Chapter 323, do you also urinate personally? 第323章、你也亲自来尿尿啊？ Tang Zhong guessed this opening. He knows that Jiao Nanxin will certainly attack oneself using this event. 唐重猜中了这开头。他知道焦南心一定会借此事件来打击自己。 However, he has not guessed this ending. He has not thought Jiao Nanxin hits the face to hit so fierce. 但是,他没有猜中这结尾。他没想到焦南心打脸打的如此厉害。 Jiao Nanxin does not listen to the Butterfly Group song, celebrity that she likes is versatile full scale development Zhang Shangxin. This matter Tang Zhong is very early knows, when the Butterfly Group substitute person incident just showed the clue, she in the female students with class chatted has mentioned. 焦南心根本就不听蝴蝶组合的歌,她喜欢的明星是全能型全面发展的张尚欣。这件事情唐重很早就知道,在蝴蝶组合替身事件刚刚露出端倪的时候,她在和班里的女生闲聊的时候就说起过。 Now she assumes the guise the brain-dead powder intentionally, pretends that regarded as Tang Xin —— to not to retaliate to hit the face Tang Zhong? 现在她故意扮作脑残粉,假装把唐重看成了唐心——不就是为了报复打脸吗？ „Rather offends the villain, do not offend the woman.” Some Tang Zhong regrets before and Jiao Nanxin interaction. “宁愿得罪小人,也不要得罪女人。”唐重有些后悔以前和焦南心的相处模式了。 What struggles with her? She said that is right, oneself did not speak incorrectly absolutely. She said that is wrong, oneself did not certainly say right. Cultivates the behavior the bottom line, will be in the future good inexpensively. 和她争什么啊？她说是对的,自己就绝对不说错。她说是错的,自己一定不说对。做人有底线,日后才好相贱。 Usually lifts holds, flattered her to flatter her, won't she bully oneself now? 平时多抬着捧着,奉承她讨好她,她现在就不会这么欺负自己吧？ Those who make Tang Zhong spit blood, in Jiao Nanxin really grabs a pen and one diary, it seems like she is prepared early. Grinning looks at Tang Zhong, said: „Signs to be good? I really like very much your.” 更让唐重吐血的是,焦南心手里真的抓着一支笔和一个日记本,看来她早有准备。笑嘻嘻的看着唐重,说道:“签个名好不好？我真的很喜欢你的。” „——” Tang Zhong could not speak, he thought that the hand of oneself is trembling, the face is cramping. “——”唐重说不出话,他觉得自己的手在发抖,脸在抽筋。 or/is still Old Lady was generous, patted Jiao Nanxin head one, ridiculed was saying: „Dead girl, how with the Tang Zhong speech? Tang Zhong is not Tang Xin, plays this joke.” 还是老太太宽厚仁慈,拍了焦南心的脑袋一记,笑骂着说道:“死丫头,怎么和唐重说话呢？唐重又不是唐心,开这种玩笑。” „My where cracks a joke?” Jiao Nanxin feels head discontented saying. „He is Tang Xin Ah- — Tang Zhong is he, Tang Xin is also he, what making him sign is not right? Paternal grandmother, am I your biological granddaughter, how do you help the bystander bully me?” “我哪有开玩笑？”焦南心摸着脑袋不满的说道。“他本来就是唐心啊——唐重是他,唐心也是他,让他签个名有什么不对？奶奶,我到底是不是你亲孙女啊,你怎么就帮着外人来欺负我？” „Who is a bystander? Tang Zhong is also the oneself person.” Old Lady said. „Come, Tang Zhong, enters the room to sit quickly. Nanxin is joking with you.” “谁是外人？唐重也是自己人。”老太太说道。“来,唐重,快进屋坐。南心在和你开玩笑呢。” „I know.” The Tang Zhong extrusion smile diligently, said: „I was used.” “我知道。”唐重努力的挤出笑脸,说道:“我习惯了。” „What be used to it? Does me frequently to bully you to resemble.” Jiao Nanxin curls the lip. Then, her complexion one happy, is blinking the big eyes eyeball, saying that the color narrows the eyes: „—— that posture or/is still that but, you dance on the stage is overwhelmed with emotion very much” “什么习惯了？搞得我经常欺负你似的。”焦南心撇撇嘴。然后,她脸色一喜,眨巴着大眼睛,色眯眯的说道:“不过,你在台上跳舞的姿势还是很销魂的——” „Sells —— soul ——” “销——魂——” Has you to curse at people? 有你这么骂人的吗？ Tang Zhong decided that must counter-attack. 唐重决定要反击了。 If not counter-attack, this woman will reach out for a yard after taking an inch, results in the ruler to enter the kilometer. 如果再不反击的话,这女人就会得寸进尺,得尺进公里。 „I play the role of the woman to be overwhelmed with emotion, you did not need putting on make-up whole body to fill the male character.” Tang Zhong said. “我扮成女人才销魂,你不用化妆全身上下都充满了阳刚之气。”