FMOC :: Volume #15

#1422: Such monk!( Fourth!)


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Grandmaster Ku Chan still does not call a halt, black iron monk's staff swing down creates an incident tigerishly, hits on the multangular strange dragon heads randomly, Spiritual Energy goes in like water infiltration, hard such as the skull of iron changes to powder until the multangular strange dragons, changes makes sponge dough of being exhausted also to resemble, this well satisfied relaxed, receives the monk's staff, restores the dignified buddhist image, holds their palms together to the multangular strange dragons, declares Chang Buddha, said to all around refugee: „The toxicity of this beast, although was melted by the monk goes, but is containing the formidable Spiritual Energy Fiend Beast flesh eventually, if not know that the depth stuffs oneself, then with swallowing Jade Crystal Seed is the same fate, must the intestines put on the stomach to be rotten, the meridians are torn to pieces, die pitifully incomparable!” 苦蝉大师兀自不停手,一根黑铁禅杖挥舞得虎虎生风,在多角怪虬脑袋上乱打,灵能如水般渗透进去,直到多角怪虬坚硬如铁的颅骨都化作齑粉,变作一个软塌塌的发面团也似,这才心满意足地松了口气,将禅杖一收,恢复庄严的宝相,冲多角怪虬双手合十,宣唱一声佛号,又对四周流民道:“此兽的毒性虽然都被和尚化去,但终究是蕴藏着强大灵能妖兽血肉,倘若不知深浅地胡吃海塞,便和吞服‘玉晶子’是一样的下场,非得肠穿肚烂,经脉寸断,死得凄惨无比!” „The eating law of this beast, is actually everyone takes one pinch with the fingernail, calls in half bucket of water, divides for three days three nights to drink slowly, few day is not good, so, may guarantee the 3-5 date not to know the hunger and thirst fully to be weary, even if the 7-8 day feed water cannot support reluctantly, by that time, the relief of Imperial Court meets, folks, may feel relieved greatly!” “此兽的吃法,却是每人用手指甲取一撮,调入半桶水中,分三天三夜慢慢喝下,少一天都不行,如此,足可保三五日不知饥渴疲倦,即便七八天不进食水都可勉强支持,到那时候,朝廷的救济一定会到的,诸位父老乡亲,大可放心!” You are forced to leave native place, may have head Village Chief and so on leader, if no, please the old man of noble character and high prestige come to assign for everybody may also!” “你们一路背井离乡,可有村长保长之类头领么,倘若没有的话,请德高望重的老者来为大家分配亦可!” The Grandmaster Ku Chan words are light, actually resembles to contain the mysterious strength, making all refugee gauge rules and regulations moments queue, invites the about a dozen elder assignment of noble character and high prestige, systematic, did not have unexpectedly slightly chaotic. 苦蝉大师的话平平淡淡,却似蕴藏着神奇的力量,令所有流民都规规矩矩地排起长龙,请出了十几名德高望重的长者分配,井然有序,竟无丝毫混乱。 Li Yao only knows, Grandmaster Ku Chan takes great pains, does not hesitate to consume massive Spiritual Energy to purify the heads of multangular strange dragon, is seeks for food for the disaster victims of being big and hungry. 李耀这才知道,苦蝉大师煞费苦心,不惜消耗大量灵能来净化多角怪虬的脑袋,乃是为饥肠辘辘的灾民寻找食物。 These disaster victims are the ordinary person, the consumption are really few, a multangular strange dragon head grinds powder, melts into the words in water again, can indeed several thousand, reluctantly support several days. 这些灾民都是普通人,消耗甚少,一个多角怪虬脑袋碾成齑粉,再化入水中的话,的确可以让数千人,勉强支撑数日了。 Grandmaster Ku Chan distributes, this to/clashes Li Yao to nod, smiles to express best wishes to him. 苦蝉大师分派完毕,这才冲李耀点了点头,向他微笑致意。 At this time, listened to this handsome uncommon monk, in the abdomen to send out rumble a chaotic sound, preyed in the dreadful flood for day a night, was much hungrier. 这时候,就听这英俊不凡的和尚,腹中发出“咕噜咕噜”一阵乱响,也是在滔天洪水中搏杀一天一夜,饿得厉害。 