Chapter 769 and pitiful mountain thief! 第769章、可怜的山贼！ oneself is not concerned about face very invincibly, others are not concerned about face make Tang Zhong have the pressure very much. 自己不要脸很无敌,别人不要脸就让唐重很有压力。 The excuse of Cai Sanpao lets the Tang Zhong delay at the scene, complexion is pale, the body shivers, probably made anything to steal person daughter-in-law / wife dug the person ancestral grave and so on matter that weighs on the conscience —— 蔡三炮的这个借口让唐重呆滞当场,脸色苍白,身体颤抖,好像做了什么偷人媳妇挖人祖坟之类的亏心事儿—— You listen to you to listen, how sincere inhabitant. The reason that he holds the blade to rob is only ——, because the inhabitant is simple, he discussed with oneself embarrassed rises in prices. 你听听你听听,多么实诚的山里人啊。他之所以持刀抢劫的原因只是——因为山里人朴实,他不好意思和自己谈涨价。 This makes Tang Zhong that the benefit supreme art blood brother must clearly do accounts very guilty, the guilty result was he flies into a rage, rushes to the Cai Sanpao surface to go to his next three groups to stamp more than ten feet ruthlessly. 这让利益至上讲究亲兄弟也要明算帐的唐重很是愧疚,愧疚的结果就是他暴跳如雷,冲到蔡三炮的面前往他的下三路狠狠地跺了十几脚。 „Does not rise in prices on own initiative is because the inhabitant is simple, rushing to be first to want discourteous Flowery Girl is because you are poor unable to marry daughter-in-law / wife?” Tang Zhong sneers again and again. But, why is Flowery Girl? “不主动涨价是因为山里人朴实,争先恐后想要非礼如花少女是因为你们穷得娶不着媳妇？”唐重冷笑连连。可是,为什么又是如花少女呢？ The place that the position that he avoided a moment ago although stupid very attached to these had a distance, however the ear of Tang Zhong was keen exceptionally, the nature listening to really clear cuts the content that they talked. 刚才他躲避的位置虽然离这几个蠢贼接头的地方有段距离,但是唐重的耳朵灵敏异常,自然把他们对话的内容给听个真真切切。 Who hears them actually in disputing on first Su Shan this issue, Tang Zhong indeed both funny and annoying, this crowd of impolite bastard did bastard, what position arrange me at? 听到他们竟然在争执谁先上苏山这个问题,唐重真是又笑又气,这群没大没小的混蛋王八蛋,把我排在什么位置了？ I have not gotten up, what vigor do you struggle? 我都没上过,你们争个什么劲儿？ Also, I, if has gotten up, your what matters? 再说,我要是上过,还有你们什么事儿？ Stupid! 愚蠢！ Cai Sanpao was kicked to injure the egg by Tang Zhong, is covering a pants crotch pitiful yell. 蔡三炮被唐重踢伤了蛋,捂着裤裆声声惨叫。 But regardless of, again loud, some people that he called will not save a life. 可是,无论他叫的再大声,也不会有人来救命的。 The position that because, they are at now is the rabbit mountain. In this remote mountains and ancient forests inside, will have what human footmark besides rabbit where? 因为,他们现在所在的位置是兔儿山。在这深山老林里面,除了兔子哪里还会有什么人迹？ Cai Dapao and Cai Erpao, although whole body being incapable falls down, however Sanpao pitiful yell sound or/is still all listens in the ear. They cannot help, can do is as far as possible shrinks toward tent inside the body of oneself, shrinks also while mumbled: You cannot see me unable to see me unable to see I hot compelling you unable to see my —— 蔡大炮和蔡二炮虽然全身无力瘫倒在地,但是三炮的惨叫声音还是全都听在耳朵里。他们帮不上什么忙,能做的就是尽量的把自己的身体往帐篷里面缩,一边缩还一边念念有词:你看不见我看不见我看不见我麻辣个逼的你看不见我—— „Right.” Cai Sanpao wail while nods. Although he thought that the excuse of Tang Zhong is very rotten, the excuse that but, he can think is more rotten than this, therefore can only approve the Tang Zhong words: „Is this principle is this principle. The inhabitants are poor, my thirty years old had not been marrying daughter-in-law / wife, saw that big younger sister pretty I am thinking makes —— howling ——” “对对对。”蔡三炮一边哭嚎一边点头。虽然他觉得唐重的这个借口很烂,但是,他能够想到的借口比这个更烂,于是只能赞成唐重的话:“是这个理是这个理。