唐重说道。 Jiao Nanxin clenches teeth. 焦南心咬牙。 She has not thought that the enemy is weak in my strong situation, this fellow also dares to provoke the counter-attack recklessly. 她没想到敌弱我强的情况下,这个家伙还敢不知死活的挑衅反击。 oneself accuses his Sissy, he suggested that immediately oneself is ‚tomboy’. 自己指责他娘炮,他就立即暗示自己是‘男人婆’。 „My since birth this. Changed not to change. Like certain people, obviously is not the man, actually does unfortunately / against expectations run to play the role woman —— you sleep in the evening does not wear the silk stockings?” “我生来就这样。改都改不了。不像某些人,明明是男人,却偏偏跑去扮女人——你晚上睡觉的时候不穿丝袜吧？” „——” “——” Tang Zhong has to plant with the impulsion that the head hits the wall. Can be so poisonous? 唐重有种用脑袋撞墙的冲动。要不要这么毒？ „Do I wear the silk stockings you not to look do not know, but, you do not need to wear the underwear I not to need to look that can also guess correctly ——” Tang Zhong said with a smile. “我穿不穿丝袜你不看不知道,但是,你不用穿内衣我不用看也能猜到——”唐重笑着说道。 Jiao Nanxin is false smile, cold sound said: „Do you put on the fishing net shape or/is still to like putting on stripe? Your birthday drew near, I prepared to buy several silk stockings to you celebrating a birthday gift. Won't you shut out my gift is too light?” 焦南心皮笑肉不笑,冷声说道:“你是穿渔网状的还是喜欢穿条纹型的？你的生日快到了,我准备买几条丝袜给你做生日礼物。你不会嫌弃我的礼物太轻吧？” „How many A- underwears I want to buy for you actually, but I go to the market to ask, —— that outside has not sold picks to give to you that matter membrane that outside the egg-yolk faction wraps, should be able to use? The chest minister of which family/home with hasn't pushed clean fans?” “我倒是想给你买几条A-的内衣,不过我去商场问过,外面没有卖的——把蛋黄派外面包裹的那层膜摘下来送给你,应该可以用了吧？谁家的胸部长的跟没挤干净的粉丝似的？” The Jiao Nanxin short of breath, decided that killed to incur greatly. 焦南心气急,决定出大杀招了。 She treads the tread tread runs back the oneself room, held the one big folder to come out. 她蹬蹬蹬的跑回自己的房间,抱了一个大文件夹出来。 She sits in the Tang Zhong opposite, said with a smile: „Saw the media to report the Tang Xin substitute person was you time, I did not have the means to believe. Then the violent barbaric man, how possible does play the role of one little woman? However, after looking at your modeling, I thought that you are very talented in this aspect.” 她坐在唐重的对面,笑着说道:“看到媒体报道说唐心的替身是你的时候,我怎么也没办法相信。那么暴力野蛮的男人,怎么可能扮成一个小女人？不过,看了你的造型后,我觉得你在这方面确实挺有天赋的。” Jiao Nanxin opens the folder, the point at Tang Zhong one concert high-definition picture, said: „You look at this facial features, this lip line ——, but also a little eye shadow. Is the eye shadow that you use what color? Purple? or/is still pale purple? Real good-looking. What sign, I must buy to try.” 焦南心翻开文件夹,指着唐重的一张演唱会高清图片,说道:“你看这眉眼,这唇线——哦,还有一点儿眼影。你用的眼影是什么颜色？紫色？还是淡紫？真好看呢。什么牌子,我也要去买来试试。” „Aiya, this was a little exposed. You looked your navel revealed —— you are intentional? I noticed that many female celebrity like coming out the navel reveal, it is said like this seems like quite sexy ——” “哎呀,这张有点儿走光了。你看你的肚脐露出来了——你是故意的吧？我看到好多女明星都喜欢把肚脐露出来呢,据说这样看起来比较性感——” „This one had the issue. You only shave, doesn't nose hair cultivate/repair? This obviously grows one section, grew the nostril quickly ——” —— “这一张就有问题了。你只刮胡子,鼻毛怎么不修一修啊？这张明显长出一截,都快长出鼻孔了——”—— When Jiao Nanxin collected Tang Zhong to disguise as Tang Xin various concert types of pictures unexpectedly deliberately, moreover compares the picture of rare and beautiful flowers. She reads while the review, lets sit in opposite Tang Zhong has a silencing a witness of crime impulsion. 