Chapter 818, I lose not injust! 第818章、我输得不冤！ The scene has the instant peace, then is the crazy laughter. 现场有刹那的安静,然后便是疯狂的笑声。 The father and son were really interesting, the son handled the wedding for the parents, the husband was well-mannered to the wife. 这父子俩实在是太有意思了,儿子为父母操办婚礼,丈夫对妻子彬彬有礼。 If ‚I thought that perhaps I also arrange’ these words am Jiang Keren say, everyone is quite easy to accept. Speaking of the one sturdy guy mouth, how to make people think the Cola? 如果‘我觉得我还没准备好’这句话是姜可人说出来的,大家还比较容易接受一些。从一个粗壮大汉嘴里说出来,怎么就让人那么觉得可乐呢？ Tang Zhong has not smiled. 唐重没笑。 Tang Zhong knows that Big Beard is not the one spiritless person. Let alone is in the presence of everyone own one woman, what at sixes and sevens thing kills alone/one person —— in the presence of everyone, today is others great happiness day, how can kill? 唐重知道大胡子不是一个懦弱的人。别说是当众亲一个女人,就是当众杀一个人——什么乱七八糟的东西,今天是人家大喜的日子,怎么可以打打杀杀的呢？ one dies the man who does not fear, will also be afraid kisses the one woman? 一个连死都不怕的男人,还会害怕亲吻一个女人？ Jiang Keren has not smiled. 姜可人没笑。 She opens the eye in the laughter of audience, does not see any panic, expression is indifferent, the eye is seeing Big Beard looking pensive, looks that and her silent love actually causes a stir in the man in Capital City finally. 她在全场的笑声中睁开眼睛,不见有任何的惊慌失措,表情淡然,眼睛若有所思地看到着大胡子,看着那个和她沉默恋爱却最终轰动京城的男人。 They distinguished for twenty years, but, this time and can the space distance cut off their all sentiments completely? 他们分别了二十几年,可是,这时间和空间的距离就能够把他们所有的感情全部斩断？ Big Beard has not smiled. 大胡子更没笑。 He was still the steamed stuffed bun face that desire language also rested, probably had what words to say, but actually does not know suppressing excrement type how to express. 他仍然是那幅欲语还休的包子脸,好像有什么话想说但是却又不知道如何表达出来的憋屎样。 „You waited for twenty years, why hasn't prepared?” Tang Zhong makes noise to ask. “你都等了二十几年了,为什么还没有准备好？”唐重出声问道。 The father and son have difficult, naturally needed the son to stand to save the scene. 父子有难,自然就需要儿子站出来救场了。 Tang Zhong felt, if China has one ‚the China good son’ selection activities, he can certainly kill the advancing top three. Whom don't you elect me to elect? 唐重觉得如果华夏国有一个‘华夏好儿子’评选活动的话,他一定能够杀进前三甲。你不选我选谁？ Really, the Tang Zhong issue turned on the Big Beard phonograph. 果然,唐重的问题打开了大胡子的话匣子。 Big Beard takes a fast look around the audience, then eyes lovingly looks to stand in front close Jiang Keren, said: „Have you listened to the stories of Dong Yonghe seven female celestial?” 大胡子扫视全场,然后眼眸含情的看着站在面前近在咫尺的姜可人,说道:“你们听过董永和七仙女的故事吗？” „Has listened.” Under the stage some people create a disturbance were saying. This fairytale is almost family/home Yu Jianxiao, how can they not know? “听过。”台下有人起哄着说道。这个神话故事几乎是家喻肩晓,他们怎么会不知道呢？ „I have also listened.” Big Beard buzz the sound said. „27 years ago, I could not find the name small mountain village to arrive at Yanjing from one on the map. Arrives at Jiang Family, the seen one woman is Jiang Keren —— sees her first, I thought of seven female celestial.” “我也听过。”