的一天,结果,新人还没有拜天地,新娘子就在众目睽睽之下,被灵鹫上人这个妖僧劫走了。 Monster Monk! Monster Monk! Really is really Monster Monk! 妖僧妖僧!真真是个妖僧 May endure, what else cannot be tolerated, if were led the new bride to make a getaway by Monster Monk, not only Azure Dragon Gang and South River Thunderbolt Hall, Seven Great Factions and entire rivers and lakes, but can also some people can be on the rise? 是可忍,孰不可忍,要是被妖僧带着新娘子逃之夭夭,非但青龙帮江南霹雳堂,就连七大派和整个江湖,还有人能抬得起头么? Kills, today must kill this Monster Monk, skins the cramp him, dismembers a body, kills, kills!” “杀,今天一定要杀了这个妖僧,把他剥皮抽筋,大卸八块,杀啊,杀啊!” Azure Dragon Gang has projected Furious Dragon Flag, Thunderbolt Hall had issued Thunderbolt Command, sends out the large sum of money to post a reward, summoned the entire rivers and lakes, annihilated Monster Monk Reverend Spirit Vulture! 青龙帮射出了“怒龙旗”,霹雳堂发布了“雷霆令”,发出重金悬赏,号召整个江湖,围歼妖僧灵鹫上人”! Reverend Spirit Vulture these years act like a madman, offended the most rivers and lakes, Seven Great Factions have issued an order, even if a rivers and lakes people does not want the monetary reward to want joining together to accomplish a great task, who can execute Monster Monk, can obtain the Azure Dragon and thunder two schools of recognition, instantaneous meteoric rise, natural everybody courageously, all strives to be the first, finally compels the hopeless situation that Monster Monk runs away not to be possible to run away. 灵鹫上人这些年疯疯癫癫,原本就得罪了大半个江湖,七大派一声令下,江湖中人哪怕不要赏金都要“共襄盛举”,谁能格杀妖僧,就能得到青龙和雷霆两派的赏识,瞬间平步青云,自然人人奋勇,个个争先,终于将妖僧逼到逃无可逃的绝境。 In order to annihilate Monster Monk, Seven Great Factions altogether sets out several thousand elite experts, but also have several ten thousand joining together to accomplish a great task the heroes, South River Thunderbolt Hall put out 50 that in even/including army has not equipped „the Thunderbolt Fire crossbow, even if that Monster Monk has the superb method, was doomed 为了围歼妖僧,七大派总共出动数千精锐好手,还有数万“共襄盛举”的英雄好汉,江南霹雳堂更是拿出了连军中都没有装备的50具“霹雳火弩”,纵然那妖僧有出神入化的手段,都在劫难逃了 In the halfway up the mountainside, the rivers and lakes heroes, or clench jaws, looks angrily and fiercely, Jie Jie smiles strangely. 半山腰上,一个个江湖豪杰,或是咬牙切齿,或是横眉怒目,或是桀桀怪笑着。 On Wolf Fang Peak, Reverend Spirit Vulture tosses down half bottle gourd remnant liquor, has not given full expression pounds the mouth, looks at present the excellent world reluctant to part, said with a smile: Good, the little miss, sends you to here, your boyfriend under Wolf Fang Peak, weasel-hair writing brush valley medium you, this is last time asks you, is clear, whether you are willing to give up the sumptuous lifestyle really and passing all, accompanies together with his appearance, light life?” 