焦南心竟然处心积虑的收集了唐重假扮唐心时的演唱会各种照片,而且都是比较奇葩的照片。她一边翻看一边点评,让坐在对面的唐重有种杀人灭口的冲动。 Most poisonous woman will of the people. This words are not really false. 最毒妇人心。此话果然不假啊。 Does she have to oneself hates? Put forth the ruthless spicy virulent rivers and lakes unexpectedly already ‚map-read speech that’ was lost? 她到底对自己有多恨啊？竟然使出狠辣恶毒江湖早已经失传的‘看图说话’？ Tang Zhong defeated thoroughly. 唐重彻底的败了。 In the pictures depending on others hand, has made oneself be in an impregnable position. 就凭人家手里的照片,就已经使自己立于不败之地了。 „I was wrong.” Tang Zhong puts on a long face to say. He fishes out the one small gift box to hand over from the bosom pocket, said: „This is a small gift, buys for you specially. Hopes your Sir does not cross the villain, forgives my life.” “我错了。”唐重哭丧着脸说道。他从怀里的口袋摸出一个小礼盒递过去,说道:“这是一件小礼物,特意给你买的。希望你大人不记小人过,饶我一命吧。” „Knew well mistakenly.” Jiao Nanxin received the gift that Tang Zhong gives, happy saying. Was pressed by this bastard below such a long time depressed air/Qi clears off. She complacent, is in high spirits, said: „Most essential one issue ——” “知道错了就好。”焦南心接过唐重送的礼物,高兴的说道。被这混蛋压在下面那么长时间的郁闷之气一扫而光。她得意洋洋、神采飞扬,说道:“还有最关键的一个问题——” „What issue?” “什么问题？” „My real very good strange. You usually go to male toilet or/is still female toilet?” “我真的很好奇。你平时是去男厕所还是女厕所？” „——” “——” „Said quickly.” “快说。” „Mosts of the time go to male toilet.” “大部份时候去男厕所。” „In other words occasionally also goes to female toilet?” “就是说偶尔也去女厕所？” „I do not have to look at —— Tang Zhong to hurry to explain randomly”. “我没有乱瞄——”唐重赶紧解释。 „Do you photograph surreptitiously to go back frank and upright looking secretly?” “你都是偷偷拍下来回去光明正大的瞄？” „—— ——” this woman, always by woman's heart oneself gentleman's abdomen. “————”这女人,总是以女人之心度自己的君子之腹。 Old Lady carries is washing the clean fruit to come out, asked with a smile: „What did both of you chat? Such happy?” 老太太端着洗干净的水果出来,笑着问道:“你们俩聊什么呢？这么开心？” „I said that I quite envy him. Also without the graduation, found to work ——” Jiao Nanxin saying that flavor that in the words teased. “我说我好羡慕他啊。还没毕业呢,就找到了工作——”焦南心说道,话里不无调侃的味道。 „Also yes.” Old Lady serious saying. The senior citizens are quite always good to trick. „This year to work is difficult to look. Others gave all out to make celebrity unable to do, Tang Zhong quiet became the great celebrity —— person to have the life respectively.” “也是。”老太太一本正经的说道。老年人总是比较好忽悠的。“这年头工作难找。别人挤破了头想做明星都做不了,唐重悄无声息的就成了大明星——人各有命啊。” „I, if had Elder Brother one to be good. He exactly is also celebrity, I go to battle to enter entertainment world —— for Elder Brother” “我要是有一个哥哥就好了。他恰好也是明星,我就替哥出征进入娱乐圈——” „Thinks anything blindly. You think that everyone can make Tang Zhong? Studies well. Do not graduate was unemployed.” “瞎想什么呢。你以为每个人都可以做唐重啊？好好读书。别毕业了就失业。” „or/is still Tang Zhong good luck. Later won't you attend class probably again? Is today to come to say good-bye to my grandfather? Also yes, who made great celebrity still to study in the school?” “还是唐重好运气。以后你大概不会再来上课了吧？今天是来向我爷爷辞别的？也是,谁做了大明星还在学校里读书啊？” „Master, you come back to rescue disciple quickly.” Tang Zhong heart is crying out —— “师父,你快回来救救徒儿吧。”唐重的心里在呐喊着—— great celebrity Tang Zhong came back. 大明星唐重回来了。 Returned to the Nanjing University bedroom. 回到了南大寝室。 This information seems like winged, spreads over campus each one corner instantaneously. 这个信息就像是长了翅膀似的,瞬间传遍校园的每一个角落。 First is the Psychology Department male student of same floor comes the visit, instructed by Tang Zhong, 307 bedroom gateways opens greatly, lets the person to pass in and out. Tang Zhong does not have star character very much accompanies them to chat to talk nonsense to knock melon seed signature photograph gesture scissors —— 先是同一楼层的心理学系男生过来参观,在唐重的授意下,307寝室门户大开,任人进出。