…… …… Mother , do you are do I also are not do not know, but also comes this set in front of Laozi. Thinks that pretentious cunt, Laozi will play compared with you. Lin Wanrong dark snort/hum several, face was actually a confusedness, the doubts looks at Zhao Kangning one saying: „Oh, is Little Prince speaking with me? Is it possible that before Little Prince, knows below? This, but was really is honored.” 妈的,你是干什么的我又不是不知道,还在老子面前来这一套。想装b是吧,老子比你更会玩。林晚荣暗哼几声,脸上却是一片迷茫,疑惑地望了赵康宁一眼道:“哦,小王爷是在和我说话吗？莫非小王爷以前认识在下？这个,可真是太荣幸了。” Zhao Kangning said with a smile: „Even before did not know, perhaps today is no one does not know. Lin San, looks at your couple skill, really is out of the ordinary. Another day when if has leisure, Little King wants to chat to chat with you but actually well.” 赵康宁笑道:“就算以前不认识,今日恐怕也是无人不识了。林三,看你这楹功夫,果然是非同凡响。他日若有闲时,小王倒想好好与你聊上一聊。” „Thanked Little Prince to lift the love, Little Prince was king's child, dragon's grandchild, dragon essence of country, day manages ten thousand chicken, worked hard incomparably, a Lin San civilian, where dares to chitchat with you.” Lin Wanrong hehe said with a smile. “谢小王爷抬爱,小王爷乃是王子龙孙,国之龙精,日理万鸡,操劳无比,林三一介小民,哪敢与您攀谈。”林晚荣嘿嘿笑道。 Zhao Kangning naturally does not know in his words the meaning, slightly a nod, waves, accompanies then delivers a picture scroll, he receives to say with a smile: „Sir Luo, trying of today this couplet, was not king Shu, this was Kangning many years ago obtained Sir Wenchang «Wind and Snow Return», today treated as the good luck, granted Sir Luo.” 赵康宁自然不知道他话里的含义,略一点头,挥了挥手,随从便送上一幅画卷,他接过来笑着道:“洛大人,今日这楹联之试,乃是不王输了,这是康宁多年前求得的文长先生的《风雪归人》,今天就当作彩头,赠与洛大人吧。” Luo Min hurried cups the fists said: „Doesn't dare, the today couplet competition, is compared with Lin San and Sir Shen , there is nothing to do with lowly official, how some can idle work receive the wealth?” 洛敏急忙抱拳道:“不敢不敢,今日楹联比试,乃是林三与沈先生相比,与下官无关,洛某无功如何能受禄？” The Zhao Kangning nod said with a smile: „Little King eye for an eye, from working as code of honor. Lin San, I then granted you this «Wind and Snow Return».” 赵康宁点头笑道:“小王一言既出,自当守信。林三,我便将这《风雪归人》赠与你了。” Rich naturally must gain, Lin Wanrong received that picture scroll, said grinningly: „Thanking Little Prince was good to draw. only I am a vulgar person, not to appreciate regarding the good picture, Little Prince so favors, below does not dare to harbor. such, today is being the old lady birthday, I offer borrowed flowers to Buddha, treats as the birthday present this «Wind and Snow Return», gives to the elderly person.” 有钱当然要赚,林晚荣接过那画卷,笑嘻嘻道:“谢谢小王爷的好画了。只是我是个粗鄙之人,对于好画也不会欣赏,小王爷如此厚待,在下也不敢私藏。这么着吧,今日乃是老太太,我就借花献佛,将这《风雪归人》当作寿仪,送给老寿星吧。” In the crowd expresses an exclamation, Lin San this plays attractive to the extreme, his can lowly servant, how be able to handle Little Prince to present as a gift the picture? Now hands over to present as a gift to old lady, in self in people was good, the two sides took care of completely. 人群中发出一声惊叹,林三这一手玩得漂亮之极,他一个小小家丁,如何能当得起小王爷赠画？现下转手赠给了老太太,于己于人都有好处,两边都照应周全了。 old lady also being able to judge the quality of goods person. Said with a smile: „Little Brother Lin was too polite. How can this cause?” 