山里人穷,我都三十几岁了还没娶着媳妇,看到大妹子漂亮我就想着弄一弄——嚎——” This time does not close the Tang Zhong matter, was Su Shan grasps is burning the firewood stick to hold directly the Cai Sanpao pants crotch. 这一次不关唐重的事儿,是苏山直接抓起一根燃烧着的柴禾棍捅进了蔡三炮的裤裆。 Where sees squatting of Su Shan expressionlessly, that in the hand grabs is burning the fever fire rake still in the revolutions the revolutions, Tang Zhong feels scalp tingles, the body is blown by the night wind trembles. Holds obviously is others' egg, his oneself fruit also with intermittent twitching. 看到苏山面无表情的蹲在哪儿,手里抓着的那根燃烧着的烧火棍还在转啊转的,唐重就觉得头皮发麻,身体被夜风吹得直哆嗦。明明捅得是别人的蛋,他自己的蛋蛋也在跟着一阵阵的抽搐。 „Was too ruthless.” “太狠了。” „Ah- — Ah- — Ah- —” Cai Sanpao called with wanting orgasm / high tide. “啊——啊——啊——”蔡三炮叫的跟要高潮了似的。 Tang Zhong kicks on the buttocks of Cai Sanpao, scolded: „You? Is this pain or/is still is crisp?” 唐重一脚踢在蔡三炮的屁股上,骂道:“你啊个屁啊？这到底是痛还是爽啊？” „Pain —— saves a life —— to save a life thoroughly the Ah- — murder.” Cai Sanpao shouts oneself hoarse is yelling. Obviously, Su Shan that lethality that burns the fire rake is not low. “痛痛痛——救命——救命啊——杀人啦。”蔡三炮声嘶力竭的叫喊着。显然,苏山那根烧火棍的杀伤力不低。 Tang Zhong looks to Su Shan, said: „Do you smell to have the flavor that what thing scorches?” 唐重看向苏山,说道:“你有没有闻到有什么东西烧焦的味道？” Su Shan gouged Tang Zhong one, withdrawing that this is not willing that burnt the fire rake. 苏山剜了唐重一眼,这才不甘愿的抽回了那根烧火棍。 Obviously, she Tang Zhong also on strange. 显然,她连唐重也怪上了。 They had actually discussed such dirty matter, Tang Zhong has not said with her. 他们竟然商量过这么龌龊的事情,唐重却没有和她说过。 This matter Tang Zhong also puts in great inconvenience, at that time he truly prepared to Su Shan raises a mouth, but thinks it over does not want to say these words the time uses what expression. 这事儿唐重也委屈,当时他确实是准备给苏山提一嘴的,只是想来想去没想好说这句话的时候用什么表情。 For example, he is grinning said to Su Shan: That several mountain thief think on you, who is disputing to arrange one. 譬如,他是笑嘻嘻的对苏山说:那几个山贼想上你,正在争执着谁排第一个呢。 or/is still expression is stern, a face said sadly: That several mountain thief think on you, who is disputing to arrange one. 还是表情严峻,一脸哀伤地说道:那几个山贼想上你,正在争执着谁排第一个呢。 If you, which way you did use to say? 要是你的话,你用哪种方式说？ You have a look, this is how very difficult technology lives. 你看看,这是多么高难度的技术活啊。 Tang Zhong squats down to look at Cai Sanpao, said: „Very early moved the evil heart?” 唐重蹲下来看着蔡三炮,说道:“很早就动坏心了吧？” „How you know?” Cai Sanpao covers the fruit to say. “你咋知道的啊？”蔡三炮捂着蛋蛋说道。 „How do I know?” Tang Zhong sneers. „Excuse me, what my university study is psychology is good? What I study is the will of the people human nature is good? Are the friends who I usually have to do the intelligence quotient are lower than 70 my opponents are the intelligence quotient are higher than 100 good? The goods like you amn't I seeing good?” “我怎么知道的？”唐重冷笑。“拜托,我大学学的是心理学好不好？我研究的是人心人性好不好？我平时打交道的朋友都是智商低于七十我的对手都是智商高于一百的好不好？像你这样的货色我都不正眼看一眼的好不好？” Su Shan got angry, said: „Your intelligence quotient does not have 70.” 苏山怒了,说道:“你的智商才没七十。” „Your exception your exception.” Tang Zhong be all smile was explaining said. „I said that these mainly to manifest my wise supernatural might —— have, Hua Ming Liang Tao Wang Aiguo their intelligence quotients truly are lower than 70, does not believe you to go back to give them to measure.” “你例外你例外。”唐重满脸堆笑的解释着说道。“我说这些主要是为了体现我的英明神武——还有,花明梁涛王爱国他们的智商确实低于七十,不信你回去给他们测测。” „——” Hua Ming Liang Tao Wang Aiguo expressed that they lie down are also being hit. “——”花明梁涛王爱国纷纷表示他们躺着也中枪。 