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#59: Performing skill explosive table!

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Kong Xi and Xie Yujie just left, Tang Dahai on an arm that seizes Chen Shu, calls out in alarm makes noise: „How do you know Kong Xi? How do you know Kong Xi? How do you know superstar Kong Xi?” 孔溪和谢雨洁刚刚离开,汤大海就一把揪住陈述的手臂,惊呼出声:“你怎么认识孔溪？你怎么认识孔溪？你怎么认识大明星孔溪？” „You...... you first drop independently.” Chen Shu makes noise to call, goes all out breaking free from his hand. „Clothes were scratched and torn by you.” “你放手……你先放手。”陈述出声吆喝,拼命把他的手给甩开。“衣服都被你抓破了。” „You told me quickly, how did you and Kong Xi do?” “那你快告诉我,你和孔溪是怎么搞上的？” „Has not done. We are normal the friend.” “没有搞上。我们只是正常朋友。” „Sooner or later will do.” Tang Dahai sits the straight body, restored oneself natural uninhibited vagabond appearance. „Schoolmate Chen Shu deeply concealed. I have thought we are put on the good friend of same split-seat pants......” “迟早会搞上。”汤大海坐直身体,恢复了自己潇洒不羁的浪人模样。“陈述同学深藏不露啊。我一直以为咱们俩是穿同一条开裆裤的好朋友……” „That does operate the clang trousers to install four legs? You will not describe that do not describe blindly, this is very easy to cause others' misunderstanding and own illness.” “那条开铛裤得装四条腿吧？你不会形容就不要瞎形容,这样很容易引起别人的误解和自己的不适。” „In any case is that a meaning. I think that we do not have the secret, it seems like that the fact does not think like me is so naive. I have been thinking my good brothers Chen Shu brokenhearted, if I want the means to help him walk the sentiment wound, side which miss suits him...... the result you with the superstar Kong Xi affectionate love, you do right by with all one's heart my considers for you?” “反正就是那么个意思。我以为咱们俩彼此之间没有秘密,看来事实并不像我想的那么天真。我一直想着我的好兄弟陈述失恋了,我要想办法帮他走走情伤,身边哪个姑娘适合他呢……结果你这边就和大明星孔溪卿卿我我浓情蜜意,你对得起我一门心思的替你着想吗？” „Which miss did I wait for a long time not to see you to introduce to me?” “那我等了那么久也没见着你介绍哪个姑娘给我？” „Because I discovered suddenly an issue, my attractive miss I have ganged up, I have not ganged up with the miss is not very attractive. What you are want to be attractive is or attractive?” “因为我突然间发现了一个问题,我身边漂亮的姑娘我都自己勾搭过,我没勾搭过的姑娘又不够漂亮。那你是想要漂亮的还是要不漂亮的呢？” „Considers as finished, I do not want. You keep the disaster.” “算了算了,我不要了。你都自己留着祸害。” „What kind of? Is my performing skill good?” Young Master Tang carries the wine glass, very skilled old say/way is swaying gently. Although this fellow the writing proficiency is not high, frequently meets the speaking incorrectly words or uses the wrong idiom, but to the good food the understanding of red wine as well as luxury goods is impeccable. „I pretend that has not recognized Kong Xi, regards an ordinary miss her, then went all out saying that before her your word of praise, making her have a clearer three-dimensional understanding of you...... I, if shouted that she was Kong Xi, said some again desirably. Probably goes all out sells you to resemble in front of superstar. Thinks very thorough comprehensive? Thought that my moment intelligence quotient and you were equally matched?” “怎么样？我演技不错吧？”汤大少端起酒杯,很是熟练老道的轻轻摇晃着。这家伙虽然文字水平不高,经常会说错话或者用错成语,但是对美食红酒以及奢侈品的理解还是无可挑剔的。“我假装没有认出孔溪,把她当成一个普通的姑娘,然后在她面前拼命说你的好话,让她对你有一个更加清晰立体的认识……我若是一眼就喊出她是孔溪,再说这些就有些刻意了。好像是拼了命的在大明星面前推销你似的。是不是想的很周到全面？有没有觉得我那一刻的智商和你不相上下了？” „I am also just about to ask you, which Young Master Tang this plays?” Helpless Chen Shu smiles bitterly. “我还正要问你呢,汤大少这是玩得哪一出呢？”陈述无奈苦笑。 „Haven't you looked? I hope that you help me destroy me the image in Xie Yujie eye, but I in helping you set up you magnificence in front of Kong Xi.” Young Master Tang said these words time, assured calm, look inside has unprecedentedly " brilliant brilliance " . „Straightforward point said is, me does not want to become, your side I find the way to help you become.” “你还没看出来？