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#36: Doggerel

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„Snort, what has the challenging issue? However is some vulgar ingenious plans, the disciple flaunts sharpness of the tongue that's all.” The Ji Chang anger said, obviously has big resentment to this brain teaser. “哼,什么有挑战性的问题？不过是一些奇淫巧计,徒逞口舌之利罢了。”季常怒道,显然对这脑筋急转弯有着很大的怨气。 Qin Guan chuckled twice said: „Then on does not say this issue, your Brother Ji Chang usually was also known as learnedly, how did today link a verset unable to do?” 秦观嘿嘿笑了两声道:“那就不说这个问题了,你季常兄平常也号称满腹经纶,今天怎么连首小诗也做不出来呢？” „I, I,” the Ji Chang complexion rises red said: „I does not have adapts for a while, a little anxious that's all, moreover Brother Qin you pull out the topic to be simple, I pull out topic difficulty big-” “我,我,”季常脸色涨得通红道:“我一时没有适应,有点紧张而已,而且秦兄你抽的题简单,我抽的题难度较大——” Looked at his complexion, Lin Wanrong understood, this Ji Chang was one dies to study the lord, according to original that world spoke, was the shopping online product, stereotypical was not flexible, did not know flexible, usually remembered firmly , on the examination place, one intense was ignorant. 看他的脸色,林晚荣就明白了,这季常准是一个死读书的主,按在原来那个世界的话说,就是应试教育的产物,呆板不灵活,不知变通,平时记得牢牢的,上了考场,一紧张就懵了。 Qin Guan obviously is not the good bird, listening to him before the bystander saying that the own topic was simple, face some were unattractive, is saying with a smile coldly: „Brother Ji Chang, where words this is, the love affair four problems, Ren Chou a topic writes poetry. I pulled out the wind, you pulled out the snow, is the numerous institute sees, clear , how can say that my is simple your to be difficult?” 秦观显然也不是什么好鸟,听他在外人面前说自己的题简单,脸上有些不好看了,冷笑着道:“季常兄,这是哪里的话,风花雪月四道题,任抽一题作诗。我抽了风,你抽了雪,都是众目所见,明明白白的,怎么能说我的简单你的难呢？” Qin Guan was saying to be saying, then shakes the head recited: „Last year wisp of wind, in deep concealed alley. The summon has not heard the loud, round trip shadow does not have the trace.” His face full is look of self-satisfaction, obviously on the examination place is pleased to „display of” oneself. 秦观说着说着,便摇头晃脑的吟了起来:“去年一缕风,深藏弄堂中。呼唤未闻响,来去影无踪。”他脸上满是得意之色,显然对自己在考场上的“发挥”深感满意。 Lin Wanrong wants to smile actually also to smile embarrassed, can this also call the poem? The such poem, this Talent puts fart gōng fū to put in order three. 林晚荣想笑却又不好意思笑出来,这也能叫诗？这样的诗,本才子放个屁的功夫都能整出三首来。 Qin Guan self-satisfied said: „Brother Ji Chang, you were the temporary display was abnormal on the examination place a moment ago, does not know that you think now does not have, presented the topic by the snow, can your poem recite?” 秦观得意的道:“季常兄,刚才在考场上你是临时发挥失常,不知你现在想好了没有,以雪做题,你那诗可吟得出来？” Qin Guan face is somewhat contemptuous, men of letters tend to despise one another saying to be not but actually false, he knows that this Ji Chang will only die to study, thinks that on 2-3 days, could collect one, but such is quick at present, he affirms does not have . 秦观脸上有几分轻蔑,文人相轻这话倒也不假,他知道这个季常只会死读书,想上个2-3天,说不定能凑出一首来,但是眼前这样的急智,他是肯定没有的。 Ji Chang brother complexion red white, has not made this to be titled the snow poem to the present obviously. 季常老兄脸色一阵红一阵白,显然到现在也没作出这首以雪为题的诗。 Lin Wanrong himself comes only to inquire that talents responds to the matter, sees this named Qin Guan fellow aggressive look, heart eldest child is uncomfortable, but this Ji Chang too did not make every effort to succeed, suppresses for quite a while not to emit fart obstinately. 林晚荣本来只是想打听一下才子们应聘的事情,见这个叫秦观的家伙一副咄咄逼人的神色,心里老大不爽,而这个季常也太不争气,憋了半天愣是没放出个屁来。 