FD :: Volume #1

#58: Two mental handicap!


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In Chen Shu " great kindness " under invitation, Tang Dahai and Xie Yujie also follow to take a seat. Four people put together one table. 陈述的「盛情」邀请下,汤大海谢雨洁也跟着落座。四个人拼成了一桌。 After nouveau riche Tang Dahai sits, immediately to Chen Shu expressed parsimoniously discontentedly, is pointing on the table only the beef steaks and that tray salads of surplus scrap, said: Director Chen, did you ask the cousin to eat this? Too mean-spirited? West the cousin, the western cold beef steak of this restaurant good...... I did ask you to eat cold?” 暴发户汤大海坐下来之后,立即就对陈述的吝啬表达了不满,指着桌子上只剩余一小块的牛排和那一盘子蔬菜沙拉,说道:“陈总监,你就请表姐吃这个?太小气了点吧?表姐,这家餐厅的西冷牛排不错……我请你吃西冷吧?” 100 grams frying beef steaks always the calorie is 131 kilocalories, this shop each west cold beef steak 250 grams in weight, in addition some small garnishing words, a western cold beef steak always the calorie is 500 grams to 600 grams.” Kong Xi spoke thoughtlessly saying: I fear fat. Does not eat.” “一份一百克的煎牛排总卡路里为一百三十一大卡,这家店每一份的西冷牛排重量大约为250克,再加上一些小配菜的话,一份西冷牛排的总卡路里为五百克至六百克。”孔溪随口说道:“我怕胖。不吃了。” „Did I ask you to eat the lobster?” “那我请你吃龙虾?” Lobster heat every 100 grams is 90 kilocalories. There is nothing, the key is inside fat content is 18.9. Easier fat.” “龙虾每100克的热量是九十大卡。这倒没什么,关键是里面的脂肪含量是十八点九。更容易胖。” „Does that come a trepang?” “那就来个海参?” Every 100 grams the heat of trepang is 78 kilocalories, the fat is 16.5......” “每100克海参的热量是七十八大卡,脂肪是十六点五……” Is lower than the beef steak and lobster.” Tang Dahai said. “比牛排和龙虾低很多。”汤大海说道。 Right.” Kong Xi nods. But easy fat.” “对的。”孔溪点了点头。“可还是容易胖。” „......” “……” Tang Dahai is resigned-looking, looks to Xie Yujie, asked: What does Yujie want to eat?” 汤大海一脸无奈,看向谢雨洁,问道:“雨洁想要吃什么?” Salad.” Xie Yujie said. “蔬菜沙拉。”谢雨洁说道。 „......” “……” Having money not to have the place to be colored, travelled by night to be more uncomfortable than the brocade clothes. 有钱没地方花,比锦衣夜行要难受多了。 Tang Dahai very unwilling ordered a beef steak to oneself, seafood soup, ordered salad to Xie Yujie. Saw that bottle of red wines that Chen Shu and Kong Xi open were about to drink up, made the restaurant manager open one bottle of 05 years of Ratu. 汤大海很是不甘的给自己点了一份牛排,一份海鲜汤,又给谢雨洁点了一份蔬菜沙拉。看到陈述孔溪开的那瓶红酒快喝完了,又让餐厅经理开了一瓶05年的拉图。 After the point ends the meal, Young Master Tang look Chen Shu with a laugh, has a look at Kong Xi, asked: How did Chen Shu approximately eat meal to here with the cousin?” 点完餐后,汤大少笑呵呵的看看陈述,又看看孔溪,问道:“陈述怎么和表姐约到这里吃饭来了?” Because here thing is delicious.” Kong Xi was replying said: Mr. Tang is because the vegetable/dish of this restaurant is quite expensive comes?” “因为这里的东西好吃。”孔溪回答着说道:“难道汤先生是因为这家餐厅的菜比较贵才来的?” mother......” Young Master Tang nearly must get angry. “尼玛……”汤大少差点儿就要和人翻脸了。 I truly save this thoughts to come, should not be in front of everyone to uncover to me? 我确实是存着这份心思来的,你也不要当着大家的面给我揭出来吧? Cousin also really said right.” The Xie Yujie unemotional appearance, said: Mr. Tang truly is comes for this reason. He blew on the road, said that this is entire Guangzhou ranks the highest steakhouse, is average per person 1500. 1500? A big table person eats, but could also not buy in my hand the package package of this Hermes.” “表姐还真是说对了。”谢雨洁面无表情的模样,说道:“汤先生确实是因为这个原因才来的。他在路上吹了一路,说这是全花城排名最高的牛排馆,人均得一千五百块起呢。一千五怎么了?