„Ten...... Fried egg?” “十个……荷包蛋？” Li Yao stared for a long time, said, „Fist King is the brain has issue-- did some chip burn out?” 李耀愣了半天,道,“拳王是不是脑子有问题——某块晶片烧坏了？” „I also thought so.” “我也这么觉得。” Liu Li to the finger, is quite rebuking oneself saying that „I am thinking, is my responsibility, is I not and services the technology study to be proficient the maintenance of Old Yao instruction, does not know that which made the careless mistake, spoiled some essential chip of Sir Fist King?” 琉璃对着手指,颇为自责道,“我在想,是不是我的责任,是我没把耀老传授的保养和维修技术学到家,不知道哪儿出了纰漏,把拳王大人的某块关键晶片弄坏了呢？” „Do you have to him have raised?” “那你有没有向他提过？” Li Yao thinks, asks, „made him should not be so excessive, what discontented even if had to you , can also say straightforwardly, was really, the white long that big head, the good and evil was the top fierce bandit on Evil Earth, was the mind so how small, bullies the little girl?” 李耀想了想,问道,“让他不要这么过分了,即便真的对你有什么不满,也可以直截了当说出来啊,真是的,白长那么大的个头,好歹是孽土上的头号悍匪,咋心眼这么小,欺负小女孩呢？” „I have raised very much tactfully.” “我有很委婉地提过。” The Liu Li grievance said, „I several times said with Sir Fist King, although he cooks the noodles is delicious, I eat with emotion am also very very satisfied, but is too troublesome he, took his computational ability...... These words I have said many times, but he always turns a deaf ear, added anything to maintain my best active status, even if takes he 5% computational ability very much to be worth, moreover he has striven for perfection, the unceasing trimming material and technique, until finally, burn one bowl of entire universe most perfect tomato fried egg surface, Oh, is this is not the perfect issue at all good!” 琉璃委屈道,“我好几次都和拳王大人说,虽然他烧得面条是很好吃,我吃得很感动也很满足,但实在太麻烦他,太占用他的计算力了……这些话我说过好多次,但他总是充耳不闻,还说什么为了保持我最佳的工作状态,哪怕占用他5%的计算力都很值得,而且他会一直精益求精,不断微调材料和手法,直到最后,烧出一碗全宇宙最完美的番茄荷包蛋面来,天哪,这根本不是完美不完美的问题好不好！” „I understand, is the taste too sole issue.” “我明白,是口味太单一的问题。” Li Yao nods again and again, „, even if trades the noodles with soybean paste to add the spiced eggs to you to be good, is right?” 李耀连连点头,“哪怕给你换个炸酱面加卤蛋都好,对不对？” „Right, is this!” “对对对,就是这样！” Liu Li nods again and again, such as the Liu Li radiant big eye shines, „ Old Yao understands me, how the delicacies of every kind cannot eat one year or so again continuously! This point, I am also very implicit to Sir Fist King have raised, finally he said, he has every day is changing, even each meal is changing-- soft and hard of noodles, the allocated proportion of bread flour, the variety of tomato, the egg habitat, is changing including the prescription boiling system method, after half a month cultivation, the noodles that he burns now, has contained 9981 changes, the sour and sweet 15 types of tomato layer upon layer progress, the skin texture distinct level, but also anticipated very much asked me, actually to taste. 琉璃连连点头,如琉璃般璀璨的大眼睛忽闪忽闪,“还是耀老懂我,再怎么山珍海味也不能连续吃一年半载啊！