老太太也中个识货之人。笑着说道:“林小哥太客气了。这可如何使得？” Lin San earnestly said: „Elderly person, this is you earns . Today I and Brother Shen play to this couplet, for the pleasure, offers birthday congratulations for you, elderly person great fortune heaven's equal, the good picture to grant the longevity god, that is perfectly justified.” 林三正色道:“老寿星,这是您应得的。今儿个我与沈兄对这楹联玩,是为了乐趣,更是为了您祝寿,老寿星洪福齐天,好画赠与寿星,那是天经地义。” Luo Ning smiles saying: „paternal grandmother, this is a Big Brother Lin intention, you accept.” 洛凝嫣然一笑道:“奶奶,这是林大哥的一片心意,您就收下吧。” old lady is glad to grin with ear to ear, is saying with a smile: „In view of this, I am impolite.” 老太太乐得合不拢嘴,笑着道:“既如此,我就不客气了。” Old Madame made one to accept this great picture, in the hall atmosphere immediately lived it up, the today Prince Ning belt/bring person birthday greetings, Lin San also defeated King of Couplets Shen Banshan, south talents was really happy. 老夫人叫人收下这名画,大厅中的气氛顿时热闹了起来,今日宁王爷带人贺寿,林三又击败了楹联之王沈半山,南方才子们着实高兴。 At the session various people ate several glasses of inferior wine, Zhao Kangning saw the people interest in be quite high, then said: „today is so lively, Little King also collects an interest. My nearby brings several vaudeville Master, asked them to enter the stage to play several cheap tricks would rather, provoked laughter. How Sir Luo thinks.” 席间诸人吃了几杯水酒,赵康宁见众人兴致颇高,便道:“今日这般热闹,小王也来凑个兴致吧。我身边带着几位杂耍师傅,倒不如请他们出场耍几个小把戏,逗逗乐子。洛大人以为如何。” Luo Min sees him not to propose the competition, a immediately heart width, said with a smile: „Little Prince is so polite, lowly official is deeply grateful.” 洛敏见他不是提出的比试,顿时心里一宽,笑道:“小王爷如此客气,下官感激不尽。” Zhao Kangning waves, then gushed out several rivers and lakes vaudeville artists, forms the battle formation in the courtyard, the high jump rope high jump rope, the wire walking wire walking, called at once cheered unceasingly unceasingly, the situation was really lively, Old Madame looked at nature heart to like, even Luo Ning was also looks with great interest. 赵康宁一挥手,便涌出了几个江湖杂耍艺人,在院子里摆起阵势来,跳高绳的跳高绳,走钢丝的走钢丝,一时之间吆喝不断喝彩不绝,情形甚是热闹,老夫人看得自然心里欢喜,连洛凝也是瞧得津津有味。 The Lin Wanrong hidden place nods, this Zhao Kangning, obviously comes prepared, not only took King of Matching Shen Banshan, even/including ran rivers and lakes sells arts to run also to prepare much, currying favor with the heart of Luo Min was obvious, does not know how this Old Luo thought . 林晚荣暗处点头,这个赵康宁,明显是有备而来,不仅带上了对中之王沈半山,就连跑江湖卖艺跑场的也准备了不少,拉拢讨好洛敏之心非常明显,也不知道这个老洛是怎么想的。 Zhao Kangning sees the people to look is enthralled, heart also is really satisfied, also waves, the vaudeville person and others drew back, out of the door enters features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality and white beard floating old dao, is saluting to say to Old Madame Luo ; „poor daoist loosen cloud Guan Xuan Xuanzi, congratulated Old Madame to live both a long and happy life.” 赵康宁见众人看得入神,心里也甚是满意,又一挥手,杂耍人等退下,门外走进一个仙风道骨、白须飘飘的老道,对着洛老夫人一施礼道;“贫道松云观玄玄子,恭贺老夫人福寿双全。” Old Madame quickly said with a smile: „Immortal Priest invited the dispense with ceremony quickly.” 