Grandmaster Ku Chan is rubbing the belly, one side arrives above the open area. 苦蝉大师揉着肚子,走到一边空地之上。 Li Yao somewhat curiously followed. 李耀有些好奇地跟了上去。 These refugees naturally thanked profusely to Grandmaster Ku Chan, but saw that two immortal master was wanting to chat, actually does not dare to go forward to stir up trouble, but surrounded from afar. 那些流民自然对苦蝉大师千恩万谢,不过看到两名“仙师”正欲叙话,却也不敢上前滋扰,只是远远围观。 Actually sees this piece of air-to-surface center, pulled out large hole, in the hole is filling in some **** the straw dry firewood and so on, is depressed burns. 却见这片空地中央,被掏出一个大洞,洞里填着些****的稻草枯柴之类,正在闷闷地烧。 Besides vegetation burn flavor, but also mixes with one unable to say is fragrant is smelly, quite strange flavor. 除了草木烧焦的味道之外,还夹杂着一股说不出是香是臭,相当诡异的味道。 Grandmaster Ku Chan raises the nose to hear, arrived at the crucial moment probably, then squatted down by the big hole, has pulled the corner/horn of oneself lunar white color frock, moistened the monk's staff of full sludge and brain fluid that has wiped wiping carelessly, will cover in the big hole above stuffy fever straw and deadwood opens, reveals one group of black things. 苦蝉大师提鼻子一闻,大概到了火候,便在大坑旁边蹲下,扯了自己月白色僧袍的一角,将那沾满污泥和脑浆的禅杖胡乱抹了抹,将覆盖在大坑上面闷烧的稻草和枯枝挑开,露出一团黑黢黢的事物。 Coaxing, one group of acid ill-smelling flavors have braved fiercely, drills toward the Li Yao nostril. “哄”一声,一团酸酸臭臭的味道猛地冒了出来,直往李耀鼻孔里钻。 The Li Yao elongation neck has swept one toward the pit, almost does not have to separate the supper to spit disgustingly continually. 李耀伸长脖子朝坑里扫了一眼,差点没恶心地连隔夜饭都吐出来。 In the pit, after is dismembers a body, separately with several bulk beef that the clay wraps. 地坑之中,乃是大卸八块之后,分别用黄泥包裹的几大块牛肉。 This is calls the flower the procedure of chicken, if mixes appropriately, should the exotic fragrance greet the nostrils is right. 这是叫花鸡的做法,倘若调制得当,应该异香扑鼻才对。 However the good flesh lump big nature is thick, was not suitable with this law mixes, the crucial moment slightly is also more defective, the flesh lump or the covered with blood that mixes, some massive launching, the superficial black piece, bumps gently, actually flows the colorful thick juice. 不过牛肉块大质厚,本来就不适宜用此法调制,火候又稍微欠缺一些,调制出来的肉块还是血赤糊拉,更有大量下水,表面黑黢黢一片,轻轻一碰,却是流淌出了花花绿绿的浓汁。 All beef add, feared that has the big half a head cow, is only a pity in the flood soaks too for a long time, entirely corrupt deteriorates, how even if to cook again, that thick to not being able to melt stink, lingers above the big hole! 所有牛肉加起来,怕是有大半头牛之多,只可惜在洪水中浸泡太久,统统腐败变质,即便再怎么烹调,那股浓到化不开的臭味,还是在大坑上方萦绕! Li Yao is not a sumptuous lifestyle person, the rare and exotic foods no doubt is very good, but is most ordinary cruller pie, can eat the delight, but soaks in the flood like this for a long time, rotten meat that rots highly, that please excuse my inability to comply! 李耀并不是一个锦衣玉食的人,龙肝凤髓固然很好,但就算是最普通的油条大饼,也可以吃得不亦乐乎,但是这样在洪水中浸泡许久,高度腐坏的臭肉,那就敬谢不敏啦! Grandmaster Ku Chan actually pulls out one not to know any powder from the bosom, both hands rubs, casts into the big hole, presses some stink reluctantly. 苦蝉大师却是从怀中掏出一把不知什么粉末,双手一搓,撒入大坑中,将臭味勉强压下去一些。 Then monk's staff, pokes a dripping with blood the corbel, will tow to come up, will cut horse broadsword both hands to grasp firmly the cow hooves as if holding your hand, the elongated neck, left, kā chā, right, kā chā, two will get down, differs not much only will remain a bare good leg bone! 