狼牙峰上,灵鹫上人将半葫芦残酒一饮而尽,意犹未尽地砸吧着嘴,恋恋不舍地看着眼前大好天地,笑道:“好啦,小姑娘,就送你到这里罢,你的情郎就在狼牙峰下,狼毫谷中等你,这是最后一次问你,想清楚,你是否真愿意放弃锦衣玉食和过往的一切,和他长相厮守,平淡一生?” Wants, 100 want!” “愿意,100个愿意!” The new bride nods again and again, makes an effort to tear bridal clothes, as if the South River Thunderbolt Hall bridal clothes, put on unable to endure, but, looks from the halfway up the mountainside more compels nearer flare, her complexion paleness, sighed eventually, on Wolf Fang Peak, was unable to escape even with wings, yeah, Grandmaster, why you must so rashly help the girl, actually wanted the girl to implicate a Grandmaster life!” 那新娘子连连点头,用力撕扯着身上的嫁衣,仿佛江南霹雳堂的嫁衣,在身上多穿一刻都忍受不了,只是,看着从半山腰上越逼越近的火把,她的脸色一片惨白,终究还是叹了口气道,“狼牙峰上,插翅难飞,哎,大师,您为何要如此莽撞地帮助小女子,却是要小女子连累大师一条性命了!” Not completely helps you, now Imperial Court is weak, but rivers and lakes, your father and Thunderbolt Hall Lord have the ambition, the confluence of two big gangs, have to aspire to seize the meaning of world, once the blade soldier rises from all directions, does not know many reign of terror, loss of life.” “也不全然是帮你,现在朝廷弱而江湖强,你爹和霹雳堂主都有野心,两大帮会的合流,有问鼎天下之意,一旦刀兵四起,不知又有多少腥风血雨,生灵涂炭。” Reverend Spirit Vulture is ripping the dog meat, wipes the mouth fat, eats is greedy, the ambiguous say/way, Buddhist leniency, although knows that the situation is unmodifiable, but can change many to calculate many, I have a clear conscience, you strove for fortunately!” 灵鹫上人撕着狗肉,将油脂揩进嘴里,吃得满嘴流油,含混不清道,“出家人慈悲为怀,虽然知道大势不可改变,但能改多少算多少,我问心无愧,你们自求多福吧!” Yes, the Grandmaster is the genuine person of high skill, entire Kunpeng Dynasty publicity, was only a pity that you eventually are not the deity, we ran away for three days three nights, must be grasped by them, Azure Dragon Gang and Thunderbolt Hall alliance, no one can change.” “是,大师是真正的高人,整个鲲鹏王朝人尽皆知,只可惜您终究不是神仙,我们逃了三天三夜,还是要被他们抓回去的,青龙帮霹雳堂的联盟,谁也改变不了。” The new brides are biting the lip, sets firm resolve, raised the head saying that Grandmaster feels relieved, after going back, the girl threaten with deaths certainly, did not make the father go bad the life of Grandmaster!” 新娘子咬着嘴唇,下定决心,抬头道,“大师放心,回去之后,小女子一定以死相逼,决不让父亲坏了大师的性命!” Hehe, has little miss these words to suffice, Wolf Fang Peak is high, but the monk not necessarily is not the true deity, although tampers with the principle the consequence to be very serious arbitrarily, but...... Occasionally covertly and stealthily changes one time, pours might also as well?” “呵呵,有小姑娘这句话就够啦,狼牙峰高,但和尚未必不是真正的神仙呢,虽然擅自篡改法则的后果很严重,但……偶尔偷偷摸摸、鬼鬼祟祟改一次,倒也无妨吧?” Reverend Spirit Vulture laughs, to pick up a piece of golden yellow withered leaf conveniently, in the palm crumb, threw toward the cliff deep place. 灵鹫上人嘻嘻一笑,随手捡起一片金黄的枯叶,在掌心捏碎了,往悬崖深处一抛。 The inconceivable matter occurred! 不可思议的事情发生了! The withered leaf of smashing unexpectedly between Bewildering Mist and astral wind, turned into wind, mild such as jade golden light Great Dao! 粉碎的枯叶竟然在迷雾和罡风之间,变成了一条蜿蜿蜒蜒,温润如玉的金光大道 This--” “这——” The new brides are dumbfounded, quite a while could not speak. 新娘子目瞪口呆,半天说不出话来。 If this is not the imaginary technique, was the genuine dwelling place of celestial beings method. 