老夫人急忙笑道:“仙长快请免礼。” Zhao Kangning sets out a introduced: „Old Madame, this Daoist Xuan Xuanzi supernatural power excels, famous, today Little King asked him to make a method specially, was Old Madame offers birthday congratulations .” 赵康宁起身介绍道:“老夫人,这位玄玄子道长法力高强,闻名遐迩,今日小王特意请了他来做个法门,为老夫人祝寿的。” The Xuan Xuanzi beard and hair is all white, is looking at some features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality appearances, Lin Wanrong heart said, mother , dyed the old age pale beard to imitate Immortal Priest? Incense and candle money such is good to gain. 玄玄子须发皆白,望着很有些仙风道骨的模样,林晚荣心道,妈的,染个白头发白胡子就能充仙长了？靠,香火钱这么好赚啊。 old lady is also the reverent person, seeing has character daoist priest is oneself offers birthday congratulations, on hurried long-lived cake benefits of rank and salary. Xuan Xuanzi said: „The today Old Madame birthday, poor daoist not thinks to offer, in a method on, makes good friends with everyone/various.” 老太太也是虔诚之人,见如此有风骨的道长为自己祝寿,急忙上了寿饼利禄。玄玄子道:“今日老夫人,贫道无以为献,就施上个法门,与诸位结个善缘吧。” He must come one bowl of clear water, also to look for three general length side header chopsticks, the water used square head dips a water in the chopsticks, also also moistened a water in the chopsticks, then exists side by side three chopsticks in the same place, the smile said: „Asked Donor everyone/various to favor.” 他要来一碗清水,又找来三只一般长短的方头木筷,用水在筷子方头一蘸了点水,又在筷子之间也沾了点水,然后将三根筷子并立在一起,微笑道:“请诸位施主看好了。” He has taken that bowl of clear water, in the people gaze, inserted in three chopsticks the drinking glass slowly. 他取过那碗清水,在众人的注视中,将三根筷子缓缓地插进了水杯之中。 Three chopsticks are somewhat crooked, Xuan Xuanzi transferred rapidly several regarding that drinking glass, in the mouth the illness/quick read: „Supreme Lord, Three Purities Dao Venerable, the anxious pleasant command, withstand/top-” 三根筷子有些歪斜,玄玄子围绕着那水杯急速转了几圈,口中疾念:“太上老君,三清道尊,急急如意令,顶——” Strange saying that that three chopsticks actually exist side by side in the same place, set upright. 说也奇怪,那三根筷子竟然并立在一起,直直地竖了起来。 The chopsticks set upright in the water, this was the good omen, in the hall immediately one humming sound the sound, this Xuan Xuanzi really was Immortal Master, the supernatural power is out of the ordinary. 筷子在水中竖起来了,这可是吉兆啊,大厅中顿时一阵嗡嗡之声,这位玄玄子果然是仙师,法力非同凡响。 Old Madame said excitedly: „Immortal Master please sit down in a big hurry, comes the person, on the rapidness and Immortal Master the incense and candle.” 老夫人激动说道:“仙师快快请坐,来人,快与仙师上香火。” Xuan Xuanzi must caress steadily, in the surface has a smile, looks to obtain enlightenment the immortal to revere like one. 玄玄子长须微抚,面上含笑,望去就像一位得道的仙尊。 Lin Wanrong pūchī chuckled, I depend, this Immortal Master also meets pretentious cunt compared with Laozi, what dogshit immortal law divine merit, asking you also to come to select the high-tech content line not, water neutral chopsticks own slightly lived, the Laozi ten years old did not play. 林晚荣噗哧一声笑出声来,我靠,这位仙师比老子还会装b,什么狗屎仙法神功,拜托你也来点高技术含量的行不,水中立筷这亲的小活,老子十岁就不玩了。 Eldest Young Lady sees his eye not to have Immortal Priest, looks at his one eyes, said in a low voice: „You smile anything, careful Immortal Priest heard to punish you.” 