这一点,我也很含蓄向拳王大人提过,结果他说,他每天都有在变,甚至每餐都在变——面条的软硬,面粉的配比,番茄的品种,鸡蛋的产地,包括汤头的熬制方法都在变,经过半个月的修炼,他现在烧制的面条,已经富含9981种变化,就连番茄的酸甜都有15种层层递进、肌理分明的层次,还很期待地问我,究竟尝不尝得出来。 „I, my tongue quick was numb, where can also taste!” “我,我的舌头都快麻木了,哪里还尝得出来啊！” The little miss voice has not fallen, wrist/skill Crystal Computer vibrates suddenly slightly, the communication requested that cuts into. 小姑娘话音未落,手腕晶脑忽然微微震动,有一条通讯请求切入进来。 Liu Li gives the opposite party note the name is-- fried egg great demon king! 琉璃给对方备注的名字是——荷包蛋大魔王！ The little misses looked, the whole person stiffened, trembled to select the communication, Fist King that inhuman metal face has fully occupied the light screen. 小姑娘一看,整个人都僵住了,哆哆嗦嗦点开了通讯,果然,拳王那张毫无人性的金属面孔就占满了光幕。 „Did Miss Liu Li, where you run up to?” “琉璃小姐,你跑到哪里去了？” Fist King lightly said, „comes back to eat meal quickly, I gave you to prepare one...... Big pleasant surprise!” 拳王淡淡道,“快回来吃饭吧,我给你准备了一份……大大的惊喜！” „shuā!” “唰！” The Liu Li complexion instantaneous was white directly is the same with the paper, cannot attend to being perfunctory suspended the communication, was covering wrist/skill Crystal Computer, prayed for rescue from Li Yao: „Old Yao, had been finished, listens to the tone of Sir Fist King, he at least has lain under the tomato noodles today 12 fried eggs, from his Crystal Eye flicker frequency, perhaps is not 15!” 琉璃的脸色瞬间白得和纸一样,顾不得敷衍就直接暂停了通讯,掩着手腕晶脑,向李耀求救:“耀老,完蛋了,听拳王大人的口气,他今天至少在番茄面条下面卧了12个荷包蛋,不不不,从他晶眼的闪烁频率来看,或许是15个！” „, You switch over the communication to my Crystal Computer come up, I came and Fist King said.” “呃,你把通讯转接到我的晶脑上来,我来和拳王说。” Li Yao has clicked on the shift and connection function of wrist/skill Crystal Computer gently, changes to the Fist King communication own light screen, restores to talk over the telephone, smiles saying that „Fist King, hello/you good, Liu Li here, tomorrow I will not want, therefore asked her to eat meal, was gives a farewell dinner party for me, hahahaha!” 李耀轻轻点击了一下手腕晶脑的转移和接驳功能,将拳王的通讯转到自己的光幕上,恢复通话,笑眯眯道,“拳王,你好啊,琉璃在我这里,明天我不是要出发吗,所以叫她过来吃个饭,算是为我饯行吧,哈哈哈哈！” Fist King for a long time, the metal face somewhat becomes dark silent: „...... Good, I knew.” 拳王沉默许久,金属面孔有些发黑:“……好的,我知道了。” „That anything--” “那什么——” Li Yao flexure scratching the head, „embarrassed, for half a month I am quite busy, on the one hand is Xiaoming and Wenwen matter, my cultivation, but must with Zuo Tianying, Li Wuji wait/etc., the person in aspects discuss the transaction, must understand that the Ten Thousand Sectors Merchant Alliance operation style and core resources including the Seven Seas' Great Market environment and structure these, really do not have the time to help you service and promote, you, your core chip what, fortunately?” 李耀挠了挠头,“不好意思啊,这半个月我比较忙,一方面是小明和文文的事情,还有我自己的修炼,还要和左天鹰、厉无疾等等,方方面面的人谈交易,又要了解万界商盟的运营模式、核心资源包括七海大市场的环境和结构这些,实在没时间来帮你维修和升级,你,你的核心晶片什么的,还好吧？” „I am very good.” “我很好。” Fist King cannot help but traces own skull-- another redundant movement, „ my feeling, was better than any time in the past, looks like a database most deep place leaf of mysterious front door is opened, every day had exuberant computational ability to spew out, making me fill...... Strength that burning fiercely, marches forward courageously. 