这如果不是幻术,就是真正的仙家手段了。 This treasure named slippery slide, goes, the little miss, is riding the slippery slide and your boyfriend quickly meets, has no shame goes happily!” “此宝名为‘滑滑梯’,去吧,小姑娘,快乘着滑滑梯和你的情郎相会,没羞没臊地幸福去吧!” Reverend Spirit Vulture contains to say with a smile, monk can only help you come here.” 灵鹫上人含笑道,“和尚只能帮你到这里了。” That, you?” “那,那您呢?” The new brides have not accepted the monk are the deity fact, the subconsciousness ask. 新娘子还没接受和尚是神仙的事实,下意识问道。 All things all have the fate.” “万事万物皆有缘分。” Reverend Spirit Vulture looks at the sky, jet black eyes is shining upon the jet black curtain of night, as if pierces the curtain of night and sky, saw the thing of high place, he muttered, in recent years, the monk has remembered more and more things, remembered...... Actually oneself are, it seems like, I with the fate of this world completely, am the time.” 灵鹫上人看着天空,漆黑的眼眸映照着漆黑的夜幕,仿佛洞穿夜幕和天空,看到了更高处的东西,他喃喃道,“最近几年,和尚想起了越来越多的东西,想起了……自己究竟是谁,看来,我和这个世界的缘分已尽,是时候去了。” During the speeches, his greasy big hand pushes, the new bride falls into dwelling place of celestial beings precious treasure that withered leaf refinement becomes immediately slippery slide on, following the glittering slide, was screaming crashes into the fog, in unvisited mountain valley. 说话间,他油腻腻的大手一推,新娘子顿时跌入那座枯叶炼制而成的仙家至宝“滑滑梯”上,顺着金光闪闪的滑梯,一路尖叫着坠入云雾之中,人迹罕至的山谷里。 The remaining big and fat sloppy skin disease monks, have only turned round, not completely indifferently facing several thousand rivers and lakes heroes. 只剩下一个胖大邋遢的癞和尚,回过身来,满不在乎地面对数千江湖豪杰。 Monster Monk in that!” 妖僧在那!” Is without a fight!” “束手就擒吧!” Do not run, obediently suffers to death!” “别跑,乖乖受死!” Young lady, hands over quickly young lady, keeps your entire corpse!” “小姐呢,快把小姐交出来,留你一个全尸!” Seven Great Factions group here, you have the exceedingly high penetrating place to be able unable to run away today, kneels begs for mercy, the smelly monk, our accounts also this well calculate to consider as finished! „ 七大派群豪在此,今天就算你有通天彻地之能都跑不掉了,跪地求饶吧,臭和尚,我们的账也该好好算算了!“ Numerous rivers and lakes heroes cursed angrily repeatedly, the burning fiercely advantage arrows around the monk, such as the hot rain fell. 众多江湖豪杰连声怒骂,一支支熊熊燃烧的利箭在和尚周围,如火雨般落下。 The mountain breeze flap flap, blows the monk spacious frock to stir, the flame soars to the heavens, shines upon such as a strange big buddha him. 山风猎猎,吹得和尚宽大的僧袍鼓荡起来,火光冲天,把他映照得如一尊古古怪怪的大佛。 Looks at the outstanding heroes to be indignant, the anger is torrential, Reverend Spirit Vulture cracks into a smile, makes the matter that command all people stare dumbfounded suddenly. 看着群雄激愤,怒气滔滔,灵鹫上人咧嘴一笑,忽然做出一件令所有人都瞠目结舌的事情。 He tears the frock unexpectedly, pulls out that fellow, to the following outstanding heroes, puts to urinate fully and happily! 他竟然一把扯开僧袍,掏出那家伙,冲着下面的群雄,酣畅淋漓、痛痛快快地放起尿来!
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