Chapter 360, I am a third party! 第360章、我才是第三者！ Muddleheaded on good. 稀里糊涂的就好上了。 What is installs to compel? This is installs to compel. 什么叫装逼？这就是装逼啊。 These before the friend colleague boasted that Flower King love saint of a lot of methods oneself picking up girls used fiercely and he, as soon as compares, was explodes simply weakly. If makes Hua Ming hear these words, how it is estimated that he did not have the face to speak him to use rabbit Little Clever in the bedroom again to pour into one the one School Flower Department Flower running dog flower honorable deed. 那些在朋友同事面前吹嘘自己泡妞多么多么厉害用了多少多少手段的花王情圣们和他一比,简直是弱爆了。要是让花明听到这句话,估计他再也没脸在寝室讲他如何如何用兔子小乖泡上一个又一个校花系花狗尾巴花的光荣事迹了。 Others disregard the position the enormous difference, disregards in the appearance school record huge disparate, does not know the reason, poured into Jiang Family most to be in favor the Yanjing most famous little princess. How many people did this skill have to be able compared with? 人家无视身份地位的巨大差异,无视样貌学历上的天大悬殊,连原因都不知道,就泡上了姜家最受宠爱燕京最负盛名的小公主。这份本事又有几人能够比得了的？ The words that Big Beard spoke cultivate the behavior to be the same with him, seemingly low-key silent actually can do the matter that amazes the world with a single brilliant feat. 大胡子说的话和他做人一样,看起来低调沉默却总是能够干出一鸣惊人的事情。 But, Tang Zhong does not believe this answer obviously. 可是,唐重显然是不相信这个答案的。 Why? 凭什么啊？ What reason does not have, did others like you? 什么理由都没有,人家就喜欢你了？ „Haven't you written the love poem? Haven't you played the guitar? Or —— haven't you gone hunting before her to her look?” Tang Zhong closely examines was saying. “你没写情诗？你没弹吉它？要不——你没在她面前打猎给她看？”唐重追问着说道。 „Hit.” Big Beard earnest nod. Dull, silly, expression a little moe naturally. “打了。”大胡子认真的点头。呆呆的,傻傻的,表情有点儿天然萌。 „I know.” Tang Zhong big said with a smile. „Your certainly tempted her saying that on intentionally the mountain very good played, there are many wild animals, you will also go hunting, then led her to go to one remote mountains and ancient forests, again badly was also Hate Mountain such unvisited place —— depending on your archery, on the mountain also wasn't like a fish in water? She wants the pheasant, you call the pheasant her. She wants the rabbit, you hunt for the rabbit to her. She is the one bear, you can also kill to shoulder. As the matter stands, hasn't made her heart scurry about? Makes a little minor incident again, makes the cooked rice —— story the raw rice probably is such?” “我就知道。”唐重大笑着说道。“你肯定故意引诱她说山上很好玩,有很多种野生动物,你还会打猎,然后带她去一个深山老林,再不济也是恨山这样人迹罕至的地方——凭你的箭术,在山上还不是如鱼得水？她要野鸡,你给她打野鸡。她要兔子,你给她猎兔子。她就是要一头熊瞎子,你也能打死了扛回来。这样一来,还不让她芳心乱窜？再制造一点儿小事故,把生米做成熟饭——故事大概是这样的吧？” „She must climb mountains, making me follow.” Big Beard corrects was saying. “她要上山,让我跟着。”大胡子纠正着说道。 His son anything is good, he just likes to think everyone is as bad as he is. 他这个儿子什么都好,就是喜欢把所有人都想的和他一样坏。 If Tang Zhong, he has 100 reasons to believe that he will do that. 要是唐重,他有一百个理由相信他会这么做。 However, Big Beard thought that oneself is a pure person. 但是,大胡子觉得自己是个清白人。 „——” “——” Very much Tang Zhong despises visits him, said: „could it be you also want to say that is others must tempt you to climb mountains intentionally?” 唐重就很鄙视的看着他,说道:“难道你还想说是人家故意要引诱你上山？” „——” Big Beard was silent. “——”大胡子就沉默了。 „You think that your face is white?” Tang Zhong ill-humored saying. Does he also really feel all right the acknowledgment? “你以为你脸白啊？”唐重没好气的说道。他还真好意思承认？ „At that time ——” on the Big Beard face revealed expression that cherished the memory , the line of sight shifts the everywhere flying snow of out of the window, said: „Very is truly white.” “那个时候——”大胡子脸上露出缅怀的表情,视线又转移到了窗外的漫天飞雪当中,说道:“确实挺白的。” „——” “——” ominous that celebrates the new year greatly, Tang Zhong one type spurts the impulsion of 1.5 rises blood crazily. 