Chapter 442 and loser version «Liang Zhu»! 第442章、屌丝版《梁祝》！ Ancient times, had the one man to be called Liang Shanbo, had the one woman to be called Zhu Yingtai. Zhu Yingtai is dressed as a man College to study, shares a table with poor loser Liang Shanbo. Zhu Yingtai worried that oneself status exposure, used the writing brush to draw one line saying that in the school desks the stupid / 38 line and to Liang Shanbo said that if whose overflight who was stupid / 38. 古时候,有一个男人叫做梁山伯,有一个女人叫做祝英台。祝英台女扮男装去学院读书,和穷屌丝梁山伯同桌。祝英台担心自己身份曝光,就用毛笔在课桌中间画了一条线名曰三八线并对梁山伯说道如果谁越线了谁就是三八。 Liang Shanbo only likes making loser not to like one time making stupid / 38 never to dare the overflight to jump over the apology also to encounter the Zhu Yingtai heartless lawless shame occasionally. With the lapse of time and growth of Zhu Yingtai body is mature, Zhu Yingtai has to loser male Liang Shanbo more and more favorable impression attended class looks secretly his face finishes class looks at his buttocks even to have a dream secretly also shouts his name nocturnal emission —— 梁山伯只喜欢做屌丝不喜欢做三八就从来不敢越线偶尔越一次就即道歉还要遭遇祝英台丧尽天良无法无天的羞辱。随着时间的推移以及祝英台身体的发育成熟,祝英台对屌丝男梁山伯越来越有好感上课的时候偷瞄他的脸下课的时候偷瞄他的屁股甚至做梦还喊他的名字梦遗—— Therefore, one day finishes class, Zhu Yingtai gives to scrape off with Xiao Dao / knife the stupid / 38 line on table, and wrote a poem ‚flower-strewn path reason guest not to sweep in the position of stupid / 38 line, gate the beginning opens for Monarch now’. 于是,有一天下课的时候,祝英台就把桌上的三八线用小刀给刮掉,并且在三八线的位置题了一首诗‘花径不曾缘客扫,蓬门今始为君开’。 After loser male Liang Shanbo sees this poem, comments: This was the Tang Dynasty big poet Du Pu's celebrated work. The entire poem reveals the poet honest plain Tiandan mood and hospitable state of mind. Poetry natural integral whole, a interlocking, such as words daily family activity. This poem dwelling place scenery and smalltalk, therefore the favor and other interesting life scenes portray exquisitely clearly, displayed the rich life aura and touch of humanity. 屌丝男梁山伯看到此诗后评价道:这是唐代大诗人杜甫的名作。全诗流露诗人诚朴恬淡的情怀和好客的心境。诗歌自然浑成,一线相接,如话家常。这首诗把居处景、家常话、故人情等富有情趣的生活场景刻画得细腻逼真,表现出了浓郁的生活气息和人情味。 Zhu Yingtai is in a rage nearly not stupid / 38 line drawing his face on. Thought how world does have the so dull-witted lifeform? 祝英台一怒之下差点儿没有把三八线画他脸上。心想,世间怎有如此愚钝的生物？ Afterward, Zhu Yingtai had the favorable impression also more and more to follow more and more he to Liang Shanbo to go to bed, therefore on doing everything possible ganged up with the probe, and while taking summer vacation delivered him 18 li (0.5 km) various acting like a spoiled brat to hit to sprinkle the children is not suitable all the way. 再后来,祝英台对梁山伯越来越有好感也越来越想跟着他上床,于是就想方设法的去勾搭试探,并且趁放暑假的时候送他十八里一路上各种的撒娇打泼少儿不宜。 Liang Shanbo too stupid Zhu Yingtai too is really anxious, therefore Zhu Yingtai said ‚Oboe to Liang Shanbo, front has creek river water to be limpid, can swim’. Liang Shanbo shakes the head, said that I am not hot. Zhu Yingtai has to change a view, said ‚Oboe, front had in a creek river to have the fish, can seize food’. As soon as loser male Liang Shanbo listened happily, immediately nodded, said should so, my belly was exactly hungry. 