Chapter 379andhugejoke!
第379章、天大的笑话!Wang Aiguoponderedslightly, butcompliesto leave school.王爱国稍微思考,但答应退学。
If before, Wang Aiguosowill not be easyto comply. Leaving schoolis the bigmatter, not onlywill relate to the oneselffuture prospect, will also relate to the parentsto accept——they, ifknows that ononeselfhow manyyear of stopped out, oneselfnot ripping?
如果是以前,王爱国是万万不会这么容易答应的。退学是大事儿,不仅仅关系到自己的未来前途,还关系到父母是否接受——他们要是知道自己上了几年中途退学,还不把自己给撕了?
The Wang Aiguofathers is a farmer, rented a facadeto open the smallsupermarketin the village. Every month the obtainedincomesufficeswhole familyfood and clothingusingreluctantly. Wang Aiguoalsohasyounger sisteroneto go to the middle school, is quite strenuousforthesetwochildgoing to schoolfamilies/home. Alsohowpossibleagreed that oneselfdid bring the glorioussonto draw backfromNanjing Universitytothem?王爱国的父亲都是农民,租了个门面在村子里开小超市。每月所得收入勉强够一家人吃穿用度。王爱国还有一个妹妹在上中学,供这两个孩子上学家里颇为吃力。又怎么可能同意自己原本给他们带来荣耀的儿子从南大退出来?
The person in villagewill also poketheirbackbones, said that certainlywashis sonviolates anything to be caught upin the school.
村子里的人也会戳他们的脊梁骨,说一定是他的儿子在学校里犯了什么事儿被赶出来了。Criticisms should be feared. The parentscould not accept, Wang Aiguooneselfdid not accept.
人言可畏。父母接受不了,王爱国自己也接受不了。However, presentTang Zhong and beforehandTang Zhongstatusare different. The speechalsohas the component.
但是,现在的唐重和以前的唐重身份不一样。说话也更有份量。PresentTang Zhongis the Butterfly Groupteam leader, isentertainment worldcrest of wavemostvigorcelebrity, potentialgiant star who will soon hold the post of the 《Black Hero》fourthactor. Does hisdevelopment trendalsomiss?
现在的唐重是蝴蝶组合的队长,是娱乐圈风头最劲的明星,是即将担任《黑侠》第四部男主角的潜力巨星。他的未来发展还差吗?Hesaid that mustarrangeoneselfto work, thatcan certainlyarrange.
他说要安排自己的工作,那就一定可以安排的了。Wang Aiguothought,depending on the oneselfstatureappearance, evencould not developmaleonemaletwo, butdevelops a malesevenmaleeightalwaysnot to have the issue?王爱国心想,凭自己的身材样貌,即便演不了男一男二,但是演个男七男八总是没问题的吧?„Certainlyisthis.”Wang Aiguoheartwantsto say. „CertainlyisTang Zhongthought that oneselfhas the gift for actingvery much, wantsto makeoneselffollowheto act in a play.”
“一定是这样。”王爱国心里想道。“一定是唐重觉得自己很有表演天赋,想让自己去跟着他演戏。”„Acts in a playacts in a play.”Wang Aiguocontinues to say. „Doesn't the Zhou Xingstartake the road of Grandmasterfrom the start of oneflag holder? The oneselfbeginningmaybe higher than him.”
“演戏就演戏吧。”王爱国继续想道。“周星星不也是从一个跑龙套的开始走上大师之路?自己的起点可比他高多了。”WhatWang Aiguodoes not know, Tang Zhonghas not thoughtmustmakehimmakebeyond one actor.王爱国不知道的是,唐重根本就没想过要让他去做一外演员。Thisfellowalwaysthinksmany.
这家伙总是想得太多了。Hepreparesto makehimgo toChina's Voice Entertainmentto work.