大小姐见他目无仙长,看他一眼,低声道:“你这人笑些什么,小心仙长听见了罚你。” Oh, the feudal superstition is such does , Immortal Priest, immortal fart is long, if he Immortal Priest, I were Supreme Lord. Lin Wanrong smiles the belly to send to hurt, but holds rivers and lakes morality and justice, he has not seen through an affair. 唉,封建迷信就是这么搞出来的,仙长,仙个屁长,他要是仙长,我就是太上老君了。林晚荣笑得肚子发疼,但秉着江湖道义,他也未拆穿。 Zhao Kangning is smiling, suddenly sees the Lin San facial features to be strange, the eye despises presently, he cannot bear light snorted, the smile said: „Lin San, can you have the objection to a Immortal Priest method?” 赵康宁正在微笑,忽然见林三面容诡异,目现轻蔑,他忍不住轻哼了一声,微笑道:“林三,你对仙长的道法儿可有异议？” Confessed said, Lin Wanrong played to defend the wok with cooking oil to wash the hands, just like this water neutral chopsticks, was some laws of being opportunistic, he and Xuan Xuanzi could also be said as in the person of same belief the person, everyone lived hand to mouth to eat by this, walks rivers and lakes, did not uncover the person to be short, this was morality and justice. 坦白了说,林晚荣玩守的油锅洗手,和这水中立筷一样,都是些取巧之法,他和玄玄子也可以说是同道中人,大家都是靠这个混饭吃,行走江湖,不揭人短,这是道义。 „This, very good, very good.” Lin Wanrong is saying with a smile, face does not have the color of slight respect. Everyone is a peer, does not reveal on considers as finished, who don't Xiangpian anyone. “这个,很好,很好。”林晚荣笑着道,脸上却无丝毫尊敬之色。大家都是同行,不揭穿就算了,谁也甭想骗谁。 Xuan Xuanzi sees the Lin San azure clothes skull cap, originally is a servant, he whisks swings, said: „Brat is ignorant, but how blasphemes my Three Purities Dao Venerable.” 玄玄子见林三青衣小帽,原来是个下人,他拂尘微摇,道:“竖子无知,岂可亵渎我三清道尊。” Luo Ning sees Immortal Priest to seem the prejudice to Lin San, quickly arrives at Lin Wanrong nearby saying: „Big Brother Lin, this Immortal Priest fears some supernatural powers, you may cannot easily offend him, was careful that his harms you.” 洛凝见仙长对林三似有成见,急忙走到林晚荣身边道:“林大哥,这位仙长怕有些法力,你可莫要轻易开罪了他,小心他施法害你。” Um, this little girl is good to me, I do not show loving care for her in vain, Lin Wanrong say with a smile: „Might as well, he is Immortal Priest Xuan Xuanzi, I am Immortal Priest Lin San, in everyone temple burns incense , no one can obstruct anyone.” 嗯,这个小妞对我还不错,不枉我关怀她一回,林晚荣笑道:“无妨,他是玄玄子仙长,我是林三仙长,大家一个庙里烧香的,谁也碍不着谁。” Luo Ning covers the lip to say with a smile lightly: „Big Brother Lin, you spoke, does not know that which sentence was real, which sentence was the false.” 洛凝掩唇轻笑道:“林大哥,你这人说话,也不知哪句是真,哪句是假。” Eldest Young Lady spoke in side hear of their two people, light cough, said: „Lin San, Little Prince is looking at you.” 大小姐在旁边听他二人说话,轻咳一声,道:“林三,小王爷望着你呢。” Luo Ning heart one startled, looks up, sees that Little Prince Zhao Kangning really to look at this side with a smile. 洛凝心里一惊,抬头看去,见那个小王爷赵康宁果然含笑望着这边。 Zhao Kangning hit a meaningful glance to Immortal Priest Xuan Xuanzi, Xuan Xuanzi looked at Lin Wanrong saying: „This little donor, your does could it be suspect inadequately to some Three Purities Dao Venerable what? poor daoist advised politely little friend one, by your dao practice, rather doubted oneself, doubted Dao Venerable not.” 赵康宁对玄玄子仙长打了个眼色,玄玄子望着林晚荣道:“这位小施主,你莫不是对三清道尊有些什么怀疑不成？