大胡子嗡声说道。“二十七年前,我从一个在地图上找不到名字的小山村来到了燕京。来到姜家,见到的第一个女人就是姜可人——看到她的第一眼,我就想到了七仙女。” The Tang Zhong forehead covered entirely the heavy line. 唐重额头布满了黑线。 My biological father, seven female celestial have seven people. You saw how one did think of seven? 我的亲爹啊,七仙女有七个人。你看到了一个怎么就想到了七个？ Also, there Wuling village girl quality Tang Zhong has also witnessed with own eyes, you come out from Wuling that place, feared that sees anyone in Yanjing is seven female celestial? 再说,五岭村那儿的女孩子质量唐重也亲眼见证过,你从五岭那种地方出来,怕是在燕京看到谁都是七仙女吧？ Naturally, as the Big Beard son, when the father is sensational he cannot do the destruction. 当然,身为大胡子的儿子,在老子煽情的时候他是不能搞破坏的。 Not only oneself is indestructible, but also others, if dares to destroy also to his destroyer destroying. 不仅自己不能破坏,而且别人倘若敢破坏还要把他破坏者给破坏掉。 The audience under stage also shows due respect for the feelings very much, not, because the logic in Big Beard words teased him wrongly. 台下的观众也很给面子,并没有因为大胡子话中的逻辑性错误而取笑他。 Smiles, in heart smiling secretly. 就是笑,也都是在心里偷偷的笑。 You looked, Zhang Heben suppresses very laboriously. Xiao Lian / little face is glowing red, with thoroughly ripe big apple. 你看,张赫本就憋得很辛苦。小脸红通通的,跟个熟透了的大苹果似的。 „I prepared to have the courage for a long time and she speak the first few words. I asked that her latrine where, she looked at me a while, said: Rolls ——” Big Beard then to disclose. “我准备了很长时间才有勇气和她说第一句话。我问她茅房在哪里,她看了我好一阵子,说道:滚——”大胡子接着爆料。 pu chi! 扑哧！ Is drinking the fruit juice Lin Huiyin to blow down the fruit juice of mouth directly, the woman who tastes much also presents this very disrespectful behavior. 正在喝果汁的林回音把嘴里的果汁直接喷掉,还有不少品酒的女士也同样出现这种很失礼的行为。 The gentlemen this time could not bear, unscrupulous laughs heartily makes noise. 男士们这次也忍不住了,肆无忌惮的大笑出声。 Jiang Keren has not thought before , Big Beard of overly cautious and prudent few speech will disclose at marriage in the presence of everyone, fresh-faced creamy cheeks white red purple, is biting the lip, a few words could not say. 姜可人没想到以前老实巴交很少讲话的大胡子会在结婚现场当众爆料,粉嫩滑腻的脸颊白了又红红了又紫,咬着嘴唇,却一句话也说不出来。 If the Tang Zhong mouth has the fruit juice, Tang fruit will also spurt others face. 唐重嘴里要是有果汁的话,唐果也会喷别人一脸。 The Tang Zhong mouth does not have the fruit juice, therefore his not Little Xin / careful bit the tongue. 唐重嘴里没有果汁,所以他不小心咬上了舌头。 Where he stupidly stands, heart has 10 million wild horses to dash about wildly. 他傻乎乎地站在哪儿,心里有一千万头的野马在狂奔。 Big Beard, your image is not this. It is not this. 大胡子,你的形象不是这样的。不是这样的。 You are big, overwhelming power, serious in speech and manner, quiet. 你高大,威猛,不苟言笑,沉默寡言。 You are the blood and iron man in my mind, hard line uncle who the innumerable little misses like being infatuated with. 你是我心目中的铁血男子,无数小姑娘喜欢迷恋的硬派大叔。 This is your, this is your line. 这才是你的型,这才是你的线。 You honk the mouth, you will not make faces, you stick out one's tongue not, you said that what you do sell to sprout/moe? 