拳王不由自主摸了摸自己的脑壳——又一个冗余动作,“我的感觉,比以往任何时候都好,就像是数据库最深处一扇神秘的大门被打开,每天都有旺盛的计算力喷涌而出,让我充满了……熊熊燃烧、勇往直前的力量。 „It seems like, Liu Li obtained your true line, even you compares in the service and maintenance domain even better, before you personally I maintained, I felt that such has not felt better.” “看来,琉璃已经得到了你的真传,甚至在维修和保养领域你比更胜一筹,以前你亲自给我保养时,我感觉都没这么好过。” „Has exaggeration such?” “有这么夸张？” Li Yao is half believing and half doubting, „in other words, you to Liu Li not any discontented?” 李耀将信将疑,“就是说,你对琉璃没有任何不满？” „Naturally does not have.” “当然没有。” Fist King said, „why such asked? Right, making her finish eating dinner to come back earlier, here after all was the Star Pirate location, Star Pirate of many captured after distinction and training, regained the freedom, who knows that they can cause trouble again? Really is unsafe!” 拳王道,“为何这么问？对了,让她吃完晚饭早点回来,这里毕竟是星盗云集之地,好多被俘虏的星盗经过鉴别和训练之后,都恢复了自由,谁知道他们会不会再惹是生非？实在太不安全了！” „This...... Do you want?” “这个……你想多了吧？” Li Yao does not know whether to laugh or cry, „all people know that Liu Li and your my relations, whose does have the ambition to eat the leopard's guts dare to move her?” 李耀啼笑皆非,“所有人都知道琉璃和你我的关系,谁吃了熊心豹子胆敢动她？” „Perhaps was I wants to be many, but since I and you have made the transaction, pledged that must protect her, I certainly will consider that each detail of aspects, will not let her by the tiny bit injury, even if the smallest injury probability, must strangle in the swaddling clothes.” “或许是我想多了,但既然我和你做过交易,承诺要保护她,我就一定会考虑到方方面面的每一个细节,绝不会让她受一丝一毫的伤害,即便最小的伤害几率,都要扼杀在襁褓之中。” Fist King followed a prescribed pattern said, „I was a machinery of honest code of honor, this asked you to feel relieved absolutely.” 拳王一板一眼地说,“我是一台诚实守信的机械,这点请你绝对放心。” „Relax, I very much felt certainly relieved!” “放心,我当然很放心！” The words spoke in this, Li Yao does not know that this said that changed a topic very much stiffly, „was right, heard that you recently had a new hobby, liked the charring eating to the person? Hahahaha, when also makes me taste your craftsmanship?” 话说到这份上,李耀也不知道该怎么说了,很生硬地转了个话题,“对了,听说你最近有个新爱好,喜欢烧面给人吃？哈哈哈哈,什么时候也让我品尝一下你的手艺？” In the light screen, Fist King Crystal Eye contracts the needle-tip size instantaneously, Crystal Computer „wēng wēng wēng wēng” high speed for a long time, coldly said: „I do not have, I, please should not be so bored, waste my valuable time and computational ability.” 光幕之中,拳王的晶眼瞬间收缩成针尖大小,晶脑“嗡嗡嗡嗡”高速运行了半天,冷冷道:“我没有,我不会,请不要这么无聊,浪费我的宝贵时间和计算力。” „Yeah?” “哎？” Li Yao was completely muddled, „what is ‚bored’, is Liu Li tells me obviously, you were infatuated with the charring recently, it is said the craftsmanship is good!” 