要不是大过年的不吉利,唐重又有一种狂喷1.5升鲜血的冲动。 He looks at the Big Beard big black face, left has a look right to have a look at then the left and right to have a look, really when without the means imagines his skin is fair and clear appearance ——, since he understands since the record, probably did Big Beard grow into this? Such Big Beard is Big Beard that he likes. 他看着大胡子的大黑脸,左看看右看看然后再左右两边都看看,实在没办法想象他皮肤白净时的模样——从他懂得记事起,好像大胡子就长成这样了吧？这样的大胡子才是他喜欢的大胡子啊。 What can the face that white wine? Big does such age also want to play the role of the idol handsome fellows? 脸要那么白干什么？这么大年纪了还想扮偶像派帅哥啊？ „I am after a period of time bodyguard to her.” Big Beard knows that Tang Zhong does not believe words that oneself spoke. “我给她做过一段时间的保镖。”大胡子知道唐重不相信自己说的话。 If not experience personally, he does not believe. Sometimes looks back on the oneself life, he has not thought that will arrive this step. Such just as he said that the father is mountain hunting family, for generations by going hunting to live. He is the hunting family son, the one great person who because the father saves but the destiny changes. 如果不是亲自经历,他也不会相信。有时候回首自己的人生,他也没想到会走到这一步。正如他所说的那样,父亲是大山猎户,世世代代靠打猎为生。他是猎户的儿子,因为父亲救的一个大人物而命运发生改变。 He still remembers, when he goes out of the remote mountain inside village, sits, in meets on his military helicopter to soar to circle in the sky of mountain, his mood just like the air current that the propeller of helicopter stirs equally to be excitedly turbulent. 他还记得,当他走出深山里面的村落,坐在来接他的军用直升机上面飞翔盘旋在大山的上空,他的心情犹如直升机的螺旋桨搅拌出来的气流一样汹涌激动。 He thinks, his destiny changes. 他想,他的命运就此改变。 But, is this change good is bad? 可是,这种改变是好是坏？ Without that person, he is or/is still one small hunting family? 如果没有那个人,他是不是还是一个小猎户？ He resides in the remote mountain, goes hunting a medicine, marries daughter-in-law / wife in one village, having one group of son or daughter —— that is in their village most people's lifetime vein. Will oneself be also like them? 他居于深山,打猎种药,娶一个村里的媳妇,生一堆儿子或者女儿——那是他们村子里大多数人一生的脉络。自己也会和他们一样？ Present life rougher bad risk some, but richly is also affectionate. 现在的人生更坎坷凶险一些,但也更丰富深情一些。 In any event, his not regret. 无论如何,他都不悔。 „Near body bodyguard?” Tang Zhong asked. He is not the one curiosity specially heavy person, has no interest too big in the Eight Trigrams (gossip) of others, but, asked the Big Beard youth past events, his heart of Eight Trigrams (gossip) was really flaming burns. “近身保镖？”唐重问道。他不是一个好奇心特别重的人,对其它人的八卦也没有太大的兴趣,但是,问起大胡子的青春往事,他的八卦之心就真的是熊熊燃烧起来。 „During that time, she made the company outside oneself. Because of related to a purchase of land, the competitor intention is disadvantageous to her, I was sent her side to protect her by Old Gentleman.” Big Beard said. „These people do not know that her status, really under the pain killer, sends people to want her to kidnap unexpectedly to abandon barge ——” “那段时间,她在外面自己做公司。因为涉及到一桩土地的收购,竞争对手意图对她不利,我就被老爷子派到她身边保护她。”大胡子说道。“那些人不知道她的身份,竟然真的痛下杀手,派人想要把她绑架到废弃船屋——” „This story, if passes on, the bodyguard will become the China most popular occupation.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „Afterward?” “这个故事要是传出去,保镖会成为华夏国最热门的职业。”唐重笑着说道。“后来呢？” „ I saved her. „ “我救了她。“ „Under adversity sees the true feelings. From the psychology perspective, regardless of how strong woman, is receiving flash mind metropolis/can temporary falling into enemy hands of attack. If some people approached at this time, is easiest to obtain her favorable impression —— you are gets there first. unusually / exceptionally that the time and time cut into is accurate.” “患难之下见真情。从心理学的角度来讲,无论多么坚强的女人,在受到袭击的一刹那心神都会暂时性的失守。如果这个时候有人靠近,是最容易获得她的好感的——你算是近水楼台先得月。