Lin Wanrong himself likes bullying the honest and good-natured person, but actually must not exposed to others bully the honest and good-natured person in front of oneself, his heart meditated one, haha said with a smile: „The such easy verset, even my grade of mountains and plains can think of, I to look that lowly Young Master Ji was certainly modest. Is inferior to this, I read one, asking Young Master Ji to point out mistakes.” 林晚荣本人喜欢欺负老实人,但却见不得别人在自己面前欺负老实人,他心里默念了一阵,哈哈笑道:“这么容易的小诗,连我这等山野鄙夫都能想出来,我看季公子一定是在谦虚了。不如这样吧,我念上一首,请季公子指正指正。” Sees Qin Guan face surprised look, Lin Wanrong heart great joy, the boy, which the this Talent depth is your grade of unimportant person looks at . 见秦观脸上惊奇的神色,林晚荣心里大乐,小子唉,本才子的深浅哪是你这等小人物看得出来的。 Lin Wanrong paced several steps, hehe discussed: „In river one general, in well black hole. Yellow dog body is white, white dog body swells.” 林晚荣踱了几步,嘿嘿念道:“江上一笼统,井上黑窟窿。黄狗身上白,白狗身上肿。” This is a authentic doggerel, originally Lin Wanrong also takes to reveal shortcomings embarrassed, but that named Qin Guan fellow, that nonsense is not four words also dares to call the poem, Lin Wanrong heart has rodomontaded to proclaim as the great poet. 这是一首地地道道的打油诗,本来林晚荣也不好意思拿出来献丑,但是那个叫秦观的家伙,那狗屁不是的四句话也敢叫诗,林晚荣心里已经大言不惭的自封为诗仙了。 „Good poem, good poem.” Ji Chang calls out in alarm, begins to say with the small fan racket: „‚In river one general’, described the snowflake to flutter about to cover the surface of the river scene, this was a generally scenery, was the prospect. Then a brother tip revolution, to vicinity institute above water well, snow gleams white, only then this well head is spooky, is a big hole. As for last, is a brush, ‚white dog body swells’, swells the character, then changes into the living creature the static snowscape. This poem comparison is appropriate, the magnificent in artistic conception, an entire first poem lacks snow character, actually wrote heavy snow snow white everywhere to dance in the air the imposing manner, seriously was the rare excellent work. Really one can't be judged by their appearance, seawater cannot be measured in dòu, brother seriously is immeasurably deep, immeasurably deep.” “好诗,好诗啊。”季常惊叫起来,用小扇拍着手道:“‘江上一笼统’,描述了雪花纷飞笼罩江面的景象,这是一个概景,是远景。接着兄台笔锋一转,到了近处院里的水井之上,白雪皑皑,只有这井口幽幽深深,是一个大大的窟窿。至于最后一句,则更是神来之笔,‘白狗身上肿’,一个肿字,便将静态的雪景化为活物。这首诗比拟得当,意境深远,整首诗并无一个雪字,却写出了大雪皑皑漫天飞舞的气势,当真是难得的佳作啊。真是人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,兄台当真是深不可测,深不可测啊。” Although this Ji Chang will not write poetry, but analyzes is actually one after another , what prospect close view, what stroke calmly to move, anything compares the ideal condition, several doggerels, were analyzed the so many curved curve say/way by him unexpectedly obstinately. If places Lin Wanrong that time, certainly is the outstanding commentator. 这个季常虽然不会作诗,但是分析起来却是一套一套的,什么远景近景,什么划静为动,什么比拟意境,几句打油诗,竟然愣是被他分析出了这么多的弯弯道道。要是放在林晚荣那个时代,一定是个优秀的评论员。 Lin Wanrong suppresses the happy expression, does intentionally modest saying: „humbly receives, humbly receives, ashamed, ashamed-” 林晚荣强忍住笑意,故作谦虚的道:“承让,承让,惭愧,惭愧——” „pūchī” a chuckle transmits, Lin Wanrong this „half talent” turns head to look, actually sees attractive little miss to stand in oneself several people of nearby covers the lip chuckle, obviously heard Lin Wanrong to buy oil poetic talent chuckled. “噗嗤”一声轻笑传来,林晚荣这个“半才子”扭头一看,却见一个漂亮的小姑娘正站在自己几人身边掩唇轻笑,显然是听到了林晚荣的打油诗才笑出声来。 „Originally is you.” Lin Wanrong is saying with a smile, this little girl indeed bought his booklet that little girl yesterday. “原来是你啊。”林晚荣笑着道,这小妞正是昨天买下他小册的那个小妞。 Ji Chang and Qin Guan two people sees attractive little miss, eye immediately one bright, quickly conceals eyes wolfly nature, „well-mannered” arrives at her nearby saying: „This Young Lady invited, below Ji Chang( Qin Guan), excuse me/please may I ask Young Lady paradise where, age how much, but once marriage-” 季常和秦观两个人一见漂亮小姑娘,眼睛顿时一亮,急忙掩饰住眼中的狼性,“彬彬有礼”的走到她身边道:“这位小姐请了,在下季常(秦观),请问小姐仙乡何处,年岁几何,可曾婚嫁——” Lin Wanrong startled opened the mouth, couldn't think these two fellow such are unexpectedly bold, asked that such was direct, soaks little girl uncaring for life? 