李耀完全糊涂了,“什么叫‘无聊’,明明是琉璃告诉我的,你最近迷上了烧面,据说手艺还不错呢！” „Liu Li is Liu Li, others are others.” “琉璃是琉璃,别人是别人。” Fist King continues the indifferent say/way, „Liu Li is my exclusive nurse, making her maintain the health body and bright mood, was helpful to my combat strength promotion, making me achieve universe was strongest ’ the goal quickly ‚, therefore I did not hesitate to consume the time and computational ability, looked after her eat three meals a day personally, others cannot help me achieve the goal, why do I want to help others prepare food?” 拳王继续冷漠道,“琉璃是我的专属护理师,令她保持健康的身体和明朗的心情,有助于我的战斗力提升,令我更快实现‘宇宙最强’的目标,所以我才不惜消耗时间和计算力,亲自照料她的一日三餐,别人又不能帮我实现目标,我为什么要帮别人做饭？” Li Yao stared for a long time, said: „ That is not right, at least I and others are different, I am very outstanding Artificer, is Battle Puppet and Crystal Armor and even Giant Divine Weapon technology Specialist, the Liu Li craftsmanship is I directs, your initial new body is I helps you trade! 李耀愣了半天,道:“那也不对啊,至少我和别人不同,我是非常优秀的炼器师,更是一名战斗傀儡和晶铠乃至巨神兵的技术专家,琉璃的手艺还是我指点的,你最初的新身体还是我帮你换的呢！ „I can also help you service and maintain, I can also help you continuously strengthen, soon becomes ‚universe is strongest’, therefore you cook one bowl of perfect noodles to come out, making me eat ecstatically, helping your dao put in order the body well, is very reasonable, should very much?” “我也可以帮你维修和保养,我也可以帮你不断强化,早日成为‘宇宙最强’啊,所以你烧一碗完美的面条出来,让我吃得心花怒放,帮你好好捯饬一下身体,岂不是很合理,很应该？” Fist King is shocked, Crystal Eye enlarges unceasingly. 拳王愣住,晶眼不断放大。 Li Yao smiled: „Look, my logic is flawless, were you speechless?” 李耀笑了:“看,我的逻辑天衣无缝,你无话可说了吧？” Fist King is silent as before, Crystal Computer actually sends out „squeak squeak” noise, but also emits the curling azure smoke. 拳王依旧沉默不语,晶脑却发出“吱吱”的噪音,还冒出袅袅青烟。 „Hey, feeds, Fist King, what logical trap didn't you fall into, during the data endless loop?” “喂,喂喂,拳王,你不是陷入什么逻辑陷阱,数据死循环当中了吧？” The Li Yao complexion big change, summoned, „Fist King, the quick start cooled Glyph Array, to the Crystal Computer temperature decrease, Fist King, Fist King!” 李耀脸色大变,一个劲儿呼唤,“拳王,快启动冷却符阵,给晶脑降温啊,拳王,拳王！” Fist King turns a deaf ear, stiff motionless, the steel skull unceasingly is actually shivering, finally, “pā”, Crystal Computer exudes a depressed sound, in the steel plate slit emits the big group black smoke, whole body all rays are dim. 拳王充耳不闻,僵硬不动,钢铁脑壳却不断颤抖着,最终,“啪”一声,晶脑发出一声沉闷的响声,钢板缝隙中冒出大团黑烟,周身所有光芒都黯淡下去。 His Crystal Computer burnt down, paralyzes. 他的晶脑烧掉,瘫痪了。 A light screen darkness, the communication stops suddenly. 光幕一片漆黑,通讯戛然而止。 „It is not good!” “不好！” Li Yao ran impatiently, „Fist King has burnt down oneself, saves him quickly!” 李耀心急火燎地跑了出去,“拳王把自己烧掉了,快去救他！” Ran two steps, does not feel right, when turns head to look, Liu Li also self-poise treats in same place, does not have the appearance that least bit worries. 跑了两步,感觉不对,回头看时,琉璃还镇定自若地待在原地,并没有半点儿着急的样子。 „Liu Li, what situation?” “琉璃,什么情况？” Li Yao said, „the Fist King situation is not quite right, you are not how anxious.” 