接着禅杖一挺,戳住一条鲜血淋漓的牛腿,拖将上来,如握斩马大刀般双手攥住牛蹄,伸长脖子,左边一口,“咔嚓”,右边一口,“咔嚓”,两口下去,差不多就只剩一根光秃秃的牛腿骨啦! Grandmaster Ku Chan is still dissatisfied, the tooth is bright as snow, kā chā kā chā kā chā the sound is lingering on faintly, a hard good leg bone, by him, if eats the sugar cane to be ordinary, sections have gnawed, has not spat unexpectedly including the least bit bone sediment! 苦蝉大师兀自不满足,牙齿雪亮,“咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓”之声不绝于耳,一根硬梆梆的牛腿骨,被他如啃甘蔗一般,一截截啃了下去,竟然连半点骨头渣子都没吐出来! Li Yao is dumbfounded. 李耀目瞪口呆。 Has not thought, oneself this lives to see the most heroic table manners, actually occurred in one...... On as pretty as a flower monk! 万万没想到,自己此生见到过最豪迈的吃相,竟然发生在一个……如花似玉的和尚身上! Grandmaster Ku Chan like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds, then gnaws the sediment not remaining a corbel neatly and quickly, takes up the monk's staff once again, pokes a section of rib platoon from the fiery pit, holds greasy in the hand, at this time side remembered also some people, smiles bitterly to Li Yao, said: Monk eats the intestines to be really big, in this hole the beef still can not have a full stomach, did not invite Donor Spirit Vulture, excused me, excuses me!” 苦蝉大师风卷残云,三下五除二便将一根牛腿啃得渣滓都不剩下,再度抄起禅杖,从火坑中戳出一截肋排,油腻腻地捧在手里,这时才想起旁边还有人,冲李耀苦笑一声,道:“和尚食肠甚大,此洞中牛肉尚不得果腹,就不请灵鹫施主了,见谅,见谅!” Li Yao somewhat is as before absent-minded, sees him to rip open the rib row carefully, *gulp* *gulp*, seems attracts the noodles, in inspiration bellies, gawked a long time has recovered, stutters to ask: „Does monk also eat the meat?” 李耀依旧有些恍惚,见他将肋排细细撕开,“哧溜哧溜”,好似吸面条般,一根根吸入肚子里去,愣了老半天才回过神来,结结巴巴问道:“和尚也吃肉么?” Naturally eats.” “自然吃的。” Grandmaster Ku Chan gloss over the face, the whole body meat is fragrant, is holding in the mouth the rib platoon, but among the facial features is rippling as before the light grief and anxiety, does not know that thinks food flavor too not good, was surpassing this to fall into the old ox in his abdomen silently, he gave the thumbs-up, pushed in corners of the mouth mince meat the entrance, said with a sigh, monk did not eat the meat, had the strength to bring salvation to all living things?” 苦蝉大师油光满面,浑身肉香,叼着肋排,但眉眼间依旧荡漾着淡淡的悲悯和愁苦,不知道是觉得食物的味道太糟糕,还是在默默超度这头落入他腹中的老黄牛了,他伸出大拇指,将嘴角一点肉末推入口中,叹息道,“和尚不吃肉,怎有力气普度众生?” This is really very unreasonable words. 这实在是一句很没道理的话。 However, Grandmaster Ku Chan has such charm, even if in the world is absurdest, the facial expression that so long as he uses this bemoaning the state of the universe said that will make the person unable to bear think deeply, whether really somewhat truth. 不过,苦蝉大师就是有这样的魅力,哪怕世界上最荒谬的话,只要他用这副悲天悯人的神情说出来的,都会让人忍不住深思,是否真有几分道理。 Li Yao blinks the for a long time eye, knits the brows: Must eat the meat, should eat some implication massive Spiritual Energy, the vigorous dragon and ferocious tiger Spirit Beast flesh, the monk does not have Universe Ring, in Universe Ring hasn't prepared these things?” 李耀又眨巴了半天眼睛,皱眉道:“就算要吃肉,都该吃些蕴含大量灵能,龙精虎猛灵兽血肉,难道和尚没有乾坤戒,乾坤戒里没准备这些东西么?” Had several actually.” “原本倒是有几块。” Grandmaster Ku Chan lightly said, walks, the disaster victims are too many, was eaten by the minute.” 