我希望你帮我破坏我在谢雨洁眼里的形象,而我在帮你树立你在孔溪面前的辉煌。”汤大少说这番话的时候,笃定从容,眼神里面有着前所未有的「睿智光辉」。“直白点说就是,我这边不想成,你那边我想办法帮你们成。” „What becomes becomes? Others are superstar Kong Xi, who am I? Both of us are impossible, the opportunity does not have. Do not worry.” “成什么成？人家是大明星孔溪,我是什么人？我们俩根本就不可能,一点儿机会都没有。你就别操心了。” „False? False is?” “虚伪了是不是？虚伪了是不是？” „Ok, how you like wanting how to think.” Chen Shu is disinclined to argue on this issue with Young Master Tang, in the eye of Young Master Tang, among the men and women does not have the pure friendship, coming out to eat meal is indicates, certainly will go to bed. Simply is a worldling, unbearably vulgar. „I look at others Xie Yujie am not good? How don't you like?” “算了,你爱怎么想就怎么想吧。”陈述懒得和汤大少在这个问题上面争辩,在汤大少的眼睛里,男女之间就没有纯粹的友谊,出来吃饭就是预示着以后一定会上床。简直是个俗人,俗不可耐。“我看人家谢雨洁不是挺好的吗？你怎么就不喜欢了？” „Haven't you heard these words that she spoke? A big table person eats, insufficiently will she buy one package package...... my Young Master Tang to like such a vaining brain name brand hold/container hold/container woman? Ignorantly and is also superficially , conceited. If I marry to go home such woman, except for going to bed with on the bed discussed that luxury with limited quantity, is not AV is lv, feared that did not have other common interests. Like this lives you to endure?” “你没听到她说的那些话吗？一大桌子人吃上一顿,也不够她买一个包包……我汤大少会喜欢这样一个爱慕虚荣满脑子名牌包包的女人？浅薄、无知、又狂妄自大。我要是把这样的女人娶回家,除了上床和在床上讨论奢侈品限量款,不是av就是lv,怕是没有其它的共同话题了。这样的生活你能忍？” „Also without you said that exaggeratingly.” “也没有你说得那么夸张。” „I told you, she me said that must be more exaggerating.” A Young Master Tang face angry appearance, said: „Today looks in you and Kong Xi face, she has restrained. If you are not, who you and she did speak three words to have two are hold/container hold/container and price...... can bear?” “我告诉你,她比我说得要夸张多了。”汤大少一脸愤怒的模样,说道:“今天还是看在你和孔溪的面子上,她有所收敛。若是你们不在,你和她说话三句话就有两句是包包和价格……谁受得了？” „Since this, why you do run to eat meal today together?” Chen Shu makes noise to ask. Oneself and Kong Xi chatted well, has not actually thought that Tang Dahai had his being on intimate terms to come to Xie Yujie. The chat atmosphere well was broken by them, a warm romantic drama by them doing Situation comedy. “既然这样,为何你们今天又一起跑出来吃饭了？”陈述出声问道。自己和孔溪聊得好好的,却没想到汤大海带着他的相亲对谢雨洁过来了。好好的聊天气氛被他们打破,一场温馨浪漫的爱情剧被他们给搞成了情景喜剧。 Chen Shu looked that is a little plaintive to the Tang Dahai look. 陈述看向汤大海的眼神有点儿哀怨。 „The previous time has not said with you, two elders wanted as soon as possible tossing about this wedding, at the end of the month do not hold the engagement ceremony. At noon today the two sides parents gather the same place has the lunch, after the food, compel me to bring this little girl comes out to buy several accessory engagements the time must use. I accompanied her to transfer one in the major markets in the afternoon, has not bought was not saying, performed to listen to her to pick...... is thinking she did not like also well, I can also give my father to save several dollars the hard-earned money. Such a thinks, thought that she is not repugnant, decided leads her to come good delicious feast.” zi of Tang Dahai small mouth is drinking the red wine, appearance that a face enjoys. “上次不就和你说过,俩家长辈想要尽快把这场婚事给折腾成了,月底不是就要举办订婚仪式嘛。今天中午两边父母又聚到一起吃午饭,饭后就逼着我带这妞出来买几件饰品订婚的时候要用上。我陪着她在各大商场转了一下午,一件没买着不说,尽听她挑三拣四了……想着她不喜欢也好,我还能给我爸省几块钱的血汗钱。这么一想,又觉得她这人也没有那么讨厌,决定带她来好好吃一顿大餐。”汤大海小口的嗞饮着红酒,一脸享受的模样。 „Can become engaged seriously?” Chen Shu asked. “当真要订婚？”陈述问道。 „What means do I have? I argue today several, said that the time is too tight, I and Xie Yujie sentiment does not stabilize...... encounters besieging of two more than ten people immediately, that woman is booing, usually shuts out to me in every possible way, the critical moment did not say a word, saw that I was scolded stream of abuse, she ate may be cheerful.” “我有什么办法？我今天才争辩了几句,说时间太仓促,我和谢雨洁的感情不稳定……立即就遭到两家十几口人的围攻,那个女人倒好,平时对我百般嫌弃,关键时刻却是一言不发,看到我被骂得狗血淋头,她吃得可欢快了。” „Isn't your means?” “你们俩这样也不是个办法啊？” „Naturally is not means.” A Young Master Tang face firm appearance. „In any event, you must help me stirring this wedding yellow. Otherwise you look that helplessly the brothers fall into the sea of fire to see somebody in danger and do nothing.” “当然不是个办法。”汤大少一脸坚定的模样。“无论如何,你一定得帮我把这场婚事给搅黄了。不然你就是眼睁睁的看着兄弟陷身火海而见死不救。” „......” “……” Sees Chen Shu should not, Tang Dahai looked at looking in the direction of washroom, said low voice: „Today the two brothers develop well. You continue to scold me to be bad, I continued hello/you good. Naturally, must just scratch the surface, must say the poor business conditions to be light, must unable to look that we are making an effort. So long as persists in getting down diligently, you and I can certainly wishes coming true.” 看到陈述不应,汤大海朝着洗手间的方向瞄了瞄,小声说道:“今天咱们哥俩就演得不错。你继续骂我坏,我继续说你好。当然,要蜻蜓点水,要云淡风轻,要让人看不出来咱们在用力。只要坚持努力下去,你和我就一定能够心想事成。” „I do not matter, mainly hopes that you can wishes coming true.” Chen Shu said: „I felt, if really does not like, finds the opportunity and person talks clearly.” “我无所谓,主要还是希望你能心想事成吧。”陈述说道:“我觉得,如果实在不喜欢的话,还是找机会和人说清楚吧。” „I, if can talk clearly, I can drag the present? Haven't 100 had 80 by the miss who I talk clearly?” “我要是能说清楚,我能拖到现在吗？被我说清楚的姑娘没有一百也有八十了吧？” „......” “……” „Also, I continue to pretend that has not recognized Kong Xi...... you do not divulge. Knows?” “还有,我继续假装没有认出孔溪……你也不要说破。知道吗？” „Knew.” Chen Shu nods. “知道了。”陈述点头。 „A while makes you have a look at anything to be called the performing skill explosive table.” “一会儿让你看看什么叫做演技爆表。” „......”- “……”- „Saw? This is that fellow who I am on intimate terms, is very disgraceful?” Xie Yujie fishes out the women cigarette from the package package, extracts one to light, in discovery this washroom has the symbol of banning smoking, somewhat agitated the cigarette to the stopper, said: „Superficial ignorant, conceited, is supercilious, does not understand to respect others, mouthful before is him, these have traded that son matter of girlfriend that chest that waist that buttocks...... I think that is not clear, why do my parents want to give such man my stopper? I suspect now I am not their one's own.” “看到了吧？这就是我相亲的那个家伙,是不是很丢人现眼？”谢雨洁从包包里摸出女式香烟,抽出一根想要点燃,却发现这洗手间里面有着禁烟的标志,有些烦躁的把香烟给塞了回去,说道:“浅薄无知,狂妄自大,目中无人,不懂得尊重别人,满嘴的都是他以前那些换过的女朋友那胸那腰那屁股的那点儿事……我就想不明白了,我爸妈为何要把我塞给这样的男人啊？我现在都怀疑我不是他们亲生的了。” „I feel very lovable.” Kong Xi tidies up own package package, looks that good friend Xie Yujie said. “我觉得挺可爱的啊。”孔溪收拾好自己的包包,看着好友谢雨洁说道。 „Lovable? Kong Xi, aren't you cracking a joke? Where his was lovable? You have a look at the stance that his villains holds sway, you have a look at the countenance of his nouveau riche, you have a look on him that colorful clothes...... to want the moral behavior not to have the moral behavior, wants clothes not to have clothes, where his was lovable? You are my good friend, did you help that fellow speak?” “可爱？孔溪,你不是在开玩笑吧？他哪里可爱了？你看看他那小人得志的姿态,你看看他那暴发户的嘴脸,你看看他身上那五颜六色的衣服……要人品没人品,要衣品没衣品,他哪里可爱了？你是我的好朋友,你怎么也偏帮那家伙说话了？” „Goes all out to perform itself before you are how how bad man, where can also true going bad to go?” Kong Xi racket shoulder of Xie Yujie, hinting her slightly peacefully should not be dry, calm thinks well. “一个拼命在你面前表演自己是多么多么坏的男人,又能够真正的坏到哪里去？”