李耀愣道,“拳王的情况不太对,你怎么一点都不紧张。” „All right, Old Yao, Sir Fist King always this, often burnt down own clone recently.” “没事的,耀老,拳王大人最近老是这样,动不动就把自己的分身烧掉。” Liu Li said, „felt relieved, he intentionally, even is installs.” 琉璃道,“放心,他故意的,甚至是装出来的。” „What?” “什么？” Li Yao could not master, „he ships out the Crystal Computer overburning intentionally the false appearance, differs not much is...... Feigns death? Why!” 李耀真的搞不懂了,“他故意装出晶脑烧毁的假象,差不多就是……装死？为什么！” „Therefore I said, certainly is my issue, cultivated to go bad the brain of Sir Fist King!” “所以我才说,一定是我的问题,把拳王大人的脑子修坏了啊！” Liu Li worries saying that „ felt Sir Fist King was getting more and more strange recently, comes across the issue that he is unable directly to answer each time, matter that or does not want to face, he intentionally burns down oneself brain, either makes some smog to come out, the appearance that pretends to halt, evades with this way. 琉璃担忧道,“感觉拳王大人最近越来越怪了,每次遇到他无法正面回答的问题,或者不想面对的事情,他就故意把自己的脑子烧掉,或者弄些烟雾出来,装作死机的样子,用这种方式来逃避。 „From the beginning I also think that real, has frightened half dead, afterward knows that he is an attire, is really aerobic and funny, anything, obviously is such fierce Evil Earth fierce bandit, solemn Sir Fist King, experiences something finally, actually like in the head Mongolia's in quilt children.” “一开始我还以为是真的,吓了个半死,后来才知道他是装的,真是又好气又好笑,什么嘛,明明是这么厉害的孽土悍匪,堂堂的拳王大人,结果遇到一些事儿,却像是把脑袋蒙在被子里的小孩儿一样。” Li Yao twisted the eyebrow to think was very long. 李耀拧着眉毛想了很久。 „Since this--” “既然这样——” Li Yao said that „Liu Li, since you do not like Fist King, has to think changes the job, I can ask others to come, when Fist King exclusive service master.” 李耀道,“琉璃啊,既然你不喜欢拳王,有没有想过换个工作岗位,我可以找别人来当拳王的专属维修师。” „I had not said that does not like Sir Fist King!” “我没说不喜欢拳王大人啊！” Liu Li jumped all of a sudden, cheeks some blush slightly, the index finger of both hands to the same place, non-stop the stamp the stamp, stamp stamp, very low voice very small sound said, „, although Sir Fist King is not quite sometimes mature, likes giving the person to cook the tomato fried egg noodles all day to eat, bad problem that often as well as installs to halt, but, but besides these points, he is a very good very good person! 琉璃一下子就跳了起来,脸颊有些微微发红,双手的食指对在一起,不停戳戳戳,戳戳戳,很小声很小声道,“虽然拳王大人有时候是不太成熟,还有整天喜欢给人烧番茄荷包蛋面条吃,以及动不动就装死机的坏毛病,但,但除了这几点之外,他还是一个很好很好的人啊！ „ Let alone, these bad problems, may be be made extremely by me, if so, I cannot throw down Sir Fist King not to manage, I must constantly study to service technology, strives for perfection, becomes services the master outstandingly and in a very high level, fixes Sir Fist King in the brain, problem that I create. “更何况,就这几条坏毛病,也极有可能是被我弄出来的,果真如此,我就更不能丢下拳王大人不管了,我一定要不断学习维修技术,精益求精,成为一名出类拔萃、登峰造极的维修师,修好拳王大人脑子里,我造成的毛病。 „In brief, I will certainly be responsible for Sir Fist King!” “总之,我一定会对拳王大人负责的！” From Evil Earth, has the Liu Li radiant eyes little miss, swing down the small fist, said firmly. 来自孽土,拥有琉璃般璀璨双眸的小姑娘,挥舞着小小的拳头,坚定说道。