贫道奉劝小友一句,以你的道行,宁疑自己,莫疑道尊。” The Lin Wanrong eyebrow selects, mother , Laozi thinks of you, did your lord actually provoke you to get the gate to come on own initiative? Lin Wanrong snorted, said several to Luo Ning light. 林晚荣眉毛一挑,妈妈的,老子为你着想,你主子却挑动你主动打上门来了？林晚荣哼了一声,对洛凝轻轻说了几句。 Luo Ning doubts saying: „Big Brother Lin, what do you want that bittern to make?” 洛凝疑道:“林大哥,你要那卤水做什么？” Lin Wanrong hehe said with a smile: „does not have anything, I also play the role of Immortal Priest. You called Luo Yuan to look for a bean curd plant, prepared bittern, other things, you knew later.” 林晚荣呵呵笑道:“没有什么,我也来扮一回仙长啊。你叫洛远去找个豆腐房,准备一点卤水,其它的事情,待会儿你就知道了。” Luo Ning has the question to go, Lin Wanrong looked at Xuan Xuanzi one, said with a smile: „Is Immortal Priest speaking with me?” 洛凝带着疑问而去,林晚荣望了玄玄子一眼,笑道:“仙长可是在与我说话？” Xuan Xuanzi whisks swings said: „indeed.” 玄玄子拂尘一摇道:“正是。” Lin Wanrong shakes the head, why, I want to hide your , couldn't think your false Immortal Priest am receiving Little Prince to instigate, seeks my to be unlucky specially. Lin Wanrong takes a step to go forward saying: „below lowly servant, naturally venerates incomparable to Three Purities Dao Venerable, is to daoist priest your old folk, is feels a heartfelt admiration .” 林晚荣摇摇头,何必呢,我本来是想躲着你的,没想到你这假仙长受了小王爷的挑拨,专门寻我的晦气。林晚荣迈步上前道:“在下一个小小家丁,对三清道尊自然是尊崇无比的,就是对道长您老人家,也是心悦诚服的。” The Immortal Priest Xuan Xuanzi surface contains happily, shows a faint smile, right hand also routinely touched to steadily, Lin Wanrong then said: „Immortal Priest, this water neutral chopsticks, but is your divine merit supernatural power the result?” 仙长玄玄子面含得意,微微一笑,右手又习惯性地摸上了长须,林晚荣接着道:“仙长,这水中立筷,可是您神功法力所致？” The Xuan Xuanzi nod said: „poor daoist painstaking cultivation, after more than 60 years, changed magically after the Supreme Lord dream since childhood several times, can have such negligible supernatural power. Ashamed, ashamed.” 玄玄子点头道:“贫道自幼苦修,历经六十余年,经数次太上老君梦中点化,才能有如此微末法力。惭愧,惭愧。” Flickers and pretentious cunt, Laozi despises you. Lin Wanrong himself wants to put his horse, does to this old man under Zhao Kangning pulls strings to launch an attack directly, he also only had to reveal a real skill. 忽悠兼装b,老子鄙视你。林晚荣本想放他一马,奈何这老头在赵康宁指使下直接发难,他也唯有露出点真本事了。 „The cultivation more than 60 years have such skill, Immortal Priest is really powerful!” Lin Wanrong gives the thumbs-up to say with a smile. “修炼六十余年才有如此功力,仙长实在是强悍！”林晚荣竖起大拇指笑着道。 old dao happily smiles, actually listens to that servant saying: „little brother I train hard tea time, today with great courage, wants to try this water neutral chopsticks immortal method.” 老道得意一笑,却听那个家丁道:“小弟我苦练盏茶功夫,今日斗胆,也想来试一试这水中立筷的仙法儿。” Lin Wanrong such remarks, in hall person all startled, the Immortal Priest just/then supernatural power, is various people sees, this Lin San is not courts death, the Eldest Young Lady facial color is anxious, the small feet stamps, you, such will be rash. 林晚荣此话一出,厅中人皆惊,仙长方才的法力,乃是诸人亲见,这个林三不是找死么,大小姐面色焦急,小脚一跺,你这人,就会这么莽撞。 The Immortal Priest Xuan Xuanzi facial color changes, Lin Wanrong smiles, has taken three clean side header chopsticks, nods to four sides said: „Asked everyone to favor.” 仙长玄玄子面色一变,林晚荣嘿嘿一笑,已取过三根干净的方头木筷,向四面一颔首道:“请大家看好了。”