他准备让他去华声娱乐工作。Tang Zhongfelt, althoughWang Aiguo the idle talkare many, howeverfunnyskillfirst-class. SuchpersonsuitedplacesChina's Voice Entertainmentmediapublic relations department——he to sayverboselyin the morning a substantivecontentwill not disclose, suchpersonwasn'tmost suitable and mediahas to do?唐重觉得,王爱国虽然废话多,但是搞笑的本事一流。这样的人适合放在华声娱乐的媒体公关部——他能絮絮叨叨的说上半天却一句实质的内容都不会透露,这样的人不是最适合和媒体打交道了吗?First the seniorwithcompanystudies for twoyears, haslooking after of oneself, lateralsohas the opportunity of againrising. Thiscontinues the psychologyknowledge that studiesoneself unable to cross the thresholdcompletelyto be betteronmanycompared withhim, prospecteven moreis also broader.
先跟着公司的前辈学习两年,有自己的关照,以后也不是没有再次上升的机会。这比他继续学习自己完全入不了门的心理学知识要好上许多,前景也更加广阔一些。Forhismatter, Tang Zhongpreparesto giveSun Wenlinto communicatepersonally. Sun Wenlinwill selloneselfthisface.
为他的事儿,唐重准备亲自给孙文林沟通一番。想必孙文林会卖自己这个面子。Althoughexperiencedsome is not happya moment ago, butthatgroup of peoplehave not affectedthreepeople of appetites.
虽然刚才经历了一些不愉快,但是那群人并没有影响三人的食欲。Has eaten mealto return to the bedroom, those wholet the Tang Zhongsurpriseis, Hua MingandLiang Taohave comeunexpectedly.
吃过饭回到寝室,让唐重诧异的是,花明和梁涛竟然都已经来了。„Second Brother.”Hua Mingarmone, mustthrowto hugTang Zhong.
“老二。”花明手臂一张,就要扑过来拥抱唐重。Tang Zhongdraws backbackward, convenientlypushing upgoesLi Yu.唐重向后一退,顺手把李玉给推上前去。Therefore, the Li Yusmallphysiquewas given the crowdeddistortionbyHua Ming.
于是,李玉的小身板就被花明给挤的变形。„Second Brother, Iwant dead you.”Hua MingholdsLi Yuto say. „Onedaydoes not see, such asseparates the three autumn. Did wehavemanyyearsnot to see? Come, letsme.”
“老二啊,我想死你了。”花明抱着李玉说道。“一日不见,如隔三秋。算起来,咱们有好些年没有见过了吧?来,让我亲亲。”Saying, is extendingcomes tobig mouth to kissLi Yu.
说着,就伸来大嘴要去亲吻李玉。Heknows the bosomis huggingis notTang Zhong, thereforesuchintentionallydisgustingTang Zhong.
他知道怀里抱着的不是唐重,所以才这么故意恶心唐重。IfTang Zhongreallymakeshimhugin the bosom, heinsteaddoes not dare is so rampant.
要是唐重真让他抱在怀里,他反而不敢这么嚣张。Althoughhisold, but the ——fistheavyis the top priority.
虽然他的年龄比较大,可是——拳头重才是硬道理啊。OtherscalledTang"Zhong" 。
人家可是叫唐‘重’。Li Yuwants dead.李玉想死。both handslived not to be able to movebyhistwoarmbands, the head can only go all outhidesbackward.双手被他的两只胳膊箍住动弹不得,脑袋只能拼命的向后躲。Tang Zhongislaughinglooks atLiang Tao, asked: „Both of youhowone did come?”唐重则是笑哈哈的看着梁涛,问道:“你们俩怎么一块儿来了?”„Hey, but alsoindeedis skillful. Iwhenairportlining upand othertaxis, noticed that healsoappeared. Thenboth of uswent by cartogether. Alsosaved the onefare.”Liang Taotowardarmpitfragrantwater, whilesaid.
“嘿,还真是巧。我在机场排队等出租车的时候,看到他也出现了。然后我们俩就一起坐车回来了。还省了一道车钱。”梁涛一边往胳肢窝喷香水,一边说道。„Ithink that youwill not come backfor a short time.”Tang Zhongsaid. „Does new year's celebrationtake the red packeta lot?”
“我以为你一时半会儿不会回来呢。”唐重说道。“过年没少收红包吧?”„Hehe.”Liang Taosillysaid with a smile: „While can also sellmoe, firstreceives. Whengraduationto work, butdid not have the opportunityto receive. ActuallyIdo not wantto worryto come to the school, butdoes not comegood.”