时机和时间点儿切入的非常准确。” „——” Big Beard is once again silent. “——”大胡子又一次沉默不语。 He is thinking at that time the protection objective, protects her should not be harmed by others. 他当时只是想着保护目标,保护她不要受到别人的伤害。 Some where Tang Zhong think is so complex? Also is ‚advantage of being close to somebody’ is ‚cut-in’ is ‚accurate’. What person wants to become oneself? 哪有唐重想的那么复杂？又是‘近水楼台’又是‘切入’又是‘准确’的。把自己想成什么人了？ Naturally, because the Big Beard heart does not have the distracting thoughts, instead obtained the favor of Jiang Keren. Otherwise, is close, by the Jiang Keren wisdom that if seriously Tang Zhong imagines he looks like harbors ulterior motives, she won't be able to see through? 当然,也正是因为大胡子心无杂念,反而获得了姜可人的青睐。不然的话,如果他当真像唐重所想象的那么别有用心的去接近,以姜可人的智慧,她会看不穿吗？ Such can only make the progress of working just the opposite. 那样只能取得适得其反的效果。 Therefore, very much Big Beard disdains looked at Tang Zhong one, thought, this boy intelligent is intelligent, actually did not understand that the heavy sword does not have the front greatly to be skillful the non- labor picking up girls secret. 所以,大胡子很不屑的看了唐重一眼,心想,这小子聪明是聪明,却不懂得重剑无锋大巧不工的泡妞诀窍。 „Was too tender.” This is Big Beard in heart to the appraisal that Tang Zhong emotional quotient. “太嫩了。”这是大胡子在心里对唐重情商的评价。 If makes Tang Zhong know that perhaps, pulled the sleeve and this doing one -man show male immediately goes all out? 要是让唐重知道了的话,恐怕立即挽袖子和这闷骚男拼命吧？ „Because your duty is accomplished brilliantly. Therefore, did Old Gentleman make you be her full-time bodyguard?” Tang Zhong asked. “因为你的任务完成出色。所以,老爷子就让你做了她的专职保镖？”唐重问道。 „No.” Big Beard shakes the head. „I entered the army.” “不。”大胡子摇头。“我进了部队。” „Army?” Tang Zhong stares. “部队？”唐重一愣。 When he imagines Big Beard is a soldier, he said that he comes hunting family. However, when he recognized he is a hunter, he fed in the army. 在他想象大胡子是个军人的时候,他非说他出身猎户。但是,当他认定他就是个猎人的时候,他又被人送进了部队。 His person returns alive indeed to be colorful. 他的人生还真是丰富多采啊。 „I entered the army.” Big Beard said. “我进了部队。”大胡子说道。 „That was they feel certainly among you unusuality.” Tang Zhong said. „Since you fed in the army, why behind will have so many matter? Finally why will —— do this?” “那一定是他们感觉到了你们之间的异常。”唐重说道。“既然你被送进了部队,为什么后面还会发生那么多的事情？为什么最后——会搞成这样？” „——” Big Beard feels dejected, seems like in quiet however yearned. “——”大胡子黯然神伤,又像是在幽然向往。 His complexion is usual, in the look actually filled the thick sadness. 他的脸色如常,眼神里却充满了浓浓的哀伤。 Such look, making Tang Zhong look at the heart pain. 这样的眼神,让唐重看了心痛。 Tang Zhong carries teapot to help him fill to the brim the tea, said: „Ok. I did not ask, you were needless to say.” 唐重端起茶壶帮他倒满茶水,说道:“算了。我不问,你也不用说。” „Draws a sword the cutting off the water supply water to flow.” Big Beard sound low and deep saying. In the words has the infinite grievance to be sad, infinite has no alternative, infinite Tang Zhong looks does not scavenge the unclear emotion. “抽刀断水水更流。”大胡子声音低沉的说道。话里有无限的委屈哀伤,无限的无可奈何,无限的唐重看不清道不明的情感。 „——” “——” Tang Zhong shakes the hand of teapot to tremble, has not nearly fulled floaded operation the greensand pot of tea falling this on the ground. 唐重握着茶壶的手一哆嗦,差点儿没有把这灌满着茶水的绿砂壶给落在地上。 Excuse me, you are doing fine walking the wild, bold, and unconstrained style; why are you converting to the fresh and clean, graceful and subdued style? 拜托,你走粗狂豪放路线走的好好的，干嘛要改成什么小清新婉约派？ Look at your face. Look at your face. Do you look like you are graceful and subdued? Do you even resemble a fresh and clean style? 你看看你的脸你看看你的脸你像是婉约派吗你有一点儿小清新吗？ Tang Zhong dumbfounded visits him. 唐重目瞪口呆的看着他。 Because his reply is too ridiculous, the head of a short time Tang Zhong cannot make a turn. Does not know how then should speak. 因为他的回答太雷人,一时半会儿的唐重的脑袋都转不过弯来。