苦蝉大师淡淡道,“不过一路走来,灾民太多,都被分食完了。” So, that should also make some fresh flesh!” “就算如此,那也该弄些新鲜血肉啊!” Li Yao cannot bear say, in flood, is wandering the massive dead pig dead cows, continuous river fish, although the pig cow rots most probably, but plunders carefully, can cut some good meat, why can eat the thing that these salt za cannot withstand?” 李耀忍不住道,“洪水之中,漂流着大量死猪死牛,还有源源不断的江鱼,虽然猪牛大半腐坏,但细细搜刮,也可以割下一些好肉,又何必要吃这些腌臜不堪的东西?” On the pig cow good meat, these fresh river fish, naturally ate to the disaster victims.” “猪牛身上的好肉,还有那些新鲜的江鱼,自然是给灾民吃了。” Grandmaster Ku Chan continues saying that these rot change the qualitative rotten meat, the common people are absolutely unedible, really could not bear eat, wanted the diarrhea to continue, flowed swiftly to refuse stubbornly to be possible while still alive! The monk is not important, dislikes besides the entrance slightly bitter, can be nourishing in the same old way, restores the physical strength.” 苦蝉大师继续道,“这些腐坏变质的臭肉,百姓是绝对不能吃的,实在忍不住吃了,非要腹泻不止,活活泻死不可!和尚就不打紧了,除了入口稍嫌酸涩之外,照样可以滋养身体,恢复气力的。” „......” “……” Li Yao changes countenance, is really speechless, can only suppress shock of innermost feelings, looks helplessly Grandmaster Ku Chan rots big half a head changes the qualitative cow, swallowed down one after another. 李耀动容,实在无话可说,只能强忍着内心的震撼,眼睁睁看着苦蝉大师将大半头腐坏变质的牛,一口一口吞了下去。 Although sits , was soaked the soft mud by the flood, eats is also being ill-smelling, is corrupt, greasy roasting beef. 尽管是坐在被洪水泡软的烂泥地里,吃着又酸臭,又腐败,又油腻的烤牛肉。 The look that but Grandmaster Ku Chan calm free, endures gladly, actually likely sits in the quietest most and beautiful meditation hall, is looking into the mountain of distant place like the picture, while with the finest tea set, is tasting the unparalleled in the world green tea! 苦蝉大师淡定自若、甘之如饴的神色,却像是坐在最清幽的禅室之内,一边眺望着远处的青山如画,一边用最精美的茶具,品尝着天下无双的清茶! Grandmaster--” “大师——” Li Yao deeply inspires, calmed down, does not have the words to look for the words, yesterday was lucky that Grandmaster make a move leaves behind that multangular strange dragon, can seek three priceless best quality goods Fiend Core, this Reverend is not the generation of being blinded by greed, according to Cultivation World rules and regulations, these three Fiend Core, naturally is your my two people, in addition the Sword Mad Yan Liren three people divide equally, person, was just good!” 李耀深吸一口气,定了定神,没话找话,“昨天多亏大师出手留下那条多角怪虬,才能猎取到三颗价值连城的极品妖丹,本上人并非利欲熏心之辈,按照修真界规矩,这三颗妖丹,自然是你我二人,再加上剑痴燕离人三人平分,一人一颗,刚刚好!” „The good intention of Donor Spirit Vulture, monk declined with thanks is, three people divided equally, actually does not use.” 灵鹫施主的好意,和尚心领便是,三人平分,却是不用了。” Grandmaster Ku Chan beckoned with the hand, very said open-minded. 苦蝉大师摆了摆手,十分豁达地说。 How is that good?” “那怎么行?” Li Yao admires the extreme to this pure in heart being correct eminent monk, the tone cannot help but anxious, „the Grandmaster Ku Chan name, this Reverend in the Southern Witch time, often heard, this Reverend this time arrived at Central Plains, then must praise to set up ten thousand, and even opened establish Sect! If this Reverend Grandmaster even/including this Fiend Core must occupy, spreads, this Reverend face countenance what save? This Fiend Core, is the Grandmaster earns, the Grandmaster in any event, must accept is!” 李耀对这名清心寡欲的有道高僧真是钦佩到了极点,语气不由自主急切起来,“苦蝉大师的名字,本上人巫南时候,都是时常听到的,本上人这次来到中原,便是要扬名立万,乃至开宗立派!