一大桌子人吃一顿,还买不了我手上这个爱玛仕的包包呢。” Not completely.” Young Master Tang shakes off the napkin arrange/cloth, the stopper in own chest, said: Before the belt/bring miss had eaten several times, thought that this beef steak is truly typical. Cannot think eats anything time, comes to here to eat a beef steak. After all, does not serve as the choice of choice is the best choice.” “也不完全是吧。”汤大少将餐巾布抖开,塞在自己的胸口,说道:“以前带姑娘来吃过几次,觉得这家的牛排确实地道。想不到吃什么的时候,就来这里吃一份牛排。毕竟,不用做选择的选择就是最好的选择。” It seems like the Dahai family condition very certainly good?” “看来大海的家庭条件一定很不错了?” Same, in the family/home makes a small-scale business.” Saying that Young Master Tang quite acts with constraint, but the expression in surface is " father is a nouveau riche " " you asks quickly my my family is to make anything " inexpensive standard appearance. “一般般吧,家里做点儿小生意。”汤大少颇为矜持的说道,但是面上的表情却是「老子就是个暴发户」「你快问问我我家是做什么的」的贱格模样。 No wonder.” Kong Xi nods, said: If in the family/home does not have small-scale business a little, Dahai is also very difficult without choosing makes such choice?” “难怪。”孔溪点了点头,说道:“要是家里没有点儿小生意,大海也很难在没有选择的时候做出这样的选择吧?” Hahaha......” Tang Dahai awkward smiling. By Kong Xi this blade to the stamp in the chest, the words of mother subsidy, which enough he his son income was brought miss eating around so to spend money like it is going out of style again secretly all day? 哈哈哈……”汤大海尴尬的笑着。再一次被孔溪这一刀给戳中了胸口,要不是母亲偷偷补贴的话,他那点儿收入哪够他整天带姑娘这般的胡吃海喝一掷千金啊? Kong Xi smiles is sizing up Chen Shu and Tang Dahai, asked: „Were both of you many years of friend?” 孔溪笑眯眯的打量着陈述汤大海,问道:“你们俩是多年的朋友了?” Not?” Tang Dahai said with a smile: Not is only the good friend, is the good brothers. My life is Chen Shu rescues.” “可不是吗?”汤大海笑着说道:“不仅仅是好朋友,还是好兄弟。我的命都是陈述救回来的。” „. This matter?” Kong Xi blinks, looks at Chen Shu saying: I also really am very curious.” “哦。还有这种事情?”孔溪眨了眨眼睛,看着陈述说道:“我还真是挺好奇的呢。” This story was a long story.” Tang Dahai holds up the wine glass, said: Come, I proposed, for we four this determined meets drink one cup.” “这个故事就说来话长了。”汤大海举起酒杯,说道:“来,我提议,为了咱们四个这次命中注定的相遇喝一杯。” Good.” Kong Xi complied refreshedly, followed to hold up the wine glass. “好啊。”孔溪爽快的答应了,也跟着举起了酒杯。 Chen Shu is actually indifferent, Kong Xi is own friend, Young Master Tang is own friend, does everyone drink glass of liquor together is not very happy matter? 陈述倒是无所谓,孔溪是自己的朋友,汤大少更是自己的朋友,大家一起喝杯酒不是挺开心的事情? The Xie Yujie board stretch/open face, others has been raising glass, she also can only follow to raise glass. 谢雨洁一直板着张脸,别人举杯,她也只能跟着举杯。 After everyone tosses down cup inside liquor, Tang Dahai starts to tell own story, said: I and Chen Shu met with that is also destined......” 等到所有人都把杯子里面的酒一饮而尽后,汤大海开始讲自己的故事,说道:“我和陈述的邂逅那也是命中注定……” „Really is the person who you are destined also many?” Xie Yujie cannot bear the taunt make noise. “你命中注定的人还真是不少?”谢雨洁忍不住嘲讽出声。 Yeah.” Young Master Tang hehe laughs foolishly. Especially younger sister, a match attractiveness. That chest that leg, that waist line......, simply certainly.” “可不是嘛。”汤大少嘿嘿傻笑。“特别是妹子,一个赛一个的漂亮。啧啧啧,那胸那腿,还有那腰线……唉,简直绝了。” This Mr. Tang did not need to show off, the entire Guangzhou people knew your son love matters.” “这个汤先生就不用炫耀了,整个花城的人都知道你那点儿风流韵事。” Right?” Tang Dahai was excited, looks at Kong Xi to ask: „Does cousin know?” “是吗?”汤大海激动了,看着孔溪问道:“表姐知不知道?” Kong Xi with a laugh looks at Tang Dahai, asked: You hope that I know doesn't know?” 孔溪笑呵呵的看着汤大海,问道:“你希望我知道还是不知道?” Knows. Must know. Then makes Chen Shu give you to say well.” Tang Dahai looked at Chen Shu one, was hitting a meaningful glance to him, hints you to hurry to make noise the speech. Complies with the good matter, how can say that forgets to forget? “知道。