你又不会嘟嘴,你又不会做鬼脸,你连伸舌头都不会,你说你卖什么萌？ , What does your student family/home sell to sprout/moe with no reason at all? 无缘无故的,你学人家卖什么萌？ „The first appointment, is housekeeper makes me be her driver. housekeeper gives me the task management first night, my anxious evening has not fallen asleep. Next day in the early morning I look for housekeeper, said that I thought perhaps I also arrange. housekeeper asked that I must prepare anything, I said that I must prepare to test the day of driver's license ——, is she opens vehicle-borne me to handle matters. She is my driver, I am her bodyguard.” “第一次约会,是管家让我做她的司机。管家头一天晚上把任务安排给我,我紧张的一晚上都没有睡着。第二天天刚亮我去找管家,说我觉得我还没准备好。管家问我还要准备什么,我说我要准备考个驾照——那一天,是她开车载着我去办事。她是我的司机,我是她的保镖。” Under stage guest again laughs heartily. 台下宾客再次大笑。 The Jiang Keren mother Tang Zhong grandmother smiled the tears bead to come out, sat leaks air in her nearby one old fogey mouth withered speech said to Old Lady: „Has such matter to have such matter, at that time Tang Lie just passed through the gate, I thought that you can't only eat meal do not work? Happen to Miss Keren must go out next day, I am thinking arranged him to follow to make driver —— not to think of next day the talent just dawn, as soon as I opened the room door, saw that he stood in my room entrance not without making a sound.” 姜可人的母亲唐重的外婆笑得眼泪珠子都出来了,坐在她旁边的一个老头子嘴巴干瘪说话漏气地对老太太说道:“是有这么回事是有这么回事儿,那个时候唐猎刚刚进门,我心想你不能只吃饭不干活吧？正好可人小姐第二天要出门,我就想着安排他跟着去做司机——没想到第二天天才刚刚蒙蒙亮,我一打开房间门,就看到他一声不吭的站在我房间门口。” „My indeed has a scare. I said Tang Lie, is your boy this must do? Makes Door God? Tang Lie said to me, housekeeper, I thought that perhaps I also arrange. I was angry, I said Tang Lie, drives to the young lady that's all, can be the big matter, do you also need to prepare? He said that housekeeper, I must first prepare to test driver's license ——” “我真是吓了一大跳。我说唐猎啊,你小子这是要干什么？做门神呢？唐猎就对我说,管家,我觉得我还没准备好。我生气了,我说唐猎,就是给小姐开个车而已,能是多大的事儿,你还需要准备准备？他就说了,管家,我得先准备考个驾照——” Old Lady point at old housekeeper, said with a laugh: „He will not open the car(riage), do you dare to make him follow Keren to go out?” 老太太指着老管家,笑呵呵地说道:“他连车都不会开,你就敢让他跟着可人出门？” „I want to trade alone/one person. However the day of Miss Keren also had early in the morning, after hearing our dialogues, she covered the belly to smile the period of time, or/is still agreed that made Tang Lie go out —— with her at that time, who can think such a day?” “原本我是想换一个人的。但是可人小姐那天也起了个大早,听到我们俩的对话后,她捂着肚子笑了好一阵子,还是同意让唐猎跟她出去——那个时候,谁能想到有这么一天啊？” Old Lady also sighed, said: „Yes. Who can think such a day? They stand, 100 saw personally 99 people shook the head to say did not match.” 老太太也感叹,说道:“是啊。谁能想到有这么一天啊？他们俩站在一起,一百个人看到九十九个人摇头说不配。” „Old Lady, one?” “老太太,还有一个呢？” „one is a blind person.” “还有一个是瞎子。” „——” —— “——”—— Big Beard has the desire of expression very much, has the acting in a play talent very much. 大胡子很有表达的欲望,也很有演戏天赋。 