倘若本上人连大师这颗妖丹都要多占的话,传扬出去,本上人颜面何存?这颗妖丹,是大师应得的,大师无论如何,都必须收下才是!” Donor Spirit Vulture misunderstood.” 灵鹫施主又误会了。” Grandmaster Ku Chan sighed, somewhat worriedly said, „the meaning of monk was, that multangular strange dragon, was the monk first discovered, with hardship pursued preying, has exhausted its physical strength most likely, finally struck, was the monk sends out, therefore, in three Fiend Core, the monk little said that must occupy two talents to be fair!” 苦蝉大师叹了口气,有些苦恼地说道,“和尚的意思是,那条多角怪虬,本来就是和尚最先发现,一路苦苦追赶搏杀,耗去了它十之八九的气力,最后一击,亦是和尚发出的,所以,三颗妖丹里面,和尚少说都要占去两颗才算公平!” Was planning to finish eating the beef, goes to your sect to beg, since Donor Spirit Vulture raised on own initiative, that was good, the monk looked at the donor, was not small-minded, the generation of being calculating, -and-a-half won't Fiend Core, always haggle over with the monk?” “原本正打算吃完牛肉,就去贵派讨要,既然灵鹫施主主动提起,那是再好不过,和尚看施主,亦非小肚鸡肠,斤斤计较之辈,一颗半颗妖丹,总不会同和尚计较吧?” Li Yao: Ah? 李耀:“啊? If Donor Spirit Vulture thought that two are too many, can ask an outrageous price greatly, sits renders back the money!” “倘若灵鹫施主觉得两颗太多,大可以漫天要价,坐地还钱么!” Grandmaster Ku Chan sternly said, was inferior that side, third then 28 divide up money, the monk 80%, your sect are 20%, very reasonable?” 苦蝉大师正色道,“不如一方一颗,第三颗便28分账,和尚八成,贵派两成,很合理吧?” Li Yao: How and how to divide the law?” 李耀:“怎、怎么分法?” Looked for Divine Capital Wonderful treasure or super craftsmanship building estimate sells, sells obtained to divide.” “找神都的‘奇宝号’或者‘天工楼’估价售卖,卖来所得就可以分了。” Grandmaster Ku Chan unhurriedly say/way, naturally, if your sect thinks extremely troublesome, can open directly to a monk pricetag, if the monk thinks satisfied, that sold to your sect directly, avoid by Wonderful treasure and super craftsmanship building tap!” 苦蝉大师不慌不忙道,“当然,倘若贵派觉得太过麻烦的话,也可以直接开给和尚一个价码,倘若和尚觉得称心如意,那直接卖给贵派,都省得被‘奇宝号’和‘天工楼’抽头哩!” Li Yao is angry the item to be dumbfounded, is dumbfounded. 李耀嗔目结舌,哑口无言。 Grandmaster Ku Chan continues the bulk to eat the meat: How Donor Spirit Vulture becomes silent, thought the pricetag that the monk wants is too high, this does not worry, slowly discussed is!” 苦蝉大师继续大块吃肉:“灵鹫施主何以默然无语,是否觉得和尚要的价码太高,这个不着急,慢慢谈就是!” „It is not.” “不是。” Li Yao feels the nose forced smile saying that this Reverend is only has not thought that the Grandmaster can come up to discuss money is so direct!” 李耀摸着鼻子苦笑道,“本上人只是没想到,大师会一上来就谈钱这么直接!” Your I am unknown, meet by chance, did not discuss money, what also discussed?” “你我素不相识,萍水相逢,不谈钱,又谈什么?” Grandmaster Ku Chan knits the brows saying that is difficult to be inadequate also wants the monk and you discusses the Buddhist doctrine?” 苦蝉大师皱眉道,“难不成还要和尚和你谈佛法?” Li Yao: „......” 李耀:“……” Grandmaster Ku Chan: Was right, how many talked about final pricetag to be but actually indifferent, if your sect could eat up, the monk wants to sell off oneself that Fiend Core actually entirely to your sect, exchanged the grain, medicine and protection against the cold clothing and so on, actually does not know that your sect did come not to raise with enough time? If can raise big grain in a short time, monk that reduces again slightly, 55!” 苦蝉大师:“对了,谈到最后的价码多少倒无所谓,倘若贵派吃得下的话,和尚倒是想将自己那一份妖丹统统变卖给贵派,兑换成粮食、药物和御寒衣物之类,却不知贵派来不来得及筹措呢?倘若短时间内就可以筹措到一大笔粮食的话,和尚那份,再稍稍降低些,55都可以!”
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