梁山伯实在太笨祝英台实在太急,于是祝英台就对梁山伯说‘欧巴,前面有一小河河水清澈,可以游泳’。梁山伯摇头,说我不热。祝英台就只好换一种说法,说道‘欧巴,前面有一小河河里有鱼,可以捉食’。屌丝男梁山伯一听乐了,立即点头,说道理应如此,我的肚子恰好饿了。 Two people dash to river bank, was worried that will launch to seize the fish to soak the clothes. Zhu Yingtai then proposed that takes off the clothes to launch, Liang Shanbo called good. And one takes off/escapes nakedly oneself jumped into the water to start to seize the fish. 两人飞奔至河边,担心下水捉鱼会把衣服浸湿。祝英台便提议脱衣下水,梁山伯称善。并且第一个把自己脱得赤裸裸的跳进了水里开始捉鱼。 Zhu Yingtai looks that his solid body secretly rejoices, thought, right now looks how you can escape the palm of old lady. Therefore, took off the oneself clothes, enters the water joyfully. 祝英台看着他结实的身体暗喜,心想,这下子看你怎么逃得过老娘的手掌心。于是,也把自己的衣服脱了,欣然入水。 Did the Liang Shanbo family/home seize the fish technique quickly to grasp palm big silver carp turns around to shout me in the rural area to hold me to hold well you happily to have such big chest? 梁山伯家在农村捉鱼手法了得很快就抓一掌大白鲢转身高兴的喊道我抓住了我抓住了咦你怎么会有这么大的胸部？ I had certainly the chest, because I was a woman. Zhu Yingtai is hanging down head face shy saying. 我当然有胸部了因为我是个女人啊。祝英台低垂着脑袋一脸羞涩的说道。 I think the resembles male student who so that's how it is your name takes is the male student has not certainly thought you unexpectedly is a woman. Since you are a woman, that will decide however will not catch the fish. You seize the terminal velocity fast to come ashore my one person to launch this to take care of you to have the grilled fish on good noon to fill in the stomach not to have seasoning —— pitifully 原来如此我以为你的名字取的像男生就一定是男生没想到你竟然是个女人。既然你是女人,那定然是不会抓鱼的。你把这条捉着速速上岸我一人下水就好中午保管你有烤鱼填肚可惜没有调料—— Grilled fish your mother seasoning your mother this time was to say the grilled fish and seasoning time? —— 烤鱼你妈啊调料你妈啊这个时候是说烤鱼和调料的时候吗？—— Good. This is loser sentiment color print «Liang Zhu» that Schoolmate Tang Xin fabricates. 好吧。这是唐心同学杜撰的屌丝情色版《梁祝》。 Reason that in the mind remembers this story all of a sudden , because Tang Zhong thought that oneself is Liang Shanbo, Jiang Keqing is Zhu Yingtai. 之所以脑海里一下子想起这个故事,是因为唐重觉得自己就是梁山伯,姜可卿就是祝英台。 Others suggested over and over, oneself likely idiot. Such man for oneself to lose face, to not discard dignity —— of all male compatriots simply 人家再三暗示,自己像个白痴。这样的男人不是为自己丢脸,简直是为丢弃了所有男同胞的尊严—— Tang Zhong decides to make the intense movement, 唐重决定做点儿激烈的动作, He prepares to counter-attack. 他准备要反击。 Is holding the body of Jiang Keqing walks toward the room, he in heart wants to say. 抱着姜可卿的身体往房间里走去的时候,他在心里这么想道。 But, is her body so soft? 可是,她的身体怎么这么软啊？ But, is her body so fragrant? 可是,她的身上怎么这么香啊？ But, is the feel of buttocks so good? 可是,屁股的手感怎么就这么好啊？ Well, she is looking at oneself —— secretly 咦,她在偷瞄自己—— Arrived at the bedside, Tang Zhong clenched teeth, threw the body of Jiang Keqing layer on layer/heavily on the bed, said loudly: „I dare to hug you to go to bed, but ——” 走到了床边,唐重咬了咬牙,重重地把姜可卿的身体抛在床上,大声说道:“我敢抱你上床,但是——” „But doesn't dare to go to bed with me?” Jiang Keqing giggles, the body shrinks one group of smiling straight gasping for breath tiredly. „Tang Zhong, your indeed is too fun. ai yo, laughed at me ——” “但是不敢和我上床是吧？”