After he waits till everyone's laughter slightly idle time, this then explains religious doctrine: „I kisses/intimate her —— for the first time” 他等到大家的笑声稍微停歇后,这才接着讲道:“我第一次亲她——” Whish! 哗！ Under stage in an uproar. 台下哗然。 Everyone stared in a big way the eye, the look brilliant waited for Big Beard to continue to disclose. 所有人都瞪大了眼睛,眼神灼灼地等待着大胡子继续爆料。 So long as is normal human, how possible the first time not a little interest in others? 只要是个正常人类,怎么可能会对别人的第一次没有一点儿兴趣？ The Tang Zhong mood was also transferred, anticipation actually covert expression curiosity of oneself. 就连唐重的情绪也被调动起来了,期待却又隐蔽的表达着自己的好奇。 He feared that oneself twisted the mouth sidewise too obviously retreating in fear the Big Beard story that the mouth smiled. 他怕自己咧开嘴巴笑的太明显会把大胡子的故事给吓退了回去。 He looked at Jiang Keqing one secretly, discovered that this woman expressionlessly, absolutely does not have the interest a little appearance to this matter. 他偷瞄了姜可卿一眼,发现这女人面无表情,一幅对这种事情完全没有一点儿兴趣的模样。 Tang Zhong is giving the thumbs-up to her, she also returned handed over the one obvious look. 唐重对着她竖起大拇指,她也回递了一个心照不宣的眼神。 „She compares oneself also to install.” Tang Zhong wants to say in heart. “她比自己还会装。”唐重在心里想道。 Jiang Keren was anxious. 姜可人急了。 She is magnanimous calmly, makes Big Beard say embarrassed in the presence of everyone this boudoir secret. 她再大度从容,也不好意思让大胡子把这种闺房秘事当众讲出来。 „Cannot say.” Jiang Keren makes noise the threat. “不许说。”姜可人出声威胁。 Big Beard nods, embarrassed under the audience of áo áo anticipation to the stage apologized: „She to me said that for the first time ‚cannot say’ these three characters, after she has kissed me for the first time on own initiative ——” 大胡子点了点头,不好意思的对台下嗷嗷期待的观众道歉:“她第一次对我说‘不许说’这三个字,就在她第一次主动亲过我之后——” áo —— 嗷—— The guest under stage almost wanted demented, Jiang Liren and Old Lady also had in a type of wind the disorderly feeling. 台下的宾客几乎要癫狂了,就连姜立仁和老太太也有种风中凌乱的感觉。 Was the sentiment, their family/home girls first children of others family/home spoiling? 感情,原来是他们家姑娘先把别人家的孩子给糟蹋了？ This —— their a while must to the parents of son or daughter-in-law say that the sound does sorry? 这——他们一会儿要不要向亲家说声对不起啊？ „Sorry, we cannot teach the oneself daughter. Loss —— my daughter who your son withstands has been repaying now.” “对不起,我们没能管教好自己的女儿。你儿子所承受的损失——我女儿现在已经在偿还了。” Is this saying so irritable? 这话怎么就那么别扭呢？ Tang Zhong also has the chest cavity being dumbfounded feeling. 唐重也有种膛目结舌的感觉。 Jiang Keren is —— of young time so hot? 年轻时候的姜可人——这么火辣？ Now how to look? 怎么现在一点儿也看不出来啊？ Actually Jiang Keqing excited is not good, grabs the hand of Jiang Keren to sway was saying: „Elder sister, you are my biological elder sister. I said that how our blood sisters personalities will differ so many. Originally I am the bright show, you are do one -man show Ah- — to be right, should do. The had a liking for man must make a move on own initiative. The deftness has, the slow in work does not have. Hand remnant can only oneself in home to rub.” 