803 rd, characterless Grandmaster! 第803、没骨气的大师！ Yanjing. Spirit rhyme temple. 燕京。灵韵寺。 The spirit rhyme temple is not the well-frequented temple, but, so long as is the temple, moreover is the Yanjing temple, temple inside Buddhist Monk is not too laborious. 灵韵寺不是香火旺盛的寺庙,但是,只要是寺庙,而且是燕京的寺庙,庙里面的和尚都不会过的太辛苦。 As the person is getting more and more greedy, the heart is getting more and more lonely, prays for a son to seek the wealth to seek the health to ask the marriage affinity plea person to ask the person of woman to be then getting more and more. Even stands above stage forever glorious great celebrity is no exception. 随着人越来越贪婪,心越来越寂寞,求子求财求健康求姻缘求情人求女人的人便越来越多。甚至连一些站在舞台之上光芒万丈的大明星也不例外。 Today, the spirit rhyme temple came a distinguished guest. 今天,灵韵寺来了一名贵宾。 great celebrity Tang Zhong arrived low-key admired the temple spirit, burnt incense to worship buddha, after making the good wishes that was willing the peaceful country and safe people disaster the bumper grain harvest wisdom such as the sea to come propitiously, then contributed thick one pack of China coins to nearby donation box, said to small Buddhist Monk that the eyes shone: „I want to see your Grandmaster Yuan Tong.” 大明星唐重低调的来到了灵歆寺,烧香礼佛,许下愿国泰民安灾难不起五谷丰登智慧如海吉祥来的美好愿望后,便向旁边的功德箱捐了厚厚一叠华夏币,对双眼放光的小和尚说道:“我想见你们的圆通大师。” „Sees Grandmaster Yuan Tong?” Natural ignorant image that small Buddhist Monk to keep the pair of eyes circle was still opening. The spirit rhyme temple is not the big temple, the wealthy villager of coming are also few. In the temple some people donate money frequently, but rare resembles type of two goods packs of places contribute. Becoming greedy at the sight of money, is the Buddha no exception, is this did not have basic small Buddhist Monk let alone? “见圆通大师？”小和尚仍然保持着双眼圆睁的天然懵形象。灵韵寺不是大庙,进来的土财主也少。寺庙里经常有人捐钱,但是少有像这种二货一叠叠地捐的。见钱眼开,佛祖也不例外,更何况是这位还没有入门的小和尚？ He in that heart scolded the Tang Zhong fool was also praying such fool were getting more and more is good, like this their month bonus even more will be more sumptuous. 他在心里骂唐重傻逼的同时也祈祷着这样的傻逼越来越多才好,这样他们这个月的奖金就会更加丰盛一些。 „Do you see our Grandmaster Yuan Tong for what matter?” Small Buddhist Monk had bowing in salute of character to thank donation of Tang Zhong very much, made noise to ask. „Is asks to sign or/is still to dispel doubt?” “你为何事见我们圆通大师？”小和尚很有范儿的作揖感谢了唐重的捐助,出声问道。“是求签还是解惑？” „I hit small learn Buddha, is familiar with various scrip­tures. Heard that the Grandmaster Yuan Tong Buddhist doctrine is mysterious, comes to learn from him especially.” Tang Zhong said. „Comes from far away, a sincere intention, troubles the Grandmaster to help me introduce.” “我打小习佛,更熟读各部经文。听说圆通大师佛法玄妙,特地来向他取经。”唐重说道。“远道而来,一片诚心,麻烦大师帮我介绍一番。” „I go to to inform one. It's up to your destiny to make it or not.” Small Buddhist Monk said. “我去通报一声。成不成还要看你们的缘分。”小和尚说道。 „I think that we will certainly be predestined friends.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. Speech at the same time, very agile toward small Buddhist Monk hand a bill. “我想我们一定会有缘的。”唐重笑着说道。说话的同时,很是利索的朝着小和尚的手里塞了一把钞票。 „Buddha prompts being predestined friends person.” Small Buddhist Monk smiled the mouth unable to close up. This silly goods silly real lovable. “佛促有缘人。”