“嘿嘿。”梁涛傻笑着说道:“趁着还可以卖萌的时候,就先收点儿吧。等到毕业工作了,可就没机会收了。其实我也不想那么着急来学校,可是不来不行啊。”„Howto come is not good?”Tang Zhongsmiles. „Did girlfriendurgeyou?”
“怎么不来不行了?”唐重笑。“女朋友催你了?”„Returnsindeed.”Liang Taosaid. Histurns aroundlookstoTang Zhong, said: „Youdo not know that whatdaytomorrowis?”
“还真是。”梁涛说道。他转身看向唐重,说道:“你不会不知道明天是什么日子吧?”„Whatday?”
“什么日子?”„Valentine day.”Liang Taolookedprobablyidiotsamelooks atTang Zhong. „Youror/is stillgreat celebrity doesn't, know the valentine day?”
“情人节啊。”梁涛像是看白痴一样的看着唐重。“你还是大明星耶,连情人节都不知道?”„Whatrelations do great celebrityandvalentine dayhave?”Tang Zhongbewilderedsaying.
“大明星和情人节有什么关系?”唐重莫名其妙的说道。„celebrityis nottotheseholidaysmost sensitive?”
“明星不是对这些节日最敏感的吗?”„Thatisthey, is notI.”Tang Zhongsaid. HelookstoHua Ming, said: „OthersLiang Taocatches upis accompanying the girlfriendto celebrate the valentine day, do youcometo doearly?”
“那是他们,不是我。”唐重说道。他看向花明,说道:“人家梁涛赶着来陪女朋友过情人节,你来那么早干什么?”Hua Minghehesmiling, said: „Iask a girlfriendto celebrate the valentine day.”花明嘿嘿的笑着,说道:“我来找个女朋友过情人节。”
The Tang Zhonggreat happiness, said: „Did thatblacklittle girlpromiseyou?”唐重大喜,说道:“那个黑妞答应你了?”„Whatblacklittle girl?”Hua Mingis not glad. „OtherscalledWang Xuefu. Snowsameflesh——yourwhatlook?”
“什么黑妞?”花明不乐意了。“人家叫李雪芙。雪一样的肌肤——你什么眼神?”„——is good. Did yourbeautiful white skinyounger sistercomplyto beyourgirlfriend?”
“——好吧。你的雪肤妹妹答应做你的女朋友了?”„No.”Hua Mingrefreshedsaying.
“没有。”花明爽快的说道。„No?”
“没有?”„Iam thinking, howvalentine day is also an opportunity.”Hua Mingembarrassedsaying.
“我想着,情人节怎么着也是个机会。”花明不好意思的说道。„Boss / Big Brotherthese wordshave not spoken incorrectly. The lover who how manywere hopelessbecause the valentine daywholeromanticatmospheredoes stimulateto rush to the pubto roll the bed sheet? Whyvalentine daycalledto lose the chastity? Isn'tthisreason? Boss / Big Brother, youvalentine daymakeher, certainlycancaptureat one fell swoop.”
“老大这句话倒没有说错。有多少原本没戏的情侣因为情人节的整体浪漫氛围刺激到而跑到小旅馆滚床单啊?情人节为什么叫失贞节?不就是这个原因吗?老大,你情人节约她,一定可以一举擒拿。”„Yes. Ialsothink.”Hua Mingnodsagain and again.
“是的。我也是这么想的。”花明连连点头。„Wonder of goodpreparationnaturally, the giftmustprepare.”Liang Taosaid.
“当然,礼物一定要准备的好准备的妙。”梁涛说道。„Gives the flower?”
“送花?”„Gives the flower to. However, cannotbe the ordinaryflower.”Hua Mingsaid. „Everyonedelivers the rose, youdelivercannot appearyourunusual. Youdeliver the amethystlilyordreamrose—— that transportsfromFranceships from Italy that mustholdgreatly. The person of womanis very small, howevertheirheartsare very big. The flowerare more, givestheirpleasant surpriseto be bigger.”