姜可卿咯咯的笑,身体倦缩成一团笑的直喘气。“唐重啊,你真是太好玩啊。哎哟,笑死我了——” Tang Zhong air/Qi stamps the feet, turns around flashes the person. 唐重气得跺脚,转身闪人。 „This woman was too hateful. Zhu Yingtai also 18 sees off, you detaining words do not have ——” “这女人太可恨了。人家祝英台还十八相送,你连一句挽留的话都没有——” Tang Zhong thought that oneself is not Liang Shanbo, but had been sexually harassed several by Zhu Yingtai rubs rich Ma Wencai short. 唐重又觉得自己不是梁山伯,只是被祝英台调戏过几句的矮搓富马文才。 However, Tang Zhong has not truly left the hotel. 不过,唐重确实没有离开酒店。 Takes a bath, wears the clean bathrobe to lie on the bed, counted more than 3000 white sheep more than 2000 turtles time finally falls asleep. A sleep/felt wakes up, the spirit is good. 洗了个澡,穿着干净浴袍躺在床上,数了三千多只白羊两千多只乌龟的时候终于睡着。一觉醒来,精神还挺好。 Stands looks at the oneself Yingjun / handsome peerless cheek and slender sexy stature before the mirror, Tang Zhong wishes one could the putting out a hand racket oneself shoulder to say Tang Zhong your indeed handsome fellow. 站在镜子前看着自己英俊绝伦的脸蛋和修长性感的身材,唐重恨不得伸手拍拍自己的肩膀说道唐重你真是个帅哥。 Thinks that yesterday evening in that case oneself can also maintain one's integrity Ruyu / like jade, Schoolmate Tang Zhong is proud. 想到昨天晚上在那样的情况下自己还能够守身如玉,唐重同学更是骄傲不已。 „Said, oneself is not a casual person.” Tang Zhong said to oneself in heart. Then wants saying: „Sister-in-law's/Little aunt's body really quite fragrant.” “都说了,自己不是个随便的人。”唐重在心里对自己说道。然后又想道:“不过小姨的身体真的好香啊。” Bang bang bang —— 砰砰砰—— Some people knock on a door outside. 有人在外面敲门。 „Who?” Tang Zhong asked. “谁啊？”唐重问道。 „Who old lady can —— besides your sister-in-law/little aunt also?” The Jiang Keqing sound passed from outside. „Hurries to get out of bed. Accompanies me to have the breakfast.” “老娘——除了你小姨还能有谁？”姜可卿的声音从外面传了进来。“赶紧起床。陪我去吃早餐。” Tang Zhong opens the room gate, sees Jiang Keqing well-dressed standing in the entrance. 唐重拉开房间门,看到姜可卿已经穿戴整齐的站在门口。 That charming graceful bearing, that moving character and style is nothing left. The white career suit is wrapping the body sends exquisite, what feel but feel does —— think? 那迷人的风韵还在,那动人的风情已经荡然无存。白色职业套装包裹着的身体玲珑有致,但是手感——想什么手感啊？ „How to get out of bed such early?” Tang Zhong surprised asking. He knows, this sister-in-law/little aunt has the custom of hating to get out of bed. Moreover bed air/Qi specially big. Without having a good sleep were awakened by noise, must fly into a rage may not. “怎么起床这么早？”唐重惊奇的问道。他可是知道,这个小姨有赖床的习惯。而且床气特别的大。如果没有睡好被人吵醒的话,非要暴跳如雷不可。 „Early? Eight o'clock.” Jiang Keqing said with the sound that type very naive lovable fresh-faced whined tenderly intentionally. „After yesterday you gave me massage the cervical vertebra, as soon as I moistened the bed to fall asleep. It is not pitiful like some small pervert, certainly lies down in being able to fall asleep that on the bed tosses about?” “早吗？八点钟了耶。”姜可卿故意用那种很天真可爱粉嫩娇嗲的声音说道。“昨天你给我按摩了颈椎后,我一沾床就睡着了。可不像某个小色狼那么可怜,一定躺在床上翻来覆去的睡不着吧？” „Right? In this room also one pervert?” Tang Zhong asked. “是吗？这间屋里还住了一个色狼？”唐重问。 „Hee hee. It is not willing to acknowledge even.” Jiang Keqing said. „But, will have the need next time time remembers that looks for my ——” “嘻嘻。不愿意承认就算了。”姜可卿说道。“不过,下次有需要的时候记得找我——” Tang Zhong also the great happiness, with a straight face said in great surprise intentionally: „Looks for you?” 唐重大惊又大喜,却故意板着张脸说道:“找你？” „Right.” A Jiang Keqing face earnest nod. „Because my computer inside has many A pieces.” “对啊。”姜可卿一脸认真的点头。“因为我电脑里面有很多A片啊。” „—— —— —” Tang Zhong knows, oneself by this woman playing. “—————”唐重知道,自己又被这女人给耍了。 Baili Hotel. Two building cafes. 柏丽酒店。二楼茶餐厅。 Before, only then the southerner had the custom of drinking the morning tea. Now, this type of Guangdong morning tea starts popularly in the whole country. Some especially star-level hotels, if did not prepare this to lose scale in hotel inside for the guest probably very much. 以前,只有南方人有喝早茶的习惯。现在,这种粤氏早茶在全国各地都开始流行。特别是一些星级酒店,如果不在酒店里面为客人准备这个就好像很失了档次似的。 Tang Zhong and Jiang Keqing sit in the position by the window enjoy the good food, the cakes and pastries of this hotel do also good, commended several to food quite nitpicking Jiang Keqing. 唐重和姜可卿坐在靠窗的位置享受美食,这家酒店的糕点做的还不错,就连对食物比较挑剔的姜可卿都称赞了好几声。 Naturally, there is possible is because her twice entire gu Tang Zhong succeed, therefore mood eats the thing especially happily special also has the appetite. This is Tang Zhong in the self- guess of heart. 当然,也有可能是因为她两次整蛊唐重成功,所以心情格外的舒畅吃起东西也特别的有胃口吧。这是唐重在心里的自我猜测。 „Miss Jiang, never expected that you also here?” The one extremely strange man voice passed on. “姜小姐,没想到你还在这里啊？”一个极其怪异的男人声音传了过来。 Tang Zhong has noticed this man. 唐重早就注意到这个男人。 The 30-year-old age, wears the fit black suit, white shirt neckband does not arrest is wearing the tie of dark stripe. His cheeks are thin, seem like also very Yingjun / handsome. Because of eye highly nearsightedness, therefore the eye socket gives people a feeling of lower limit. 30多岁的年纪,穿着合体的黑色西装,白色的衬衣领口一丝不拘的打着暗色条纹的领带。他的脸颊消瘦,看起来还挺英俊。只是因为眼睛高度近视,所以眼窝给人一种下限的感觉。 Wears black frame eyeglasses, body straight standing before the body of Jiang Keqing. Also is standing two men in his behind the body, the age is bigger than him, however to keep before him unusually / exceptionally courteous attitude. 戴着一幅黑框眼镜,身体笔直的站在姜可卿的身前。在他的身后还站着两个男人,年纪都比他大,但是在他面前都保持着非常谦恭的态度。 „Are you?” Jiang Keqing bewildered visits him, makes noise to ask. “你是？”姜可卿一脸茫然的看着他,出声问道。 „Miss Jiang didn't could it be know me?” The smile on male face collects gradually, makes noise to ask. “姜小姐难道不认识我了吗？”男人脸上的笑容渐渐敛去,出声问道。 The attitude of man can also to keep be calm. But, his behind the body that two men may be unable to bear stimulate greatly. 男人的态度还能够保持镇定。可是,他身后的那两名男人可就受不了这么大的刺激了。 „How did you speak? Really did not have the politeness. Apology. Immediately to our Mr. Fujii apology ——” “你怎么说话呢？实在太没有礼貌了。道歉。立即向我们藤井先生道歉——” „This is an insult behavior. Is the injury to both sides to cooperate. I looked, necessity that this business has not discussed. Finished ——” “这是一种侮辱行为。是对双方合作的伤害。我看,这桩生意也没有谈下去的必要了。就此结束吧——” „Two, want the to keep demeanor.” Fuiji Takashi makes noise to say. “两位,要保持风度。”藤井鹰出声说道。 Therefore, that two subordinates no longer spoke, was only face anger stare fixedly at Jiang Keqing. 