孔溪拍拍谢雨洁的肩膀,示意她稍安勿燥,平心静气的好好想一想。 „Performance?” Xie Yujie doubts looks to Kong Xi. “表演？”谢雨洁疑惑的看向孔溪。 „Yes, performance.” The Kong Xi nod said: „Moreover is very shoddy performance.” “是的,表演。”孔溪点头说道:“而且是很拙劣的表演。” „I said is not the performance that he and Chen Shu sang a duet, this I can look that......” Xie Yujie remembered anything suddenly probably, look doubt looked on the roaring flame red lip of Kong Xi, asked: „Did you rush to here to eat meal with that Chen Shu? This place I most start to lead you to come, is our private dating scenes...... you have not brought Bai Qiyuan, has not led other men, brought this Chen Shu. Said, what both of you are relate? I told you Miss Kong Xi, leniency to those who confess, resistance severely.” “我说的不是他和陈述一唱一和的表演,这个我自己就能看出来……”谢雨洁突然间像是想起了什么,眼神狐疑的在孔溪的烈焰红唇上面瞄来瞄去的,问道:“你怎么和那个陈述跑到这里来吃饭了？这个地儿还是我最开始带你来的,是咱们俩的私密约会场所……你没带白起源,也没带过其它的男人,却偏偏带了这个陈述。说,你们俩是什么关系？我告诉你孔溪小姐,坦白从宽,抗拒从严。” „You guess that is what relates?” “你猜是什么关系？” „Lover? Can't?” Xie Yujie in great surprise, said: „Should both of you not be in love?” “情侣？不会吧？”谢雨洁大惊,说道:“你们俩该不会是在谈恋爱吧？” „What to talk nonsense?” Kong Xi refuted with a smile, said: „Both of us in Guangzhou understanding also less than one month. Can I be in love with understanding less than one month of man?” “胡说什么呢？”孔溪笑着反驳,说道:“我们俩在花城认识还不到一个月呢。我会和认识不到一个月的男人谈恋爱？” „You brought to come to here him, showing was not the ordinary friend relations.” “你都把他带到这里来了,说明也不是普通的朋友关系啊。” „Therefore , we are not the ordinary friend relations, is not the ordinary friend relations.” Kong Xi is not willing to tell in the presence of everyone own emotion, said low voice: „Has the time I to say with you again, first said you with this Mr. Tang. Previous time listened to you saying that did not like him, but has not thought that so will be serious, wasn't your the potential becomes the water and fire?” “所以说,我们不是普通的朋友关系,是不普通的朋友关系。”孔溪不愿意当众诉说自己的情感,小声说道:“有时间我再和你讲,还是先说说你和这位汤先生吧。上次听你说不喜欢他,但是也没想到会这么严重,你们这不是势成水火吗？” „Facing such a 250, who can like?” Saying that Xie Yujie clenches jaws: „Where eats meal hears him to shout blindly, wishes one could to tell the entire world richly him...... not card package of inside bankcard pendulums on the table, showed that he is also holding fast at the final moral bottom line. Hē two cups, feared that said does not permit.” “面对这样一个二百五,谁能够喜欢得了？”谢雨洁咬牙切齿的说道:“吃个饭就听到他在哪儿瞎嚷嚷,恨不得告诉全世界他有钱……没有把卡包里面的银行卡一张张摆在桌子上,证明他还坚守着最后的道德底线。多喝两杯,怕是就说不准了。” „You have the prejudice to him.” Kong Xi said. „You are developing, how can also guarantee that he isn't developing?” “你对他有偏见。”孔溪说道。“你自己在演,又怎么能保证他不是在演呢？” „What does he develop? Realm of love prodigal son? In color crazy demon? That also is really the true colors performs.” Xie Yujie raised Tang Dahai is a lot of anger, what was more mysterious, that hot air pressure could not suppress, spout outward altogether. „I have also thought before is he is also developing, but also finds the person to inquire specially. How do you guess the result? But others Tang Dahai the Guangzhou illustrious character, is the intimate Elder Brother who the innumerable teenage boys and girls emotion dispels doubt, a broadcasting station elder brother who the innumerable audience like...... naturally, changing the girlfriend changing the clothes is quicker. He said evening's words, that " I one month change three girlfriends on average " am modest, other is all boasting.” “他演什么？情场浪子？色中狂魔？那还真是本色演出呢。”谢雨洁提起汤大海就是一肚子的火气,更神奇的是,那火气压都压不住,一股脑儿的往外喷涌。“我之前也想过是不是他也在演,还专门找人去打听过。你猜结果怎么着？人家汤大海可是花城赫赫有名的人物,为无数少男少女情感解惑的知心哥哥,无数听众喜欢的电台一哥……当然,换女朋友比换衣服还快。他说了一晚上话,就那句「我平均下来一个月换三个女朋友」是谦虚,其它的全是在吹牛。”
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