不知道接下来应该怎么说话了。 Tang Zhong thought that oneself lost the ability of speech. 唐重觉得自己失去了说话的能力。 Long time. Tang Zhong finally restored the normal intelligence quotient. 良久。唐重终于恢复了正常的智商。 He also wants to understand profound meaning that Big Beard those words inside contains. 他也想明白了大胡子那句话里面所蕴含的深刻含意。 After his guess and association, gave the return to original state the story finally. 经过他的猜测和联想,总算把故事给还原了。 The story probably is this: Because the Jiang Family person detected Jiang Keren to Big Beard excessive intimate, was worried that can have the matter that is difficult to predict to happen, fed in the army Big Beard, wants to train Jiang Family him in an army inside great general. What has not thought is their such approaches works just the opposite, not only has not cut off two people favorable impressions, instead lets their meaning, originally they to each other have very deep sentiment and dependence. From instead made them see clearly this little. 故事大概是这样的:因为姜家的人察觉了姜可人对大胡子的过度亲热,担心会有难以预测的事情发生,就把大胡子送进了部队,想要把他培养成姜家在部队里面的一员大将。没想到的是他们这样的做法适得其反,不仅仅没有斩断两人的好感,反而让他们双方都意思到,原来他们对彼此都是有很深的感情和依赖的。距离反而让他们看清楚了这一点儿。 Therefore, Jiang Keren goes to army visiting relatives or Big Beard secretly slides Yanjing secretly. Some grove in team or two people broke through the taboo stealing food forbidden fruit to make the cooked rice to become the reality in Yanjing pub the raw rice in the army's ideally. 于是,姜可人偷偷去部队探亲或者大胡子偷偷溜回燕京。在部队驻队的小树林或者在燕京的某家小旅馆两人突破禁忌偷吃禁果把生米做成了熟饭把理想变成了现实。 What most awfully is, the Big Beard sturdy sperm quality active time or made one successfully to cause in the Jiang Keren pregnancy belly to be many repeatedly pair of powder to carve the jade to carve incomparable items little loli big cute boy that the intelligent clever being liked by everybody flower saw to spend. 最要命的是,大胡子身强力壮精子质量活跃一次或者多次造人成功致使姜可人怀了孕肚子里多了一对粉雕玉琢聪明伶俐人见人爱花见花开的绝品小萝莉大正太。 Matter could not conceal the truth. Has to confess to the Jiang Family elder. 事情瞒不过去了。只好向姜家长辈坦白。 The Jiang Family person flies into a rage, wants to set at Big Beard this ‚disloyal non- righteousness’ the fellow in the deathtrap. 姜家人大发雷霆,欲置大胡子这‘不忠不义’的家伙于死地。 Afterward? 后来呢？ But because, does not have personally to experience, the past was too remote, known was also only the word phrase, something Tang Zhong or/is still did not have the means to be clear. 可是,因为没有亲身经历过,年代太久远,知道的也只是支言片语,有些事情唐重还是没办法想清楚。 Tang Zhong looks to Big Beard, said: „Other things I can understand that —— I not clear words, why Dong Family does hate us? Because of Dong Family that third party?” 唐重看向大胡子,说道:“其它的事情我都能理解——我不明白的话,为什么董家那么恨我们？因为董家那个第三者？” „——” Big Beard was also silent. “——”大胡子又沉默了。 This old man is this. The issue that meets does not like the issue that answers not to answer, he put forth ‚played silent very escapes’. 这老男人就是这样。遇到不喜欢回答的问题不想回答的问题,他就使出了‘沉默耍酷遁’。 „Both of you love for one another, did he mix a leg in the middle?” Saying that Tang Zhong is angry. „Rich man is this. Always likes the woman who snatches others to settle on.” “你们俩相亲相爱,他在中间搅和了一腿？”唐重生气的说道。“有钱人就是这样。总是喜欢抢别人看中的女人。” Big Beard looked at Tang Zhong one, some look —— hidden bitterness. 大胡子看了唐重一眼,眼神有些——幽怨。 „What do you mean?” Tang Zhong asked. “你这是什么意思？”唐重问道。 „I am a third party.” Big Beard said. “我才是第三者。”大胡子说道。 „——” “——” ( PS: Thank clear(ly) for the dream shadow to seal/confer God big red packet and blessing. Thank Liaoning already the consoling oneself schoolmate's three to seal/confer Shenda red packet. Un, looked that this name everyone isn't strange? Fellow who the middle must always hit the dividing line number. Thank hitting of Schoolmate tiantian52 to enjoy. 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