“送花是必须的。但是,不能是普通的花。”花明说道。“大家都送玫瑰,你送就显不出你的与众不同。你送从法国空运过来的紫晶百合或者从意大利运来的梦幻玫瑰——要大捧。女人的人很小,但是她们的心很大。花越多,给她们的惊喜就越大。”„Also?”
“还有呢?”„delicate /exquisitemeaningfulsmallgift.”Hua Mingsaid. „Previous didn't Second Brothergiveyouto bring the diorperfumefromHong Kong? Thischeatsgirl'shigh quality goods. Ifwere openedbyyousealed, thatrushes to the marketto purchase——to be naturalimmediately, pair of prettystud earringsor a fashionableindividualitychainfallverygood——to make one for the first time valentine day, gives the tooexpensivegift is not inappropriate. Will run away in fear.”
“精致有意义的小礼物。”花明说道。“上次老二不是从香港给你带回来了dior的香水吗?这就是哄骗女孩子的佳品。如果被你开了封的话,那就立即赶到商场去重新购买——当然,一对漂亮的耳钉或者一条时尚个性的链坠都很不错——第一次约人过情人节,送太贵重的礼物也不合适。会把人吓跑的。”„Like thisonline?”Hua Mingasked.
“这样就行了?”花明问道。„IfI, certainline. Ifyou, Iam indefinite.”Liang Taosaid. Has not forgottento stimulateHua Mingseveral: „But, Ithought that alwayscompared withdelivering the rabbitgrainis much better.”
“要是我,一定行。要是你,我不确定。”梁涛说道。还不忘刺激花明几句:“不过,我觉得总比送兔粮要好的多。”„——”
“——”„Is tomorrowvalentine day?”Tang Zhongis listening toHua MingandLiang Taotwo peopledialogue, whilewantsto sayinheart: „Tomorrowisn't the Jiao Nanxinbirthday? Could it be that, Jiao Nanxinbirthdayexactlyatvalentine day?”
“明天是情人节?”唐重一边听着花明和梁涛两人的对话,一边在心里想道:“明天不是焦南心的生日吗?难道说,焦南心的生日恰好在情人节?”Tang Zhongbrowslightlywrinkle. Thisgift was really not goodto deliver.唐重眉头微皱。这个礼物还真不好送了。„Second Brother, how the tomorrow'svalentine day do youcross?”Hua Minghehelooks atTang Zhongto askwith a smile.
“老二,明天的情人节你怎么过?”花明嘿嘿笑着看着唐重问道。„I?”Tang Zhongsaid with a smile. „Muddles along.”——
“我啊?”唐重笑着说道。“得过且过。”——Bedroom. Before full-length mirror .
卧室。穿衣镜前。Jiao Nanxinis liftingoneclothesto gesticulateon the body, inbedon the surfacealsoat sixes and sevenspiledbigbunch of clothes. Likelegendin‚chaoticroombeautiful woman’.焦南心正举着一套衣服在身上比划着,床上地上也乱七八糟的堆了一大堆的衣服。像极了传说中的‘乱室佳人’。„Wears the princessskirt?”Jiao Nanxinshakes the head. „It is not good. The delightfulprincesswindis notmyFEEL.”
“穿公主裙?”焦南心摇头。“不行。甜美公主风不是我的FEEL。”„Fur?”Jiao Nanxinalsodenied. „Was too wild. Probably the nightclubreleases the young ladyto resemble. It is not suitable.”
“皮草?”焦南心也否定了。“太狂野了。像是夜总会出台小姐似的。不适合。”„Dinner jacket? Toocold. Toois official. Donewithwantingbeing on intimate terms. Jeans? Canbe too ordinarier?”——
“小礼服?太冷。还太正式。搞的跟要去相亲似的。牛仔裤?会不会太普通了些?”——
The roomgatewas shoved open.
房间门被人推开。
The Jiao Nanxinpaternal grandmotherappearsin the entrance, looks that standsbefore the granddaughter who the mirrordeeply frowned, silentsmiled, walks up, said: „Whichclothes do youwearmostto relax?”焦南心的奶奶出现在门口,看着站在镜子前眉头紧锁的孙女,无声的笑了起来,走上前来,说道:“你穿哪一套衣服最放松?”„What?”Jiao Nanxinawakenssuddenly, looksto arrivein the entrancepaternal grandmother, said: „Paternal grandmother, did youcome insuddenly? Scared to deathme.”