一定得知道。回头让陈述给你好好讲讲。”汤大海看了陈述一眼,对着他打了个眼色,示意你赶紧出声说话啊。答应好的事情,怎么能说忘就忘呢? Chen Shu is helpless, has the connection saying: Dahai very incurs the girl to like. I saw him to change several girlfriends.” 陈述无奈,只得接口说道:“大海是挺招女孩子喜欢的。我都见过他换了好几个女朋友。” Yes?” A Tang Dahai face self-satisfied appearance, said: This is not I boasts, I have made the girlfriend, 100 have not had 80. The average, changes three girlfriends every month, does one year trade thirty...... is thirty? Chen Shu, your math is better than me, the person is also more intelligent than me, do you still remember the specific digit?” “是吧?”汤大海一脸得意的模样,说道:“这可不是我吹牛,我交过的女朋友,没有一百也有八十。平均下来,每个月换三个女朋友,一年换三十几个……是三十几个吧?陈述,你数学比我好,人也比我聪明,你还记得具体数字吗?” Should be remembers...... for probably one year 97?” “应该是记得吧……大概一年三十六七个?” You have a look, I said that you are more intelligent than me. In addition Li Ruyi, you are in the middle of our three are most intelligent, the thoughts are also most detachable. However, your what is good, was is extremely rigid to the sentimental matter extremely earnestly...... the woman, how can I say? You more are serious them, they more are not serious you.” “你看看,我就说你比我聪明嘛。加上李如意,你是咱们三个当中最聪明的,心思也是最活络的。不过,你什么都好,就是对感情的事情太过执着太过认真了……女人啊,怎么说呢?你越是把她们当回事儿,她们就越是不把你当回事儿。” You think, you lived such big age, had discussed a love, you do owe? You favored the little princess her, she wanted the star of space, you wished one could to crawl to pick to her. Finally? Finally because also the girlfriend vained you give to fling. You said that you...... this point must change. Must learn from the Elder Brother well. Later I give you to introduce several attractively. You select one casually. That Gege that the previous same place drinks...... also has Qiqi, they very like your. Also asks me to want your WeChat ID.” “你想想,你活了这么大岁数,就谈过一次恋爱,你亏不亏啊?你把她宠成了小公主,她要天上的星星,你都恨不得爬上去摘下来给她。结果呢?最后还因为女朋友爱慕虚荣把你给甩了。你说说你……这一点一定要改啊。一定要好好向哥哥学习。以后我给你介绍几个好看的。你自己随便挑一个。上次一起喝酒的那个格格……还有琪琪,她们都挺喜欢你的。还一个劲儿的找我要你的微信号呢。” „...... Has also had such matter?” A Chen Shu face forced smile. Big brother, performing skill extremely empty boasting? You steady one steady, steady one steady. “……还有过这样的事情吗?”陈述一脸苦笑。大哥,演技太过浮夸了吧?你稳一稳,稳一稳啊。 Has? Don't you believe?” Tang Dahai grasps the cell phone immediately, after turns looks, regrettable saying: Could not find, was deleted by me. The miss who I like likes other man, who can bear this? Therefore was deleted the blacklisted by me.” “有啊?你不信?”汤大海当即就抓起手机,一阵翻找之后,遗憾的说道:“找不到,被我删除了。我喜欢的姑娘喜欢别的男人,谁能受得了这个啊?所以就被我删除拉黑了。” You may really help me be busy.” Chen Shu said. “那你可真是帮了我大忙了。”陈述说道。 A Kong Xi pair of pupil sparking looks at Tang Dahai, smiles to look like a sly small fox, asked: „Does Chen Shu receive the girl to like very much?” 孔溪一双眸子闪亮闪亮的看着汤大海,笑起来就像是一只狡猾的小狐狸,问道:“陈述很受女孩子喜欢吗?” That was natural. It is not I and you blows, although Chen Shu this person is seemingly refined, sits there not making a sound , is never initiative and girl speaks. Also, does not know that what's the matter, which he looks like in crowd one bunch light/only...... he toward to sit, girl's attention will be attracted by that bunch of light, nearness that then can not help.” “那是当然了。不是我和你吹啊,陈述这个人虽然看起来斯斯文文的,坐在那里不声不响,也从不主动和女孩子说话。可是,也不知道怎么回事儿,他就像是人群里面的一束光……他往哪儿一坐,女孩子的视线就会被那束光所吸引,然后情不自禁的靠近。” Yo, is so fierce?” Kong Xi seizes slender is blinking to Chen Shu, said: This feared that is Fokuang?” “哟,这么厉害呢?”