于是,那两名下属就不再说话,只是一脸怒意的盯着姜可卿。 „You are quite strange.” Saying that Jiang Keqing is angry. „ I said I do not know you, why are you hard to solve? Is annoying? Apology? Apologized? Said your mother's apology? The business of what nonsense? Has the 10 cents relations with me? The old ladies are clothing store boss, what has to talk about with you? The conclusion ended. I currently have handsome guy to support —— in any case „ “你们好奇怪啊。”姜可卿生气的说道。“我都说了我不认识你们,你们为什么还要纠缠不清？烦不烦人啊？道歉？道什么歉？道你妈的歉啊？什么狗屁的生意？和我有一毛钱的关系啊？老娘就是一服装店老板,和你有什么好谈的？结束就结束吧。反正我现在有帅哥包养了——“ Fuiji Takashi earnest is sizing up Jiang Keqing, compared with the discovery and yesterday's to meet, her clothes were different, the character and style on face was different, the way of speech was different, the makings were different, even some petty actions were also different. 腾井鹰认真的打量着姜可卿,发现和昨天见面相比,她的衣服不同,脸上的风情不同,说话的方式不同,气质不同,甚至连一些小动作也都不同。 expression on his face becomes also hard to figure out, asking of doubts: „Aren't you Miss Jiang Keqing?” 他脸上的表情也变得难以确定,疑惑的问道:“你不是姜可卿小姐？” „? Do you know my elder sister?” Jiang Keqing Weiwei / slight (humble) Zhang Kai / open up attractive small mouth. Regardless at any time, her will not say that oneself is bigger than others. Even that person is her ‚substitute person’. “啊？你们认识我姐姐？”姜可卿微微张开着诱人的小嘴。无论任何时候,她都不会说自己比别人大。即便那个人是她的‘替身’。 „Your older sister? Are you?” Fuiji Takashi even more confused. “你的姐姐？你是？”腾井鹰更加迷惑了。 „I am Jiang Kemei. Jiang Keqing is my elder sister. We are twin sisters —— ai yo, no wonder you will admit mistakes.” Jiang Keqing grinning saying. „Big does boss, where in get rich? Do I listen to your voice not to seem like the Mingzhu / pearl person? Leaping well surname is also very rare, has heard on some Japanese small movie actually, these women like shouting that anything leaps well Monarch ‚flax father’ anything's ——” “我是姜可美。姜可卿是我姐姐。我们是双胞胎姐妹——哎哟,难怪你会认错了。”姜可卿笑嘻嘻的说道。“大老板,在哪边发财啊？我听你的口音好像不是明珠人吧？腾井这个姓也很少见,倒是在一些东洋小电影上听到过,那些女人喜欢喊什么腾井君‘亚麻爹’什么的——” Leaps the well breast face black like the iron, turns around walks. 腾井膺脸黑如铁,转身就走。 Accompanying that his two are skilled in Chinese language also hurries to follow, with fleeing from calamity to resemble. 他的两名精通华夏语的随从也赶紧跟上,跟逃难似的。 „Yeah, big boss, keeps a name card. Perhaps in my shop has to suit your clothes Gucci Diou international famous both to imitate the A goods high I to —— that you discount” “哎,大老板,留张名片嘛。说不定我店里有适合你的衣服古琦迪欧的国际大牌都有高仿A货我会给你打折的——” Fuiji Takashi has run did not have the shadow. 腾井鹰已经跑的没有影子了。 „Who?” Tang Zhong suppresses the happy expression to ask. First to meet has experienced the Jiang Keqing entire gu skill, has not thought in this place also still the to keep natural disposition. “谁啊？”唐重强忍着笑意问道。第一次见面就见识过姜可卿整蛊的本事,没想到在这种地方还仍然保持本性。 „Silly fork that one thinks oneself infallible.” Jiang Keqing curls the lip to say. “一个自以为是的傻叉。”姜可卿撇嘴说道。 ( PS: Thank the willow tree flower to open Commander tall Fu hitting of handsome fellow to enjoy......) (PS:感谢柳树花开高富帅帅哥的打赏……) The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力