小和尚笑得嘴巴都合不拢了。这傻货傻的真可爱。 „Buddha's love rich man.” Tang Zhong also follows to smile, met one in heart secretly. “佛爱有钱人。”唐重也跟着笑,在心里暗自接了一句。 Really, several minutes of martial arts, small Buddhist Monk walked on the half step, facial expression joyous saying: „Donor, inside invited.” 果然,几分钟的功夫,小和尚就快步走了出来,神情欢悦的说道:“施主,里面请。” „Thank you.” Tang Zhong expressed gratitude, follows to walk toward inside in small Buddhist Monk behind the body. “谢谢。”唐重道谢,跟在小和尚的身后朝里面走去。 one wears short old man of azure garment also to follow to set out, careless following on the heels, was not detected by small Buddhist Monk. 一个身穿青衫的小老头也跟着起身,漫不经心的跟在后面,并不被小和尚察觉。 „Wait a bit.” Small Buddhist Monk hints Tang Zhong to please do not bother to see me off, then he shoves open a leaf of wooden door gently, said: „Grandmaster, the guest came.” “稍等。”小和尚示意唐重留步,然后他轻轻推开一扇木门,说道:“大师,客人来了。” „Asked him to come.” inside broadcasts the vigorous loud and clear man voice. “请他进来吧。”里面传来浑厚洪亮的男人声音。 „Please.” The small Buddhist Monk side lets invite at the same time. “请。”小和尚侧让一边邀请。 Tang Zhong expressed gratitude to small Buddhist Monk, then took a step to enter the Grandmaster Yuan Tong monk's room. 唐重对小和尚道谢,然后举步走进了圆通大师的禅房。 Grandmaster Yuan Tong is the western hall in spirit rhyme temple. The position of west hall is next to the seat of honor, he to enlighten the responsibility that the monks and speaking write out. Although ranks the position of class head high, but sets an example everywhere, like the person of ordinary ginseng/partake study. 圆通大师是灵韵寺的西堂。西堂的地位仅次于首座、他负有教化僧众、宣讲开示的责任。虽然高居班首之位,但是处处以身作则,如同普通参学之人。 After Tang Zhong enters the monk's room, did not send regards that does not salute, but smiling sizes up that to wear the azure monk clothing/taking to sit cross-legged to sit is in a state of sitting in meditation middle-aged big Buddhist Monk. 唐重进入禅房后,也不问候更不施礼,只是笑咪咪的打量着那个身穿青色僧服盘腿而坐陷入入定状态的中年大和尚。 bald head, moon-face, benign countenance. 光头,圆脸,慈眉善目。 This face has the fraudulence very much, can deceive the innumerable demented followers. 这张脸很有欺骗性,能够迷惑无数的癫狂信徒。 Middle-aged big Buddhist Monk possible oneself wait/etc. is impatient, opens eyes to ask: „What do you want to ask?” 中年大和尚可能自己等得不耐烦了,睁眼问道:“你想问些什么？” „Asked that we are predestined friends.” Tang Zhong said with a smile, sits on the Grandmaster Yuan Tong opposite wooden chair directly. “问我们是不是有缘。”唐重笑着说道,径直坐在圆通大师对面的木椅上。 Grandmaster Yuan Tong sincere looks at Tang Zhong, said: „Why has this to ask?” 圆通大师正色看着唐重,说道:“为何有此问？” „I looked the Grandmaster felt kind serious, probably our village many years ago walks Butcher Zhu that loses. Butcher Zhu kills the pig is a expert, the white red knife goes , the white knife comes out, the pig will toss about will die a while. Moreover Butcher Zhu is very good to me, saw each time will throw the one streaky pork or the pig large intestine from his meat basket to me makes me take to improve life. I ate his pork in childhood a lot.” “我一看大师就觉得亲切的不得了,好象是我们村子多年前走丢的朱屠户。朱屠户杀猪是一把好手,白红刀子进去,白刀子出来,猪折腾好一阵子才会死。而且朱屠户对我特别好,每次见到好都会从他的肉篮子里给我丢一块五花肉或者猪大肠让我拿回去改善生活。