孔溪捉狭的对着陈述眨了眨眼睛,说道:“这怕是佛光吧?” Do not listen to Dahai to talk nonsense.” Chen Shu hurries to deny. My where is so fierce?” “别听大海胡说。”陈述赶紧否认。“我哪里有那么厉害?” Have not really believed. Chen Shu said that he is not fierce, that is because of the onlooker is clear-headed, too close to the problem.” A Tang Dahai face earnest serious appearance, looks at Kong Xi saying: Chen Shu this person, stubborn. Recognized a person, can be dead set on is good. To the friend is this, to the lover is also this. Before that girlfriend I have seen, my vision looked that could not be joined to Chen Shu. But Chen Shu, gave to favor the space to go to...... the result her not to think that she also ascended the sky seriously.” “你们还真别不信。陈述说他不厉害,那是因为旁观者清,当局者迷。”汤大海一脸认真严肃的模样,看着孔溪说道:“陈述这个人吧,认死理。认定了一个人,就会死心塌地的对人好。对朋友是这样,对爱人也是这样。以前那个女朋友我见过,就我的眼光看啊,根本就配不上陈述。可是陈述呢,还是把她给宠到天上去了……结果没想到她还当真上天了。” Did not have the words to say to the friend, did not say is willing to go through fire or water to brave grave dangers and make great sacrifices this minor matter for the friend...... my life is he rescues to me, the icy cold piercing river water, his brow has not wrinkled, the plump jumps, destroyed the glass to draw me...... without his words, my poor life would have no. You cannot see present Tang Dahai.” “对朋友更是没话说,不说愿意为朋友赴汤蹈火两肋插刀这种小事……我的命都是他给我救回来的,冰凉刺骨的江水啊,他连眉头都没皱一下,扑通一声就跳进去,砸破了车窗把我拉出来了……没有他的话,我的小命就没了。你们也看不到现在的汤大海。” That may really rid the people of an evil.” Xie Yujie shows the whites of the eyes. “那可真是为民除害呢。”谢雨洁翻了个白眼。 How did you fall into the river water?” Kong Xi asked. “你怎么掉进江水里面去了?”孔溪问道。 This issue asked well.” Tang Dahai said: Also is not because I lead a younger sister to drink, tied the ratafia to drink, that younger sister is not willing to follow me, my room opened, you did not follow me, where did my face toward put? I am in a rage drive to prepare to go back, finally carried in the river water on one. However that is the matter of young time, now was old, will not drink so many liquor, will not have again is not willing the younger sister who I follow.” “这个问题问得好。”汤大海说道:“还不是因为我带一个妹子去喝酒,结果酒喝多了,那个妹子又不愿意跟我走了,我房间都开好了,你不跟我走,我这面子往哪搁?我一怒之下就开车准备回去,结果就一头载进江水里面去了。不过那是年轻的时候发生的事情,现在年纪大了,不会喝那么多酒,也不会再有不愿意跟我走的妹子。” Growth is quick.” “成长很快呢。” Not?” Tang Dahai holds up the wine glass again, said: Comes, respects our young frivolous.” “可不是吗?”汤大海再次举起酒杯,说道:“来来来,敬我们的年少轻狂。” Kong Xi carried the wine glass and Tang Dahai again bumped one cup, then tossed down. 孔溪再次端起酒杯和汤大海碰了一杯,然后一饮而尽。 Xie Yujie thought that Tang Dahai is really disgraceful, sitting is motionless there, is not willing to drink. 谢雨洁觉得汤大海实在是太丢人现眼,坐在那里不动,更不愿意喝酒。 The Kong Xi station, said: I go to the bathroom.” 孔溪站了起来,说道:“我去一下卫生间。” I also go.” Xie Yujie takes up hold/container hold/container, said. “我也去。”谢雨洁拿起包包,说道。 Kong Xi said with a smile: Good. I and Sister Xie keep company.” 孔溪笑着说道:“好啊。我和谢姐姐做个伴。” They enter the washroom together, Kong Xi stand before the mirror make up the makeup, Xie Yujie turn on the water halter to wash the hands. 俩人一起进入洗手间,孔溪站在镜子前补妆,谢雨洁打开水笼头洗手。 Crash-bang...... 哗啦啦…… The water current murmur, in addition, does not have the static again. 水流潺潺,除此之外,再无杂音。 Long time, Xie Yujie cannot bear make noise saying: Should not be two mental handicap?” 良久,谢雨洁忍不住出声说道:“该不会是两个智障吧?” Kong Xi sipped the red lip, said to the appearance that in the mirror is attracting the common people: Who didn't say?” 孔溪抿了抿红唇,对着镜子里魅惑苍生的容颜说道:“谁说不是呢?”
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