倒是姜可卿激动的不行,抓着姜可人的手摇晃着说道:“姐,你可是我的亲姐啊。我就说嘛,咱们亲姐妹性格怎么会相差那么多呢。原来我是明骚,你是闷骚啊——对,就应该这么干。看上的男人要主动出手。手快有,手慢无。手残的只能自己在家撸。” „——” “——” This time, Tang Zhong starts to have in a type of wind the disorderly feeling. So many pornographic / yellow clever saying that this sister-in-law/little aunt, where she comes? 这一次,唐重开始有种风中凌乱的感觉。这个小姨,她在哪儿来的这么多黄色顺口溜啊？ „Perhaps our first speech, I arrange. I am the driver to her for the first time, perhaps I arrange. Perhaps the first kiss, I also arrange ——” “我们第一次说话,我没准备好。我第一次给她做司机,我没准备好。第一次亲吻,我也没准备好——” „If 20 years ago marries her, I have not prepared. Gave me 20 years of setup times, my or/is still has not prepared.” “如果是二十年前娶她,我没有准备好。给了我二十年的准备时间,我还是没有准备好。” „I always feel, in front of her, my is not good, that is not good, where is not very good.” “我总是觉得,在她面前的时候,我这不好,那不好,什么地方都不够好。” No one chatted. 没有人说笑了。 Everyone was silent. 所有人都沉默了。 The Jiang Keren look was moist. 姜可人的眼神湿润了。 Tang Zhong complexion changed red —— 唐重的脸色变红了—— Ashamed! 羞愧啊！ He has thought oneself is the invincible invincible realm of love young prodigal son, but , compared with front the Big Beard, vagrant who he pesters endlessly simply. 他一直以为自己是攻无不克战无不胜的情场小浪子,但是,和面前的这大胡子一比,他简直就是一胡搅蛮缠的小瘪三。 The performance of Big Beard makes him have the feeling that Gao Shan / high mountain admires greatly. 大胡子的表演让他有种高山仰止的感觉。 Experts. This is the true expert. 高手啊。这才是真正的高手啊。 Motionless already, moves astonishingly! 不动则已,一动惊人！ Tang Zhong oneself is rebuking oneself, Jiang Keqing also held Tang Zhong shoulder to add inflammatory details in side not without knowledge of good from bad, said: „Your father compared with you, no wonder soaked your mother in the past.” 唐重自己都在自责呢,姜可卿还不知好歹的捅了捅唐重的肩膀在旁边添油加醋,说道:“你爹比你强多了,难怪当年泡走了你妈。” „——” what is this? “——”这是什么意思？ could it be oneself wants the certificate to be fiercer than Big Beard, but can also rush to soak the mother to be inadequate with him? 难道自己想要证明比大胡子厉害,还得和他抢着泡老妈不成？ „Before her, I feared that I do not prepare forever well.” Big Beard looks at the eye of Jiang Keren, said: „Gives me again the setup time, is good?” “在她面前,我怕我永远都准备不好。”大胡子看着姜可人的眼睛,说道:“再给我一些准备时间,好不好？” Nod that Jiang Keren has tears streaming down the face. 姜可人泪流满面的点头。 Then, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, gently ‚pecking’ on the lip of Big Beard. 然后,踮起脚尖,轻轻地在大胡子的嘴唇上‘啄’了一口。 The audience burst into thunderous applause, the call is shocking. 全场掌声雷动,呼声震天。 The Lily Hall entrance, one sits the middle-aged man on wheelchair puts out a hand to stroke the oneself breaking leg place, the look is sad, mutters said: „I lose not injust, I lose not injust ——” 百合厅门口,一个坐在轮椅上的中年男人伸手抚摸着自己的断腿处,眼神悲戚,喃喃说道:“我输得不冤,我输得不冤——” ( PS: Also many friends hit to kindly give old willow birthday to bless, Thank you Thank you again Thank you. The next chapter of renewal can put the local tyrant list.) (PS:又有好多朋友打赏给老柳生日祝福,谢谢谢谢再谢谢。下一章更新会放上土豪名单。)