我小时候没少吃他的猪肉。” „Amitabha.” Grandmaster Yuan Tong both hands gathers bows with hands clasped, mouth Hu Buddha. „Crime crime. I think, the donor certainly was the admitting mistakes person. I have not killed the pig, has not made this and other bloody matters. The Buddhists to leniency.” “阿弥陀佛。”圆通大师双手合揖,口呼佛号。“罪过罪过。我想,施主一定是认错人了。我不曾杀猪,也没做过这等血腥之事。出家人以慈悲为怀。” „Killing the pig was the bloody matter? If in this world does not have the butcher, how you can eat the meatball? How can you eat the pickled cabbage to fry the pig's intestines? How can you eat the sweet and sour spareribs?” “杀猪怎么就是血腥之事了？如果这个世界上没有屠户的话,你怎么吃得着肉丸子？你怎么吃得着酸菜炒肥肠？你怎么吃得着糖醋排骨？” „Donor looks flexibly did not discuss discussed after?” “施主来找圆通不是谈佛论经的吗？” „I with you am discussing that now discussed.” Tang Zhong said. „Buddha Daoji have said that the wine and meat puts on the intestines, Buddha in heart remains. Initially Buddha Daoji most liked eating the chicken buttocks and fever ham ——, if in this world did not have the butcher, the fever ham of living buddha where? Does the could it be pig meet oneself to pluck hairs to split the chest cavity then to jump to put up to roast to the fire? The drinking water does not forget the digging a well person, how do you eat the pork to scold the butcher to be bloody?” “我现在就是在和你谈佛论经。”唐重说道。“济公活佛都说过,酒肉穿肠过,佛祖心中留。当初济公活佛最喜欢吃鸡屁股和烧猪腿——如果这个世界上没有屠户的话,活佛的烧猪腿从哪儿来？难道猪会自己拔毛剖膛然后跳到火架上去烤？吃水不忘挖井人,你吃过猪肉怎么就能骂屠户血腥呢？” „Donor, the world only remembers that Buddha Daoji ‚wine and meat puts on the intestines to cross Buddha in heart to keep’ this, but, actually does not know that under him also has a few words even more to be important: If world study I, like Demonic Path. The myriad things have mystical powers, regardless of being born the or/is still enter the world, or/is still must to leniency.” “施主,世人只记得济公活佛‘酒肉穿肠过佛祖心中留’这句,但是,却不知道他下面还有一句话更加重要:世人若学我,如同进魔道。万物有灵,无论出世还是入世,还是应当以慈悲为怀。” „Then said, the pig does not kill?” “那么说,猪是杀不得的？” „Cannot kill.” “杀不得。” „Person?” “人呢？” „Your his mother is looks for a job?” Grandmaster Yuan Tong stares to scold. “你他妈是来找事的吧？”圆通大师瞪眼骂道。 Tang Zhong is amazed, said: „Grandmaster, how can you exit|to speak to curse at people?” 唐重惊诧莫名,说道:“大师,你怎可出口骂人？” „I scolded was your vagrant.” Grandmaster Yuan Tong jumped from the rush cushion. „Obviously is a big tail wolf, what little white sheep installs before this Sir? You are Tang Zhong, is annoyed by everybody Tang Zhong that kills without showing blood, you think that I don't know?” “我骂的就是你这瘪三。”圆通大师从蒲团上面跳了起来。“明明就是一大尾巴狼,在本大爷面前装什么小白羊啊？你是唐重,人见人厌杀人不见血的唐重,你以为我不知道？” „Does Grandmaster know me?” Tang Zhong asked with a smile. “大师认识我？”唐重笑着问道。 „Naturally knew.” Grandmaster Yuan Tong cold said with a smile. „Originally understanding should be a deceased person, has not actually thought that you are also living to the present. Since you found my here to come, proved Ming Hui the loose mouth?” “当然认识。”圆通大师冷笑着说道。“原本认识的应该是个死人,却没想到你到现在还活着。既然你找到我这儿来,证明明惠已经松嘴了吧？” „What person is Ming Hui your?” Tang Zhong asked. “明惠是你什么人？”唐重问道。 „My wife.” Grandmaster Yuan Tong natural saying. “我老婆。”圆通大师理所当然的说道。 „Buddhist Monk is not cannot get married?” Tang Zhong said. “和尚不是不可以结婚的吗？”唐重说道。 „Person was unable to kill people, don't I illuminate kill?” Grandmaster Yuan Tong sneers again and again. „Said again, I make Buddhist Monk to also conceal the oneself real status, making them unable to think that one Buddhist Monk will also do these murders the deals. Otherwise, who is willing to eat all day pale that the green vegetables gruel of bird? Drinks must drinking secretly, very does not satisfy a craving.” “人还不可以杀人呢,我不照杀？”圆通大师冷笑连连。“再说,我做和尚也就是为了掩饰自己的真实身份,让他们想不着一个和尚也会干那些杀人的勾当。不然的话,谁愿意整天吃那淡的出鸟的青菜稀饭？喝酒都得偷偷的喝,忒不过瘾了些。” „Grandmaster crosses was too laborious.” Saying that Tang Zhong sighed. „Since Ming Hui is the wife of Grandmaster , the Grandmaster does owe me the one apology?” “大师过的太辛苦了。”唐重感叹的说道。“既然明惠是大师的老婆,那么,大师是不是欠我一个道歉？” „I apologize you to let off my wife?” Asked flexibly. “我道歉你就放过我老婆？”圆通问道。 „Does not put.” “不放。” „Why doesn't put me also to give you to apologize?” “不放我为什么还要给你道歉？” Appearance that Tang Zhong is startled for the Celestial, a face respectful said to Grandmaster Yuan Tong: „The Grandmaster is skilled in the Buddhist doctrine, today sees, really lives up to reputation.” 唐重一幅惊为天人的模样,一脸恭敬的对圆通大师说道:“都说大师精通佛法,今日一见,果然名不虚传。” „Do not pat flattery / horse buttocks. The masters do not eat this set.” The flexible character looks very crude. Completely loses installed time of Grandmaster a moment ago ‚docile affection’ the appearance. “别拍马屁。爷不吃这套。”圆通的性格看起来很粗暴。完全失去了刚才装大师的时候那幅‘温顺慈爱’的模样。 It seems like that he usually suppressed bitterly. 看来,他平时憋得太苦了。 „I am very earnest is praising the Grandmaster, should not be self-confident.” Tang Zhong very serious saying. „Looked, in I had eaten in the share of Grandmaster many pig large intestine in childhood, the matter of apology exempted, your I do not raise again, so as to avoid injured many years of sentimental ——” “我是很认真的在赞美大师,你别不自信。”唐重很是严肃的说道。“看在我小时候吃过大师不少猪大肠的份上,道歉的事情就免了,你我都不要再提,免得伤了多年的感情——” „How can't you understand logical expression or/is still?” Grandmaster Yuan Tong very angry interrupts the Tang Zhong words, said: „I have told you, I have not killed the pig. I am not Butcher Zhu of that anything nonsense.” “你是听不懂人话还是怎么着？”圆通大师很是恼怒的打断唐重的话,说道:“我告诉过你,我没杀过猪。我不是那什么狗屁的朱屠户。” „Pitifully. However your looks really looks like very much.” “可惜了。不过你们俩人长得真的很像。” „Tang Zhong, your doing shame I. Since came, that delimits the making a debut say/way to come. What's wrong, do you want to slaughter inadequately in the place of this Buddhist? You did not fear that was exposed by the reporter?” “唐重,你休要辱我。既然来了,那就划出道道来吧。怎么,你要在这佛家之地大开杀戒不成？你就不怕被记者曝光？” „indeed joke. Like your type should the drop dead fried in oil bad embryo did not fear that was punished by the Buddha, my 15 good citizens also to fear that was exposed by the reporter? What way of the world is this?” “真是笑话。像你这种应该杀千刀被油炸的坏胎都不怕被佛祖惩罚,我一五好公民还要怕被记者曝光？这是什么世道？” „Do not be convinced. The people I kill, the Buddha I also serves, doesn't live in the same old way well? How you want, to say directly. Sir temper is not good, do not let Sir become impatient.” “你也别不服气。人我杀得,佛祖我也侍候得,不照样活得好好的？你想怎么着,直接说吧。大爷性子不好,别让大爷等急了。” „The Buddhist doctrine can self-cultivation, it seems like you are completely the model of failure.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „Like this, we make the one transaction. Who you told me are incite you to kill my, I pretend that today has not come to this place.” “都说佛法能够让人修身养性,看来你完全是失败的典型。”