林晚荣吃惊的张开了嘴巴,没想到这两个家伙竟然这么大胆,问的这么直接,泡妞不要命了吗？ little miss blushes to come to one's ear the sweet and delicate voice to reprimand: „Are you, what you talking nonsense?” 小姑娘脸红过耳娇声斥道:“你们,你们在瞎说些什么？” Lin Wanrong laughs saying: „little miss, they want to soak you, this unclear?” 林晚荣哈哈大笑道:“小姑娘,他们想泡你啊,这都不明白？” The little miss face blood red piece, points at Lin Wanrong saying: „You, your shameless lecher, I, I will not let off your .” little miss has turned around, pulls up small foot to run fast. 小姑娘脸上血红一片,指着林晚荣道:“你,你这无耻登徒子,我,我不会放过你的。”小姑娘转过身,拔起小脚丫子飞快的跑了。 My did also become the shameless lecher? Lin Wanrong heart is depressed. 我怎么又成了无耻登徒子？林晚荣心里郁闷。 last time Xiào Qingxuan scolded him to be excusable like this, after all he occupied others to be cheap. this time he just spoke a few words, turned into the lecher on also, heart also really enough suffering . Your this little girl did not scold that two shameless thick facial skin fellows, instead scolded me? This mother anything way of the world. 上次肖青璇这样骂他还情有可原,毕竟他占了人家便宜。这次他只不过说了一句话,就又变成了登徒子,心里还真够委屈的。你这小妞怎么不去骂那两个无耻的厚脸皮的家伙,反而来骂我？这他娘的什么世道啊。 This was actually Lin Wanrong misunderstood, the men and women gave and received do not kiss, although was the iron rule, but this time men and women associated few, the man met the pleasing female opportunity is also few, therefore these loose selected talents to meet pleasing female, general will go forward to say something to smooth things over . female met the right beloved husband opportunity to be uncertainer, once met some people to inquire, so long as the match eye, any matter likely happened. only this little miss is young, does not adapt to this situation, under will get angry anxiously turns around to go. 这其实是林晚荣误会了,男女授受不亲虽然是铁律,但是这个时代男女交往少,男子遇上中意的女子的机会也少,因此那些风liu点的才子们遇上中意的女子,一般都会上前搭讪的。女子们遇上合适郎君的机会就更渺茫了,一旦遇上有人相询,只要对上眼了,什么事情都可能发生。只是这个小姑娘年岁尚小,对这种情形不适应,才会急怒之下转身而去。 Lin Wanrong does not know the situation, saw Ji Chang and Qin Guan looks at little miss to depart the direction, in the vision filled recall, he to these two true „lecher” may no favorable impression, seeing the time is late, immediately was stuffy snort/hum, did not attend to two people, departed. 林晚荣不了解情况,见季常和秦观的看着小姑娘离去的方向,目光中充满了留恋,他对这两个真正的“登徒子”可没什么好感,见时间已晚,当下闷哼一声,不顾两人,自行离去了。 Xiao Family selected servant then must enter the dwelling tomorrow, today is Xiao Family leaves their to tidy up the baggage time, tomorrow these servants must step into dream the Xiao Family front door. Their most people mood is exciting , entered Xiao Family, calculated to base in servant world, perhaps so long as diligently, will have bigger development opportunity. 萧家选拔的家丁明日便要入宅了,今天是萧家留给他们的收拾行李的时间,明天这些家丁们就要踏入梦想中的萧家大门了。他们绝大多数人的心情是兴奋的,进了萧家,在家丁界也算立足了,只要努力,说不定会有更大的发展机会。 Only exception is Lin Wanrong, thinks to go to serve Xiao Family master and madame tomorrow, his mood disappointing to the extreme, only wants to find a place to vent. If not because does not know how to walk to the joyhouse path, under his body the this moment affirmation has lain down incessantly three little girl, he by God name guarantee. 唯一例外的是林晚荣,想想明天就要进去伺候萧家的老爷太太了,他的心情差劲之极,只想找个地方发泄一下。如果不是因为不知道通往窑子的道路怎么走,他身下此刻肯定已经躺下了不止三个小妞,他以上帝的名义保证。 ******************************************* ******************************************* Some people scolded this book to be shameless, very good to be very good, you understood this book essential meaning finally, hehe. 有人骂这书无耻,很好很好,你终于明白了本书的要义,嘿嘿。
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