Tang Zhong looks to Cai Sanpao, said: „I give you pay in advance the gold/metal the time, sees your greedy look. However, the person both is greedy, this can understand. However, obviously you can carry moves this backpack, what actually pretends to lack the ability to do what one would like —— your goal is? Does not want to make my backpack start off, is good to consume my physical strength?” 唐重又看向蔡三炮,说道:“我给你预付金的时候,就看到你贪婪的眼神。不过,人都有贪心,这个可以理解。但是,你明明可以背的动这个背包,却假装力不从心——你的目的是什么？不就是想让我背包上路,好消耗我的体力吗？” „Also, you climb a mountain what walks to dry? To make us unable to have the opportunity of panting for breath? I did not say that stops you not to stop, has your such guide? All that you make, the one who exposes evil and cruel thoughts —— that you want to make both of us fall down from weariness to be most hateful, doesn't the disjunction branch that you keep lead the way to that two idiots? Such obvious trace, let alone is I, is our teammate Su Shan also one can look that you have the issue.” “还有,你爬山的时候走那么快干什么？想让我们得不到喘息的机会？我不说停你不喊停,有你这样的向导吗？你所做的一切,都暴露了你想让我们俩累倒的歹毒心思——最可恨的是,你一路不停的折断树枝不就是给那两个蠢货引路吗？这么明显的痕迹,别说是我,就是我方队友苏山也一眼就能够看出来你这人有问题。” „——” “——” Tang Zhong is whipping the cheeks of Cai Sanpao, said: „mountain thief must have the mountain thief consciousness, the time is developing, the science and technology is progressing, your taking by force methods must keep pace with the times constantly enhance, otherwise, are we make you tribulation or/is still not to make you tribulation? Your has had for our these pitiful hostages has thought?” 唐重拍打着蔡三炮的脸颊,说道:“山贼也要有山贼的觉悟,时代在发展,科技在进步,你们的打劫手段也要与时俱进不断提高,不然的话,我们到底是让你劫好呢还是不让你劫好呢？你有没有为我们这些可怜的人质想过？” Cai Sanpao wants to nod to say lets the tribulation quite lets good of tribulation, but sees Tang Zhong to sneer . Moreover the combative look, hurries to change a statement saying: „Does not make the tribulation not make the tribulation, the scholarship non- demon not probably others.” 蔡三炮想点头说让劫的好让劫的好,但是看到唐重冷笑而且杀气腾腾的眼神,赶紧改口说道:“不让劫不让劫,学艺不精怪不得别人。” „You said that I did kill or/is still to kill you you?” Tang Zhong asked. “你说我是把你杀了还是把你杀了？”唐重问道。 „I kill ——” panic-stricken Cai Sanpao looks to Tang Zhong, he always felt with Tang Zhong speech the brain of time oneself obvious is insufficient. “把我杀——”蔡三炮惊恐的看向唐重,他总觉得和唐重说话的时候自己的大脑明显的不够用。 „Killed?” “杀了？” „Does not want. Do not kill me.” Cai Sanpao feared. „Big brother —— not, Sir, Grandfather, was I am wrong. I should not live read evilly. I do not dare, you forgave my dog's life. I do not want your money, I also give back to your —— I to show the way to you that 100 money deposits free, when you I was put.” “不要。不要杀我。”蔡三炮怕极了。“大哥——不,大爷,爷爷,是我错了。我不应该生歹念。我再也不敢了,你就饶了我这条狗命吧。我不要你的钱,我把那一百块钱订金也还给你——我免费给你领路,你就当我是个屁放了吧。” „Do you usually look in a mirror?” “你平时照不照镜子？” „—— illuminates every day.” “——每天都照。” „Since you look in a mirror every day, could it be you had not discovered that you did grow one unbelievably dumb-founded? Why do I believe you?” “既然你每天照镜子,难道你就没发现你长了一张让人难以相信的傻脸吗？我凭什么相信你？” „My ——” “我——” „or/is still killed cleanly.” Tang Zhong said. “还是杀了干净。”唐重说道。 „Do not kill me.” Cai Sanpao sheds bitter tears. „Murder violates the law. Some people noticed that I walked into the mountain with you, if I have not followed you to go back, they will report to the police. You is a great person, why to annoy to trouble to oneself?” “不要杀我。”蔡三炮痛哭流涕。“杀人是犯法的。有人看到我跟你进山了,如果我没跟着你回去,他们会报警的。你是大人物,何必给自己惹上麻烦呢？” „Said is also.” Tang Zhong hesitated. „Then gave to kill them? Others had not noticed they follow I to walk into the mountain.” “说的也是。”唐重犹豫了。“那把他们俩给杀了？别人可没看到他们俩跟着我进山。” The throat creeping motion of Cai Sanpao, said: „Killing their —— wasn't good?” 