“什么?”焦南心猛然惊醒,看到站在门口的奶奶,说道:“奶奶,你怎么突然进来了?吓死我了。”„Istood here quite a while, youhave not discoveredthat's all.” The paternal grandmotherarrives atsideJiao Nanxin, sweptclothes on bed, said: „Doesn't electwell? Let the paternal grandmotherhelpyougive advice?”
“我站在这边半天了,你没有发现而已。”奶奶走到焦南心身边,扫了一眼床上的衣服,说道:“选不好啊?让奶奶帮你参谋参谋?”„No.”Jiao Nanxinembarrassedsaying. „It is not birthdaythat's all. As before, nothingspecial, woreclothescasuallywellon——”
“没有啦。”焦南心不好意思的说道。“不就是过个生日而已嘛。和以前一样,没有什么特别的,随便穿套衣服就好了——”„Sincethis, whatyoudo hesitate?” The paternal grandmotheraskedwith a smile.
“既然这样,那你犹豫什么?”奶奶笑着问道。„Iam only——” the Jiao Nanxinair/Qiextremely, staredpaternal grandmotheroneeyes, is pushinghershoulder, said: „Old Lady, othersare busy. Does not have the timeto talk withyou. Youlooked that the televisionis good? Hasn't thatwhatdeveloped?”
“我只是——”焦南心气极,瞪了奶奶一眼,推着她的肩膀,说道:“老太太,人家正忙着呢。没时间陪你说话。你看电视去好不好?那个什么不还没演完吗?”Where the Old Ladystandis motionless, said: „Whattelevisionhasmytreasuregranddaughter'sbirthdayeven moreto be important? Does not look.”老太太站在哪儿不动,说道:“什么电视有我宝贝孙女的生日更加重要?不看了。”Shearrives at the bedside, tookjeansand a checkgarmentgivesJiao Nanxin, said: „Put onthissetto be good.”
她走到床边,取了一条牛仔裤和一条格子衫递给焦南心,说道:“就穿这套就好了。”Jiao Nanxinreceived the clothes, said: „Canbe too ordinarier?”焦南心接过衣服,说道:“会不会太普通了些?”„Ordinary? Whyordinary?”Old Ladysaid. „Youmustknow,yourstatusis a student. The advantage of studentwhere? Youthfashion, naturalappropriate. In good condition, whatwildbig sisterdelightfulprincess do youplay the role of? Also, did yougrowsuchface?”
“普通?为什么普通?”老太太说道。“你要知道,你的身份是学生。学生的优势在哪里?青春时尚,大方得体。好端端的,你扮什么狂野御姐甜美公主啊?再说,你长了那样的脸吗?”„——”Jiao Nanxinwants dead. The mouth of thisOld Ladywas too poisonous.
“——”焦南心想死。这老太太的嘴巴太毒了。„Relax. Listensmy. Tang Zhongwill like.”Old Ladysaid.
“放心吧。听我的。唐重会喜欢的。”老太太说道。„How do youknow?”Jiao Nanxinmakes noiseto ask.
“你怎么知道?”焦南心出声问道。Asked, knows the fell into a trap, gets angry: „Whatmatter does helikeclosingmy? Youalsothink that Idress upforhim? Hugejoke.”
问完之后才知道中计,怒道:“他喜不喜欢关我什么事儿?你还以为我是为了他才打扮的呢?天大的笑话。”
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(PS:感谢何时天涯、不穿秋裤、挥太狼好下流等高富帅的打赏。Being the husbandis the father, was truly busier. However, oldwillowrelativealsoChief Headwalked. Mustwell the symbol. Has the monthly ticketcomplimentary ticketalsopleasehelpthrowtooldwillow, considersto encourage. Thank you!)
为人夫为人父,确实忙了许多。不过,老柳的亲戚也总长走完了。得好好码字了。有月票红票的还请帮忙投给老柳,就当是鼓励。谢谢!)
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