唐重笑着说道。“这样,咱们做一个交易。你告诉我是谁指使你们杀我的,我就假装今天没有来过这个地方。” „Will you put my wife?” “那你会放了我老婆吗？” „Does not put.” Tang Zhong said. „Your wife is a criminal, by the police department catching. I do not have the right to release people. I cannot destroy the judicial fairness.” “不放。”唐重说道。“你老婆是罪犯,被警察部门给逮走了。我没权利放人。我不能破坏司法公正。” „Didn't release people you to add a hammer?, We fight one well. You killed me or make me kill your ——” “不放人你还说个锤子？来来来,咱们好好打一架。你杀了我或者让我杀了你——” „Is really coarse.” Tang Zhong heaves a deep sigh. “真不斯文。”唐重摇头叹息。 Tang Zhong speech at the same time, the body bounces from the wooden chair suddenly. 唐重说话的同时,身体突然间从木椅上弹跳而起。 Foot lance, kicking of no omen to the Grandmaster Yuan Tong cross section. 脚化长矛,毫无预兆的踢向圆通大师的跨部。 If real Buddhist Monk, Tang Zhong causes this move. 要是真和尚,唐重对人使这一招也就罢了。 But Grandmaster Yuan Tong is false Buddhist Monk, among that gadget to cross loves like the life. A Tang Zhong foot wants to destroy his fresh lifeblood, where is he willing to give up? 可圆通大师是个假和尚,对跨间的那玩意儿爱如生命。唐重一出脚就是想毁了他的生命根,他哪肯就此善罢干休？ Therefore, he explodes drinks one, a palm of the hand claps on front tea table. 于是,他爆喝一声,一巴掌拍在面前的茶几上。 On several teapot cover for a jar lifts, the boiling hot boiling water sprinkled toward the head of Tang Zhong. 几上的茶壶壶盖掀开,滚烫的开水朝着唐重的脑袋泼了过去。 Meanwhile, the tip of the toe of Grandmaster selects, was fronted the rush cushion under buttocks then to fly toward Tang Zhong by him a moment ago. 与此同时,大师的脚尖一挑,刚才被他垫在屁股底下的蒲团便朝着唐重飞了过去。 The attack of Tang Zhong is blocked, must remove fast incurs to dodge, avoided the Grandmaster to prepare the good boiling hot boiling water by this. 唐重的攻击受阻,只得快速的撤招闪避,以此来避开大师早就准备好的滚烫开水。 Now, Tang Zhong said that anything does not believe before being flexible, has not killed the pig. Before killing the pig, first boils water, this way thief is clear. 现在,唐重说什么也不相信圆通以前没有杀过猪了。杀猪前先烧水,这门道贼清。 He was angry a moment ago, should be exposed the beforehand status to become angry out of shame by Tang Zhong? 刚才他那么生气,应该是被唐重揭破了以前的身份而恼羞成怒吧？ While Tang Zhong retrocedes, the Grandmaster Yuan Tong both feet stares, the head then fled toward the behind the body wooden window. 在唐重后退的同时,圆通大师的双脚一瞪,脑袋便朝着身后的木窗窜了过去。 The out of the window spirit rhyme is the mountain, so long as enters the mountain, by him familiar with the mountain road, then escapes this tribulation. 窗外灵韵是山,只要入山,以他对山路的熟悉,便逃过此劫。 Tang Zhong must kick his Little Brother, is he actually thinking escaping? 唐重要踢他的小弟弟,他竟然想着逃跑？ This Grandmaster was too characterless. 这大师太没骨气了。 ( Ps: Two days have not renewed. While participating in the opportunity of friend wedding, brings the small monster monster and willow tree gets food down to play well for two days. The computer that carries has not opened, in the mind does not consider the plot, complete relaxation. Since writing a book, has owed your many, owes their many. This time, diverting to accompany them should the time of symbol. (ps:两天没有更新了。趁着参加朋友婚礼的机会,带着小妖妖和柳下饭出去好好的玩了两天。背出去的电脑没有打开过,脑海里也不考虑剧情,完完全全的放松。自从写书以来,欠你们的很多,欠她们的也不少。这一次,把原本应该码字的时间给挪用来陪伴她们。 Very serious said one to everyone: Sorry!!!) 很严肃的对大家说一声:对不起！！！)