唐重也很没有星范儿的陪他们闲聊扯蛋磕瓜子签名拍照比划剪刀手—— Then is upstairs and downstairs outside is the male student comes the visit, Tang Zhong does not have star character accompanies them to chat to talk nonsense to knock melon seed signature photograph gesture scissors —— 然后是楼上楼下的外系男生过来参观,唐重也没有星范儿的陪他们闲聊扯蛋磕瓜子签名拍照比划剪刀手—— Is the male students of other bedroom building other institute departments runs over then again the visit, Tang Zhong still did not have star character accompanies them to chat to talk nonsense to knock melon seed signature photograph gesture scissors —— 再然后是别的寝室楼其它院系的男生跑过来参观,唐重仍然没有星范儿的陪他们闲聊扯蛋磕瓜子签名拍照比划剪刀手—— Finally, the female students also welled up crazily, Tang Zhong is not calm —— therefore he has star character very much accompanies them to chat the celebrity Eight Trigrams (gossip) to chat in the circle the amusing thing to chat the oneself substitute person to rescue younger sister's original intention to chat the worry that oneself is hard to withdraw from now. The girls listen cries and smiles, rapidly becomes his brain-dead powder. 最后,就连女生们也疯狂的涌了过来,唐重就不淡定了——于是他就很有星范儿的陪着她们聊明星八卦聊圈内趣事聊自己替身救妹的初衷聊自己现在难以退出的苦恼。女孩子们听的又哭又笑,迅速成为他的脑残粉。 Finally he also accompanies them to photograph, but this time his not gesticulation scissors. He stands in the middle of bedroom, a face temperate calm smile, his two sides stood the female student. When the picture comes out, Tang Zhong discovered, in the corner of lens reveals the one dark big face. 最后他还陪着她们拍照,不过这一次他没有比划剪刀手。他站在寝室的中间,一脸温和淡定的笑容,他的两边站满了女生。当照片出来时,唐重才发现,镜头的角落里露出一张黑乎乎的大脸。 Does not know when Hua Ming also pushed, although revealed a face in the final platoon, the smile was still bright. Tang Zhong discovered Liang Tao —— in the crowd 不知道花明什么时候也挤了过来,虽然只是在最后排露了一下脸,仍然笑容灿烂。哦,唐重又在人群中找出了梁涛—— „or/is still Li Yu is honest.” Tang Zhong wants to say. Li Yu will not find the opportunity to rub to occupy the woman intentionally to be cheap. “还是李玉老实。”唐重想道。李玉就不会故意找机会蹭过去占女人便宜。 Li Yu held the camera to look looked, the face belt/bring was regrettable, said: „My short. Next time must the standing front.” 李玉捧着相机看了又看,脸带遗憾,说道:“我个矮。下次得站前排。” „——” “——” Next day, Tang Zhong has two psychology classes to want on. 第二天,唐重有两节心理学课要上。 He and Hua Ming has not gone to the classroom ahead of time, but after the attending class ting resounds sneaks to slip from the back door secretly. 他和花明没有提前去教室,而是在上课铃声响起之后才从后门偷偷溜进去。 But, his low key cannot cover he incomparably coquettish form. 可是,他的低调并没能掩盖他无比风骚的身影。 „Tang Zhong?” In Teacher Zhang Gaoyuan who on the platform teaches excited shouting. „Tang Zhong. Really is Tang Zhong. Tang Zhong came. Everyone applause welcome.” “唐重？”正在讲台上授课的刘高远老师激动的喊道。“唐重。真的是唐重。唐重来了。大家掌声欢迎。” pā pā —— 啪啦啪啦—— Therefore, Tang Zhong becomes class ‚pet’ to be surrounded once again. 于是,唐重再一次成为班级‘宠物’受人围观。 Bell sound. Tang Zhong wears the hat to go to toilet to urinate 下课铃响。唐重戴着帽子去厕所尿尿 He just pulled out the Little Brother, nearby buddy turns around, the one who sees pit position to stand is Tang Zhong, excited shouting: „Tang Zhong —— your —— do you also urinate personally?” 他刚刚把小弟弟掏出来,旁边的一哥们转身,看到身边的坑位站着的是唐重,激动的喊道:“唐重——你——你也亲自来尿尿啊？” Tang Zhong looks that on the pants brings the wet mark of steam, weak saying: „Schoolmate, turns over to excited —— not to aim at me to be good the muzzle excitedly?” 唐重看着裤子上带着热气的湿痕,无力的说道:“同学,激动归激动——别把枪口瞄准我好不好？” The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力