蔡三炮的喉咙蠕动,说道:“杀了他们——也不好吧？” „You said that is kills your or/is still to kill them? Can die 1-2? Otherwise I and my little friend will be angry very much,” “那你说是杀你还是杀他们？总要死1-2吧？不然我和我的小伙伴都会很生气,” „Kills them.” Cai Sanpao said without hesitation. The cannon Second Artillery, Sanpao is unfair to you. “杀他们。”蔡三炮毫不犹豫地说道。大炮二炮,三炮对不起你们。 pā! 啪！ A Tang Zhong palm of the hand pulls out on his face, crack to rain curses was saying: „Are they your blood brother? Your blood elder brother? Your this cruel and merciless ruthless mindless heartless and cruel son of a bitch, without hesitation strikes a vicious blow to the oneself blood elder brother, do you have the human nature? Are you also loyal? Your oneself blood brothers sold, why can I also believe you?” 唐重一巴掌抽在他脸上,破口大骂着说道:“他们是不是你的亲兄弟？是不是你的亲哥哥？你这种心狠手辣无情无义没心没肺狼心狗肺的狗东西,毫不犹豫的就对自己的亲哥哥下毒手,你还有没有人性？你还讲不讲义气？你连自己的亲哥哥都卖了,我凭什么还能相信你？” „——” Cai Sanpao cries lightly crash-bang. The cannon Second Artillery, you are unfair to me. “——”蔡三炮哭得淅沥哗啦的。大炮二炮,你们对不起我。 Tang Zhong scolded one, said wickedly: „Gives you again an opportunity, you said that whom kills?” 唐重骂了一阵,恶狠狠地说道:“再给你一次机会,你说杀谁？” „——” Cai Sanpao clenches the teeth not to open the mouth stubbornly. Do you work as the volume is a fool? “——”蔡三炮咬紧牙关死死地不开口。你当额是傻逼啊？ pā! 啪！ Tang Zhong another palm of the hand pulls out on his face , to continue crack to rain curses: „Your this bastard, the swindler, you added a moment ago must guide to me, I ask that now your one simple issue you did not reply, how I believe you will guide to me well? Where toward guides? Takes away toward ravine inside? Since you do not respect me, I do not need to respect you. I no one kill, kills your ——” 唐重又一巴掌抽在他脸上,继续破口大骂:“你这个混蛋,骗子,你刚才还说要给我带路,我现在问你一个简单的问题你都不回答,我怎么相信你会好好给我带路？往哪儿带路？往山沟沟里面带去？你既然不尊重我,那我也没必要尊重你。我谁也不杀,就杀你——” „——” Cai Sanpao cries was about dead. “——”蔡三炮哭的快断气了。 Su Shan knits the brows, said: „Hurried to solve.” 苏山皱眉,说道:“赶紧解决了吧。” „Doesn't need to worry?” Saying that a Tang Zhong face does not abandon. „His very good plays. Or, do you also play?” “不用着急吧？”唐重一脸不舍的说道。“他很好玩的。要不,你也来玩玩？” „——” “——” The final result is, Tang Zhong no one has killed. 最终的结果是,唐重谁也没杀。 He Cai Dapao and Cai Erpao use the rope back to back binds together, fed Cai Sanpao to eat enough made him faint three days and three nights Three Steps to Fall, this drew Su Shan to enter the tent to rest a supreme enlightenment satisfactory. 他把蔡大炮和蔡二炮两人用绳索背靠背的绑在一起,又喂蔡三炮吃了足够让他晕倒三天三夜的三步倒,这才拉着苏山进入帐篷美美地睡上一大觉。 Next morning, Tang Zhong and Su Shan awoke long time ago. 第二天早上,唐重和苏山早早就醒了。 Su Shan looked cannon that sleeps soundly three no lethality, said: „Without guide what to do?” 苏山看了睡熟中的三个毫无杀伤力的大炮一眼,说道:“没有向导怎么办？” „I am a guide.” Tang Zhong said. “我就是向导。”唐重说道。 „Do you know the road?” “你认识路？” „You think that what I am saying with that idiot all the way?” Tang Zhong is showing the whites of the eyes to say. „Since prepares to get rid of, must first from his mouth the route deceiving only then. Is forearmed.” “你以为我一路上和那蠢货都在说什么？”唐重翻着白眼说道。“既然准备把人干掉,总得先从他嘴里把路线给骗出来才行。有备无患嘛。” „——” Su Shan looked that filled pitying to the looks of three cannon, thought, makes modernized mountain thief, most important is to have the meaningful glance. Later meets like Tang Zhong, on after you accepted was filial piety to knock three knocks, a little hurries to put him to cross. “——”苏山看向三只大炮的眼神就充满了怜悯,心想,做一名现代化的山贼,最重要的就是要有眼色。以后遇到像唐重这样的,你们上纳一点儿孝敬磕上三个响头后就赶紧放他过了吧。 ( PS: Thank finally regretless schoolmate's ten thousand bestows and confession with emotions.) (PS:感谢终无悔同学的万赏以及动情的告白。)